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>>89812485
Second for the cutest Inky

>there are still people refusing to accept that Jango just isn't Mandalorian and are resorting to weird justification as to how he could be

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/5t8y63/theory_how_jango_fett_could_still_be_a_mandalorian/

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>>89812598
delete this NOW

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>>89812598

>>89812598
I like how he acknowledges that Pablo said he's not Mandalorian but still tries to find a way around it.

>>89812485
Who is this cutie?

>>89812598
>>89812635
Welcome to the internet, where you're either an idiot or an asshole. There's no in-between, but there's often some combination.

>>89812724
Homer Simpson, sir.

One of your honey bunnies from Sector 7-G.

>>89812769
Simpson, eh?

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>>89812724
Best Governorfu

>>89812598
What does it even matter at this point? So what if the Fetts aren't mandos.

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>>89812741

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>>89812877
BEIGE KNOCKERS

>>89812928
Some people just can't let go.

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>have to wait another week for another episode of rebels

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>>89813008
life is truly suffering when the only reason for living is star wars

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>>89812598
>people still won't let this go

>>89812598
What is it that stops people from enjoying Boba/Jango if they're not Mangos?

>>89813197
Autism.

>>89813197
Mandofag autism

>>89812877
That rank insignia plaque is clinging on for dear life. They really should be worn centered instead of off to the side.

>>89812598
/r/ing the pic of reddit saying Rogue One would be shit because Lucas liked it

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>>89813575

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>>89813575
Found it

>>89812877
Pryce is an old hag

>>89813502
It's a side effect of her THICC titties.

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>>89813749
>refusing to bow down before our titty monster mistress
Rebel scum.

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why did the empire stop using clone, they were better fights then the stormtrooper?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tr5k05NBw
Seeing the Infinites comics and the attached meme kino makes me wish that they'd finally make ones for the Prequels.

TPM: Obi-Wan is killed by Maul instead and Qui-Gon falls to the Dark Side
AOTC: Obi-Wan joins Dooku to take down Sheev
ROTS: Video game alternate ending (Anakin kills Obi-Wan and the Emperor)

>>89812598
But the fact that he isn't Mando says way more about Jango than if he was actually Mando

>>89814112
1. Not fighting a war anymore
2. Viable samples of Jango DNA running out
3. Takes 10 years to get battle-ready soldiers

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>>89813749

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>>89813998
>>89814179
>he wants to get dommed by a evil old hag that'll probably torture you too

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>>89812558
Sorry, wrong pic.

>>89814113
>Qui-Gon falling to the dark side
I have a hard time believing he'd fall that easily. The EU tried something like this too where his waifu dying made him snap.

>>89814345
>that'll probably torture you too#
Even better.

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>>89814358
>Not posting femGrinky.

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>>89814345
>implying any of this is bad
They finally made a SW girl for me, you can still have your flat-assed Mando or your orange buttcheeks Anon.

http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2017/02/star-wars-weekly-buzz-bob-iger-comments-on-the-last-jedi-hasbro-reveals-news-toys-for-star-wars-40th-anniversary-and-more.html

Star Wars Weekly Buzz
>This week on the Weekly Buzz we have: Bob Iger comments on The Last Jedi, Rosario Dawson wants to play Ahsoka Tano, Jimmy Smits talks Rogue One, new toy reveals from Hasbro for Star Wars’ 40th anniversary, Timothy Zahn is coming to Star Wars Celebration Orlando and more.

>>89814598
>http://www.artofvfx.com/rogue-one-a-star-wars-story-margaux-durand-rival-previs-postvis-supervisor-the-third-floor/
>How was your collaboration with director Gareth Edwards?
>Working with Gareth Edwards was pretty amazing. He has a visual effects artist background so he totally understands previs and how to use it. He can sit next to you while you are working and even grab the mouse to navigate himself in the scene to explain what he wants to see, which is quite unusual for a director. This approach allows us to propose a lot of interactive options, such as using a virtual camera to shoot a scene, for instance. He had such a strong vision that he usually only had to describe what he wanted for a scene and we could clearly see what we had to do to make it work.

Sound a lot like George!

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This is the most handsome jedi. Prove me wrong

>>89814598
>Rosario Dawson wants to play Ahsoka Tano
Holy shit, she actually has the perfect face for an older Ahsoka.

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>>89814662

>>89814692
Rosario has a stronger jaw than older Ahsoka, but it could still work.

>>89814741
You mean Rebels Ahsoka? I've never liked her design because I didn't think her face looked square enough, so I'd be more than happy to see her return to that look.

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>>89814662
Nah, Coleman Kcaj is

>>89814741
Her whole head would be replaced with CG, so it wouldn't matter.

>>89814797
Holy fuck I had an orgasm just looking at him, that is weapons grade sexiness

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>>89814797
you mean Pablo Jill?

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>Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka

I could see it. Someone a few threads back suggested Zoe Saldana. Though while she would not at all be a bad choice in my opinion, I think she's already been two too many alien grils.

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Posting cutest Jedi.

>She will never shyly invite you to her chamber to help her tinker on her droids

>>89814857
>Pablo-Jill with normal legs
Absolutely disgusting

>>89814818
>Ahsoka Ugly up.jpg

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>>89814857
the fuck is that thing

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>>89815049
Not my fault if you have shit taste. Rebels Ahsoka is a qt3.14

>>89814345
>not wanting to be Governor Pryce's boy toy
>not wanting her to show up at your door after a hard day's work, hot and sweaty and eager to get out of that restrictive uniform
>not wanting to watch her unbutton her jacket and sigh with relief as she lets those big weighty juggs free
>not wanting to snuggle up in bed with her though she's too tired to do much, and listen to her quiet moans of satisfaction as you suck on her big juicy older lady nipples

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>>89815049
u wot m8

>>89815214
>all this is precisely what Thrawn did to guarantee his promotions

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>tfw Disney will never make alternate universe comics for Star Wars
>tfw we will never see how Maul would have turned out had he never been taken by Sidious and instead had joined the Jedi Order

>>89815284
Clumsiest Jedi in the galaxy and a momma's boy...

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38932032
>Forget lightsabers and spaceships, a new university course has been set up to explore the deeper meanings of George Lucas's Star Wars films.
>It will examine how far people can be responsible for their own actions when their destiny is governed by "the force".

>Philosophy teacher John Donaldson will introduce concepts of free will and moral responsibility against the backdrop of the epic space drama.

Can an English Anon apply to this and when they start the course just scream KREIA WAS RIGHT?

>>89815373
>wasting time and money just to yell a meme once

>>89815406
But it would be MEMETACULAR

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>>89815373
>wasting time and money

Scotland in a nutshell

>>89815373
>Jedi trying to push their Light Side Agenda
I can just see it now
Just Sith barging in and preaching that the Dark Side is where it's at

>>89815284
>tfw we will never see how Maul would have turned out had he never been taken by Sidious and instead had joined the Jedi Order

Why would he have ended up with the Jedi had he not been taken by Sidious?

>>89815490
Well he was force sensitive was he not?

>>89814797
Ongree are proof that things with two arms, two legs, and a head aren't always meant to be sexy.

>>89815490
Anon seems to think that Talzin would have called the Jedi to Dathomir to get Maul, and give away their existence, instead of teaching him to be one of them.

>>89815544
The Jedi don't have a system to find force sensitives from half-way across the galaxy. They have to be called in by the locals that see a kid using the force.

>>89815544
That's no guarantee of anything. As evidenced by the Nightsisters, being Force sensitive doesn't make you property of the Jedi Order like it used to be.

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>>89813749

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Why is Elrond dressed like Rey?

>>89813749

She is, and she is not a good waifu. You've been blinded by her knockers, /swco/.

>>89812598
Uhh.. do you faggots and those faggots realise that the one that said Jango isn't a Mandalorian was a pacifist faction Mandalorian and Mandalorians in general have always gone 'but he's no true Mandalorian' about their rival factions? Death Watch, SuperCommandos, Nu-Mandalorians all say 'they aren't true Mandalorians' to each other.

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what was the point of the Yuuzhan Vong?

and who like?

>>89815879

Oh dear. Poor Daisy, she's not that ugly.

>>89814362
Qui-Gon certainly would have rather helped Dooku if he were alive during the Clone Wars. He always thought the Jedi Council makes bad decisions. Dookus revelation that the senate is controlled by Darth Sidious would have been anything he needed to leave the order.

>>89814385
>>89814524
Have some backbone, anons. Don't give in to the Empire just because of some fat Imperial tits!

>>89815923
Do you realize that in the featurette for the episode where Almec says Jango isn't a Mandalorian, Filoni confirmed that he isn't one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs21QP1czZg

Or that Pablo has said multiple times that Jango isn't a Mandalorian?

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/693214698003644417

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/672452120424017920

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/704726036680937472

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/781576142738362368

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>>89814936
>>89815054
I know, right? here is Pablo in all hsi glory.

>>89815879
MR. ANDERSON

>>89815945
She is.

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>>89816000
Fine trips, however I don't really care what an autistic fat fuck like Pablo says. He literally says random shit to rustle Legendsfags' jimmies. Unless Jango or Boba say 'I'm not a Mandalorian' in a canon source then they are Mandalorian.

>>89816169
>however I don't really care what an autistic fat fuck like Pablo says.
You should because he is one of the people who helps decide canon.

Even if you discount his tweets Filoni said it in the featurette.

>He literally says random shit to rustle Legendsfags' jimmies.

No he doesn't. He makes fun of how stupid some Legends things were or things he didn't like from Legends, but he doesn't just do it to rustle others' jimmies.

> Unless Jango or Boba say 'I'm not a Mandalorian' in a canon source then they are Mandalorian.
Nope, not how it works. In any case, all canon materials have only referred to them as bounty hunters who wear the armor.

>>89816060
How he get the pants on?!

>>89816266
From the looks of things, it was a bit of a stretch

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>>89816297

As a reminder, midichlorians are a garbage idea.

>>89816367
Explain why.

>>89815929
>what was the point of the Yuuzhan Vong?
They were supposed to be something different, IIRC they were originally supposed to be Sith but somewhere down the line they were changed to the Vong

>and who like?
I doubt anyone does.

>>89816367
You should go hit up your dealer and get us some midi-chlorians, Duke

>>89815558
>The Jedi don't have a system to find force sensitives from half-way across the galaxy.
To be fair they actually do. They have that holocron from TCW.

>>89815558
>The Jedi don't have a system to find force sensitives from half-way across the galaxy.

If I'm not mistaken, they do. They can sense it through deep meditation. It's how they were able to track down Cad Bane when he abducted Force sensitive kids for Sidious.

But otherwise, yeah. It's typically because someone called them in.

>Talzin would have called the Jedi to Dathomir to get Maul, and give away their existence

The Jedi, and the rest of the galaxy, are long already aware of the existence of the Nightsisters.

>>89816689
That holocron was a database of them, not a detector. The kids there had already been visited by the Jedi.

>>89814112

Conscription is way cheaper and more plentiful when you have several thousand worlds under your thumb.

>>89813610
>>89813688
Im going to have a fucking anyuerism

>>89814112
Clones were designed to fight wars, not what is effectively galactic guard duty

>>89814112
Rapid aging and genetic degeneration. Probably not very cost effective either.
The Empire is effectively the majority, so there's no shortage of recruits.

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This isn't a rhetorical question. What is going on in PT hater's minds?

In the last thread a guy said that it was bad that the Midichlorian test was Lucas "telling and not showing" Anakin's power.
I replied with the fact that he was ignoring the entire podrace segment of the movie which was entirely "showing".
He said that since the test scene was first and that the podrace was had no heroic moments for Anakin and that he bumbled through it that it didn't count/his point stood.
I replied that he didn't bumble through it and that the scene where he flies up into the air to overtake Sebulba for first place is about as awesome a display of skill/power as you could ever need. (I didn't even bother to mention the other scenes like Anakin whipping through the rock formations or him fixing his ship on the fly).

The guy didn't reply to that post- and my question, my years old question, is what exactly the hell is wrong with people who deny the movie's events and try to change them to fit a narrative?
WHY WHY WHY
How did they get this insane?
How do you get to the point of straight up creating fiction to spew vitrol over a film?

>>89816581
>I doubt anyone does.
I wouldn't take those odds m8. The NJO was very popular in some circles.
Filoni even had sketches that could have brought them into TCW.

>>89814818
Jailbait Ahsoka is the hottest

>>89815373
If I applied for this, I would only be kicked out when I inevitably have to point out that I know more about how the Force works than the teacher does.

>>89817210
>In the last thread a guy said that it was bad that the Midichlorian test was Lucas "telling and not showing" Anakin's power.
Don't. That guy was just shitposting.

there is something not right with her eyes. other than that i could see this working i suppose
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>>89817329

Yeah. Don't take the bait.

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Would you rather see a movie about Jango pre-prequels or Boba between RotS and ANH?

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>>89817530
Boba, but only because Tem is too old to play a younger version of the same character.

>>89817446
Something apparently went wrong when they tried shooping her eye color

>>89817530
Definitely the latter.

Then again, I'd kill for a bounty hunter movie. Even if it turns out to be just a Star Wars version of 'Where Eagles Dare'

>>89817530
A Jango Pre-Prequels movie. I'm more interested in that timeframe than ROTS-ANH.

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Anyone playing galaxy of heroes?

Nihilus soon lads.

>>89817530
I still want a movie with Machete as grizzled old man Boba.

>>89817530
I'd rather see a more interesting character have a movie.

Low-ish budget Jar Jar Binks movie played straight (Jar Jar still a goof, but no 4th wall or 'in' jokes about him) when?

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>>89817530

Pre-prequels Jango. Obviously it'd have to be animated because Temuera's too old to play Jango in front of a camera.

Would preferably like it to heavily feature Cad Bane and Hondo.

Boba's not worth having a story devoted to.

>>89818068
>Temuera's too old to play Jango in front of a camera.
CG can de-age people now. Lucasfilm wouldn't be against it since they went as far as heavily de-aging Carrie and bringing back Cushing. Plus since it's Disney, SW can borrow what they used in Ant-man and Civil War.

>>89817576
Gonna agree with this. I'd much prefer a Jango movie but that would be too hard to do now without outright recasting.

>>89818173
It's doable, but probably expensive for a main character with significant screentime. The other option would be to just have him masked for like 90% of the movie so that you only have a handful of scenes where you need to give Tem a digital makeover.

>>89818068
I want to know how Jango got the armour, like did he kill a mandalorian or did he used to hang out with one who gave him the armour on his death

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Did the mouse kill fisher for (You)'s?

>>89817530
a Jango movie would bomb harder than Han Solo

the normies want Boba

>>89818523
and reynolds too to make it extra tragic

>>89818306
>did he kill a mandalorian
I don't think so. No one can kill a mandalorian.
>I wish that were so.

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>>89818641

the japs are just fucking weird
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>>89818739

Like you wouldn't buy cool SW tableware. Nigga please.

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>http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/764811/Star-Wars-8-news-Skywalker-Hayden-Christensen-Force-ghost-Anakin-The-Last-Jedi-Kylo-Ren
Prequel haters BTFO

>>89818739
>Implying you wouldn't
No anon, it is you who is weird

>>89818785
>clickbait that treats speculation as fact
Don't toy with my heart like that Anon

>>89818989
It's weird that Iger's statement that the movies being about the Skywalker family is not only being seen as news, but as fuel for theories. It's like if he said "this is the next chapter in a series about spaceships" and people went "HOLY SHIT MOLDY CROW CONFIRMED"

>>89818785
Eh

I liked the prequels, but Hayden was probably my least favorite part of them. I guess it's alright though. It would be cool to see Luke interact with force ghost Anakin.

>>89819114
Even weirder that people forget there's already three members of the Skywalker family in play.

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could aphra be reys mother

Has Rebels gotten any better?

>>89817210
>How did they get this insane?
>How do you get to the point of straight up creating fiction to spew vitrol over a film?

When the consensus is that something is shit people are allowed to make up any reason, regardless of validity. It's basically mob rule.

>>89819500
Probably not

>>89819751
No, it remains gay baby shit for gay babies. If you are not a gay baby, I'm afraid I will have to ask you to leave.

>>89817210
>show not tell
I'm so tired of this fucking argument when the OT did it just as much as the PT

>>89819751

Kallus hasn't been caught and executed yet, so no.

I'd love to see Hayden come back. No one guessed Ewan recorded two lines of dialogue for TFA so maybe there's hope.

Has it been confirmed that Ventress is really dead? Wasn't she buried in some water of life or something?

>>89816412
If you can't tell immediately just by watching the scenes where they are mentioned, this explanation will probably be lost on you.

It's shitty to tell instead of show why Anakin is special when three movies are spent on Anakin and how special he is.

>b-but muh podrace proves that wrong!

"No!"

Again we are only told that humans can't normally do the pod race. We don't see normal humans getting fucked up in the pod race. We don't see Anakin doing anything Jedi or Sith-like to overcome the difficulty of the pod race. We're just told that his numbers make him Yoda-tier without any showing to prove it.

Consider the "over 9000" moment in Dragon Ball. What makes that impressive isn't that his numbers are high - in fact, Nappa believes it to be a trick. But then Goku goes and PROVES it. He manhandles Nappa without a real struggle, SHOWING his power to be the real deal. Anakin doesn't do anything like that in the pod race. We're only told that him doing the pod race is impressive. It's not like Luke making the Death Star shot without the targeting computer.

It's also thematically incoherent. "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." Even if midichlorians are only indicators of the force and not the force themselves, shackling the force to "crude matter" completely betrays what Yoda said in Empire. Instead of a mystical force that flows through either

Anyone who likes midichlorians as a concept probably saw The Phantom Menace as a child and thinks Darth Maul is a legitimately good villain.

>>89820630
just remove the midi-chlorians, and just show them doing something badass, then have them say "the force is strong within this one" after they have shown being really strong

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>>89820630
>doesn't think maul is a good villain

>>89820401
She's dead.

>>89820726
this

>>89820630
Maul is exactly what he needs to be. Palps is the brains.

>>89820726
going by the movies alone, he was cool for his impressive saber performance, but otherwise is simply a silent, hit people until they are, dead kind of person without real depth

even before vader was given more depth, he was able to show his power to his subordinates, and being the only person in the room to not to overestimate their toys

>>89820810
>without real depth
Palps is the brain of TPM, villain wise.
Maul is perfect the way he is.

commit suicide

>>89820726
Maul is only a good villain outside of TPM.

>>89820849
If maul was meant to be a simple but powerful brute, I would have at least wanted more of him showing it off, beyond a single setpiece lightsaber duel

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why is she so perfect?

>>89820810
>TPM - basically the Devil, haunts the protags and slays based liam neeson
>TCW - the Devil given backstory and depth, Paradise Lost
>Rebels - the Devil's downfall at the hands of good (upcoming)
watch the franchise you claim to be a fan of instead of parroting RLM

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>>89820909
>beyond a single setpiece lightsaber duel
You got one teaser duel+tracking, and and a (pardon the word choice) epic final duel.

Also him pacing and striking the lasergate like a caged animal, contrasting with Qui-Gon's meditation is the epitome of "show don't tell" goodness.

Suicide, get on it drone.

>>89818785
>Liking the Prequels.
You're either an idiot, or 12.

>>89821019
*an
*an epic
my bad the parenthesis threw me off

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>>89821036
The oppression of RLM will never return.
You have lost.

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>>89814741
Live-action and animated versions of the same character having completely different facial structures isn't new to Star Wars.

>>89821071
>anyone who dislikes the prequels like RLM
wew lad

>>89821141
Why yes, that is a true statement.

>>89820630
>We don't see normal humans getting fucked up in the pod race.
Because, like they said, humans can't podrace normally.

>We don't see Anakin doing anything Jedi or Sith-like to overcome the difficulty of the pod race. We're just told that his numbers make him Yoda-tier without any showing to prove it.
Well, I'd call a 9 year old kid being able to successfully build and pilot a very complex vehicle to be pretty good.

In any case, Midi-chlorians are not power levels, they are an indicator of potential. Anakin's midichlorian count indicated that he had more potential than Yoda, which was surprising.

>Anakin doesn't do anything like that in the pod race.

He successfully piloted a super fast vehicle(that he built himself from salvaged parts) at only 9 years old. And managed to land it even after Sebulba ran him onto a ramp.

>shackling the force to "crude matter" completely betrays what Yoda said in Empire.
It does not, and it's not even shackling The Force to anything really, the Force is in everything.

Here's the full quote from Yoda:

"For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere! Yes, even between the land and the ship."

The Force is in EVERYTHING.

> and thinks Darth Maul is a legitimately good villain.
Explain how he's not a good villain.

>>89820921

Unethical waifu is best waifu. Also dat ass.

What potential live-action movie could an adult Ahsoka even appear in?

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>>89821071
>Truth is oppression.
Go back to school, twerp.

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>>89821036
>the kids who saw the prequels in theaters are at the oldest in their mid or early twenties
Grandpa, please. Twilight is upon you.

>>89821305
Age brings wisdom. Also, it's fascinating about the overlap between stupid college kids, and Bernie Sanders supporters. It's only fitting that the constantly "offended" like those shitfest movies.

>>89820630
How would you justify showing a person get wrecked in a podrace when it is accepted as fact that only aliens can do it? Is some retard supposed to steal a podracer and crash it in a building? Is Anakin supposed to watch holovids of a documentary or the space equivalent of those black and white 1910s car races?

>>89821385
None of what you said relates to Star Wars.

Please try again.

>>89821278
Fulcrum missions

>>89821192
>Because, like they said, humans can't podrace normally.

Like we're TOLD and not SHOWN, you mean?

>Well, I'd call a 9 year old kid being able to successfully build and pilot a very complex vehicle to be pretty good.

I wouldn't. It doesn't seem mystical or magical.

>He successfully piloted a super fast vehicle(that he built himself from salvaged parts) at only 9 years old. And managed to land it even after Sebulba ran him onto a ramp.

Kids can be good at things, that doesn't make them fucking supernatural. Anakin landing doesn't seem like a function of the force, it's just him being good, unlike Luke shooting accurately without the targeting computer.

>It does not, and it's not even shackling The Force to anything really, the Force is in everything.

But especially the midichlorians, which can be moved to create life.

>Explain how he's not a good villain.
'No motivation, no personality, no character arc, nothing but flips and spins.

>>89821438
>How would you justify showing a person get wrecked in a podrace when it is accepted as fact that only aliens can do it?

Maybe, I dunno, change the story so that clunky exposition isn't the only way crucial elements of the story are delivered?

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>>89821533
What, that braindead retards who smoke pot like the Prequels? Everything relates to the shit-taste of Prequel-lovers: age demographics, liking brainless and soulless "action" that overly fast-paced and boring as shit, emotionless and wooden performances, shitty writing and directing, overuse of shitty CGI for no reason other than George being lazy as shit, and so on.

Only brainless 20 year olds would like that drivel. Oh, and I watched the Force Awakens again, and it was BETTER than your shitty Prequels. Only a little bit, but the acting wasn't hideously wooden, nor the dialogue overly slogging. The action also wasn't disgustingly over-the-top, overly choreographed faggot-dancing.

all posts below this line are being baited
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>>89821999
Really?

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>>89821818
> No motivation, no personality, no character arc, nothing but flips and spins.

I hope you're just talking about TPM and not the entire character that is Maul.

In that case, you're missing his entire purpose in the Phantom Menace. He's not meant to be a human character with motivations or personality, he's simply a harbinger, a messenger, a concept.

Similar to a horror movie villain, who has no motivations or personality or character, but they are a threat regardless.

And so he plays the part of 'bad guy' quite well.

Also how the fuck do you have a villain character arc in a single movie.

>>89822112
>h-he's bad on purpose!
Face it, he's a flat non-character that is more a demo for fight choreography than a character in a story and his fight with Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon sucks.

>>89821893
I get why you're doing this but you really need to work on your technique it's sloppy as hell.

>Dat bob cut on Pryce

I have literally zero interest in star wars but I am pleased I found this thread

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>>89822162
If you are using such a high bar, sure. But then out of curiosity I ask you who is a villain who is actually 'good' with those sort of standards.

Remember, this is only evaluating them in a single movie.

>>89822471
Look man, a character doesn't necessarily need an arc in one movie, but if he's got fucking NOTHING else going for him, that's a bad sign. It's like making food that doesn't have sugar, fat, or protein. At some point you're going to have to put some kind of macromolecule in there or else you're not eating real food.

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>>89822112
>In that case, you're missing his entire purpose in the Phantom Menace. He's not meant to be a human character with motivations or personality, he's simply a harbinger, a messenger, a concept.
That's called "shitty writing". Darth Vader was technically a "harbinger", too, but he actually did things. Showing how fucking ruthless he was, and having dialog with others helped define his character. Darth Maul just appears, does a faggy pole dance, and gets cut in half with no characterization or motives.

>Similar to a horror movie villain, who has no motivations or personality or character, but they are a threat regardless.
This isn't a horror movie, though, it's a character-driven space opera.

>Also how the fuck do you have a villain character arc in a single movie.
Tarkin.
Vader.
Palpatine (in the original trilogy)
Krennic...

>>89821818
>Like we're TOLD and not SHOWN, you mean?
Did you miss the entirety of the podrace where Anakin is literally the only human pilot?

>I wouldn't. It doesn't seem mystical or magical.
How is it not? You're telling me that it's normal for a 9 year old child to be able to build and have the reflexes and knowledge to pilot a vehicle that goes over 700 kph(434 mph)?

>Kids can be good at things, that doesn't make them fucking supernatural. Anakin landing doesn't seem like a function of the force, it's just him being good, unlike Luke shooting accurately without the targeting computer.

Name one 9 year old kid IRL that can drive a racecar at high speeds. I'll wait.

>But especially the midichlorians, which can be moved to create life.
The midichlorians are essential to life, so it makes sense that they can be manipulated to create more life. The Force is not "especially" more in them. The Force does use them to communicate its will.

>'No motivation

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."

>no personality, no character arc

Those are not requirements to be good villains. Maul is a slasher-type villain in TPM. He's not meant to have much of a personality, and not all villains need arcs. Tarkin didn't have one in ANH.

>>89817530
But we already had that Jango bounty hunter game. I know it's not canon anymore, but still.

Those shadow monkey guys near the end creeped me out.

>>89822701
He killed a main character in the movie. That's something.

Also you didn't really answer my question. Who is a positive example who meets your standards in a single movie installment? I think you'd find them all lacking to the same degree as Darth Maul.

>>89822957
Not really

>>89822844
>Did you miss the entirety of the podrace where Anakin is literally the only human pilot?

He's the only human pilot because we're TOLD other humans can't do it.

>How is it not? You're telling me that it's normal for a 9 year old child to be able to build and have the reflexes and knowledge to pilot a vehicle that goes over 700 kph(434 mph)?

It's not normal for a young adult to have a walking carpet for a best friend but this is fucking star wars.

>Name one 9 year old kid IRL that can drive a racecar at high speeds. I'll wait.

>IRL

This is FUCKING STAR WARS.

>The midichlorians are essential to life, so it makes sense that they can be manipulated to create more life. The Force is not "especially" more in them. The Force does use them to communicate its will.
This is the problem, yes.

>"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."

Jesus is this a real defense of Darth Maul's character?

>Those are not requirements to be good villains. Maul is a slasher-type villain in TPM. He's not meant to have much of a personality, and not all villains need arcs. Tarkin didn't have one in ANH.

Tarkin was imposing and cold, he was calculating and efficient. He has a billion times more character than Darth Maul, whose only purposes is to recreate Cirque Du Soleil with a glowstick.

>>89822957
>He killed a main character in the movie. That's something.
A main character who is also not really much of a character. Qui-Gon sucks as a character.

>Who is a positive example who meets your standards in a single movie installment?
Loki. He has a personality, backstory, motivation, and character arc all in one installment.

>people are actively taking /tv/ bait

Do glasses exist in Star Wars? Or...SPACE GLASSES or anything?

>>89822987
>He's the only human pilot because we're TOLD other humans can't do it.

Yes, and then we're shown that the other pilots are all aliens.

>It's not normal for a young adult to have a walking carpet for a best friend but this is fucking star wars.
So? That's irrelevant to this discussion.

>This is FUCKING STAR WARS.

So? You were the one that brought up that kids can be good at things and that driving a high-speed race car supposedly isn't supernatural. So show me an example where a 9 year old kid IRL was able to pilot a race car.

>This is the problem, yes.

There's no problem there.

>Jesus is this a real defense of Darth Maul's character?

Are you claiming that that statement isn't clearly a motivation? Go on, I wanna see how you attempt to twist this

>Tarkin was imposing and cold, he was calculating and efficient.

You lack reading comprehension m8. I said Tarkin had no character arc. Just like Maul didn't.

Like I said, personality and character arcs are not essential, and personality especially isn't to what is supposed to be a slasher villain.

>He has a billion times more character than Darth Maul,

Not my point.

> whose only purposes is to recreate Cirque Du Soleil with a glowstick.

meme

>>89823152
>Yes, and then we're shown that the other pilots are all aliens.

But we're never shown that humans can't do it, only told.

>So? That's irrelevant to this discussion.

No it isn't.

>So? You were the one that brought up that kids can be good at things and that driving a high-speed race car supposedly isn't supernatural. So show me an example where a 9 year old kid IRL was able to pilot a race car.

>IRL
THIS IS FUCKING STAR WARS.

>There's no problem there.

There is. Shackling the force to crude matter is a shit idea.

>Are you claiming that that statement isn't clearly a motivation? Go on, I wanna see how you attempt to twist this

Why does he want revenge? Why does he want to reveal himself? Go on then, defend that.

>You lack reading comprehension m8. I said Tarkin had no character arc. Just like Maul didn't.

I have already addressed that a character arc, while not always essential, is important if there is literally nothing else to the character.

>Not my point.

Yes it fucking is; you're defending Darth Maul's complete lack of character.

>meme

Truth, you prequelbabby.

>>89823022
Pretty sure its 2 people trolling with each other. No one is this retarded to take this level of bait. it's amateur.

If you're going to start a prequel vs ot fight, you have to make it look legitimate. calling people who like the prequels babies is low tier. Starting a genuine discussion then executing your plan is far superior.

>>89823253
>But we're never shown that humans can't do it, only told.

We're shown by the very fact that there are no other human pilots.

>No it isn't.
It is.

>THIS IS FUCKING STAR WARS.
Again, so? You're the one that brought up that it is normal, provide evidence.

>There is. Shackling the force to crude matter is a shit idea.
There is no shackling.

>Why does he want revenge? Why does he want to reveal himself?

Because the Sith are the ancient foes of the Jedi, as revealed in the movie.

>I have already addressed that a character arc, while not always essential, is important if there is literally nothing else to the character.
It's not important.

>Yes it fucking is; you're defending Darth Maul's complete lack of character.

Nope.

>Truth, you prequelbabby.

Last reply you're getting from me. And too bad, we were having such a fun discussion. It's a shame that you revealed yourself to be nothing more than a shitposter.

>>89822795
Good response, but doesn't really hold up. On the case of Maul, he actually did take out Qui-Gon.

In the case of Vader, he had an entire Empire at his disposal to amplify his presence as 'harbinger', as well give him an excuse to talk. In a sense, Vader was helped along in his villain role - he had stormtroopers streaming out around him in his introduction... You can't really blame Maul for not having a Death Star or an Empire can you?

Also, in Vol 4, Vader just appeared to be some zealot like Maul, no motivations.

Remember, we're talking about character arcs in a single movie:

Tarkin was just an triggerhappy officer in Volume 4 who fucked over the Death Star. In Episode 4 he serves the epitome of the Empire's hubris. That's it. I see no character arc.

Palpatine in each of the movies is either politician, temptress, or evil mastermind: It's only when you tie them all together does he actually have an arc. But we're working on the pretense that we can only operate on one movie like Maul did (until Episode 8 amIrightguysh4h4h4h4). Same goes for Vader. Great arcs that span over the course of the canon.

Which leads us to Krennic. Probably the best example, but only because it's a novel one. Krennic isn't obvious, he's subtle - and he's a desperate villain, a bit crazed too. Rogue One did a great job and he's the best villain in this context.

>>89823021
While Loki passes your test, he exists in a completely different genre - superhero genre. It's very good at comparing heroes and villains or just introspection - but you shouldn't expect that sort of focus in a science-fiction story as Star Wars to begin with... and we really shouldn't judge the worth of the two because that's just preference.

>>89822985
>>89823021
Also in the context of "Qui-Gon sucks", it doesn't really matter. The Tarkin + Death Star blew up Alderaan. We didn't give two shits about the people there, but the precedent was enough to make it important.

It's something.

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Legends > Disney

Only normies and redditors will disagree

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>>89823672
>Commander made T2Bs canon
>tfw when T3Bs, T4Bs and TX-130 tanks will be canon again soon

>>89823672
>they caught on to my bait and stopped giving me (you)s, let me try different bait

>>89823672
>Patricians enjoy both

Legends was already finished anon. Let it go. It was good but couldn't have gone forever.

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>>89823412
>You can't really blame Maul for not having a Death Star or an Empire can you?
Actions and interactions with other characters are what define a character. Even if Vader didn't have those things, he would still be Vader, so long as he has those same character traits. Maul had none, and was a shitty flat character with no story or motivation, and thus no sense of personhood.

>Also, in Vol 4, Vader just appeared to be some zealot like Maul, no motivations.
Fucking wrong. Vader actually interacted with Tarkin numerous times, with Obi-wan (of whom the audience cared about unlike Qui-gon), with Leia, and so on. Maul had no real interactions, only one line of pointless dialogue that made no sense, and a flashy gay pole dance. That's it.

>Tarkin was just an triggerhappy officer in Volume 4 who fucked over the Death Star.
Which is a character trait. Pride and being a ruthless asshole, and his motivation was to enforce the Empire's brutal Fascist dictatorship. Far more characterization than Maul got.

>Palpatine in each of the movies is either politician, temptress, or evil mastermind: It's only when you tie them all together does he actually have an arc.
We still got character tics and motivation from him in Episode 6, the first movie we truly "met" the Emperor in.

>Which leads us to Krennic.
And he showed plenty of emotion, such as hatred for Tarkin stealing "his" weapon, him acting like a whiny asshole to Vader because of said co-worker, and him being a vicious deadpan snarking sociopath. He was, in my opinion, the only really likable character in that movie.

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Who would win, a standard TIE or a Vulture droid?

>>89823810

Have a you for Abella Danger ass

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S T R E A M N O W

Come join us for some Sith Lord of the Rangz III: Revenge of the Kangz!

>>89823900
whoever gets the first shot
neither of them are very well shielded, and both look designed for speed rather than toughness

TIE has a pilot and thus has maybe a better chance of winning, but vultures appear in greater numbers than even TIEs

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>best TIE wing configuration
>It's a drone

Fucking why

>>89824011
looks like a squared off interceptor

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>>89824011
>>best TIE wing configuration
wat

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>>89824011

No. Clawcraft or a TIE Interceptor with its wings bent out instead of in.

>>89823094
I guess Maz Kanata had some goggles? Do thet count?

>>89823094
Prescription glasses? I don't think so. But there's plenty of examples of goggles.

>>89823094

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Glasses

>>89823900

TIE Fighter. I think Vultures have blaster cannons so their punch is less than a TIE, plus they supposedly stupid... so a TIE Pilot may know how to one up them on a pass.

>>89813575
But... It was shit

>>89820630
>retards are actually arguing with this pasta

>>89817210
>What is going on in PT hater's minds?
There are a few fun scenes but overall they don't entertain me. Simple as that.

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>>89823810
Penis
Penis hold on
Penis wait

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>>89825267

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>>89824211
this

>>89823022
>tfw /tv/ bait actually generates discussion and the thread is not just about waifus and husbandos
thanks,/tv/

>>89814113
>TPM: Obi-Wan is killed by Maul instead and Qui-Gon falls to the Dark Side

Qui-Gon really isn't the type to fall. He felt like he'd learned of himself in the Living Force well enough to know the discipline necessary to prevent oneself from succumbing. If anything, the TPM Infinities would have Obi-Wan die against Maul and Qui-Gon go on to teach Anakin.

>>89826074
The excuse people use is that Dooku thinks Qui-Gon would have helped him. It's debatable whether or not Qui-Gon would have left the Jedi and the Republic if he knew the Sith were in control, but that's still very different from falling to the dark side or even joining the Sith (which is probably what Dooku would have wanted). Dooku might be wrong about what Qui-Gon would choose, and either way, it's possible his "Qui-Gon would've helped me, you should too!" story was just a ploy to get Obi-Wan to side with him.

It wouldn't even be the first time within the movie that someone used that trick- Sheev tricks Jar Jar into proposing emergency powers by making him think that's what Padme would have done if she were there.

>>89815966
It'd fall apart when Qui-Gon discovers Dooku to be Sith.

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>>89818739
Yes, because as well all know nothing like that exists in the West.

>>89826225
>"Qui-Gon would've helped me, you should too!" story was just a ploy to get Obi-Wan to side with him.
That's kind of how I saw it. I think he's right that Qui-Gon wouldn't be at all okay with the Sith controlling the senate, but he's clearly trying to appeal to Obi-Wan by using their shared connection to Qui-Gon.

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>>89820630
>It's also thematically incoherent. "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." Even if midichlorians are only indicators of the force and not the force themselves, shackling the force to "crude matter" completely betrays what Yoda said in Empire. Instead of a mystical force that flows through either

>Taking figurative language literally

All Yoda was saying was for Luke to stop looking at things for what he already knows them to be. He follows with "you must unlearn what you have learned" for that very reason. Philosophical and spiritual education are rooted in figurative language. Midichlorians are not thematically incoherent, you just don't know how to comprehend interpretations of mind over matter.

I can't believe the entire first and second generations of Star Wars fans completely missed the point of the Force.

>>89820630
There's what, 40 years between TPM mentioning Midis and Yoda telling that to Luke? How do you know that Yoda didn't change his opinion in regards to the force between that time, during his exile after his Order was killed right under his nose?

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>>89813502
they really should have taken a note from actual uniforms and placed those insignias up higher so tits don't get in the way.

>>89826774
The Imperial service is rife with systemic sexism.

>>89826516
People take a lot of stuff about the Force very literally despite evidence to the contrary. Like "size matters not" doesn't literally mean you can move anything of any size, Yoda was trying to get Luke to not worry about the size of the X-Wing since his doubt and fixation on the task being seemingly impossible were getting in the way. That's why the scene ends with "I don't believe it/That is why you fail."

Increasingly I see people taking Vader's "power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force" to be evidence that Force-users can gain planet-destroying superpowers and completely miss the point of the scene foreshadowing the ending of the movie.

>>89823868
After sucking out my left testicle here's my response.

You can't interact with Tatooine's sand. The premise of TPM and ANH is completely different. As a result the characters and how they act are completely different. You can say that Maul is a shitty villain but I'd say it's because you don't like the premise.

Imagine Darth Vader in TPM - you can't because he's 8 years old and he hates sand anyways. It's contradictory to his character, even. So maybe step back from bashing Maul and just realize that the premise doesn't suit what you expect from a good/evil conflict.

Obi-Wan is the only defining interaction Vader had with Obi-Wan, and it wasn't even clearly explained or understood in the confines of Volume 4. Tarkin and Leia are natural when you are "2nd in command" of the Empire. It's not anything to do with his character but his scene.

>Tarkin
Summed up as an arrogant goose-stepper. You can infer a bunch of things from his pride and over-confidence, but you can do the same for Maul. They really aren't that different except Tarkin had some lines.

>Palpy
I mean c'mon man you're really stretching shit when you think "I want the rebels crushed k?" gives much characterization or motivation. He just was evil.

>Krennic
I ain't arguing dis. Krennic is da bess villain if you only gave the baddies one movie to prove themselves. Maybe boohoo Annie in ROTS, but nah...

>>89827712
>Ahsoka never got to make passionate love to the country bumpkin that was lusting after her.

Sad!

>>89827915
>responding to bait hours after the baiter left
What is wrong with you

>>89826589
He references the crude matter/luminous beings thing in TCW during the funeral for Barriss's victims. Within that context, he basically describes our bodies as temporary vessels that we leave behind when we become one with the Force.

So what he says in ESB isn't really incompatible with the idea of midichlorians.

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>>89827991
Where to begin anon.

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Star Wars Musical when?

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>>89815118
You friend have excellent taste in Togruta females.

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/star-wars-thandie-newton-han-solo-pic-1201983121/

>>89829420

Neat.

>>89829420
I'm predicting a bunch of "SHE'S GONNA BE HAN'S BLACK WIFE" from people who don't know Sana's name (nor that she isn't actually his wife) and don't realize Thandie Newton is old enough to be be Ehrenreich's mother.

>>89825369
But if you enjoy the OT that makes no sense at all.

>>89829420
>>89829521
Thandie Newton is Snoke

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>>89814873
Nah, she needs to be Indian.

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>>89814358
No. SS a cute.

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Alright you star/fags/ it's time to spin to win
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8DtYydupSH8

>>89830115
Who keeps giving SS normal human skin?

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Using the Millennium Falcon name formula (unit of time/type of bird) name a starship.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:en:Time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_by_common_name

>>89830216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

>>89830402

The GMT Goldfinch.

>>89830402
The Half-Time Gnatcatcher.

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>>89830402
The Hourly Shag

>>89830402
the Olympiad Owl

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>>89830566

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>>89830566
We have a winner

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>>89830566

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>>89830402
The Menstrual Pheasant.

>>89830402
The Around the Clock Booby

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>>89830566

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>>89830402
Yesterdays Dodo

>>89812877
she's got a shit haircut and an ugly nose
but them titties are ridiculous
why are titty monsters in such short supply outside the comics and aayla secura?

>>89830892

We must make our own SW tiddy monsters then.

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>>89831137
>SS will never be a delicious tiddy monster
>will instead be a flatfu forever

feelsdbadman.jpg

>>89830797
I don't know why, but I like this one.

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>>89826074
>Qui Gon falls to the Dark Side

>>89812877
Ugly twat

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>>89831875

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do you think ahsoka squirts

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let's say i was trying to squeeze the thrawn trilogy and aftermath/bloodline into the same continuity
what order would those fit in the same timeline?
and how hard does one retcon the other?

>>89832314
yes.

>>89832335
>>89832314
ok fine
if i felt like marathoning both, what order should i read them?

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>Ridley said it was obvious who Rey's PARENTS as in PLURAL were by watching the movie
>Also said she Han's kid

So this has to be her mom, right? She's the right age range for it.

>>89832378
Aftermath, Thrawn, Bloodline

Not sure why you lump Aftermath and Bloodline together, they take place almost 3 decades apart

>>89832385
>Also said she's NOT Han's kid

Getting a pic fucked my post up

>>89832385
And her father is Snoke, which he will reveal after cutting off her hand

>>89832405
Apparently she's confirmed a Skywalker by those that just saw the first screenings.

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>>89821036
No one said anything about liking the prequels, you illiterate fuck.

>>89821071
It was the hate of the prequels that created the RLM stuff, anon.

>>89832411
You mean by Bob Iger, who never said anything about Rey being a Skywalker and just said that the movie is about the story of the Skywalker family... which confirms absolutely nothing since we've always known that the saga is about the Skywalkers and even if Rey isn't revealed to be one, you still have Luke, Leia and Kylo.

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>>89832411
You're telling me people have not only seen The Last Jedi, but already leaked spoilers, in February?

I'm sorry, that's ridiculous.

>>89832493
RLM helped skyrocket the unabashed and unjustified hate for years though.

They amplified misconceptions and unwarranted anger stronger than it ever was, and only in these past few years has the general community begun to realize how full of shit RLM and the Lucas/Prequel hate was.

TFA, in a way, actually helped, by drastically lowering the bar of expectations, and making the original concepts of the Prequels more appreciated.

>>89832386
thought i'd try marathoning all the material that takes place between VI and VII
i just didn't know when each takes place since i'm new to the EU

those google docs in the OP are pretty helpful with their chronological orders
but since there's not an ABY year next to each one, i can't immediately see how they'd fit

>>89832515
Yeah, people heard this shit >>89832514 and immediately started warping it into REY CONFIRMED AS A SKYWALKER and that anon fell for it

So somehow "Bob Iger has seen an early cut of the movie and says it's about Skywalkers" mutated into "PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT AND ARE LEAKING SPOILERS"

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>Kylo took upon Snoke's apprenticeship under Order or guidance from Luke. He explained the difficulties and complexities with the dark side, and perhaps even grew too far and too infactuated with it and sometimes forgets his true motive (to long-con and murder Snoke). He knowingly murdered his father (and Han knew this had to happen for Snoke to accept Kylo as an apprentice, hence why he thanked Han when he killed him). Han knew it was what had to be done, to a degree.

>>89832515
>I'm sorry, that's ridiculous.
Why?

It's a first cut without post stuff.

Also official.

>>89832572
Kylo Ren is just Snape?

>>89832493
Not really, most of the hate generated from RLM, actually.
The whole "the prequels only used CGI and no practical effects" meme started because of them.
Almost every prequel hater I've met always brought up "Bu-but go watch RLM's video as it will explain everything!" when they got proven wrong or when they said they didn't want to go explain why (in other words, they're just using another's opinion).
You'll be surprised by how many people that take their word as law.

>>89832569
The thing is, it's been called the Skywalker Saga since literally 2014, because they wanted to explicitly differentiate the movies from the upcoming Anthology movies.

It's possible that Rey is blood related to the Skywalkers, or it's possible that the Skywalker connection is simply referring to Kylo, who is already a descendant of Anakin, and thus making the "Skywalker Saga" still stand true without any speculatory bullshit about Rey needed. Also speculated Kylo will come to the light, making him the protagonist, and Rey the villain, but that still isn't necesarry.

>>89832615
>Not really, most of the hate generated from RLM, actually.
Stopped reading there

Kid...are you serious? People were going nuts for fucking years about it long before RLM...you're a joke, get out.

>Trying to talk about shit you didn't live through

Seriously, go.

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>>89832608

>>89832537
A lot of the prequel hate in recent years is also clearly inspired by them. There's a whole generation of prequel haters who clearly weren't there when they happened but still like to pretend they were. Most of the people who grew up with the OT and were disappointed by the prequels have moved on- a lot of what you see now are younger people just parroting old arguments without even really understanding what they're arguing, and often trying way too hard to seem like they're genuine oldfags.

>>89832615
>most of the hate generated from RLM
lol what, you can't be serious

>>89832624
>The thing is, it's been called the Skywalker Saga since literally 2014
But Lucas always said the movies were about the Skywalker family, so that's nothing new. Point is, Iger calling it the story of the Skywalkers isn't proof that Rey is one.

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>>89832615
>Not really, most of the hate generated from RLM, actually.

>>89832633
Not him, but you basically ignored all his perfectly valid points to say "i-i'm older than you".

Prequel hate didn't start with RLM, but it is delusion to think they didn't heavily influence and inflate it with their ill informed videos.

And this is coming from someone who "lived through it". Prequel hate did amplify with the popularity of RLM's videos. For a few years on Youtube, you couldn't click on a Star Wars video without snide jabs at the prequels from the narrator, something that is finally starting to simmer out and die down, with more pro-prequel sentiments emerging in the wake of Disney.

>>89832648
>calling it the story of the Skywalkers isn't proof that Rey is one
How could you possibly think she's not a Skywalker? Are you really clinging to the stupidity of the Kenobi theory?

>>89832633
I worded it wrong. I'm talking about the fanbase today, especially all the new "fans" that popped up after TFA.
The people who hated the prequels before RLM were no where near as vocal about it as they are now.
But by all means, go defend those manchildren all you want.

>>89832668
>Not him, but you basically ignored all his perfectly valid points
Stopped reading there.

I lived through people talking shit about it long before that video, anon. It was massively hated. You realize it started in fucking 99, right?

>>89832681
>Stopped rea
Stopped reading there.

No point wasting our time discussing this if you're going to ignore everybodies points on the basis of "i was there".

>>89832671
No, I'm saying that Iger's words aren't proof of anything. She may or may not be a Skywalker, but this isn't proof one way or another, or even a real hint since he's just describing something we already knew.

>>89832675
>RLM were no where near as vocal about it as they are now
Nope, it's been the same. 100% the same

The only difference is that we have little idiots that grew up on eps 1-3 and being little idiots that they are they don't know anything about fiction, taste or stories in general because all they really know is eps 1-3 so they think they're amazing.

>>89832681
>It was massively hated.
You mean the OTfags?
Where's Pablo when you need him.

>>89832695
Hidden, didn't read.

>>89832698
Which makes people think they're more vocal about it, they're just matching the retards being vocal about how great eps 1-3 are.

>>89832681
>S
Stopped reading here.
Did you just learn that phrase? It's pretty cool, ya grandpa?

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>>89832615
>Not really, most of the hate generated from RLM, actually.

>>89832698
Do you somehow think people who like the prequels have never seen the OT?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Fuck off back to /tv/ already, shitposter

>PT retards at it again

Seriously, LEAVE and go consume copious amounts of fiction. You'll see how amazing OT is and how shitty the PT is once you develop taste.

>>89832725
Not him but you are really stupid if you can't understand that post.

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>>89832698
>Nope, it's been the same. 100% the same
You're a fucking idiot. I bet you thought YouTube was just the same today as in 99.

>>89832736
He said prequel hate has been exactly the same for the past 18 years, and then spent the second half of the post shitting on anybody who liked the prequels. What is there to not understand?

>>89832742
He's right, people hated PT. Only kids really loved it, you were probably a stupid kid that didn't know any better that talked to nothing but other stupid kids that didn't know together in person and online.

You weren't coming into contact with people that knew better nearly as much.

>>89832731
>>>/tv/

>>89832615
>Bu-but go watch RLM's video as it will explain everything!

I had a conversation on reddit with a guy whose every argument looked like this:
If you watch this RLM video [link] at 11:38 they say...
Mr Plinkett in his review of RotS [link] at 13:37 says that...
In RLM's opinion [something something], just watch the video [link]

How do you even argue with shit like this. I'm not talking to fucking Plinkett, I'm talking to you ffs.

>>89832749
A retarded kid isn't necessarily going to see the difference between the PT and the OT.

If you're implying OT and PT are the same in quality then you are just oblivious. PT didn't meet the standards to enter in the national film registry. People that understand film immensely more than you and have seen far, far more. OT did.

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Stop replying to the bait

Literally every post is "only dumb kids liked the PT, you're a dumb kid", and that isn't going to change.

Stop replying, hide and ignore.

>>89832755
>projecting this hard

>>89832731
nice strawman, noone is arguing that the OT is worse than the PT you analphabet

>People think the PT is as good as the OT

I find them unwatchable and I even tried watching edits and recuts. They just aren't very good. They have good special effects and that's about it. Even the acting is all over the place in terms of quality.