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poel
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>85626796
We're back, baby!
>>85626806
WHERE THE FUCK IS MINDFUL EDUCATION LEAKS FUCKING HELL YOU PIECES OF SHIT LAYING AROUND THE SIDEWALK FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEE ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Leeks when?
>>85626840
jfc the previews aren't even on their server yet. chill
>>>>>>REMINDER<<<<<<
PINK DIAMOND WAS THE MOST VIOLENT TYRANT
>>>>>>REMINDER<<<<<<
Steven Pearl fusion, it still needs work.
Post gemsonas.
>>85626870
>MOST VIOLENT TYRANT
>only had one fucking planet
>>85626806
There's a frame in that gif, that's used as the thumbnail, which makes it look like Pearl has a black eye.
>>85626870
she was most likely head of military
>ruby infantry
>jasper commando
>amethyst specialist
>nephrite scout
>>85626895
>orange horse has green gem
>yellow horse has green gem
>>85626895
>>85626900
She keeps breaking them.
Best ship
>>85626905
I think you're seeing what you want to anon
>>85626907
>nephrite
>mentioned only one time
we can't be sure anon even if she did arrive before the diamond song and fought in a war she didn't sign up for.
Post rare Bombadils
>>85627002
Cocи, дayн
>>85627006
another anon here
u a blind nigga he be right
its brief though, on the left eye
>>85627006
It's quick and one frame. It's from the fact the artist has two lines at the top of her left eye, spaced just far enough away to make it look like that.
Somebody posted this on /toy/, how can one person have that many Peridots?
>Lady of the sea
>happy as can be
>can't help but wonder
>if she'd be happier with me
>>85627096
Either shit luck, trading for them, or buying a lot of boxes and only showing the Peri's. Occam's Razor says it's the latter.
Guys Is it wrong wanting Lapis to Die?
>>85627058
no SU character fills the Bombadil archetype though
>>85627096
>limb enhancers
>into the trash
>>85627096
where's that anon who said he'll make shillions out of these toys?
>>85627117
dead meme, dead guy
>>85627117
Get out of here, Jasper. Lapis already picked Peridot and Steven over you.
Eventually, Peridot and Steven are going to fuse and then Lapis' life will be a neverending series of mind-shattering orgasms.
And you won't even get to watch.
nth for Jasper = CDi Ganon
>>85627146
not if she dies laying an egg
>>85626907
That doesn't hold up anymore. Gems are a military race, the head of the military of a thousands of years old empire would not be stuck with a single planet that was only just being turned into a colony.
The diamonds may have their own preferences that result in them or their gems being slightly better at certain things, but I don't think they're hyperspecialized to the point that only one of them is in charge of the entire empire's military, the other is in charge of all diplomacy, and so on.
how long until she poofs and gets a cool reskin?
>>85627117
>>85627158
i miss him ;_;
>>85627165
No.
>>85627153
I still think she'll get it
did nothing wrong gem
>>85627117
>>85627158
Did van darkholme die?
>>85627204
nah, the lady of the sea anon did
>>85627188
>literally confirmed hw gem solider
>did nothing wrong
>>85626796
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Was she autistic?
>>85627168
so you support the theory that WD is prometheus and not a biproduct of an even more ancient forerunner race? and that Diamonds were made for the expansion for the glory of homeworld with their own differing methods?
>>85627235
She had an alien mindset. Her experiences came from her own perspective.
>>85627273
Halloween version when ?
>>85627235
Maybe.....
>>85627280
forgive me if it's a little late to be discussing lore anon
>>85627222
she was a pilot and was brought to earth to build, and was later conscripted into the war.
If each gem has a designated purpose and they aren't meant to deviate, and she's a pilot, then by logic she wasn't a soldier. Sure she saw combat but that doesn't mean she's a soldier
Can a gemget pregnant?
>>85627330
>close air support
>drop ship
>bombing runs
soldier confirmed
>>85627235
Only from your limited Earthling perspective
>>85627302
let's start a series when a gem gets poofed and they reform on a particular holiday, that their reformed clothes reflect that holiday.(preferably in a sexy manner)
for example, Jasper reforms on christmas, and she is in a sexy santa outfit.
>>85626895
Quality
>>85627351
>What is Steven?
>>85627351
Rose Quartz did just that
>>85627354
when was any of that mentioned in regard to Centipeetle?
>>85627280
I think WD was the first diamond, but there's not enough info to make a solid guess on where she came from.
She might be the first gem ever and just rocketed out of Homeworld one day, or maybe a creator race whipped her up to help manage their fancy new servants and she went skynet on their asses.
>>85627157
You mean Merchant Anon?I'm still here, and I was the one who posted that Peridot pic (as well as a pic of the GS-exclusive Rose) in /toy/.
>Who said he'll make shillions out of these toys?
They've been been slow and steady sellers, but I'm adding some SUpinsto my inventory next week.
And I don't mean those crappy buttons, I already have some that I'm selling for $2 a pop (or $5 bucks if you buy 3).
>>85627371
Quality
>>85627235
Maybe retarded for gems... I men, she's not functioning as she's supposed to be. It just so happens that gem retardation is ok for humans
>>85627351
>Steven
>>85627233
every thread
>>85626796
Does anyone have the edit of this with Jasper and Pearl?
>>85627382
literally just now, confirmed by (you)
>centipede is a dare devil pilot that takes on the most dangerous missions when others turn them down
Who's your favourite gem?
>>85627414
Quality
>>85627457
>>85627419
>>85627372
>>85627380
>Steven is the result of a pregnancy
?
>>85627452
yeah I have it
>>85627465
Quality
>>85627457
>>85627465
>>85627414
>>85627371
I WANT MORE GEMS
NEW CHARACTERS WHEN
>>85627457
yellow tail
>>85627483
you have to wait for the live action movie directed by Dan Schneider
>>85627478
Quality
>>85627476
Oh, great, that's all I wanted to know.Can you post it?
>>85627414
I could see something like this in the show
>>85627470
literally this
>>85627470
...YES.
>>85627470
Are you pretending to be retarded?
>>85627470
Did you even watch the show?
>>85627476
not him but why would you say that then not post it kek
>>85626895
I wish I had it, but there's an Aquamarine gemsona that looks more robotic than most Homeworld Gems.
>>85627513
Quality
>>85627514
>Can you post it?
nope
its a legal thing
sorry senpai
;-;
>>85627517
>>85627520
>>85627524
>>85627551
lmao nerds like i'm going to watch every episode of this show
anybody have the pearl pain scale?
>>85627589
>>85627593
>>85627593
retard confirmed
>>85627593
>Calls people nerds
>On 4chan
>On /co/
>>85627593
did mommy never give you the talk about the birds and the bees?
>>85627593
Retard
>>85627628
>On /sug/
>>85627553
>then not post it
see >>85627589
sorry man ;-;
>>85627609... yes :\
>>85627638
>WHOAAA
I'm dead
>>85627470
Gr8 b8 m8
>>85627638
>Dat pic related
Fuck my sides
Remember when Peridot tried to murder Greg?
>>85627655
But you can't post that either, can you
>>85627685
ahh, good times
>>85627655
holy shit if you now proceed not to post it I'm going to be mildly displeased
>>85627685
I do because I just rewatched the clip a minute ago. Gotta love Pdot
>>85627685
gives him all the more reason to get his revenge
>>85627096
So which SU figure series do you guys like/hate the most?
The Pop! figures, Mystery Minis, Original Minis, or Pint Sized Heros?
>>85627685
She thought he was hiding wings under the hair.
>>85627696
yeah....
;-;
>>85627711
sorry man, judge's orders
>>85627725
Well I mean, he kind of bought her tablet anyway, I don't think he cares
>>85627725rape?
>>85627466
Adult Steven stronk
>>85627737
Ok, story?
Or stop saying you have images you don't.
>>85626856
What the fuck is
>!!jf90C1xzF/1
>>85627638
This is fucking amazing, who drew it
>>85627813
tripcode
>>85627813
I forgot it's summer
>>85627791
>Connie gets to have this fuck her on the daily when they're older.
>>85627791
He's already pretty stronk, given that statue he chucked at Bismuth
>>85627813
Hacking
>>85627731
Most people will say that the Mystery Minis and the Original Minis are the best you can get right now, but I'm partial to the three available lines since I have full sets of all three (two in the case of the Original Minis).
>>85627824
no clue, I just saw it in a general yesterday. sorry.
>>85627408
official or unofficial pins?
Are there any drawfriends around? I have an idea in my head for something with Steven and the Crystal Gems in the style of this game, and it won't get out.
>>85627813
ok lol
YAMS
>>85627713
so was I
dun dun dun
>>85627813
Well it's like >>85627842 said, it's used for hacking purposes so that Dingo can post his leaks all over 4chan without getting caught. And just like >>85627825 said, it's used to trip up CN's servers so they can't trace it back to him.
>>85627889
BIG ASS
BE
AT
BE
AT
THI
RST
MOS
QUI
TOO
>>85627751
>>85627889Yams?why?
Amethysts are Blue Diamond's military. Their bangs only cover one eye because it's usually useful to be able to see what's going on in a fight. It's a rule in BD's court that you need to have bangs. Lapis is a rebel with a haircut. None of this makes any difference and you just wasted your time reading it.
>>85627796
I'm really not okay with opening discussing my legal situation on a Mongolian cartoon image board
HEYlapisARE YOUgay??
>>85627960
No.
leaks soon
Lamar's promos are adorable
>>85627974
FUCK
>>85627960
yes
>>85627954
What about in three words?
>>85627889
you are WAYsexier than jasper
>>85627913
YOU
ARE
GAY
>>85627861
Unofficial, there aren't any official pins yet.
Reminder that you should do your part to help prevent heresy.
>>85627974
Vidallia_with_a_shotgun.gif
Well, i think you're pretty great /sug/
>>85628042
Wait a minute, that's not the Emperor's seal!
KILL THE IMPOSTER!
>>85628042
Is there more 40k/SU crossover? I could see that being pretty funny.
Steven: Imperial Guard
Garnet: Space Marines
Pearl: Eldar
Amethyst: Orks
Peridot: Tau
Lapis: Dark Eldar
Jasper: Chaos Space Marines
>ITT: Post characters without really posting them and others guess
>>85628072
isn't that the seal of the Inquisition?
>>85628062
I love how "I'm still here" immediately starts playing in my head when I see this
>>85628099
Lars
>the official Pearl dress is sold outNOW I'LL NEVER BE A POIL
>>85628094
>tfw Garnet is from the Salamander Chapter
>>85628062You too, anon.
>>85628111
just sew your own fampai
looks really easy
>>85628109
Heh, I think I get it.
>>85628094
>Garnet: Space Marines
>Jasper: Chaos Space Marines
But Jasper is the loyalist and Garnet is the depraved fusion fetishist.
>>85628099
>>85628102
the Spanish Inquisition?
>>85628111
I WANT A PARU-CHAN DRESS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85628117
>Ruby is Salamander
>Sapphire is like Space Wolves or some shit idk it's been a while since I touched 40k
>>85628062
>>85628099
guess who
>>85628111
you could always get the horrifying Onion shirt
>>85628162
But Jasper has Space AIDS now, so...
>>85628169
the imperial inquisition
>>85628104
The drums...
>>85628166
too easy, sardonyx
>>85628177
peridot
>>85627960
NAH
do you think Lapis ever raped someone back on homeworld?
>>85628111
If it's the same situation as the GitD Peal Funko, then it was just added and HT's still figuring out how many dresses they have in stock.
And speaking of Funkos, there's a GitD Amethyst Funko for sale as well.
>>85628099
Jasper, Amethyst, Lapis, Lars, Yellow Diamond
>>85627384
I subscribe to the alien with nanomachine jizz tried fucking the planet theory
>>85628225
eyyyyy
>>85628188
>A model posed for this
OHHUWUUUUUUHT
>>85628188
lovely
>>85628099
>>85627168
>Gems are a military race
That's a nice headcanon, unsubstantiated by anything we've seen.
>>85628264
only good bit of the episode
>>85628230
yes, peridot
>>85628231
>then it was just added and HT's still figuring out how many dresses they have in stock.
No, they've been on sale for I think 2 weeks now. Pearl's the only dress that's sold out.
>>85628230
maybe it waas her job
or maybe she was a step below pearls and was allowed to exist for the sole purpose of creating entertaining water shows for elite gems, given the small amount of water gems have on their colonies
>>85627988
Lamar drew hot tea for cold tea guy
>>85628277
"designed to conquer other worlds"
-Peridot, It Could have Been Great
>>85628062
>>85628247
All of these work but i was thinking Jasper
This one is a little harder
>>85628277
This
Nobody mentioned a formal structure besides "all gems are created to serve the diamonds", heavy implications that gems are made for one thing and one thing only, and "pearls are property"
>>85628099
UHDUH UHDUH UHDUH UHDUH
When this show inevitably ends, what song will pretty much characterize how you feel?
>It's ove, isn't it? Why can't I move one?
>>85628322
>>85628195
* dramatic orchestral sting *
NOBODY EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!
>>85628368
>Donuts, at the Big Donut, they make the world go rou-ound
>>85628350
is that salt water?
>>85628368
Depends how it ends.
If it goes out with a bang, a triumphant success that makes everyone happy, answering questions about the world and characters then I guess it'll be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>>85628359
How is that possible if her socks are just part of the illusion?
>>85628289
Ah, if that's the case then 'd recommend calling your local HT to see if they have it in stock and in your size.
>>85628309
what a nice tribute
sail on, brave soul
Why is Pearl so depraved?
>>85628368
>I KNOW A PLACE THAT'S ALWAYS EXCITING
>THE SHOWS AND LIGHTS AND THE SIGHTS THAT ARE BLINDING
And my head keeps spinning
Can't stop having these visions, I gotta get with it
And my head keeps spinning
I can't stop having these visions, I gotta get with it
>>85628432
>>85628437
Cnetipeetle is pure and must be protected
>>85628437
decades of built up and unrequited lust will do that to a person.
>>85628099
This image is a metaphor for my life
If Pearl can drop her socks, can she drop her panties?
>>85628473
>implying she wears panties
>>85628367
Shit nigger
here's the exact quote with context
>Hey! Why can't I be a moon boy?
>We're Gems. We're a space-faring race
designed to conquer other worlds! Our physical forms adjust automatically to the gravity of any planetoid!
>Aw, lame!
Do you like beaked cyclopses?
>>85628470
Literally me irl amiright reddit?
>>85628470
>>85628502
yeah you could say I'm pretty fond of them
>>85628267
what a perfect example of a shitty tumlbr gif
>>85628437
Needle is a nephrite right? What if she's the one Pear embarrassed in Bismuth's tale?
>>85628495
>We're a space-faring race
Fair.
>designed to conquer other worlds!
The "we" she uses while referring to herself and Pearl, both are which are certainly not designed as warriors, makes me think all gems are created with combat or a higher military purpose in mind
>>85628450
Memories made in the coldest winter
Goodbye my friend
I will never love again
Memories made in the coldest winter
Would Connie be happy in the Diamond Dogs?
>>85628473
She wears bicycle shorts.
>>85628513
>le bill
>>85628546
"You're all diamonds."
What if Stevonnie grew a terrorist beard?
>>85628537
>Peedle is a nephrite
No, people are just assuming she is because Bismuth mentioned them
>>85628544
O holy motor, what sorta offering do you have for me?
I'm just a cold snap hidden in a wistful morning
post the cutest SU related pic you got
>fav gem
>fav food
>fav colour
>fav band
>fav bookit's for research purposes
lady of the sea, happy as can be, can’t help but wondering if she’d be happier with me
>>85628590
>>85628595
>pearl
>impossible to answer, meal would be black bean chicken and rice
>purple with white hilights
>Grimes
>Hyperion & Fall of Hyperion
>>85628595
Amy
Fried Chicken
Blue
Evanescence
Anything by Timothy Zahn
>>85628595
peridot
Spagetti
green
dont have one , gorilaz is ok tough
in english would be "goodbay mr.chips" i think
>>85628595
Amethyst
Noodles
Red
Yung Lean
The Hobbit
I guess
Any previews or leaks yet?
bored
>>85628595
>Lapis, Peridot, Jasper, Pearl
>pastas
>Blue I guess
>I don't listen to music enough to answer that
>Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy (all six or so books) and The Stand
>>85628586
>20
DELET
>>85628595
Peridot
Cheez Wiz
Green
Nickelback
I don't read
>>85628590
>>85628595
Pearl
Lasagna
Blue and Green or the blend of the two
AC/DC
I don't have a favorite book...
>>85628586
Starting from the top left
>Sky Captain Stevonnie
>Homestuck Fan Character Stevonnie
>Fanciful Possibly Spanish Stevonnie
>Anime Protagonist with Stupid Pants Stevonnie
>Farmer Anime Protagonist Stevonnie
>Sadie's Song got 15x better with out Steven being a little faggot Stevonnie
>>85628580
Let's get lost tonight
You could be my black Kate Moss tonight
Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight
And you don't give a fuck what they all say right?
>>85628595
>Steven for fun, Sardonyx for lewd
>Chips/Fries with paprika
>A blue-y grey
>Don't listen to music much, I enjoy playing de Pussy
>Mice and Men
>>85628595
Opal
pulled pork
purple
can't decide, I love crossroads blues though
Iron Council
>>85628586
these are really cute
>>85628590
>>85628595
>Jasper
>uhhh, dunno
>Turquoise
>Probably one of the Bone graphic novels
>>85628671
Found the one person in the world who admittedly likes Nickleback
>>85628595
Peridot
Crackers with dip
Red
Nothing in particular, but I really like Future Funk
King Dork
>>85628595
Amy, avocado dishes, blue lavender, Car Seat Headrest, The Neverending Story
>>85628691
>>85628684
>>85628671
>>85628667
>don't listen to music
>or
>don't read
jesus christ how do you live
>>85628595
>fav gem
Jasper
>fav food
Chips
>fav colour
Pink
>fav bandCreature Feature
>fav book
i really don't have one
>>85628590
>>85628450
>Damn you...! Why...! Why...! This shouldn't be happening! I am Lord Frieza!
>>85628595
Garnet
Chocolate
Pizza
Muse
Harry potter I guess
>>85628720
I don't need music to function. I don't mind the occasional tune.
>>85628595
>>fav gem
Pearl
>>fav food
Lamb with Couscous
>>fav colour
Green
>>fav band
too spineless to pick one
>>fav book
best thing i read recently was Laurus
>>85628595
lapis
meatballs
red
don't have one
1984
I MISS HAVESOMEMOORE
>>85628595
>Pearl
>Jalapeno and Beef Pizza
>Green
>Johnathan Coulton, but I listen to anything really
>If comics count, I fell in love with Y: The Last Man over the summer (Fuck that ending though). Overall though Game of Thrones
>>85628737
does anyone actually know what song he's referencing
>>85628720
I like movies
>>85628761
kek
>>85628746
long journeys?
>>85628759
>1984
Try "We".
>>85628676
I want to protect that smile
>>85627974
> OFF OF HIM, WATERBITCH
>>85628595
>Garnet
>Fuck man there's like ten different answers to that, I don't know, pizza?
>Red
>Gogol Bordello
>Same as with food but gun to my head I'll say Good Omens but I'd probably say something else another time
>>85628322
Bismuth.
>rose actually died in a fire fight
>>85628771
I usually don't take long journeys anywhere, and even then, the radio's usually off.
>>85628701
i bet you feel clever,huhplease help me where did this doll meme came from i am so confused
>>85628790
>blue diamond is head of the Future War Cult
>>85627937
>ifunny.co
>>85628790
Never before has an edit confused me as much as this one.
>>85628690
Friday night tryna make it into the city
Breakneck speeds, passenger seat something pretty
Thinking back to how I got here in the first place
Second class bitches wouldn't let me on first base
>>85626806
>>85628809
Someone draw Steven in badass Hunter armor pls
How many anime homages are there?
>>85628803
A woman found it on her dead dad's bed or something. The story is on Reddit
>>85628111
>>85628289
Pearl is at my local hot topic. I like the rose one better thoughand I might have bought it but it's 60 bucks and I have nowhere to wear it to.
They didn't have any Garnet at all.
>>85628595
Peridot
Spaghetti I guess
Green
Beatles
Hitchhiker's GuideThese are very generic questions
>>85628764
No?
>>85628690
>You weren't perfect but you made life worth it
>>85628595
Steven
Sushi
Green
St. Vincent (not really a band but whatever)
Catch-22
>>85628590
>Pearl killed Pink Diamond as a symbol of her love and devotion to Rose
That's... kinda brutal.
>>85628842
Lapis is cute
>>85628839
>>85628761
But he still posts art on his other blog
>>85628117
Garnet would be of the adepta sororitas.
What are your gem waifu's orgasms like?
What if Stan wrote an episode?
>>85628595
>jasper
>red
>spaghetti and meatballs
>arctic monkeys I guess
>I don't read as often any more but off the top of my head probably Slaughterhouse Five
>>85628595
Amy
Pizza I guess
Deep blue
The Mountain Goats
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>>85628856
>These are very generic questions
Oh?
>favourite gem weapon
>favourite location in SU world
>favourite location in real world
>name of your gemsona
>longest finger
>shaved or natural?
>>85628827
I gotta testify
Come up in the spot lookin' extra fly
Fore the day I die, I'mma touch the sky
Gotta testify
come up in the spot lookin' extra fly
'Fore the day I die, I'mma touch the sky
>>85628720
I mean, I love movies and literature but I could live with just music
I absolutely wouldn't function without any of those things however
What do think of interplanetary sex?
>/sug/: Doing our Kanye Best Edition
>that's not my baby
What did she mean by this?
>>85628771
We, huh? I looked up the plot, seems really good. I might check it out, thanks for the suggestion
>>85628915
heh this is pretty funny
>Opals bow
>The temple exterior
>Budapest?
>Pyrite
>Middle
>Depends on the hair colour really
>>85628920
Seems like street lights, glowing, happen to be
Just like moments, passing, in front of me
So I hopped in the cab and I paid my fare
See I know my destination, but I'm just not there
All the street lights, glowing, happen to be
Just like moments, passing, in front of me
So I hopped in the cab and I paid my fare
See I know my destination, but I'm just not there
In the streets
In the streets
I'm just not there in the streets
I'm just not there
Life's just not fair
>>85628930
i do not think planets should be having sex.
>>85628867
I love this a lot and am sad it will never be even close to canon
>>85628862
Pull up in the monster
automobile gangster
with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka
yeah I’m in that Tonka, colour of Willy Wonka
you could be the King but watch the Queen conquer
OK first things first I’ll eat your brains
then I’mma start rocking gold teeth and fangs
cause that’s what a motherfucking monster do
hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster do
monster Giuseppe heel that’s the monster shoe
Young Money is the roster and the monster crew
and I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face
and if I’m fake I ain't notice cause my money ain't
let me get this straight wait I’m the rookie
but my features and my shows ten times your pay?
50k for a verse, no album out!
yeah my money’s so tall that my Barbie's gotta climb it
hotter than a middle eastern climate
find it Tony Matterhorn dutty wine it
while it, Nicki on them titties when I sign it
have these niggas so one-track minded
but really really I don’t give a F-U-C-K
forget barbie fuck Nicki she’s fake
she’s on a diet but her pockets eating cheese cake
and I’ll say Bride of Chucky is child’s play
just killed another career it’s a mild day
besides ‘Ye they can’t stand besides me
I think me, you and Am* should menage Friday
pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash
I think big get cash make em blink fast
now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for
Ah, I’m a motherfucking monster!
Does Stevonnie have two penises?
>>85628915
>Pearls spear?
>Strawberry fields
>my house
>Emerald
>Middle? Isn't everyone's?
>Shaved all the way
someone please make an edit of kaz as peridot and changing the entire phrase to : THEY PLAYED US LIKE DAMN CLODS
>>85628905
Peridot cumming would be completely adorable, think about it
>>85628595
>Pearl, Peridot, or Lapis. It's a toss-up.
>Pasta and Pizza.
>Purple
>I'm not that into bands, but I love Yoko Shimomura's work. If I must, then it'd have to be Phil Collins.
>>85628590
Here you go.
>>85628977
forgot the image , how dumb am i!!!
>>85628915
Yo-yo
Steven's house
This small town that I used to go to all the time as a child
Kidney Stone
Middle
Shaved
>>85628973
What's hiding in Stevonnie's pants is actually Connie's nose.
>>85628961
Real talk that's an absolutely beautiful song, probably my favorite off 808s.
>>85628915
>Jaspers helmet
>Sky Arena
>The Giants Causeway
>N/A
>Middle
>Don't care
>>85628595
Amethyst
Fried Chicken and red potatoes
Green
Warren Zevon
Needful Things (Stephen King)
>>85628915
I'm a whore for hammers.
The Ruins
Airports and dive bars and scenic drives
>>>>
middle
On me or on others?
>>85628885
But he doesn't do the comics anymore afaik
>>85629003
>Kidney Stone
kek
>>85628939
Lotta Kanye fans that watch SU. Cool.
>>85626890
Did few thumbnails, still not happy with the outfit.
>>85628590
Just look at that smile
>>85628595
Lapis
Pizza
Royal Blue
Incubus
Bad Science
>>85628989
Shit, I forgot fave book.
>MAD's Greatest Artists: The Completely MAD Don Martin.
Or if you want an actual book, then it's the same as >>85628856.
>>85628590
>>85628961
I got the right
To put up a fight
But not quite
Cause you cut off my light
But my sight
Is better tonight
And I might see you in my nightmare
Oh how'd you'd get there
Cause we were once a fairy tale
But this is farewell
>>85628915
See, now these are the personal, probing questions that I want to see.
>That's a tough one. Either Smokey's Yoyo or Garnet's Gauntlets. If Pearl's sword counts as a gem weapon, then maybe that.
>That's hard to say. I guess Strawberry Field.
>My room.forests are nice.
>Should I have one?
>Middle, I think? It's hard to say.
>Shaved
What would make you DROP this show?
>>85629081
the first episode
Will Connie ever score?
>>85629081
If it was canceled
>>85628318
>>85628495
>>85628542
Fug :DD
>>85629081
nothing, i'm here till the end
>>85628586
Steven's such a goober. I hope he appreciates how lucky he is.
>>85629081
I've already forgiven too much
>>85629091
how big u think steven's cock is
>>85629081
I'm going down with the ship
>>85626890
>>85629054
>Steven/Pearl
>2 eyes
>2 arms
Nah
Love the umbrella though
>>85629081
if Rose somehow came back and became a regular cast member
>>85628595
> Garnet
> Sirloin steak, medium rare
> Red
> Sabaton
> The hunt for Red October.
>>85628915
>jasper's retard helmet
>the strawberry battlefield
>my couch
>gemsonas are gay
>my dick
>yes
>>85629065
If you want to get Jasper on Lion with the rest of them, here's what you do: have Amethyst swap out with Steven in the mane, Pearl and Garnet shuffle down, and put Jasper on the tail end with Steven on her shoulders.
>>85629081
Jaspis becoming canon.
The show putting any emphasis on ships at all.
An entire season of Townie episodes.
>>85629127
I absolutely love Rose, but this would be a real shark-jumper.
>>85629081
jasper dying.
Oh wait
When will Stevonnie sell it's daughter due to gambling debts and start Uniwaran Investigations, then go to homeworld in order to get her back after 20 years?
>>85628966
racist.
>>85629081If Lapidot, Amedot, Jaspis, or any of those other ridiculous gem x gem ships became canon.
Did the "Jasper is a fusion" anon kill himself? I hope so.
>>85628915
>Smoky's yoyo
>Diamond base on the moon
>Diamond base on the moon
>Ian J. Quartz
>Middle
>Natural all the way. It's much more interesting and every bush is unique. Shaving homogenizes and sterilizes things.
>>85629171
I'm okay with this plot, but only if we have a constantly bickering Lapis and Peridot as the Luteces. Cream suits and all.
>>85629194
Why would Jasper be a fusion? She's a really straightforward character so for her to lie about being a fusion while hating other fusions would be completely out of character.
>>85629054
Umbrella is a master stroke
>>85629229
A small number of dummies thought Jasper was a fusion because she was the only non-fusion gem to be drawn with irises at the time.
>>85629229
>fan theorists
>>85628915
Sugilite's meteor hammer
The barn, post-remodeling
Santa Rosa, Florida
Don't have one, but Emerald I guess
Middle
Natural until I can't stands it no more
>>85629213
Lapis is way too dumb to be a physicist
>>85629127
This probably. Rose is great but should stay in flashbacks and basically you would lose one of the main developments of this show. Steven not living up to his mom's legacy but making his own
>>85629245
>>85629229
And because she has a two-toned color scheme (black and orange).
>>85629287
Steven's mom coming back to live up to her own legacy would help Steven make his own. I want her to come back, because the idea of her choosing to commit suicide and turn into a flesh-baby with none of her memories always struck me as a heinous and cruel thing for Rose to do to Greg, her friends, and her rebellion.
Theatrefag here. I would pay real money to have Lin-Manuel Miranda (the Hamilton guy) be a guest voice/songwriter on this show.
Before this year I would have said David Bowie, but alas...
>>85628971
Best verse of the song without a doubt.
>>85629191
honestly i think Lauren is trying to make some kind of point that characters don't have to lock lips in order for a ship to sail. Lesbians couples are less physically intimate on average than gay male or hetero couples anyways
>>85628595
If fusions count Opal if don't Poil
Lasagna
Green
Elder
Anything by Andrzej Sapkowski
>>85627938
Stests at the gallery
I'm Steven
>>85629062
Drew this because happy Lappy is the best Lappy
>>85629081
Unarguable Lapidot
>Zuke winning
Reminder that Garnet used to be a cold-blooded leader before she reverted into a sex-crazed clown
>>85629081
>>85629127
In this same vein, I would be pretty unhappy if they ever managed to bring a shattered gem fully back to life. I wouldn't automatically drop the show, but it would piss me off significantly.
One interesting thing they could do, though, is have it be that a gem that is put back together and bathed in healing spit reincarnates as a new gem of the same type, with no memories of the original.
>>85629368
She's second to yandere Lappy.
>>85627751
Nah, Gems are just naturally attracted to the murdercock. Like a venus fly trap, except it's a dick.
>>85629081
Peridot becoming canon
>>85629368
wew
>>85629126
I know it would be a mess, but i want to believe she would be more stable.
>>85626895
You son of a bitch.I hate that I like this
>>85629406
Some say I have an erection
>yfw you realise it's pronounced
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tpLdyh0Gp6
>>85629410
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>85629422
gave me a giggle
mama
>>85626895
>tfw humanized versions of rarity always got to you
>>85629422
Why delete it?
>>85629453
That movie sucked
>>85627457
Jasper
>>85629437
that's just like your opinion man
>>85629460
Because he claimed he made it, then realized he forgot to take "Tumblr" out of the filename.
>>85626895
I smell a MLP fan...
>>85628595
>Jasper
>spaghetti
>black
>Pink Floyd
>thus spoke zarathustra
>>85629437
Why did you clear your throat after you hit the record button and not before?
>>85627179
>>85627165
>"Lapis! Did you lay this egg?"
>>85629437
Did I hear a fedora tip
>>85628915
Smokey's yoyo
The temple
A little beach called Loughshinny near my house
>having a gemsona
Middle
Trimmed. Tidy but not bare
>>85628915
>Amethyst's whipcrack
>Steven's House
>Finland
>Diopside
>Middle,even though all my fingers are long for some reason...?
>i don't give a shyetAlso: CaMgSi2O6
is there any other pregnant jasper pics, i have been looking everywhere for them.
>>85627002
What brought about this ship to the docks?
>>85629525
No.
>>85628915
Shield
Don't care
Don't care
Don't care
Middle ones
Trimmed
>>85629552
Only human AU stuff as far as I know
>>85629553
Self inserting fat weebs is my guess
>>85629553
both autistic fucks
>>85629589
>are you 12 in gem years
she's 5,or so i've heard once
>>85629552
But I thought Lapis was the one laying the egg
>>85629553
They're spazzes and are both disliked
Is Perinaldo reigniting? All the art I have is limb enhancer Peri, I'd like some new stuff
>>85627457
TFW don't have a fave, but i still hate Rose, Amy and Smoky
>>85629609
honestly this meme fucking sucks
and that's coming from a proud MOSQUITO poster
>>85629491
>"Woo Pearl, did you just drop a fart grenade? That shit's nasty"
>>85629625
the miracle of birth isn't a "meme"
>>85628236
Bismuth
>>85627452
But can you replace obscene with fuse?
>>85629625
Agreed
>>85628236
Jasper?
>>85629645
egg laying in infinitely inferior to natural births
>>85628318
>>85628495
>>85628542
Hmm...
>The Gem Homeworld has invaded you favorite alien race's home planet. What happens?
>>85629667
I dream of a Lizardmen genocide
>>85627838
Indeed..
>>85629609
I don't see lapis agreeing to it if she had the choice
>>85629691
>favourite alien race
That's a fucking tough one. I'm a big fan of anthropological sci-fi so I don't come across aliens much. Through resorting to film, could I say the Na'Vi from avatar? That would be an interesting showdown, true organic synthesis against the inorganic order of the Homeworld.
>>85628590
>>85629691
My favorite alien race does not have a home planet and they are completely invincible to any and all damage except that which is inflicted by their own kind when they are sexually aroused.
>>85629740
Na'Vi are fucked against anything capable of orbital bombardment. The Na'Vi are wiped out, and their planet is used as a colony.
>>85629709
I made the prediction like a year ago that their first direct kiss would be near the end of season 4. Let's all see if I end up being wrong.
>>85628590
pic related
>>85629660
>>85629410
>>85629709
I don't care what anyone thinks, they're a cute couple and will have a rambunctious daughter.
>>85629691
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallifrey
Probably not well.
>>85629777
>Steven outlives his wife and daughter.
>>85629777
Isn't Stevonie kind of their daughter?
>>85629777
>there are people who don't like Connie
For what possible purpose? She is perfrct for Steven
>>85628595
>fav gem
Steven
>fav food
Breakfast skillet. Easy to make and delicious.
>fav colour
Blue & Green b/c color of Earth.
>fav band
IDK, but if I averaged out my preferences over my life I'd say NIN or ACDC.
>fav book
Red Mars.
>>85629804
Racism is a meme on 4chan and she kind of looks like a baby bird a lot of the time because the artists on this show are not good artists
>>85629797
>Steven isn't gonna age meme
>>85629798
No, her name is Seboni.
>>85628595
>Jasper
>Orange Chicken
>pink
>Arcade Fire
>The Price of Salt
>>85629823
He can literally control his age via emotions, anon. Remember Too Many Birthdays?
>>85629824
Thats a pretty stupid name
>>85629691
>The Gem Homeworld has invaded you favorite alien race's home planet. What happens?
fear the xenos
kill the xenos warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Terra
>>85629840
>Arcade fire
I've seen some shit but URHG
>>85629564
Yes.
>>85629804
Audience self insert for the real intended audience.
>>85628595
>amethyst
>pizza, raw tomatoes
>teal, combinations like navy+pink
>fireflight, disturbed and a shit-ton more
>any textbook on art and animation, r.l.stine for shits and giggles
skycow.us/r/sug
>>85629691
>Lombaxes
They'd be greeted by an empty, dried up planet with only scavengers surviving of pieces of leftover Lombax technology. Fastoon is a desert planet after all.
But that would be cheating. If they're going after THIS Lombax, then there would definitely be casualtesto the Gem Homeworld. Most of them from shame to Groovitron-related fusion and possible RYNO usage.
>>85629846
I dislike 40k, but yeah the gempire would be fucked in that universe.
>>85629798
>>85629824
>>85628595
>fav gem
Steven
>fav food
Gumbo
>fav colour
The blood of my enemies
>fav band
Earth Wind and Fire
>fav book
Tough one. Its between the first three Artemis Fowl books or the first Game of thrones book.
>>85629820
>Racism is a meme on 4chan
get this
What ifloli jasper
>>85629882
>Over time and battle Stevonnie becomes a sour and loathing creature, full of hatred for Steven and Connie for creating her
>Absolutely despises their child and at one point tries to kill them, taking over completely
>Steven and Connie vow never to fuse again
>>85629893
I heard Artemis Fowl gets bad after a certain point, is it still worth reading?
>>85629878
>>85629843
Steven will die as soon as he realizes when he lived for too long (i.e. when his wife and children die).
>>85629859
>audience self insert
Nigga what
Sorry but I'm not able to self insert into a 12 year old overachieving indian girl.
>>85629916
Gem Biscuit Krueger
>>85629081
Shattering Jasper
>>85629845
It's just so fans know who she is supposed to be.
>all those posts preferring shaved to natural
you're missing out
>>85629921
>>85629882I colored that.
>>85629921
If Stevonnie gets injured and they unfuse, who gets the brunt of the wound?
Unlike normal Gems they can't just fix their outer shell on the fly.
>>85628595
Garnet
Ham Sammich
Blue
PinkOmega/PinkGuy
Tuesdays With Morrie
>>85629691
With limited reproduction hard to say. But if they've been cured Homeworld probably loses and they become the new galactic menace.
They're cool guys for the most part though. I could see the CGs earning their respect.
Would /sug/ like to see more of Blue Diamond?
>>85629916
OH SHIT
>>85629960
I am a jasperfag gimme the bush
>>85629921
That's dum.
Ur dum.
>>85629439
>>85629460
>>85629487
Found 'em.
I want new Gem characters.
>>85630005
>>85629927
It only gets truly bad after the fifth book. If you're a fan of the seriesand shipped holly and artemisthe sixth one is kind of worth reading and not too bad all things considered. The 7th is god awful and I haven't even bothered to read the last one.
>>85630019
What causes an author to decline like that?
>>85628595
LAPIS THE CUTEST
Pizza (yeah yeah, Lapizza Lazuli)
Violet
America
Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
>>85630017
>>85628595
Peridot
Roast duck
Red
Queen
The Count of Monte Cristo
>>85629916
>>85629960
Natural only looks good when drawn
IRL its annoying, scratchy as all hell and makes eating out terrible.
>>85630044
>>85628915
i'm gay for whips, swords and daggers, also perifingers
floaty islands on gem battlefield, THE RUINED RUINS, rose's room
any seaport city and riga, latvia i guess??
citrine
that one that's not short
fucking waxed until it bleeds and makes skin all bumpy and shiny
>>85630044
i wanna eat those strawberries
FUCK YOU, /sug/! I HAVE GHENGIS KHAN STUCK IN MY HEAD BECAUSE YOU LINKED ME TO IT!he keeps raping my cerebellum and pillaging my neurocortex
>>85630070
Did anyone ever do the request for this as Corrupted Jasper, Steven and Amethyst?
If not, I'm thinking of giving it a shot.
>>85630065
IRL it's pleasant, soft as all hell and makes eating out feel even better and smell nice. Try again.
>>85629855
I know, I know. But I just really loved Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)
>>85628595
> either pearl or peridot
>hamburgers
>blue
>the aquabats
>if we're counting comics anything by grant morrison otherwise i don't really have one
how did i do
>>85630086
>>85630089
ya some bloke did a right fine job. didn't color it though
Leaks when?
>>85629873
>Only using Ratchet and Clank.
But isn't that cheating as well? If the Lombaxes had to deal with the Gem Homeworld, then we'd probably end up with Cragmite Invasion 2: Electric Boogaloo.
>>85630098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4aIblRt72g
>>85630085
[SPOILER]I GET A LITTLE BIT GHENGIS KHAN, DONT WANT YOU TO GET IT ON WITh NOBODY ELSE BUT ME[/SPOILER]
>>85629928
>>85629882
>>85629970
Nice job dude. The world needs more Steboni, I wonder if the artist still does them.
>>85630108
My headcanon was that this was a painting made for Rose's bachelorette party.
>>85630136
good job
>>85630024
Probably trying to milk a franchise after he had lost his love for it. Forcing creativity results in shitty books movies and music.
To answer your question from earlier its difinetly worth a read. If you liked heist movies or death note its basically a kiddie version of that. Really charming series.
>>85630085
it was ok
i had only heard the guy's older stuff and had no idea he had anything new
>>85630130
That's actually what got me into the song!
>>85630065
>he doesn't enjoy going for some old-fashioned bushwhacking in the fuzzy wuzzy pheromone trap
More for me I guess.
>>85630112
Oh, really?
Alright then.
Any other edit requests today then?
>>85630089
We still need a pic of Corrupted Jasper fighting one of these things to the death.
>>85630157
Thanks, will give it a go. I like both of those things.
>>85630091
You are a liar and a faggot if you believe that.
Reach down and rub your pubes. Its not fucking soft is it?
Same fucking hair retard.
>>85630164
Of course, it all comes back to the Polish lesbian.
You will get your comeuppance, Zuke. Perhaps I shall berate you savagely on the twitter.
>>85630200
I am speaking from experience, dunkass.
>>85630200
It literally depends on the girl.
There's a reason black people prefer to eat ass than face the wrath of the negro pubes
>>85628595
>fav gem
Amythest or Lapis
>fav food
Sushi
>fav colour
Purple
>fav band
Duran Duran
>fav book
Horns by Joe Hill
>>85630085
I don't get the popularity behind it
>>85630164
I really feel like the roles should be reversed and it's bothering the hell out of me that Peridot isn't the supervillain.
>>85630204
How to cyberbully someone who already essentially became cyber anhero?
>>85629691
>Serra from Gears of War
Alright, so here's how it goes down
>Homeworld invades
>finds a bunch of gorilla men with chainsaw guns
>COG Snipers git gud at "gemshots"
>eventually Homeworld decides to start a kindergarten to reinforce their dwindling numbers
>FUCKING LOCUSTS FOR THE QUEEN SKREEEE
>war becomes 3-sided, gems get wiped out in the face of advanced ballistics
Also, Lambent Gems
>>85630222
but you can't make a girl cum from eating ass
can you
can you?
>>85630228
It's decent, catchy, the video has nice dance moves and overall well done. And, IDK, teh gays?
>>85630232
Zuke prefers them OOC and different
>>85630266
you can't
but Ialso can't but im sure some people can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrbaPi5J0Eg
I want to see this with Jasper and the corrupted Quartzes. Just her charging through the wilderness, blasting Death Grips, being pursued by wildlife.
>>85630211
And so am I. Pubes are gross whether male or female. They should be trimmed by both sexes as a courtesy to non degenerates.
>>85630243
>Zuke's twitter has been deleted
... You win this round, Zuke.
>>85629691
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
>>85630266
You can make a girl cum from anal stimulation.
>>85630232
That makes ZERO sense, anon! Peridot is the one with the bowtie!
>>85628595
>opal
>sushi
>green
>deep purple
>lord of the rings
>>85630271
>teh gays
Oh right, now I remember why I disliked it
Thanks!
It would be more interesting if lapis got corrupted. Of course quartzes turn into hulking beasts as we have seen copy-pasted over and over again, but imagine a corrupted Lazuli!
>>85630278
But isn't Zuke's Lapis the deadpan snarker perfectly suited to being the suave and calm secret agent?
>>85629691
Do the gems even have any personal ranged weapons? They're fucked against most ground troops if they're charging at aliens with rifles and guns with swords and spears.
>>85630322
No prob, buddy-anon.
>>85630312
come with me
and you'll be
in a world of anal stimulation
>>85630352
Yes.
Opal has one. Peridot had one too.
>>85630352
so far we have only seen one homeworld weapon, being the destabilizer. they might have developed a rifle type thing? who knows.
>>85630352
>disney
>>85630232
zuke vs mitroff Frankenstein au
>>85630352
Pearl's spear can shoot small lasers, I believe Garnet did a rocket punch with her gauntlets once, and if you really want to stretch it, Peri's metal powers could count too.
>>85630184
No edit requests today?
Or is it cause of my name?
Do people here actually filter names, or is that not possible?
>>85630402
Holy fucking shit it's even worse that Peridot isn't Dr. Frankenstein
I have to leave this thread
>>85630405
It's interesting that she learned apparently learned the laser move after the war, though (could've been between when bismuth was bubbled and the end of the war, but I doubt it). I guess you have more time to experiment when you're not constantly fighting to survive
>>85630378
Opal is a fusion and had a bow, which probably wouldn't cut it vs. Guns.
You are right about Peri though, she did have a blaster in her limb enhancers. I guess we'll just have to see more of homeworld to see what other weapons they have. For now all we have to go off of are gem weapons, weapons designed for taking gems alive, and a laser blaster that may only be meant as a last resort type of weapon.
>>85630437
It's a slow day.
>>85630461
Peridot is a pathetic silly assistant, it fits
Lapis is evil
And Jasper is a monster because of lapis' forceful doings
>>85630315
Peridot is the manic, obsessive, bombastic supervillain personality. Lapis is the stony stoic.
>>85630488
She couldn't be villainous if she tried. She's definitely an evil-doer's quirky assistant
>>85630303
I see this happening the other way around
>Ork Rokk crashes into Homeworld
>Diamonds plans are set back a hundred years because they can't get rid of the fungus beasts entrenched in their mining tunnel network
>>85630488
How can you be so dum! Peridot has the bowtie! Not Lapis! Peridot!
>>85630528
You missed a significant stretch of episodes.
should draw my Lapidot fusion or take some draw requests?
>>85627517
Isn't steven going to have premature balding like greg
>Just sold a Pearl Funko and a GitD Amethyst Funko for $30.
>Also sold two SU Mystery Mini blind boxes for $9 each and a 3-button bundle for $5.
I can't wait until my pins come in.
>>85630601
Your Lapidot fusion but do a nude version
>>85627791
He's going to bald when he's around 2000 years old
>>85630601
the lapidot fusion
>>85630633
>>85630677
>both dubs
alright, I'll do do a nude versions too.
I bet Pearl would approve of using the Breaking Point if she knew about it...
>>85630583
Her 'villainous' portrayals were always a trick of perspective, so to speak. She was never more villainous than a network technician trying to deal with wasps that have somehow gotten into the server room.
>>85630724
steven told her, she knows
>>85630724
Steven explained all the events that happened in the underground part of the forge though.
>>85630721
Thank you
>>85630540
How would the fungus grow if there was no moisture?
>>85630627
He could probably just change his hair.
>>85630724
I can imagine Bismuth introducing to Pearl and Rose at the same time, Pearl smiling and nodding her head, glancing over at Rose's facial expression, and then acting like she disagreed with the Breaking Point the whole time.
>>85630753
>>85630763
he did that after destroying the said breaking point you mongoloids
>>85630583
Oh be real, Peridot was never menacing enough to be worth villain status
>>85630725
She was a cackling, Zim-esque madmanlady screaming DIE DIE DIE DIE
She was a delight even when she wasn't a meme-spounting infant
>>85630792
he could have told her about it though, idiot...
Lapistevonnie is the endgame
>>85630798
>>85630824
Agreed, she was no more threatening than this fat sack.
>>85630824
Right. She was actually funny.
>>85630852
I ship Stevonnie with EVERYONE
>>85630833
She wouldn't get into a moral debate over a weapon that no longer exists, especially not with Steven around.
Is there a rip of the new mobile game Soundtrack
Their version of We Are The Crystal Gems is actually pretty good
>>85630461
Don't you see, Lapis is responsible for making Jasper into the unhinged fusion crazed monster she was after Malachite and doesn't want anything to do with Jasper, even though Jasper is grateful towards Lapis for showing her what fusion can be like and wants Lapis to like her. IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE
Jasper's voice isn't deep at all, now that I think of it. It's just how the VA delivers it. Like, even pearls is deeper
>>85630852
ABSLELUTE MADMAN
anyone got that pic where pearl soils herself after being beaten up by sugilite?
>>85630895
Dr. Frankenstein also had not anticipated such a thing, as I'm sure Lapis had not
Frankenstein's monster wants validation and is lonely (I only read the book)
>>85630402
someone merchant edit Peridot please
>>85630768
Orks are full of moisture and they release huge amounts of spores when they die, you basically have to burn them or they grow back like weeds.
>>85630940
kek i wanna see this
>>85630940
lol why this >>85630917
>>85630908
That's what I've been trying to say
>>85630940
...yeah, anybody got it?
>>85630940
but she doesn't eat, she can't crap her pants
>>85630997
I think it's really cute!
>>85631008
>>85630940
I can try and get it, give me a moment
>>85631039
What, that her voice isn't deep?
das rite, goygem: fight against homeworld
>>85630962
Yeah but how would they grow in the first place? Spores do not grow on their own, they need moisture, and Homeworld most likely doesn't have any since it's a literal husk when looking at Gem terramorphing MO.
>>85631076
>>85630908
Rank voice deepness
>Alexandrite
>Opal
>Garnet
>Rose
>Sardonyx
>Pearl
>Jasper
>Steven
>Smoky
>Lapis
>Sugilite
>Amethyst
>Peridot
>>85627058
Fuck off Tom
You won
And she chose you
And she loved you
And she's gone
>>85630940
>>85630963
http://meekbot.tumblr.com/post/111541188957/a-very-desperate-pearl-wins-the-fight-but-loses
Is this what you were looking for?
Pearl is petty.
>>85631235
get over it
>>85631246
Leaking out of her eyes just wasn't enough for Pearl
>>85631284
Pearl is pretty
>>85631246
yes, thank you my fellow ranger
Who am I now in this world without her?
Petty and dull with the nerve to doubt her
What does it matter? It's already done
Now I've got to be there for her son
>>85630138
>"I was fine with the men,"
>"that would come into her life now and again."
>Rose was a huge slut
>she knew how Pearl felt and let her suffer
>didn't even tell Pearl "Thanks, but I'm not a lesbo." to give her some closure
Rose Quartz confirmed for worst gem.
>poofed Bismuth because she went all Marxist and wanted to shatter their enemies
>shattered Pink Diamond while Rainbow Che was bubbled
>>85631284
>>85628595
Peridot
clams
black
anything with MF DOOM in it
The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
>>85631372
>>85630824
>>85630865
>Liking Team Rocket knock-off Peri more than current Peri
>>85631389
Rose is the leader of leading people on
>>85628595
Pearl
Steak
Pink
(N/A)
Hundred years of solitude
/sug/
How would you use Lapis Lazuli Mirror?
>>85631492
Try to do exactly what Steven did so I can have a beach summer fun buddy.
>>85631492
I'd incorporate it into a meep morp
then someone would confuse it for trash and throw it away
>>85631485
>liking that era 2 forced joke
>ever
>>85631389
I do think she let her know that she wasn't interested but Pearl wasn't able to let go.
She's a Pearl, she needs someone to depend on.
>>85631564
>era II Lapis
>>85628595
Jasper
Pizza
Blue
Ghost
Martian Chronicles
Dewey and Buddy's ship was saved by Alexandrite. The play only has Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst shown.
Then a few years later, Buddy finds Rose wandering the desert with the lions. Remember that a few earth years are basically days for a Gem.
>>85631599
Rose is suspicious
>>85631599
Why did Alexandrite have curly hair tho
>>85631564
>t. schizophrenic flip flop gem
>>85631637
Pearl had curls
>>85631389
>Rose was a huge slut
Depends on your defining qualities of slut-hood
Like you would consider a 20 year old who slept with 5 men less slutty than a 20 year old who slept with 10 men
You'd also consider a 40 year old who slept with 10 men less slutty than a 20 year old who slept with 10 men
If you count just total men, then yes. But if you count men per decade lived on earth, or even per century on earth, Rose was way less slutty than the average person you'd call a slut.
>>85631575
>>85631658
I don't like Pearl either, but that doesn't mean I don't laugh when she does something funny
>implying Lapenis is anything but era 1, aryan-tier and only kinda mental
>>85631637
Pearl was wearing her hair in curls.
>>85631682
Why did she have to sleep with men in the first place?
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN!
>>85631730
because she's not gay, DUH!
LapisXSteven is best ship.
I want it to be cannon.
Her flat cynicism against Steven's emotional and excitable nature.
>tfw steven asks a legitimate question episode
>>85631694
>Implying Pearl isn't the most layered character while Lapis has almost non
>>85631669
>>85631704
Requesting old timey Alexandrite
>>85631730
She liked the way human beings play
She liked playing alongWoah-oh-oh-oh
>>85631682
Any woman who is with more than one man is a slut in my book. Unless the man died, cheated on her, abused her, or otherwise wronged her in some way.
Same rules apply to mansluts.
>>85631762
WHAT ABOUT THAT PIC OF PEARL SOILING HERSELF AFTER SUGILITE BEATS HER UP?
>>85631841
THERE'S NO TIME
>>85631793
>memory_projection.gif
so does that imply she gets stuck in this state when she is cracked, or is it because she was cracked while being in the mirror?
>>85631809
Oh, I definitely agree with you. I think Pearl has suffered just as much any other tragic character on this show and it shows
But I think Lapis has potential. So that's why I'm forcing myself to like her
>>85631867
YOUR SWORD IS ENOUGH
>>85631841
THERE'S NODIAPERS
>>85631838
If she's at less than one man per century, it's most likely that she didn't get a new one till the old one died.
I WANT TO FUG THE BUG
>>85631793
That's what Lapidot is for.
LapisXSteven is for age difference appeal.
If Lapidot ever became canon, how many butthurt losers would drop the show?
>>85630108
why rose didnt wear this suit?
>>85631915
Please leave
>>85631793
Trust me, I want periven to work too
beach summer fun buddies for life
>>85631910
Me too
>>85631923
nobody would miss the frustrated jaspies desu
>>85631939
Lazy boarders
>>85631923
i would butthurt immensely, but not to the point of dropping the show
Anyone got that pic of Centi in panties?
I'm on my phone at work on my break and I need a good wank.
>>85631923
No one, because it wouldn't.
Zuke suidided.
>>85631943
you first
>>85631923
I guess I'd have to start liking shipping since all her art would include Peri
>>85631970
I'm a Jasper fag, but I'm also a Lapidot fag
What kind of mutant am I?!
>>85631994
>masturbating at work
Have you no self respect
>>85631923
i'd love it
>>85632003
>Zukes last will was to make Lapidot canon so she could ruins people's day
>They actually go through with it
>>85632021
What the fuck
Delete this
>>85632029
On me break, mate. Not technically at work.
>>85631923
>ship
>becoming canon
>>85631994
WHO CREATED THE DIAMONDS???
>>85632061
>not wanting Lappy's neon-green gem blood
Fire yourself from the job of Life
>>85629855
People have named fucking Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails and Evanescence, Arcade Fire are definitely not what you should be overreacting to
>>85632086
Cheers, anon
>>85632101
Ur mum
>>85632130
>>85632130
>>85632130
>>85632130
there goes
>>85632101
Proto-gems aka Uncut Gems.
>>85632080
Just so long as you don't work in food service.
>>85632081
Sounds like you'd be extremely butthurt.
>>85631923
I'd beat up Zuke to get her to wake up
>>85631994
>>85632086
Have this one, too
>>85632140
my hero
>>85628289
That black cardigan with the Rose dress looks terrible, who set that shit up
>>85632140
But this thread isn't even out of images!
>>85632101
Rebecca Sugar
>>85632184
>When Rebecca goes full Hussie.
>>85632142
>uncut
THE GOYM????
>>85632101
My theory is they were created as overseers by an civilization as they were trying to master Ai. They failed and the Diamonds wiped them out because they saw themselves as superior to the organics that created them.
>>85628905
Lapis is probably a gusher. I'm into that.
>>85628905
Peridot probably squeaks. That would be adorable.
>>85629117
His dad did murder an alien space goddess with it... so..
>>85631923
Eh I like Amedot better but I never take shipping very seriously