The boys storytime 8

Just in time for sadness.

>>85179724
Everyone can relate to this one.

>>85179724
God dammit...

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ow shit

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well that's fucked up

>>85179843
Even more fucked up when we find out V accelerated her aging.

>>85179813
>>85179820
>One wolverine did that

lmao

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>>85179862
shit, i forgot about that

>>85179877
>Creatures owners registered democrats

This is the kind of thing I'd expect from FOX.

>>85179877
>Unconfirmed report: creature's owners registered democrats

Every fucking time.

>>85179660
I'm ready [spoiler ]I'm not ready

>>85179894
>that first panel
It's pretty fucking funny how they didn't need to kill him in the end and a freak wolverine accident did him in.

>>85179944
Fucking Deep.

>>85179927
I love how The Deep doesn't want any of this shit

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guess now we know why they're so big

>>85179960
That's what I get for phoneposting

>>85179894
This was a fucking coincidence? Are you kidding?

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>>85179978
no one is ready

>>85179987
Never underestimate a retard.

>>85179813

That's not how wolverine's work. They're not like the comic character.

>>85179965
>>85179987
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that the implication is that the animal was actually supposed to be a Cape in disguise.
Ennis is on record as really, really hating the character of Wolverine specifically.

>>85180019
Who are they a parody of?

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>>85180046
i don't know
maybe some Xtreme team from the 90's

>>85180046
Wildcats

>>85180046
I think something along the lines of Mark Silvestri's Cyberforce.

>>85180046
the 90s
also, sex puns

>>85180046
Not sure about anything specific, but I'd say pick any 1990s Image comic just about.

>>85180071
>That face

>>85180046
Jim Lee's Wildcats

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M2rwPos_VS4/UP6Gp7_Qs5I/AAAAAAAABjg/IJkR6fg-2AQ/s1600/WildcatsJim_Lee.jpg

>>85180230
>just get us out of fucking cleveland
kek

>>85179857
Hughie's been giving Butcher a bit of talk back lately. I get his frustrations, but he should really pick his moments. After moments like Terror and Janine it's better to just quietly get on.

>>85180269
>Regina Dentata

Gets me every time.

>>85180292
It begins.

>>85179877
>first panel

audible kek

>>85180188
>good cannon fodder
>after you

Subtle.

Also, someone from mods are monitoring our thread.

>>85180407
This scary motherfucker, what does he have up his sleeve? Something big, judging by how he went in and wiped the G-Men. I'm almost convinced he's a supe himself by this point.

>>85180416
>4th panel
What is that expression meant to convey?

>>85180443
You'll find out.

>>85180443
>My feet hurt

It's kind of funny how they planned to kill the President. The plan they show us isn't that bad, but to have it upstaged by a freaking Wolverine is hilarious, even if it's a supe.

>>85180416
Did that guy let someone snip around in his brain just for sake of his businessface?

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ha always with the poses

>>85180524
Oh shit time for some EXTREME

>>85180435
I thought it was heavily implied, because people seem to forget having met him if he so chooses

>>85180435
Nah, he's just the embodiment of a corporation. Unless Vough created him to have someone to be a fucking ace to deal with supes and others, he's just a man really good at his job

>>85179977
but since they had the V since babies or birth, doesn't that mean they placed the silicon before she got injected?

>>85180664
Man, butcher's reaction there makes him the really scary one. I never got that the first time I read this series.

>>85180664
>butcher's face
>I_cannot_get_more_erect.jpg

>>85179660
Thanks man.

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>>85180708

>>85180725
best comic book president ever, that fuckin face

>>85180744
God damn he looks so mentally handicapped

>>85180713
Jesus, MM, calm down.

>>85180046

Probably >>85180075 + >>85180076

Something like that, anyway.

>>85180733
>i want mah dic...

And this is what i asked you guys in the Herogasm arc, how is he supposed to give speeches.

>>85180881
>HA!
heh

>>85181011
I think they said at some point that they force him to memorize it like if he was 6 years old.

>>85181049
Here we go.

>>85181049
It's time for Hughie to get his groove back.

>>85181011
He's read them and memorizes apparently, here he's being talked to and responding completely improv. So all that's on his mind is, well, you oughta know by now.

>>85181068
I dunno if Hughie has it in him to just execute the bastard in cold blood.

>>85181060
Even Homelander is having none of his shit.

>this fucking issue
shit getting real way too quick!

>>85181080
Hahahaha man Homelander just doesn't know what he wants.

>>85181080
That poor bathroom.

>>85181092
She look so happy!

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IT BEGINS

>>85181049
>Charlatan, murderer, rapist
Fucking bury him, Hughie.

>>85181092
Getting flashes of that Ennis story about samurai Midnighter

>>85181084
>>85181138
>>85181157

Fucking Butcher.

>>85181121
So basically

VA wants in on that sweet government defense contracts
They're creating super-soldiers for that
They planned to assassinate Vic so their retard was forced into office, but a wolverine beat them to the punch
Homelander knows about VA's plan and, without their sanction it seems, has planned a coup of his own to overthrow the government. Whether he'll hand things over to VA after that is still up in the air.

That about right so far?

>>85181121
HERE WE GO

>>85179802
>>85179813
It's true, idiots and drunkards have all the luck.

>>85181182
>that face in the bottom panel
Oh god this guy just has nerves of steel.

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>>85181187
exactly

>>85181182
>that face of mild disgust and inconvenience

>>85181187
Vic is the veep. I think you mean Bob. Same idea though.

>>85181187
Pretty much spot on. Until now, anyway.

>>85181213
You've gone face to face with people like Stormfront and you get your arm taken off by a Blaxploitation Starfire ripoff. Must suck.

>>85181248
Do it Hughie, become the man you were destined to be

>>85181277
If you roll the dice enough times, eventually your name comes up.

>>85180022
That's exactly how wolverines work, best at what they do mate.

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that guy has some balls

>>85181309
The gum guy is probably retarded. Seems like he belongs in Super-Duper.

'course, it doesn't matter since he's in the firing line.

>>85181049
WEW LAD WEW LAD WEeeeew

>>85181331
Don't insult Gumchum. He's the only hero in a world of villains.

>>85181335
His ass is clenching right now but his poker face is impeccable.

>>85181357
>gum-chum blowing bubbles on the couch

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ow

>>85181357
>Gum chum

How can one man be so perfect?

>>85181335
foreshadowing everywhere

>>85179880
>>85180022
Wolverines are not even in the general neighborhood of fucking around

>>85181410
Well, they are the best they are at what they do.

I'd like to see a crossover between The Boys and Strong Female Protagonist. They are quite similar thematically, and deal with what would happen if superpowers were dumped onto fallible and realistic individuals that is less than capable of living up to the awesome responsibility, and how society would be different as a result. They also have some plot elements in common.

>>85181384
Tears wont glue it back mademoiselle
;_;

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wew

also ignore the guy with the comment about the crossover

>>85181397
I don't remember

>>85181436
uh oh

>>85181469
HE MUST HAVE A FOOT LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE

>>85181469
It only took 60+ issues but Hughie finally got his revenge.

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hah

>>85181500
Oh god, what a fan.

>>85181490
nice details on the puke stains

>>85181500
he died doing what he loved. Being a tool.
F

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well at least she joined the good side in the end

>>85181514
This should be a serious scene, but it just makes me giggle the way she throws Annie out the door.

>>85181533
Poor Maeve.

>>85181187
>but a wolverine beat them to the punch
Gonna...
Gonna!
GONNA!

>>85181616
That's a groundhawk. Completely different.

>>85179987
Do you still not grok what kind of comic you're reading anon? This isn't some super realistic narrative here.

>>85180933

>Art. Who can truly define it?

i love frenchie

>>85179927
>How shall we fuck off oh lord?

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reminds me of that page from lex :man of steel

>>85181694
Sweet memories, eh?

>>85181533

For a metal prop that's quite the scar it left

>>85181712
The brass balls on this man.

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>>85181714
yep

>>85181712
I love this part.

>>85181514
Where's your Amazonian enchantment?

>>85181712
this fucking guy

>>85181694
Best thing? No Homelander.

>>85181761
Incredible.

>>85180269
>Muzzletov
OY VEY!

>>85181774
Technically he's responsible for the Maeve pictures.

>>85181777
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>85181777
Balls of steel

>>85181743
>>85181761
>>85181777
BTFO

>>85181777
REKT

>>85181712
>>85181743
>>85181761
>>85181777
New favourite character right here. Somehow more badass than the vast majority of characters so far.

>>85181723
Meave is still an incredibly powerful superhuman, probably close to the highest teir.

>>85181098
You're not wrong

>>85181787
But yeah, no ripping heads off and whatnot. He was pure, pure!

>>85181826
She was second only to Homelander and Black Noir. Probably Stormfront-tier.

>>85181808
Oh, that guy with panties on the head still alive

>>85181374
hahahahaha

aw

>>85181487
TWAT

>>85180269
gumchum too good for this world

>>85181924
gumchum is the hero we deserve

>>85181941
Here it goes

>>85181941
It begins.

>>85181941
Here we go.

>>85181917
oh screw you butcher

>>85181956
Jings, Butcher!

>>85181941

[butcher intensifies]

>>85180292
I like how The Deep is the only one to get out alive and intact.

>>85181384
Tough call this. Logically killing him would solve a small issue but not get rid of Vought-American as a whole. Thing about Corporations as Cyber-punk has pointed out is they're like a cancer, there's not just one thing to pluck and be done with the rest can carry on maybe less lethal, maybe more you never know what's holding what together. Plus killing the one person offering cooperation might not help with figuring out who's playing you to take each other out.

On the other unfortunately missing hand you've got to consider whether it's all just shit and you've got to take your losses before you lose one way or another.

>>85182013
Nice page

>>85182014
He is probably the only one with his head screwed on right.

>>85182014
>Intact

They literally make him wear a Klan outfit.

>>85182014
He's from Atlantis, he knows how to handle the pressure.

>>85181941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdLQf1Ef9Ns

>>85181420
You 'avin a laugh?

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>>85182036
perfect

>>85182034
>that cover
I think the Female just came

>>85182034
Fuck. Never noticed this.

>>85182055
> Preacher

>>85182013
This could be cooler only if Butcher was singing.

>>85182048
maybe a giggle

>>85182071
>Castle
>Duke

>>85181941
Over The Hill With The Swords Of A Thousand Men is a damn good title.

>>85182071
Castle, as well.

>>85182099
Ennis is really good with titles. Not only in this but also in Hellblazer, Hitman and Preacher.

>>85182106
Homelander so insecure

>>85181761
completely
r e k t

>>85182118

Heeeeennnhhhhhh

>>85182118
Well, well, well.

>>85182093
Where's Duke from?

>>85182154
>Doesn't know about Duke

>>85182154
John Wayne. Ennis loves the guy.

>>85179857
jesus hughie cop the fuck on

>>85182118
here it comes...

>>85182168
How else will I learn if I don't ask?

>>85182144
I DID things...

>>85182126
That and the wolverine named Tommy. Coincidence? Maybe.

>>85182171
Well, fuck

>>85181469
>What?
Infamous last words of a fucking idiot.

>>85182178
Ah. I thought it's some of his comics.

>>85182126
>>85182099
It's also a punk song by a band named Tenpole Tudor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV3GVsECenw


>We had to meet the enemy a mile away
>Thunder in the air and the sky turned grey
>Assembling the knights and their swords were sharp
>There was not a hope in your English hearts
>When you Hear our drums, hear them sound
>We're gonna fight until we have won this town
>Hooraa, hooraa, hooraa, hey!
>Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men

>>85182221
He gets his titles from songs a lot. In The Boys and Hellblazer especially.

>>85179977
wait is he commenting on her tits or the fact that she's planting bugs?

>>85182178
Too bad John Wayne fucking sucks. The Duke's the epitome of false bravado, I get it, he's an actor but the reverence he gets is astounding.

>>85182264
>the spit-curl remains perfect

>>85182264
Here comes a legendary moment

>>85182238
both probably.

>>85182033
kek'd

>>85182238
The bugs. He's fucked her before anyway.

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here it is

>>85182264
BOY HE ABOUT TO DO IT

>>85182244
yes yes, you're very edgy

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brace yourselves

>>85182317
Goddamn that blank face creeps me out. Though not as much as his actual face.

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Heeeeennnhhhhhh

>>85182350
TA DU DU DUM!!!

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man that's a huge twist

>>85181533
>joined the good side in the end
Well to be completely Frank Castle it's more she was leaving the bad and Homelander presented her the option to die fighting, or just die.

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>>85182364

>>85182317
Brooding hard, Noir.

>>85182350

I DID THINGS

I PUT ON YOUR SILLY SUIT AND I

DID

THINGS

god i love this reveal

>>85182350
I love this fucking twist so much.

>>85182373
She save Starlight though

>>85182350
The Homelander's fucking face during this entire sequence until the end.

>>85182365
What kind of sound in HHEEEEENH anyways? Like a wheezing laugh?

>>85182321
Sorry Pilgrim, I'm not quite impressed by a draft dodging phoney. I did like "Stagecoach," and "The Searchers," but I can only take so much John Wayne. Now Charles Bronson, he's a man's man.

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poor homelander

>>85182386
Sick fucker

>>85182408
Going by >>85182331 its heavy breathing

>>85182408
Basically. There's even that part where Homelander says "I'll take the heavy breathing as a yes".

>>85182331
>>85182350

OH FUCK

>>85182350
I honestly didn't see it coming.

>>85182350
It's imagining that weird, high pitched laugh of his that creeps me out more than anything else. Not even a laugh, just a wheeze while grinning. The dude's got a handful of dialog in the entire story and comes across as the most fucked up of them all.

>>85182350
HHEEEEENNNHH
HERE IT IS

>>85182416
I can't imagine how mind blowind this situation for him. I mean... holy shit

>>85182416
This fucking page is where it all hits.

>>85182413
>actors have anything to do with their characters

I don't know if you know this, but Superman can't actually fly. It's just Christopher Reeve in a suit.

>>85182408
If you ever played Resident Evil 4, I always hear it like the Regenerators breathing but a little more quicker.

>>85182452
Oh damn, here's Mcrea. Deadlines not a joke

>>85182452

wait wait wait wait did they just switch artists in the middle of a fucking issue

>>85182416
>that last panel

>>85182416
>He was actually a good guy

>>85182365
so it was Black Noir who raped Butch's wife, right?

>>85182487
> good guy
No, just no

>>85182487
he was gay. gays are never good.

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>>85182453
i mean he declared war on the entire human race
just to find out he never did anything

>>85182500
Yes.

>>85182500
Yup

>>85182500
Yep. Homelander dindu nuffin. At start, anyway. Later he went Magneto on flatscans.

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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>85179724
Fucking hell

>>85182511
It was a Noir who sleep with not Captain America on Herogasm

>>85182514
To quote 52: Rain of Supemen.

>>85182408
I hear it more like a high pich breathing like when you're crying hard and you take a break to breathe.

>>85182470
That's not the point, America sat down and listened to this idiot give his opinion on racial politics. The man was a fucking numbskull. Again the reverence he gets is astounding.

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>>85182552

>>85182552
>Homelander gets punked the first fight he gets in with someone on his level

It's almost funny in a way