/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Jasper spanking Sapphire when?

>>90217775
Jasper is best gem

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>there's people who haven't been here since S1

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Don't take this dumb show so seriously.

pls don't delet

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Xth for Bloodsteven is canon ship

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lapiss

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>Gems are Invaders.
>Stuball is half invader,
>He is Vader

>gems are asexual creatures with no need for sexual reproduction and no sexual organs
>all of them, ALL OF THEM, have traditionally female humanoid bodies complete with breasts

???

>>90217775
But that's wrong, Pearl doesn't hate Steven, Greg, or Connie. So she doesn't hate Humans.

>>90217833
W H E N

>>90217836
Only Rose has cleavage as part of her human wish fulfillment.
The rest have segmented insecticide bodies

>>90217811
>There's underage people who came here in the last couple of months from Reddit on word of leaks and are extremely visible around the time a leak could happen.

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I love Lapis Lazuli

sjw propaganda continues

>>90217844
She'd hunt Steven down and hapilly smile as the fire went out in his eyes, if it meant there was even a slight change Rose was still in her gem.

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>>90217844
She will also fuck one soon too

>>90217836
What about Bismuth?
Aside from her voice, there was no femininity there

>>90217836
Only Rose has breasts. Anything else is animation errors from Korea, notably including several times with Lapis and that time Jasper got hit by the yo-yo.

So I still haven't found a download of Rocknaldo that has the credit scene intact, anyone know of any?

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>>90217879
I am Lapis Lazuli

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Jasper is best best gem

If Rose had shapeshift herself a dick and impregnated a beach city woman instead of taking the murdercock would the offspring still be a human gem hybrid in the same way Steven is, only without killing Rose?

ARE WE SERIOSLY GOING TO GO BACK TO /TRASH/!?
https://youtu.be/Lxl1q7Lb3g8?t=20s

>>90217844
Steven is half-Gem so he's ok
She used to hate Greg but now she sees him another piece of Rose
And Connie, well Connie is useful
Like a dog, or a subhuman slave

Pearl doesn't HATE humans, she just thinks they're inferior Untermenschen

>>90217875
Your greentext is heartbreaking too, anon.

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Would you let your waifu seduce you if you knew she was just going to violently rape you with her giant monster whale penis and water tentacles once she got you where she wanted you?

>>90217918
It depends on whether Gems can create things or merely store them

When Pearl made that safety tape that one episode, did she create it or was there always tape shoved in her head?

>>90217775
Ronaldo was right.
Steven is a little bitch.
The Gems deserve to be destroyed.

I want a crossover with 40k because I like the idea of seeing ultra masculinity and mega feminity duke it out until they realize that the only answer is sex.

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Ronaldo awkwardly trying to flirt with pearl, who steven convinces to humor him and go on a date.
Ronaldo getting really creepy and touchy.

>>90217879
Please never leave us.

>>90217923
Last 5 episodes will likely be the human abduction bomb, which may not air anytime soon. If that's the case, expect us to return to trash 2 weeks from now as a bare minimum.

>>90217965
But the gems are gay

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>>90217909
If the episode hasn't released digitally it doesn't exist yet anon, thank modern TV practices for airing advertisements over credits these days. I'm also very curious to see if the ending theme has changed again.

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Who /saltwater/ here?

>>90217965
GW is going to retcon slaanesh, How will the spess mehreens have lusts for their foes?

>>90217990
So are space marines.

No really, they actually are in canon a bunch of homoerotic eunichs

>>90217965
I just want all of the gems to die, their race want us gone, we want them gone as well.

>>90217958
I just really love how casual and nonchalant this style of rape is. Jasper is so easy. Plus, that malachite be pulled under the water reference

>>90217990
Yet, Rose fell for the power of the Murder Cock.
If one did, the others have the potential to lust after those disgusting hairy monkeys.

>>90217990
rosequartzlovesdick.jpg

>>90217875
Why do we hate reddit again?

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Help me create a cocktail dedicated to Pearl, /sug/. So far it is:
> 40% ethanol
> 60% saturated brine (35g of salt per 100 ml of water)
> decorated with rose petals
Any obvious improvements? What's the best way to incorporate soap into the mix?

>>90218018
Upvote system
'Nuff said.

>>90217995
ah, makes sense. Yeah I'm pretty keen on stitching together and analysing the S4 credit theme, any idea when this one will release digitally? I remember some anon saying the episodes release on itunes in pairs

>>90218003
Because they are sorrounded by men and the Emperor is gonna go and say something like: "M8, poon is poon. Is not like I don't know that you guys are fucking Taus anyway. Even the fucking Sisters are fucking male taus. Everyone is fucking Taus. So why not a rock? The only church i didn't ban was the chruch of pussy xD".

>>90218029
More salt

>>90218029
Bleach.

>>90218009
I don't like this, both of them are as bad as each other. Jasper dosen't deserve to be raped. No one does.

>>90217912
I want Lapis Lazuli's whale penis

>>90218029
Not enough salt

>>90217879
This is getting silly

>>90218058
It's just fanart leddit

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>>90218018
honestly wish this place (not just /sug/) would stop obsessing over reddit, cant go a minute without seeing people ree out at the thought of some other site's existence, like... we get it, stop, live your own dreams boyo

>>90218049
> More salt
> SATURATED brine
Any more and it might start precipitating though. Salt is barely soluble in alcohol.

>>90217905
Based Koreans fixing Sugar's propaganda.

>>90218104
How many upvotes did you earn today, son?

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>>90218001
Right here

>>90218004
Space Marines aren't homoerotic
They're just hyper-masculine and very comfortable about their bodies

40K is about as gay as /fit/ or Jojo

>>90218058
But Jasper loves getting raped.

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>>90218043
Ah, I just looked it up and it looks like Storm in the Room/Rocknaldo are currently available as a pair! The credits should be posted somewhere fairly shortly! Or you can get them now if you honestly wanna pay 3 bucks for those episodes.

>White Diamond turns out to be pretty chill, she dosen't mind humans and all of her colonies were uninhabited. Generally she is happy go lucky.

>Pink Diamond turns out to be an Austrian Politician, whom rapes a Japser to shattering everynight, she wanted the Zoo to be a Battle Royale type affair.

How the Turns have tabled.

>>90218029
Add some Vanilla

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i liked the episode where steven turned into danny devito and died

>>90218018
>>90218104
It's not even so much Reddit in this case so much as they're blatantly new and several are known to be underage as a result of their activity on Reddit.

>>90218029
OD on salt

>>90217811
>No one can start getting into the show after S1 aired.
WEW lad

also kys

>>90217879
This meme get's better and better every time.
Best anon.

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>>90218128
not enough, daddy

>>90218175
Reddit is basically shorthand for newfag nowadays

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What shampoo does Blue use?

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>>90218008
You don't get it. If the Imperium falls in love with the Gem Civilazation (like Kismet fucekd Eternity), they might be able to defeat their enemies since both have huge numbers and one is even extra galactic and fuck like goddamn rabbits.

Just imagine the Imperium dominating the Gems bia sex and then both addopting the Tau as their surrogate kid. The result would be astoundingly powerful. And all because of the power of love baby, no Slaneeshy bs there, just good old fashioned love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fvz-nNz0mc

>>90217836
Feminists try to build a show on their self contradictory
>Woman are superior RAW RAW!
and
>Woman and men don't exist they are social construct RAW RAW! Fight gender stereotypes RAW RAW!
ideas and fail, hilarity ensues.

>>90218162
I told you yesterday, stop trying to get into the simulator

>>90218104
>...
>boyo

Go back

SUG SIMULATOR WHEN?

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I like this particular Jasper

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What happens if she gets a runny nose?

>>90218175
>I could be arguing with some uneducated 13 year old
GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE REEEEEEEE

>>90218259
Never

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Pick a pearl and tell us about her.

>>90217904
Negresses look like nigger men so....

>>90217836


only rose has breasts bruh, everyone elsei s flat, its disturbing cuz when people try to make sexy fan art they often show them still being flat chested

>>90218187
>le kys
Go watch LeafyIsHere, fag.

>>90218250
is that where it came from? got like 3 friends who say it nonstop and they infected me with it

I need the lore here

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>>90218048
>The Man-Emperor of Man Kind.
>Endorsing fornication with the tau.

>>90218273
Yellow.
>SHE
>SMUG

>>90218201
gem shards ground into fine powder and blended with human semen harvested from the zoo, giving her luscious volume and sheen

私はあなたのすべてが嫌いだ

>>90218320
K

>>90218320
>I hate you all

>>90218150
.. tempted.
oh I just checked and apparently my region is only up to vol 4. Thanks Tony

>>90218296
Well, he did wanted to fuck some eldar bitches.
And he was super happy when he realized that he MIGHT be a real father.

Love baby, is great.

>>90218333
What did he mean by this?

>>90218262
Yes, I like the hair tufts and her peachy lightness
>>90218263
Goes down her throat

>>90218320
N-Nani?!

>>90218304
Rose knew the magical hair properties of seamen, blue knows it and soon soneone else will know ir.

>>90218203
>>90218203
Slaanesh feeds off love though, It's just to weak in it's Grimdark universe to sustain "it", So it feeds off all pain and joy instead.

>>90218320
ラはどうなる(＾ν＾)

>>90217958
That's the only time I would.

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>>90218333
/co/ whining when they reveal Steven isn't interested in Connie romantically when?

>>90217965
>only answer is sex.
HERESY!
What is this slaanesh corruption!

Anyone having sex with a member of the imperial army is less plausible then them having sex with the pope.

Post pictures of your hands holding something please.

>>90218273
Red Pearl.
She's like a head Pearl in an office of Pearls. Very serious and demanding.

>>90217909
Still the same apparently
https://youtu.be/iFglGEEJOZ4?t=673

>>90218380
But the Emperor has a plan. One that could involve other life forms. Don't be mean, anon.

Fuck a gem. Just imagine a Space Marine giving a flower to a Pearl in the middle of the battle field. Chaos be dammed!

>>90217958
That sounds lovely honestly

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>>90218406

>>90218273
>mocha
>gives s u c c

>>90218018
Reddit is full of retarded pig fuckers.
It makes the toilet of humanity 4chan look like the heaven for intellectuals with its shitposting.

>>90218406
No

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>>90218365
Ew

>>90218029
>baileys
>banana orstrawberry vodka shaken with Blue curacao layered on top

>salt rim

/Bionicle/ anons, Flock to me.

What did I miss /sug/?

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>>90218320
>I hate everything about you

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>it's a Episode about social issues

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>>90218406

>>90218344
Beyond heresy!

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>>90217900
She already has

>>90218418
Triggered!

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>>90218414
confirmed, thank you heaps anon
now I can calmly return to shitposting

>>90218358
Never have more than one mom, and be sure the father it's more time at home teaching him about doing manly stuff.

Steven walks like pearl.

>>90218262
Me too anon

>>90218418
>A space marine
>Not a guardsman

Space marines would gain a fertilizing bonus on their charge against quartzes.

A guardsman would be there to ensure no survivors.

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I want to FUCK ronaldo

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>>90218001

Yo!

>>90218249
There's a simulator now?

Oh.
Oh no.
Oooooooooooooooh nooooooooooo.

>>90218510
Ronaldo best waifu.

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>>90218462
>5 naked lazulis
N U T

All I wanna do,
Is see /sug/ turn into,

>>90218479
na man

Why are white men always part of the problem? Why is the only alternative being some blissful numale?

>>90218519
How new are you?
There always was!

>>90218519
>now
Newfags leave

>>90218541
A giant /co/man.

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>>90218275

>>90218541
>All I wanna do,
>Is see /sug/ turn into,
A giant shitpost!

>>90218519
>>90218559
>>90218561
What simulator?

>>90218538
whats it mean to have naked lazulis?

What is the most austistic thing you've done as a part of the SU fandom?
>inb4 posting on /sug/

>>90218273
I cum on Black Pearl's back on a daily basis.

>>90218506
Sure! Guardsmen are welcome too! Just don't do stupid shit like massive orgies in the open, like the Emperor told you a thousand times not to.

Just imagine, the massive Cojoined Empire. The Gemperor of All Greater Good.

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>>90218548
ye man

>>90218590
Posting on /sug/

>>90217923
>>90217980
/co/ /sug/ is dying?

Mata nui....

I want to see Amethyst get Steven really, really drunk and watch as he spills his emotions all out to the Gems.

I also want him to come on to Pearl heavily

>>90218590
freak out so much in the leaked log-date preview that multiple of my posts made the simulator.

>>90218559
>>90218561
I avoid the generals on purpose and just look for links when a new episode airs because the fandom is crazy full of tumblr and reddit.

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>>90218571
Its quite the truth.

>>90218585
As opposed to solid lazulis?

>>90218584
Die

ペリドットは最高です

>>90218590
I've been featured in every /sug/ simulator

>>90218584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsn5ssT4nlY

NOW kys

>>90218628
That's still pretty obviously a woman

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>>90218406

>>90218273
None, To have a slave proves how co-dependant you are.

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>>90218590
getting something in my eye when thinking about Jasper

>>90217923
Eh, /trash/ is surprisingly cool if you ignore the porn. The slower pace and relative lack of shitposters often leads to cool discussions.

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Did Steven get his love for Giant Women from his dad?

>>90218590
Try to make an SU game

I hate this shit fandom now and can only tolerate /sug/, but I'm still gonna finish it eventually

>>90218612
What's with all this bionicle shit?

>>90218677
You have pretty girly hands, anon.

>>90218647
Y-YAMERO!

>>90218510
same, but he'll have to be gagged because him talking will ruin it.

>>90218714
I am a girl.

>>90218665
>>90218623
can i be in the simulator plz

>>90218725
>an anon answers for me
Says who?

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>>90218263
She becomes a mommy

>>90218715
決して

>>90218738
You can do it anon, just be the best shitposter you can be

>>90218725
>I am a girl.
Trany detected!

You can not evade my /pol/vision!

>>90218739
Says me. Fuck off imposter, those are my hands, and I'm not very good at sharing.

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>>90218634

>>90218669
>>90218636
So it's a copy of "a day with the alfa legion"?
Fucking hilarious.

>>90218703
I said I would return, So I have.

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>>90218498 No prob anon

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>>90218725
Wanna have lesbian sex?

>>90218790
Yes

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>>90218717
yes

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was it on purpose, /sug/?

>>90218739
Only on 4chan.

>>90218777
>I said I would return, So I have.
The shitpositioning is forever.

>>90218669
>Not linking to the best simulator
https://youtu.be/e7DBw79dGwE

>>90218777
No, I mean I don't care, I'm just curious if it has any relevance to SU.
>777
Nice.

>>90218590
Actually come here, Although it was a pleasant experience coming here.

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>>90218406
muh wife

>>90218677

Even cowgirls get the blues.

>>90218808

Bonkles anon???

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What's you favorite pairing(s)? I like Rosepearl and Pearlnet.

>>90218805
Still not forgiven

>>90218805
Reminder that Canada is the reason Trump won

>>90218816
Very autistic hands

>>90218816
My hand is my waifu.
WE have the same waifu.

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>>90218816

>I thought it was the gemling

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Gems vs this green fuck. Who wins?

>>90218856
>gemlings
I thought those things were gone forever, delet this

I can't wait for the general to be trashed, this place needs to cool down

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>>90218406
Cock

>>90218856
this should be cringe but its cute

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>>90218510

>>90218881
Will you hold my hand?

>>90218861

Someone mentioned simulators.
The shitposting exponentially increases.

>>90218856
Gross. I still cannot even begin to understand Jasperfags

>>90218861
Jasper uses him for sex

>>90218806
It feels very familiar, Like deja vu, but cooler.

>>90218803
I arrived here BEFORE the shitposting re-occurred.

>>90218823
Need something?

>>90218861
Shrek, Unless groot is involved.

>>90218911
Superior Jasperfag masterrace reporting in!

>>90218908
We are born of the (you)s, made men by the (you)s, undone by the (you)s.

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>>90218899
Perfect

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>>90218406
For what purpose?

>>90218899
Make it more lewd

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>>90218899
Why is Ronaldo making the yandere yuno face?

>>90218800
Rinaldo almost doesn't deserve a death so exquisite.

>>90218932
What's so good about the orange thing then? Is it because she's bigger than you, and you have a need to be dominated?

>>90218902
Only if is big and yaoi and has orange or red sausage-sized fingers attached to it

>>90218801
Sugar likes shotas, so...

>>90218943
No seriously last general we did have Hitler and super edgelords.
However this is tryhard shitposting to get into the simulators.

>>90218333
Why, why, WHY? Is walking around with fists too toxically masculine? Fucking hell.

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Will the shitposting ever end?

>>90218968
Fuck, now I want an edit of that

>>90218994
no

>>90218975
God, jasperfags play hard to get

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>>90218824
Pearlven, Stevethyst, Lapiven, and Stevidot. I also like poly between these characters.

>>90218970
I want to hug and comfort Jasper

>>90218805
Kek that thread was legendary. I think I made it in that simulator too

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>Tfw hand fetishist.

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>>90218406
here, have a pic of my off-brand vodka that I drink to forget ive drawn cartoon rocks with their titties out

>gem pictures

Do you own your most favorite gemstone yet?

Guys, Stop shitposting, I'm an aussie, I could beat you all at it.

>>90218970
Preposition jasper faggotry:
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>"I never asked to be made" fucking hell Amethyst, just drop an emotional tonne of bricks why not?
>/r9k
And this is why i can never relate to this cartoon.

I'm literally the opposite of this.
Like literally!
Who gives a shit that I was created without my consent?
WA WA WA cry me some more bitch!
I'm going to be the nastiest peace of shit you can imagine and its going to be my way or the highway!

This is why Jasper is the only thing I can relate to since I'm identical to her in personality.
Why do I gravitate to clones of myself with powerful personalities like myself?
My life is orgasmic joy and I take no shit from no one.

Parents don't approve of me?
>You do realize I have no shame and can hurt you harder then you ever can hurt me?
>You realize I can publicly shame you and you will feel it more then me?
>Now get me my sandwich bitch!

Parents don't approve of me?
>HAHAHAHA!!
>Looks like you fucked up in raising a child do you!
>Smugface.jpg
>And whose problem is this?
>smuganimegirl.jpg
>I don't give a shit about your approval.

Fuck I love being me.

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>>90218406
I think it's jade or something.

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>>90219049
Morganite

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>>90219028
Oh mmmmmmmy.. mm.. yes... fuck

>>90218899
fucking more

Does anyone want to ask me a question?

>>90219049
Not yet. I need moonstone.

Reddit hehe i said it guize. Please love me

>>90219086
The Big Donut's most costly venture yet.

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>>90219028
It's Yoshikage Kira for sure.

>>90219116
How are you today?

>>90219116
How much do you like Jasper?

>>90219116
I'm a fag, and I like my best friend, he's got cute blue eyes and a button nose, but he is straight and religious. I think about him alot what do I do?

>>90218418
>>90218203
Romance of the Two Empires:

>Gems discover the Galaxy.
>Despite their great technology, they can't fight off all the threats. They have good soldiers but not enough to defeat all this monsters by themselves.
>Imperium discovers them, after facing them once. They try to destroy them. Battle ensues.
>They realize that they are oddly attractive, elegant and despite some of them being pretty big, they still look somewhat fragile (even if they are not at all). But no way Jose. Xenos are fucking scum and deserved death.
>Gems are impressed by how efficent this humans are. And even more impressed by the fact that they have extremely archaic tech and yet, their tenacity, willpower and endurance is giving them many victories across the Milky Way; they are pretty good looking too despite looking a bit rough. But no way they are getting any closer to their territories.
>One day, the diamonds receive a message in the form of a dream. At first they believe it is the one metaphysical being the natives call "Slaneesh" but then... it is a man, a man made of pure gold and light. The Man looks angry, but then, he smiles, he asks why are they here. He looks at them with suspicion yet, some kindness.
>They answer that they are exploring and found the galaxy by pure dumb luck. That they are scared but will not falter, that they will to the very end for their species.
>The Man can feel something of admiration and pity, he really doesn't want to hurt this species. It doesn't look like they are vicious like the Orcs or the Necrons.
>Blue Diamond say that they want out. That she admires the humans, that they are interesting despite everything that has happened and if she could, she would protect them, because they are so small yet so beautiful.
>The Man smiles. That was sincere.
>Something happens in the dream. The Man kisses BD and for a few seconds the diamond feels like a tiny flower and embraces him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfRcWeT-lA

>>90219116
Yes.
Why are you interested if we want to ask you questions?

>>90218824
>>90219009
All this and yet there isn't any StevenGreg fusion x Alexandrite.
For shame.

>>90217811
I just got here anon, and by here I mean 4chan.

Does that crumble your biscuit?

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>>90219116
Lapidot?

>>90219116
Answer this >>90217958 honestly please

>>90219126
The day hasn't started yet.

>>90219141
Enemy of mankind/-10

>>90219144
Ask, And probably get shot down.

>>90219154
Boredom.

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>>90218406
I'm holding onto my wife's sweet delicious watery milk

>>90219174
kys

>>90219163
I believe in nothing.
All I assume is that there is another thing responding and its only one insane shitposter.

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>>90219110
>jasper will never grab my entire body with her ham hands
Life truly is suffering

>>90219144
Tell him that you like him and see how he reacts and just accept it if he doesn't like you.

>>90219116
Who has better villains, Batman or Spider-man?

>>90219199
Thats just sad

>>90219174
Disgustingly forced/-10

>>90217958
>If I knew
Hell no, No.

>>90219116
New simulator when?

>>90219144
kys
Fags need to die.

>>90218856
holy fuck guy, get a sane reading order. if you have to number AND arrow your shit, you've done something terribly wrong.

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>>90217879
>I don't like water, it's wet, heavy, and suffocating, and it drowns everyone.

>>90219144
Just try to move on. Gotta move past the gaybait man. Save yourself the trouble.

>>90219222
SHIEEEET, Spooderman, He can have all rip-offs fight him at once.

>>90219234
>>90219116
can i be in the simulator plz

>>90219234
You are already in it!
Check the website!

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StevenxBD?

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>>90217887

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>>90219028
>>90219110
pretty curious about the appeal of this here

>>90219110
I... i like ham fisting, there I said it.

>>90219254
>can i be in the simulator plz
This is how you never get into a simulator.

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Nyong's hands
https://choi-nyong.tumblr.com/post/156833687685/chu-chu

>>90219234
Do I appear to have future vision in my posts?
Next hiatus?
If I'm right /sug/ can't hate autists.

>>90219254
Maybe we will, maybe we won't.

>>90219273
Everyone present?
Where?

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>>90217888
Not true, but she might not mind so much if he falls off of a cliff face and dies.

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>>90219116
JASPER OR DIO?

>>90219295
can i be in the simulator plz

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i nEED to N UT

>>90218805
imagine if earthlings aired in Canada instead of beta?

I'm feeling the positivity in this thread.

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>>90219300
Nyong is so smart

>>90219281
Not that song, Fucking bees had to ruin it.

>>90219284
TETS-yeah no.

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THIS IS NOW A JOJO THREAD , AND IT WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BE IN A SIMULATOR

>>90219343
It jojo!
ORA ORA ORA XD XD

>>90219343
can i be in the simulator plz

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>>90219343
now just who do you think you are mister

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>>90219287
>Hand fetish

So your entire life you where living inside one big hand porno? Nice.

>>90219300
Is Lapis forcing Jasper to watch her rape Pearl just to make her jealous?

>>90218590
>shipping

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remove simulator

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Why are we now talking about the simulator

>>90219328
wtf is that pic?

>>90219309
Makuta, HA!

Seriously he'd kill them until jasper loses her mammary glands and DIO loses his balls, If he had any.

Those /sug/ simulators reminds me of the summer when it was cool to go outside and play pokemon and hang out at 11pm eating dominos pizza at the local park. Also was a NEET

Missed those times.

Claim your crewniverse waifu/husbando
Claiming Zach

>>90219384
Zuke

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>>90219376
im glad you asked, anon

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>>90219343

>>90217775
Is the OST folder up to date?

>>90219378
>until jasper loses her mammary glands
Fuck, what a dark day that would be

>>90219384
Ranaldo

>>90219384
Give him back now.

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>>90219358
A EDGE-LORD

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>>90219384
Becky

>>90219384
ian of course

Only reply to this post if you're Rebecca Sugar.

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>>90219122
>ifunny.co

>>90219384
Maya/rnn, I would tolerate her daily dosing

>>90219420
I am

>>90219420
Well shit.

>>90219420
Hi

>>90218273
>Coco Brown Pearl
>single mom of three dumb as shit rubys who fail gem pre-school
>hangig most of the day at the gem hair salon with her gurl brown diamond
>dramaqueen
>"nu-uuh" ain't having any of your shit
>thinks she looks like gem-beyoncé

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I love J-10

>>90219420
Jasper's character arc is over.

>>90219395
That just raises more questions.

>>90219409
Never.

>>90219384
Colin is my waifu

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>>90219343
I shall comply slightly.

My little sister is watching TTG and not SU, what do

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fuck hol-
what is going on here

>>90219444
>I love J-10
What are you?
Homosexual?

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>>90219437
>>90219438
>>90219441
WHICH IS THE REAL BECKY!?
QUICK, TELL ME THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW ZUKE GOT JUKED!

>>90219459
m o l e s t

>>90218333
What a little fag.

>>90219462
We're all hand fetishists. Post your hands please.

>>90218018
Because it's big enough to have a large contingent of morons. Any site with morons is massively irritating to others.

>>90219459
Why is she watching TTG? Why is she not watching SU?

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>>90219462
Write fuck Holly on your hand and post a pic

>>90219459
>My little sister is watching TTG and not SU, what do
molest her.

>>90219467
>TELL ME THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW ZUKE GOT JUKED
She was gay.

>>90219474
Best I can do is a hand turkey.

>>90219384
>>90219412
Damn, Fucking the tumblr out of her would've been nice.

>>90219467
The Halloween party comic is true, and we're currently investigating which crew member drew it.

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>>90218406

>>90219474
not all, still curious about its appeal if anyone wants to shed a light on that

>>90219467
He raped me in a peridot custome and i was dressed as lapis

I fired him

>>90219145
>The next day. YD is disgusted with BD and warns her that she will not be part of this, she calls her sister out and yells at her "If you could put them in a gemdanmed zoo she would!" and stomps out of there. PD remains a bit flustered because she still have no colony of her own, yet she can't evade the fact that the Golden Man was sending them a message. WD is indifferent.
>One Sapphire shows BD an image of a brutal future. One in which the sisters will fight each other and that she will need her other half to be victorious and even more important, that she will need to find a way to stop Chaos from corrupting the gems and that will only be found with the humans and another tiny species that seems immune to their hijinks: The Tau.
>So... BD backs up a pink quartz called Rose to initiate a small rebellion. Everything behind the back of the other diamonds. This will bring her great suffering, but she can find comfort in the light of the Golden Throne.
>In Terra, the remains of the Emperor shine with a massive golden light. Brighter than ever. The Custodes wonder if this could mean that He is returning.
>By mere chance, two ships destroy each other and fall into a lonely planet.
>One Guardsman is one day stranded in a planet with a Quartz. The Guardsmen talk to the Quartz, but he never puts his gun down. The pink quartz looks at him with suspicion and ever puts her sword down. They even attempt to kill one another. After months, they grow used to each other, they talk and then... they have sex and one human baby is born. Guardsman Greg has no idea what to do.
>BD is forced to put her Sapphire down when she is corrupted by Tzeentch. She can't take it anymore, it's too much, she realizes that her plans are actually attracting evil presences to her life and she hates that. She can't hide it anymore from her sisters. She even wonders if the Sapphire wasn't corrupted to begin with. Maybe this was all a plan of Tzeentch. It's unbearable to live like this.

>>90218058
She likes it.

>>90219463
Is it gay to like girls now?