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Is White Diamond holding an orb, like the one we saw in the moon base, or is she holding Homeworld itself, indicating she is in control of all gemkind?
what if blue pearl sounded like sadness from inside out
>>85622355
It's a different color to her other planets but maybe that's just because it's Homeworld
>>85622356
delet this unholy thought
>>85622356
Atleast she's pretty
>>85622356
>Blue Pearl would be Deedee doing her sad Pearl voice constantly
Oh no.
Garnet is a deviantart that uses earth as a lawless pleasure island.
Pearl is a renegade zealot religiously worshipping her seperatist idol.
Amethyst is a lackey, raised in ignorance of HW culture.
These are the people standing between earth and total obliteration.
>Pearl is into Kabuki
>Amethyst wore a Japanese military uniform for a while
When will we see where the Japanese warp pad leads too?
>Corruption is caused by a song
>Steven has perfect pitch
Is Peridot immune since she can't shapeshift? Assuming the Diamond's Song is still resonating in the minds of corrupted gems, would Steven be able to counteract it if he fused with them?
OP of pic related, and currently in an inescapable art slump
shoot me some requests so I can pry myself from it
>>85622393
>garnet isn't just a relationship
>she's a website
>you can visit her with your computer and check out all the neat stuff she has to show you!
>>85622393
And Steven!
And Peri, a mechanical genius with autistic rage for defence of earth!
And Lapis, a magician driven mad by loneliness who can wield and weaponise the most common above-crust compound!
And Bismuth, who is mad and dangerous!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zy3w_86iY
>Continuing the discussion of Jasper's psychology
So here's what we've decided so far. Jasper most likely suffers from depression and self hatred. We've come to this possible conclusion because there's an unusual coincidence of her doing the very things she accuses of weak, and worthless gems of doing. She believes that gems only get the treatment they deserve, and based on the fact that up till this point she has led herself to suffer that she believes her own suffering is deserved from her failures. What's made worse is that she believes she's the perfect soldier, which give her no excuse, in her mind, for losing all these battles.
What she probably needs is someone to love her, like a pet or something. Her entire redemption arc will be about her training dogs. This is the outcome.
>>85622420
Lapis doing push ups
Thousands of them
>>85622420
Draw some evil Steven stuff, that's always fun
What if yellow pearl got a redemption arc and jasper was forgotten by the writers forever
>>85622420
stealing some anon's undelivered request for Pearl a la Woody from Toy Story with Rose written on the sole of her boot. the s backwards
>>85622420
Never did get any art of Vexus from My Life as a Teenage Robot having tea with Yellow Diamond.
Chatting about those fucking asshole organics and how one of their own kind made on Earth has fucked their regular expansions plans constantly.Then of course devolving into a shouting match over whether rocks or robots are better.
>>85622428
The CG's are all pretty terrible people.
But they're all we have so they're the ones we have to root for.
Kind of like if your countries football team is the least unsportsmanlike in the league. Except in this case their elimination also means your country gets nuked.
>>85622428
And a dog fucker! Woof~
last night i dreamed that i lived with the crystal gems and hooked up with amethyst
>>85622420
Connie bragging about how her "boyfriend" would be in high school if he actually went to school. Her classmates tell her that's not something she should be proud of.
>>85622470
How horrible for you, are you ok?
>>85622464
It's actually quite a shame we only see things from the Crystal Gems perspective. They see themselves as freedom fighters.
I want to see the whole "One man's freedom fighters is another man's terrorists" kind of shindig.
Let's see what society in the gem society is like without seeing just the worst of it.
>>85622470
last night i dreamed an enormous faggot would come to this thread to blog about their sad whyfoo dreams
amethyst isn't even a good character
>whyfooing a one dimensional emo kid in a show of two and three dimensional emo kids
>>85622420
Peridot as Professor Chaos and Lapis as General Disarray planing some evil scheme
>>85622490
>whyfoo
>Amethyst isn't even a good character
End yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl28
>>85622385
>>85622466
Also, Jasper should know she would not be able to beat Lapis, especially not with sluggish grounded corrupted Jaspers.
This is the only thing that makes sense to me even if it wasn't outright stated. Jasper also knows CGs are responsible for much grief on Lapis' part ("how long have they kept you trapped here on this miserable hunk of rock?")
>>85622486
>implying gem society isn't going to be just straight up wrong
>maniacs at the helm and indoctrinated gems that don't know any better following them
>>85622490
>Waifuing the main characters because that's who we're supposed to like
What plebeians. Am I right?
The correct person to like is Jasper, because she's complicated and is basically Venom Snake from MGS. I fucking love that torn down emotional soldier shit.
>>85622420
Armstrong dressed as JC Denton, standing over a crying corrupted Jasper while the words "What a shame." hover over them both.
Are Rubies mercenaries?
>>85622485
no
Jasper was always a dog-
>>85622443
Different drawfag but couldn't help myself :P
>>85622517
>Implying Rose isn't just a cult leader who indoctrinates people by saying "you're special for being an outcast"
To be fair though, I bet the people who write the show will make the gem society just as you describe it. They probably don't have any interest in showing the actual moral gray of everything. They just want to teach kid what the "moral" way to live is.
If changing your form is haram, then why can gems shapeshift in the first place? I don't think they can hold another form long enough for infiltration.
>>85622518
Even pearl would be better than amethyst
You can't help but think they're not giving good characters like garnet much screentime because they don't know what the fuck to do when there are soft targets like woobiethyst laying around
>i was born wrong boo hoo
>i'm not as strong as i was supposed to be
>i never asked for this
>every amethyst episode ever
Do humans experiment on gems?
>>85622420
I want a pic of Connie or Lars on fire while everyone raffs at them.
>>85622538
beautiful
Is Connie a good kid?
>>85622553
yes
sexually
>>85622432
Yeah, that seems pretty solid.
I mean, basically, we got:
>Born a perfect soldier among a squad of rejects
>Blessed from birth and used that shit immediately in the war becoming a big damn hero
>Probably even got head pats from PD for a job well done
>Basically, she was doing what she loved and was best at and everything made sense
>Then the fag pink cow shatters PD
>Jasper never even gets a chance to face/meet Rose
>Her diamond's gone, and Homeworld at some point pulls her and other non-expendable soldiers out to nuke the planet
>Never even got her chance for revenge
>Forced to serve someone she wasn't made for, probably doing shit she didn't care about like escorting bratty Era 2 technicians
>Finally get that chance for revenge
>Rose's forces are pathetic and weak and Rose herself is now a tiny soft jew
>Proceeds to get her ass kicked by a fusion of two weak ass gems
>Cue constant stream of loses, despite never giving up
>Even lowering yourself to using their own tactics but finally finding the one combat ability you can't master/fight
>Then they have the gall to try and offer you pity after beating you
>And, worst of all, Rose doesn't even remember the reason for all of it
Jasper had a hard life.
>>85622538
pretty cool, man
Who rapes Steven?
>>85622420
Jasper with the horn as the corrupted spikes and the text saying corrupts internally.
>>85622563
>lied to her parents
>stole greg's car with steven
>drove greg's car without a license
>lied about not breaking the law with steven
Is Bismuth gonna come back? Is cetipeetle gonna be healed? Why no mention of White Diamond? I was expecting her before Pink. Ehat if only Diamonds can hurt Diamonds. Ate Bismuths as Strong as Quartz?
>>85622517
>implying it's not going to be pretty alright
>implying the MCs won't go "uhuhuh it's wrooong nobody is chosing how to live why are they so happy this is brainwashing"
when bismuth aired you knew this show would be all grays
>"it's just not what a crystal gem would do"
Will Connie become Doctor Doom?
>>85622563
no
she's had multiple run ins with the fuzz
>>85622587
No anon, the question is if Doctor Doom will become Steven.
>>85622420
Some from this please. It's from an anon's post about Jasper talking to the cluster.
>>82944299
That would be a very interesting conversation
>Remember the war?
>Of course.
>Remember the fight in sector 23?
>Fifteen thousand fragments do perfectly.
>Any Jaspers that do?
>All five hundred
>Any Jasper that had there gem on their left shoulder?
>Three
>Any Jasper that had short hair, even though it was against regulation, they just changed it in the field.
>One.
>I'm sorry, I couldn't save you.
>She doesn't blame you
>I blame me.
>>85622582
>>lied to her parents
>>stole greg's car with steven
>>drove greg's car without a license
>>lied about not breaking the law with steven
Oh yeah, that's straight up delinquent behaviour
>>85622550
Amethyst is exactly the kind of people they're protecting in real life. She's everyone's insecurity of being "wrong" and who needs to be told that they're "beautiful" in their own way. Heck, they even got the insecurity that most of their tumblr audience probably relates to when SQ rips on herself.
>>85622584
no
yes and then killed five seconds later
because
that's dumb
it depends
>>85622572
She needs to go rest for a while... ;_;
>>85622580
This plz
So what do you think would happen if two gems with their gem in the exact same place on their body tried to fuse? Would it not work? Would it create some weird abomination?
Pearl is a bad influence.
>>85622618
they would have a bigger gem i think
>>85622432
>We've come to this possible conclusion because there's an unusual coincidence of her doing the very things she accuses of weak, and worthless gems of doing.
And she can't even get that right. Even fused with Lapis, she couldn't beat the Crystal Gems. Not even fused with the corrupted Gem.
She's the perfect Quartz and somehow she still keeps being defeated. She can't understand it and it just makes her feel all the more inadequate.
>Nobody I fuse with ever wants to stay.
Hell of an abandonment complex, probably stemming from Pink Diamond's shattering.
A pet would actually do her good, and I really want to see dog trainer Jasper now.Shame their lifespans are so short.
>>85622420
Armstrong kicking Connie away saying "don't fuck with this cluster!"
Is Vidalia a gun nut?
>>85622563
no
She's had underage sex at least four times
>>85622618
Side by side.
Teen Titans GO crossover?
When will Steven marry an alien princess?
>>85616880
I'll take on all of you CLODS!
Does anyone have a mega for Buddy's Book?
How many people have Earl wronged?
>>85622600
I really want her and eyball to meet and reminisce about the war. Just too war vets, talking about what got them through a day. Like remember when one of the soldier's mistook a cactus for an enemy peridot, or something like that. But also the time that nearly broke their spirit.
>Where were you when PD died?
Would be a pretty emotional episode. Won't ever happen though.
>>85622634
The key to everything is, much to her chagrin, fusion. But PROPER FUSION in which you care and work with your partner, otherwise you have an unstable fusion that cannot reach their full potential (malachite did not only look like a mess of limbs, but her powers and weapon were merely large versions of what her components had)
Not only is a stable fusion a great ass kicker, but the road to a good fusion would fulfill a certain other side we got see see a hint or in Earthlings as well; loneliness. Jasper probably never had a friend proper
>>85622680
https://mega.nz/#F!jVpTgCra!nZ_yUwayfwCcpuM__MHM3g
Snake People when?
>>85622356
I hope she sounds like Eeyore before promptly shattering herself.
>>85622689
Thank you very much :)
Does Connie wish she was a Japanese Princess?
Can Steven beat Spider-Wizard?
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>85622420
Simply requesting for someone to make connie white, and with babushka
Have any promos been released for the next episode?
>>85622688
Well first she'd need someone who understands her. She'd be very defensive, hiding her anger, insecurity, and sadness with a guise of confidence, narcissism, and arrogance. None of the other gems have really been through her kind of life, besides maybe eyeball. Soldier's only tend to consider soldier's as equals. Unfortunately, Steven doesn't have anyone like that on his team.
If Steven is a hybrid, can he have children or is he too much of a genetic freak?
How do you live on Earth for over 5,000 years and not know babies shouldn't be allowed to climb ferris wheels
does anyone have the link to the booru?
>>85622688
Good thoughts.
Out of all the people she could fuse with, I think Steven or Amethyst (or perhaps Steven and Amethyst) would do her the most good. They're Quartzes like her, but tiny, defective ones. Fusing with them would let her take on some of their traits for a short time (being semi-human, for one) and help her understand.
Plus Steven expressed sympathy for her (wanting to heal her corruption) and Amethyst expressed empathy ("come here, sis"). They'd be willing to help her understand, I think.
And maybe coming to know Steven better in particular would help her recover from Pink Diamond's death.
>>85622600
That would be cool, but Rose's army probably didn't shatter many gems. If they did, they didn't let Rose find out. PD was the exception.
>>85622728
>make connie white
>>85622736
He's got a human body, he just needs a gem to support the hard light components of it.
Couldn't have a kid with a human.
Is it OK for different types of Quartz to fuse?
>>85622741
Of all the gems, I believe Amethyst and Jasper probably have the most potential to actually becoming pals. Either that, or Peridot and Jasper. Although at first I bet she'd be angry at the green dorito for betraying her.
>>85622743
>Implying you wouldn't want to force several syringes up her arse to decrease pigmentation cells, slowly making her white. But eventually dying from becoming so pale, she has quite literally, become the Invisible Shat
>>85622754
It'd still be different-Gem fusion.
Does Connie like women?
>>85622766
it's impossible to spend extended time with Pearl without her girl-lust rubbing off on you from sheer proximity
>>85622673
GREETINGS MEGAMA- STEVEN! THESE ARE YOUR BOSSES!
>>85622738
They've only been invented for about 100 years
100/5000= 1/50
>>85622740
pls respond.
If hetero-fusion is banned, why are gems designed with that function?
>>85622738
By spending most of it fucking lions.
>>85622766
No she likes Stevens you dingus
So, do you think the palanquin shot means we're getting something BD related soon, at the end of the season, or that it was just a tease and we're not getting anything?
>>85622634
I could see her bonding with Lion.
>>85622796
>Lion is made from PD's shards
>Jasper loves PD
!
>>85622787
Hetero-fusion isn't banned, it's fusion with other gems which is banned.
Even then the Ruby fusions don't seem that important seeing how low and common Ruby's are.
>>85622796
especially if Lion is somehow related to PD.
>>85622796
Especially if he's got something to do with Pink Diamond.
(Which I don't think he necessarily does. But maybe.)
>>85622795
Sapphire's in the trailers. It wouldn't be much of a stretch.
>>85622795
Well I thought bismuth was just a tease, then
Although yet to hear anything about the magic moon sphere
But the palenquin seemed too direct to not come up again
How did Steven go back to being happy go lucky after stabbing Bismuth, seeing Jasper mutate, finding out about Pinky and stranding Eyeball in space?
>>85622798
>>85622804
Jasper would freak out and be disgusted at Rose's heinous experiment on her Diamond, setting Jasperdemption back to the Stone Age
>>85622785
>>85622740
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Steven+Universe+booru
C'mon anon, you're a big boy
>>85622801
hetero means other
>>85622798
>>85622804
If anything, Jasper would be furious and disgusted at her diamond's corpse being fused with an organic.
Would yo molest a corrupt gem?
http://suleaks.tumblr.com/post/149204218885/another-pink-diamond-theory-sorta
This theory ain't so crazy actually
>>85622819
By stuffing his fat face with comfort food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMHdhf0nvE
>>85622819
There were probably at least a few days between all that and S4.
>>85622823
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Steven+Universe+booru
this can't be /sug/s official booru though, it has barely any lewds and overall little to no content.
>>85622835
I only read half of it but, what if earth was PD's pride and joy? And say Jasper finally accepts Rose Quartz is gone, so her goal of avangeing her Diamnond is quashed... So the only thing Jasper can do in honor of PD's legacy is protect the earth and make sure it prospers
>>85622795
They had an entire episode take place in Centipeetle's drop ship nearly a whole season before revealing it was significant and actually hers. What do you think?
>>85622819
He hides a lot of it. Remember Joy Ride?
>A few months back, my dad and the Gems grounded me from TV.
>And then I found out that the Gems are alien rebels, and there are other Gems out there that want us dead because they think we're traitors. And they tried to take me hostage because they think I'm my mom. And maybe I kinda am? I wish I could talk to Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl about it, but I think they kinda blame me for my mom not being around.
He's got a lot going on in the background.
>Peridot will never shapeshift into Connie in an attempt to trick Steven.
>>85622857
LIFE AND DEATH AND LOVE AND BIRTH AND!
>>85622819
The same way he's able to shrug off nearly getting killed on a weekly basis by his own family.
>>85622832
I thought spiders had eyes all around their head or 360 degree vision or some shit
is Peridot still angry because Lapis destroyed her tape recorder?
What are Connie and Pearl doing during the training session?
>>85622835
>they named a diamond "26th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union"
kek
>>85622835
This actually sounds really plausible.
I'd say "why wasn't she born at the Kindergarten", but I guess if they intended to make a Diamond, they'd have set up something different.
>>85622857
The mural already makes it pretty probable that earth was PD's only colony, which is probably why Jasper felt so strongly about losing it
>>85622863
SOMEBODY
Has Lars tasted Ronaldo's seed?
>>85622886
TO LEAN ON
Write a good Lars episode.
Without violating the status quo.
>>85622878
After PD was shattered, Rose spread her remains all across the planet. That's why Jasper calls Earth a lifeless husk.
>>85622743
what is the source of this unholy tmnt abomination?
Do you admire Greg the Destroyer?
>>85622857
Making earth proper from a diamond loyalist perspective means turning it into a proper colony.
Unless the secret rebel rumors prove true, PD did not care about life.
>>85622896
>Without violating the status quo.
So nothing gets better for him at the end?
>>85622902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQNZcBTOgt8
>>85622753
Why can't he have kids with humans? He has the working bits and pieces. The gem part of him probably wouldn't be passed on but he probably could have a human kid.
>>85622901
>spreading valuable bits of life around (gens don't die)
>lifeless
>>85622890
>tfw shipping ronlars doesn't feel good anymore now that they set up both lars and ronaldo with girls
Thanks for nothing, Sugar.
>>85622896
>The New Lars
>Lars and the Cool Kids
Done.
>>85622907
You're not allowed to give him character development or kill him.
>Peridot can't shapeshift a vagina
How are you meant to have sex with her then?
alone at sea 2.0
What is Centipeedle's real name?
>>85622915
its kinda grating, but i somehow still enjoyed it. never wouldve guessed vasquez did it.
>>85622930
Alone at sea 0.5
>>85622919
Homeworld gems don't realize that shards are still alive. To them, being shattered is death. Seeding the planet with PD's shards would make the entire thing a constant literal symbol of her death.
Why doesn't Peridot do more science shit? All she did was help build the drill and not much else so far.
I want an episode where she studies Steven to find out how/why he even exists in the first place.
Is Steven going to remain a child forever?
>>85622943
>HW doesn't know that shards are alive
How can you be sure they don't know, it could be just that they don't care and perform experiments anyway
>>85622896
>>85622923
Ronaldo and Lars open up the Beach City Horror Club again.
Steven, Sadie, and Jane are their first new members. And it's a Scooby Doo parody.
Ronaldo - Fred
Jane - Daphne
Lars - Shaggy
Sadie - Velma / Her VA voices Velma
Steven - Scooby
>>85622933
its either nephrite or trapiche emerald, look em up.
>>85622929
Oral, armpits, handjobs, thighjobs, back of the knee, footjobs.
>>85622917
Rose shapeshifted a human female reproductive system to have Steven.
Hard light simulation of a human egg cell. A gem is needed to maintain the hard light hologram.
The zygote -- a single cell -- is half-human DNA, half-simulated human DNA. That first cell splits and creates all subsequent cells.
All the cells in Steven's body are half-actual human DNA, half-simulated human DNA. The gem's required to maintain the simulated parts.
So without his gem, Steven would essentially disintegrate. And he wouldn't be able to have a kid with a human, because any cells wouldn't be able to maintain themselves without a gem.
>>85622944
No, you get silly memey fun in the whacky barn, thanks to based Zuke. There's just no room for a workshop!
>>85622938
Nice picture.
>>85622938
Ah, yes. The prequel to Lapis Lays An Egg.
>>85622956
sadie is fat and hairy like the girls from russia
>>85622944
She got to display her knowledge of kindergartens/gem birth just a few episodes ago, and I'm guessing she'll be in charge of maintaining/modifying the ship.
Can Steven beat Bison?
>>85622961
Assuming that is how it works, considering Rose could have had Steven without killing herself in the first place.
Taking requests
>>85622961
I think you might be looking a bit too far into it, anon.
>>85622972
kekkek Ian make your tumblr likes public again, show me the forbidden ships
>>85622989
Draw Steven as Ben Garrison
>>85622943
That doesn't make sense. The shards being alive is the entire basis for the cluster.
Why aren't there any east asian characters?
>>85622988
Unless she wanted him glued to her belly, probably not. There's only one gem. Either it maintains her body or it maintains his.
>>85622990
Yeah, probably.
>>85622989
Connie dressed like this.
Can Steven get possessed by a symbiote?
Love you /sug/
Does Rose's consciousness still exist within her gem or are we talking 100% dead here?
>>85622973
Who came first, the Lapis or the egg?
>>85622861
One of these days he's gonna snap
>>85622994
Becky is nice enough to leave hers open so you can still find shit like this
>>85623009
Sugar literally said that Steven could've been born without his gem and be fine. She wanted him to have it to experience what it was like to be unique I guess.
>>85623023
All of her gems faculties are going towards Steven's existence, so she's dead.
But if Steven ever died, I see no reason she wouldn't come back.
Unformed gems seem to be semi conscious until they're bubbled from what we saw with the cluster. After they're bubbled though, they're basically inert pieces of rock.
>>85623022
And I love you random anon!
>>85622917
>>85622961
If he can make his gem-based DNA replicate organic DNA replacements like little factory nanites, he could make himself fully human and free to pass on his gem to any offspring or simply eject his gem/Rose and make babies the normal way.
>>85623023
Nobody knows and obviously, Sugar will make sure characters in the show would mistake Steven as Rose to hammer it down
But I do hope she reconsiders and goes 100%
>>85623033
Jesus, her likes are still public? Very bold, Ms. Sugar
>>85623026
Thechicken
>>85623002
The Cluster is a gigantic gem zombie to them, anon. Are zombies alive?
>>85622861
>be Steven
>whana help as hard you can
>gems keep secret of you
>mom keep secret to them
>living in your's mother shadow
>work hard to become as capable as your mother
>secrets and lies
>every tink you know about rose can be lies
>human friends can't help you
>gems friends are into his how shit
>you can't trusth in cristal gems anymore
>dad's no know nothing and you can tell the truth for reasons
>girlfriend never understand and you not want she get too involved in your thoungs...
this is being steven the hybrid
>>85623066
*aka thecock
>>85622989
Armstrong punching Lars
>>85623048
UNLOAD MY GLOCK ON EVERY SPACE ROCK
>>85623036
source?
>Steven raises an army of watermelons
>can insert his consciousness into any of them at any time
>Rose has a pride of lions
>?????
>>85623065
she just doesn't give a fuck. I love it. I nearly pissed my pants laughing the first time I saw that jasper/lapis drawing she drew last year, knowing how tumblr would react to it.
>>85623033
KEK
E
K
Bravo, Sugar.
>>85622961
I have a BsC Biology and this is a sound theory
>>85623036
>>85623088
I've heard this around, and it seems to come from a misinterpretation of this page.
>>85622938
>Ian approved of Lapis topping Jasper
>>85623033
>Rebecca also approved of the dynamic
These spoilers were under our noses all along! Who knew
>>85623091
oh shit... if this is true can be Rose = Stalin
>>85623109
Next page says a lot about Steven's birth too.
>>85623036
The more we learn about Rose, the more it looks like she really was suicidal and used Steven as a way out. She wanted to stop experiencing life as a Rose Quartz.
>>85623099
My hero. That Jasper/Lapis pic of hers also made it into the zine they gave out at comic con
>>85623124
this remins me the last chapter of Wonder Woman of the new 52. In the last zeus reborn in a baby half god half human just to forget everyting and start again
>>85623091
Garnet said Rose's life powers just worked on plants. It goes with her plant motif because she's a Rose.
>>85623142
you really belive in the Rose's words
Steven Universe is an oversensitive boy with few missing chromosomes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpWlh1B6RIQ
Here's Smokey Quartz!
>>85622898
WUZ
>>85622937
What about these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOuSCfJgpd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGACrpNOjtk
>>85623169
KRANGS
>>85623186
Top ten video game boss fights of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dovxnn_84N0
Mods are asleep
Post fangems
Will you a Smoky?
Summon the Forbidden One
Have a cute Pearl to heal your soul with
Some say she popped out of the ground with her helmet on, and took out eighty Crystal Gems before the sun went down.
All we know is... she's called Jasper.
>>85623251
thanks bruh
>>85623259
Jasper is what tall tales are made of
A regular John Henry
Yellow Pearl time?
>>85623259
I miss the old Top Gear
I wantAmber Rogerstostoryboard an episode!
Is Yellow D secretly human?
>>85622930
What's the context of this image?
>>85623288
There's a reason she's only a revisionist, anonnah jk I'd like to see her make the jump too
>>85623288
>filthy koreans removed Jasper's mascara
Is it still and atrocity if we bomb the shitty asain country?
>>85623288
She's so good, Kat Morris relied on her for AaS
Amber is good and a /freak/, but she draws a cute lapis too. Not to be contrarian for the sake of it or anything like that, but as far as I can tell she's better than Zuke at pretty much everything
Can the gems defeat Cthuthalulululu?
OLD GEMS
>>85623352
Not necessarily better than Zuke on everything (I love how she does hair), but Amber's expressions are really, really good. I mistake her boarding for Rebecca Sugar's a lot of the time.
>>85623301
Lars, Sadie, and Mr Smiley have never been on screen with a diamond at the same time.
Donut and Diamond begin with D.
Diamonds are big, like the Big Donut.
Mr Smiley is White Diamond, Lars is Yellow Diamond, and Sadie is Blue Diamond. The one that died in the accident was Pink Diamond.
>>85623339
You would make sugar sad, she is a koreaboo who loves to visit the nation
Is there any real evidence Lars is trans?
>>85623372
http://egomatter.tumblr.com/post/148458085946/posing-for-dialogue
>>85623408
That right there is a fine, fine Ame face
>>85622801
>Hetero-fusion isn't banned, it's fusion with other gems which is banned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7OnW4XDck
Actually that was a literal Irish Bull.
>>85622835
...Quite believable
But how does it change anything?
>>85623070
Is english your first language?
>>85623421
Doesn't necessarily change anything, but sure does explain the Siberian Sea being there.
And makes it more poignant that Pink Diamond was born and killed on Earth. Comparatively young, too.
>>85622961
>because any cells wouldn't be able to maintain themselves without a gem.
Ah, except reproductive cells. So any kid he has would genetically be a kid of Greg.
>>85623432
Is it possible that all Pink Diamond gems including herself were created on earth?
>>85623396
He gives me a gay vibe but he likes fat girls. So he must be a tranny.
I can't believe Steven is fucking dead.
>>85623441
Damn, you've got a point, and I don't know enough about biology to refute it.
>>85623445
Well, the only Gems we know so far to have been created on Earth are Rose Quartz, Jasper and Amethyst. The former two served Pink Diamond, and Amethyst emerged too late to serve any of them.
So it's definitely plausible, given what we currently know.
>Steven fuses with Jasper to heal her corruption
>>85623069
I don't know if 'zombie' is the right word. Their consciousness is confused.
It all hinges on whether it is possible to find all the shards of a gem and successfully reunite them. I bet Steven could.
It would take fucking AGES to heal all the Cluster gems, but the odds are good of there being hundreds of potentially complete gems in there.
>>85623124
Disagree. At no point did she seem tired of life. She seemed happy and cheerful even very shortly before she expired (namely, when she shot the video).
>>85623396
Cause Lars a shit, that's why.
I've always assumed all gems are by default bi, capable of falling in love with the both genders. Obviously since they're space rocks living among all-female space rocks most of them will never even interact with specimens of the male gender.
>>85623161
Hmmm. So... source?
>>85623248
We just did that the other day.
>>85623445
...I think you may have something there. ...Wait, even Pearl?
>>85623474
...How would he convince her animal form? Knowing her, she's gonna be even more feral and aggressive than the other Quartz-monsters.
>>85623470
If Rubies are PD's gems exclusively (assuming all PD gems are born on earth), well, I'm remembering those Rubies in The Answer. They must've been like Jasper, having switched diamonds due to PD dying.
And Lapis was there. So now I'm just thinking of the possibility of her having been a PD gem, especially now we know that colors don't matter when it comes to courts. But maybe roles do... (soldiers = PD, technicians = BD - doesn't make for very balanced armies though)
It's just easy to imagine Lazulis needing a ton of water to be created, which the earth certainly has. Though the only possibly relevant indication of such a thing (water kindergarten essentially) would be gone Sea Spire. But I'm pretty sure Bismuth said that was for scholars to think at or whatever
>>85623544
*technicians = YD
>>85623544
Nah. Same Old World:
>It was thousands of years ago. I was only meant to visit for a short time, but I got caught in the middle of the war.
Lapis was made somewhere other than Earth.
>>85623544
I like this, though.
>Though the only possibly relevant indication of such a thing (water kindergarten essentially)
If the theory above of Pink Diamond having been made in Siberia is true, couldn't that have been a Kindergarten? As I said >>85623560, I really doubt Lapis was made on Earth or a Pink Diamond follower. But to play devil's advocate and assume that she was made on Earth, that could well have been where she was made.
leaks Mindful Education tomorrow?
>>85623582
how did Buddy's Book leak on Tuesday in the first place?
>>85623582
Tuesday probably
>>85623591
theres a bot that scans CNs servers for the ep and cn uploaded it on tuesday
>>85623606if you cut of stevens forskin would it grow back
>>85623606
Glad to know our little champion isnt a jew
>>85623606
Nice work anon, got a blog before the B& hammer drops on your balls?
>>85623560
Fair enough. If Lapis was PD court, Jasper would've brought it up most likely
>>85623445
>>85623470
>>85623524
I just remembered something about Pearl. She was "a few thousand years old" when she started fighting with Rose.
This is all kinds of weird with what we know now. The colony was still in its earliest stages when the rebellion was getting started, and kindergartens produce gems relatively quickly, so it seems highly unlikely that any of Pink's gems or even Pink herself would be anywhere near that old. This along with her gem placement has convinced me she belonged to White's court. But then she has that pink diamond uniform, and her reaction when Ruby mentioned the shattering...
I'm thinking she started with White, but was given to Pink as a gift.
>>85623606
delete this
>>85623352
The team already has good expressive artists. What they really need is someone who can do proper fight scenes. No use adding redundant staff talent.
Whoops, I dropped my monster gem, which I use for my magnum fusion.
>>85623661
Amber is untested in her capability of boarding fight scenes
>>85623645
Honestly the most plausible idea I've heard yet.
>>85623661
Jeff Liu handled the Bismuth fight very well, I think.
>>85623606
No
>>85623475
The argument isn't whether shards are alive, it's whether Homeworld considers them alive or dead, therefore considering earth "lifeless" since to them it's a symbol of a diamond's death.
>>85623679
JASPER HOLDING GEMS IN HER HANDS LIKE A PLEB WHO CAN'T EVEN BUBBLE.
>>85623686
>Amber is untested in her capability of boarding fight scenes
I wouldn't necessarily say "untested".
http://www.neo-kosmos.com/page/550Though this is less of a fight scene, more of a one-hit.
>>85623645
Sounds good. People cling to to the fact that pearls space suit has a blatant unsubtle pink diamond on it, but there's a valid explanation for it that still has her being originally a WD gem. Jasper's diamond on her uniform these days is yellow upon having gotten a new diamond
Jasper:
>"lost, defective Pearl"
Lost = wandering from diamond to diamond
>>85623725
*and Pearl never bothered to get rid of the pink diamond on her uniform either, she rarely wears it
>>85623725
And of course there's the forehead gem placement. And its white coloration.
Yeah, this is starting to sound really, really solid.
>>85622741
I'm just imagining how they unbubble her, Steven goes healing her and upon reforming she gets defensive as fuck.
But then Amy gives her a big old hug and she just breaks down crying after months of exhaustion, confusion, struggle and defeat.
And then they have to go pick up her fanclub because five Rubies is probably the closest thing to a dog Jasper can get.
And then Eyeball has a panic attack when she realises it's the terrifying renegade Pearl. The Quartz-poofing, Diamond-hunting monstrosity of Earth-veterans' nightmares.
>>85623689
SU fights are only acceptable at best. The choreography is usually quality, but camera changes are extremely dry and simple.
>>85622938
Nice bulge there.
>>85623702
You can only learn to bubble after learning that gem monsters aren't really monsters and really just feel like they're being pelted by marshmellows all the time.
>>85622870
nah, she's cool
>>85623745
Ok, so of our original CGs:
>Sapphire = BD
>Ruby = PD
>Pearl = WD
No original CG being YD upsets this balance I was going for. Maybe Bismuth was YD?
>>85623645
It was stated outright in Back to the Moon that PD was shattered so that Rose and Pearl could be free, Garnet could be herself, etc. Garnet's Ruby half likely belonged to PD, as well as Pearl herself.
>>85623795
>Ruby = PD
I don't think Rubies serve a particular diamond, they seem to just be run of the mill gems for hire
>>85623645
I can go along with that.
Interesting. Pearl could be the oldest gem on Earth.
>>85623701
Peridot seemed to think of the shards as alive, but not sapient.
>>85623756
"I can never join you. Whether you are Rose Quartz or not, that is her gem - that is the gem whom shattered the one I was created to serve."
"...I understand. (sadly) I just don't understand why she shattered Pink Diamond."
"She didn't. I did."
>Everybody turns to look at Pearl with bulging eyes
>>85623795
No, I'm suspecting BD for Bismuth, given how she was likely involved in building the Lunar Sea Spire (though that's a little tenuous, I'll admit).
I do like the idea of a balance though. And they weren't the only original Crystal Gems.
>>85623830
Yellow Diamond's Ruby squad are wearing yellow diamonds, though.
Blue Diamond's Ruby squad aren't wearing any diamonds, possibly because PD had only just been shattered (pink Gems were in BD's court during the episode).
>all these idiots theorising on who Pearl belonged to
She was Rose's Pearl you dumb bitches,
>>85623856
If she was made for Rose, her gem would be on her navel.
>>85623795
BD seems to house all the noble and rare gems like Lapis and Sapphire. We don't know much about WD and PD. YD has the technicians and engineer types. Bismuth was an architect so it could make sense if she belonged to YD.
>>85623830
Even better, Ruby is [other] while Amethyst fills the PD spot (I mean she was supposed to)
>>85623795
>YD Bismuth
Being a black smith is technical similar to being a technician kinda like peri (granted peri is much newer and HW is much techier these days)... So why not? If we're going by roles fitting the Diamond gems serve.
>>85623850
>BD Bismuth
We aren't even sure if the Sea Spire is a BD thing right?
>>85623789
"There, but for the grace of God, go I".
Will Steven be corrupted before the end of the series?
>The Crystal Gems have to try to reach him in his dreams somehow
>But first they have to get the corrupted Steven-monster, who probably looks like any corrupted Quartz, to sleep
>He doesn't really recognize them anymore
>They get increasingly desperate and tearful as everything fails
>But finally, all are exhausted and passed out
>They all meet him in Steven's dreams
>It's completely dark, all they can hear are his desperate shouts
>Gradually, the darkness is lit up faintly by their glowing gems
>Pearl finds him
>"...I have you."
>The others run towards her light
>They wake up
>Steven is decorrupted
>>85623795
I don't think there's any indication Ruby belonged to PD. She wasn't part of BD's "court", sure, but who ever said a court comprises the entirety of BD's gems? It could mean an inner circle of high tier gems.
>>85623850
PD was shattered at least halfway into the war, The Answer was before that point.
>>85623839
Aaaaand that is the point that /sug/ explodes.
A huge reveal piled on an intense moment, and then a giant flashback to PD's death.
12/10, greatest episode of all time.
How do I make this more edgy to appeal to the Tumblr crowd?
Do I add like, a nosebleed or like, draw it from the front and give Steven a black eye or something?
>>85622429
This is always how I've imagined Amethyst would speak if not for censors. I'm hoping someone edits some of these onto clips from the show to make my dreams reality.
Amethyst must be a few hundreds of years old.
Garnet is 5700 years old, but Ruby and Sapphire separate; no idea.
How fucking old is Pearl?
>>85623861
>>85623795
Peridot?
>>85623856
Well, she was WITH Rose, but she didn't BELONG to her.
Truth is, we always assumed she was Rose's "property" so to speak, mainly because Peridot asserted that all Pearls are slaves. But we have yet to have confirmation of that.
>>85623883
>>85623892
I want to see Peridot and Bismuth work together. Especially since Bismuth is a metal.
"..You called Yellow Diamond a WHAT? A little pebble like you?"
>>85623861
Explain why Sapphire's gem is on her hand then if that's the logic you assume gem placement follows.
Oh yeah you can't because that's not how it works you little shit.
>>85623795
Also, Ruby was obviously a BD gem.
Amethyst used to have asian-like eyes, but now they're circles. What happened?
>>85623898
Then what's the deal with BD's court all being either blue or pink? Seems odd otherwise.
I do think that Pink Diamond's shattering would have to be some time into the war, but on the other hand it could've been one of the first actions that took place. Could be done with just Rose and Pearl -- it's not an all-out battle. And Rose is confident enough to threaten Blue Diamond here.
But yeah, a "court" refers to those close to a particular royal figure:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_(royal)
>>85623850
All gems are made to serve Diamonds, so their services can be called on for any Diamond court. They just have stronger ties to their original Diamond. Bismuth was called on to make structures for BD's "thinkers" and WD/PD's "fighters" like Jaspers and Amethysts.
>>85623939
Sapphire is an actual gem, you moron and not a Pearl.
Gems are their own gems, but Pearls mirror their owner's gem placement.
>>85623856
I said this countless times already but Pearl has the same gem placement and same hairstyle as WD. Her skin color is also white. She was WD's pearl no doubt about that. Rose liberated her from that role- assume Rose rebelled against WD first.
>>85623920
Pearl is 5750+"a few" thousand, so probably somewhere around 9000.
>>85623939
Pearls are custom made
>>85623936
>because Peridot asserted that all Pearls are slaves. But we have yet to have confirmation of that.
Yeah we do, Peridot, a Homeworld gem, said that's how it is. Are you saying that Peridot, a gem made on Homeworld, a certified kindergartener, lied?
>>85623947
Simplification to make things more appealing.
They stopped drawing Pearl's nose super long.
>>85623959
>Pearls mirror their owner's gem placement.
Why would you assume that? They are custom made, why wouldn't rose go "Yeah, and place her gem on her forehead! That'd be funny!"
>>85623929
Original CGs of the cast.
>>85623944
Not necessarily.
>>85623913
Well first of all you want to fix that eye it's a bit too high, that ear looks like its falling off. I like the idea of this, i wouldn't add battle scars on Steven's face, but if you want you could do something with the armor and if you want it to be edgier put in some longer thorns.
>>85622951
They already explained staying on model on his birthday episode.
>>85623977
Take a look at how much BP and YP mirror their owners. Gem placement, hairstyle, is the exact same.
Pearls are very likely manufactured to be that way.
>>85623974
Eugh, I prefered Asian-eyes amethyst.
>>85623947
Same reason they stopped making Peridot's eyes ovals with flat bottoms.
>>85623922
Both other Pearls we've seen have matched their owners' gem placements.
>>85623939
I'm not saying that.
>>85623965
Over 9000? :^)
>>85623951
>Then what's the deal with BD's court all being either blue or pink?
Complementary contrasting colors so the screen isn't just a big blue mess.
>>85623920
Oldest to youngest:
>Rose
<4.54 billion
(age of earth)
>Pearl
At least a few thousand years older than 5750
(Present during The Answer, begun to learn sword fighting when she was only a few thousand years old)
>Sapphire
At least 5750
(Garnet stated The Answer took place 5750 years ago.)
>Ruby
At least 5750
>Lapis
Unconfirmed sighting during The Answer, if that was her, she's at least 5750. Confirmed to be present at least near the end of the war in Same Old World
>Garnet
5750
(Formed then)
>Jasper
<4750 - maximum 5,750
(War end to war start)
>Amethyst
4250
(overcooked for 500 years after the war ended)
>Peridot
1 - 4750
(Her arrival in Warp Tour to the end of the war, which she said she wasn't around for)
Note: The war started about 5,750 years ago, and lasted approximately 1,000 years.
>>85623977
Not defending his retarded theory but to be fair Rose was a goofy idiot when she wasn't murdering diamonds so she would do something like that
>>85623987
Weird, the eye looks fine whatever way he's facing, but yeah. The ear looks off if I mirror it.
Longer thorns is a good idea, but I want to keep the armor pristine and shiny.
Maybe the metal bits are shiny and pristine, but the leather bits of the armor have tears?
>>85624007
>When we arrived on Earth from out beyond your star
Pearl wasn't made on Earth. She came there with the Homeworld Gems. Makes her older than Rose.
>>85623999
I wanna cuddle that Bloople.
>>85624007
>>Rose
>4.54 billion
What?
>>85623999
Like I'd believe anything Satan in disguise says.
>>85624023
When did they say Rose was made on Earth?
>>85624023
Oh, niiiice. WD Pearl intensifies
>>85624034
ie. "some age younger than the Earth".
>>85623987
How's this?
Sorry, just a quick MS Paint fix.
>>85624034
There's a lesser than symbol.
>>85624045
Bismuth did.
>I came to Earth thinking this was just another colony. Build another arena for important fighters to fight in, build another spire for important thinkers to think in, and then, I met her. Just another Quartz soldier, made right here in the dirt, but she was different.
Pearl was White diamond's pearl. Her clothes are of any color but white because she's a rebel.
>>85623920
>Amethyst must be a few hundreds of years old.
More like 4500 years. And we're not sure how old Garnet, as a unit, is. Only that she came into existence pretty much at the start of the rebellion, 5750 years ago. The war lasted a thousand years or so, so it ended around 4750 years ago, and Amethyst was born 500 years too late.
Kind of a problem, since elsewhere Pearl states that the prime Kindergarten had been inactive for 6000 years. Even if we assume that by this, she means no Homeworld gem activity had taken place there, it still means Amethst should have been born 5500 years ago instead of 4500.
And Pearl, well, as stated she was "only a few thousand years" old when she started using a sword, which she already was very proficient with when Garnet came into existence.
So AT LEAST 8000 years.
>>85624043
i love pearl's night palette
>>85624043
Satan doing a handstand.
>>85623969
No, I accept that Pearls are meant to be slaves, but I meant that we don't know that Pearl ever belonged to Rose.
Except emotionally, obviously.
>>85623723
damn, thats pretty badass
Have some corrupt babies /sug/
>>85624061
Ohh. Pearls hair was a lot more upright before she poofed in s1.
I appreciated the "hey look guys, we haven't forgotten about any of the early stuff" aspect of Buddy's Book.
Especially the Moon Goddess statue. I wanna find out more about the Moon Goddess.
>>85623951
It simply couldn't have been that early. The kindergarten that made Jasper was set up in the middle of the war, Eyeball knew when Jasper was born, and she asked where she was when PD was shattered.
PD wouldn't need to be shattered for some of her gems to hang out with BD's court. They could have been there to update the new arrivals on the situation, or to learn from the more experienced gems. Hell, the whole building probably belonged to PD and was occupied by those pink gems before BD and pals got there. That would explain the palanquin, she was just a guest.
What happened to PD's Pearl if she isn't Pearl?
>>85624097
>>85624107
That's a good question.
I want to cuddle Martha while watching old MTV and eating chips.
>>85624109
Jasper could've been beastmaster, but now Earthlings soiled it and she's just now bestialitymaster
>>85624104
>tfw heavenbeetlefag
>>85624106
I was thinking "odd coincidence for there to be just PD Gems visiting", but alright, I'm prepared to accept that it was a PD planet and BD was the one visiting with her court.
The Palanquin as seen in Buddy's Book looks like it was abandoned in a hurry.
>>85624058
Looks much better, if you want to make it bit more show accurate, you'd give him bit bigger mouth? chin? bulge but i like your's too Steven looks bit older like that and harsher.
>>85623026
Lapis came first. the egg just got laid.
>>85623993
Custom ordered means that it is up to the one custom ordering to decide what it looks like. That means exactly the opposite, that they can look whatever way the owner wants and don't have to stick to a pattern.
>>85624107
Maybe Pearls are designed to self-destruct at the loss of their master.
What happened to WD?
>>85624107
>>85624140
Are you saying that's not a positive?
>>85624170
>>85624158
An ape muzzle.
>>85624170
Probably off in some other corner of the universe, dealing with her own part of the Gempire. Mural showed her with the most planets.
It is suspicious that we've seen nothing of WD and no clearly WD-following Gems, though. But her mural wasn't concealed from us in the same way Pink's was initially.
>>85624106
Maybe shattering PD ended the rebellion rather than starting it. After she died, the other diamonds came to Earth, recalled all the troops and did whatever it is they did that corrupted almost everybody on the planet. It's up in the air whether the Cluster was made before or after this time.
Perhaps Blue Diamond came to Earth much against the wishes of her younger sister, and that's why Pinky wasn't there, and after the debâcle which lost her Sapphire PD was like "See? You did no better! Leave this to me, it's MY colony!"
>>85624107
Shattered in whatever battle shattered PD, shattered herself in grief, or given to another gem.
Hmm. White adopts pink pearl after her own pearl goes rebel? I'm sticking with Pearl being a gift from White to Pink, but that could work too.
>>85624159
>got laid
>lapis came
>egg
"Lapis Lays an Egg" condensed version
>>85624152
Talk about a Chekhov's Gun. What are they? What are they for? Does Heaven Beetle miss his little house? What was that bird doing there and why did it consist of so many smaller gems?
>>85624163
Reconfirming that Pearl did not belong to Rose Quartz.
>>85624058
I gave fixing it a shot in GIF form.
The main things were
-Lowering the eye
-The neck
-The ear
I just think the ear would be best if you left it more cartoony since you did the face cartoony too. I also thought that extending the back of the hair looked better.
Love the armor and the rose vines.
>>85624104
>Nobody notices that the statue is holding a white diamond
>The figurine has been WD's custom prison for millennia but Steven and the CGs have been storing it in a cupboard under the stairs.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>85624184
She's the final boss, after they defeat YD (and if the show continues that long)
my question is why the hell Blue Diamond came to earth in the return? Given the soldiers sent to Earth YD clearly took over management of the colony during and after the rebellion (or at least she was charged with monitoring it), so why did BD need to make an appearance?
>>85624221
Nah. Wrong shape. That'd be funny though.
So many Jaspers.
So little time.
>>85624180
The murals are prophecies. It prophesied Peridot using the drill to "conquer" the many handed Cluster. The figure is holding a drill and has triangle hair The five point hair shape inside it could be her future hairstyle after poofing for that nice convenient star.
>>85624170
Still active. Seeing the corruption bomb pretty much kills the theory that Yellow was the only one. She's just the one running the cluster project, and thus the only one with a reason to still be fucking around with earth.
>>85624231
so many jaspers
so little belly rub
>>85624191
An inauguration gift on the occasion of the opening of the Prime Kindergarten on her colony. "She will serve you well, sister."
"And remind me of you, sister."
(Pearl blushing)
>>85624231
IT'S DAT BOI, LEFTY IS THERE BABY
>>85624223
...She had a Sapphire?
>>85624214
if those were actual gems, why didn't they reform after being freed?
>>85624248
I thought it's name was butt-face. Oh well.
>>85624221
Lapis all over again
>>85624223
>Given the soldiers sent to Earth YD clearly took over management of the colony during and after the rebellion (or at least she was charged with monitoring it)
Or maybe just after.
Blue Diamond could've been fighting the war when they still thought Earth to be a viable colony, and that it was worth actually fighting for.
Yellow Diamond was definitely in charge of the Cluster.
>>85624261
>there are people who still don't know the names of the two clusters that /sug/ latched on to for some reason
>>85624254
They were instantly bubbled by Opal's attack, I thought.
(checks) Yeah. Interesting attack. Would be handy as fuck as an area-effect attack. Too bad Amethyst was born after the war.
>>85624296
i didn't mean the bird gems, i meant the two gems in the picture.
>>85622728
Pearl should have Niko Bellic's voice. Don't ask why,it just fits!
>>85624310
...That is a very excellent question.
...Hypothesis: they are indeed two of the three remaining diamonds, somehow poofed, and once they are freed, it still takes hours for them to reform.
...Also, it took Pearl TWO WEEKS to reform. Amethyst is very quick, but that is precisely the reason we have seen her do it so often.
Ruby and Sapphire also didn't reform immediately.
Its time for everyone favorite pastime:Human AUs
>>85624344
>>85624231
Its kind of weird that all the monsters look alike (aside from Lefty) but they're all different colours
Also does this mean Lefty is made from pieces of various Jaspers?
>>85624061
>>85624261
No, that's Steven's real name.
>>85624352
>>85624244
>Pink had Pearl call her "little sister"
>called her big sister
>she got to do a White Diamond impression that would've made the real one boiling mad
>the half-joke became a genuine relationship over time because Pearl actually was much older
>she was traumatized by Pink's death because she genuinely loved serving her
>>85624359
Well, they changed it, didn't they?
>>85624344
>>85624352
I feel triggered.
>>85624214
>Reconfirming that Pearl did not belong to Rose Quartz.
How so? Rose'sgem didn't het shattered, it still lives on attached to Steven's bellybutton.
>>85624344
Why does Garnet have that Michael Jackson disesse
>>85624344
>>85624352
stop
never again
>>85624352
Opal, Rainbow Quartz, Sardonyx, WHO?? , Sugilite, Smokey
>>85624358
They're all quartz.
Also I think Jasper just kind of found it wondering around, it can't be our Lefty. Does that mean that Homeworld figured out a kind of process to make cluster gems form guaranteed by taking certain shards and putting them together in a specific way?
>>85624389
>WHO??
I think that's Malachite.
>>85624389
I think that's Malachite?
I thought the second one was Opal and couldn't figure out who the fuck the first one was
>>85624364
this one is kinda ok
>>85622460
But robots are rocks; silicon.
>>85624344
>>85624344
>shoe'd lapis
sickening
>>85624400
I love Lefty but why would anyone make her on purpose
>>85624344
>vitiligo Garnet
>head dress Peridot
>abundant tokenism
>yet gives Bismuth more conventionally attractive form
It's great how blindly selective tumblr is about their sjw causes.
>>85624358
It means she gathered mostly Quartz (either because they're just really common or because she wanted fellow soliders), but she wasn't so picky that she passed up non-quartz like the roadrunner, a water bear, or that random cluster experiment.
>>85624218
I like that, thanks. Will definitely take it into account for the finished version
>>85624352
Why the fuck is Opal so short and with stumpy legs? She should be about as tall as Rainbow, and definitely much taller than Smoky. trash/10
>>85624405
Lets finish in a high note with this masterpiece
So to be clear, episodes only comes out on thursdays now?
>>85624469
yes anon, but they seem to leak on Tuesday
>>85624469
Yeah but they leak on Tuesdays
>tfw no Opal in season 4
>>85624158
That was the intention. Steven should look like, well, constantly tired.
>>85622961
Was the egg cell rose's gem?
>>85624476
>>85624482
thanks, I really appreciate it
>>85624483
>tfw no Sugilite ever
>>85624482
>>85624476
Do we know that this one's gonna leak on Tuesday though?
>>85624495
Happy to help anon
>>85624497
>Do we still have to pay her?
>>85624401
>>85624403
Now it's so obvious.
>>85624405
This one is pretty good. But man, they can't draw hands. Look at those fingers.
>>85624344
>Uh oh, I'm surrounded by darkies and there's a grenade between me and the door.
>>85624405
man something about this ship just makes sense
pairing the most dainty and effeminate gem with the most rugged and butch one. And plus they have a rocky history together. A part of me wants them to reconcile and start CONCEPTUALLY fusing at the bottom of the ocean.
>>85624517
>Sugi will never get a proper speaking role again
Life is sad
>>85624561
**CONSENSUALLY
I was just thinking. When Jasper says, on first meeting with Steven that she's disgusted and that she once "respected" Rose's methods, isn't that OOC considering how torn up she is about Rose shattering Pink Diamond?
>>85624577
Their own fault for falling for the guest actor meme.
>>85624577
i want sugilite tosit on me and call me her worthless plaything
>>85624352
These ones are kind of cute.
>>85624344
Garnet looks like a psychopath. I think it's the glasses.
>>85624599
She respect Rose as a war tactician.That dosent mean that she respect Rose as a being
>>85624412
>human designs where they get creative, but don't stray too far with skin color and stay true to the designs given in the show
This artist did good.
>>85624599
Hate and respect are not mutually exclusive.
Rose is a horrible traitor to Homeworld but she didn't fight like a bitch and that matters at least a little.
>>85624602
I just want to be crushed by Sugi's giant soft ass
>>85624421
They are experiments, so I assume they want to make sure they can relibly make clusters using certain shards on purpose, maybe so they can save resources (shards) when making more big clusters.
S4E1
>Kindergarten kid
S4E2
>Know your fusion
S4E3
>Buddy's book
S4E4
>Mindful education
S4E5
>Future boy Zoltron
S4E6
>Onion Steven
S4E7
>Lion 4: the prequel
S4E8
>Unbubbled
S4E9
>Mindception
S4E10
>Steven's army
S4E11
>Gal pals
S4E12
>Gem harvest
S4E13
>Gem grade
S4E14
>Keep beach city weirder
S4E15
>Last one out of Beach City
S4E16
>Monster crew
S4E17
>Space Rubies
S4E18
>Camp pining gems
S4E19
>Capture the wag
S4E20
>Home run
S4E21
>Cellmates
S4E22
>Kindergarten k-625
S4E23
>Era two
S4E24
>Howlite of the hour
S4E25
>Escape to Mask Island
S4E26
>Lapis lays and egg
S4E27
>Shattered
>>85624629
>hey baby
>>85624606
Its because one of her eyes is red and the other is fucking glowing.
>"human au"
>blatantly inhuman features
Post Sugi, my folder is lacking.
>>85624669
sure
>>85624643
chat shit
get banged
>>85624665
They only look red/glowing because of the glasses though, they're tinted.
Which is honestly, just... not very true to the design, there's probably a better way to convey "this is the one who is made up out of the red and blue gems" but Garnet's glasses are regular, monocolor shades.
>>85624643
Highly precarious and anti-heterosexual
I didn't realize Tang had a new video out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyeiFbZHAK0
>>85624513
>>85624669
sure, I've got a couple
>>85624688
cute jokeI'm jaded with Jojo, manga is not the way to experience this, I'm realizing. Just finished GioGio and the last handfull of chapters were awful, I couldn't for the life of me understand anything that wasn't explicitly spelled out in text, my mind just can't grasp colorless drawings of his style. I'm so fucking done with stands, I'm convinced he can't do anything interesting with them considering the last big villain had the same shit as Dio. So I move on to Stone Ocean and what do I get in the description? More stands. Fucking kill me anon.
>>85623033
>tfw a bunch of the crewniverse including Sugar liked my Garnfield image
that was a good day
>>85624405
Lapis looks like marie Kanker in that pic
>>85624669
>>85624366
That's funny and sad.
But how could she ever join the rebellion if she loved Pink Diamond?
>>85624376
Maybe, but Rose is dead.
>>85624409
Silica is rock (in fact it's quartz) but silicon is a metal.
...Then again, so is Bismuth. Gah.
>>85624422
>abundant tokenism
Leave that shit at the door.
>>85624454
..Leave that shit also at the door! Gah! Fucked at both ends!
>>85624513
That cycling animation was very bad.
Post some cute insects /sug/
>>85624777
I LOL'd.
BEAT
BEAT
MOSQUITO
>>85624848
crickets are only good for fishing senpai
From 'Batgirl'.
...We were so young.
SHE'S SO
SHE'S SO
I HEARD A
THorggghaukil lme kil m l kill me
>>85624893
oh.
>>85624893
but honestly could anyone have really predicted sugalite?
Connie's on-screen death when?
>>85624622
>>85624893
Well at least they got the palettes and body shapes correct.
>>85624893
The colour palettes are actually pretty good, bar Sardonyx
>>85624893
Was this amber?
that's all I got anon sorry
>>85624931
Sucks that Jamie didn't do anything lewd in Buddy's Book.
>didn't even take off his coat in the desert
Why did Rose look at me when she said "For any reader to experience"? What was she trying to tell me?AMETHYST SAID SENPAI I AM SO ANGRY
>>85624954
I have no idea.
>>85624987
She's telling you to stop being autistic and just enjoy the show. Rose wants you to have a good time anon
>>85624361
and his middle name is 'cutie-pie'.
...he's got a weird name.
"Butt-face Cutie-pie Universe"
>>85624373
here, maybe some gem points will make you feel better.
>>85624513
Peal likes the backseat, just to have Garnet's ass in her face.
>>85622432
I believe that when Jasper is cured, she'll most likely want to be left alone and go off to the sunset.
>>85624513
>>85624765
I tried
Footfags inspired by Lapis no doubt...
>>85624987
>AMETHYST SAID SENPAI
She did? Liar. When?
Preggo Rubies when?
>>85624483
fuckin crewniverse, best fusion design and they let the character rot :(
>>85625040
...But she'll sneak back on week-ends for a quick, dirty, guilty fusion with Lapis.
>>85625030
Pinocchio
>>85625005
Sounds like the kind of name Rose would give someone without even realizing what she just did.
>What do you mean butt-face is not a wonderful name!? Butts are cute and so are faces!
>>85624883
Garnet does like Coke...
Remember these?
>>85625046
I'll be YOUR roundabout.
>>85625061
Filter fucked my post. She said the abbreviation of "family".
>>85624974
I bet Joy and Fear get to drive the most.
>>85625094
the gemlings? sure.
'Twas on the good ship Malachite...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_JeKZd9ecE
...She has since changed her point of view.
>>85624344
>giving Garnet vitiligo
>not Jasper
what the fuck.
>>85625094
Bring the gemlings back
Dead Connie when?
>>85625124
I want all of them
>>85625221
soon
Stop spamming /tlhg/
>>85625162
when were they popular ?
t. summerfag
>>85625242
>CONNIE?!
>SHE WAS SUDDENLY BLOWN AWAY!
>IMPOSSIBLE!
>>85625250
Year, year and a half ago, I figure.
Time flies.
>>85624954
Yes it was.
Gemlings are a sad loss.
>>85625302
lewd
Just look at this.
>>85625315
>>85625291
I have no idea what this is.
>>85625321
>>85625321
>"That's probably not necess--"
>Garnet
Favourite part.
>>85625302
This one is just mean after Earthlings.
>>85622563
she's a hottie
>>85625321
>>85625356
Have a pretty Jasper.
>>85625321
Eh.
>>85625350
Same.
>>85625242
>Piryanka: "You are staying safe on these magic outings, right Connie?"
>Connie: "Of course, mom. I've never even gotten a scratch except for the one time I got a splinter and used the first aid kit you gave me."
>[aside]
>Steven: [whispering] "I don't know how I feel about lying to your mom, Connie."
>Connie: [whispering] "What are you talking about, Steven?"
>Steven: [whispering] "You- You've died and I've brought you back like eight and a half times... You aren't remembering that I've been bringing you back?"
>[Connnie horrified]
>>85622875
pearl tells her that she can't talk about that with anyone anon
>>85625371
I miss those klutz-Rose strips.
>>85624643
>Lapis lays an egg
Can't wait for that fan art
>>85624454
>implying amethyst wouldn't tell him to stop being a fucking faggot
>>85625373
>>85625450
Funny that this is like the exact opposite of what actually happened.
>>85625361
Is there more?
>>85625395
That is actually rather intense when you think about it.
>Watching some footage of a war
>"oh hey there is me"
>"and i got... shot... a lot actually..."
>medic comes over
>stabs me with magic
>violent shudder and get back up completely fine
could make for an interesting sci-fi setting
>>85625396
>Rose might just pop out and reform one day when they find out about gem duplication inepisode 9 season 6
>>85625463
delete this
>>85624669
>>85625475
Nope.
But the artist is http://su2gold.tumblr.com/ who has a lot of similar good art. Mostly of Amethyst.
>>85625395
The half was when Slinker shattered Connie's spine and paralyzed her.
>>85625395
>"I mean, according to dad, he's died around 5 times when dating my mom due to her sheer ignorance of how human bodies work."
>"And he seems fine!"
>>85625321
v v cute
>>85625520
perfect
>>85625511
Thank you, anon.
>>85625494
Noooooo! Mi Torta!
>>85625476
No, Perinaldo is otp
Post Gemsonas
I wonder what Tiger Philanthropist will be about.
>>85625494
Good stuff. They're also Korean.
Why are westaboos always so adorable.
>>85625527
>"And he seems fine!"
>>85625548
please get the fat autist away from my green dorito
>>85625371
hahaha
>>85625569
Never
>>85625548
DELETE
T
H
I
S
>>85625527
>>"And he seems fine!"
>permanently red
>>85625550
mlp gemsonas...
>>85625569
Peridot may be an autist, but she isn't fat, anon.
>>85625494
what caused the power outage again?
>>85625577
this is disgusting, please delete this immediately !
>>85625566
>Right, dad?
>If every porkchops were perfect
>If every porkchops were perfect
>If every porkchops were perfect
>If every porkchops were perfect
>...Yeah, he's fine.
>>85625476
>could make for an interesting sci-fi setting
all these hours of lurking
are finally paying off
[opens MS word]
[save's to short stories folder as "ANOTHER STOLEN IDEA"]
>ITS GOING ON MY BLOG
>>85625594
Pearl testing her anti-robot EMP device.
It worked perfectly as an EMP device.
At least a fictional EMP device. I don't understand why so many writers apparently have no idea what an EMP actually is or what it does. "Oh look, the power came back on!"
>>85625593
this is the image that pushed us to the limit
joy
>>85625030
I want one of these things in my living room
>>85625395
>Steven having to stop fighting, run over to Connie's body, and kiss her back to life.
>Every single battle.
That's oddly romantic.
>>85625634
>he gets really really sick of it
falls out of love
>>85625634
Well, less kissing and more slathering her wounds with saliva.
Not nearly as romantic.
Last for best ship
>>85625634
It's like Fifty First Dates, but with death. "Fifity First Dates with Death."
>>85625666
Pretty sneaky satan
>>85625634
>Connie: "AAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH!"
>Connie's dismembered arm lying beside her.
>Steven jogs over, licks his hand, slaps Connie's stump, and sticks the arm back on.
>[magical sparkles begin appearing around the wound]
>Steven: *GASP*
>Steven hurriedly rotates the arm such that it doesn't heal facing the wrong direction.
>Connie looks dazed for a few moments before acting like nothing ever happened.
>>85625612
HELP POLICE I'M BEING ROBBED
HELP HELP HELP ARREST THEM QUICKLY BEFORE THEY ESCAPE
I actually remember something ~similar~ in a humanity fuck yeah story
The story was the standard military wank but it had a small twist in that it was a doco about a veteran, He received a few medals for confirming their sides losses. In this story the human forces would clone and upload the most recent snap shot of the soldiers brain and send them back out but only if someone 100% confirmed your death. The idea being that you getting captured, put in a camp, rescued 10 years later to fine 'you' living a perfectly normal life was immoral and unethical.
>Tell me henry what was the worst thing about the battle of iosde'lep?
>I wasn't about to confirm my son;-;
Well, image limit reached.
Any of you wants to share their theories and headcanons?
>>85625321
Hnnnng
>>85625742
All new Rose Quartzes created in Kindergartens are shattered instantly.
>>85625742
There will be a Black Pearl gem, who will be a nemesis for CG Pearl.
>>85625722
I'm a big believer that all sci-fi at its heart needs a good idea. The story is only meant to make that idea palatable and easy to digest, especially if you want to make a book accessible. The presence of a solid, thought provoking novel idea is what sets good sci-fi apart from pot-boiling rubbish.
A few lines of greentext can supply enough ideas for a terrific sci-fi story, be it short or long. I steal ideas quite a lot, but given how often or not the anons supplying these good ideas aren't going to actually do anything with them, I don't often feel too guilty. /tg/ and /vg/ are my main resources in this regard. And /sug/ now, apparently.
>>85625742
Pearl is White Diamond in siguise.
>>85625742
I want Pink Diamond to be the one who taught Rose to appreciate Earth life, also kind of fun loving such that PD and Rose seem like BFFs in a work setting. But Homeworld ordered Pink Diamond to turn Earth into a Type 2 colony. PD was sad but she chose duty over Earth. Rose chose Earth. 1,500 years later Rose was forced to shatter her god-queen and best friend.
>>85625742
White Diamond is ice cold and the other two are "equals", like how garnet was perceived in the early episodes by Pearl and Amethyst
>Blue: "Yellow Diamond how can we be losing?'
>Yellow "I don't know but I'm calling a retreat, lets get out of here, we'll never win at this rate."
>Blue "This operation is failure, we are leaving this planet"
>White "We are not leaving this planet
>Blue + Yellow "W-White Diamond?"
>White fires Corruption Lazer at the planet
>White "Now we are leaving"
>Blue "..... Pink Diamond was still down there..."
>White "No, she was shattered by Rose Quartz, Yellow Diamond prime the Cluster"
>Yellow "Right away, Pearl how many soliderS did we pull back in time"
>Yellow Pearl " 78% my Diamond..."
>Blue "May the Makers preserve us... "
>>85625780
Black Pearl?http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/pirates/images/a/a1/Pearl_under_Jack_Sparrow.png/revision/latest?cb=20100601171911
>>85625708
>Connie becomes famous amongst HW forces as a human that refuses to die
>Many even fear to battle her knowing that nothing they do will kill her.
>Steven just sighs as he prepares several bottle of his spit for her to have during battles.
Why isn't Steven helping the world with his healing spit?
>>85625476
>>85625612
Destiny touches on that a bit. Player respawning is an in-universe mechanic and its mentioned that guardians abuse the everloving shit out of it to make human wave tactics viable, clear minefields by walking in a straight line, train with live ammo, and combine space magic with repeated suicide to induce visions.
>>85624893
That Sugilite looks like if Amy fused with Sapphire
>>85625804
dry mouth.
>>85625798
>>85625780
these headcannons are actually ok
on the black pearl note, this show certainly needs some more bad guys now the ruby pentagroup has been sent into space
guys , what if nathan m johnson directed the ost for fight scenes?
>>85622754
Has anyone filled these out with the known fusions?
>>85625803
But comrade, all humans water sacks look alike.
>>85625395
>the first time was terrifying. but after we knew you always would be ok sometimes was even kinda funny
>remember the time you fell off that cliff?
>>85625802
DOO DOO DA DA DOO DOO DA DA DOO DOO DA DOO DOOOO
>>85625799
>the Makers
They already swear by the stars and cosmos, the only concept of a diety they have is a moon goddess.
>>85625742
Pearl and Rose did have a romantic relationship.
>>85625666
satan confirmed for shit taste
>>85625857
YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT
Confession time?
I think Lapis and Peridot are overrated and that Garnet, Amy and Steven deserve more love.
>Steven and Amethyst fuse into Smoky Quartz while Peridot's right there
>she does not say "Holy smokes!"
Wasted opportunity.
>>85622862
Switch Pearls' bubble to amy and its perfect.
Pearl is the salt/cuck queen of this show.
>>85625895
I think that's the ironic point
>>85625885
Agreed.
I dislike Peridot's metal powers.
>>85625886
They shit the bed on that one.
>>85625885
I gotta agree anon.
Its why I tend to put the episodes that Zuke always said "This one is special to me" because I knew one or both would show up.
>>85625895
That's the joke tho.
>>85623396
No.
>>85625847
I'm not sure its actually called the moon goddess. The book got everything else wrong and that's the only mention of a goddess we've ever seen.
I think it was BD statue, the CGs had already read the book, and decided to go with Buddy's name because they weren't ready to even mention the diamonds around Steven at that point.
>>85625885
i love and hate Lapidot,i don't like the ship in general (especially how people will try to shove it down my throat) but their canon interactions are really cute and i want to see more of them.
>>85625932
>I'm not sure its actually called the moon goddess. The book got everything else wrong and that's the only mention of a goddess we've ever seen.
They say "moon goddess" in Cheeseburger Backpack.
I remember because it stood out as being pretty weird and significant back when we knew nothing.
>>85625932
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x348unr?GK_FACEBOOK_OG_HTML5=1
"Moon goddess statue".
>>85625395
>connie: eight and a half?
>steven: well, last time took us a while to find your legs. amethyst had to pretend to be you the whole week
>>85625926
>>85625909
>joke over head.bmp
Well I feel Ruby.
>>85625742
the diamonds will fuse
>>85625963
>>85625956
Moon goddess could just be a name humans gave to it. As much as they like to act it, Garnet and Pearl aren't all knowing, and given how they seemed to have shared a relationship with humans over the thousands of years, I can see a situation where a group of humans sought their help with a "moon goddess".
Or it could just be that it's episode 3 of the entire show, when magic was still a thing.
>>85625982
I sure hope so.
>>85624577
THEY NEED TO CHANGE THE VOICE ACTOR PLEASE I NEED SUGI SPEAKING AGAIN
>>85625982
http://dialmformags.tumblr.com/post/149115469443/ok-who-was-it-that-said-that-the-diamond-fusion
>>85622587
LMHSMMFHSMSMMFSSQCFL+M+H
THE BEST GEM IS ______.
>>85626023
god I hate the way people speak on tumblr
or at least, that general way of speaking
it's the same on reddit
and here when people get excited enough
upon reassessment i just hate everything
>>85625742
serious question:
when a gem shapeshifts, does her gem have to remain the same size, or can it change size/shape too?
>>85626039THE BEST GEM
I'm going to the grocery store, do you guys want anything?
>>85626039
Bara Steven
>>85625857
One-sided. Rose was just nice to everyone and wasn't really good at perceiving how much she mattered to some people until Greg. Pearl, on the other hand, owes her entire being to Rose and therefore is more or less enslaved to her.
>>85626039
The pale slave.
>>85626039
Vidalia.
>>85626051
I'm craving a Snickers.
>>85626051
a pack of spearmint gum would be nice.
>>85625956
>>85625963
That's my point, they could have been calling it the moon goddess statue back then to hide what it really was.
>>85626039
Pearl
>>85626039
MY OC GEM, RHINESTONE
>>85626065
>I'm craving a Snickers.
you not going anywhere for a while?
>>85626047
No idea now that you ask it.
I'd say the gem probably can change in size, but not shape.
Would probably get our answers if we just watch a few episodes where Amethyst shapeshifts a lot.
>>85626075
Rheinhardt?From Legend of Galactic Heroes, not that garbage TF2 ripoff
>>85626051
The will to live.
>sadsteven.png
>>85625722
Actually that hs happening in Glen Cook's The Dragon Never Sleeps.
The galaxy is pummeled into peacefulness by hyperadvanced battleships that will stomp out wars and run on cloned personnel that have lived for thousands of years in a series of bodies with regular memory updates and backup drives at home base so they can remake a lost ship entirely.
They also have a central AI and an immortal council of artificially projected consciousnesses of old officers.
The soldiers are basically forever 20ish and bang like rabbits because they are all sterile clones and probably won't remember anyway because to them there is no difference between waking up from cryostasis before combat and a new copy being made.
They just fuck and fight. Only officers of a skeleton crew are even conscious during downtime and age.
In effect the soldiers remember their family, but they are likely dead for millennia while they still sail the stars in their coffin ships.
>>85625967
>steven: yeeaaah... you're banned for life from the library and i wouldn't go to funland anymore if i was you
>>85625321
I don't think Pearl would be the one to stop Garnet from attacking amethyst. Also Gems come out as adults, so it's kinda weird that she's acting like a new born baby.
>>85626047
>>85626087
Seems like they don't.
http://i.imgur.com/yiuCv3r.png
But then they change size when they fuse to be more in proportion with the fusions.
>>85626051
Doritos and water.
>>85626051
i want greg. bring me greg.
An old classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-oZ6Ol1c2g
>its another fucking connie episode
REEEEEEE
>>85626039
PERIDOT
>>85626168
>Garnet pops her fingers
To do that you'd need bones.
>>85626164
Anon said the grocery store, not the Greg store.
>>85626115
that's neato
we /sff/ now? that general is consistently boring
>>85625995
>Moon goddess could just be a name humans gave to it.
I don't believe Pearl would pick up a human name for a Gem object. She still considers humans as little more than monkeys (and rightly so).
>>85626047
The suggestion is that the gem grows in size when she fuses. It seemed to happen to Malachite, in any event.
>>85626051
Bottle of Coke.
>>85626057
>Pearl, on the other hand, owes her entire being to Rose
...Do we have confirmation on that?
>>85626115
Ah, 'for young adults'?
>>85626142
Being overcooked did seem to screw with her programming. Gems are supposed to know exactly what they are right out of the hole, but Amethyst didn't really know anything until Peridot and Jasper started infodumping.
>>85626182
She cracks her neck in Ocean Gem
>>85626183
>>85626051
fine, grab any guy who's fat and has a beard
>>85626170
>this time with 800% more Connie
kill me
Saph episode can't come soon enough
>>85626168
That's incredibly traumatic. I don't think I could have coped with watching dozens of myself dying as well as Steven did.
>>85626203
I only just noticed it this time. I don't know why it took me this long.
Why the hate for Connie?
>>85626278
she's not peridot
>>85626278
She's boring
>>85626278
shes a fucking DOT, steven. she isn't LIKE US get it?
t. peedee
>>85626278
Connie gets a bara husbando, sword training from Pearl, and gets to go on missions.
Fucking bitch. I'm jealous. I CAN'T SELF INSERT AS A LITTLE INDIAN GIRL, SUGAR. I CAN'T.
>>85626039Smokey Quartz
>>85626168
Just a reminder that the real Stephen died
>>85626278
I don't appreciate a character whose only discernable personality trait is 'likes to read'
>>85626320
but they were all real stevens
>>85626278
Everyone's jealous that she gets to fuseand bangSteven.
>>85625789
I hate the concept of "stealing" an idea.
It's a thought of a concept. You can adopt that, but you can't steal it. You can steal plans for a machine, a piece of gold, or an algorithm. But an idea? I see that you can steal a motor system, but you can't steal the principle of the combustion engine.
You still have a major transformative and developing effort going into your work when you use an idea you heard somewhere.
Really, every new idea is based on a hundred other things. Such a thing as an independent idea does not exist. It is always about transferring a principle, mixing existing concepts or a new way of going about something.
>>85626320
He didn't die. The time line would have straightened out. All that really happened is that the events of the episode never actually occurred.
>>85626344
i'm not
>>85626278
I find her delightful.
>>85626148
I just realised how silly garnets gem positioning is
>bitch slap a mother fucker
>crack your gem
>hi five a motherfucker
>crack your gem
then again maybe because she is a fusion cracking the gem merely separates the fused gems? does the fusion crack carry over to the parts? does the crack remain if the fusion gets cracked and does a little "apart together" reset or is that healed? Is in a case of if one fusion's gems are cracked the component in question cracked and the other is fine?
QUESTIONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85626361
No, the real-time line was the one in which he used the ball. This timeline is gone and in its place a new, where it does not touch the ball. Real Steven died.
>>85626444
if only the show was Connie Universe
>>85626278
Same concept as hate for townies. Time spent on the human cast is time that could have been used on space rocks.
Its just amplified with Connie because she's a more prominent character and actively butting in on space rock business.
i'm gay
>>85626444
At least her weapons double as protection for her gems
>>85626477
same
>>85626463
now i want to see fan art of Steven as if Rose fell in love with a different male townie like Yellowtail or something
>>85626477
On /sug/ that's as redundant as saying 'I live on Earth'
>>85626477
Tell Garment to fuse with you
>>85626278
I don't hate her. She's a nerdy kid who's still coming to grips with everything around her and wants to do her best for her new friends.
Friends are a recent thing for her, since her parents (especially her mother) are a bit overbearing and school has always been their driving force.
Now there's this whole world of things going on that's like the fantasy books she escaped into that she's just excited about because, in the end, she's a kid.
>>85626456
You're a bit of a wanker, aren't you, old son?
>>85626477
Duh.
>>85626510
People seem to forget she's not even 13 yet.
>>85626493
Get us leaks or stop useless tripfagging
>>85626542
Old enough to pee, etc.
>>85626592
...old enough to poop?
I don't think I've heard that saying before.
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN!
>>85626627
WHAT ABOUT STEVEN?
>>85626188
>Ah, 'for young adults'?
Nope. He writes general scifi, fantasy, hardboiled fantasy noir, some really crude shit...
The man has written a ton of stuff over the decades and half of it is shit, but there are always interesting ideas in it. He just can't end shit properly and after a few books in a series someone starts adopting children.
Dragon Never Sleeps is high-concept scifi he wrote after he apparently heard of transhumanism.
Garret P.I. is a series of noir detective stories in fantasy 30s Chicago.
Black Company is a series about mercs doing merc things in a world if gods and wizards of terrifying power.
Instrumentalities of the Night is effectively the historical Albingensian Crusade with a completely different concept of gods and magic.
Darkwar is the edgiest shit a man who was about 40 in the 80s could have written to sound like a light novel author today. Really edgy shit about cannibalistic magical space furries with anple amounts of prophecy, castration, betrayal, logical inconsisyency and forced plot. You'd think that shit was from the internet age.
>>85626627
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SIX OTHER LIONS?
>>85626630
THERE'S NO TIME!
>>85626640
YOU GOT THIS PEARL
>>85626639
>it took six attempts to get Lion right
>>85626639
THEY CAN FORM VOLTRON AND FLY TO THE NEXT THREAD!
>>85626646
OOOOOOOOHOHHOOOOHOHOHOH
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>85626662
IT'S TIME... TO FORM VOLTRON!
>>85626663
NICE ONE
>>85626633
I was kidding, suggesting that rather brutal scenario is suited for young adults.
>>85626456
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox
>>85626690
OH MY GOSH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE A FUSION ALL THE TIME!
we're going for page 11 boys
>>>85626796
bread
>>85626810
kek that cross-thread link
but thanks anon
>>85624777
>I ate those food