AMERICA #1

>>90333299
Get out spic

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Shut up, Miles.

You were asked, but still, shut up.

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>>90333320
Well this character can literally kick interdimensional portals open, so good luck with that.

>>90333323
Has MAC met ANY of these people? And why would anyone like her? She's such a fucking cunt.

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Remember, kids. If you love the Multiverse, just remember, it's only there because of lesbians!

>>90333323
So no character of any worth other than Storm was asked?

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>>90333360
Look, buddy. Marvel needs a Wonder Woman. And a Harley Quinn. Gwenpool might have the latter covered, but they've got to hedge their bets.

>>90333323
Nothing is better than the cure.
How can you say something so blasphemous?!

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Monica doesn't have to take this. She used to lead Nextwave, ya know?!

>>90333345
>capture her
>restrain her
>force her to work for ICE
>instant deportation service for illegals via spic portal
America Enrico Chavez Guatemala Perez (unwillingly) saves the day!

>>90333323
God, this colouring is fucking up the lineart something fierce.
And why is it that the female characters whose most interesting aspects are their "standoffish cunt" personalities so prone to get reinvented as "so inspiring yaas queen"? Kate Bishop, Carol Danvers, and now America...

>>90333384
>Look, buddy. Marvel needs a Wonder Woman
Maybe if they hadn't completely fumbled her from the get-go. Just place all bets on Carol now.

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Get it? Get it?! You get the metaphor this page is speakanating to you?!

>>90333416
Dammit. There's no hope for this book is there?

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>>90333385
Hell yeah.

The CURE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJy5z8IqoA

>>90333416
Yaaaas! How you like that brown fist, whitey?

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>>90333427
None at all. Wait, you had hope? Really? No offense. I'm just genuinely intrigued here.

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>>90333416
Endless Trash!

>>90333299

>The USAvengers are led by some guy from Puerto Rico.


PR is part of the US anon....

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>>90333377
Did you think anyone on the Ultimates was going to give her a good review?

>>90333360
As far as I know, just Kate and Loki.

>>90333455
Who's from Puerto Rico?

>>90333455
Keep telling yourself that

>>90333445
I have to try. I like America purely on a base conceptual level. The writer is an unknown. It was a crapshoot.

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>>90333404
In a better world, maybe.

>>90333455
>can't make it state #51 because that would mean adding another awkward star to the flag

>>90333455
>puerto rico
go back to the theaters, casual

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>>90333407
Kamala's one of those too now. Thanks to Mark Waid. Jerk.

Or the alternative, the bland and the saccharine like Moon Girl, Squirrel Girl, or Hellcat.

>>90333416

this is a storytime of pain

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>>90333514
You liked that little prick? How about a bigger one?!

>>90333431
The coloring is fucking awful. It's like they stopped after the flats.

>>90333462
>>Need the gay flag to point out that they are gay.
Subtlety is dead. Kieron Gilleon fucked its corpse just to prove it.

>>90333513
>Kamala's one of those too now. Thanks to Mark Waid. Jerk.
Simple solution. See "Waid" on the cover and then ignore it.
Stick to Wilson for all Kamala needs.

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Hot damn. I hate Westside Story now.

>>90333323
Oh god I've read this preview page so many times already and It still sucks as much as the first time.

>>90333513
>one of
Who bitch this is?!

>>90333431
I like her 90s Superboy costume

>>90333486
OH hey, the first time America being a cunt actually was shown in a negative way!

>>90333513
>Kamala's one of those too now. Thanks to Mark Waid. Jerk.
Thankfully, Wilson's still on her solo, so it's not THAT bad.
>Or the alternative, the bland and the saccharine like Moon Girl, Squirrel Girl, or Hellcat.
For all the flaws with Squirrel Girl, I think her personality works, especially in shit like New Avengers. I'll give you Hellcat. I like Moon Girl.

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>>90333323
>better than the cure AND mcr

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>>90333544
Dear Straight, White, Flatscan, Terran People...

>>90333431
>Add me on beamchat

Don't you live in the opposite side of the multiverse?

>>90333552
>Leelumultipass
I hate everything

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>>90333450
>Foolkiller

It still hurts.

>>90333299
Is there any hope left for Marvel?

>>90333299
I'm confused. Why is Disney paying you to storytime something they're trying to sell? Is this one of those weird marketing things?

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>>90333416
Hold the fuck up. Pure black is the absence of color, not white.

>>90333480
But it's true anon, other latinos hate Puerto Rico there all yours enjoy them

>>90333601
There's Star Wars and thats about it really.

I'm a huge social lefty and encourage inclusiveness in media (when done well), but this is just exhausting trash.

I'm sure this title is for someone out there, but unfortunately the plot and terrible writing are just not for me.

>>90333606
Absence of color = white
Absence of light = black

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>>90333547
He's not the only one incapable of grasping how people talk.

Just look at Americ-I'm calling her Chavez from now on-Look at the first thing Chavez says on this page. Not even Frank Miller would have made Diana say something this moronic.

>>90333600
>Prodigy is back
I have no strong feelings towards this whatsoever.

>>90333450
Mosaic is cancelled?
It's confirmed?
Fuck.

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>>90333416
>Post yfw America defeats the cosmic jailer with her brown fist

>>90333552
Oh my god they're all chicano trash, no wonder americans hate us

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>>90333564
Don't get used to it.

Best bet on when it's canceled? I think it'll make it to 6.

>>90333323
Any time people write Miles, he just keeps getting worse.

>>90333416
>white just means the absence of color
White is all colors. That is why shining a white light through a prism makes a rainbow.

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>>90333622
That someone out there ought to die for the good of the rest of us. Or at least get better taste in books.

>>90333630
>>Menstruation
Seeing how the bottom left >>90333323 is the writer, I'm not surprised.

>>90333670
Explain mixing all the paints together then.

>>90333664
And Blamed those Racist comic fans for not buying the book.

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>>90333630
>What the holy menstruation are you doing here?

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>>90333664
We can only hope. Marvel loves keeping trash like this afloat in an attempt to make it stick.

>>90333658
Oh boy I know where this is heading

>>90333664

It'll reach 6, maybe 9 if it gets good blog press and Marvel wants to milk it for a bit.

Then they'll do a collection and market it on some latin-oriented and queer blogs.

Author will probably burn a few bridges via twitter due to the cancelation announcement.

>>90333416
>Pure White Energy

>Is Pink

Was the colorist just having a laugh?

>>90333695
Oh here we fucking go.

Holy shit this is bad. Please tell me this is some edit where the person thought to write the most horrible liberal bullshit possible.

>>90333416
>White
>No color
Okay, did anyone pointed this out to the artist yet?

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My god! She just punched out that homophobic, gay, anti-semitic, jewish Nazi! She truly is the hero we need! Now all she has to do is set Steve's hair on fire and she'll be golden.

>>90333629
Get a prism, anon.

>>90333530
This is one of those Kate Leth style "I write what I know, so she's going to college and maybe the mall" type of stories, right?

>>90333299
>Sam Wilson is a brooding wimp!
Hey, at least he's being written in character

>>90333695
IT'S TRUE IT'S ALL TRUE

>>90333664
Yeah that's sound about right, if we're lucky.

Although I have this bad feeling that it'll last longer than Mockingbird.

>>90333695
>Americans throw bomb at her
>She knocks the bomb back at them
>Bomb explodes on the other side of the page and Americans cheer that she deflected the German bomb
How rushed was this?

>>90333695
MAC IS OFFICIALLY CANCER

>>90333742
Get some paint anon.

this is one of the worst comics i ever read

>>90333552
I love Fifth Element. Fuck you for doing this.

>>90333455
And he's a happy naturalized citizen.

>>90333377
>Storm
>Character of worth

>>90333637
Man, Prodigy was that one character in New X-Men that you really just sort of forget about looking back.
Every other character on the team was way more interesting than him.

>>90333741
Hitler Spencer outta nowhere

>>90333741
Scanbro you read too fast, Cap is right behind her.

>>90333772
And not someone who claim to be a "Real American" is having America in her name.

>>90333741
Thing is, why should MAC care? She's in another dimension. Does she go to every dimension to punch out Hilter?

>>90333756
It seems clear to me the the perspective had shifted in that panel man

>>90333377
Storm is shit. Loki is where its at.

>>90333475

Sunspot

Liberals keep going "How could people possibly support Trump?" and then produce shit like this. I can already see the praise of "It's perfect"

>>90333475
Roberto Da Coasta Aka Sunspot aka Citizen V. Leader of the USAvengers and billionaire.

>>90333812
Sunspot is Brazilian.

>>90333812
>>90333827
He's from Brazil.

>>90333764
I actually so work with paint, and you do not create white paint by "removing all the other colors from it".

>>90333630
>What the holy menstruation

Women were a mistake.

>>90333600
>>90333630
>>90333658
most of my favorite X-Men get more spotlights outside of X-Books

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>>90333601
>Is there any hope left for Marvel?

>Nova already selling cancellation numbers on its second issue
no.

>>90333741

Post the rest of the issue.

>>90333782
>Every other character on the team was way more interesting than him.
This is the case with basically any black character on a team, is it a curse for them to always be the least interesting?

>>90333826
>10 reasons why America Chavez is the perfect new hero for this post-Trump dystopia

>>90333826
>YASSS!!
>SLAY!!

>>90333431
Why is she leader of the Ultimates?

Is it because she hit Carol with a chair?

Is that how they pass leadership titles?

Is this secretly professional wrestling?

>>90333323
>this shameless shilling on the first fucking page.

>>90333299
>Sunspot
>Puerto Rico
The fuck? He's Brazilian you dumb fuck.

>>90333855
You certainly don't make white paint by adding them all now do you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Additive_color
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subtractive_color

>>90333552
Do mexicans even call each another 'primas' (cousins)?

>>90333870
I think the "'till next time" means that IS the rest of the issue

>>90333741
holy fuck
it's like the writer is doing this just to create the worst ever self-inserting wish-fulfilling fantasy comic
imagine if i wrote a comic about my wish of fucking and abusing 5 vietnamese bitches while being high and marvel published it

>>90333486
Ha wait what
What a fucking awful person jesus.

>>90333741
Yeah that's Hitler alright. He was just infamous for wandering onto battlefields.

>>90333552
>Leader of the ultimates

The reunification of the ultimates was a fucking secret!

>>90333658
The art is pretty but that coloring is just bullshit

>>90333384
>Marvel needs a Wonder Woman. And a Harley Quinn.
Why? They have other girl characters that have a decent fanbase and say more interesting things than Wonder Woman and Harley.

>>90333416
What the fuck is wrong with the writer? What's with that fucking obsession about being brown?

>>90333552
Ah more writing like teenagers are "supposed" to talk.

Why is a horror game the only thing not to write the kids as total spegs. Until Dawn being the game in question BTW.

>>90333889
No, you make it by adding pigment that is colored white.
Colored.
So that example fails, but is irrelevent, because the author was talking about white energy (light), which objectively contains every wavelength (color) across the visible spectrum, not "none of them".
You have to go back.

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>>90333345

Is this the worst MAC has ever been? She's tolerable in Ultimates, in Young Avengers she wasn't *too* bad, but this is just putrid shit.

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>Much respect

HAH!

>>90333737
Remind them of this on twitter or whatever.

>>90333746
Probably.

>>90333747
Sick burn.

>>90333750
WE WUZ ALLIES

>>90333756
It's Marvel, baby!

>>90333757
What was she before?

>>90333736
I miss Everything is Illuminated

>>90333726
Mhmm.

>>90333722
Punk them on twitter.

>>90333693
>>90333679
>>90333858
Told you.

>>90333689
You mean like what Marvel's been doing for the last decade?

>>90333668
I like how that implies he was bad from the start. Which he was.

>>90333653
Take heart, chum.

>>90333649
Ewing might just make that happen. Make the Cosmic Jailer a Trump stand-in, I mean.

>>90333642
People read and like that book?

>>90333637
He just ain't the same without that badass costume THAT PETE DESIGNED.

>>90333597
You're right to do that to an extent.

>>90333596
Rule of Quirky

>>90333535
Lazy is the New Black. Plus you gave this the okay when you started buying books like Superior Foes

>>90333771
Sowwy.

>>90333788
Spencer is against punching Nazis by the way. And punching. Which would explain why the action in his books is usually ass.

>>90333780
Agreed.

>>90333794
So she can pay tribute to Jack Kirby's 100th. It's basically her version of the Kamandi Challenge. Meanwhile, Spencer turned Steve into Hitler.

>>90333826
I seriously can't believe that Black Mask is making a CALEXIT comic. Where the hell is SINATORO?!

>>90333870
What this >>90333904 guy said.

>>90333883
The recap is worse in my opinion since it insults Clint and stresses how gay and brown America is.

>>90333877
Trump's recent speech was pretty all right.

>>90333916
Like sexy abuse or straight-up violence? Or a mix of both?

>>90333927
Par for the course.

>>90333941
You are a fool.

>>90333942
Their movie asses belong to Fox. If it were up to me, I'd make Chat Sanduval the MCU's Wonder Woman.

>>90333709
You'll make it, pal. Not me though. I was just posting the first issue for the laughs and the (you)s. See ya!

>>90333642
Marvel doesnt confirm shit. They just wait for the title to not be solicited. Mosaic is probably dead after 8 or so

>>90333916
I would put that on my pull list before Captain Mexico.

>>90333559
And her logo is a nice callback to original Miss America logo. Shame everything else is crap but the costume.

>>90333879
Wrestling has better booking than this.
Even watching Chavez and Danvers hot potato the title of Yaas Queen before a blow off at Civil War II would have been better than what each character has gone through.

>>90333400
It took me till now to get they were calling monica 'mon' and not just doing some weird fucking Bob Marley thing.

>>90333299
>Peutro Rico
Sunspot is Brazilian.

>>90333879
Galactus said so.

>>90333969
Strictly sexy, degrading abuse

>>90333858
Don't blame us, I thought it was stupid too.

>>90333969
>mega boost in powers
can't she already do everything?

>I miss Everything is Illuminated
Asshole teased a return on his twitter just yesterday, he better fucking deliver.

>>90334030
I'm sure he meant womyn

>>90333486
But she makes portals. Why the fuck would her gf have to move with her. Whu?

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>>90333323
Aaaaaand im out.

>>90333323
>Like, better than the Cure AND MCR

Welp, I think that's the quickest that I've gone from being interested in a book to not even wanting to finish the pirated version that I didn't even have to pirate.

Why is there such a disconnect between youth culture and comic writers? Didn't they pull this author from some YA books?

The Cure was big 30 years ago. MCR is old enough to be passe to the new generation but not old enough to be "classic" in the same sense as the Cure.

"Like, she's better than /music/."

HEY WOW I WROTE A LINE THAT CONVEYS THE SAME MEANING WITHOUT DATING YOUR WORK.

>>90333486
FUCK THIS WRITER

Ewing puts in the work to humanize America by giving her this girlfriend that worked well for her and spends time building up their relationship just for her to get dumped in the first issue? Bullshit.

>>90334049
Man this is practically parody as it is. It's like they made a comic of nothing but out of context panels /pol/ bitches about

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>>90333416
How can they even THINk about pbulishing that?:D No wonder, they cancelled all books to become "less politcal".

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>>90334049
Illuminated Wars can't be topped. It simply can't.

>>90334102
If she has a girlfriend how can she sleep with different women in each issue? You need to think about these things

>>90333877
>1. She's a badass 'She'
>2. Did we mention she's badass? No, seriously.
>3. She's latinix and proud of it
>4. She's queer friendly and normalising
>5. She's a queer POC
>6. She's a badass queer person who isn't defined by how queer they are
>7. She represents queer diversity
>8. She's more American than Donald Trump, it's in her name
>9. She's a badass Queer Person and WE NEED THEM RIGHT NOW!
>10. Seriously read this book

>>90333530
So Sotomayor is something other than a joke of a judge made a justice for rubber stamp decision-making in this? Still horseshit.

>>90334149
TheMarySue.com

This entire thing is self-indulgent wish-fulfillment without any substance whatsoever. The writing is also way too on the nose even the few promising character notes are strangled it. This >>90333400 for example would have worked better without the caption.

>>90333400
Standing around to pose for that long feels really unnecessary.

>>90333462
I like her costume designs.

The character just feels like something put together by a teenager wanting social justice. Why does the fact she'a a lesbian matter?

I swear we'd find the cure for cancer but all some people would focud on is the sexuality and skin color of that person

>>90333928
They'd never expect it

>>90333552
STOP MAKING LATINOS LOOKS LIKE GUETO TRASH.

EL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>90333782
That is because he almost has no personality, he was just a bland nice guy for Surge.

>>90334149
1. She's KICKASS. If you don't trust us, ask SPIDER-MAN
2. She's a quirky rican. That's not derogatory because I'm not white
3. That means she's brown
4. She likes women
5. She's a hip teen in college who knows all the cool slang and uses it often
6. She's with Her
7. She is a woman who is kickass
8. She is America! See what we did there?
9. Her girlfriend dumped her
10. We need money

>>90334140
It makes her "empowered" and not a slut. Wonder which buxom famous babes she'll be bedding.

>>90333513
She's not a bitch when anybody but Waid writes her. Even Bendis made her cute, if on the flirty side.

>>90334208
stop being it.

>>90334224
>She's with Her
That's a good one

>>90333462
All this talk, and she dates a white girl. Kek

>>90333552
Maybe its like that Netflix documentary thing and they are only acting like ghetto garbage to make a point to whitey, or something.

>>90334224
Not enough mentions of Trump

>>90333323
Why does Marvel thing stroking their own dick would endear anyone to a character? This is obnoxious.

>>90333416

Absence of color is black you dumb nigger

>>90334285
But she changed the timeline or something so now he's not President, or something maybe.

Tumble says:

>>america kissed girls n punched hitler in the face in the first issue of her solo and if that doesnt set a standard for this book then i dont know what does

>>That last panel was iconic

White boys triggered so hard right now

>>90333658
The bottom right panel looks absolutely disgusting.

This comic is just off the rails.
If someone asked /pol/ to write a ironic nu-marvel story it would look exactly like this.
I'm almost sure someone is having one big fat laugh.

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>>90333969
>It's so big, like if the HUNGER GAMES had starred Rue. Or it's like the Marvel version of Zayn's career post-One Direction
An adult professional, ladies and gentlemen

>>90333486
>have implied sex
>still clothed afterward

I thought this was a progressive book that would bravely show real queer relationships. Or do lesbians have sex with their clothes on?

>>90333630
I am legitimately curious on if she's a menstruation worshipper as part of her religion.

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>>90333513

>For princess Leia's sake


BAZOOKA

>>90334359
>professional

I keep hearing they are but evidence doesn't point that direction.

>>90334331
Im not white and i am triggered right now, negro.

>>90334331
*People with taste who want good stories, characterization, and dialogues in a comic instead of hamfisted politics, virtue signalling, and self-indulging wish-fulfillment triggered hard right now

>>90334331
I could talk you in Spanish but i wont follow the examples of the comics, instead i will call you a nigger faggot.

>>90334388
Blame Wiccan as her pantheon is just pop culture bullshit.

>>90333658
Couldn't she just abuse limbo or get a time machine for time travel anyway?

>>90334359
Someone get this person on Champions! They're up on all the hip pop culture references. Woke af, G. Rivera is lit and no doubt keeps it at 100

Catch ya on the flipside hep cats!

>>90334403
>>90334419
>>90334441
White males truly are the most sensitive bitches on the planet

>>90333954
>So that example fails
Well no it doesn't. You just dodged the point with semantics.
"White is the absence of color" is still correct and the one-liner still technically works. See: subtractive color.
Maybe YOU should go back.

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What would he think of the current Marvel universe?

Everything about this storytime makes me wish I was dead

>>90334467
I am not white and american. You fail, fag.

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>>90334473
What about him.

>>90333893
yep..

>>90334317
Well they're not wrong, it is iconic. It has been since Cap did it 80 years ago.

>>90334331
I am a door-skinned latinamerican and I am as triggered by this shit as you could get. I want to fucking die so I can stop feeling I can be associated with this fucking people.

God fucking dammit. I LIKE Ms. America. I was hoping she'd get an ongoing at some point. But fuck me, man, this was horrible.

>>90334444
Fantastic Quads confirm that this is all Wiccan's fault, and by extension, Wanda's.

>>90334505
wtf that isn't carol
who is this hack?

>>90333323
This is what this page reminds me of, for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDpO25pcJQ8

>>90334473
>"Why the fuck hasn't anyone cured cancer yet!?"

>>90333384
I read the first page and I already don't like this character. She's nothing like "a Wonder Woman."

Carol would probably be closer to one but she's largely irrelevant until her movie.

>>90333741
>In the next issue

Are you crazy? This isn't Hitler! This is Larry, we are just actors making a play to cheer up the troopes! Why the fuck would Hitler be here?

>>90333826
They probably will try to code disapproval of this book (or even disinterest, because "silence is compliance", dontcha know) as some sort of dogwhistle for Trump supporters, in some craven ploy to boost sales. But the 1st issue alone is so shitty that it's bound to turn story-focused people away (maybe people who are into comics for the art see something in this rag, all this "non-house style" stuff is starting to blend together for me at this point). And then they get to be lumped in with Trump supporters, whether they actually are or not.

If media consumption actually worked the way lit crit chumps pretends it does, this book would be directly responsible for creating more Trump supporters in the world after its release. Random, benign people would have been browsing through the comic rack or looking through issue dumps online, and then they read the first issue of 'Murrichavez, turned their noses up, and BAM - MAGA caps just spontaneously pop up on their heads and take over.

>>90333969
>How do you do, fellow kids.

>>90334467
Probably written by a white boy
Que te jodan comemierda el cómic sigue y seguirá siendo basura.

>>90333431
https://twitter.com/viva_america
I don't think the writer thought this through.

>>90334553
This is the Carol Danvers song.

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This is the writer

>>90333431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY75xrmvxPE

>>90334636
Gabby Rivera

>>90334636
Yeah, that figures

>>90334636
I thought that was a McDonald's bag at first

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>>90333916
>the worst ever self-inserting wish-fulfilling fantasy comic
>Sonichu is better than an official marvel comic

>>90334473
WHY?

>>90333323
When the fuck did Storm even meet Ms. America?

At least ask somebody else on the Ultimates like T'challa or Carol.

>>90334712
>T'challa or Carol.
>She acts like a brat.
>She hit me with a chair unprovoked.

>>90334636
>still kept our trademark dead inside rapist ten thousand yards stare
Heh. Serves her right.

>>90334682
Sonichu is art, dude. Not compared to this or ironically, just art.

>>90334712
Maybe she's misunderstanding and thought the interviewer was asking about America the country rather than the person.

>>90334744
>Maybe she's misunderstanding and thought the interviewer was asking about America the country rather than the person.
Storm confirmed Trump supporter.

>>90333969
>"It's so big, like if the HUNGER GAMES had starred Rue. Or it's like the Marvel version of Zayn's career post-One Direction."
>"But is better because it's America."

I have no words.

>>90333552
Yeah, you're betas alright

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>>90334518
It's our fault, really. /co/ made a collective wish years ago, and the ramifications of that wish is taking years to unfurl. We all wanted C-and-D listers to get ongoings, and by God are we ever getting them. We've been stuck in Act 3 for a few years now; the shambling corpse of Marvel is at our door, asking us to take it in; but we used up the last digit on the paw for lewds, and there's no way to repel this ghoul.

>>90333689
There is a difference between visible light and pigments within paint. Black paint is made by mixing purple and yellow.

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>>90333630
I can't find the webm of Joker snapping his own neck from TDKR animated movie, so this will have to do as my reaction to this.

>>90334510
No they fucking don't. That's some Cholo gangbanger street gang trash. We call our friend's parents aunt/uncle sometimes but I have never heard anyone call anyone else "prima" like that.

>>90335018
Have you considered that this is intentional edge? Like when people prattle on about Bitch Planet and being non-compliant and all that middle-class fantasy bullshit?

>>90334359
>>90334772
>It's so big, like if the HUNGER GAMES had starred Rue

It also wouldn't change the narrative of the rural states sticking it to the weirdly dressed, camp, sociopathic city folk

>>90335018
Tbh tía would have been better

>>90333756
That is clearly a German hand grenade.

>>90334742
Carol calling Chavez a barely tolerable brat would be funny.

>>90335071
Tia would've been way better, I wish people would just not write slang if they're just gonna make everyone speak like ghetto trash.

>>90335044
It's trash. I never thought representation would make me this fucking mad but hey here I am, what has this author even done before this? She sounds so fucking amateurish.

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>>90335148
>what has this author even done before this?

She wrote a book, it seems.

>>90333582
>Fayetteville

I'm so sorry anon

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>>90335220
>you are a bruja
what ethnicity is this fucking bitch? no one in any part of mexico would enjoy being called a bruja as slang.

>>90335148
There was a time just a few hours ago when my mind put great stock in the notion that representation was important and should be encouraged.

Now this and other media have made me not as sure.

>>90335220
>>90335274
>>90335148

I really want to speak about this. WHO THE FUCK thought, that it is a good idea, to let her write a comicbook for MARVEL?

>>90335052
>the narrative of the rural states sticking it to the weirdly dressed, camp, sociopathic city folk
I thought Americans that lived in big cities loathed rural states. Y'know, "flyover country", "Jesusland", all that shit. Why did city folk lap up The Hunger Games so readily?

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>tfw Squirrel Girl isn't even in the bottom five books at Marvel anymore

>>90334467
>White males truly are the most sensitive bitches on the planet
True, it amazes me how they'll go into a thread to read a comic that they know they'll hate and then bitch endlessly about it, and even if the people bitching weren't white, it's still a pathetic trait for anyone to possess.

>>90335274
She's @QuirkyRican (no, seriously, that's her profile name on Instagram).

>>90335220
From Amazon:
>“Even if Holden Caulfield was born in the Bronx in the 1980s, he could never be this awesome.” Inga Muscio, author of Cunt Juliet Milagros Palante is leaving the Bronx and headed to Portland, Oregon. She just came out to her family and isn’t sure if her mom will ever speak to her again. But Juliet has a plan, sort of, one that’s going to help her figure out this whole “Puerto Rican lesbian” thing. She’s interning with the author of her favorite book: Harlowe Brisbane, the ultimate authority on feminism, women’s bodies, and other gay-sounding stuff. Will Juliet be able to figure out her life over the course of one magical summer? Is that even possible? Or is she running away from all the problems that seem too big to handle? With more questions than answers, Juliet takes on Portland, Harlowe, and most importantly, herself.

>>90335220
She looks like she wouldn't be out of place on Orange is The New Black, Jesus.

>>90335220
>>90335304
>>90335274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbP9GgiYyPo

>>90335220
So when this eventually crashes and burns will her excuse also be that she's a real writer and that trifling comics were below her anyway.

>>90334132
hold up

they made a secret wars one?

where can I get it?
where can I get it

>>90334149
>Here are 5 facts about America Chavez

1) She's a girl
2) She hits hard
4) She's cute and I love her
5) AMERICA!

>>90335342
the coastal states need to collectively be set a flame then flooded

>>90335322
Ah, the old "you can be a white dudebro even if you aren't white" thing. Why do you want to make a paradigm where "good whites" can basically call minorities porch monkeys and house niggers? Do you really think they'll use that policing shit properly?

>>90335305
Yes. Because they're liberals. They lapped up the Hunger Games because they thought the Capital represented the patriarchy exclusively because of Snow, ignoring all of the effeminate, evil faggots that populated it.

>>90335383
No where was that said in that post.

>>90335319
No, it still is. It's just not the worst. Still bottom five though.

>>90335356
http://www.zippyshare.com/An-On/l1pntglj/dir.html

this is why comics are a bad hobby
Imgine buying this

>>90334467
>White males truly are the most sensitive bitches on the planet

>>90335430
>true
>and even if the people bitching weren't white, it's still a pathetic trait for anyone to possess.

Same logic.

You don't have to be a white male, to be as pathetic as a white male. You don't have to be a dude, to be a dudebro. You don't have to like Trump, to be a Trump supporter. All you have to do is step out of line, and you're in the out-group.

>>90335541
>comics are a bad hobby because bad comics exist
wew

>>90333969
>it's like the Marvel version of Zayn's career post-One Direction


Dead on arrival?

>>90335552
This is why nationalism is coming back.

>>90333416
Oh, sweet merciful Jesus.

This is awful.

People buy this?

Could you imagine being this pathetic? >>90333969

>>90333916
Where were you when Marvel officially became Sonichu tier?

>>90333323
>dat author self-insert

>>90335642
Don't insult Mr. Gumb's timeless masterpiece.
This wishes it was anywhere near as memorable as Sonichu.

>>90335639
you messed up your post number, anon, I think you meant this, anon. >>90335639

>>90335702
you messed up your post number, anon, I think you meant this, anon.>>90335702

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>>90333323
>>90333552
>>90333630
>>90333658
>>90333741

How come the only representation people seem to give ethnic groups is the gangbanger washed out ghetto culture that minorities have in the USA? God forbid they actually have to research someone else's culture instead of just calling someone X ethnicity and throw in some fucking slang on her dialect.

Holy shit this was so damn awful, I knew it was going to be the moment the idiotic writer called her Queer, but still...

Ignore all the race baiting, just the fact that these random people know confidential stuff about her life is retarded from a story standpoint, fuck this, this book managed to actually upset me...and marvel is promoting this shit, instead of actual good books they have that get cancelled and get 0 marketing...

I like America Chavez, never had a problem with her character, but yah fuck this book.

>>90335756
They are like that, all these fucking latino americans can't talk spanish for shit, cheapen the culture they want to cherish so much and the names of the characters are the most hilarious retarded things.

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I wanted to save these for Unstoppable Wasp's story time but given the race baiting in America I guess I can drop these here.

Unstoppable Wasp's writer loves stronk brown lesbean grills

>>90335954
Jesus Christ.

>>90335322
>go into a thread to read a comic that they know they'll hate

fuck you
I'll bet most of us didn't come in here knowing we'll hate this comic
there are many good comics starring PoC or LGBT people I've enjoyed (and 90% of /co/ posters, too)
books like Ms Marvel, Ewing's Mighty Avengers and Ultimates, Green Lanterns, or Young Avengers
please don't tell me that this shitstorm is as good as any of those comics

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>hey guys see I think white people are the problem too, buy Princess plz?

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By far Jeremy Whitley's worse sin is looking up to Bendis as an inspiration though.

>>90333552
this is fucking cringey, the writter clearly has talent to tell stories but is too busy with ''LOOK, LESBIANS!!! AMERICA IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER!!EVERYBODY AGREES!''

>>90334467
Lol without white males you wouldn't have shit but mud huts and malaria

>>90335336
Don't fucking go and spam hate on her twitter, she will victimize herself like every other writer that got their books cancelled that wasn't a white male main character(there was no twitter controversy for Black Knight, Hyperion, Solo, etc).

No I'm not a white person(according to the northern Europeans), for those posting about whiny white males.

>>90333400
I'm not on the up and up on current Marvel, but can't Carol fly? Why the ship?

>>90335954
>>90335982
>>90336017
>I wanted to save these for Unstoppable Wasp's story time but given the race baiting in America I guess I can drop these here.

So, do you just stalk the twitters of creators, just so you can find them saying something /co/ntroversial, so you can get (You)s or do you do it for something else?

>>90333416
But ... White isn't the absence of color, black does.
Even Hal Jordan knows that, and he had the brain of an avacado.

Scanbro wasn't kidding when he said this was the worst thing he'd ever read. Jesus Christ.

>>90333299
Holy shit
This was worst than I thought

>>90336058
Well, I imagine Tieri would laugh if he received the hate, anyway.
I mean, the guy's a hack but he went an extra-mile to piss off Punisher fanboys. He's probably used to people talking shit.

>>90333672

Everybody loves or thinks about America! she must be a great character! So popular and relatable!

I remember back in the 70s when people started reading Spider-man, he was well liked because in universe he was really popular, fans, fangirls, spider-parades every issue!

>>90333299
>The USAvengers are led by some guy from Puerto Rico.
>It's time for a Real American Hero to step and save the nation.

1) I know it's a joke and he is Brazilian but isn't Puerto Rico in America?
2) Isn't America Chavez an alien from another dimension where America doesn't even exist?

>>90333782
no, Prodigy was way better than Elixir and Dust
(not to mention Tag, Icarus and that little shit Wither)

>>90333797
the explosions seems to be right in front of the soldiers, not back there in the background

>>90333741
>>90333928
It's so obvious that the author probably wanted to have America punch Steve himself, but editorial stopped her so they just had Hitler suddenly appear out of nowhere.

>>90333445
If she thought it was too easy, why did she leave instead of sticking around like her fan wanted?

>>90333364
Dont worry the maker will kill it.

>>90336100
Guacamole, you philistine.

>>90333462
>Named America
>Doesn't have the American Flag outside her home
You could still have the rainbow one next to it.

>>90335981
Exactly, there are a group of fucking retards here and in many places that see a black person for example and say it's Marvel agenda and the books sucks, but there is an equal maybe even greater amount of retards online that defended shit like this book, or Mockingbird, based on the same things.

Ignore the racial part of the comments, read the damn book and tell me the whole thing doesn't sound dumb and sloppy, you can try to ignore the racial baiting, but it happens every two pages so it's pretty hard to do it.

>>90334331
How can you post and steal wallets at the same time, Juan?

>>90333958
what good is the thicc if it doesn't like men?

>>90336097
(You)'s are always nice but I just honestly came across these posts while browsing Twitter absent mindedly and thought it was relevant to a comic about literally punching out white energy

>>90333416
>brown lesbian aggressively fists white girl

did they ever explain how the lesbians from her home dimension reproduce? do they grow dicks or are they hermaphrodites or something? or just muh magic?

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people have been saying this book would be shit and do what people have been complaining marvel does with their books ever since it was announced but this went well beyond what anyone could've expected, its crazy that this got past an editorial department. It doubles down on all of marvel's shit with even worse writing and no subtly at all.

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>>90336213
>believing in Ultimate Reed

Yeah, no. He's been jobbing ever since Secret Wars ended.

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>>90333741
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>90333547
>Stick to Wilson for all Kamala needs.
Wilson can't write Kamala forever, anon. A character shouldn't need one specific writer to be a good character.

>>90336419
They're futas.

>>90335620
Don't worry no one is buying this shit.

>>90333583
So how old is America and what grade level is she in?
Cause if she's an undergrad freshman, shouldn't pretty much her classes be ... Normal?
Like English, History, Calculus, Sociology, Microeconomics?
Just a basic sweep of core required classes?

>>90333858
None of us talk like that, this is some next level computer shut in SJW shit.

>9.5 / AiPT! - Alyssa Jackson
>Overall, I'm really excited about this series and I can't wait to see where the team takes America next.

>9.5 / Doom Rocket - Molly Jane Kremer
>Recommended to anyone looking for a superhero book that spends as much time developing its leading lady as it does punching baddies, because looks like we'll be seeing lots of both.

>8.3 / Geeked Out Nation - Jess Camacho
>“America” is off to a strong start that captures all aspects of this character in a way that will please longtime fans and new fans alike. I can only hope that this series is allowed to run its course and be all that it aspires to be.

Comic book "reviews" were a mistake.

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>>90336557
really makes you think

>>90333863
Yeah and this is goong to sell better and then go down the toilet and the only reason it is selling better it's bevause it got promoted.

Nova came out so quiet it pissed me off.

>>90336557
Wow. Comics critics are somehow worse and have less standards than horror movie critics.

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>>90333530
>Como la flor. Con tanto amor
That's the shittiest university motto I ever read, sounds like something Frida Kahlo or Violeta Parra would came up with

>The department of radical women & intergalactic indigenous peoples
I give up

>>90336625
They gave Nova a 100% overship.

>>90334473
>Thank the Pama I'm dead

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I never thought I'd ever say this in my life

As a actual Puerto Rican I feel offended

Who the fuck even speaks just injecting random spanish like that, if I'm speaking english I stick with english

>>90333741
I wish this issue wasn't so up it's own ass. Some eXiles-style multiverse adventures with America could have been cool. Instead we get the same regurgitated, self-indulging plot we see in every new Marvel #1.
>Protag has a down-to-earth life situation which is blown out to moderate fantastic lengths
>Meets some other young characters in pursuit of their goals
>Finds a new mission in life which is seemingly proactive but doesn't have much to do with actual superheroics
>Denounces or replaces older version of character with the grace of a pachyderm on rollerskates.
Same shit, different coat of paint. Also I usually like Joe Quinones's pencils, but the inks and colors have absolutely murdered them. I don't give a shit about the pro-queer narrative stuff because it can work with a talented writer. Unfortunately this book reads more like a Buzzfeed "Top 10 America Chavez Moments" listicle than a fucking sequential narrative.

Also I know I'm that guy, but erasing the original Young Avengers run has really killed my enthusiasm for most Marvel stuff. The way they talk about Kate in these books drives me up the fucking wall. She's supposed to be a badass, but it has nothing to do with her putting Clint down. They respect each other, even in Fraction's book where Hawkeye was going through some shit. They were always friends and they supported each other in their own weird way.

>>90336645
They still don't hold a candle to video games critics, they are the absolut worst since they trick casuals into buying shitty games. Nobody actually listens to comic critics

>>90336703
aren't you happy that you are finally represented?

>Already 300 Replies
MARVEL WINS AGAIN!

>>90333400

>"DID WE MENTION THAT SHE HAS TWO MOMS?!"

>>90336703
How else are we to know she's a chico, me gusta?

>>90333583
Wait, she is learning woman studies? Or history?
Why is she in a class about intergalactic revolutionaries?

Fuck, at least Unstoppable Wasp has a cute artist and art. This just makes me vomit
>That creative team
It's like they just picked out people with hispanic last names instead of people actually suited for this.

>>90333505
Clearly what Puerto Rico needs to do is conquer nine other state-sized territories and give them to the States.

Mexico looks like a nice fixer-upper, no one will care about the infrastructural damage. Have at 'em, son.

>>90336761
duh, someone has to overthrow the patriarchy, stupid

>>90336770
>Fuck, at least Unstoppable Wasp has a cute artist and art.
it really doesn't. Wasp's jaw is fucking scary

I see the comicosity guy who was worried about this quickly stepped to the party line.

I went in to this shit with an open mind, but if you would've told me this was written as a parody, I would've believed it.

>>90333630
>Holy mestruation

Are we supposed to hate America Chavez with all of our gut? Is this what the author is trying to do?

This is "learn my pronouns normiefag REEEEE" tumblr shit.

>>90333416
Holy fuck

>>90333323
I cant, I'm sorry, bye.

>>90333630
B-but anon, it's funny!

>>90334102
If I were Ewing I'd leave Marvel. It cannot be healthy, working hard to save characters and then having them ruined again.

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>America Chavez fans
They think her comic is so good it's DC

Call Franklin Richards

We need a new Marvel Universe

>>90336761
>intergalactic revolutionaries

So you can get all the "revolutions are awesome!" without any of the ugly real life politics or collateral damage.

>>90335954
I agree with her until the last tweet

>it's all whiteys fault!

grow up

>>90333486
This is such blatant Amerikate set-up.

>>90334561
Because they didn't want to cure cancer.
They wanted to turn people into dinosaurs.

>>90336861
he can't. the current MU has an anti-mutant barrier called terrigen mists

>>90333879
Because she made the team this time. Before Carol made, but the current team was formed by MAC.

>>90336881
if it's a quote from an x-book, doesn't it make it not-canon?

>>90333672
>Only women are shown to love American Chavez
>No reason to showcase her weird ass fanbase at all yet they do it as a transition

The author must live in its little world if they think America Chavez is a beloved character. She is a C lister at best with some fans here and there.

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>>90333416

>giving the pure white a bit of the old "brown fist"

>>90336603
Can't wait to see the sales figures for issue 2.

What a nice Giffen comedy book this could have been.

Reminder she's existed since 2011.

>>90333630
I'm glad we get her backstory again here in case we missed it in the first three pages.

>>90336923
The author also unironically believes in the "Make America Mexico Again" and "La Raza" crap.

Christ this is completely fucking awful, I hope this doesnt influence Ewing to write her this way in Ultimates, I'm actually gunna have an even harder time hate fapping to her now

>>90333672
This is a typical novel-writer-doing-first-comic page. Monologue is more what you'd get in a novel, especially with these like leitmotif phrases. But there's no room, so.

>>90336160
If she wants to be American, she's American.
Bet I just rocked your worldview, huh? Bet you're asking yourself some real hard questions right now.

>>90336973
>Giffen Comedy Book
He's lost his touch honestly. The last best thing he did was the Sugar and Spike Trade. Blue Beetle is crap.

>>90336869
>her
It's a self-loathing cuck, anon.

>>90337032
He'll find someway to retcon it to make sense hopefully.

>>90336869
>her
Jeremy Whitley is a middle-aged straight white dude.

>>90336145
All would be forgiven for another volume of SPACE: PUNISHER

>>90337076
>>90337089

why am I not surprised?