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Every Simpsons Ever: Thread #3

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>Now playing: Marge Gets a Job

>Next: New Kid on the Block

Previous thread: >>87926816
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Reminder Zombie Simpsons has ruined your illusion of Tibor
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Marge, get my gun.
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>>87942685
Not posting the picture of him in his cool hat.
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AUUUUGH MY OVARIES
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>>87942750
And they had a whole episode about getting a gun...
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And here comes Willie to save the day
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How do I get Willie mode, brehs?
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Is Tom Jones still alive?
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>Bart is savagely attacked and almost killed by a literal wolf
>it's golden age /b/ro!
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>>87942850
Read the sticky >>>/fit/
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>The Windfield's move after 4 seasons.

Do they ever come back?
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>>87942897
Yep, most recently was on the Voice UK
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Member the simpsons' old neighbors?
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It's a CoCo episode
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Who would be on a Mt. Rushmore of The Simpsons?
Matt Groening
James L. Brooks
Dan Castellaneta
?????
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Member the Sea Captain's first appearance?
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>>87943010
The late Sam Simon.
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You won't be needing this.
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Who was your Laura Powers?
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Does this sound like the actions of a man who had ALLLLLL he could EAAAAT?
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>>87943067
that's not a spoiler
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>>87943010
Alf Clausen.
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>>87943010
Hank Azaria?
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>>87943067
its always the older girl next door
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>>87943010
Danny Elfman
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>>87943010
Phil Hartman.
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>tfw no qt tomboy to spit in your hand
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WET WILLY MY EAR LAURA
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>>87943043
Simon wasn't around long enough.
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>>87943043
>>87943238
Didn't he only produce 3 seasons or something.
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stream link, fanboys?
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THIS IS DISCRIMINAITON

IT'S ALL YOU CAN EAT
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When does Marge develop a gambling problem?
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>>87943287
What's wrong, Muhammad? No trackers in UKistan?
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>>87942685
This threas is now a Lewis thread.
Pay your respect to the most forgotten Bart Simpson's best friend
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>>87943399
What about Wendell?
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COLD BLOODED
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>>87943393
Season 5.
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>>87943010
Al Jean.
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You won't be needing THIS.
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>>87943010
Swartzwelder
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>>87943399
I'm partial to Richard.
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>>87943426
Wzndell is a cis-white male.
He doesn't deserve a thread.
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I think this is the first episode I ever saw.
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>>87943287
>>87943287

no cable in florida :(
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>>87943488
I wonder if he's as weird a recluse as he's made out to be.
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Don't worry, Bart. You'll have your revenge in 19 seasons.
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>>87943524
Apparently Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation is a caricature of him if that's any consideration
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>>87943067
sister's friend trisha
even looked like her and same age difference
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>>87943543
How long until we see Bart unironically kissing another boy on-screen?
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That could've been me!
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>>87943570
Yeah it will be So Progressive. I bet the writers are thinking about it for years.
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>mission begins in 10 seconds
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>As usual a knife wielding manic has shown us the way
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Goddamn that moe humping the window
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Marge should really not have Maggie riding in the front seat with her.
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Call Mr. Plow
That's my name
That name again is Mr. Plow
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>>87943759
It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.
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>>87943759
>>87943826
Mr. Plow would be an excellent name for a pornography store.
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this episode single-handedly made me realize church was bullshit
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ZAGREB EBNOM ZLOTDIK DIEV
PUT IT IN H
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>the pig reaction face
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>>87943900
The Mr. Plow episode?
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>>87943950
I think west coast is watching Homer the Heretic.
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Joke flying a mile a minute. Simpsons really needs to hurry up and end at season 30.
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Pure. West
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>the plow is made by the company that bought Herb's company
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>>87943950
No, the episode where Homer quits church
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In seriousness, how come Batman doesn't dance anymore?
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>>87943968
Yep
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how can non-americans get in on this?
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Bob's Burgers/Simpsons crossover when?
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What the fuck in a klondike?
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>>87944129

A square of chocolate covered ice cream
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Always thought Barney was uncharacteristically an ass this ep.
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>>87944013
Only when Terry gets a live-action adaptation.
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>>87944235
>Batman Beyond movie with Michael Keaton playing Bruce
Fund it.
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>>87944226
I don't know, it's pretty easy for me to believe that a drunk guy turned into an asshole at the drop of a hat.
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Oh shit, I didn't know that Homer was the one that made Barney an alcoholic.
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>>87943621
But...it's zombie Simpsons. No one will care, never mind watch.
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dat rap
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Truly that was the greatest commercial of all time.
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All of them, they're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch
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>>87944360
The hell was that parodying?
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>>87944116
By continuing to bitch about it.
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God is such a petty bitch.
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>>87944393
Citizen Kane I have never seen the movie but I know the reference.
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Didn't Zombie Simpsons make Barney sober?
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>>87944449
There was an episode in early simpsons where he became a helicopter pilot and had to stay sober to do so.
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>>87944323
Yeah, but people will keep making threads about it on /co/ as a reminder.
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>>87944449
They did but he became a drunk again if I'm not mistaken.
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THEY DID IT

THEY DID THE MEME COUCH GAG
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>>87944449
No, that was like season 11.
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>>87944449
>>87944519
He was temporarily sober in Deep Space Homer.
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>>87944555
IT BEGINS
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>>87944544
>Season 11 wasn't Zombie Simpsons!

wake me up
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>>87943968
West coast here. Mr plow just ended . We are on lisas first word.
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Member Cyndi Lauper?
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Man, season 4 goes on such a run of classics
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>>87944573
That was non-alcoholic champagne
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>>87944393
it was kind of mocking this at the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAYZhnITphU
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Hey, /co/, what was my first word?
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All these retconned stories
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>Bart alive in 1983
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>>87944634
"Cuck"
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That 90's Show.
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>>87944634
i'm gay
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>>87944575
It wasn't, just a mild decline, but its finale is a good one to leave on there.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg&t=70s
I'm just a kid.
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>>87944649
Once again, The Simpsons has no canon.

Well, That 90's Show is canon but that's only because the people who make the Simpsons are, and always have been, trolling the continuity nerds.
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>>87944671
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>>87944737
>anything but this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-6UvxAyGaY
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>Homer knew the Sea Captain in the past even though he first met him only a few episodes ago

hmmmmMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmm
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Will never get tired of people bringing up Homer's B.O.
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>>87944652
>Bart being 2 in 1983/4 when he was born in 1980
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>starting watching Simpsons same age as Bart
>now watching Simpsons same age as Homer
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Why is it that every fucking time they go into the past or future it's all extremely contradictory and nothing's the same
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>>87944859
>tfw Bart is Homer's age in 2016, when Homer was 36 in 1993
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>>87944898
The same as other past/future episodes I mean
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>>87944898
I sure hope somebody got fired over it.
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>>87944859
>>87944898
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FROM NOW ON THE BABY SLEEPS IN THE CRIB
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Remember when Krusty was illiterate?
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That fucking clown bed
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HOLA MIGUEL
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HELLO JOE
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IRON HELPS US PLAY
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Seeing a Zombie Simpsons clip of Homer stuck in a desert just makes me want to watch Sherman of Arabia.
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>>87944898
Because being restricted to Supreme Court Justice Bart every time would make the gags less funny.
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HOMER
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Fuck, it's those heartwarming moments that hit harder
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Is that Krusty Burger side plot based off of a real promotion?
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Why do they have to show all the best ones in the middle of the night?
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Yo! Simpson fans! Could someone explain this joke to me?

>>87943868
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>>87945241
yes, McDonald's did the exact same thing
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>>87945241
Yes. McDonalds.

http://badmarketing.co.uk/mcdonalds-and-the-1984-olympics/
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>>87945241
yup, McDonald's did it and lost a mint
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SPRINGFIELD COPS ARE ON THE TAKE
BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR THE MONEY THEY MAKE
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>>87943238
>>87943283
Sam Simon created and designed a ton of the characters (most prominent being Mr. Burns), was the showrunner of the first 2 seasons, and had more of an influence in creating the show/Springfield and establishing its tone than Groening and Brooks.

He was also responsible for the plots of multiple episodes, and prominent traits like Lisa being intelligent, Smithers being gay, and so on. The first 4 seasons, which were the only ones he was involved with, were what established Simpsons as possible in the first place, as well as the shit people love about the show.

To not have him first on this purely hypothetical 4chan Simps Rushmore is MAXIMUM PLEB
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hibbert a bully
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>remember your hippopotamus oath
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>>87945336
>I can fit my whole fist in his mouth
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>We're the MTV generation!
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where do i watch this if i don't live in burgistan
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>>87945645
www.google.com
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>>87945669
>Thank you for your interest in FX Networks.
>The content you are trying to access is not available in your region.

again
where do i watch this if i don't live in burgistan
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cloud goes up, cloud goes down, cloud goes up, cloud goes down
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And a new candle now and then?
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>>87945721
>what are torrents?
>what is a VPN?
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>>87945721
I don't know. Just watch whatever inferior show was made in your country.
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>>87945795
torrents aren't the marathon, i can't even tell what episode they're on

>>87945801
fine, fuck you faggots
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What ethnicity is Dr. Nick supposed to be?
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>>87945855
who fucking cares
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>>87945855
Dr.Nick lives matter.
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>>87945855
>Dr. Nick Riviera

hmmmmmmmmmMMmMmm
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If it isn't my friend Mr. McCraig
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>>87945847
>I can't even tell what episode they're on
You could probably ask that.
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Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.
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>>87945888
nope, just get another smartass answer
"lol watch the stream and find out"
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MONORAIL TIME
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monorail monorail monorail monorail
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>>87945908
Monorail?
I hear those things are awfully loud.
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Simpson, Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history! From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree!
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That fake Beverly Hills Cop theme they came up with is the fucking best.
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Wonder if we'll ever see Mr. Snrub again
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>>87945906
>>87945908
>>87945921
>>87945944
I think they might be on the monorail episode, you big foreign pissbaby.
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>>87946107
fuck off cuck
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You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it!
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MONO-what?
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Monorail episode is actually an HIV allegory

Think about it
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>>87946080
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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When the popcorn truck fell in the pothole I keked hard


Damn watching these early Simpsons eps is the best time
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rip phil hartman
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Seeing App show up in this episode reminded me of the elephant rooster satue at that Hindu temple. What were those?
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>>87946127
>Too stupid to figure out a VPN
>Calls his betters cucks

Checks out.
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>>87946158
heheh mule
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What about braindead slobs?
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Holy shit, I'm calling quest chat
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>>87946238
I'm surprised it still exists
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Can Superman outrun the Flash?
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How many "life-long dreams" does Homer have that Marge reminds him he's already accomplished?
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>>87946272
Can the Monorail outrun the Flash?
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>>87946272
If it's for charity.
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i call the big one bitey
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I call the big one bitey.
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>>87946355
>>87946364
DENTAL PLAN
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RIP lurleen
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>Leonard Nimoy


F
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>I spent last night in a ditch

Doris Grau's delivery of that line is perfect. RIP

And RIP Leonard Nimoy
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Nimoy in this episode is easily one of the best celebrity appearances in the show
Probably because the writers are all big nerds
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KRUSTY WANTS OUT
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Holy shit, was that a pic of the WTC next to the Hindenburg?
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Wait a minute. If those parts wear falling off, why is it going faster?
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>tfw no two comely lasses of virtue true
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Batman's a scientist.
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HE DID IT

HE DID THE FACE
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Can Batman outrun the Monorail?
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>>87946500
No! The world needs laughter.
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>>87945801

>Just watch whatever inferior show was made in your country.

Sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTyv9fJ3F60
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I kept imagining this is what happened when Mighty No. 9 finally came out
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>>87946591
That describes No Man's Sky a lot better. Sean Murray is still trying to hide, while Inafune actually stuck around.
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I remember when I first watched the monorail episode and getting pissed because I never saw the end of it
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Is this the episode with the big sandwich?
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IF I SEE THAT FUCKING YELLOW TAIL COMMERCIAL ONE MORE TIME
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>>87946708
Yes.
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>>87946708
I believe so
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>>87946708
I believe this is.
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>Her legend will live forever

Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman!
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LEGEND OF THE DOG FACED WOMAN
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>>87946351
Gentleman.jpg
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Raise a family, /co/
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>>87946904
Mentlegen?
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>>87946922
Anon...I want a baby
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Why were handful of Selma episodes before zombie Simpsons so enjoyable?
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I thought those shitty general commercials only came on during trashy shows like maury or those small claims court shows
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I just remembered. My favorite moment in this episode is when Selma sings to Jub Jub, at the end.
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>>87946999
Those commercial's target audience are the only people who still watch tv.
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Hey kids! Take a walk on the wild side

And all the races say

DOO DEE DOO SHOOBY DOOBY DOO DOO DEE DOO SHOOBY DOOBY DOO

YEAH
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>You're not going to eat that sandwich are you?
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>>87946743
>>87946999

I'm fine with these commercials, they are so much better then those fucking sad pet adoption ones the Comedy Central shows every fucking break.
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Oh great, dad's dead.
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>Eh plenty more where that came from

Be careful what you wish for, Selma
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>>87946999
Better than catch me if you can kiddo! Hehehe!
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Get bent
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Duff beer for me! Duff beer for you! I'll have a duff, you'll have one too!
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Never went on the Small World ride, is it really as bad as the Simpsons parodies it as?
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THE LIZARD QUEEN
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>>87947296
A corrupted version is a boss in Epic Mickey, it plays a fucked up spookier version of the song and you can choose to erase its existance in DIP err I mean turpentine or fix the damn thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJte6E2v1Sg
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>>87947296
It is extremely annoying and slow
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>>87947296
Its not bad at all.
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I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
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Member when Selma actually did get a child?
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Whatever happened to Jub-Jub?
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>>87947296
It's more boring than terrible. One of those log rides but nothing exciting happens. No drop or waterfalls, just a bunch of singing stereotypes
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>>87947415
The writters forgot about him
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>>87947296
Can you listen to this from beginning to end?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghkZp_oBczs
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I'M ON MY WAY
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>>87947471
I'm pretty sure my dad hates the ride since he got stuck on it.
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BARTON FINK
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BARTON FINK
BARTON FINK
BARTON FINK
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>dead bart
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>>87947527
I hate it and I didn't get stuck on it.
I DID get stuck on the Little Mermaid ride, though.
All in all, Disneyworld's rides are shoddy in quality and most of them are uninteresting.
I much prefer Universal.
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HEY HOMEY I CAN SEE YOUR DOODLE
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DED BORT
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>tfw Australian

F-fuck you guys. We never get anything good here.
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>>87947662
That's what you get for living on a desert island.
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>>87942705
of course
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SHE DID IT

SHE MADE THE FACE

FROM THE REACTION IMAGE
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JOHN K BTFO
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Oh right this was back when they hated John K
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>Phil Hartman in almost every episode
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>Homer's spontaneous dramatic accent in this scene
Beautiful.
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>>87947296
>>87947471
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Pepe?
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>>87947814
phil hartman era simpsons was the best simpsons
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>>87947942
what is this story trying to say
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>>87947985
Some employee hanged himself
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Homer s Tom is better than any chicken fight Senpai Guy can shit out
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I still don't know where Homer learned to fight so dirty
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And now for some Ralph and Lisa on Valentine's day
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>>87947942
haven't seen this one in years
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>Cape Feare on at 5 AM EST

C'mon man
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The way Lisa plays her sax is different every time
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>>87948201
Bake him away, toys.
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>>87948164
They did the Monster Mash!
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Why are you doing this to me?
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So is Ralph's stupidity just on a slider and picked for whatever is most convenient for plot/jokes?
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>>87948302
I think this is pretty much the only episode where he feels like he could be a real person, or at least as real as Simpsons characters are, instead of a meme machine.

Just seems like a typical dumb little kid who might be different when he gets older and not a total hopeless retard.
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JOHNNY?
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Vietnam flashback Skinner is the best.
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JOHNNY

JOHNNY

JOHNNNNYYYYY
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Johnny?

Johnny!

JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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When Bart takes advantage of Ralph also makes me fell.
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>>87948367
>>87948372
>>87948375
>>87948386
Is there any JOHNNY/Skinner porn out there?
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>>87948358
It's called "Flanderization"
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Have you ever been in Lisa's situation /co/?
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>>87948371
That elephant ate my entire platoon.
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>>87948425
Where do you think we are?
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I'm not gay, but I'll learn
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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
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>>87948423
Before then he wasn't that great either though.

It's like they made a single good episode about him and then went "fuck it."
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Three simple words:
I am gay.
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>>87948425
Yeah. Protip: No matter how drunk/desperate you are think twice before fucking the weird chick.
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Fun fact: Ralph being Chief Wiggum's son was basically thought up on the spot by the writers after they realized they had given Ralph the same last name in an earlier episode.
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>>87948508
Yeah weird people are weird for a reason. Weird comes with way too much baggage.
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>>87948582
You say that on 4chan.

Everyone here is a fucking weirdo.
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>>87948634
I come with a lot of baggage.

God...this pinpoint.
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>>87948425
yes, just cause you're lonely and depressed doesn't mean you're gonna try to get with a woman you're bored of and have no feelings for even if she's decent looking and wants your dick
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>>87948425
I've been in Ralph's situation.
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>orange drink
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They ever gonna do another Mediocre presidents song with Bush Jr., Obama, and Trump?
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>>87948777
How topical.
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Time for Ralph's GOAT acting
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Ralph will never be this cool again
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>>87944859
I always thought Bart was born in 1981, yet everyone else says it's 1980?

Homer and Marge conceived him during the release of the Empire Strikes Back, which was released in May 1980. It takes about nine months for a woman to give birth to a child, so that would mean Bart was born in Feb 1981.

I know, I'm totally overthinking this.
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why hasn't there been a very special episode where they deal with child molestation?
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>>87948804
It's so weird, I can't imagine Ralph even a few seasons later being mentally capable enough to do this.
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HE WANTS A ROBOT BRAIN
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It's really sad to see how hard The Monster Mash guy tried to avoid being a one hit wonder.
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>>87944652
>>87944859
>>87944919
>>87944958
Since Bart was born in 80-81, is he a Gen Xer or a filthy Millennial?

>Generation X, commonly abbreviated to Gen X, is the generation born after the baby boom ended,[1][2] ranging from 1961 to 1981, and with the last of its members graduating high school in 1999.[3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13]
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>>87948883
Gen X while it was still the 90s. He's all Millennial now. Couldn't they keep the show go even longer by having a timejump?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01-ZrECVOW8
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>>87948833
Would be 1979 going from his first appearance in the first episode of the series, and 1977 going by the Ullman shorts. Only 1981 in Season 3.

Same reason you can't realistically say Lisa was born in 1984 or whenever; it only applies to Season 4 because she's not 5 in the first episode, and Maggie isn't a retarded 4-year-old.

The characters' birthdates are never consistent by the nature of the show.
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WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN
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>>87948915
Bart is Gen Z now.

>Generation Z (also known as Post-Millennials, the iGeneration, Founders, Plurals, or the Homeland Generation) is the demographic cohort after the Millennials. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use starting birth years ranging from the mid-1990s to early 2000s, while there is little consensus yet regarding ending birth years.
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TO OVERCOME THE SPIDER'S CURSE SIMPLY QUOTE A BIBLE VERSE
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To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a bible verse.
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>>87948938
>the iGeneration, aka Founders
oh christ these guys are gonna be awful
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>>87948883
Totally Gen X attitude
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>widescreen update cutting off the joke

I remember being triggered by this during the last marathon
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>>87948883
>>87948938
why does generation x get to stay as x, but y and z get silly nicknames?
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Hitler?
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>>87949081
what joke
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I really want to try a duff beer.
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>That fucking Hitler head
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>>87949103
All three versions of Duff were coming out of the same pipe
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>>87949085
The "X" was meant to mean "unknown", but for some reason marketers decided to go down letters of the alphabet for the following generations, which is totally cheesy
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>>87949081

Why did they try to widescreen something that never was meant to be widescreen'd anyway?
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>>87949109
Apparently the ones you get at the Simpsons Universal attraction taste like Heineken
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>>87949085
The generation before X wasn't W.

The generation Y and Z stuff is just place holder names until they get an actual generation name.
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>5-12-56
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>>87949191
The Simpsons section of Universal is my favorite part of any theme park.
It's the only place where I even like standing in line for the ride, since they play clips from Itchy & Scratchy Land and Duff Gardens.
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>>87949206
People seem content to just lump them both together with the name millenials.
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>Here's an appealing fellow, in fact they're "appealing" him off the sidewalk right now
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>>87949278
Gen Z aren't millennials technically, they're *post*-millennials. They have a lot of articles about how they're different from millennials and shit (children during the Great recession rather than adults).

But /pol/ and /v/ seem to think they are millennials.
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I'M THIRTY ONE YEARS OLD
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>>87949329
Truly a cautionary tale.
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>>87949299
It's funny because I don't know him.
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>>87949323
>>87949278
That's just because they're still too young to have a distinct identity and people are lazy.
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>>87949329
Was Hans supposed to be in the living with senility class?
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Da Da DaDaDaDa Da Da, DaDaDaDa, Da Da DaDaDaDaDa Da
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>>87949358
no
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>>87949247
You try the Flaming Moe? What's it taste like
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LISA BTFO
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Just douse feminists in beer? Why haven't we tried this yet?
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I CAST THEE OUT
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>>87949485
It's so sad seeing how much more healthy Homer becomes by the end of the month and seeing him throw it all away.
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>>87949508
Some things are too good to stay away from
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TIME FOR THE BEST EPISODE OF THE ENTIRE MARATHON
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why does the simpsons make make look like it tastes better than it does.
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LAST

EXIT

TO

SPRINGFIELD

ALERT

LAST

EXIT

TO

SPRINGFIELD

ALERT
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>>87949578
Are they encoring Bart Gets an F?
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>this great ending
>immediately forgotten about in the very next episode
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>>87949590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_5l6rIUu4A
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Remember when the Simpsons was a genuinely good show, with beautiful animation that had its own unique color palette and style, well defined characters, quality voice acting and some of the best, funniest writing on television that had some emotional moments that really packed a punch?
Who the fuck let it become what it is now?
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>>87949590
Obviously Homer is an allegory for the US, and his alcoholism represents our dependence on fossil fuels.
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SO WE'LL MARCH DAY AND NIGHT, BY THE BIG COOLING TOWER
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>>87949578
Lemon of Troy is two seasons away and they already played both Kamp Krusty and Marge vs. The Monorail. What could you possibly be talking about?
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I don't trust products advertised by animated characters anymore.
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Who west coast here? I'm waiting for MONORAIL, then heading to bed.
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>>87949609
I know, but it's still a great ending in the context of Homer beating alcoholism and bonding with Marge.
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>>87949632
They have the Plant, but We've got the Power!
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MCBAIN!
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MCBAIN
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>>87949632
>>87949678
Now do "Classical Gas"!
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ICE TO SEE YOU
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http://animefeet.blogspot.nl/2016/11/the-simpsons-lisa-simpson.html
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LISA NEEDS BRACES
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Have a salmon puff.
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>>87949706
DENTAL PLAN
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It is funny how unions have gone too far in some respects.
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The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders?

Bosh! Flimshaw!
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WHERE'S MY BURRITO
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SO LONG DENTAL PLAN
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WHERE'S MY BURRITO
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WHERE'S MY BURRITO WHERE'S MY BURRITO WHERE'S MY BURRITO
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DENTAL PLAN
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Where's my burrito?
Where's my burrito?
Where's my burrito?
Where's my burrito?
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DENTAL PLAN
>>
DENTAL PLAN
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As soon as I realized it was this episode I hustled over to this thread and you have not disappointed me.
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>>87949813
Lisa Needs Braces!
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LISA NEEDS BRACES
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>>87942685
So anyone here have a DENTAL PLAN!
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He thwarted your campaign for governor you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude...
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Not watching it on TV because poor, but I just rewatched this recently and the transition to Burns' flashback following "It didn't use to be this way at all" is kind of amazing.

This episode is ART
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>>87949871
I love callbacks like these, especially from Burns who completely forgets everything that happens.
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>>87949743
My parents work for Ford and that union's dues are fucking rediculous.
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That's a nice a donut!
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>>87949892
You have to pay dues to be in a union?
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>>87949913
Yes it's all a communist scam.
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>>87949949
Like how much?
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GOONS
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>>87949853
I do. Most people with a real job do
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Hired Goons?
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THE BLURST OF TIMES?
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IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES?
>>
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
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>>87949958
When I worked at the super market, they took like one day of pay away from me.
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>>87949913
I used to work with schnucks Union fees were a bitch
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Any stream?
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>>87950004
Per week, per month?
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Now, Homer, I know what you're thinking, and I want to take the pressure off.

It doesn't take a whiz to see that you're looking out for number one.

Well, listen tome, and you'll make a big splash very soon.
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CHAD BTFO
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>>87949913
The basic concept of unions is that the employer isn't going to offer any benefits so the employees come together to manage worker benefits. Most unions have a fee which can be used for pension, insurance, legal fees, and negotiations.
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It was him. Let's get him, Fellas.
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>>87950025
Per Week.
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>>87943488
Swartzwelder has his own mountain.
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>>87950047
>Most unions have a fee which can be used for pension, insurance, legal fees, and negotiations.

It used to, now it mainly goes to Democratic politicians who will import new workers to take your job.
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>>87950079
>>
Gimme five bees for a quarter!
>>
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME
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>>87950093
Which is ironic because unions were considered a communist plot but now they're just another tool for unchecked capitalism. Maximize profit by any means necessary and new workers are cheaper than maintaining established workers with health issues and pensions.
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>>87950136
This is just brilliant writing.
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love this episode even if it is just pro union propaganda
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WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
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coincidentally, the grinch was on nbc last night
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Look at them all through the darkness I'm bringing! They're not sad at all, they're actually singing! They sing without juicers! They sing without blenders! They sing without flunjers, capdabblers, and smendlers!
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what's great about this episode is everyone had fun, even Mr. Burns for that one scene
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AND THAT'S THE TOOTH
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>>87950208
Yeah, but Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town was on at the same time, and I needed my Burgermeister fix.
>>
>>87950189
The 90s was a period of economic stability and optimism, the opinion on unions was at an all time high.

Plus you have people working in the most heavily unionized field on one of the biggest TV shows.
>>
Welp time to watch Z Nation while I have a chance
>>
where can I find this stream online? I missed the first Simpsons marathon a year ago, I don't wanna miss this one before the golden seasons are over
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>>87950189
It wasn't completely pro union. The flashback in the beginning shows that they think that unions aren't perfect. If anything it shows a balanced view, unions are best when they are locally controlled by actual workers and not some nationwide cryptocorporation.
>>
Was this the first clip show they did?
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>>87950217
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Huh, I wouldn't've expected FXX to run Values ads. That's pleasantly surprising.
>>
I really hope this marathon becomes an annual tradition.
>>
>>87950231
Lisa went through hell and will have to endure the fuckery that first set of shoddy braces did to her mouth for life.
>>
meanwhile at the dnc
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>>87950324
This would be fun to do. This is an experience already.
>>
APRIL FOO--
>>
It'd better if there was a stream
>>
>>87950331
But she got to go on that trip and meet the Beatles.
>>
I'M STILL FUCKING MAD THAT THE CRITIC ENDED ON A NO-BUDGET CLIP SHOW
Don't even mention the flash cartoons.
>>
THE SECOND FALL
>>
The good thing about clip shows is watching some of the good parts of eps I missed during the marathon.
>>
IF YOU THINK THATS BAD
>>
>>87950469
Speaking of, anyone know when the crossover episode is?
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>>87950605
At midnight.
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>>87950605
I think that was a Family Guy episode, so it doesn't count
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>>87950627
>Simpsons-Critic crossover
>Family Guy episode

Uh, sure it was.
>>
>>87950627
I think they mean A Star Is Burns, The Critic crossover. It's deep 6th season so sometime late Sunday/Monday morning.
>>
If I had the equipment to stream, I would.
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>>87950691
Thanks.
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>>87950692
I wouldn't. Stream beggars are pathetic.
>>
>>87950691
>>87950707
It's gonna be Saturday midnight EST or when DBZ is on Toonami tomorrow.
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>>87950691
It's at midnight, I just told him.

Season 6 starts at 12:30.

Season 5 starts in 2 hours.
>>
Ah, the first of the truly elaborate couch gags. That means it's a slightly shorter episode.
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>>87950728
I forgot it's Saturday morning. I was off work so my time shifted a day ahead.
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>>87950728
No wait, Season 6 starts at 3:30 PM Eastern.

I'm on Pacific time.
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>>87950748
Actually, they already used that one.
>>
the fanduel/draftking commercials are gone, but mypillow still remains

rip promo code daleeg
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KIDS! SAY NO TO DRUGS
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>>87950780
Founder of MyPillow is a big Trump supporter. Praise Kek
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>>87950780
The guy who created My Pillow is the founder of the National Sleep Foundation.
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Good ol' rock, nothing beats that.
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Roger Myers! My least favorite character. All the cruelty of Mr. Burns with none of the humor.
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That's right, I did the Iggy
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>>87950878
Butthurt Harvard boy spotted.
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>>87950830
>>87950780
>>87950837
He sounds exactly like Jesse Ventura
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WE WUZ 24 AND SHIT
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
>>
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
>>
>Artie Ziff voiced by Dan Castellaneta
>>
On the topic of Dan Castellaneta, who's going to watch Olive the Other Reindeer this year?
>>
These kinds of generic sitcom episodes are always dumb because if you're given a diploma you legally graduated high school.
>>
Those are all the Simpsons writers, aren't they?
>>
Jesus, there are so many jokes in this episode that Family Guy would eventually do.
>>
BRETT FAVRE
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>>87950981
Yep. Roger Myers is every cigar chomping executive producer who overseas a band of highly educated knuckleheads who draw thousands and thousands of tiny pictures.
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>>87951070
These are the writers. They don't draw.
>>
Does that donut burning thing really work
>>
JOHN K BTFO AGAIN! TWICE IN ONE NIGHT
>>
>the city of John K
>>
I completely forgot about the Ren & Stimpy joke, what a deep cut.
>>
>He's right, we've been wasting our lives
>To hell with cartoons

HALF OF /CO/ BTFO
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EVERYONE ELSE LOVES NEEEED FLANDERS
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OKELY DOKELY DO
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HENS LOVE ROOSTERS
GEESE LOVE GANDERS
EVERYONE ELSE LOVES NED FLANDERS
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>>87951205
>>87951214
not me
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>long intro
>Flanders
Wow, they were really running short with this episode.
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>they stay in there the whole episode
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SUPERNINTENDO CHALMERS
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MY DICK
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What's a battle?
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>>87951296
ME DECK
IT BE 'ARDER THAN NESSIE'S NECHK
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Why are the early episodes hilarious?
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PORN WHEN
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>>87951336
great writing and the characters were still fresh
>>
I love Simpsons/Futurama Nixon.
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Old Simpsons liked to shit on Nixon a lot
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I AM EVIL HOMER
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>>87951406
I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular representation.
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I AM EVIL HOMER
I AM EVIL HOMER
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THAT'S NOT EINEN BOBBY
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What was the book that got you into reading as a kid? For me it was The Stand.
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lmao holy shit that itchy and scratchy episode
>>
I actually read Johnny Tremain for a book report back in Grade 7, because of this episode
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THAT'S NOT EINEN BOOBY
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>>87951480
Adventures of Tom Sawyer
>>
NEW

>>87951505
>>87951505
>>87951505
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>>87951480
The Talisman, a King-Straub collaboration about a fantasy mirror world. It involves a teenager travelling alone across country befriending a werewolf, getting tortured by an evil cultist who holds a zippo to his scrotum, and a battle with a pedophile shapechanger named Elroy.
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>>87951480
Hardcore literature, grapes of wrath in middleschool.
Reading in general, cant remember, other than i read most of stephen kings bibliography in early middleschool as well.
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>>87951777
>grapes of wrath in middleschool
Fucking commie. I'll tell you how I got redpilled. I had a list of books that I had to choose one from to do a book report on. Grapes of Wrath was my first choice and it made me so made I dropped it. I was up against the clock so I took the shortest book which was Animal Farm. Ever since I hated Democrats.
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I thought this was a Simpsons thread?
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>>87951492
I'm actually reading Johnny Tremain now. Pretty good.
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