The Boys #1 Storytime

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here we go

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well, maybe it does have some nudity

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maybe a bump once in while so i can know if anyone is reading

>>84988610
/co/ storytimed fucking Omaha a year or two ago.
You're good.

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some anon told that i can only storytime it after censoring the nudity but i'm too lazy to do that

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End of Issue #1

>>84988610
I wonder would Homelander be good if he didn't get mindfucked by Black Noir.

>>84989188
yeah i think so
he only killed that family because he thought he did worse

ISSUE TWO OP!

>>84989121
Just spoiler it. comic nudes are hardly the worst thing done here on a regular basis.

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>>84989548
here it is
Issue #2

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kek

Continue

>>84988830
for some reason i always like a story that goes into the details on collateral damage in superhero stories.
Bump;

>>84989894
He's so happy!

>>84988610
The Boys is a great series often undermined around these parts by dunces who have some gripe against Ennis. cue in the buzzwords like edgy and britbong and that's basically what every Ennis thread ends up as. doing God's work, though, Hype(rion).

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>>84990927
thanks
i know i heard lots of bad things about the boys then after reading it i realised the same thing too

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you're gonna like this issue guys

>>84990956
Thanks man, I've been meaning to read this for a while but somehow never actually get to doing it

>>84991027
having some fun so bump

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Goddammit Homelander

>>84991094
Oh jesus christ, the fucker didn't take one look around the South Bronx and say NOPE like people with options?

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>>84991160
oops posted the same page twice

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Suck it

>>84991365
is that middle one a dredd wannabe?

>>84991365
Just at a glance, I'm guessing Popclaw is r63 Wolverine and Dogknott is Beast. Who are the others?

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>>84991392
big game is nightwing i think

>>84991483
Last panel has great exploit value

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feel free to crop it

>>84991512
>those windows
Brady bunch?

>>84991536
I'm not getting why the fuck they have curtains but don't close them, doesn't the red light district care about privacy?

>>84991509

Interacialpornactress.jpg

And even then its being gentle, at times they look like they are so disgusted and ashamed to do it that their face is contorting in anguish, its kind of an amusing sight.

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>>84991567
i don't think they care about privacy
they're superheroes they can do whatever they like

>>84991365
Anyone else think that Dogknott is referencing the knot that dogs have in their dicks?

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>>84991605
well now i get it

>>84991509
9000 hours in paint

http://i.imgur.com/uRgRBZN.jpg

>>84991674
Can't tell if that is blood or shit.

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i think it's blood
the supes were too rough for her

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>>84991687
perfect

>>84991715

Blood, either because one of the superheroes as super powered gonorrhea or more surely, that fucking a supes when dry (not sure these lads take the care to see if the receiving side is wet enough as to allow proper coitus) sure is going to cause a lot of friction, and friction vs dry skin/pussy mean skin being teared off, etc.

Ah, the wondrous world of prostitution!

>>84991862
>super powered gonorrhea

Surely a superpowered immune system would prevent gonorrhea in the first place

Wasn't Manchester Black created to parody Ennis?

>>84991903
No, he was created to parody Jenny Sparks. The Elite as a group was a pastiche of the Authority.

>>84989121
If we can have Girls, surely we can have The Boys which is actually good.

The mods here are pretty chill when it comes to storytimes.

Are there any super "heroes" in the Boys that are actual good guys and not total dicks?

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>>84991970
good to know that

>>84991989
Yes. Annie genuinely wants to be a hero and later Hughie meets a group called Superduper who are a bunch of minor league neighborhood do-gooders

>>84991605
No shit

>>84991898

Hence why it is a super powered variant, probably the result of some mad scientist with irreputable hobbies, if you get my drift.

Would be amusing to see a villain whose gimmick is the spread of super STDs, something like biowarfare but in a more down-to-earth way.

I've read this a while ago, just the first volume that's being shown here. It's not bad, but it just seems to have such a mean, cynical view of absolutely everything it addresses. It really reminds me of a Micheal Bay film, and if anyone ever attempts to make a movie out of this I think he'd be perfect for it.

Do things eventually come to some kind of point other than 'the world sucks and is fucked up'?

>>84991954

>pearl harbor 2

Wouldn't even surprise me if it become a real thing, given how unoriginal and irrespective the modern movie industry is.

Hell, aren't they making a new titanic movie or someshit?

>>84988782
Hah

This is great but it's glaringly obvious hughie is supposed to be simon pegg.

>>84992301

How horrifying, also I'm ready to bet tomorrow morning will come with some kind of nasty surprise, blue shit sound too good of a side effect for these kind of things.

okay guys i have a few things to do
try to keep this thread alive please

>>84992392
Will do bossman

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>>84992539

>>84988610
>so since it's against the rules to storytime "The Boys" here
since when?

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since it's a blue board and the boys is full of pictures of tits

>>84988830
>You have to let go
This page. Every single time it gets me. Fuck.

>>84992116
Tone wise, it stays pretty cynical. It's one of the reasons why I stopped reading it. Throughout what I read, it felt like Garth had an axe to grind. He produces some of his worst work when he writes like that.

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>>84993074
yeah it's sad
just when he found the girl of his dreams

>>84988985
I've always wondered why I've never seen Kessler's fetish on /d/. Maybe I just missed its spotlight moment.

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>>84993226
i remember seeing a thread about once
it was my first time visiting that board

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>>84993226

>He doesn't know about the amputee/living onahole fetish

>>84991715
>>84991862
Its blood, fucking a dido made of iron is sure to rip something. Specially when its non stop. Wetness has little to do with it.

>>84993377
hey anon, it's bad form to post images in a storytime

>>84992024
Fuck, please don't remind me.

>>84993425

Sorry, wasn't thinking and forgot about the image limit, pardon my transgression

Also thanks a lot OP for the storytime, its great to see they are still a thing even when the cancer is progressing further and further as the years goes on...

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>>84993630
it's okay
thanks anon

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love this page

if you wanna read the whole thing go out, get a library card, and visit HOOPLA

>>84988950
>that creepy face
and wanted to read it. thanks for this OP

>>84988985
kek

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>>84993755
always a pleasure anon

GODSPEED, OP.

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the boys gonna give it to ya

After The Punisher this is the best Ennis' series.


TY a lot OP

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>>84993861
that's what i think too

>>84991388
probably the inspiration for the helmet. He was designed by Vought-American though so it's all mixed up with the leather jacket to be some kind of rebellious ironic thing

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poor hamster

>>84991605
is this your first Garth Ennis comic?

As a Scot, watching heros/people from the UK take American heros down a peg is somewhat of a guilty pleasure.

>>84991085
Furry homelander butt, why

>>84990927
It is indeed a great series but I do feel at times it drifts a teeny bit too far into 'satirical edge' to show off it's crapsack world.

Probably the strongest standalone work by Ennis I can name though.

>>84991989
The X-men parody kids start out all right, besides being damaged goods. And the russian superhero five probably believed in their cause.
There's a lot of superheroes in this series that could do a lot of good if someone just showed them how.

>>84991571
It's not even gentle though, see >>84991674 and >>84991708, >>84991715

>>84991811
Yall think Rayner is supposed to be Hillary? The hair's right, at least

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>>84994427
always assumed she was a parody of hillary
did hillary ever cheat on bill ?

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time for batman

>>84994459
I dunno, I'd fuck the daylights out of Butcher even tho he scary as fuk

>>84993377
I've seen that, I mean instead having all their limbs but unable to walk. Or just wheelchair-bound for another reason.
/d/ has everything, you'd think that would come up

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dat ass

>>84991392

You'll have a complete story about the X.men. And lovely it was.

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>>84994703
shhhttt anon
don't spoil the surprise

please keep this thread alive guys gotta go for some time

>>84994799
Stay here op

Ennis indeed

>>84994877
He has to go to jail.
We must keep the thread alive for four years.

Good luck.

>>84994459
I never got that impression at all, I've always just thought of her as a career spook.

>>84995005
Challenge accepted.

How many issues and volumes does this have?

>>84994638
love this arc

this is better than i was expecting

>>84994799
gotta fit in that booty call

>>84995005
>>84995093
IIRC there was a /po/ thread that stayed up for ~4-6 years.

>>84995101
Lots and lots. The boys goes on for awhile.

>>84991085

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

>>84991337

Facial Abuse: Cosplay Edition

You're doing great work OP, have a bump.

Goddamn it
OP here i'm banned
I'll find a way to continue the storytime

>>84995848
/Aco/ link us.

>>84995848
>>84995935
Plz link

>>84991512
>just be my fucking Punisher tm
toppest kek.
I miss Ennis' Frank and this made me miss more.

>>84995848
Why tho?

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>>84995935
>>84996059
>>84996113
Banned from all boards

>>84996266
Jay-sus

>>84996266
mods need to heem themselves

I'll continue the storytime another time and i'll do it in this board or /aco/

>>84995848

Mods here are behaving like Nazis. This a comic board and a guy gets banned by posting a comic?

I bet then never left the Bible belt.

They should name this board /co/extreme islam

>>84996266

LEL

Oh, has the Boys joined Crossed on the list of comics that are bans for storytiming? What a weird board /co/ is nowadays.

>>84996556

The will ban The Punisher next, no worries

>>84996266
Are you actually on a proxy, or does your ISP switch your IP address from time to time? You can get caught like that.

>>84996266
this sucks.

>>84996696
No
I used a proxy after I got banned to check if I can continue the storytime

bump to keep the thread alive until the mods can get their heads out of their asses

Liking it so far.

>>84997871
I remember someone mentioning this comic in one of the preacher threads, gave it a glance over and didn't like the cover, now that I read it, it changed my mind, I hope seth rogen doesn't fuck it up too much doing the tv show.

>>84998127
>seth rogen
he's hollywood incarnate, I wouldn't get your hopes up.

I'd continue but my Boys folder doesn't have 03-10 for some reason

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>>84998365
wait that didn't come out right

>>84996266
mods fucking suck and the ban happy rule sucks. all this does is enforce cape comics as the only ones this board talks about. Cause people like OP and others that like to post Heavy Metal or eurocomics get banned when they storytime this stuff.

But no, they would rather have more company wars threads

>>84994638
I'd say this, the Xmen arc and the Nazi arc are my favourites.

>>84993936
>her face without any emotion
kek

>>84993990
oh, fuck hahahahahahahaha

>>84994253
>>84994271
>>84994336
oh, I get why Butch hates this shit. Look at those corny hero designs. Haha

>>84994395
>>84994424

oh, goddamn it...

>>84989228

Yeah, if you think you're a monster, why not be a monster?

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>>84996266
MODS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>84996266
fuck the mods. Fuck the bait threads. Fuck whoever doesn't read comics or reading blacked and gay stuff. Fuck this board. Only good thing here is storytimes like this and they fuck this shit up. Fuck you mods fuck you go and suck Big 2 Cuck company's cock. Shill for Bendis and retards who are watching things for stupid little girls. Just fuck you for banning one of the most based comics ever. Fuck this shit. Fuck this /r/ /co/mblr.

>>84988745
He's supposed to look like Simon Pegg right?

Seriously mods? You let us have goddamn /pol/shit threads but we can't do a simple goddamn storytime? Is this fucking tumblr or something? Sorry we didn't post a goddamn trigger warning you fucking faggot ass bitch ass pussy motherfuckers.

bump for cucklord mods who doesn't want a single good thread in this shithole board.

It is time to post this then... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc

>>84989188
>>84989228
>>85000355
That's the dumbest part of this whole thing. Why wouldn't his first thought upon seeing those pics be "damn, I guess CIA is warning me that if I don't behave they can Photoshop me doing all kinds of horrible things and then release it to the public"? Instead they go with "OMG I'M NUTS BUT DON'T REMEMBER DOING THE NUTZO THINGS"? Does crazy usually work like that?

>>84998965
>>85000648
I have nothing to add to this.

oh, fuck it i am opening a thread for this shit. I can't even write English properly but who cares I am mad as fuck.

>>84991085
I-is he a crossdresser?

>>85001726
same anon here. my thread got auto(?)deleted. Why?

So WANTED got storytimed the other day and this gets banned?

Go BAN >>>84998104 because of rape.

Bring back THE BOYS.

Please please post the continued storytime on /aco/, I'm drunk and want to continue reading the story please

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>>84996266
Bad show, mods.

>>85002661
opened the thread at last. But I don't think anyone will give a shit about that.

>>85002756
/aco/ is a shithole. THE BOYS deserves to be in /co/ and not some furry den.

>>85003003
here is not different if mods are acting like this.

>>85003190
/aco/ is a pool filled with furry porn. THE BOYS is a proper comic that belongs in /co/.

>>84991970
didnt chink moot say partial nudity is okay if it's from the source comic? or is that just for /a/

>>84994019

Can someone explain to me what is happening here?

>>85003403
Hamster was up a guys ass.

>>85001494
He thought he did those things because he was generally a shitty guy I think? and he was losing it, or thought he was losing it. Been a while since i read this, i remember the faux X men being crazy

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I'm baaack
thanks ALOT guys
>>85002861
you too anon

>>85003403
The guy enjoyed having hamsters crawling up his ass.

>>85001494

Good point why would anyone trust any photographic evidence these days?

As for OP's ban, fuck that noise. /co/ is for comics (and cartoons). We either need /co/ to be red, or a sub-board for Mature Audiences comix and cartoons (/aco/, with all the creepy /d/ tier material, just doesn't cut it).

>>85003518
OHHH FUCKING YES. MY THREAD AND BASED ANONS SAVED THE BOYS AND THE OP.

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>>85003599
thanks i hope i don't get banned again

>>85003652
okay be careful with spoiler tags. hope we won't live through this again.

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>>85003726
will do

>>85003652
>McGuinea

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am i the only one who thinks the legends is a parody of stan lee ?

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>>84996266

Ban removed. You had been assigned a dynamic IP that had been previously autobanned due to another user's actions.

>>85003692
What's with Ennis and gay people?

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>>85003894
thanks

>>85003692
>the savior of hell's kitchen
wait

did Butcher cut off daredevil's dick

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>>85004137
i think so yeah

>>85003618
>Ape Face
>Bad Ass

>>84991996
is this a shining reference

>>85003518
>Star Wars exist in a universe like this.

>>85003903
He's fairly progressive in that regard, but often uses some characters to show that bigotry is stupid. Here it's a bit of a setup not a big one, though, just to explore Butcher a bit further. He might say one thing, but it's all part of him playing others. In this case he's trying to get a reaction out of Hughie, he really doesn't give a fuck about anyone's sexuality.

>>85004100
PFFFFTTTTHHHAAHA

>>85003692
SJWs getting BTFO by Ennis

>>85004351
Frenchie and Female's nonsense stuff is some of the highlight of the series.

>>85003744
One of the best pages besides LOVE SAUSAGE

>>84993179
>shake shack

>>85003823
It is so obvious that he is the parody of him. Or I actually thought like that 'cause you said it at the first place.