/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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how the fuck was steven made?

is there any theory of how it happened?

biologically that is
rose was a fucking rock for fuck's sake

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>>85832179
SPACE
ROCK
MAGIC

>>85832179
Well , for now we only know that rose gave up her physical form to make steven so... Thats the only theory available i guess.

Does polonium count as a mineral?

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Post non-runt Amethysts.

>>85832179
Rose Quartz shapeshifted eggs that had an approximation of human DNA and then attached her gem to the fetus.

>>85832200
maybe?

Post radioactive gems!

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So do you think bubbling a skill that all gems naturally have?

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>>85832179
They're never going to come out and say it, yo. Asking this question is basically like asking "how big is Greg's dick?" Or "Does amethyst poop." shit, like, maybe, dog.

The fan theories that I've heard have taken all kinds of approaches. One I think is interesting is that Rose shapeahifted a functional uterus for nine months and that killed her, but that theory doesn't really explain why or how Steven got his gem. It's a show about space waifus just let this stuff happen.

>>85832179
Rose shapeshifted the required organs. Of the Crew stated this in a blog post.

I want to hold Pearls hand

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i want more jasper and lapis angst

who here is wearing denim

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THIS IS NOT ADVERTISING.

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I want steven to drive his van into connie's heart, but how can he do that when he looks like a 6 year old and she's 12. Will he ever grow?

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>>85832288

Get your unhealthy rape fetish ship out of my pure thread. Friendship and love and trust forever.

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>>85832294

>>85832288
>>STEVIDOT THREAD

>>85832245
Amethyst pooping (or at least peeing) is canon

https://youtu.be/wJPRE8x9sqM

>>85832179
>>85832245

But Amethyst pooping is already confirmed, and so is part of Steven's birth: We know Rose was pregnant with him and gave birth to him like a human via shapeshifting.

>>85832245
i thought rebecca sugar confirmed gregs dick is at least 12 inches. i have no source sorry

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If you don't understand what this image and its filename are saying, you are literally mentally retarded.

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>>85832294

>>85832211
Gems can't maintain constant shapeshifts. She'd have to produce genetic material for herself at the atomic level, hold it long enough for sufficient cell production, then release the form and pray it doesn't result in deformity. And the kid would be human.

>>85832306

So is Rose having a child. What's your point? You wanna watch the birthing video?

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TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL

>>85832321
And Steven is pretty much a human while mom is dead

>>85832341
more like shotacon squad

>>85832344
stop posting depressed pearls

>>85832312
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>>85832344
Why are you reposting all these pics from last thread?

>>85832301
"sigh... i miss raping jasper..."
"it's okay to miss raping jasper!"
"thanks peridot"

>>85832354
i think they want this thread deleted

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>>85832334

TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL

>>85832354
To get us to the image cap faster

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I only hope Peridot loses her fusion virginity to Steven.

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>>85832364

>>85832245
>Everyone said the same about asking how gargoyles pooped
>It was confirmed that their stone was poop many years after the show ended

You just have to be patient.

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>>85832308

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>>85832354

Let's just hit the image limit as fast as possible and burn the whole thread down.

>>85832324
With Ian making slurping noises for Greg fucking Rose

>>85832372
PLEASE DON'T BE LAPIS PLEASE DON'T BE LAPIS PLEASE DON'T BE LAPIS

>>85832372
I think she will fuse with Pearl first.

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DEATH TO THIS THREAD

>>85832380

Oh good.

In the future, I'll never have to not know how poop is made again. Thank god.

>>85832372

I wonder if Steven will fuse with Lion

>>85832354
They are not, because the old thread is still up, and it wouldn't be possible to repost the same images

>>85832395
lets hope someone makes titty teacup and dosen't get deleted.

>>85832340
He has gem powers that affect his physical form. He's half gem.

Seems more reasonable that Rose's physical projection was being 'corrupted' with Steven. His birth marking the replacement of Rose's mind with his human one, and sacrificing the remainder of her form to allow for Steven's continued growth.

I wonder if Amethyst will fuse with my dick

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Its a Stevonnie/Connie episode.

>>85832402
Same pictures, different files.

>>85832432
Compare them

>>85832347
more like shOTACON squad

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>>85832294
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>>85832320
okay so I'll be honest I started coming here about a week ago and spent the week before that in the undertale general memeing it up because I tried and failed a genocide again so I'm very new.

Why is this causing such anger?

>>85832232
If I recollect, weren't Peri unaware she can make a bubble?

Then, sure. There is a probability all gems can materialize a bubble, some aren't unaware of it.

>>85832439
Why.

>>85832461
because if fandoms can't be purged completely, they should at least be quarantined from each other so they dont cross-contaminate and evolve from cancer into supercancer

>>85832361
10/10

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>>85832461

>>85832281
>hold
You mind spoiling that next time? You're on a Christain board. No lewdness.

>>85832439
Now I remember! You're that fag who insists everyone use high-res images!

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>>85832179
Do you even watch the show nerd?

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all i want is for jasper and amethyst to form an unbreakable sisterly bond

that's not too much to as for is it?

>>85832515
I'm only here for the waifu rocks

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>>85832522
No because thats exactly what you're going to get

Just how racist is White Diamond going to be?

>>85832545
what.

THIS IS A STEVIDOT THREAD NOT JASPER THREAD YOU IDIOTS

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>>85832522
It has to happen.

>>85832298
>Will he ever grow?
Yeah, once he decide he want to be like Garnet and stay Stevonnie forever.

And the message; [the Beatles All You Need Is Love playing audible in the background.]

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>>85832552
Hi

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>>85832316
anon calm down
The title didn't actually load for me when I first opened the link

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Alright anons, i know this theory may have been brought up about a trazillion times but I think Pearl was Pink Diamond's pearl.

my proof lays mostly on how she reacted when Navy mentioned Pink diamond's shattering by Rose's hands. Compare pearl's reaction to that of Garnet and Amethyst. They simply look uncomfortable but not that bothered. Instead, Pearl turns her head around and covers her mouth and is on the verge of tears. Pearl should have already known about Rose shattering PD, so why is her reaction so over-the-top? Is it because, deep down, she still has an attachment to Pink diamond and remembering what happened to her still leaves a deep impact on her?

Also the way she covers her mouth seems like she's trying very hard to hold herself back from saying something very important.

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A B S
B
S

>>85832361
Talking about poor reading comprehension.

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Reminder that sapphire and lapis aren't virgins

>>85832556
But if they were a permafusion would Stevonnie age? What about when Connie ages to be an adult woman would Stevonnie still look the same now?

WHY DOES STEVONNIE HAVE BREASTS WHEN NEITHER OF THEM DO

>>85832566
Jumping on this. Our Pearl was a gift from White Diamond to Pink Diamond.

>>85832566
I think it's more about how she feels for Steven hearing this news so suddenly

>>85832294
br?

>>85832545
no context in sight

>>85832587
Diamonds don't give gifts.

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Pink Diamond did nothing wrong

>>85832391
>prominent chest
Ha, you wish.

>>85832582
you are tho

>>85832603
vamos começar uma thread internacional!

>>85832592
Oh sure that could be it, too. but i think it's a more sound theory that she used to belong to PD. I mean, just look at her hair color, it's pink.

>Sour Cream has hit a wall of sorts
>Yellowtail still all mumumuh
>Vidalia says that if he's stuck and not able to create anything, he might as well throw yellow tail a bone and go fishing
>Begrudgingly, Sour Cream accepts
>on the ship
>Yellowtail is making Sour Cream bust his ass
>Trying to bond
>Sour Cream isn't feeling it
>finally, after a long, fishy day they finish for the day and take in the sight of the sun setting over the ocean horizon
>Waves
>seagulls
>other ocean noises, I dunno, Lapis shlicking
>Sour Cream is awestruck
>"I can rave to this..."

I need a drawfriend, ASAP.

>>85832608
Source?

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Stevonnie is love

Stevonnie is life

>>85832566
She knows how much it will hurt Steven to know his mother killed someone, and knows how much trust Steven will lose in them her for not telling him.

>>85832561
Well maybe if Lapisfags didn't waste image limit on purpose we wouldn't be forced to use Imgur.

>>85832566
The hair just about confirms it. Thing is the gem placement is wrong and thats odd compared to 100% of diamond pearl's we've seen before. So either WD gave her pearl to PD and pearl reformed her body to fit with PD's court OR pearl came out wrong and PD didn't give a shit. Now people will tell you that Jasper calling pearl defective is because she was made wrong and shes still PD's pearl yadda yadda, but Jasper called her defective because she didn't have a master. So, its up for debate untill we learn a lot more. Untill we know PD's personality I believe our pearl was a gift because quite frankly it doesn't seem like the diamonds gave a shit about another gems and not having a pearl in your image that you made seems like something a diamond wouldn't have tolerated.

>>85832622
I do think that Pearl and RQ were part of PD's court and that's how they knew each other before the rebellion started,

>>85832613

she's leaning forward. even girls with small tits look like their tits are bigger when they lean forward.

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Can Stevie destroy gemkind?

>>85832416
Same. Except replace Ame with Peridot for me.

can we start an internacional thread? we got brazillians in here

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Stevonnie's pingas is best pingas.

>>85832635
Huh I recall Jasper fighting Pearl in the war but I could be wrong. Jasper had met RQ before so obviously she had already met with Pearl. Maybe the reason she called her a defect is because she stopped being PD's pearl.

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>>85832145
Theory:
Ruby will ____________________________________________lion around _____________[spoiler/]

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Bewbs?

>>85832659
Do girls change clothes together outside of japan?

>>85832659
> pingas
> eccies
> https://youtu.be/_xLnzIgHPW0

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What is the silliest thing on this show?

>>85832681
uniboobs only

>>85832629
delete this

>>85832681
nobody but rose because she shaped her light body like that

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How powerful is Connie?

>>85832629
F U T A
U
T
A

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>>85832681

Bewbs.

>>85832702
that the Diamond have not sent a death fleet to burn earth to ashes / healing spit

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>>85832677
You better not be lion to me

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>>85832667
Thats not strictly true, Jasper said she fought in the war, she doesn't say she knew RQ personally. Just that she knew what Rose did. We don't know the timeline but Jasper was made while the rebellion was already taking place. We don't know if the rebellion started with PD being shattered. Jasper seems to think it was Rose and Eyeball asks her where she was which seems to indicate Jasper was around before PD's shattering. Its hard to piece together. I feel like Jasper would've been more vocal upon seeing pearl if pearl had direct involvement with PD's shattering. But its hard to tell and we've got only the account of a Ruby to go on. Based on what we've heard and seen, I don't think Jasper ever fought RQ herself and I don't think she fought pearl either.

>>85832681
Bewwwwbs

>>85832681
>JASPER IS STACKED
BOOBINITE

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>>85832744
>Yellow Diamond's personal ship

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>>85832760

>>85832681
>Pearl have no tits
>Jasper is a transexual
>Amy is clearly a futa
>Garnet wearing a chest plate
>Peridot = in the process of growing
Only exception is Lapis because I want to fuck her.

>>85832784
They some low flying flapjacks tho

>>85832760
Maybe Eyeball knew of Jasper from what she did during the rebellion, but didn't know exactly when she was made

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>>85832792
>white diamond's personal ship

>>85832245
I'm wondering if Rose lost her physical form when she gave birth to Steven because she became Steven.

I can't think of any way how Steven could be born with her gem attached when she still had her gem. I think when she gave birth she turned into light and shapeshifted into Steven.

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>>85832681
steven has the biggest bewbs of them all

>>85832806
She did, but Eyeball references her birth as "popping out of the ground and poofing 80 crystal gems by sundown" and also peridot says that the beta kindergarten was made during the rebellion as homeworld struggled to maintain a presence on the ground. Both of these statements implying the rebellion was well under way when Jasper was made. If these two accounts are accurate we can extrapolate that Rose either went to meet PD personally to arrange a cease fire and took that as an opportunity to shatter her. I think this case is most likely, up to that point homeworld had been losing but with a diamond still in control they didn't understand the full ramifications of the rebellion. I believe Rose's shattering of PD was what prevoked the use of the corruption, even when homeworld soldiers were still on the ground. Or Rose could've been captured and brought to PD for questioning. Either way I believe Rose was on her own when she did it.

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Tomboy Connie + Tranny Steven = _______ Stevonnie

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>>85832849
>bara steven will never give you a titjob with his pecs

Steven is the biggest boob but he doesn't have the biggest boobs.

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>>85832866
Theres only one person I want a pec tit job from anon.

>>85832294
everything that undertale touches becomes shit

>>85832866
>Titjob
>Pec muscles
How!?

>>85832856
But that still makes me wonder why BD was on Earth and brought Sapphire to help put down the rebellion if it was PD's colony and she was still around.

>>85832301
ugh lapidotfags always find a way to insert their ship on an episode

>>85832911
Rewatch that episode, BD was an ambassador. That was probably at the start when they thought they could talk Rose out of being a fucking dick. Garnet, Pearl, and Rose are the start of the rebellion. None of them are to be trusted.

>>85832841

Maybe. I don't like that theory but it holds water as well as any other.

>>85832389
same here
im scared

>>85832919
But why would she be needed as an ambassador at all if PD was still around?

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>>85832865
There's that art meme going around with Steven and Connie outfit fusions.

There's probably one of every outfit fusion already.

>>85832865
>A boy can't wear a dress without being transgender
I want this meme to die

>>85832890
what the heck? 11 year old with a 14 year old?

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Becca, please let there be a timeskip in the final ep and we see bara steven.

>>85832890
Serves that bitch right; I hate Connie, she has literally no reedeming qualites, and the last epsiode just proved it right; look at this ohh woe is me Steven, I just pushed a kid wah wah I'm very suicidl now wahh; but steven's like yo biathc i had to pop a nigga ya know what i mean? like nigga ah had to look somene die of herione addiction and u think that u pushing some kid is bad hahatry living in my shoes; but steven's ultimatley a cuck, because he isn't, but wishes he isn't and out of this negation of a wishing comes the true cuckoldry; on the other hand i would argue pearl is also a p big cuck but just because she has the idea of cuckoldry down but is like don juan only with bulls, prepping and prepping and then comes greg and boy does she hate greg's murdercock, and now she's empty;

garnet is the perfect cuck, cucking internally, extranlly, and spreading cuckoldry; her cuckness never ends, sapphire uccks ruby and ruby cucks amethitst so they just cuck and cuck like a rooster

>>85832930
Because perhaps BD is the diplomatic overseer for homeworld and one of BD's gems, sapphire could see the future. Perhaps she was on Earth to help coordinate the distribution of gems to the spires. Perhaps PD was too busy with something else. Perhaps PD was being formed on earth and thats why theres a massive hole in Russia.

>>85832797
faster

>>85832389
it better be lapis

>>85832620
Vamos ja!

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>>85832970
Don't make a post ever again. The way you type is an eyesore.

>>85832960
Steven looks like he turned into Wreck-it-Ralph

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Any /sug/ posters wanna tell me about their crippling depression? Why are you posting here instead of being happy? I'll listen :*

>>85832841
Maybe she was rewriting her physical form to be Steven. He was an attachment, maybe growing attached to the gem but inside. 'Being born' is the point where her it was too much of a strain to be both Steven and herself. So she released her body and devoted it to Steven, the shape being directed by his biology rather than his gem.

Postulating.

>>85833011
I miss james.

>>85832991
Do que deveriamos falar? Talvez sobre peridot tendo uma voz horrivel em nossa dublagem?

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>>85832979

>>85832903
Who is that?

>>85832970
>cuck, cuck, cuck!
when will this meme die?

>>85833028
FASTER

>>85833020
But i'm not depressed.

>>85833028
FASTER!

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>>85832728
She's as strong as the human spirit!

weak

>Daily remider that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven

>>85832970
kys

>>85833028
FASTER!!

>>85833028
>eye coming halfway off face

Ah yes...the QUALITY Quartz.

>>85833037

If you say so!

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Good morning /sug/!

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>>85833036

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>>85832612
I hope they don't make Pink Diamond a fatty fuck just to make the show seem more dynamic.

>>85833042
Fuck off. Peridot will be first fug of steven. Mark my words or i eat a cable.

>>85833029
I assumed it was Lapis, but now that you ask, I'm worried it's the artist's self-insert.

>>85833064

She look like she revving an invisible motorcycle.

"Beep beep I'm Jasper and I'm ready to rock and roll"

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>>85832890
>bubble buddies

>>85832179
My theory is that she not only had an egg. But her healing powers aided in growing Steven.

>>85833064
LITTLE MORE FASTER!!! IM ABOUT TO CUM!

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>>85833020
With a world so expansive and vast and possibilities so unlimited I'm here. Working a slightly dead end job that I enjoy for not much money and with the prospect that in all of this world there is no one with whom I could form a bond like the ones shown in this show. Before I even watched this show I felt this way and now I'm even more convinced that I will never find anyone who wants to share their life for the sake of sharing a good life. I feel empty, I feel alone, and no amount of bar skanks will ever help that. I'll always be alone. I don't have the money to just leave and travel, I don't have the money to support any of the things I wish for the future. I'm doomed to watch this world decay into nothingness helpless to stop it and too apathetic to try without even a soul to share my pain with.

All of my plans came to nothing, all of my words come to nothing, all of my life comes to nothing

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>>85832207

>>85833063
shut up or i'll fuck your ass, faggot

>>85833043
>kys
Hi leafy!

>>85833070
>Mark my words or i eat a cable.
screencapped

>>85833095
That art style looks real familiar. Who is it

>>85832890
poor Danny Devito

>>85833103
Shit. I can't puss out like the belt anon from Nightmare Hospital.

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>>85832207

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>>85833099
Kill yourself, non-superior life form.

>>85833042
>>85833070
a 3-way would be the best solution to this dilemma

>>85833033

Soon. https://soundcloud.com/timheidecker/i-am-a-cuck

>>85833092

It's okay, anon. I feel the same way. At least we can live our miseries together on this image board. Nothing gets better but it gets easier. Probably.

Idk if everything is awful then nothing is awful and the best you can do is appreciate your feelings even when they hurt and admire how little they will mean to you in the future.

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LANKY
A
N
K
Y

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>>85833064
IT'S NOT FAST ENOUGH

WE GOTTA GO
F A S T E R

>>85833041
Don'y you have faith in humanity? Don't you have faith in yourself?

>>85833016
Are you saying Destroy-it Daniel is a bad look?

>>85833139
SHE'S GOT NO STYLE

>>85833092
You're limited by who you are. Be that. If it sucks, change it. If you can't, you gotta rethink your priorities.

Not the guy who asked, but I'm tired and enough of a cunt to reply.

>>85833118
you know what anon, is ok, forget it
lets just have fun and see who wins and laugh together at the results
>I can't puss out like the belt anon from Nightmare Hospital.
i remember that, that anon said that he wouldn´t do it since he was vegetarian hahahahahah wtf

The IMDb page for Steven says the show is airing every week through January. Can anyone confirm this elsewhere?

>>85833134
Nah, I carry everything with me into the future. I don't feel horrible, just empty and alone and I accept that. What I want is unrealistic and unobtainable.

>>85833159
>you are who you want to be
Thanks prof. but I don't know who I want to be all I know is I don't like anything I see and I don't know how you fix that. I don't know what the world is supposed to be like and my only instincts tell me that its fucked. So figure that out and get back to me

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draw requests?

>>85833203
please drew lapis
oh wait, you already did
you already delivered

>>85833203
YD Ahegao

>>85833203
Jasper and amethyst fist bumping like that one DBZ pic

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>>85832391
OK hold on.

Why is the handguard of the sword fucking backwards, and it's why would she be holding it facing herself? That's not how swords work.

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE FUCKING IMAGE AND HELP NE FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT

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>>85833140
>>85833089

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>85833139
all that animation wasted on such an ugly gemsona

>>85833139
now just what the heck is that?

>>85833203
Lapis and Albert Camus discussing in a Parisian Cafe

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>>85833236

>>85832145
>a periven fag does the exact same thread and screws it up
Wow, how predictable. It's like every last one of you is mentally challenged.

>>85833203
aggressively formal request for pearl and steven maintaining a garden

>>85833200

For what it is worth, I do know exactly your pain. I just feel dead. I feel like a corpse walking around and waiting to fall asleep forever. My goals and dreams are fantastical at best and impossible at worst. My job has snapped the life out of my eyes and my heart and I just don't feel anything anymore. Not bad or good. I can just remember what it was like to be younger and forget who I am now.

If you feel like that I don't have any advice. I wish i did. In about a year I am going to take all of the money I have and I am going to throw away most of my things and i am going to buy a van and drive around the country with nothing but my instruments and my guitar. Maybe we can meet up and talk about favorite ships.

>>85833139
This is nightmare fuel.

>>85833139
shes so ugly but i cant stop looking

>>85832145
my ship is dying

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>>85833276
lol what a loser

>>85833236
my feels

>>85833292
look who talks LOL

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>>85833269
Ah but thats not me. I love life, I love being alive. I love my job, it just pays shit. I don't fear getting older, I don't fear death. I fear the decline of everything around me. If your van ever takes you to the north east US though feel free to post in these threads and I'll come bum around with you for a few weeks and even pay for the gas.

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>>85833219

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>>85833333
I approve

lets do this like last thread!

>http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/149566883618/the-one-and-only-peridorito-sketchsaturdays

the cringe from this shit is too much to handle
complete cancer

>>85833200
> So figure that out and get back to me
That's the bit I'm stuck on too. Think it's not being used to feeling things, or not having enough experience to know what would cause 'happiness' for me.

> I'm enough of a cunt to reply.

>>85833203
Sapphire in a suit.

>>85833354
peridot was a mistake

>>85833345
Wait until we hit bump limit then spam pictures?

>>85833355
Maybe some day we'll figure it out together anon.

>>85833354
>Network for children and TV show for children make a childish post
>cancer

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Lappy makes me happy

>>85833267
I'll try this one but it should definitely be made by another drawfriend that can do it justice

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>>85832970
Do you happen to like watermelons and fried chicken? Do you have a twitter?

>>85833354
>THE MOST CANCEROUS AND CRINGEY TWITTER POST ON EARTH

>>85833433
they can be tending a single pot plant together instead if that is better

>>85833411
how a bunch of lines and colors gives me so much life

>>85833354
This is what you perifags did and deserve.

>>85833448
>(LITERALLY KILLED MYSELF FROM CRINGING)

>>85833448
Leafy?
the fuck are you doing here?

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>>85833200
>>85833269
>>85833315

>tfw you've given up and no longer give a fuck

It's kinda calming, actually.

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Guys... I love Pearl.

>>85833230
N I C E

>>85833490
Undertale shitposting aside yeah. Theres a zen calm to it. Understanding that you are unimportant to everything except your immediate vicinity is quite freeing.

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>>85833500
What a coincidence, me too!

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>>85832145
>OP still lists Mindful Education as a leak

>>85833473
>[GONE SUICIDAL]

>>85833500
>You will never hug Pearl

I don't want to be depressed right now, but life is getting in the way

>>85832179
>how the fuck was steven made?
>rose was a fucking rock for fuck's sake

You answered your own question, Rose was a rock for fucking.

>>85833534
why does nobody bother to edit the OP? Add Tiger Philanthropist and last one out of beach city for the 15th September too.

>>85833556
Greg literally got his rocks off.

>>85832585
Steven does.

>>85832321
They can't hold a bigger shpae for long. but Amy has no problem having anything needed toseperate food and then expell it. Passive shit like that should be possible for them

I've got bad news, everyone.

I'm Steven

>>85832566
I want Pearl to talk to Jasper about Pink Diamond.

Mods pls permaban me

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>>85833600
I want more homeworld/cg interaction at all to be honest

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>>85833599
You're gonna be grounded AND buried, we aren't fucking around.

>>85833448
>hey what's up guys is fucking hitler here
>no but seriously, is leafy here
>today we are going to look at the most awesome, quality content on the internet
>so let's look at "the one and only peridorito"
>pa pa pa pa pa
>PLAY THAT SHIT!
sees the video
>oh my god
>OH MY GOD
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>DID THEY REALLY PUT A FUCKING DORITO AS HER HAIR!!!
>that's it, im fucking killing myself
>pass the bleach
>on a serious note thanks for watching this comment
>i hope your having a fanstastic time
>see you next time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LmsQ-Bcduo&

>>85833574
HAS NO GEM

Post sad.

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>>85833526
>>85833490
'Mindfulness' techniques try to get you living in the present, rather than worrying about the future. I've found that abandoning all hope had the wondrous side-effect of not having a future to worry about.

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>>85832179
rose fused with greg's jizz

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>>85833628

>>85833599
This is unacceptable. I'm very dissapointed.

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>>85833573

>>85833639
Sure, but you're always going into the future and leaving the present behind and while not worrying sounds great in theory it will royally fuck over your life.

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>>85833354
It's adorbs

>>85833656
Yep. That's why it's a problem. But less of a problem than trying to avoid the future. Less immediate, at least.

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>>85833675
Lapis, you're being delusional.

>>85833269
> i am going to buy a van and drive around the country with nothing but my instruments and my guitar.
Hi, Greg

>>85833203
pearl eating pie in secret. enjoying it, but also feeling dirty.

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Would you read this, /sug/?
http://iml4.tumblr.com/post/149602296108/meh-where-is-my-tried-star

>>85833653
What is that face trying to convey?

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>>85833628

>>85833751
is this supposed to be a parody of something?

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>>85833751
I like the movie adaptation better.

>>85833751
>lapiven
No

>>85833751
In a heartbeat.

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>>85832179

>>85833751
Nice artstyle, maybe

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>>85833628

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>>85833751
yeah but it could never be better than jasper vs the world

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>>85833710
it's just a little innocent jape.
Well and memes.
But my very existence has degraded into a meme several times so I am ok with that.

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>>85833139
we posting gemsonas now?

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>>85833751
Still waiting for someone to do a proper long ass steven/gem harem fic, so yeah.

>>85833820
Oh, so Jasper stays dead after the final encounter.

Do you think Steven was intended? He'd have to be since gems can't get pregnant unless they straight up want to enough to go through the trouble of replicating the ability.

Why did Rose physically carry a child though? Shouldn't she just sort of glow and reform into a baby?

Did she deliver and then sort of just hang around for a while, without a gem? Or the moment they cut the cord, did Steven steal her gem?

It's fucked up to think about how gem-human birth actually works.

>>85833230
And this is to go

even further

beyond...

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>>85833825
Silly blue gems.

Any one got any good fanfic recomendations with Steven X Peridot? Or am I going to have to rely on write fags for my porn.

>>85833795
There's LITERALLY nothing wrong with Lapiven.

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>>85833826
Those are actually small fry compared to the massive pearl found just this week:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fisherman-found-pearl-could-worth-161530587.html

>>85832383
DELET

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Hey /sug/.

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>>85833868
young at heart

>>85832232
It's seems the natural way to neutralize a fellow gem without killing them.

Since their species was created, it probably serves so they don't kill each other too much even when dealing with problematic elements.

>>85832179
I think the bigger question here is did anybody but Rose know that it would end up being deadly? I can't picture everybody, especially Pearl, not freaking out over the entire length of the pregnancy if they knew. Maybe Rose kept it a secret until the last minute. Garnet probably knew too.

Shit, now I'm wondering how much Garnet predicted with her future vision. I could see that being a major source of angst if they want to explore it. That Garnet knew and didn't say anything to the others. Maybe that was a secret she and Rose had.

>>85833881
Everything is wrong with Lapiven.

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>>85833946
And mind.

>>85833203
Jasper wearing Rose's dress

>>85832499
There were 2 videos uploaded by other people aroubd the time the song had just come out. One had reached 10 mil in a month and the other about 5 mil but the channels got taken down.

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>>85833849
>Do you think Steven was intended?

Have you even watched the show?

>>85833954
Like what?

>>85832145
>It's another Connie episode
>0/10 again

It, just, goddamn it. I keep falling for the meme that Connie isn't the worst character on television but again and again reality proves it wrong.

Makes one of her minor irrelevant squabble the focal point followed by 4 fucking minutes of shit tier music, it's like Lisa Simpsons at her worst.

>>85832232
Is that brown smudge on the gem supposed to be corruption?
Now that I think about it, Centi's gem changed due to corruption as well.
And then, for some reason, Jasper's didn't.

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>>85833611
Can I have more pics like this one?

>>85832145
Just watched Mindful Education.

Is it me or is this episode absolutely amazingly well animated?

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>>85833267
>>85833463

>>85834017
it was, they even got a guest animator from Studio Trigger and everything

>>85834017
They had a Japanese on board as guest animator this episode