/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Anyone who like Peridot is a loser

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Gems should spread their wings

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lapiven

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>Peridot STILL hasn't gotten a CG outfit

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third for LION AROUND

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pure sex, actually good messy hair

Repost of truth

It's actually gotten to the point where I already dislike the episode if Lapis and Peridot mainly interact with each other. I'd be happy as hell if we got a string of episodes where they interacted with every single gem but each other. I hate their dynamic and how they're written every time they're together. Peridot's writing in particular is consistently better when she's interacting with non-Lapis characters.

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>>89724137
Wurf

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>no one wanted to be pearl

>>89724183
c u t e

>>89724183
Her smile is kinda creepy though.

>>89724185
kys zuke

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>Lapis angrily glares at Connie with her fists balled for zero reason
>Lapis calls Connie a weirdo.
>Connie doesnt respond in a happy way.
>Lapis hates Connie because she dates Steven, confirmed.

Are you ready for that episode where Lapis steals Steven away from Connie and there's some triangle fight?

>>89724183
Fucking hell, that's hot.

>>89724192
"nigga what's this fusion shit"

>>89724185
Peridot kinda takes control simply because she's the most talkative. While normally the CG or Steven would put her down with varying degrees of force, Lapis couldn't give less of a shit and lets her go rampant.

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>>89724207
That's the Raven trademark.

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>>89724192
She looks like Dr. Kamikazi.
Like a old Asian dude from Chinatown painted green.

>>89724212
>Lapis drowned Steven and Connie
>Connie and Steven are very close and have had a longer relationship
>they would often team up for heroics
Lapis has no right to hate connie, but it's fine if she rapes her because that's her trademark. Like how peridot memes

>>89724203
Just wait for Jasper to join the B team!

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>>89724137
MORE PERIDOT

>>89724209
>Zuke
>Not wanting Peridot and Lapis to be permanently glued at the hip

>>89724249
I NEED IT ANON. I NEED IT. I'D ASK TUMBLR BUT THEY'D KINKSHAME ME

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>>89724212
Lapis just needs to have patience. The issue will resolve itself relatively quickly.

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>>89724178
>>89724212
canon

>>89724185
They just can't help themselves. All Lapis and Peridot interactions are pure memes. They have never had an actually serious bonding moment.

I think the worst part is that their memes aren't even funny. If they're going to be together and annoying every time they appear, it could at least make me laugh.

>>89724291
Shit, I expected the average to be a little higher than that.

>>89724212
They'll be best friends by the end of the episode anon

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>>89724203
Who would want to be a defective pearl?

>>89724239
This is why I think all the people saying THERE HAS TO BE BUILD UP THEY CAN'T JUST FREE HER AND SHE CAN'T JUST JOIN are stupid. Steven Universe rushes both plot and character development all the damn time.

>>89724310
I'd imagine they're taking into account third world countries and wartime casualties? Maybe?

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>>89724322
Why would they hate each other from the start? They obviously know each other, which is bizarre since from Steven's perspective, they've never met. But why would Lapis--outside the love triangle--hate Connie?

>>89724179
>Peridot gets her CG outfit when She de-fuses from her first fusion

>>89724342
She stole the ocean, broke Greg's leg, and raped a gem with zero repercussion

>>89724179
And she's not getting one until she does something heroic and not just forced to stop a cluster or happen to tag along and indirectly poof Jasper. I mean something climatic.

>>89724337
Yeah, that's the world average. It's just what came up when I googled it.

>>89724342
Cause lapis thinks shes a weirdo, like she states

and connie probably isn't happy cause this is the person who attempted to drown her

>>89724370
She falls off the barn in a memey way and poofs.

>>89724416
Not happening after TKK

>>89724183
I like this lapis.
This is a good lapis

>>89724428
She falls off the barn and lands on a spike in a memey way.

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>>89724380
Well, I'm getting 79 from google, which is a relief.

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well I was trying to make a better version of that "Roll For A Pearl" chart, but I'll admit I'm stumped as to how best handle the numbering of all of them, especially since there's 61 of them on the chart so it's not exactly easily divisible

anyone got any suggestions or want to take a crack at labeling it themselves?

here's the full resolution PNG for it, too big to post on /co/; https://files.catbox.moe/sjij71.png

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>>89724183

>>89724185
I feel this anon. I really want to enjoy the next episode but I have a hard time enjoying lapis and peridot interactions to.

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>>89724183
Confirmed

>>89724496
>anyone got any suggestions or want to take a crack at labeling it themselves?

Yeah, just label it "All for Me" because every Pearl is mine.

>>89724517
GUYS...

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What would you do with your very own pearl?

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Whos going to win the Lapisbowl guys

Memedot, Jasper, Poil, or Amethyst?

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>>89724536
uh

>>89724479
take the third world out and it'd be a lot higher

>>89724536
steven's penis

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I love Lapis Lazuli

>>89724364
Yeah, but she's cute, so she shouldn't be held accountable for anything.

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>>89724531

dress her like a slut

pic related

>>89724496
How did the numbering work before?

the more 'valuable' ones can be set as dubs or trips of some kind.

>>89724531
Trade it in for my very own Lapis

>>89724428
The inconsistency makes it a FUNNY MEME! MMMMMMMMM!

>>89724212
She's just mad the little twerp interrupted their private toilet date

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>>89724561
same

>>89724557
>>89724547

Steven don't count

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>>89724594
He's not off-limits Connie

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>>89724561
looks like pearl

sasuke is the pearlapis fusion we need

>Both Lapis and Peridot are written off/have their roles extremely cut down

Would you approve or disapprove?

>>89724212
Lapis was trying to flush Peridot down the toilet and make it look like an accident.

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>>89724592
>>89724561

The meme has evolved

>>89724496
Each other number gets a different Pearl( i.e. (01,02)(03,04))
Trips get their own Pearl
Quads get original Pearl

>>89724625
I don't want them gone. I just want them fixed.
Both of them were my favorite character at some point.

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>>89724631
She's my favorite

>>89724634
>Quads get original Pearl
I thought quads were supposed to be a good thing.

>>89724625
At this point, approve. Add Garnet character development and my dick is diamonds.

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>>89724625
This:
>>89724646

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#NotMyPresident

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>>89724661

Got you covered senpai

also, Isn't the Major's VA Opal's?

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>>89724561
This made me snort

>Both asshole/tragic characters that the fandom glorifies
>Both edgy and dramatic
>Both have similar hairstyles
>Both blue themed
>Both got stuck with an annoying teammate

Saskue betrayed/left his teammates
Will lapis follow suit

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FACT: Lapis is the most lewd Gem

prove me otherwise, and make sure you use good evidence

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>>89724161

>>89724711
No she's Priyanka's

>>89724711
She's Connie's mom, both of her parents are popular anime dub VAs actually.

>>89724251
L-Lewd

>>89724696
>Lapis didn't make a sign.

Why is she so fucking lazy?

>>89724732
After her lost brother tries to fuck her.

>>89724664
Garnet will never get developed like the other gems. Give up like the rest of the Garnetfags.

I'll still never stop being bitter at this show for this. It's actually ruined it quite a lot for me.

>>89724625
definitely approve
they are side characters

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>>89724743

OH YEAH, I knew she was someone hot in the show

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>>89724251
AND STAY OUT

BRING BACK ROMANTINON

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>>89724696
BUILD A WALL AROUND THE EARTH AND MAKE HOMEWORLD PAY FOR IT

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>>89724696
Have a field day, guys.

>>89724581
>How did the numbering work before?
can't remember I'll admit, didn't save a copy of the other version cause I thought it was ugly(the art was all blurry and it was missing a bunch of the Pearls that the artist did), maybe I should go ask the CYOA thread on /tg/ about this?

>>89724850
I'm surprised tumblrtards haven't doxed this artist yet

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>>89718067
Is this a Futurama reference? Could also be a Fate reference. Though I think I've heard those lines before.

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Lapis and Peridot are essentially autistic children, wanting to fuck them is basically rape.

>>89724183
>>89724192
peridot is trying to look like Garnet and lapis is trying to look like pearl...BUT WHO WILL DRESS UP LIKE BEST GEM AMETHYST?

>>89724894
lapis' hair looks just like pearl's here

>>89724734
unf

>>89724904
Lapis is trying to be Amethyst, no one wants to be Pearl.

>>89724904
Lapis is being Amethyst dummy, the retard pumpkin will be pearl

>>89724905
balding and ugly?

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>>89724905

Good

>Lapis hates Connie

Best Gem just keeps getting better. Why would they made one character so much better than the others?

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>>89724894
good

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>>89724955

You take that back

>>89724905
Shes not bald enough

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>>89724947
>>89724935
Pearl has too much characterization for those two to try to copy her, she's simply too good to copy

>>89724987
They could just say "muh rose" and it'd be pretty convincing.

>>89724987
Dumb Pearlfag.

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>>89725000
>we finally get the 'lapis vs. pearl using the mirror' discourse through this episode

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We need a "Old And Busted/New Softness"

pic with this >>89724977 and Zuke hair

>>89724987
I dunno, they could feel self-conscious about their caste, cry about Rose and then lie and emotionally manipulate someone into fusing with them just so they can feel what it's like to be someone other than themselves. Pearl isn't exactly deep.

>>89724192
>people want to fuck this thing

>>89724589
She was frowning angrily the whole time.

>>89725029
>Pearl isn't exactly deep.
too many meep morps, lapidot faggot?

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>>89725020
this?

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>>89725061

that, compared to this: >>89724977

Like in Pic related

>>89725018
>peridot proposes they cosplay as the CG and immediately calls Garnet
>connie is logically steven
>lapis chooses amy for finding her slightly less offensive than pearl

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>>89725061
>>89725085
or like pic related

>>89725059
She's really not. She's not the most shallow character on the show but she's definitely not deep either.

>WAAAAH I WAS BORN AS PART OF A SLAVE CASTE AND AM THEREFORE INNATELY PREDISPOSED TO DOUBTING I COULD BE ANYTHING MORE THAN WHAT I WAS MADE TO BE

This is by far the deepest thing about her and it's really not that deep. The Iron Giant deals with the same shit and barely fucking cries about it.

>WAAAAH I LOVED SOMEONE BUT THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND NOW THEY'RE DEEEAAAD

And this one is just super basic.

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>>89724137
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RUBIES?

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>>89725087

That would hurt me as a lapearlfag, but it will give me a boner also cause its Lapis acknowledging Poil

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>Steven Universe will never have a better fight scene than Pearl vs Amethyst

>>89724894
>autistic
Stop using words you don't understand.

>>89725183
Sugar is a lazy cheap whore

>>89725183
WITH HER EYES CLOSED

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>>89725188
I know autism when I see it.

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>>89725136
>lapearlfag

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>>89725136
Them hating each other at first is a plus for me.

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>>89724161

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>>89725119
just because you're autistic and you don't understand relationships or human emotions doesn't mean pearl isn't deep

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>>89724192

>>89725294
maximum meme

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>>89724856

>>89725290
>hurr youre just autistic

But really, if you think I've missed the mark, why don't you explain it? I see nothing deep about her. Her whole situation with loving Rose is pretty by the numbers, and the whole slave caste thing is getting old at this point. She was totally emotionally dependent on Rose, for like, thousands of years, and as soon as she's out of the equation she becomes a complete wreck? Amethyst's similar problems with feeling self-conscious about being A) Earth-born and B) defective were way more interesting because Amethyst is just a better character in general.

>>89724192
>>89725294
>>89725335

come with me if you want to meme

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>>89725340
10/10
The fact Garnet committed suicide by FIRMLY GRASP IT is great.

>>89725376
So she died from face-palming herself?

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>>89724557

>>89724696
>/SS/ lightning bolts on Connie's sign
What does it mean?

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>>89724734
Amethyst, duh.

>>89725409
>Garnet's gems are on her palms
>Garnet shoved a sign through one of her gems, breaking it
>Garnet would rather kill herself than be a part of that demonstration
Just look at that smile. That's the smile of a woman who's found peace.

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>>89724734

>>89725426
Girl power is the power they'll use to power the electric fence for President Pence.

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So, what are your thoughts with the next episode being a cooldown episode with the B Team?

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>>89724894
>>89724905
>hair

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>>89725472
wiener in hand

Raven and Paul

wtf those arms

I do like Connie wearing Steven's cloths though that's cute

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>>89724179
She'll get a star on left chest, so all must respect her authoritah

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>>89725525
forgot pic

>>89725472
Thanks a lot anon. I have to jerk dick.

Sooo......
If you were to to set up a comic about the CG's wandering the world after the Gem war (~3000BC), but before the 1900's, what period of time would you set it in?

>>89725554
That depends on what you want the theme of the comic to be.

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>Peridot and Lapis STILL aren't in the opening

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>>89724531
Let her clean. Spring is just around the corner, after all.

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>>89724681

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>>89724192
I knew this looked familiar

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>>89724531
Fug

>>89725582
they both need stars first

I'm still not convinced that Lapis even is a Crystal Gem

>>89724894
The pic is good.

>there could have been interesting episodes of Lapis slowly beginning to trust Peridot, her old captor and now forced room mate
>instead they immediately like each other and become fast friends immediately put of nowhere
>i wrote them as rock-queer btw :)
Why is Zuke such a fucking hack?

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>>89725582
They're memes

Memes dont get to be in the opening, silly anon.

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>>89725197
"Lazy ain't cheap. Cheap ain't lazy. I should know."
--The Donald.

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>>89725665
Who can really say

>>89725603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWPfoTH3iXc

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>>89725782

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>>89725801

Fuck I just realized this...

Peridot's VA originally applied to voice Garnet
Lapis' VA originally applied to voice Amethyst

It's a fucking meta joke

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>>89724192
I can already feel the meme pouring out of this episode

>>89725827
you're a bad va if you only try for a single role.

>>89725858
I think they tried out more, but I remember Garnet and Amethyst were one of the rolls

>>89725858
I think you just try out in general but have a preferred role

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>>89725849
Turned it into a gif

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>>89725930
I love it thanks

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How long until we get an episode that explores the geopolitical ramifications of the several gem incidents?

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>>89725827
oh god that's what is going on

since Connie gets to be Steven wearing his shirt

Peridot decided she wanted to be Garnet and Lapis decided she wanted to be Amethyst with the messy hair

I guess no one loves Pearl enough to be her

>>89724531
Make her dress and act in the sluttiest of ways but only have her make me pizza every day.
Even if i dont want to eat pizza that day.

>>89725969
they arent smart or talented enough to try to be her!

>yfw new crystal gems is a townie episode

>>89725953
Never. It's been more than a year, maybe even two years in-universe since Mirror Gem, if there were any repercussions we would've seen them by now.

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I love this gem.

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>>89726033

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So I was watching the little mermaid with my nephews and Ursula sorta reminded me of Jasper
>the toothy grin
>same fucking laugh
>"brat"
>the way she manipulated Ariel to sign the contract
>gets impaled

>>89726017
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BOB WHEN

>>89726057
what about manipulation seems like Jasper at all?

she never manipulated anyone

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>>89726067
i want earl to raw bob

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>>89726047
I can't wait to get this.

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>>89726079

>>89725953
Humans lack curiosity in this world. How else do you explain that they're largely unaware of gems despite all the artifacts lying around?

>>89726083

Lapis and Peridot will probably be the first two POPs in this wave to sell out and demand a premium price, the same was true for Pearl despite being the worst of the lot.

>>89725827
hey, that's pretty neat. For some reason I thought Shelby auditioned for Amethyst. I wonder what her Garnet voice would've been like

>>89726097
pearl was sold out for fucking MONTHS, i didnt find her until christmas and that was only online

>>89725858
shut up, Zach

>>89725969
They will just use a pile of salt as the pearl substitute.

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>>89724681

>>89724894

did the episode leak?

Are we not going to mention that Connie now looks 2 years older than Steven? Or will we blame character proportions?

>>89726149
>blue person fighting a green person in sunglasses
JEEZ, SUGAR. Would it kill you to be original?

>>89726066
thanks m8, reposted here: >>89726149

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>>89724856
Eh. Good enough.

>>89726159
Steven stopped aging at 8. Do you even watch the show?

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Do you think Pearl would've fucked them all before they left if she could've?

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>>89726163
Sucrose knew all along

>>89726196
She's a whore, of course, she would have.

Why is Zach so cute?

>>89726190
I don't remember her being that much taller than Steven on her last appearance. How much time has passed?

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>>89726126
>pearl was sold out for fucking MONTHS

You bought her off of the CN SHop, didn't you?

But if you're talking about in-store, that's because people were buying them in droves and reselling 'em on eBay. Hell, I bought out three of my local HTs when they got the first wave in.

>>89726113
At some con a few months back someone asked if the VAs could try to do voices of each others characters. Turned out Shelby and Micheala are interchangeable. Especially Shelby nailed Amethyst.
(There's a video but I'm too lazy to go look for it since I'm still in bed)

I wouldn't be surpised if we get to hear Peridot and Lapis also attempt to mimic the voices of the gems they're pretending to be.

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>>89724261
Lapis Rape Shenanigans™

>>89726181
>Gas the (((Jewels)))
I laughed harder than I should have

>>89724531
Make her browse 4chan all day and find the freshest memes so I don't have to.

>>89726078
What? She 100% manipulated Lapis into fusing with her (or at least thought she did )

The cg were going to let Connie go with them if she was there but deliberately left peridot and lapis behind.

So does Garnet hate them or what?

rubies get cucked again

>AiLD
"we can pick em up on the way back"

>TNCG
they land on earth, no rubies.

>>89726421
Maybe they chilling in the ship. Or chilling on Neptune. Or flew into the sun. They're probably fine

>>89726421
>>89726435
heck maybe they bubbled them immediately after grabbing them

>>89726421
Maybe they wanted to bring back Greg at home first and than go back to space.

But they probably just forgot about them and didn't encounter them anyway on their way home

>>89726397
I'm not sure if it manipulating to just tell someone the truth, manipulation implies lying or tricking and Jasper was just being honest

also she failed, it was actually Lapis that manipulated her

>>89726411
The Gems thought they'd be on the ship for 70 years.
Would you want to be on a ship with Peridot for 70 years?

>>89726471
If I get to fuck her silly.

>>89726078
I dunno how to word it, pressured her to? My english is bad, I'm drunk and I hate children pls forgive

>>89726497
I would say Pressuring a person is a form of manipulation. Weakshit though. Why do you hate children anon?

>>89726234
That pic. Don't lie Lapis, that was your own water hand. Kinky witch.

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>>89726524
because they're noisy, nasty and everyone wants me to have kids even though I have no patience or the will to clean someone else's shit or wake up to a crying baby

>>89726497
I guess?
Jasper was also pressured by the situation.
She was basically saying "If we don't fuck now, we're totally dead", and as far as Jasper knew, that was the truth.

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>>89726234
>my edit is still being passed around
YOU'RE WELCOME LAPISSFAGS :^)

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I hope we see S. again, her and Pearl are a cute couple.

>>89725119
You are aware novels and operas were written on lesser premises, right?

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>>89725849
>>89725930
How do we go from this, to that?

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>>89726735
Meme's are ever changing.

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Why is Steven so lewd?

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>>89725340
Thank you for this

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>>89726765
So you're saying it wasn't memed to be?

>>89726771
He knows Pearl likes it.

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>>89726787
eeeeyyy

Man I hope Peridot does an accent

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>>89726771
Rose's slutiness + Greg's charm = Perfection

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>>89726813
Ayyy

How you doing?

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>>89726830
im alright my man, chilling around, no work and drinking

how bout you

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Will Pearl ever be happy, or will she just live vicariously through Steven for the rest of his life?

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>>89726846
I'm doing pretty good, just got RE7 special edition for the same price as the normal game so I essentially got RE4 for free.

Gonna play 7 then I'll get to play 4 after years of hearing how good it is.

Also it just dawned on me that you might not be the person I think you are but are actually someone different, but that's okay, I think you're nice as well.

>>89726854
As long as she never sees art like that I'm sure she'll be fine.

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>>89726869
nah im the guy you think i am, unless you think im not, which i might not be, because i definitely am the guy

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>>89726880
What if she sees art like this?

>>89726892
The guy is kind of cute

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>>89726887
Your name start with M and do you like Vampire Hunter D?

If not, hello different guy. Nice to meet you man. You got any vidya you look forward to playing today?

>>89726880

There's literally nothing wrong with being a housewife. Plus she never ages, would probably be a fun change of pace for her.

>>89726896
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess he is.
Never mind. I think Pearl would be happy with him.

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>>89726904
nop, different guy then, and no, the only game i can play is minesweeper, and i've never even 100% completed it

>>89726892
Death by 1000 cringes. Truly the worst way to go.

>>89726909
I think it might hit a little too close to home for her, what with being an escaped slave and all.

Also leaving aside the Dyke thing, I think Pearl could score a hotter guy than Dewey like maybe his son.

>>89726952
I thought Buck was taking Sour Cream for a ride

>>89726931
Aw, sorry for talking to you like you were someone else.

Also I don't think you can beat that game, can you?

>>89726987
no im sure it's beatable, im just brain dead and cant play for shit

>>89726976
I mean yeah but we're already ignoring good pairings to fit in this situation.

So we cant be sure that Lapis will be a CG yet as this episode pretty much confirms they're only pretending to be other CGs.

Can we have a spin-off show strictly dedicated to these three girls? I bet it'll be even more popular than original.

>>89727041
Nah Lapis will be a CG without having to prove herself to each of them like Peridot because she's a water angel who does no wrong ever

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Post cute Steven.

>>89724583

The exchange rate is something like 130/1.

>>89725099

>They actually meet up
>Skinny tells Jasper off for hating on Steven
>Jasper literally flicks her to the curb, thumb-and-forefinger

>>89725255

...Granted.

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>>89727147
But all Stevens are cute. I'd have to post every frame he shows up in the show.

>>89725266

Would Lapis be able to put up a fight if there were no bodies of water nearby?

>>89725340

...Shit, that's pretty good, especially that fast.
Meanspirited and shallow, but executed well.

>>89725554

1790, Transatlantic slavery. That should be... interesting.

The gems questioning whether this is what they fought and killed their own people for...

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How is Steven going to react, if we find out that Pink Diamond was a lovable, goofball who cared about humans? Will he question the Crystal Gems?

>>89727176
Think it depends on if she can use her wings as weapons because the water for her wings comes straight from her gem. Also she might just be able to pull moisture out of the air.

>>89725665

Subtext, I guess. Episodes we never saw. Maybe a flashback, 'log date 7 14 2'-style? That would be lazy and facile though.

>>89725953

"So let me get this straight... you're claiming your employer, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, at night dresses up in a costume and runs around on the street beating bad people to a pulp... and your reaction to this is to attempt to blackmail him? ...Good luck."

>>89725982

One day, you will say "I miss townie episodes".
I have said it!

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>>89727147

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>>89726196

How tall IS Skinny? Is she taller than Jasper?

>>89726220

Man, the whole cast is cute as fuck.

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Was this Rebecca in the flockdraw?

>>89727225
The cast is lookin' awful dark...just sayin'

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>>89726697

Yes, and then Pearl gets to enjoy watching another person she loves die because humans only live for a few decades!

>TFW she figures out a way to either permafuse with S(heena) or have her baby

Also: No no no, black! Much better.

>>89726771

He is by nature a sensual being. He wants to SEE a giant woman, he loves making music, he is crazy for the taste of Cookie Cats, he loves hugging people and Lion... the only sense we haven't seen him indulge, really, is smell. The only indication of that is a reverse one, when the smell of the strawberries made him have an allergic reaction. Interesting.

>>89727147

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I want to get molested!

>>89727201

He's questioning them now.

I don't think it is possible for Pink Diamond to have been a lovable goofball.

Rose Quartz would have explained to her the beauty and value of Earth and all its living creatures, at length, and begged her to spare it or find some way to exploit it that didn't involve killing every living thing on it, just like Peridot did.

And Pink Diamond responded: "No, fuck alla dat, I want my colony".

>>89727250

What ARE you saying, friend?

>>89727267
>Yes, and then Pearl gets to enjoy watching another person she loves die because humans only live for a few decades!
Don't think of it like that, think of it as Pearl moving on from Rose, yet making her happy as she embraces humanity a little more.

>>89727250
Not... Really?

>>89727288
What if PD WAS an empathic goofball, but was too blinded because she wanted to be like their sisters? I still think PD was the least bad off all diamonds, she wanted to be be up their standards, no matter what happened to her...

>Only got leaked and we're lucky to find it thanks to the bot
Why did people think there was gonna be a promo for weeklys again?

>>89727176
They'd find slavery unpleasant, but I don't think it would cause a crisis of faith. As far as we've seen, most gems rebelled because they wanted to reject homeworld's rules, not because they wanted to protect humanity. That was more of a side effect of stopping the colony.

And humans have been killing and enslaving each for their entire history, African slave trading wouldn't be anything they haven't seen before.

>>89727250
They're voice actors, no one cares what they look like.

Why isn't Greg on there?

>>89725496
Very good

>>89727290

How can I not think of it like that? It's an issue. I am thinking of Pearl here. I mean, this seems more like an opportunity to get her heart broken in a new and interesting way.

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>>89727147

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>>89727358

How blinded do you have to be to fail to understand that the planet you think you own is full of living things, each one unique and beautiful in its own way and as alive as you are, and that all of that will die if you create yet another colony just like all of the others? Especially if someone, a gem you yourself created no less, explains it to you?

>>89727361

Would they have tried to stop it though?

I just realized there may not have been transatlantic slavery at all, since the Slave Coast doesn't exist at all on this Earth.

It's really weird. I can't help but think it would affect the climate in a major way. The gulf stream would be different, I am sure of it.

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>>89727372

Because he isn't a Gem.

I should make an updated version of this.

>>89727398

>I've seen the future and it moved me

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Reminder

>>89727427
Glad to see my edit still being used to this day.

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I love Lapis Lazuli

>>89727432
It's become self-aware.

>>89727403

...Didn't notice it before, but not only is South America bigger, it has moved to the North as well. It's swallowed almost al of the Caribbean and Meso-America, pushing up against Cuba.

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>>89727398
>such good fanart of a mediocre episode
That's one quality Steven. It's worth about 100 regular Stevens.

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>>89727427
Wrong.

>>89727446

That is a paradox. If it were self-aware it would kill itself.

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>>89727427

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>>89727288
>>89727403
I think the problem is that Rose wanted a lot more than just protecting earth's life. She wanted to shut down the kindergartens and throw out the fundamental rules of gem society.

Pink was already going save Humanity. It might've been possible to convince her to make the conditions less creepy, or to create more zoos for other life forms. But she wasn't going to put up with the CG's degenerate ideas, or halt the colony and effectively sterilize her race just because Rose wants the scenery intact. Gems needed the planet more than humans did.

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Why can't Jasper and Steven be friends?

>>89727530
She's corrupt right now.

>>89727530
Because she can't stop thinking he's Rose since she's such a retard.

>>89726819
Same. Shit fake Brit accent Peri wheeeen
Also I hope she does really bad Garnet catchphrases like:
>"I'm made of loveeee"
>"I'm stronger than you"
>"BEHOLD MY FUTURE VISION"

>>89726819
>>89727581
I remember the VA's were doing each other's characters at a con or something. I remember Connie's VA, Steven's VA, Pearl's VA, and Peridot's VA being there.

>>89724137
I like these threads but everytime someone says peridot and lapis are just "memes" i remember you all suck

>>89727607
Good thing the opinions of memeworld fags are worth less than nothing, or I might be concerned about that.

>>89727607
>can't handle the bantz
Just ignore it.

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>>89727607
But they are

>>89727607
they aren't just memes

but they spend far too much time memeing instead of doing anything

>>89727596
Yeah I mentioned that here >>89726262
already. I always like watching VAs being silly with each other and cons are perfect to see them do that.

>>89727635
Is this official anyway?

>>89727607
Hey it's not like we want them to be memes, blame Zuke for making them this way.

>>89727656
no

sometimes star hair can be cute but that design is awful

>>89727607
Yeah that's pretty annoying. I can see their point in some of Zuke's episodes but it's not as bad as people are making it sound.

But screeching buzzwords at each other is kinda the norm here, so better get used to it and ignore.

>>89727656
No, it was done by blooniverse I think.

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>>89727652
Found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hy4PcW0m2U&

>>89727524
>Gems needed the planet more than humans did.

If PD really thought that, then Rose was completely correct in shattering the fuck out of her.

(Plus I was't just talking about humanity.)

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>>89727666
>tfw you like Lapis
>tfw you like Peridot
>tfw you wanted Lapidot because it was going to be a bumpy ride down FEELS Road with a detour through Enemy Mine town.

>tfw some gross womanchild blob dashes all your hopes and dreams and turns everything you love into memes.

>>89727524
>Gems needed the planet more than humans did.
Homeworld scum please leave.

>>89727524
>Gems needed the planet more than humans did.
What the fuck do gems need the planet for? They're fucking immortal beings with multiple planets already. Literally the only thing they have to do is not kill each other in droves.

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>>89724137

>It's a Ronaldo episode