/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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lapiven

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>>89730968
Second for gemkind

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>>89730907
>gem injector
>in the middle of the desert
>orange
where is she if not the beta kindergarten then?

and the theory is that she went to help out with the beta kindergarten but was caught in a cg raid on the beta kindergarten that intentionally forced the beta gems to be born early, before lapis could help out, so that they'd be fucked up and unprepared and easier to kill, which is why bismuth was there and all the jaspers around her had shitty spears and were dropping like flies

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I love Lapis Lazuli

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Post sQT

>>89731001
There's no gem injector. stop making shit up just so you can force your retarded theory

>>89731024
It's in the lower-right corner.

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Kevin time.

>>89731024
What is it then faggot?

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>>89731014

>>89731001
looks like most of them were actually weaponless

Now assuming that airing order matches production order, the boarders for the upcoming episodes will be
>Storm in the Room
Hilary and Zuke
>Rocknaldo
Lamar and Katie
>Tiger Philantropist
Colin and Jeff

>>89731065
They probably didn't have many weapons there because they weren't expecting for them to be fighting just yet, especially not in the kindergarten itself.

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>New Rainbow Quartz = Pearl + Steven = Vegeta

>>89731065
Or they were throwing weapons, forgot the name

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>>89730968
Why would you post a picture of Lapis in such a slutty outfit? Lapis is cute and would never wear that! Delete!

>>89731041
That's a fucking rock

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>>89730968

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How evil is Yellow?

>>89731115
You're a fucking tard.

Rose was such a piece of shit. She condemned thousands of her fellow gems to die because she was a fucking earthaboo

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>>89731014

>>89731091
If Vegeta and Jasper fought, who would job first?

>>89731005
where is this from

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>>89730980
canon

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Why did the Gems' designs change so much from the pilot?

>>89731156
delusion

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>>89731155
The episode where Lapis rapes Connie for stealing Steven

>>89731163
harder to animate, less appealing to the little kids

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>>89730968
Uprooted?

>>89731155
It's an edit

>>89731146
which Vegeta?

I think Jasper might be strong enough to fight Vegeta when he first comes to Earth but after that power levels ballooned to all hell and everyone gained the power to destroy planets easily

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>>89731001
Reminder that if you don't believe this theory you are a retard.

>>89731185
This is what I originally wanted Lapidot to be. Thanks Zuke.

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Lappy makes me happy

>>89731001
I mean quartz soldier drop like flies all the time in flashbacks

remember how easily Pearl slaughter quartz soldiers in The Answer

>these last few threads
>meme meme meme
>memegems meme
>memedot meme meme

Jesus fucking Christ do you guys even remember what the word 'meme' means anymore? Neither of them has uttered a single fucking meme. You guys are letting your IRL butthurt at some dumb chick being all tumblr on tumblr cloud your perceptions of the actual content of the show.

Am I going go have to dredge up an actual meme and start bombing these threads with Inigo Montoya whenever this idiocy takes over?

>>89731203
Lapis was on earth before the war started, and got captured during the start of it. The BK was put down in the middle. You're fucking retarded.

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I love you all.

>>89731224
the only reason she smiles like that is steven. so what probably happened here is that she saw a rock that looked like steven.

>>89731194
k

>>89731238
According to Garnet, who also says that Blue Diamond is the most evil gem in all existence.

>>89731241
>i got caught in the middle of a war
retard

>>89731240
The word Meme as lost all meaning. It means nothing.

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>>89731001
I like this theory
>>89731224
You'll find me
in a sea of dreams
where no one
cares about my words
I hear her voice
she laughs now
she loves me now
and always did

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>>89731269
Drawbauchery?

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>>89731244
Does she collect anything that remotely looks like Steven?

>>89731240
Stop antagonizing it retard you'll just make people do it more.

>>89731261
Please tell me you're just a person for whom English is a second or third language.

>>89731265
>The word Meme has lost all memeing. It memes nothing.

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>>89731185
UPROOTED
AND
DESTROYED

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>>89731146
Well let's see here, Vegeta have at least five definitive victories and turning into a monster was beneficial to him, Jasper has no definitive victories and turning into a monster was bad for her. Points go to Vegeta.

Not ro mention that one of Vegeta's chief powers is that he keeps getting more powerful while Jasper is more or less stuck with what she has. That, and Jasper is a woman, so obviously Vegeta would kick her ass and get her to make him a sandwich

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Does Lapis sometimes warp into Steven's house when no one's there and sniff his toilet seat?

>>89731285
That's creepy as fuck if she has a collection dedicated to Steven.

>>89731316
No, kill yourself

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>>89731257
that was still my favorite part of the Zoo Bomb

>Can you believe what she said about Blue Diamond? She's a shatterer. She yelled at Sapphire. She hates fusion and love

Rubies are such adorable retards

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Lapis its just a shell of a character with no personality at all, what's the point of liking her anyway?

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>>89731001
REMINDER THAT LAPIS' DESTINY IS TIED TO THE COLOR ORANGE

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>>89731269
OCEAN MA'AM
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND

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peri a cute

>>89731337
>Says that while posting a meme gremlin

>>89731337
That's not true. Now maybe she no longer has the personality you wanted her to have but to say she has none at all is incorrect and you know it.

>>89731353
no, Peridot looks bad in a skirt

>>89731325
Well she kept the leaf and the baseball bat.

>>89731368
You look bad in a skirt.

>>89731345
It could just be blue and orange are complementary

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>>89731345
also reminder that lapis rapes quartzes and that's probably what she was actually doing in the beta kindergarten

>>89731381
Anon BTFO

Lapis isn't gonna remember Connie is she?

and then Connie is gonna remind her how she tired to kill both her and Steven like 2 years ago

>>89730907
I agree on the Jaspers just because they aren't deformed, but the rest of the theory seems reasonable enough. She's in a reddish desert area. Peridot says the walls being curved is a bad thing. Lapises are terraformers, but her powerset is water and not just straight up hauling rocks.

Having her smooth out kindergarten walls is the best theory on her exact purpose I've heard so far. What else are gems going to with fucktons of water, drink it and piss on their pearls for fun?

>>89731241
>and got captured during the start of it.
She never says that.

>>89731337
Peridot is a shell of a character and will be shattered soon.

>>89731367
ok, she has an uninteresting emo spark of a personality, but that sowsn't change my point. She's the least developed character in the show and seems to be the most liked. I just don't understand why, and the "oh shes secretly super powerful" meme doesn't convince me either.

>>89731394
Lapis didn't get called out for rape or trying to kill the CGs so she's definitely not going to get called out for trying to drown the curry cunt for five seconds

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How evil is connie?

>>89731411
because the "princess trapped against her will and isolated for a really long time" is an overused trope used specifically to get people to feel sorry for a character and like them and in most cases woobify them

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What's Lapis' Master Plan?

>>89731470
Steven's penis

>>89731470
get breast implants, apparently

>>89731486
But what if

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>>89731470
Stealing Steven

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>>89731411
Her being powerful isn't a meme. Maybe watch the show? As for why people like her so much I assume its based mostly on her episodes pre-barn and now that she changed people haven't let go of thinking she might get her earlier characterization back. But it may be just because she's cute.

>>89731495
IT WON'T

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>>89731385
maybe

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>>89731470
she isn't smart enough to think more than 5 minutes into the future

hence all the terrible choices she constantly makes

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>>89731495
It will

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Jasper and Steven should become Quartz Friends.

>>89731512
Lapis' neon skin is ugly.

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>>89731512
more chui pls

>>89731543
you're ugly

>>89731133
About 15%, but that just comes with ruling a gigantic empire and having to eat planets to reproduce.

>>89731543
Her night palette should have remained her normal color.

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Gemnosha arc when?

>>89731568
The fact that they had her lifting plastic ring toss rings as the first thing to demonstrate her "metal" powers will never cease to piss me off.

>>89731001
do you think that Jasper knows Lapis is her mom?

>>89731499
I've watched the show as much as anyone else here but her being powerful doesn't seem like a major reason for people to like her, I mean, it can be, but the "repressed powers seemingly fragile girl" trope just doesn't stick to me

>>89731568
After House of Gem.

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what if it's literally just this

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Will the gems ever make up for 9/11?

>>89731592
So I guess you've never been to a carnival or fair before because those rings are always metal.

>>89731605
>the crewniverse
>not going full retard as usual

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>Lapis gets cucked by Connie
>Pearl: That's alright, Lapis. I know how hard cuckery can be *tears run down face*
>Lesbian bonding sex
Salt-Water literally Happening!

>>89731605
I'd be okay with it, although I'd prefer if it were the visor.

>>89731345
>Zuke says she tried to put a healthy queer relationship in the show
>emphasize 'healthy' because Lapis gets into what Zuke thinks is an unhealthy relationship?
>says it got uprooted and destroyed
>not only does Lapidot not happen, they either have a huge fight or Lapis and/or Peridot enter relationships with other characters
>says she tried to representing forgiving others but respecting yourself
>Zuke thinks Lapis forgiving Jasper isn't respecting herself
>says sorry to Lapis in another post
>because she couldn't stop the Jaspis train

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>>89731605
I'll kill Sugar

>>89731638
You'd prefer shit.

>>89731614
Carol what the fuck

>>89731605
its a bit minimalist like to a point why even bother

but then again that is way better than most fan designs i see

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Will the gems ever get Mechas? Will Pearl and Peridots ever use theirs again?

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>>89731014

>>89731646
Kill yourself instead.

>>89731647
yes, that's why I like you <3

>>89731620
>those rings are always metal
So I guess you've never been to a carnival or fair before.

>>89731560
this, looks much better than her regular skin/hair tone

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Does Steven have a future career in sumo?

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>>89731633
>both cucked by a human
P A R A L L E L S

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>>89731646
I'll kill myself if star hair gets canonned

>>89731614
9/11 didn't happen in SU because there is no islam

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>>89731242
I love you too <3

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>>89731548
okay

>>89731614
ohh, this was the edit by that nuzlocke guy

>>89731660
>>89731690
>not supporting star hair
It's her final step before ascending into the Lord of Memes.

>>89731345
Lapis builds the wall confirmed!
The wall around the fucking Oranjes!

>>89731692
what an utopia

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>>89731692
In a perfect world.

Explains why Russia is nearly entirely missing.

>>89731672
They are always metal but if you want to pretend they aren't so you can be upset that's fine.

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Best ship?

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>>89731743

>>89731737
T E R R A F O R M

>>89731722
I'm sick of memes

>>89731743
It's weird because Kiki seems a little younger than Jenny despite twin status.

>>89731692
Does Christianity exist?

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>>89731692

>>89731754
LAPIS TELEPORTED RUSSIA?!

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>>89731633
PRAISE THE LORD
>holy saltwater

>>89731762
Nope.

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What if the show got super violent?

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>>89731781
hey that's a pretty good Salt-Water you got there

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>>89731762
no and neither does halloween. this is the way the world should be according to Matt "sjw 4ever" Burnett

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>still no promo up
>episode is in 3 days
CANCELLED

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>>89730925

>>89731785
Judaism?

>>89731807
this was the first ship I had contact with and it's still my favorite

>>89731431
>rape

Fusion isn't seeeeex nigga, it's a general metaphor for relationships. Also, Jasper initiated.

If these were human characters, Lapis and Jasper would be a bitchy girl/arrogant jock respectively, who do nothing but insult and hit each other, but stayed in a relationship for ages anyway.

>>89731823
The promo has been up since yesterday.

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>>89731710

>>89731768
wtf I'm a /fa/scist now

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Garnet gets extra cuddly when?

>>89731837
An actual promo commercial, not leaks.

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>>89731633
>>89731807
>Lapis cucks Pearl with Greg
>Pearl cucks Lapis with Jasper
And then Amethyst rapes Greg and Jasper
S A L T W A T E R

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PPG crossover when?

>>89731768
...I'm not sure I understand this image.

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>She never got her own Pearl

>>89731083
Rocknaldo confirmed utter shit, dead from the start

Tiger Philanthropist will most definitely be great though

>>89731836
you are right that it is not sex, but is an even more intimate act than sex since it melds two people's bodies AND minds, which makes fusion rape worse than sex rape

Jasper wanted out and Lapis forced her to stay in, which is fusion rape

Next you're going to tell me that Jasper didn't fusion rape the dog and that Pearl didn't fusion rape Garnet

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>>89731828
oof thanks drawanon

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Which character should officially be sexualised?

>>89731913
I want our pearl to beat eyeball into submission and then shove her on the spear and wave her like a flag

I mean yeah she never did

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>>89731044
.....No

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>>89731953
This one

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>>89731847

>>89731955
Sexy...,

>Pearl domming a feisty ruby

Anyone else sick of Quartz gems?

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Wizard of Oz episode when?
>Steven = Dorothy
>Garnet = Tin Man
>Pearl = Scarecrow
>Amethyst = Cowardly Lion
>Greg = Oz
>Peridot = Toto

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>>89731953
Reminder that Pearl is for love, not for sexual.

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Ralph Bakshi's Steven Universe?

>>89732059
I am only sick of meme gems

>>89732059
It'd be cool to see some other types. Maybe an Emerad

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Is Steven an experiment?

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Which one?

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>deception is part of Lapis's character

Has there ever been a moment in the show where she's acted deceivingly?

>>89732118
they're both shit

>>89732118
Left

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>>89732105
>Emerad
Emmerdoods!

>>89732118
right but with left's pupils

>>89732130
when she raped jasper

also her design is supposed to be deceptive since she looks weak but is actually powerful

>>89732143
It's ARMS, THE MAGICAL KITSUNE.

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>>89732105
>Emerad
>>89732143
>Emmerdoods!

Emorolds!

>>89732130
The time she abused Jasper's consent and delibrately tricked her and then raped her comes to mind.

Oh and she won Steven over enough to get him to set her free and directly disobey the CG.

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I hate the way Pearl constantly projects her loss onto Steven, the alternative would have been Steven never being born. Yet she still fucking bangs on about what could have been between her and Rose.

It's a wonder how Steven hasn't tried to take his own gem out, the way she goes on. None of the gems are fit too look after Steven and it boils my blood. Greg tries his hardest to be a good father and then Pearl just ducks it all up with her "I wish you didn't exist" attitude. I hope she gets shattered.

>>89731816
yes how dare they imagine a world where things are different from our own

anything and everything different should be destroyed

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>>89732062
High school episode when
>Steven = The Principal
>Rose = The Class President
>Pearl = The Vice President
>Amethyst = The Class Clown
>Garnet = The Senpai
>Lapis = The Loner
>Peridot = The Overachiever
>Jasper = The Delinquent
>Greg = The Male Protag
>Connie = The Librarian

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>>89732166
>Kitsune is Japanese for two-armed fox

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Seduction

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>>89732188
no shit, Pearl is the worst gem

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>>89732204
It would be cool. I love the little school au they do in the promo art.

>>89732196
matt is saying that su is the way "the real world" should be though

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>>89732241
How long until Gara gets the mental help he needs? He clearly has severe mother issues.

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Bigdad Connie when?

>>89732176
Second point is debatable, she genuinely likes him and thinks the CG are bad.

>>89732283
*thought

>>89732275
he's Mexican, I think he has more problems now then his own mental health

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>>89732258
If we're going to have fillers they might as well be silly or fun AUs like the next episode will probably be, I'm wary of Rocknaldo.

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>>89732236
That's hot. Now I'm on my 8th whacker for the day.

>>89732062
who would be the wicked witch?

>>89732273
you know you are being uncharitable if you read that as everything about the SU world is 100% better than our world

you seriously think he means the world would be a better place if Siberia was destroyed and made into a sea?

you just wanna take offence to what he is saying so you intentionally warp his meaning so you can vilify him

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All Pichi-Pichi Gems are for Roshi.

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Lapis is my wife and if you say otherwise, don't worry the're plenty of Lazulis to go around

>>89732344
East or West?

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>>89732281
never

Flat is Justice

I've never once wanked to porn of Steven Universe. Just felt like sharing that.

>>89732374
>the're plenty of Lazulis to go around
Probably not

>>89732391
okay

>>89732349
I was actually just not being very serious so maybe chill or kys

>>89732344
Yellow Diamond.

Pink Diamond is the one that was crushed by the house.

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Demon Perry is best Perry.

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>>89731044

>>89731654
It was hinted by... Ian, iirc? That we are yet to see the second robolympics. I'm counting on Rubies vs Nephrites, accrding to the leaks.

>>89732415
ew

>>89731014
Does anyone have the comic where Smoky is playing Animal Crossing?

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>>89732415
>not stubbydot

Has anyone combined the star visors, star hair, and stars where diamonds are on Peri? I want to see them all together on one Peridot.

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Has Steven ever watched Bambi?

>every lapis but our lapis wears shoes

I'd prefer this honestly

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>>89732415
She could be my succubus.

>>89731885
delete this

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>>89732452
WHAT IN GOD'S GOOD EARTH?!!

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>>89732441
Demophobe

>>89732463
I doubt Disney exists if things like Christianity doesn't.

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>>89732374
When is the Bitch Squad going to invade Earth to bully and molest Lapis

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>>89732503
hopefully soon

>>89732455
on it

>>89732503
When they see an image of Steven. They can't deny their rape instincts.

>>89731240
Peridot is the Meme Master though

>>89732349
>you seriously think he means the world would be a better place if Siberia was destroyed and made into a sea?

To be fair, the left has been pretty pissy over Russia lately.

>>89732535
>Steven is assaulted by a pack of wild Lapises

>>89732415
this is a good peridot

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>>89732109
He is made of love.

>>89731325
>this is a leaf, it reminds me of the time steven gave me a leaf

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>>89732527
You my nigga.

This thread lacks Opal.

>>89731240
>Neither of them has uttered a single fucking meme
>wow thanks
>kapowie
>clod
>meep-morp

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>>89732630
is Lapis suppose to be retarded? I think she is

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>>89732661
She's supposed to be weird and naive, so yeah.

>>89731737
don't bully russia :(

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I love Lapis Lazuli!

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>>89732632
I've stared into the void

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>>89732455
>peridotfags would defend this
>peridotfags would want to fuck this

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>>89732793
>>89732810

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>>89732753
same

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>Steven has at his disposal a harem of alien girls some of which would die for him
>Even has an Indian, if he is feeling "home-grown" with a touch of spice added.
Chooses None.

>>89732793
>>89732810
N U T

>>89732452
Still one of the funniest things this fandom's ever produced

>>89732661
>Weirdo

That Lapis is such a hypocrite

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goodnight

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>Lion behaved himself
I wonder what happens when he doesn't

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>>89732742
>undertale references
>2017

>>89732912
Steven hugs him, and does not care. A relationship between a man and their pet, is the purest love filled one there is.
>INB4 Furries ruin what I said.

>>89732793
>>89732810
MY EYES

>>89732810
And no I would not. I would try to enjoy her character only, but basically look a way each time she gets on screen if she would exactly look like that.

>>89732912
Jasper's masculine vagina knows

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>>89732793
>>89732810

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>>89732935

>>89732793
>>89732810
Good. Now more.

The foot circles show three points of the stars. The thighs black part has two points down her legs. I don't know how the top of the belly black section would be starified, or the black stripes on her shoulders, but find a way.

Everything must be star.

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>>89732935
>getting the reference

>>89732874
SHACK

>>89732981
YESS haha. Will do

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>>89731828
OR here, I'm pretty bad at this but I decided to try to colour it and figured I'd show ya

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>Why would anyone want to be Pearl?

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>>89733059
>yfw Peridot make a slave joke about Pearl in the episode

>>89733059
I'm not feeling sad for you, fuck off Pearl, you hurt Steven every day.

>>89733095
>Lapis is given the choice between amethyst or pearl
>she gives a disgusted "ugh" at pearl's name before choosing amethyst

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What if Blue Diamond was waifu-material?

>>89733054
She has a bit of a growth on her head there.

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>tfw honestly like ruby and sapphire more than garnet

This shouldn't have happened

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Do you reckon the Gems ever get homesick?

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>>89731737

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>>89732907
good night

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>>89733176
>thinking she pick Amethyst because she dislikes Pearl
>not because she secretly has a crush on Amethyst

dammit now I wanna shitty drama between Lapis and Peridot because they are both crushing on Amethyst

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>>89733255
>TFW you like all three equally

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>>89733203
there's always something, fuck me

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You wanted maximum autism

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>>89733255
The last bomb endeared me to them a lot, Sugar's fucking up yet again.

Wasnt Zuke in a relationship with someone on the show or did i imagine that?

>>89733275
Nah

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>>89729168
thank you

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>>89733300
>the love triangle was for amethyst all along
I'll make sure to back the canon ship.

anyone got that really cute fanart of ste ven where he looks like a qt 12 year old boy who isnt fat as fuck? i think he was standing sideways looking at someone or something, dreamy expression in his eyes. saw it in a sug thread

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>>89733316

>>89733316
GET THIS DESIGN TO SUGAR STAT

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>>89733361
>inb4 poly is the canon end game

>>89733316
That is the worst thing I've ever seen. Thank you.

Give me time and I'll deliver a special present from this disaster.

>>89731091
But Peridot is the Vegeta, negro

>>89733310
Pretty good now.

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>>89732810

>>89733399
Lapis and Amethyst fucking while Peridot watches and masturbates is endgame

is there no leak for the new crystal gems yet?

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>>89733459
Not yet, but I'll keep checking.

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>>89733422
>any bad guy who gets redeemed is automatically vegeta
not really

>>89733176
That would actually be a great sign for something to come. It was Pearl who kept the Mirror with Lapis inside of it for a few decades and never bothered to free her.

If we see Lapis reacting disgusted by pretending to be Pearl it still means she must confront her (and the other CG) about it someday

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>>89733457
>thinks sex is endgame
>not cuddling while watching tv

>>89733322
she wanted to be in a relationship with lapis so she made peridot into her self-insert, yes

you did not imagine it

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>>89733459
It is out in three days, just wait till then. Play a few games, star learning a language, just do something *else* till then my friend.

I really hope Connie brings up the time Lapis almost drowned her

>>89733054
Dude thanks my man
I don't even know what a Feena is but is she ever a cute

>>89733498
There's also the passive aggressive table joke, the plot point still at least exists even if they haven't used it yet.

>>89733560
Lapis will never get called out for any of the shit she did. She's canonically a perfect angel now.

>>89731394
They have already met off screen. Im assuming since neither Perdot nor Lapis seemed surprised by her. Though Lapis did appear angry at her, and not just for barging in.

>>89733582
Grandia's a pretty great rpg my dude, give it a shot sometime!

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Oranges are pretty good for breakfast or a midday snack

>>89733560
she won't

>>89733491
Was referencing the hair and the whining, paralleling Vegeta and Peridot. Jasper was moreso the Raditz with Vegeta angst.

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This looks okay

>>89733300
it seems like they both want to be garnet, which kind of annoys me. Why would lapis want to imitate any of the CGs other than maybe Steven?

>>89733628
breast milk is better

>>89733662
This meme is fucking garbage.

>>89733655
no it doesn't

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>>89733628

>>89733659
Lapis just wants to be the leader because Peridot is probably being an annoying fuck.

>>89733670
all memes are garbage and yet people can't get enough of them when they're painted blue and green

>>89733697
>Lapis just wants to be the leader
I doubt it

>>89733689
star visor is cute

>>89732609
Someone needs to make a " It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" title card out of this.

Peridots going to reform with star print boxer shorts and nothing else

Don't tell anyone, it's a secret

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>>89733628
Has Steven ever thought about having a normal life? Just being a regular kid, with no gem parents. Maybe going to school, after school club, playing a sport? Just a normal life?

>>89733737
GUYS

>>89733756
>playing a sport
Is competitive eating a sport in America?

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>>89733733

>>89733737
GENTLEGALS.

>>89733737
YOU GUYS

>>89733732
Your taste is shit.

>>89733776
>>>/int/

>>89733732
star visor is cool, but it needs to be more round