Every Simpsons Ever: Thread #4

>>87951505
>using the dirty pirate Hans Sprungfeld in the OP

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>missed marge vs the monorail and last exit to springfield

what do I have left to live for now?

>>87951534
Go watch them on Solarmovie.sc

>>87951534
All of season 5.

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>>87951534
bart after dark

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>>87951559
>they will never put the spring in your Springfield

>>87951534
The Bart The

Barry White's voice is pure sex

>>87951576
>is

>>87951556
You can't forget season 6

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I love the sexy slither of a lady snake.

>>87951592
And 7
And 8
And some of 9 and 10

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>"I love the slither of a sexy lady snake"

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>>87951600

>>87951603
And the Behind the Laughter episode in season 11 (it's not the best episode, but it would've been a serviceable finale)

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Does anyone know how I can solve this. Is it possible to reset the VPN?

>>87951553

It's not the same to watch them without /co/.

>>87951616
That's probably the last episode I'll watch. When does that air?

>>87951616
I felt so gayyyy, but I couldn't tell anyone.

IT'S WHISPER QUIET

[continued laughter]

LOBO

LOBO

>"I'm not gay but I'll learn."

IF MEL IS HOT, YOU MUST PROSECUTE

Helen is such a bitch

CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT LAWYERS?

>/pol/.gif

WTF I hate /pol/ now

Is Bart gay?

>>87951815
>>87951820
Post the gif

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name a sexier simpson voice

GABBO
GABBO
GABBO

>>87951830
I like to think he is but he doesn't find out until his teenage years or so.

Has a few flings with one of the Flanders kids or something but it doesn't go well for either. Maybe he marries a woman out of some warped hope of living up to his family's expectations; maybe he doesn't.

I think it could make a great Simpsons movie but I'm not sure Matt'd go for it.

Is Sunny still good? I haven't watched any of the new seasons

>>87951933
It still gets great episodes, but they aren't all slam dunks like in earlier seasons.

GABBO?

>>87951933

Sunny's never been bad.

GABBO

WORKER AND PARASITE SOON

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

>>87952003
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?

ME RIKEY VELY MUCH

All the kids in Springfield are SOBs.

Little SOBs

>tfw when gabbo is a metaphor for trump

oh NO
BETTE MIDDLER

>Krudler
It took me like 20 years to get that joke

OLD GRAY MARE SHE AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE
AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE
AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE

>>87951830
No, he's only attracted to his sister.

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>>87952077

WE WANT CHILLY WILLY

WE WANT CHILLY WILLY

If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me.

Deep-fried taco.

I'm surprised Taco Bell isn't already doing that.

>Gabbo to have "real boy" operation

What did they mean by that?

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RIP Fidel Castro

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>>87952203

>>87952203
He will be missed

WE SEASON 5 NAO BOYOS

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>>87951505
>just found out I have FXX
Shit I missed some good episodes. How are you guys holding up?

>>87952230
>How are you guys holding up?

I'm being pretty sharp right now.

>>87952230
Pretty good. Welcome to the party, brother.

>>87952230
need to go to bed but damn the next 5 episodes are gold

>>87952230
Despite how late it is, I'm feeling pretty good.

>>87952230
Getting pretty drunk, want to sleep but Simpsons and mostly full handle of booze

>Bart has undiagnosed ADHD and is doomed to failure for most of his life

>>87952230
I just have to make it to Cape Feare and then I'll let myself pass out.

>>87952302
>normal adolescent feelings are a disorder

I wonder (((Who))) could be responsible for this?

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>>87952326

I do wonder.

>>87952230
Being west coast, I'm three hours behind the thread. Enjoying "Last Exit to Springfield."

Baby on Board
Something, something Burt Ward

>>87952352
I'm on the west coast but my FXX runs on eastern time so I'm watching along with the thread.

Best of both worlds.

>>87952382
How so? You still live in the worst coast.

I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise

>it's a grammy

Wow, a trophy

Oh wait, it's a Grammy...

number eight

DIE BART DIE

>>87952570
Surely anyone who speaks German can't be an evil man

Oh, it's the Homer meets /co/ episode.

THE BOX

The box! THE BOX!

This is such a good fucking episode

HAVE THE ROLLING STONES KILLED!

Here's an impression of Mr. Burns that you might find a little cheeky.

>>87952326
Bart isn't an adolescent you /pol/ack

If you think 10 is an adolescent you should see a doctor

Oh god, all that cheese would ruin your body.

Yes.

Have they brought back Crystal Buzz Cola?

All these Geraldo references are making me wonder, was he a big deal or something? I was born in 1990, and the only thing I know him from is occasionally coming on Fox News to make some retarded, attention whore-y claim.

>>87953564
aside from a long running talk show, he opened al capone's vault once, and there was nothing in it.

Already own these early seasons, but there's something nice about watching em on the actual tv.

>>87953593
>he opened al capone's vault once, and there was nothing in it.

What?

>>87953614
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Al_Capone's_Vaults

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQmBXEZEYtg

>>87951451
It's that one squinting kid that truly makes this hilarious.

WHAT'S IT LIKE BART?

Homer pisses me the hell off this episode

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HOMER LOVES MINDY

HOMER LOVES MINDY

>>87952003
What did that even mean?

Any middle-east anons care to translat?

Better keep the egghead, he could come in handy

I don't remember that rainman scene in the casino.

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I said, hop. In.

>>87954517
>average fighting game roster

the boogeyman part is so masterful

Bart I dont want alarm you but there might be a boogieman, A BOOGIEMAN IN THE HOUSE!

GAMBLOR

I'm not a state!
I'm a monster!

A BOX!

>>87955004
HIS LUCKY RED HAT

I didn't do it

>>87951505
Hey OP...

I didn't do it.

Only I may dance

The assassin creed movie is going to be a 4/10 movie isn't it

>>87955195
oh yeah, no contest.

Cheap Meat!

Is that ambulance stock footage from that triple bypass episode?

Bark Bark Bark Bark

It had one day left til retirement.

It's just between me and you smashed hat...

"I can see through time."

James Woods!

Lisa is cute when she acts her age

>all the best episodes happen when i'm asleep

It's crantastic!

All pathetic, single men.

James Woods plays unhinged, insane actor man so well

Who needs the Quick-E-Mart?

>>87955333
too bad he turned into a alt-right weirdo

Time for the rhymes to start!

He lied to us through song

>lying through song
truly the worst people

>>87955404
I hate when people do that!

I miss Apu without a huge family that didn't go anywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1aV0W-3qdM

How I missed you...

I mean, I think I'm dying

Hey there's still time, let's hug him again! Aww.

Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on!

Yes...movie

Tf2 joke

I miss the giant piano from FAO Schwartz.

HOMER IS A WHITE MALE

I'M A WHITE MALE

>Woke up in time for Deep Space Homer

Good. Good.

DAMN SANDWICH TOOK A BITE OUT OF ME

>that laughter turning into genuine concern
fucking kek

What's the opposite of shame?
>Pride?
No, not that far

>>87955231
It's stock footage they use in a number of episodes. I think it's even in Season 3's Seperate Vocations

IT BEGIIIIIIIIIIIINS

IT BEGINS

IT BEGINS

IT BEGINS

He said the thing

>>87956221
>>87956228
>>87956230
>>87956232
good work guys

Make rocket go now!

CAREFUL
THEY'RE RUFFLED

CONQUERED if you will

And I for one, welcome our new insect overlords

IN ROD WE TRUST

I love that asshole guy, doesn't he punch homer in the stomach in a later episode?

mmmm sacrlicious

>Helter Shelter

Who knew Moe could be such a good guy

>little thin man accused of robbery

WELL

>tfw have to turn the marathon off in order to masturbate

>>87956932
To who

Oh my God! I think I hate Ted Koppel

No wait, I find him informative and witty

Oh its that gif

I can't its a Geo!

He did the gif!

What the hell is being hopped up on goofballs?

>>87957081
It's obviously some facsimile of drunk

Hey it's Bad Dream House

>>87957124
diddly

PYLE!
SHAZAM!
PYLE!
SHAZAM!
PYLE!
SHAZAM!
PYLE!
SHAZAM!

some of these scenes i don't remember, like homer being attacked by the cleaning mascots, or the pit fight from deep space homer.

>>87957278
FXX add cut scenes from the show

>>87957278
Scenes cut in syndication.

WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT

Why are all you assholes on the east coast. I wanna enjoy Homer the vigilante with you

in theory communism works IN THEORY

Mm, elephant fresh

How long until the episode about Lisa and the angel?

Member when Cletus first appeared?

WEE LUV...YOO...

>>87956104
IT WAS ME, BARNEY

THAT WASN'T PART OF OUR DEAL BLACKHEART

>>87957537
THAT WASN'T PAAAAAAAARRRRRRT

Based Burns sticking it to the hippies.

i love that thx bit

ITS KERNS STUPID

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Are these episodes slightly sped up?

i think its dst. i think im and hour or so behind you guys as far episodes go

>>87957796
Westcoast here. Just watched the box factory.

The disputed islands are here, of the coast of Argentina

It's made from hooves, you know.

>>87957822
same, still in the middle of box factory Arizona's timezone is weird as shit

THE FALKANS HAVE BEEN JUST INVADED

Why did the writers think that Burnsie simply shutting the door on Homer was funnier than robotic Richard Simmons?

>>87957885
maybe just were overtime with the episode

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is Arataka Reigen the Lionel Hutz of anime?

B'OH

B'oh!

Hey look! Our old familiar simpsumps!

B'OH

Would have been funnier if he said "Homer doesn't say B'OH! He says.. [ANNOYED GRUNT]!"

>blockbuster
Oh man.

Why did they always laugh in the end early in the seasons?

I want that thing out of my house.

Cowabunga Dudes!

I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES

FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO TGHE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME

I just think they're neat.

beast mode willie

THERE INNAE A CREATURE ALIVE THAE CAN OOTRUN A GREASED SCOTSMAN

>>87958207
dat bulge

BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS

Billy and the cloneasaurus

Member when Luigi was a dick

GOD HAS NO PLACE WITHIN THESE WALLS

What ever happened to Leopold anyway?

>>87958581
What is his job even supposed to be?

>What's L-I-N-C-O-N doing here?

>>87958615

Chalmers' assistant. Thats it.

>lisa actually being cute

No, it's the children who are wrong.

Hey look, some recycled animation from Kamp Krusty.

>>87958771
It was bart running down that mountain right?

>>87958727

Lisa can be downright adorable sometimes.

>>87958787

Yup.

>Showderr

IT'S CHOWDAH

>>87958820
I'LL KILL YA, I'LL KILL ALL OF YA

>>87958727
>>87958809
Has she become a vegetarian yet

>>87958892
Not until Season 7. We're at the tail end of Season 5.

>>87958911
>>87958892
Is that the beginning of the end.

>Big controversy with the suffix -gate

You deserved to be shouted down, Brockman

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I was surprised they kept this canon. (sorta)

>>87958927
The threshold for Golden Age Simpsons increases by one season each year.

>>87957852
who /gum & nuts/ here?

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>>87955385
what the fuck you weren't joking

>>87958973
meee

Modern Neo Zombie Nu Bart wouldn't care about playing hooky at all, this wouldn't even be a plot.

>>87958973
Together at last!

>>87959026
>Modern Neo Zombie Nu
Can we stick to one thing.

SO MAGARNIGLE, BILLY IS DEAD! SLIT HIS THROAT FROM EAR-TO-EAR

HEY, I'm tryin' to eat lunch here.

The tragic untold story of Arthur Bouvier.

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the scene where krusty barges into the recording room and runs all his lines before setup still makes me laugh

>It's a "Hutz actually asks an intelligent question" episode

At what exact point does Skinner become a pussy?

>>87959177
When he first hooks up with Krabappel

Ah, the rarely seen rumpus room.

R U M P U S

R O O M

>>87959199
>>87959177
It's actually when his mother and Chalmers start being more prominent.

You can't be badass when there are people ordering you around.

What was the tape recorder in the floor board a reference to?

I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY

>>87959321

Nothing specific. They do that kind of gag all the time.

Can I come too?

>>87959321
Not everything is a reference.

>>87959353
(rolls up window)

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You may ask me 3 questions /co/.

>the widowed parents of a married couple fall in love

Wonder how often that happens in real life

>>87959000
Based Woods.

>>87959387
Stream link where?

Tsk yeah right "Groovy".

>>87959387
Are you really the owner of the kwik-e-mart?

>>87959441
Yes.

Cucked

>>87959463
Really?

At what point do we hit DED threads?

>end of golden age
>transitional simpsons age
>switch to digital ink
>switch to HD

>that feel when you won't be able to leave early

This sucks. I have to work during all the good episodes.

Hey Bart, you wanna go play with that x-ray machine in the abandonned hospital?

NEIN!

Hello Grandpa my old friend
Your busy day is at an end

>>87959617
But they are into season 9 Monday morning so you should see most of the good ones.

>>87959000

>muh free speech
>tries to sue a guy for making a joke that he does coke

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/626780839515435008

Has the episode with Homer's mom come on yet?

Damn Mexican credits interrupting Grandpa's rant...

>playing as scout in tf2.gif

>Team Skull.gif

Let's say some home boy is dissin' yo fly girl

>>87959516
Yes

>>87959879
You?

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>>87959796
>>87959879

Don't remember that orange eating class with the old people.

>>87959925

This marathon is good at seeing stuff that was cut out of syndication.

Any spicbros here?

https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=FrwEW73aOrM

>>87959941
I second this.
I hate the syndication cuts.

>>87959919
Please tell me this is a taunt on the workshop

Have you ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we are not allowed to go to the bathroom.

Schedulefag please tell me when is Mother Simpson

Look, I brought you some nice pudding.

>>87960164
7:30 am tomorrow

>>87960164
7:30 AM on Sunday

Is it me or did they forgot about the 3 shot shotgun gag later on?

>>87960223
>>87960233
Timezone?

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What the hell is going on with CN right now?

>>87960295
est

>>87960295
Eastern or Pacific if you're warching the Pacific stream.

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>>87960299
you know how fxx ia marathoning every simpsons episode

cartoon network is doing the same thing with teen titans go

>>87960365
Sounds like some sort of universal counterbalance.

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I miss old Lisa.

Do Pool Mobiles even exist?

>>87960408
I highly doubt it

>>87960365
Which will have better ratings?

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>watching all these itchy and scratchy parts
>scratchy is never the oppressor
>he's always minding his own business
>itchy just comes and violently kills him for no reason or any provocation

Itchy is a jerk.

>>87951505
is this not on in Canada? I turned on fxx and they're playing some bullshit

>>87960434
That's some of Tom and Jerry episodes though

>>87960434
Has anyone ever attempted to splice together all Itchy and Scratchy cartoons in one video? How long would it last?

>>87960320
I get FXX East so that's 4:30 am

Fuck this

>>87959411
More like base head

>>87960434
A lot of Tom and Jerry episodes were just Tom maintaining a household with threat of exile or Tom attempting to woo another cat with Jerry coming in and just being a fucking asshole.

As a kid, you laugh at the antics. As an adult, you just want to strangle that mouse for making Tom's life so shit when he did nothing to warrant these attacks.

Jesus fucking Christ

>Tfw when too smart for itchy and scratchy

>>87960565
Its ok. We got classic Krusty for you now.

>>87960589
Is there a labor crisis in America?

>>87960589
>tfw when these classic krusty epsiodes are basically to this episode as these simpsons episodes are to us.

>>87960659
I enjoy this episode though.

>>87960746
I was meaning 20 years ago to this episode was the 1970s and this episode is 20 years old

Fun fact: They originally wanted to get the actual Moviefone guy for that bit, but Hank Azaria's impression was too funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu0bpgPA-eQ

/co/ what is your cats name?

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>>87951505
Damn, I missed this episode.

>Does that earring on that ear mean you're a pirate?
>Eh, kinda

Wait...was that a butt pirate joke?

>>87960997

Yes.

i know one of you assholes is streaming it
LINK
NOW

i want to watch this shit together!

>Maybe you could have been "nicer" to Principle Skinner if you know what I mean

Lisa thinks her Mom needs to bone the school principal

>>87960967
Kitty. I was 4 when I named her.

>>87960967
Nigger the nigger cat

>>87961047
It's worrying what Lisa is willing to do just to get good grades

Always felt bad for lisa in this episode.

>>87960967
Toby and Schlomo

I didn't name the one cat Schlomo cause of /pol/ I swear

Homer and the sugar is a better subplot than the main plot 2bh.

>>87961082
Unless your cat is over 14 years old and somehow not dead, that means you're underage

>>87961041
>t. entitled britbong who's too dumb to use a VPN or tracker

>>87961298
It is an actual name after all.

>first you get da sugar

>>87961332
>>87961312
She's 18.

>>87961354
?
im fucking american you fuck
USA
USA
USA

sure i can watch it on some fucking site like kisscartoon, but that isn't WITH you chucklefucks.

>>87961354
It's not the same as watching a marathon together with /co/ anon

I bent my wookie

oh boy, a clip show

>>87961459
it varies but for me after season 10

>>87961426
Then turn on the tv, burgermiester.

>>87961459

Any episode past 2000 is generally when it hits the point of no return.

>Simpsons has had 16 fucking years of being a terrible show
>some shows get canned after 1 GOOD season

I love The Simpsons, but man, it's sad that this is allowed to continue on for so long after it stopped being good. It can't even pull a South Park and make itself great again.

>>87961549
*past the year 2000

1999 was pretty much the last time the show was good.

Also

>WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD ANYONE TALK ABOUT REN AND STIMPY

To me it when they introduce celeb like n-snyc and tony hawk. Is when they pass there prime.

>>87961518
im not paying for a channel i wouldn't watch outside of this marathon, dumbass

and yeah, its part of a digital package i'd be paying too fucking much for, just for this one occasion.

>>87961459
The rule of thumb is that the Golden age is 1-9. Personally, I enjoy it up to about 13, but even I can see the decline from 10 forward. Unwatchable starts around the same time the animation changes.

>>87961630
>I want something but I don't want to pay for it

Bernie backer spotted.

>>87961685
>tfw bernie was my career plan

>>87961459
It seems like every year nerds want to add another year to "zombie Simpsons". For a while it was well into the teens, then Behind the Laughter became the de facto series finale, and now folks say it's shit after season 9.

It doesn't matter. I gets inconsistent and there are a lot of lame episodes but very few are really unwatchable.

All of these beautiful women line up for Homer and the best Marge could get was some fat bowling instructor, Burns and Moe.

>>87961773
>It seems like every year nerds want to add another year to "zombie Simpsons"
That's because they make a new season of it every year, dipshit.

Did anyone Choo Choo Choose you, /co/?

>>87961783
I still think he should have banged Mindy

>>87961462
>turn off the TV after The Last Temptation of Homer
>come back to that part in Another Simpsons Clip Show

I was confused for a second on why FXX was rerunning an episode.

Who /lyft/ here?

>>87961808
Fuck. You got me there. Two new seasons then.

What season does Lisa become a turbo dyke?

Homer is a creeper

>>87962011
lisa doesn'5 ever becum a lesbain my man

>Every woman who pines for Homer and inevitably ends up rejected becomes an alcoholic

Heh

Who hyped for baskets?

>>87961549
I'm still fucking mad that The Grinder was cancelled. Fox just doesn't allow quality programming on their channel.

Apparently this vegetable scene was based on some law California has?

>>87962248
Yeah, it was weird when I drove cross-country and get to the checkpoint. They only ask if you are carrying them in. Going out they don't care.

This is all about preserving the agricultural and environmental impact on California. I hate that I typed that sentence with seriousness. Can't bring a fucking apple in.

please kill me

>>87962350
>remotely risking the collapse of agricultural california

I JUST WANTED TO ENTERTAIN