All Star Batman #4 Storytime

This dead?

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Detective Comics: >>87574968
Hal Jordan RIP and the GLC: >>87575027

Is it just me, or is posting super slow right now?

>>87575371
election aside, a lot of interest in DC's main books has deflated now that it's obvious no deepest lore stuff regarding Doctor Manhattan is gonna be happening anytime soon

>>87575375
I'm guessing with the election stuff 4chan is loaded right now.

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Yeah, my wifi is collapsing in on itself at the moment. Thanks for patience.

>>87575375

/pol/ is having a massive party right now. Our servers can't handle it

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sys.4chan errors mostly.

>>87575299
>trusting a guy who calls himself TWO-FACE with all your secrets

These super crooks deserve what they get.

>>87575449
4 small stun rocket launchers in your chest.
Preptime. You can't beat that.

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Sorta tempted to read this issue. I tend to post blindly.

>>87575544
Even if you don't enjoy the story (which I am), Romiros art suits Batman so fucking well

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>>87575575
Agreed.

>>87575449
It would be impossible not to hate Batman after he pulls this on you.

You would just hate him forever. He would be the embodiment of the random cruelty of the universe that punishes the prepared and unprepared alike. You would hound him for the rest of your days, intent of killing that ill-will cloaked in black.

Forever knowing, that anger of yours eternally stoked, by the knowledge that for him, it was nothing personal.

You get the courage to express

>>87575592
does what? Punches you when you've been hired to beat his ass? I feel like a court of owls death squad would have an understanding of the concept of impersonal violence.

>>87575592
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, BATMAN! NEXT TIME!

>>87575616
>black man drowning

wew, Snyder

>>87575657
>>87575667
Kid Bruce post-murder was probably the creepiest little shit.

>>87575730
GOD this image gave me a headache, why is the text high res but the picture not?

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>>87575537
>4 small stun rocket launchers in your chest.
>Preptime. You can't beat that.

You gotta give the kid credit for trying.

>>87575773
WARRIORS!

Come out and Plaaaaaaaay!

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Thanks for helping me survive the night, friends.

Good night, and good luck.

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>>87575375
New Super-man: >>87575705

Flash (Not new, but going from the start of Rebirth): >>87573265

All Star Batman 004 (2017) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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All Star Batman 001 (2016) (webrip) (4 covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www9.zippyshare.com/v/Wa6vaQQi/file.html

All Star Batman 002 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www116.zippyshare.com/v/KQuJ5AZg/file.html

All Star Batman 003 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www37.zippyshare.com/v/ji4z6Ig6/file.html

>>87575641
>almost liked that one
How harsh would Batman: The Music Critic be?

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>>87576444
Read Batman: Jazz and Batman: Fortunate Son

>>87575715
>from KGBeast to 666Beast
wew lad

>>87575802
Wild Arkhamite appears!

>>87575835
Someone wanna remind me the fuck the backup story was all about? All I remember is they went to a carpet store or something and the womans face was cut or something?

>>87576460
>It ain't Bats starts playing.

>>87576460
Will do.

>>87577222
Batman decided he'll give Duke field training by giving him a Zsasz case, also to give him insight on people's personality and to take his mind off his parents
the blonde chick set up someone else to get Zsasz's but she also was cut up (I don't remember which one was it that opened up)

also to give Duke some character growth which is good - it was the first time I liked him since Zero Year

>>87575641
>RAP IS HATE, DEATH

Bump again.

>>87575557
pectoral speakers.

fuck it why not, go man go!

I honestly love how Snyder turns Batman into gadget-man, also all those factoids Batman spouts

>>87575802
holy shit
classic zsasz
based

>>87575557
How is the echolocation info being relayed to him?

>>87575679
>>87575789
Which Duke look do you prefer? Full face cover, or exposed mouth?

>>87575616
Load "batman's ass"?

>>87582422
Uh...Bats?

>>87575816
wat

>>87575738

I fucking hate it when they play it as if Harvey and Two-Face are entire separate and take turns and conspire against each other

>>87582473
Exposed mouth looks like shit

>>87580529

Those things are honestly what I hate about his stories. Batman (and every other Gotham citizen) knowing stupid historical factoids about buildings and birds and entymology. Stupid pointless gadgets with no explanation that are only used once. Does every piece of his suit fly out like a missile? Why not just use a fucking gun?

It should be more like James Bond where we're shown the gadgets in the begininng of the story and then he uses them in interesting ways.

>>87575816
>posting a comics page in the middle of a storytime

Fucking end yourself faggot

>>87575449
Why didn't you do that before he blinded you?

>>87575715
Why don't they unmask bruce and duke?

>>87575375
Loved this cover.

>>87575827
The fuxk kind of hair cut is this

>we didn't see the fight with Gentleman Ghost
>we didn't see Egghead and Orca

Snyder is a hack

>>87575827
>He attacks what he loves
[JokerxBatman homolust intensifies]

Normally dislike JRjr but I can't deny he's doing a good job with this story.