Teacup Titty Edition
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>Mindful Education:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qalyh
Download: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x04.mp4
>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Future Boy Zoltron (September 1st, 2016)
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erZmoyFeQXI
Gem Harvest (September 8th, 2016)
Tiger Philanthropist (September 15th, 2016)
Last One Out of Beach City (September 22th, 2016)
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p (fixed): https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
poel
2nd for blue diamond
SEXY
We're back, baby!
smack that ass
>implying
>>85837023
I don't know how you do it
But keep on keeping on
but what if his...
>>85837063
Why does Lars look so disgusting
>>85837008
Rose's rosebuds are a miracle of the universe
>>85837034
Lappy makes me happy
>>85837094
>>85837008
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
>>85837063
because he is transitioning. It can fuck you up when you're young.
>>85837072
penis?
When is Jeff going to NTR Steven
>Garnet won't reform a second time and look like the pilot one
>>85837008
>>85837089
You served as an inspiration.
HEY /sug/ ARE YOU OKAY?
>>85837108
>the most widely hated character is trans
Will Steven ever go to school?
>>85837108
oops, meant >>85837089
>>85837008
i've seen this picture a few times and i finally noticed the teacups on her tits.
do you still hate canada?
I JUST WANT JASPER TO LEARN HOW TO LOVE
>>85837148
Did someone have the image of Steven angry about canadians?
>>85837154
We don't stray far anon
Peri can't shapeshift so she will NEVER EVER have genitals.
>>85837154
MY DIAMOND
>>85837148
Yes, fuck the leafs
>>85837157
Jasper is FAT
Jasper is FUCKING FAT
Friendly reminder Rebecca prefers Jasper squat and FAT
>>85837154
right here nigga>tfw I'm trying to be drawfag and it's going terribly
>>85837089
Cause you have shit taste.
>>85837168
I know, but I like to see you guys.
>>85837113
Why do NTRfags always have to try and make their fetish prevalent in anything?
>>85837130
my favorite gem is corrupted and fucking poofed
but besides that im okay, still sick and tired
>>85837183
Kys poilfags
Post YFW this is how the season ends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YLlA9TkWzg
>>85837172
Not unless she reforms with them, and also reforms naked. Which isn't going to happen so who cares, gems don't care about sex anyways and have no need for it (well, except for Rose).
>>85837193
NTR is a meme. How is that not obvious
>>85837154
reporting for duty
>>85837188
Its not bad anon, in its current state it could be a stylized thing even. Just a little more detail on the face and shoes perhaps. I like what I'm seeing
>>85837191
Eh, you'll see us often enough at night when its slow and when Jasperdemption finally happens we'll have our time to shitpost at least 5 general threads. Its polite to let the others have some fun before then
>>85837008
>Fixed the OP
BLESS
>>85837188
Doesn't look terrible to me. Draw more Jasper so I can expand my folder.
>>85837219
fuck you, NTR is not a meme
i enjoy watching it with my wife's son
>>85837207
Amber and her GF were going crazy for this on Twitter like two weeks ago.
>>85837231
>>85837248
thanks but that's not what I was drawing. I was drawing this and I fucked up the body super hard
how handy
>>85837265
>I enjoy watching it with my wife's son
you got me
>>85837154
reporting in
>>85837298
Why the fuck is lion on there
>>85837290
Thats...a lot better than what you posted dude. You didn't fuck up all bad though, give her a belt and it'll fix the bottom half.
post yfw it's literally magearna
nth for Pearl x Steven is the true end.
Please, more Jasper in highschool uniforms.
>>85837308
Why the fuck does Peridot have such an evil grin
so whats the episode gonna be about exactly? what kind of conflict will there be?
>>85837154
>>85837334
>>85837329
>steven in alucard's outfit
i know this story, and it doesnt end well
>>85837154
real quick does anyone have that image of anon licking Jasper's abs?
>>85837290
It's cute
Jasper doesn't need boobs though.
>>85837337
why does Garnetlove the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
More yellow when?
>>85837223
>Jasper crying tears of laughter
I wish
>>85837390
CRUSHING PUSS
>>85837371
>>85837377
Because she saw it's creator, Elisabeth Trach touch herself as a kid.
>>85837382
>Being a YDfag is suffering
>>85837382
Disappointing season finale.
>>85837338
Steven realizes that he can make all the money that Zoltron is making through Garnet/Sapphire's future vision and opens up his own fortunetelling service, which makes Mr. Smiley go broke and eventually homeless. In the end Steven will learn that it is wrong to offer people a superior service if it messes with the established order of things.
>>85837154
Jasperfags*
>>85837356
This never fails to make me lose my shit, jesus christ.
amy is cute
c u t e
>>85837409
well, fuck me. i did not know that.
>>85837199
i can fap to this
>>85837360
what is going on here
plapis
pink diamond
>>85837366
No, but I'll post some abs if you want to do some licking.
>>85837329
What's the name of their ship?
>>85837390
Jasper will never cry because she is too determined to never show weakness
>>85837415
>In the end Steven will learn that it is wrong to offer people a superior service if it messes with the established order of things
>>85837290
Just erase the body and save the head, its better to start from scratch than try to fix something that doesn't look good to you no matter how hard you try, that's what i do.
>>85837309
yeah, I'll try fixing it in a bitor just scrap the body and go more into the face
>>85837372
I would disagree
>>85837257
>blue polka dots
C U T E
>>85837449
Hottis Hotzuli
>>85837415
Steven cosplay as robot and send more accurate or vaguely positive messages.
This will seed a future episode that people will not see coming and 2deep
>>85837417
Dude, /freaks/ is a thing, just accept it. Focus on the copycat Fags with the /clods/ shit
>>85837415
>Steven will learn that it is wrong to offer people a superior service if it messes with the established order of things.
he learned that with Fryman and Kofi feud in Restaurant Wars.
Friendly Reminder That "Tiger Philanthropist/Last One Of Beach City" Was Planned To Be Season's Finale.
Afternoon, /sug/. You know how it works: you give me requests, then I make some doodles. So shoot some at me!
What's the best SU YTP?
>>85837491
Garnet and Spike Spiegel striking cool poses, if you can.
Post yfw Sugar sinks all the ships cause stronk independent womyn who don't need no man or womyn
>>85837490
source: my ass
You're at the club and this person slaps your ass. What do?
>>85837451
This feels fake but I don't know enough about TTG to be sure
>>85837478
Don't shit on /bobs/ ok, they're cool.
these threads remind me of something
i just cant Place It
How many butterflies do you have right now, /co/?
>>85837458
Sometimes you just hit rock bottom anon
>>85837465
Well whatever you want to do, personally I think that linework is 100% useable
>>85837476
>Steven cosplay as robot and send more accurate or vaguely positive messages.
I could see that happen, he breaks the machine accidentally and Mr. Smiley forces him to take Zoltron's place
It's just dumb enough to be an actual episode
>>85837505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKmPfBRzvcY
I fucking love bees.
>>85837526
>/bobs/
I hate you.
>>85837516
suck her dick
>>85837478
Jasperfags*
>>85837515
This Indeed Is The Source Among With Episode List Shamelessly Leaked Earlier
>>85837491
Sapphire and Lapis singing a duet on a stage.
Why is she so fucking perfect bros?
>>85837549
Love you too.
>>85837526
Bob is a shit representation of their character though. If I were a Lapisfag I'd be insulted by it. The whole /freak/ thing is not only terribly accurate but completely fitting. The crystal gems are monsters and Jasper is gonna be one
>>85837467
Lapiss Laputa is a trash bag filled with hot piss
>>85837551
/freaks/*
>>85837444
skullgirls
>>85837505
Steven Jewniverse.
There's one done by WalrusGuy that was pretty good too.
>>85837583
>she
Sorry to break this to you Anon. This is the Crying Game and you are gay now.
>>85837583
>she
>>85837592
I love it when you talk to me like that
>>85837583
Literal sex incarnate
>>85837516
dance with it for a bit, it seems fun
>>85837586
Why did I have to make such a shitty meme.
>>85837338
Given how recent townie episodes have gon, he accidentally outs somebody or indirectly causes someone's death and feels no remorse
>>85837627
child sex, you fucking fogle.
>>85837605
are they actually the same faggot
>>85837589
Jasperfags*
>>85837583
crosdressing alladin
>>85837548
>"go ahead and try and hit me if you're able!"
>*thwack*
kek
this thread is way too orange and blue
post black and blue gems
>>85837589
Both are still pathetically forced memes, the only problem with /freaks/ is, it's been around longer and thus jasperfags feel entitled to it.
You guys can call yourselves whatever but do remember it was forced as fuck.
>>85837539
i was just diagnosed with depression and i have a cold
so,a lot
>>85837670
Only blue gems.
>>85837154
i rise to the call
>>85837640
She has canon sexual seductions powers.
>>85837627
maybe so but that drawing is horrifying
>>85837693
Oh hey Zoltron is voiced by Tom Kenny
Neat
>>85837694
I'll just rise.
>>85837702
>canon
I don't think you're using that word right
>>85837671
/freaks/ is hardly forced when everyone except one shitposter is using it and you're pretty much agreeing to that because if it was forced it wouldn't have lasted as long as it has already.
How is my gemsona?
>>85837627
How can anyone say no to those curves?
>>85837711
>>85837716
You can say that again, holy shit.
alexandrite and malachite fuse into your grandma's teapot
>>85837762
>>85837752
>People just start calling themselves (X) because a picture or poster used it first
>Not forced
Just remember, like that poster that made autistic names for each gem fags, /freaks/ was forced by THAT picture as well.
>>85837605
>not the 'I thought you had a penis' edit
>>85837779
Malachite will never fuse with anyone because fucking no one can deal with Jasper AND Lapis together
I need pictures, Parker
Pictures of Pink DiamondPost Rose Quartz or Lion instead and you're FIRED
>>85837785
>>85837717
Did you not watch her first episode? Both Sadie and Lars were seduced the second they saw her. Literally canon seduction powers.
>>85837259
I DONT WANT THAT PIZZA.
I WANT FREETSA!!!
>>85837788
>people continue to call themselves (X) long after the initial event
I dunno what else to tell you other than that you may be retarded
>I'M NOT WILLING TO SHATTER ANYONE BUT I'M WILLING TO LET FIVE RUBIES WANDER ENDLESSLY THROUGH SPACE BECAUSE ETERNAL LIFE IN SOLITUDE IS -WAY- BETTER THAN THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH!
Why is Steven such a fucking psycho?
>>85837779
What's her name, /sug/?
>>85837788
I agree but still
Jasperfags*
Daily reminder that we're currently in season 3, but we're forced to call it season 4 because CN halved the length of the seasons. Which makes the possibility we'll get axed before reaching a satisfying conclusion much more likely.
>>85837803
your grandma can. she knows her way around teapots
>>85837824
It stuck because no one with the brains stood up and realized using brony tier names for a specific group is retarded.
>>85837259
Peridot literally tears apart the fabric of Garnet's mind
>>85837838
>Release of death
except being shattered just means endless suffering
>>85837812
>>85837671
>>85837752
Jasperfags*
Jasper probably has lots of butterflies, not just one.
>>85837865
Being cracked is endless suffering. Being shattered is death.
Why are jasperfags so autistic?
>>85837207
Animation is pretty fun, but
>that sound quality/balancing tho
>>85837838
Mathematically, they'd have good chances of finding planets to land on.
>>85837867
>>85837887
Did you miss the cluster episode?
>>85837855
Okay so your argument for it being forced is because people who like mlp call themselves bronies. Great argument anon you sure proved yourself right
>>85837865
>this meme again
Shards of a gem are not that gem. Its like electrical impulses on a dead frog making it move. Nothing of that gem is left. That gem is dead.
>>85837898
Yeah, in a few billion years.
>>85837887
>>85837907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpodNIUkb4E
>>85837906
ASS
>>85837916
No i already provided the fact you guys use /freak/s because of that one picture.
Now i'm just saying using such names for a specific group like that is brony tier autism.
It's why no other group wants that.
So /sug/ why does Rose have Breast?
is steven a meep morp?
>>85837953
because she wanted to fuck
>>85837943>inb4 Blue Diamond is neutral as fuck but gets turned around by Steven and has a reuniting conversation with Sapphire (and Lapis if she really is part of BD's court)
>>85837950
>>85837491
Peridot witch doctor
>>85837804
>>85837444bReAkFaSt
>>85837923
Still though.
>>85837953
Rose= Tits
Garnet= ASS
Jasper= Muscles
what does pearl equal?
>>85837951
The one picture that no one remembers, yet the name is still being used. Also I hate to tell you this but "X:fags" is the same amount of autism, if anyone here cared about "autism" they wouldn't be here in the first place and they sure as shit wouldn't be posting. You are the only one here who is this ass ravaged about it and further more if you were right there wouldn't be lapisfags trying to do the whole /bob/ meme or anyone calling themselves "anything:fags" so no.
>>85837804
>>85837953
Because she seduces humans and needs breasts for that.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/w22OBQHJkYg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> pass the bleach
>>85837976I feel like Blue Diamond would try to preserve any of her courtmembers even if they were traitors. She feels way too benevolent.
>>85838010
Nose
>>85838010
I mean, some "people" are into that.
>>85838010Pearlsonality
>>85838010
noz
Thank god for Garnet's shades always carrying over.
I could do without Pearl's beak finding its way smack in the middle of every fusions face though
Plump lips stay
>>85838012
No its not. Fags means they accept their autism as waifufags and don't put on airs like they are somehow seperate from waifufags.
>>85838010
Leg
>>85837023
Make this the new Krogan Cock please
>>85838012
No one here uses any other forced names besides /freaks/
The one guy TRYING to force /bob/ is autistic and is failing hard after he tried to force names for all the other gems.
And "X"fags is a more general term that is almost used by any show with waifus.
I get you like the name because it has nostalgia but it's pretty autistic.
>>85838056
If you think anyone using /freak/ is doing anything but reveling in their autism and waifufaging then you are more delusional than I ever gave you credit for
>>85837883
it's because her life is suffering
>Connie and Steven haven't even kissed yet
This show isn't realistic at all
>>85838044
If there's one animating thing about the show that i like, it's the pouty lips the gems do from time to time.
>>85838033
I don't get "benevolent" from her at all. I get the impression she will be overbearingly conservative, in whatever ways HW gems express that, she seems like a stickler for the rules compared to YD basically being Lemon Hitler.
>>85838095
They've kissed indirectly.
>>85838102
Edea a cute.
>>85838095
They've had fusionsex several times already, It doesnt matter
>>85838127
>fusion=sex
Reee
>>85837036
I'd join her dick squad if you know what i mean
>>85837536
>>85838010Thirst
>>85837023
That's Peg.
fuck man, I just want to give Jasper a comfort hugShe's probably really fluffy with all that hair
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-warning-spoilers-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=12
The Kindergarten Kid
Know Your Fusion
Buddy's Book
Mindful Education
Future Boy Zoltron
Gem Harvest
Tiger Millionaire
Last One Out of Beach City
Stardust and Diamonds
Monster Fusion
Enemies
War Stories
Gems Night Out
Adventure Universe
Onion Land
Mr. Smiley's Tragic Backstory
Ronaldo Episode
Lapidot Confirmed
Gem Plow
Gem Cunt
Gem Thrill
Gem Harlot
Anime
Lion 4: What the Fuck
Peridot Dies I Can't Believe It
Lapis Lays a Greg
>>85838151
>garnet telling steven homosuck is shit
>>85838010
>>85838177
EAR
A
R
>>85838010
Pearl is CUTE fuck off
>>85837058
>>85837505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbWUaBvbfy8
Why doesn't Steven just ask simple question to the gems?
>>85838183
>Gem Plow
>Gem Cunt
>Gem Thrill
>Gem Harlot
Can't wait for this four part special
>>85838183
>Lapidot Confirmed
>Peridot Dies I Can't Believe It
>Lapis Lays a Greg
nice
So, any pearls yet for today? And I'm not talking about that preview either.
>>85838118
I'm basing benevolent from her appearance. We've only seen her react to insubordination from other court's gems. Not her own.
Here comes a gay thought
that may alarm you
>>85837838
They will eventually stop thinking, which isn't too different from a Ruby's normal state.
would you actually fuse with your SO or would you be constantly fighting to get shit done and struggling to get certain types of food in your mouth?
>>85838209
jesus christ lol
>>85838221
as much as freaks have begun to annoy me it wasn't a forced meme at the outset
jasperfaggotry used to be cool
>>85838242
I would fuse with Kim Jong-un so I can be threatening but not actually dangerous.
>>85838212
Crippling social anxietylike the rest of you fucking fags
>>85837130
No
My stomach hurts (still), my heart emotionally hurts, I was abandoned about a week ago, and today is suppose to be a special day
>>85838294
happy birthday anonhope it's your last you fucking cunt
>>85838271
Jasperfags*
I want to hold Pearl's hand.
>>85838322
>>85838221
Any leaks yet for today?*
I have no clue why I typed pearls.
>>85838271
I still feel bad for them regardless because some have kinda deluded themselves into believing anything to be a jasper related event.
I mean not that i can't say any fag would do this, but they would really still push for Jasper even though Steven is confirmed not able to heal corruption yet and they really want to force that to happen sooner just because it might help their waifu when Centipeetle would most likely get the treatment first.
>It's a Raven and Paul townie episode
noice
>>85838347
yeah when people push delusions you don't like on you its annoying
I LEAVE FOR 2 HOURS AND THERES A TEACUP TITTY THREAD!? JUST YOU WAIT FOR PAGE 10!
>>85838147
>>85837154
HERE FOR BEST GEM
>>85838361
https://soundcloud.com/a_fuckng_lizard/cg-crystal-gems
>>85838432
>eva plugsuit with a tiara
ew
>>85838476
holo u sloot
>>85837334
>>85838512
Y-yeah. That's the right reference all right.
>>85838530
nothing else could fit so perfectly ins- THRUST
I demand royal diamondLewds
When are the leaks going to come in today?
>>85838593
>posts futa Rose
>>85838593
>>85838610
Delete this and then delete yourself
I want to hug my fluffy haired waifu!
>>85837491
The gems fighting pepsiman.And pepsiman wins.
is rose a waifu?
>>85838192
>>85837771
fuck yes
>>85838641
Technically yes but since she's now Steven..
>>85837430
cute
>Yellow Diamond needs to see this thing
Given that Peridot was later all giddy over Yellow Diamond's apparent ability to solve any problems, why did she look so nervous when Jasper said that Yellow Diamond needed to see Steven?
>>85838641
Lapis would make a terrible wife.
Blue Diamond is best gem.
>>85838677
Because Jasper said showing YD Steven was more important than checking up on the planet-destroying weapon made of millions of dead body parts.
>>85838687
I love how I can actually imagine their voices here easily
>>85838677
Because peridot literally became a different character when the limb enhancers came off
So, what do you think the odds of Steven being able to heal corruption are?
The reason I ask is, he was scratched by the newly corrupted Jasper sure, we didn't see any blood or other markings on him aside from the damage on his shirt but maybe we can assume he was scratched, or some kind of superficial injury. Be it to himself or slightly to his Gem.
But, given that he's half human, possibly infect with corruption, he has white blood sells that would attack and create an immunity to the corruption which he can then pass through via healing saliva.
Thoughts?
>>85838675
Sisters are cute!
>>85837976
>>85838033Personaly i hope BD is manipulative as hell
>>85838727
>So, what do you think the odds of Steven being able to heal corruption are?
100%
>>85838687
Zuke's dreams are a terrifying visage, indeed.
PEARL SCREWING LIKE A PRO
>>85838742
yeah
>>85838727
I think it's a given that steven will heal corruption at some point, but probably not through the way you described
>>85838755
I think Tang did those particular pages in the colab.
>>85837516
grab her own bulge and start to fondle her tits
>>85838692
Agreed
lel, ur waifu is autistic
http://damaramegido.tumblr.com/post/149611487863/i-really-think-peridot-is-autistic-or-at-least-an
>>85838742
>>85838806
no shit
>>85838795
Practically the same person at this point.
>>85836218
Why Is SU the only show that generates these threads? No one ever asks why people like Star Vs or The Loud House, but there has to be some strange conspiracy as to why people like SU?
>>85838677
What would Yellow Diamond have done with Steven?
>>85838692
She's the best Diamond but...
>>85838830
people that want to complain but also want attention so they make post outside the general
>>85838830
the hatebase on /co/ generates these threads to get us booted off /co/.
I believe they also cause some of the occasional threads outside of /co/ since from what i've seen on /sug/ isn't actually as bad as the hatebase has made it out to be.
Only part that is genuinely bad is tumblr.
>>85838806
god why are so many tumblr layouts a fucking eyesore? Tiny text on dark foreground with a bright background makes my brain hurt
>>85838830
They are bait threads that people still fall for apparently
>>85838778
>>85838806
>acey!
>professional meme fuck
>homestuck trash in steven universe hell, >member of the tmbg meme team
nice source bb
*sits on u*
*turns pink*
MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE CLUSTER
>>85838826
Tang is better imho.
>>85838849
Try to separate him from his gem
>>85838945
OH BOY A FELLOW MEMBER OF THE FURFAG COMMUNITY
>>85837491
Space marine Jasper
would you
>>85838983
Oh God, leagues better.
>>85839008
NO HOMOSUCK IN SUG
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Does anyone if the ending song (Love Like You) has an oficial source yet? One that isn't just a collage of all the verses, I mean.
>>85839022
WOOD EYE
>>85839050
WOOD (YOU) ?
>>85839024
zuke a shit
>>85837849
the sheer volume of fanpower for SU would rival Homestuck in terms of kickstarter funds.
And knowing the crewniverse, being professionals, they would actually fucking make the final episode/movie/season that would end up getting funded.
>>85839055
Amethyst is attempting sex.
>>85838593
You rang
It's another townie episode
>>85839072
I don't like Tang or Zuke, but yeah Zuke a shit.
>>85839113
Right now?
>>85837543
That's what I figured it was gonna be.
Steven is a fusion. At somepoint in the future he will split from the Rose Quartz Gem. He will lose his powers. Rose won't reform, but something in the Gem will talk to Steven. Steven will have some adventures as a Real Boy. Then eventually he will get over what caused the split and fuse with the Gem again.
Expect model changes for Steven when he splits and then refuses.
>>85839123
>not liking Tang
>>85839115
M-my D-d-diamond
>>85839116
a raven and paul townie episode
>>85838316
You won't see your next birthdayYou lovely bitch
>>85838983
magical girl peridot
or peridot in dresses, thats nice too
>>85839115
BD's court is the superior court.
>>85839146
that's dumb you're dumb
>>85837950
>>85839115
your name?
>>85839150
I hate her less than Zuke. Better?
>>85839201
Steven saw as gosh darn butterfly while not fused with connie.
The Gem does things on its own, like it has a mind.
then there is the whole Lion issue.
Could you pop her balloons?
Why do people hate Zuke? Just because she's a lapidot fag?
Caption this
>>85837036
hot as fuck
>>85837358
Rape
>>85839285
Inflation
>>85837576
>>85837491
>Sapphire and Lapis singing a duet on a stage.
>>85839237
INSUFFICIENT
>>85839260
I don't like her personality or choice of humor. And yeah, shipping gains an automatic "No" in my book.
Zuke will juke everyone and make Lapidot canon :^)
>>85839304
Thanks dude, i appreciate it.
>>85839201
That's right though. He's half Greg and half Rose.
We're all fusions.
>>85838830
Bait, falsefagging, and newfags are the reasons for SU threads outside of /sug/ when it isn't banned.
>>85837541
I tried to fix but I didn't look right so I just got rid of it, plus I tried to fix the hair a bit. it was meant to be a quick drawing anyway so I don't mind that the shading isn't the best
>>85839329
>caring that people want fantasy people to bang
I found your problem
>>85839350
>Juking herself as well
She's too much of a pussy to do that.
>>85839310
Show me Tang's Lapis and I'll make my FINAL JUDGMENT
>>85839351
It's what I'm here for. You're very much welcome.
>>85839304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fCcswXThmA
>>85839372
I'll live
>>85839210
I go by Dead Carl on tumblr http://dead-carl-artblog.tumblr.com/
>>85837694
I arisened, i ascended, i collasped
>>85838347
The difference is that Jasper is part of the OG homeworld trio and included in the group posters, whereas Centi isn't.
Centi being healed first makes sense on a technical level, Jasper on a thematic level.
>>85839419
I'm sorry, but we actually discovered that autism is terminal.
>>85839363
The hair looks fine to me, if anything the depth on the hat brim is really too much, the arc is too perfect and the shading is a bit much, same with the left eyebrow, its a bit too sharp angled. These are just nitpicks though, its quite good from an observational perspective
>>85837113
NTR literally the worst fetish
You sick fuck
>>85839445
M8 m8 m8
>going by SDCC posters
The first poster had Jasper as a 100% villian in canon and only appeared once in the following season
>>85837457
pearlven
>>85839470
>hating shipping make me autistic
Whoa...sorry boss man, I didn't know you called the shots around here
>>85839441
Damn nigga, you do good stuff.
>>85837148
Yes. What they did was uncalled for.
>>85839510
Hating shipping doesn't make you autistic. Hating people who don't though...
Reminder Jasper is super beefy and is also terrible
t. Steven Universe
>>85839377
http://tangite.tumblr.com/post/149259861863/lapis-in-a-hotdog-suit
http://tangite.tumblr.com/post/149259620218/i-kinda-really-wanna-know-how-peridot-shows-lapis
http://tangite.tumblr.com/post/147082159848/how-do-u-think-lapis-is-gonna-react-to-bismuth
http://tangite.tumblr.com/post/144406013433/there-there
http://tangite.tumblr.com/post/143975785223/anime-isnt-real
http://tangite.tumblr.com/post/143714431293/hi-im-doing-great
http://tangite.tumblr.com/post/141230486018/ive-been-giving-my-gals-garfield-eyes
http://tangite.tumblr.com/post/141163899588/as-far-as-i-know-gems-are-nigh-immortal-unless
>>85839490
I really, really like this picture
>>85837148
Leafland will pay for its crimes.
>>85839441
got it, and checked off
thank you for your time
>>85839545
She self-inserts in these characters so hard it freaks me out
>>85839445
Jasper won't be healed first. The thing is that Centipeetle can be healed and stay with her crew, while Jasper has five thousand years of rage to be calmed and nowhere to go.
>>85837950
>>85839479
thanks man. I'll keep it in mind
>>85839535
Whoa...really made me think
>>85839538
Stevonnie/Jasper fusion WHEN
>>85839260
yea
she ships it so hard that it makes people think that lapidot will be canon
>>85839563
I think you mean Peridot.
>>85839488
>The first poster had Jasper as a 100% villian in canon
More than just in SDCC posters though, there have been multiple other group shots w/ Jasper includedpic not related. The second SDCC one having her looking much less villainy.
You follow your train of logic, but I'm going with what the crewniverse does for characters.
Sex with Lapis?
Sex with Jasper??SEX WITH MALACHITE???
>Daily Reminder that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven
>>85839630
Malachite, not even a question.
i prefer this one
>>85839600
Anytime man. If you ever need ideas I humbly request Jasper in martial arts or fighting gear. Cause we really don't have enough violent Jasper art
>>85839647
Those events will also take place at the same time.
>>85839115
nice shit senpai
>>85839617
And lapidotfags fail to face the reality that no other crew member has expressed interest in the ship, yet have for almost every other ship under the sun. Ergo, it doesn't mean anything
Let it be known that Zuke's overwhelming hard-on for the ship is based on the fact that she self-inserts as the pathetic nerd getting with the hot sadistic chick
>>85839545
>majority of them also include peridot
She does a cute Lapis, but I think I've made up my mind.
>>85839653
Good taste
>>85839630
jasper
If I don't die through the process, I'll know that the spooning at the end will be more genuine and heart felt
>>85839621messed up spoiler tags somehow
>>85839689
Well I'm gald that you learned to stop worrying and love the Tang.
>>85839685
spot on
>>85839685
People saying there's no indication of the ship becoming canon are memers and shitposters. There's subtext which could lead to it becoming real. The crew are just really good at having a poker face, besides Zuke.
>>85839781
>the lack of lapidot means it's real!!
Then Amedot is even fucking realer lmao
>>85839781
and here we have what we call
Denial
will peridot shapshift?
>>85839826
No, and she can't fuse either.
Sucks to be an era-2!
>>85839781
>ships
>becoming real
>>85837583
>all gems have predominantly female traits
>people saying "he"
>>85839441
your oc Bobble is cute! CUTE!
>>85839781
You realize this is exactly what Amedot shippers say about Amedot
>>85839781
>>85839803
>>85839811
>>85839852
People said the same thing about Jasper not being redeemable, because they said she was purely painted as a villain, and any indication that she had some major emotional baggage was just /freak/s being in denial.
Well I'm done listening to you faggots. I'm gonna listen to my instincts which have never let me down so far. I fucking promise, that if Lapidot doesn't becomes canon, it will at least become so hinted at that everyone could assume it is.
>>85839757
Nope
i wanna cum inside of rose
quartz gems are the only acceptable waifus, they make big women.
>>85839852
>What is Korrasami?
Lapidot is shit and forced.
>>85839909
>a handful of people having said Jasper won't be redeemed is comparable to lapidot becoming canon
stop
just fucking stop
i counted 7
UIGHN
>>85839781
Subtext of a character hating another and then not hating them while the other character tried to make friends like she has with many others? It's got less romantic """subtext""" than Greg/Pearl. Lots of the crew posted Jaspis shit, it doesn't make it more likely.
>>85839926
I don't see how it comes together without turning Peridot into the eternal meme and Lapis into a non-character who "developed" from having character traits to being the blue one.
>>85839845
era 2 gems CAN fuse, though
leggy is era 2
>>85839909
>>85839925
This is Cartoon Network we're talking about.
>>85839942
It wasn't just a handful of people. It was quite a lot. And most SU shippers are indeed lapidot fags. The cancer is real my friend.
>>85839563
>>85839620
she inserts as both
http://tangite.tumblr.com/post/140053656488/lapis-and-peridots-fusion-will-be-my-self-insert
I miss when Pearlmethyst was the biggest pairingat least it made more sense
>>85839826
It's called the land it's called the shape shift land
It's where you go when you die
>>85839983
And people who take pride in being cancer are the worst of the worst.
>>85839909
>People said the same thing about Jasper not being redeemable
well fuck, i didnt knew she was already redeemed; besides, one thing is character development and another one is a fucking relationship like you lapidotfags want
>if Lapidot doesn't becomes canon, it will at least become so hinted at that everyone could assume it is.
what?, so basically if lapidot doesnt go canon....it still will be canon for how it was hinted? hahaha
if we are going for hints amedot has WAY more
nyarlathotep in steven universe when?
>>85839909
Holy shit this delusion
>>85839960
This
Let Lapis have friends and a social circle, last thing she needs is to get it on on with the meme child who is also just learning about basic human emotions
>>85839926
cancer ship
>>85837108
It's fucking you up anyway. It's fucking up your endocrine system by design.
Would any of you gemfags by t-shirts with your waifu on it?
>>85839781
>There's subtext which could lead to it becoming real
Correction: there is ship tease designed to fuel fanart. There's hinting for Amedot, Lapidot, Pearlmethyst, Pearlnet, Garnidot. I'm sure you can see the problem here.
>>85839960
Nah man. Jaspis doesn't have a chance to ever becoming canon. The crew has made that incredibly obvious. Same thing goes for Greg/Pearl.
>>85840009
im sure someones made an edgy corrupt gemsona that looks similar
>>85840047
i'm not that autisticyet
>>85840047
probably
>>85840053
>Same thing goes for Greg/Pearl.
How so? I can see it happening after Mr. Greg.
>>85839892
>>85839514
>>85839558
thanks guys
>>85840053
That's what I was saying, the same is true for Lapidot.
>>85840053
>only lapidot will become canon because I say so!!
how thick can you be. Pearlmethyst has THE most Crewniverse love
it's not happening
no ship that you touch yourself to at night is happening save for Garnet and Stevonnie
So when did relationships of all things become the hot topic for cartoons?
>>85840003
Jasper is basically already redeemed in my eyes, she's just not with the main characters, which is what most people consider redeemed. She's like Sandor Clegane to me.
Why is Steven so ugly?
>>85840108
When women become the vocal fanbase.
>>85840049
Reminder Sugar and Ian encourage fans to ship any and all ships
>>85840047
yes,and will be this img
>>85840108
People ship characters because they have no real relationships
>>85840127
Look at his parents
>>85840061
but is it Nyarlathotep though?
>>85840085
Pearl doesn't want to be murder cocked. And she likes big women like Rose or Jasper.
>>85840089
Nah, Peridot and Lapis are quickly becoming friends and doing nonsense stuff together. They're basically already acting like a married couple.
>>85840107
I didn't even know Garnet/Stevonnie was a thing.
>>85840135
go to tumblr and see the hate for any ship that's not between gems
>>85840112
>hates the protag's guts
>is sided with the enemy
>has bad blood with the entire cast
>redeemed
>>85840168
And? That's the norm for tumblr. they don't reflect Sugar and Ian's opinions in anyway
>>85840169
>Isn't with protag = bad guy
I found your issue. You're a retard.
>>85840135
And they also encourage porn
I always assumed the biggest part of the fanbase didn't take shipping seriously but it seems as though all people seem to talk about is shipping.
>>85840169
Yup, on her way.
>>85840167
>They're basically already acting like a married couple.
Thanks for proving that shippers have no idea about what normal human interaction is like.
>>85840127
You're so mean.
>>85840186
yeah you're right, my bad
>>85840127
This shot really threw me off.
Goddamit Raven.
>>85840201
Some people just hate it the point they're physically shivering when someone mentions it.
And some people like shipping so much it's all they care about.
Can I have more points? this is the only one I have.
>>85840167
Pelase tell me you're joking.
>>85840167
your ship and mindset is cancer
>>85840192
i fucking love ian
The only ships that will ever happen are Rupphire and Connieverse. Everything else is pure delusion, especially Jaspis and Lapidot.
>>85840167
wow how delusional you are m8?
>>85840210
Steven a shit
Jaspidot laid an egg
>>85840252
this is so tru
>>85840169
The fact that she isn't just an asshole for no reason puts her well on her way. Jasper being "bad" is just a matter of perspective is the point, I think. Homeworld wouldn't consider her bad. And clearly Homeworld is wrong on most things, but at this point Jasper is just doing what she knows and acting like a traumatized soldier.
I don't think her character arc, if it happens, should necessarily be called "redemption". More like seeing the truth, finally. I thought the same about Peri, though, and even moreso. She was literally just a dumb kid who knew nothing and learned. There was no "redemption" there.
>>85840226
>>85840230
>>85840257
Wow, people are fucking mad because of some anon's headcanon. This is what's wrong with fans.
>>85840224
You can have this one but i'm keeping the 999,999,999,999,999,999 other Sapphire points.
>>85840298
the post was in response to the assertion that Jasper is "basically redeemed"
no she fucking ain't
>>85840306
nope
im mad because its trying to impose his headcanon, that's why im pissed
>>85837207
Was this a joke? It flip flops between cool and childish as fuck.
>>85840252
>Rupphire and Connieverse are safe
Good, you fell for the trap.
>>85840306
Someone arguing their personal canon is fact deserve to be corrected. Also fuck all your stupid personal canon, loser.
>>85840306
I bet you posted it
>>85840252
Possibly Lars-Sadie and Ranaldo-Jane too, though.
>>85837922
They're still able to communicate as shards, just telepathically.
>>85840306
It didn't seem like it was your headcanon
cannons and cannonballs
>>85839630
>wanting sex with Malachite
>not wanting to sacrifice yourself to her in order to satisfy her bloodlust
>>85840341
>Imposing head canon
Haha, fuck no he wasn't. He was just stating why he felt like it might become canon. You're the one who really felt the need to "correct" his view. And for what? How does it benefit you in the slightest?
>>85840306
>try to pass retarded bullshit as fact
>get called out on it
>y-you're just mad!!
>>85837761
Repeat after Kevin: "That's two kids! I'm out!"
>>85840375
Chille Tid was so damn good, and Log Date
Zuke/Hilary is slippin
>>85840224
That artist's due to put out another batch this week, including Rose points apparently. MORE POINTS SOON.
Fucking Tang, this one actually got me
>homosuck
please no
>>85840390
you're right
my bad
>>85840390
PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE TUMBLR
>>85840395
>Implying you're not mad
>can't help but respond to every post made
kek
>>85840252
I ship both (and then some) and I agree
>>85840390
>Haha, fuck no he wasn't
>They're basically already acting like a married couple.
>And for what? How does it benefit you in the slightest?
Not gonna lie, chewing idiots out makes me feel good.
And stop pretending you're not the guy who posted it.
>>85840409
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
>>85840169
>>85840329
Yeah, but she's clearly set up for it now.
Like, Earthlings basically cemented a whole arc for her to go through with various traits.
>Her belief that you only get what you deserve, only to be corrupted in the end
>Her belief that if you don't belong you should be purged, which was made more ironic upon finding out she's with the wrong Diamond
>Her desire for a fusion that wouldn't be horrible and make the person she fused with want to leave
>Her whole relationship with the shattered Pink Diamond
>The corruption itself
And probably more that I'm forgetting.
However, there's still a major hurdle to her getting any form of redemption.
Something HAS to come up about Pink Diamond's death that would allow Jasper to have any amount of forgiveness towards the Crystal Gems.
Lapis only got to where she is now cause it turned out Homeworld was the one that really imprisoned her, and the CGs just were the reason it happened. That spread the blame enough for her to at least tolerate them.
But if Rose did shatter PD straight up like we've been led to believe, then Jasper has no reason to ever give the CGs an inch, even if they do heal her.
>>85840390
you're just fishing for replies and to be honest you're doing a great job at it.
For /int/ gemfags:
1) Were the gems renamed to correspond to their respective minerals in your language?
2) If yes, what are some of the names you like and others you wish were kept English?
For instance the Russky dub kept pretty much everyone as is except for Jasper who they translated into Yashma. Well, and Lapis is Lapis Lazurit. I'm guessing that they only did it because Yashma sounds much more like a girl's name. And I'm guessing Pearl is translated in every language, she's Zshemchyug in russian.
>>85840430
Let me guess, next you're gonna say you were only pretending to be retarded.
>those are ice shards
>lapis and sapphire have ice powers
>tfw they were both originally white diamond gems
STOP TALKING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND START TALKING ABOUT BODIES.
>>85840353
>>85840354
>>85840395
>>85840443
>post personal opinion
>get's ass blasted by people who really, really care too much
>>85840049
The "hinting" for pearlnet and garnidot was never in a way that would suggest they could be in love or anything. Just attraction. Like friends that care about each other and would maybe bang but not actually date
SU's about all kinds of different relationships, people gotta stop looking at ships in black and white, canon or not-canon terms
>>85840425
...b-but I'm /pol/
>>85840509
Too much implying on the shards as those could be anything type of shards or just diamonds in general.
>>85840519
>>85840519
that kinda scared me , but sure
>>85840524
>personal opinion
>not reading the post chain in which they try to prove their ship is already canon
>definitely not the person who posted it in the first place
Nice try trying to warp reality lel
Post your favorite non-lyrical song from the show. I'm curious.
Mine at the moment is
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/151009-mixdown-165bpm-pearlbot-vs-peribot
>>85840533
Which Beach City beach is best beach?
>>85840484
>Dutch: yes
Parel. I just like the sound of it in dutch
Leeuwtje (Little Lion)
Uiknul (Onion dude)
Peridoot, sounds like Peri-dead
Jaspis
>>85840484
You can get the main CGs in most languages from here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2Y-OLbscKc
Also... this came up in youtube when i searched, so, here,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZcU9W2h94
>>85838687
lapis-aint-no-wifey.jpg
>>85840252
This is true, I really doubt any ships are going to be canon other than Connie and Steven.
>>85840564
yeah, I'm original poster, but I fail to see how that actually changes anything. I didn't say it was canon, I'm saying it could become canon like Korrasami, which is true. If the crew decide to go with it, then it could happen.
i want blue diamond tomolestyellow diamond
>>85840559
It looks like she's standing on waves/water and flinging diamond-shaped ice shards like malachite did
That is my basis anyway
Who is the SU version of Kiritsugu?
>>85840589
First video has been blocked in my cunt, got any other link?
>>85840592
yeah that one
>>85840604
>if Lapidot becomes canon, then Lapidot becomes canon
ok
>>85840609
Sapphiredoesn'tapprove of tis.
>>85840509
>white diamond gems
The mural, at least before, was assumed to be all of the Diamonds minus pink.
The middle one was thought to be Blue.
That said, it doesn't look like her at all, and really only the white diamond on the left looks like the mural.
So we don't know who that figure really is for sure that Rose was fighting.
Sucrose's singing ain't half bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOEO6NHxg1k
>>85840559
Post more sapphire please
>>85839072
>>85839123
When did /sug/ love for zuke and tang become hate?
>>85840619
Pearl.
Look at this cutie
>>85840631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgt2ySPYOuE
This one has more of them.
>>85840638
> If x=5, and y=5, then x=y.
yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying.
>>85838512
do you live under a rock
>>85840577
>Jaspis
"Yaspis" is the antiquated name for Jasper in Russian, now it's Yashma. I still find it weird that they didn't go with Hrizolit for Peridot, but went with the Russian names for the two other Homeworlders.
>>85840604
If anything's becoming canon it's a pairing between the mains. Lapidot will just be kept as shipping bait. And as for mains we already got Connieverse and Pearlmethyst.
>>85840651
>Sapphire can't see the voidstuff
>>85840656
Contrarions
>>85840651
I can't.
>>85840519
what a weird cutiemark
Here Comes a Thought
>>85840683
I don't feel like that would be true from a storytelling perspective. Side characters would be way more likely to be shipped in canon precisely because they're not as important. I don't see Pearlmethyst of happening simply because of that, though I guess it's not impossible. Also Pearl likes big women.
>>85840656
Lapidot.
>>85840484
>garnet
>amethyst
>and ZSHEMCHYUG
>and steven
>>85840665
Unavailable in my cunt.
>>85840714
That might alarm you
>>85840697
can one still post ascii art?
4chan removed a lot of postable characters years ago
>>85840714
PEAK OIL, STEVEN
>>85840656
Lapidot
>>85840642
What's weirding me out is that now RQ =PD=100% BTFO, why were the story boards depicting a skinny person with a different haircut in place of Rose there?
You'd think whatever story being depicted in the mural is a major part of the story in the past, not something that'd be changed up with some board revisions
>>85840729
Then just find one that fucking works in your cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=steven+universe+different+languages
>>85840656
Same shit as always in this shithole, shipping woes.
>>85840726
So basically once someone on the crew threatened to do something a bunch of people, exclusively hateful 4chan users, didn't like they turned on her.
Wow.
>>85840168
Nobody minds Amethyst with Vidalia.
>>85840722
Just saying that if you're going to compare it to Korrasami then a canon pairing would have to involve at least one or two of the main characters.
Lapidot could become canon but I don't think it'll be getting that much focus at all due to the two of them being mere side characters.
And Pearlmethyst has been teased throughout the entire series plus it's the pairing that is supported by the whole of crewniverse- there must be a reason for that.
>>85840722
>Pearl likes big women
>her obsession with a single fat gem defines her "tastes" from then on
>>85840640
she's still gonna do it
this is gonna be a fuuun ride to page 10
>>85840642
>>85840745
For all we know the Blue might have fought Rose, lost, then reformed and became the coward we see in The Answer.Also Jasper states you can reform yourself outside your purpose.
>>85840772
Yea, generally people don't like people who stuff they don't like more than people that do stuff they like.
>>85840788
>>>/out/
>>85840484
In Spanish; Garnet = Granate, Pearl = Perla, Amethyst = Amatista, Peridot = Peridoto, Jasper = Jaspe, Lapislazuli = Lapislazuli.
Most latin derived languages kept sharing pretty similar names for minerals anyway.
>>85840772
What the fuck are you talking about? Back to tumblr, cunt
>>85840640
Because it reminds her when BD used to do it to her?
>>85840727
You meant:
>Granat
>>85840788
Stop shitposting Homura.
>>85840778
You know what, I don't see where you coming from since I didn't notice any Pearlmethyst being touched on in the show, but I'm not going to get mad and try and correct you either. Cause I think caring too much about someone's else's headcanon is something only losers do.
>>85840168
it reminds me of when tumblr said dingo was a pedo for saying shipping stevidot was fine
>>85840808
but I'm /pol/
>>85840745
Maybe they had a different plan before, but they decided to bring Rose into it more directly?
Or maybe they wanted it to be unclear that it's Rose but decided to make it clearly her.
>>85840797
No anon, the pyramid is post war, it uses the 3 triangle symbol that they use in the handship/ruby ship.
>>85840824
>>85840804
just testing folks
juuuust testing. Maybe posting SU ascii art would be rad.
Imagine Lapis
>>85840846
Dingos are well known to have a thing for babies.
>>85840833
>didn't notice any Pearlmethyst
>only notices lapidot
you fucking skip season 1 or what
>>85840656
I personally don't care about shipping. The novelty just wore off.
>>85840803
Yeah, but it's one thing to just not like them, it's another to be outright hateful and shit on them constantly because they do some shipping on the side. That' tumblr levels of retarded.
Why is it always lapis pictures that have ridiculously long file names that mess up my mobile browsing experience?
>>85840856
It's the same thing now. Both /tumblr/ and /pol/ want fascism.
>>85840881
...yes
I'm still looking through becca's likes and aw, jeff made a rachael and penny animation for zuke on her birthday once
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/94010064914/jeffliujeffliu-quick-birthday-gif-for-lauren
>>85840807
Rose Quartz = Cuarzo Rosa, Sapphire = Zafiro, Ruby = RubÃ, (Blue, Rose, Yellow and White) Diamond = Diamante (Azul, Rosa, Amarillo y Blanco).
>>85840656
lapidot
>>85840900
i'm /pol/ and not fascist :^)
>>85840570
or maybe this one
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-watermelon-1
>>85840912
Pathetic fucking shipfags. Evidence RIGHT HERE that they're all cherry picking truth deniers
>>85840943
>there is a /pol/ lapidotfag that skipped season 1 in this thread RIGHT NOW
smol
>>85840922
>Zafiro
More likeZorro
>>85840922
que onda chavos
el aglomerado saluda
>>85840484
germany, nope
terrible dub though
>>85840890
it gets to these levels because everybody will never stop talking about her
I imagine if people kept asking "hey guys do you like katie? what do you think of katie mitroff??" every single day people would find reasons to hate her too
>>85840740
There is absolutely nothing wrong with lapidot. A cute thicc nerd paired with a smoking hot emo is a victory for everyone. Prove it wrong, you can't.
>>85840958
Hey, what did I JUST say about caring about this kind of shit?! Only losers waste this much energy on caring about shipping! You're not a loser, are you?
>tfw a ruby could beat the shit out of you
>>85840968
>La/pol/dot
>>85840915
>those designs
Does Zuke just like Lapidot because they resemble her webcomic characters
>>85840730
What someone said
everything in the general is nice until lapidot gets involved somehow...
>>85840968
i'm not that other guy
poil is mai waifu
Serves that bitch right; I hate Connie, she has literally no reedeming qualites, and the last epsiode just proved it right; look at this ohh woe is me Steven, I just pushed a kid wah wah I'm very suicidl now wahh; but steven's like yo biathc i had to pop a nigga ya know what i mean? like nigga ah had to look somene die of herione addiction and u think that u pushing some kid is bad hahatry living in my shoes; but steven's ultimatley a cuck, because he isn't, but wishes he isn't and out of this negation of a wishing comes the true cuckoldry; on the other hand i would argue pearl is also a p big cuck but just because she has the idea of cuckoldry down but is like don juan only with bulls, prepping and prepping and then comes greg and boy does she hate greg's murdercock, and now she's empty;
garnet is the perfect cuck, cucking internally, extranlly, and spreading cuckoldry; her cuckness never ends, sapphire uccks ruby and ruby cucks amethitst so they just cuck and cuck like a rooster
>>85841009
she has a type I guess
hot + nerd
otherwise they don't act like like lapis and peri
>>85840890
where do you think you are
>>85840993
Well this is /sug/, where talk about SU related stuff, and Zue is SU related so of course she'll be talked about. Same reason why we talk about Jasper in every thread, and Peri, and Sugar and even lesbians and fusions. Point is, being mad about this is kind of pointless, since the reason they talk about it is the very reason people come here in the first place.
Lapidiot
>>85841001
I always kind of wonder given gems all seem superstrong/durable if Peridot is also stronger than a person
>>85841019
people hoard a lot of salt about it
>>85840995
Oh don't be silly. You know relationships like that don't exist.
WAIT...you DO know how relationships work, right?
>>85840833
Pearlmethyst had some pretty big moments and if you don't notice them then I don't know how you would after having someone point them out.
I wannabooppearl on thenose
>>85840860
It's post-PD, not necessarily post-war.
Though you gotta think, why did the Diamonds pull a Damnatio Memoriae on Pink Diamond if she was an ally? They erased all knowledge of Pink after whatever happened to her, so that the only people who know about Pink were Era 1 Gems, most of which are probably corrupted by the Diamond Song.
Only Eyeball and Jasper seemed to know about PD, and we know Eyeball is an Era 1 Ruby due to how light her skin is (Gemstones lose their color and saturation the more light/heat they receive, so older gems will be paler than younger ones).
>>85838183
underrated post
>>85841001
yeah I think of Gems as like stands, even the shittest can never be defeated by peak humans
I do this mistakenly though, Connie could defeat some corruptos or rubies, and Pearl's fight with Sugilite could have easily been a fight between Sugilite and a human that's better at dodging
>>85841073
Pearlmethyst is the OG ship
>>85841047
katie is another boarder, that's why I used her as an example
the point is that zuke is hyper focused on compared to anyone else
>>85841074
I wanna seeZukehug theCluster
>>85838183
loving every laff
>>85841074
Amethyst please
>>85840772
Look at this retard.
>>85841092
i think zuke gets more attention because of the shippers; she's the queen of lapidotfags ffs
>>85841077
>why did the Diamonds pull a Damnatio Memoriae on Pink Diamond if she was an ally
Because Rose was FRAMED in the shattering of PD
And Jasper and the rest never saw earth enough to make the connection that the diamonds hate her, and the erasing of her symbol on Homeworld and in current HW tech like the Handship is easily interpreted as "being respectful to the dearly departed"
>>85841126
Found the Jew
>>85841082
Nah, Pearl's way beyond peak human given her boulder kicking and super leaping, not to mention being able to survive being hit by Sugilite at all
>>85841135
People wouldn't care about her fat ass otherwise
do you think Lapis and Garnet would get along
I cant see them being friends
>>85841092
well I don't even know who Katie ships or what characters she likes or her sexuality desu
she doesn't give us any info to frenzy about
>>85841135
Zuke gets attention because she's active on Twitter, is a natural shitposter (and the content of her episodes reflects that, which is why I don't like her) and is openly gay. Tumblr loves her and by extension so does half of /sug/
Zuke being a Lapidot shipper wasn't a widely known fact until a few weeks after Barn Mates, but she was a meme practically from day one
>>85841147
>PD shattering was a ruse
This is also the only way Jasper can be redeemed
>>85841082
you could for sure kick peridots ass without limb enhancers. She couldn't even hurt steven
>>85841212
>she slaps him
>Steven: Ow, that hurt!
>Catch and Release
>>85841212
But Steven's superhuman now, he's at least as strong as two big guys
>>85841182
ouch
>>85841229
hurt as in cause actual bodily harm, maybe I should have been more specific
>>85841229
>slapping a kid
>expecting them not to react
>>85841188
I thought Lapis and Sapphire would have something in common but Lapis didn't react at all so i'm guessing they'd have to do with Garnet and Lapis interaction which they'll just have to make up.
>>85841188
She hated Peridot and now will play an instrument while standing next to her, I could see them getting to that point.
>>85838183
>Gem Plow, Gem Cunt, Gem Thrill, Gem Harlot
>right after Lapidot Confirmed
Lapis lures Peri into a relationship, only to pimp her out to every high ranking gem in space.
>>85839147
Alas, poor Stephan, a fellow of infinite jest is what I would have liked to say, but the runt was never that funny.
>>85841188
she high fived with ruby so you can say she'a halfway into friendship with garnet
>>85841262
That annoys me
Lapis and Sapphire were RIGHT THERE in the same court! Wait shit. The Answer took place on earth right?
>Lapis in Same Old World: "I was only supposed to be on earth a short time."
Just how many short trips did Lapis make to earth, and WHY?
>>85841196
you have a point with the meme status
her tweets were really weird man...
>>85841176
I'm not saying she's weaker than peak human, my point is that the fight wasn't won based on her offensive capabilities (except for breaking the ledge and being in the air), so Solid Snake could have done the same with a cypher and some C4
>>85841077
Well, going by how Peridot acted when first seeing the CGs, it seems most likely that the Diamonds kinda erased most knowledge of the rebellion.
Peri didn't even seem to know the Crystal Gems at first, but afterwards she thought they were just violent, angry rebels that kill and betray everything.
Them having shattered PD was probably not something the Diamonds want to be easily available knowledge in case future rebellions get any ideas, but it doesn't seem like they completely erased record of the war.
>>85841147
>>85841210
It's definitely the easiest way to get Jasper on board, with Rose being basically Batman from the Dark Knight, taking the responsibility of the murder.
Except that really doesn't make sense cause you'd think the rebels would be all over exposing the Diamonds killing their own.
And it makes Rose's actions clean again, which kinda ruins the whole point of it.
There's likely more to PD's shattering, but I don't think it was something as simple as "Rose didn't do it, she was framed"
>>85841328
>solid snake VS Alexandrite
>>85841210
>ruse
>rose
How is Pearl weak? She sliced right through 3 Jaspers and one Ruby fusion and faced off against one massive Jasper.
>>85841371
Their weren't PERFECT Jaspers and you don't even know for certain if they were Jaspers
>>85841371
Pearl isn't weak, its just Jasper is probably one of the strongest quartz solders homeworld has made.
>>85841340
Alexandrite is less potent in combat than more evasive fusions like Garnet or Smoky I think in this matchup, and a sticky or rpg to any of her four gems would end the fight I think
Snake wins no problem
Hey /sug/
Doing requests
keep it cleanish
>>85841147
Garnet lying to Steven given the context in Bubbled wouldn't make sense though. Rose shattered PD.
>>85841414
If Snake'd have a Nikita he would win for sure.
>>85841426
Steven skateboarding with a gem of your choice
>>85841371
They were just quartz soldiers. We don't know what a generic quartz is like, since our only references are
>Amethyst, the overcooked runt
>Jasper, the "perfect quartz"
>Rose, literally Gem Jesus
We have yet to see a garden variety quartz. The kind Garnet and Bismuth can plow through battalions of.
>>85841427
Rose keeps secrets even to her confidant. Was Garnet present?
>>85841426
do you have any "im not drawing this shit" policy?
>>85841436
>nikita
Stinger is better
>>85841426
Jasper in wandering nomad clothing meditating in Garnet stance atop a large crag in Red Kindergarten while Amethyst practices rollout on rocks
Tell the truth, Jasperfags, if you hugged Jasper to comfort her and she would hug you back, would you survive? If not, why aren't you working out as we speak? Do you even truly love her?
>>85841427
>Blue Diamond told Rose she's call off the multiple kindergarten plans for earth if she'd snuff PD
>Rose actually did it the madgem
>>85841426
gems lifting weights
>>85841461
If I can put it on this board without getting banned, i'll do it
>>85841478
jasper knows how to control her strength
>>85841426
Lapis trying on sandals
>>85841478
>implying I don't like my back getting broken
>>85841450
No but eyeball was. Rubies are too dumb to lie.
>>85841478
>tfw I'm curling between shitposts
I do truly love her, and no matter how strong I became by natural means, she would likely kill me
I believe becoming more muscular would lower my chances of survival though. When you hug nothing, there's a space between your chest (lewd jasper puffs) and arms, so my goal would be to be small enough to survive being compacted into that space if I wanted to survive a hug from Jasper. I don't mind dying this way though, I just want her to be impressed by me.
>>85841469
Oh yeah, you're right. Phantom Pain made me forget that shit.
>>85841546
Phantom Pain??
I'm a Sons of Liberty fag talking about shooting down RAYs with the Stinger
>>85840484
From what I've seen on Youtube, the Norwegian version translates the gem names, which mostly turns out close to the English version (Perle, Ametyst, Peridot) but with the added perk that Granat (Garnet) also means grenade. Kind of cool.
>>85841573
What I mean is that I fucked up the names after playing TPP. It's been a while since I played Sons of Liberty. Anyway, Alexandrite would be toast if Snake would have a stinger.
>>85841333
Even if Rose was framed, there'd be no way to convince Jasper that was true.
>>85841478
>Tell the truth, Jasperfags, if you hugged Jasper to comfort her and she would hug you back, would you survive?
Yes, because she knows how to manage her strength around humans. Look at how she took off her helmet when she beat Steven with her head. If she was using full strength his head probably would have exploded.
Lappy'sfunbags
>>85841581
The intro of that episode leaked from France had the same thing Pearle Ametyste Grenatand Pierre
>>85841490
Which one
>>85841623
Jasper and Amethyst
but the weights are rocks
>>85841643
Ok, I'll try
See you next thread
>>85841623
Any, maybe Pearl and Garnet
>>85841643
Not me you piece of shit
>people writing NSFW fics of corrupted Jasper
o joy
>>85841675
>>85841643
D E V I L I S H
>>85841643
>>85841666
>>85841675
Hahjahah request SNIPED.
>>85840727
>Dutch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBF6cL_3aZg
>>85841501
>>85841614
Steven is super durable, he falls from 50+ feet with no damage and he got his face smashed and lights blown out. It's also safe to say that she knows little to nothing about humans and was judging the amount of power to use strictly by Steven's size, only his quartz durability saved his head from popping like a watermelon. Also with the way things are going for her now, she would be emotional.
>>85841544
What a defeatist attitude, if anything, Jasper would hate that the most.
>>85841616
There aren't any.
>>85841679
oooh, nice
>>85841690
>>85841693
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S THE FIRST TIME A DRAWFRIEND EVEN REPLIED TO ME
>>85841760
Nonbelievers.
>>85841772
The ordeal made me laugh to tears if that means anything
>>85841757
>It's also safe to say that she knows little to nothing about humans
She was born on Earth, knows what humans are, and humans died during the Gem War. It's not unreasonable to think she would know enough to manage her power. Using her helmet only poofed Amethyst, so why take her helmet off at all for Steven?
>>85841772
>tfw senpai acknowledges you but it isn't actually you
>>85841426
jasper with the dragonslayer sword
>>85841809
I aim to please
>>85841848
She would know as much as that humans are made of meat and don't poof. But when would she ever had to keep herself from hurting a human?
>>85841862
it's just like a nightmare version of my animes
>>85839711
Given her line about wanting a gem to stay with her after fusion, I imagine Jasper would be quite the cuddler
Greg should remarry and it's gonna be Lapis.
>>85841772
maybe because your requests are boring and vague as shit, rather than descriptive and specific as dog's shit with undigested grass cud in the mix with
How did you feel about Rose breaking the 4th wall?
>>85841961
Not them but
I'm gonna request dog Jasper squatting down right before taking a doggie dump. Poop not drawn
>>85841953
Greg never married.
>>85841978
you mean the rose that was conjured up from stevens and connies mind breaking their own fourth wall?
that one?
>>85841978
it was kektacular
>>85841990
fuck you "not them"
worst namefag in every thread
put on a trip so I can filter your clowny ass once and for all
>>85841961
chill breh
>>85842034
I'm chill I was only trying to be clever while making a point
>>85842018
>he doesn't idolize and screencap Not Them But's every post
>>85842005
Dont put your fetish shit in here
>>85842061
are you stupid by chance?
>>85842000
Then explain the big rock his girlfriend had on her person
>>85842053
I am NotSpartacus
Winged termites are the worst thing ever
Homeworld was right
>>85842091
Pearl is clingy like that
>>85842091
She already had it before meeting Greg.
Leaks when?
>>85842153
thursday
>>85837973
Now that I think about it did rose just suddenly deside to tell everyone last minute or did not tell them at all?
>>85841961
I feel like this sort of claim needs the adjudication of drawfriends,
Do you prefer vague requests that give you more scope to be creative? Or specific ones that are easier to think through and make?
Edgy steven
Universe
Theory
what iflapidot is cannon
>>85842204
Depends on skill level. This one's monicker contains the word "shitty" so it's not surprising he went for the simple one that gives him much freedom
I'd say generally don't include backgrounds either if it's a request on 4chan, not even incase does requests with specific backgrounds iirc
if they say "quick" then brevity is favored I'm sure
>>85842251
Zuke comes back to life
>>85842204
If what I heard is true, drawfags have the imagination of a brick. That's the only explanation to why they are fishing for ideas on an internet shitposting board.
>>85839489
Damn, I'm hardly able to find any of it.
>>85842251
>cannon
Zuke should be arrested for unauthorized possession of working artillery
>>85842251
a river of semen
new brad when
>>85842282
good point
>>85842153
my ass is leakin
>>85842350
Fuck off brad don't make me come down there
>>85842425
>>85842425
>>85842425
>>85842425
Okay let's roll out
give me link of lewd gems doin lewd thing
also do /sug/fap[
to gems
>>85842429
Check the catalog before making a new thread next time.
>>85841528