Detective Comics #944 Storytime

>>87574968
Just want to say, their designs are awesome.

>>87574968
Whew. Needed this.

>>87574998
Can someone explain who Harper Row is? She's very annoying.

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>>87575011
She's the opinionated alt chick of the Batfamily

>>87574968
thanks norrin. I needed a distraction from everything.

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>>87575051
As did I.
Had two anxiety attacks while driving today, one of which ended with me jumping a curb to prevent a collision. My weekly pull helps relieve that anxiety.

Thank you for the story time!

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Pardon the wait, by the way. Internet's been spotty all night.

>>87574998
> "I will make her my wife"
Harper lesbo chick confirmed

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Thanks for reading folks. Support the official release!

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Huh. Neat ad.

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Another neat ad.

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...and this.

>>87574998
> "I will make her my wife"
Harper lesbo chick confirmed

This issue was...Mediocre. Thanks for storytiming, but the 'we're victims of your crusade' shtick is just so freaking lame.

The colorist on this is great

All-Star Batman: >>87575299
Hal Jordan RIP and the GLC: >>87575027

>>87575076
shit, you doing okay?
ty for storytiming

>>87575107
Why was his plan to render her mute when she was about to hit him

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first for that wierd dude is the original red hood

>>87575580
>>87575199
Last page now has me thinking it could be Cluemaster. But that's probably a long shot.

>>87575076
Can we stop doing stories where people say the heroes are worse than the villains?

>>87575011
OH BOY you're not going to like it. If you want the complete story, read Batman & Robin Eternal, but I can tell the shit I remember.

>at first started as some "hacker" chick that met Batman
>During Batman Eternal she became the hero Blue Bird because Gotham went to hell and some family issues idk
>BRE revealed she was the "perfect Robin", the perfect partner Batman always wanted, created by the vilain Mother

>>87575011
She's your brand new favorite character, whether you like it or not.

>>87575887
I thought that was Duke.

>>87575677
No, because this Tynion fella is a fucking hack.

Nepotism truly can get you far in this business.

>>87575129
Use Tibetan anti-paralytic technique, Batman.

>>87575655
I believe this since the previous chapter... The First Victim spying Steph.. and his hate for her..

>>87576293

'Tec Batman doesn't really do anything.

>>87575025
What does read speaking sound like?

>>87575580
Red mask is giveaway, isn't it?

>>87575044
>You're not used to facing a problem you can't punch
Isn't punch proof Clayface's thing?

>>87575076
Why is that on Batman speech bubble empty? Usually the is an ellipses for silence. Mistake?

>>87575161
These names new or maybe small minor nods to people we've actually seen before?

>>87576381
I was going to say this seems like a statement made by someone not very familiar with how Batman works, but the fact that he got btfo a few pages later said it for me.

>>87576486
New.

>>87576496
I see. Last issue brought back the receptionist so I thought there was a chance.

>>87575580
The Red Hood that fell in the vat at Ace Chemicals everyone thinks is the Joker?

>>87576514
I wouldn't be surprised if First Victim is someone familiar and unused in New 52.

>>87576535
Redpill me on that. There's Red Hood, then Joker appears, knocks him out or kill, can't remember and assumes his role.
Right?

>>87576570
No. What the post you replied to said is pretty much it. Some think that was Joker before he became the clown.

>>87575060
Has Spoiler always been this hot?

>>87575161
Fox... you didn't just do that.

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>>87576619
She was hotter. Look at this titty monster.

>>87575276
I agree their reasoning is fucking stupid but I like their designs, powers and backstory. 3/4 ain't bad.

>>87576649
This was after she got preggo right? I'd assume if rebirth Steph got knocked up too she'd start growing glorious shamams.

>>87576699
Yeah, after she came back from Africa.
Damion Scott looks like he likes to draw his girls skinny and glorious shamans appearing of of fucking nowhere.

>>87576400
A blank speech bubble also conveys silence, so I'm not really sure if that would be classified as a mistake.

due to lack of internet access i have not read the last 3 weeks worth of comics so i have several questions

>any new dc stuff in that time
>is ms marvel good again yet
>has any previously good book gone to shit

>>87576729

Steph was Robin way before she went to Africa.

>>87575187
>Stephanie is injured by a bat-villain
>Leslie getting bitchy about the Batman's sidekicks getting caught in the cross fire
>Tim is currently not Robin-ing

Oh boy. This seems awfully familiar.

>>87575887
What is this, Marvel?

>>87575025
That is a hell of a gun to be hiding in that dress.

>>87575187
Gotham really deserves to be nuked

>>87575076
Much /co/ love, Norrin.

>>87577701
Mary Sues and Gary Stus are always a plague no matter the company.

>>87574968
Not bad issue. Thanks for the storytime.

>>87575161
Oh Fox....why didn't you just give yourself a seat instead of using the one that's in bad taste?

>>87576381
Malleable defense, yes
Proof, not entirely

It probably still hurt, but not as much

>>87576400
One of the Victim Syndicate has the power to mute people it seems

>>87575276
I like Mudface because it really gives clayface more depth. The rest are kinda meh but Clayface having to face his monstrous past could forge him into a really great character if its done right.

>>87575240
Fucking Cyborg finally getting some raep going on...

>>87575008
Ironman?

I'm really enjoying this. I wish the artist would stop putting one of Batman's eyes in permanent shadow though.

>>87575008
literally ironman

>>87581776
More like Iron Bat.

>>87580217

Yeah... I'm really more curious where this subplot goes since this started Basil has been the breakout character in this. Besides Cassandra.

>>87575008
Well that's a blatant Tony ripoff. Did DC see how popular Iron Man was and decide that they wanted one too?

>>87575161
COME ON LUKE, THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND.

>>87577612
>Tim is currently not Robin-ing
Well he has an equally goof reason for not Rpbin-ing this time

>>87575044
>You're not used to facing a problem you can't punch, are you, Batman?

Hey remember when Batman was a detective?

Is there a reason why batwoman is being a Bitch to Luke?

>>87583782
Well, He's a detective in most cases outside of fight, otherwise he's a non-lethal assassin, right?
To be fair when was the last time we saw him actually looking for clues instead of telling people what to do and fighting? I feel like it's being done off panel.

>>87575060
Cass looks really weird in this shot.

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>>87576649
>Not posting the tittiest of monsters pic

>>87583519
>We want the Iron Man audience.

>>87583860
>3860▶
>>>87575060
>Cass looks really weird in this shot.
If you think that's weird look at batman's weird ass hips and belt.

>>87583519
>>87583914
>Luke gets control of Tim's super computer.
I have a feeling this could be true if the computer starts talking to Luke.

>>87575384
>I have one power and dammit I'm gonna use it.

>>87575025
>Renee in a sexy dress
No. Just no.

>>87575140
>Anti-Fear Toxin

So adrenaline?

>>87575076
>talk over us
I wish this was not a thing

>>87575187
>I hate leslie on this page. maybe its my anger issues but if anyone put a finger into my face I would break it

>>87575161
See I really feel like it's weird that they blame Batman. You'd think they'd go after the rogues; bomb Arkham or something.

>>87584155
Plot answer is probably misguided angst
Twist answer is probably someone else pulling the strings behind the scene and manipulating the syndicate into useful idiots

Who is the villain in the next arc, do we know?

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>>87575169
>We shouldn't be focusing on branding

Really, Bruce?

>>87584223
After Victim Syndicate is a 2 part Batwoman arc prior to her solo and then a Cassandra arc involving Lady Shiva if I remember right

>>87575187
>Young Leslie

I don't like it

>>87584273
So I guess my "man behind the curtain" theory is out

>>87575076
This is retarded. Go to Arkham Asylum and murder everyone there. Level it from the Earth if you want to make a difference.

>>87577711
Dual-wielding too.

>>87577711
Probably grabbed it from someone else
But my headcanon will be that she pull them from her vagina and the guns are now wet with her pussy juice

>>87577612
This happened in Azrael all the time, except she was older so she had an excuse to be so bitchy since she's been alive longer than Bruce was.

>>87583816
Because they just lost a member of the team that Luke obviously wants to take the place of.
Batman is also being standoffish...i mean more than he usually is.
Plus, tbqhfamu Luke comes off a complete Iron-Man wannabe faggot.
Azrael joining the team would have made a lot more sense than Luke.

>>87584289
Kane was right, the LoS exist!!!!!

>>87584764
This is why I hate every Red Hood-ish story. You want to kill super villains? THEN GO FUCKING DO IT, ARKHAM IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER! WHY ARE YOU CAUSING CHAOS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY

>>87584764
Didn't Godspeed try to something exactly like that in flash

>>87585263
Because Batman has to shove his nose into other people's shit, you can excuse him thinking Metas should be able to do everything way beyond his capabilities but expecting perfection from other humans is dumber than shit when he's let multiple people die. Someone storytimed a 90s story where the KGBeast's student goes on a rampage and several people get hit directly by explosives and yet Batman doesn't bat an eye at the carnage. Anyone else he would have told them they had to be perfect and not allow a single casualty like Huntress during No Man's Land when she wore the Batgirl gimp suit.

>>87575076
Were pissed batman protecting our shitty crime filled shithole of a city so let's stop him

>>87575187
Sorry this place is such a shithole we literally have a open door for orphans or whoever the fuck, sidekicks

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>>87585154
>>87585175
Speaking of Azrael. Jean when?

>>87586666
>6666
Truly the devil will bring me more Azrael soon, especially with an extra 6 there. Also why a fucking topknot?

>>87586703
Top knott = honorable warrior is the intention.

>>87586666
Super Satan please

>>87586666
he was in the previous issue

>>87587225
Yes, helping in Leslie with people hurt from the Monster Men attack. I hope they don't make it a relationship between them since their whole thing was she wanted him to NOT rely on violence his whole life while she became a mother figure to him.

>>87574968
Thanks

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>>87574968

I wish they fired Tynion and replaced him with someone who isn't so damn bad at writing these characters.

Imagine if somebody like Chuck Dixon was doing this exact same comic. Not even a big name, not Morrison, just somebody who's consistently average.

>>87589419
>Dixon
The taco party is already boring enough without adding workmanlike procedural nonsense and merkins.

>>87589419
You might just as well ask for fucking Jurgens.
Nigga. Dixon is a mediocre middle of the road writer at best.

>>87589861
>Nigga. Dixon is a mediocre middle of the road writer at best.

My point exactly. He's average. It would be SO much better to have an average guy doing this comic. Instead of what we have, Tynion, a guy who can't write for shit, doesn't care about the characters, and only got the job because he's pals with Snyder.

>>87589913
Sorry mang but no, i can appreciate someone trying and failing more than someone never even trying.

>>87589975

Trying your best doesn't help a whole lot if your best is on the level of other peoples' worst.

>>87590059
Don't over-egg your argument.

>>87590185

I have never seen a comic from Tynion that I liked, not even in a "eh, it's okay I guess" way. Not a single one. There are worse writers than him in the world, but it's a short list, and it consists of people who are complete jokes while DC still pretends that Tynion is good enough to pilot one of their most important lines.

>>87575140
I swear this anti-fear toxin was in an actual episode of the Batman cartoon.

>>87584030
She knew Kate was going to be there, not that weird

>>87574968
Link to part 1?

>>87575076
The BLMs of Gotham?

>>87591568
here's the archived thread

http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/87241100/

>>87591197
Season 4, Never Fear

>>87575187
So just for anyone new to comics, Leslie murdered Stephanie after Black Mask beat her nearly to death to teach Bruce a lesson about enlisting children in his crusade.

This page does not bode well at all.

>>87593488
Fuck you don't think theyd have Leslie kill one of them again do you?

>>87576539
He's Alfred Stryker, the bad guy from Detective Comics #27, Batman's first appearance

>>87596276
The guy who feel in a vat of acid?

>>87596328
I thought it was a glass cell with poison gas.

>>87585321
Yes, but he also leaped over the slippery slope immediately and started killing innocent people for power.

>>87575169
Luke is so much better than Tim

>>87575076

Why is /co/ full of pussies?

>>87599837
They talk about comics and cartoons, you do the math.

>>87575076

Faggot.

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hahahaa

>>87575076
Faggot

>>87575076
I came here to laugh at you

>>87575076
You're a bitch dude. As much as I wish it would happen, nobody's gonna round up and kill all jews, blacks, mexicans, and gays. You're fine/

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>>87575076

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>>87575076

Bumping for others

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>>87596276
People keep saying that, but it's weird because I always assumed Stryker and the Red Hood were soft-retconned into being the same person.

The original red hood story had him willingly swimming away.

let's hope is not the Endgame Joker who turned into a normal person and begged Bruce to not go back being Batman

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>>87575076

Imagine if you were a supervillain and your only power was to make people shut up.

I'd just give up at that point.

>>87598964
Bait! So tasty! :)

I mean, I love Luke, but this is silly talk.