Comfy Edition
Previous: >>83533972
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
The results from last night are in! Another divisive poll, I'm holding you to this /sug/!
First chance ta PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10413492
>>83540598
Sup /sug/, how's your day going?
>>83540598
Remember to believe /co/!
Would you kill Peridot?
Greg inseminates the Cluster.
What's the result if this happens?
>look at Zuke's Twitter
>she's losing it
I feel like if anything is confirmation of Lapis and Peridot being confined to the sidelines, it's this. The waifus were the only thing making her sane.
Hold tight, my queen of well written character interaction
Do gems have strong legs?
>>83540618
Just woke up, im sure it's going to be great
This was supposed to be the Summer of Steven™.
>>83540598
A best ship general it seems
So really.This Summer of Steven is gonna suck hard dick isn't it?
>>83540598
We're back, baby!
>>83540656
To the guy wgho said he loves the person who posts Pearl here
>>83540654
My my, isn't it a bit late to be waking up just now?
>>83540598
This is /ss/.
We should agree on no more /ss/ editions.
>>83540667
why
Nth for this show needs more gem designs /fusions in the next few episodes or I'm calling bullshit
>>83540648
I like the theory from last night that Zuke's taking us on a wild ruse cruise, and that Peridot/Lapis is actually the furthest ship from the truth.
>>83540643
yes, i cant stand that fucking meme gem.
>>83540674
>Blue blush
>Pointy teeth
Cute/10
Is that Anon that requested I draw punk lapis still here?
I-I did what you told me to do.
>>83540690
Sure is
Bad roll, /co/. You've landed on my Beta Kindergarten.
That'd be 470 Pearls, please.Plus tip
>>83534574
I know this comment was forever ago, but I'm sick of people saying pearl served white diamond.
>Everything I ever did, I did for her
She has always served Rose...ALWAYS.
>>83540674
I love you too,Pearl anon
>>83540732
Fuck me that's horrible.
Nice work though.
>>83540643
I wouldn't have to, just stop watching her for a day or two.
>>83540716
Once again pointing out that if she's basing her shipping on future info it would breach her NDS
>>83540710
Worth alone for that yellow pearl
>>83540735
Well I also woke up like an hour ago so I'm not the one to talk but you should try to fix your sleep cycle, it can be detrimental to your body
>>83540749
>Orange Kindergarten
Mark my words,Jasper was made there or i'll eat a fuckin belt
>>83540693
It's not /ss/, it's just 2 friends sharing a nap and a cuddle.There's nothing wrong with it.
>>83540697
That's why she'll keep winning, and why Jasper will keep helping until she understands the Way of The Steven
Don't ever go to a Californian gun store and suggest you want a pistol instead of a shotgun. You might have to redo your drywall from time to time, but at least you won't look like a total bitch.
Welcome to afternoon /sug/, where the Americans are in school, and thus, unable to shitpost. Those of you who are… you're stupid. Focus on your school work. I shouldn't even have to say that. I'm your host, Blue Waifubait.
>as suggested above: actual discussion happens when most of the burgers are asleep or away at work. I'm allowed to say this because I'm a burger myself.
>In a related story: another ameican is unable to comprehend the discussion going on, and requests cute gems. Why not both? The world may never know.
>Warhammer anon cannot catch a fucking break as he is accosted by another 'non responding in a completely unrelated meme. Strike two, pal. I hope third times the charm.
>What exactly happened at the end of Same Old World? A debate rages like a fire as anons argue back and forth over what exactly happened, and if it has any correlation to actually being talked about in universe.
>Are Gems ALIUMS? The answer may surprise you! Local Super Burger is quoted as saying "GEMS and steve not greg and STEVE ok".
>Love must be in the air, as both ladies of the noun are flirting once more in poems. Queen of the Amazon's concludes they oughta fuck already.
>Its astonishing that up until this point, no one had considered JasperxSteven. One lone hero posts a very lewd/cute image that supports this claim at the cost of his own posting rights.
>If you see the gregposter, give him a hug.
>Why do gems have asses? We don't know. It probably has something to do with science and anatomy. And sitting.
That's all for now, faithful listeners.
Be sure to tune in next time.
>>83540758
>Punks are horrible
You're not wrong
>>83540749
How about i give you 4 Garnets and 14 Rubies.No fuck you i ain't giving you a single Sapphire
>>83540749
So the beta kindergarten is on a desert?
Cool.
>>83540667
Why would Jasper's redemption arc suck?
>>83540755
And together we love Pearl <3
>>83540648
Her and Hilary really do know how to write. Whoever keeps writing the fucking awful Ruby/Sapphire lines could learn a thing or two.
>>83540815yes
>>83540693
The girl has to be or act older for it to be /ss/
>>83540826
>Not liking the cheesy as fuck flirting
What's wrong with you?
>>83540787
>>83540627
That cat mouth anime shit pisses me off. It's a cheap trick to make weak gems kawaii. It's just as bad as tumblr nose.
>>83540646
Millions of Stevens
Stevens for me
Millions of Stevens
Stevens for free
>>83540807
>Are Gems ALIUMS?
I LOVE YOU !!!
>>83540865
>cat mouth
>as bad as tumblr nose
No.
Cat mouth is bad, but tumblr nose is much worse.
>>83540812
Pretty sure it's a canyon.
It's kinda Grand.
>>83540360
>but nobody wants that.
>whatever enemy happens, CG's are away, is only lapis and peridot
>away fro water sources, Lapis can't bruteforce it
>only option: fuse
>long tiresome battle between enemy and Connie swordsman, Steven tank and Fusion range atack
>they win, all tired and hurt, seems like the girls will come to friendship through it
>Connie runs to steven to see if he's fine
>Fusion, being the thirtiest gem gor Steven secondonly to Pearl, picks him up and away from Connie
>"He's fine now. Did you need something, human?"
yes, I want it
>>83540865
Who the fuck thinks red nose is somehow cute?
Cat mouth is objectively the cutest.
Praise cat mouth Peri.
>>83540892
kek'd
>>83540863
The flirting isn't the bad part, it's the literally everything else. Keystone is a fucking joke - the final scene pre-Garnet is atrocious. Sapphire's line may as well be
> OH MY GOODNESS WE MADE STEVEN FEEL LIKE HE IS THE PROBLEM EVEN THOUGH HE IS NOT THE CAUSE OF THE PROBLEM AT ALL
for all the subtlety it has.
>>83540788
>you should try to fix your sleep cycle
My alarm did wake me up at 8 but i guess i just wanted more sleep, I'll be fine
Give her back;_;
>>83540888
What would have happened if they just told the Rubies the truth?
That Jasper fell into a hole and they haven't seen her since.
>>83540807
Jesus Christ would those poem fags just fuck already!
are you ready for some edgy fanfiction, /sug/?
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/6978718
and here is the music you should play while reading.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>83540950
>There are anons out there who use their relationship as a reason to make them out as the worst gems.
>>83540807
Thanks for the report, unknown random anon.
>>83540993
Do I count , I got drunk like 4 nights ago and posted something like 5 poems in one thread ...
>>83540961best gem
>>83540984
Then they would've stayed on earth looking Jasper, and she would've told them about the crystal gems and lapis's treason, or maybe lead the Ruby squad herself and try to take on the gems
>>83540618
Ok I guess, found a microbiologist assistant job that I technically qualify for but will take hours to apply to and there's a 98% chance I won't get it
Also still no Bob's Burgers and it's driving me nuts
Finally no one seems to share my love of Amethyst getting punched in the face.
>>83540749
>The Grand Canyon was a Kindergarten
I've heard some mysterious shit about that place, but this is cool
>>83541057
Unless you do it everyday then no, you don't count.
>>83540945
It's not supposed to be cute. It's just a cheap trick. I'm being completely serious. One is a cheap trick to make a character cute and another is to simply add detail to a face when artists aren't skilled enough to do it any other way.
>>83540807
Jesus Christ I need to stop ending up I these
>>83541029
fuck, i forgot my edgy picture.
>>83541088
>Jasper-Lapis mating/heat cycle
Supreme taste right there.
Also,lab assistant? That sounds pretty great, is it at a hospital?
>>83540807
Thanks for the update LLNK
>>83540807
>warhammer anon
What
>>83541029
>switching tenses right at the end
>>83540807
>senpai finally noticed me
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>83541137
Oh come now anon , you know you love itxD
>>83541137
That isn't an edgy picture
>>83541180
Nigga try harder, I've gotten into these things twice in a single report
>>83541172
the whole story basically takes place in past tense, as like the narrator telling the story of what happened up to this moment, i dont know i haven't done that before.
>>83541188
>xD
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>83540040
Probably mixed feelings of confusion, disgust but also absolute fascination and wanting to find out how all of this could possibly work
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/post/132677012317/as-a-sidebar-i-kinda-wanted-to-talk-about
>>83540807
I love you lapis reporter anon
How do you feel about OCs?
>>83541206I'm actually involved in 4 of those stories, but I'm usually inactive when LLNK is doing their thing.
>>83541150
It's with Da Guberment
If I get it and make it through a year I'll have the best health insurance and be unfirable, apparently it takes a fucking year to fire government employees
>>83540892
>A Steven for every Gem on Homeworld
>They just follow them around and get upset whenever anyone plans anything evil
>Homeworld comes juddering to a halt as every Pearl in existence instantly opts that the Stevens are their new mast-I mean, Sons
>The Diamonds, sitting in their palace, each with a Steven in their lap, not quite sure why they've calmed the fuck down on all this genocide shit, but unable to crush worlds because it'd upset their Stevens
Fund it. Fund it all.
>>83541236
They're all autistic.
>>83541133
Fuck you I wish I could make it into one. I only made it into one of those simulators and there's so many I can't even remember which one it is
>>83541236
Autism in carnate
>>83541246
Holy shit
Drawfags, Writefaggots, Make it happen!
>>83540627
All I want is to cuddle Peridot, and it won't happen no matter how hard I believe
>>83540961
in good time anonshe will return
>>83541246
10/10 ,would read again !
>>83541272
Like I said I've made it into so e of them twice in one report
Jasper why you eat my doritos
Reminder that Gems are harvested for reasons!
>>83541246
This is the best plan ever
except thatimpregnating gem shards means all the Stevens will be retarded
>>83541079
> jasper leading the ruby squad.
Pfffftt I would like to see that.
>>83540807
Keep up the good work.On a unrelated note, I love Wario.
>>83541354
Imagine Jasper and all the Rubies crammed into their little spaceship.
>>83541350
>edgy OC
>killing pearls
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>83541344
I've read that as clitoris. I was confused, but not ashamed.
>>83540598
Is it Stevidot day already? How glorious
>>83540618
Working. Just want to go home and change the strings on my guitar andwrite a song about the Cyrstal gems pearl to be specific
>>83541300
>>83541327
>And for our mistakes, the cluster forgave us
>And in forgiving it died to grant us what Rose Quartz had believed in all along, what the Crystal Gems had united for, what we needed above all else!
>Stevens, Millions of them
>>83541244
Well I wish you the best of lucks then, really, I hope you make it in but if you don't just remember it's not the end of the world.
>>83540807
No this is BULLSHIT. I PUT THE NAME IN. Why didn't it appear!
>>83541392
I don't need any edgy OC
>>83541392
So a hand with a gem on it is an edgy oc?
>>83541411
Dubs confirm Best Ship
>>83541388
>I hate my life
>I hate my life
>I hate my life
now I want to see it too
>>83541419
Can't wait to hear it
>>83541411
Is a platonic Stevidot fine too?
It's comfy time /sug/! What do you think is the comfiest episode of SU?
Post comfy gems.
Have some comfy music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv0ocJmjZCI
>>83541458
on the back on the hand? yes.
>>83540807
>>83541407
>>83541419
Is it at least a job you enjoy? Regardless, hang in there, bud.
>>83541493
>>83541323
>implying
Your waifu is going to be in an episode of uncle grandpa
How does that make you feel?
>>83541388
>they start singing
>OHHHHH ONE MILLION PEARLS BEING SLAVES ON THE WALL.
>>83541491
Whether platonic or romantic, best ship is best ship brother
If Stevidot is so "good", then why are there no good fanfics of it?
>>83541508
Thank you based anon.
>>83541525
>More cancerous crossovers
At least the show will perish but same Jasper is probably gonna be ridiculed for it.
>>83541525
>We will never see a Xarna vs Jasper match
A real pity, it would be the guns show of the century
>>83541278
>implying you wouldn't cuddle her
>implying you wouldn't fuse with her
>implying you wouldn't wait for her to grow up
>implying you wouldn't protect her from corrupted gems
>implying you wouldn't comfort her when she thinks she's monster
>implying you wouldn't grow old while she stays young
>implying you wouldn't die in her arms happily
>>83540807
>tfw noticed by newsanon
>>83541493
Happy lappy.
>>83541493i like amethysts episodes
>>83541491
Glad to see there are more platonic Steven and Peridot, lovers here
>>83541455
Don't worry, mang. 4chin fucks with you every once in a while. Like how it keeps rejecting my FUCKING PICS EVEN THO THEY ARE IN AN ACCEPTED FORMAT
>>83541551
Popular opinion=/=quality.
C'mon, Charlie Brown
>>83541388
>>83541476
>>83541545
>"I spy with my-"
>"IT'S RED. YOU'RE ALL RED. THE SHIP IS RED. THE WINDOW IS RED."
>>83541525sad
>>83541428
And then he told on to me,
Here , this gift of Steven I bestow upon you all,
Not just the rich , not just the poor , but to all,
To all those that live ,I give on to you the gift,
Of Steven.The gif of love. The gift of peace.
>>83541592
Amethyst's episodes are usually pretty angsty, but have comfy endings. with hugs and cuddles.
>>83541517
Oh I love my job, it's good work and good people but a lot of people have been sick and out and that means 16 hour shifts for me, this is day 3 with 3 more to go.
>>83541556
>cancerous
If two gems, each with a gem in their opposite eye, fused, would it create a fusion that's completely blind?
>>83541551
Are you kidding me?
>>83541645
That's why they are my favorites
>>83541634
>Lapis attempts to write romantic poetry.
>"Roses are red and violets are blue...I fucking love flowers and I hate you."
>>83541643
>pic
Fuck you, Steven. A lot of this fandom is fucking cancer.
>>83541643
>>83541684Yes. It's just bait for people to post any Stevidot fics that they may have.
>>83541682
No, why?
They could always just have more than 2 eyes
>>83541682
I prefer the idea that they can see out of them when they replace eyes, maybe even with some kind of enhanced vision. Eye Gems are used as scouts or sharpshooters or something.
>>83541556
>cancerous
Hilarious is the word you are lookinh for. Before the recent episodes it was the only funny episode this show has had.
>>83541308
Just get a girlfriend who's smol and cuddle her.There's a smol girl who lives near the apartment I'm moving into next month and we've been flirting on and off since we met a little while back, so I'm hopeful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl8a9b76GMg
>>83541668
16 hours! Wow. You gonna need a vacation after this
>>83541682
no, they can see. centipetlee had a gem eye and wasn't blind
>>83541583
Damn, this is the comfiest thing I've ever seen.
>>83540669
you're not the real sardonix poster get out.
Everyone loves Greg.
>>83541747
That's true, but what constitutes a fusion with having more eyes?
Is it the amount of gems that are fusing?
Because with the prime example being Opal, both gems have two normal sets of eyes and the fusion has the same.
>>83541834
Except Garnet, she ain't got time for that.
>>83541834
>>83540732
Dearest anon. Ladylike jasper please. <3
Many thanks in advance
yours eternally.
>>83541834
Men don't love Greg
>>83541866
God the early art looked so bad.
I mean I still love the old episodes but damn
>>83541782
That doesn't seem healthy.
>get around to fucking.
"Uh uh uh, oh Peri!"
"Who?"
>>83540815
>>83541183
>>83541856
Greg is the one thing that could turn Garnet hetrosexual.
Not Ruby and Sapphire mind you, just Garnet.
It'd make things incredibly awkward when they unfuse
>We had sex with a man!
>It's probably just a phase she's going through!
>>83541880
Platonic love CAN exist between 2 straight men. Did you lean nothing from Wayne's World?
>>83541843
Well Malachite had 4 eyes even tho it was a 2-gems fusion.
>>83541682
If the fusion was big enough, they could replace the pupils like the Ruby Squad fusion.
>>83541820
It is me, baby!
>>83541880Are you sure?
>>83541892
>>83541940
True that
>>83541900
>mfw she's into Steven Universe
>mfw I know Peridot is her favorite gem
>mfw imagining Stevidot Roleplay with her
>>83541778
Bullshit.
https://youtu.be/DJGYBmOpQWw
Has there ever been a comfier, more feelgood moment in this show's run?
>that soft piano music
>Everyone cheering and laughing for Steven
>"What's that thing you say with the Porkchops and the hotdogs?"
>Amethyst hugging lion
>>83541940
I meant romanticallyplease don't get mad at me
>>83541815
No this
>>83541684
>My word! It smells of coitus in here!
Someone can 911 my sides have detonated.
>>83541940
Tell that to tumblr
>>83541407
Hey fuck you man I posted that the first time.
>>83541993
It's okay, buddy. Better a run-of-the-mill faggot than a tumblr snowflake.
>>83541970
>roleplaying a 14 years old boy and a green rock
>>83541933
Nah, Garnet has seen that thing she doesn't have time to sacrifice Ruby or Sapphire for something that's been used.
>>83541987
>Has there ever been a comfier, more feelgood moment in this show's run?
>Isn't it remarkable, Steven? This world is full of so many possibilities. Each living thing has an entirely unique experience. The sights they see, the sounds they hear. The lives they live are so complicated, and so simple. I can't wait for you to join them.
>Steven, we can't both exist. I'm going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that's me, loving you and loving being you. Because you're going to be something extraordinary. You're going to be a human being.
>>83541993
>>83542072
Wait, I misread that post chain. Fuck you.
>>83542072thanks
>>83541987
That is pretty goddamn comfy. The ending to Winter Forecast where Connie walks into the room where Steven is sleeping and sits next to him so they can watch the snow together is comfy too, but I think yours might be comfier.
Sorry, /sug/ we need the outlet for our rock tumbler.
>>83542029
I missed the last, like, 6 threads. I can't keep up with you people, I got better things to do.
>>83541970
>jokingly call her Peridot.
"What?"
"Oh! S-sorry. I was kidding! You d-don't hate me now do you?"
"Uh, no?"
"WOW THANKS!"
"Goodnight Anon."
>Shuts the door.
"Y-You too."
>>83542118
Jesus Christ, I'm using text to speech ,and listening to that post made me teary eyed.
>>83542164
PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN
>>83541350
pook?
>>83542170
How long are you away from these threads mate.
If it's more then two days don't be surprised to missed threads but otherwise you are full of shit, sug doesn't go that fast at most when you sleep you'll miss 3.
>>83541350
oh here you go you forgot the green text:
>you will never see lower caste, outlier pearl kindergartens.
>you will never see how brutal a process it is for pearl inspection due to lax quartz screening and handling supervision.
>you will never see them begin to torment the pearls they inspect and poof out of sheer boredom of doing the same field of work for hundreds or thousands of years at a time.
>you will never watch some of the quartz inspectors make vile games out of seeing how much distress the newly generated pearls can handle in being forced to watch things like two quartz's slowly pulling a defective pearl apart until it poofs followed by a quick shattering stomp as soon as the gem touches the ground.
>you will never watch as one of the inspectors takes a defective pearl by the arm and quickly dip the pearl in vinegar and pull her out to see how long it takes for the acidic effect on the pearl to poof her while instructing the pearl that she'll be shattered if she poofed before the experiment was over.
>you will never be a quartz experiencing a twinge of guilt as the pearl who's neck is in her hand stares you in the eyes with pure fear and confusion to her situation before the quartz snaps out of her hesitation and snaps the pearls neck and tosses the gem into the pile.
>you will never find out the reason why peridots are rotated in and out of the kindergartens at a faster rate than the quartz's is due to the sounds and sights of the pearl stress inspections eventually wearing down the peridots work productivity.
>>83542209
Yes, I'm ashamed of that, I think I was going to write an 'f' and my hand wanted to do both a capital 'F' and a lowercase 'f' and somehow I ended up with a 'k'.
>>83542164
so what's with the whole IP limit thing on mega?
Your download could not proceed because it would take you over the current free transfer allowance for your IP address. please help me i am a low life scrub
>>83542205
>>83542280
WOAH! Can you believe Rose came back to life and told Pearl that she loved her?
They'll never let us show that again!
>>83542268
What kind of green do you have for the other one? >>83541456
>>83541970
Commodore please go, you were supposed to be deaded by phyrexians...and you never gave me a library card.
So what's the situation? Has Steven Floats aired in the states yet?
>>83542268
>implying Pearls are made in the ground
>implying Pearls aren't made by another Gem
>>83542315
nope, and I'm pretty sure its aired in more countries than France.
>>83540860
Peridot is canonically a grown ass adult. I can't get over how idiotic some people are by assuming Peridot is young because she is short and out of her element.
>>83542299
>>83542309
nothing yet i have to think about it.
>>83542338
did i specify the location, no i didn't for that reason you just pointed out.
>>83542299
>>83542316
Nnnngh
>>83542354
And acts like a fucking 12 year old
>>83542299
this was her face when....
>>83542292
you gotta wait m8
i used a VPN and could cheat, but doesn't work everytime
>>83542377
>field work
>kindergarten
>didn't specify the location
Did you even know what you were implying? Are you autistic?
>>83542316
wow that sure was a hell of a ride
>>83542424
field as in type of work not location you little autism sufferer.
>>83542385
So did Donnie.YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, PERIDOT!
This is the purple gem. Who is also best gem
>>83542449
>being this retarded
here is my wife don't fucking look at my wife
>>83542451
I'd love it if Lapis ended up flirting with humans.
>>83540598
Pearl is cute
CUTE!
>>83542523
Who do you think Steven would take as his wife when he's older?
No, Connie isn't an option because she'd die far before Steven ever would.
>/toy/'s Greg is a Steven Universe fan.
Jesus Christ, this is probably the worst news I've received all day...
>>83542523
DAMN I WANT LLNK AS MY WIFE !!!
>>83542522
seriously are you this stupid to think i'm being the dumb one here? i dont even have to post a reaction image to know the point sailed over your head long ago.
>>83542475
It's true
>>83542475
I like when the mom gem carries the purple gem.
>>83540807
>Americans are in school
I work at night, anon.
>>83542523
Y U NO SHARE WAIFU!?!?!?
>>83542475
Why is Amethyst so sexy.
>>83542523
That's my wife you shit.
>>83542550
>implying Connie's death wouldn't kill Steven of old age
>>83542576
There are plenty of her to go around.
>>83542523
Your wife is shit.
>>83542523
Keep your shit-tier wife to yourself
Just give her back;_;
>>83542569
she looks like a bee stung her mouth
>>83542599
I think you mean heartbreak, anon.
But no, he'd get over it because he has five other girls, seven if you count Sapphire and Ruby.
>>83542550
Doctor Maheswaran, who will use her Indian Medical Secrets to live to 200 years.
>>83542641
give it time
>>83542523
No, that's Steven's wife.
>>83542621
Fuck you your wife is dead.
>>83542641
Relax, we're going to get a redemption arc.
Or an arc where she dies.
>>83542642
It's what happens when you're a nigger.
>>83540651
>strong legs
if they did would they befaster than a Rebecca Sugar can-(user was banned for this post)
>>83542561
And if anyone wants proof, he's the Steven cosplayer.
>>83542703
don't call her a nigger, she isn't that shit-tier
>>83542641
>>83542712
What, we can't postfaster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellatenow?
This needs to be an episode.
>>83541987
>>83542148
Although it's not the comfiest, I think the ending of Gem Drill is pretty comfy too. First you have Steven and Peridot celebrating their survival and victory, than followed by them reuniting with the other gems being all very happy
>>83542723
Alright fine, it's what happens when you are black.
She acts like a nigger though.
>>83542550
No idea but he will have fathered an entire race of gem humans once Homeworld colonizes Marswith Abraham Lincoln
>>83542730
Lapis was the abuser tho
She kept Jasper underwater for no damn reason when Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst could have poofed
Lapis is a fucking bitch I hope she desolves in water
>>83542734
Even on anon I can't bring myself to say stuff like that as hilarious as it was
I will however mention Garnet's Lovecraftian armpits
>>83540807
>Americans are in school
it's June
>>83542721
jesus christshameful newfab here,what's so bad about him?
>>83542772
Really, Garnet, Amethyst, or Pearl could have easily stopped them from fusing by throwing off their synch.
Everyone but Jasper is responsible for Malachite being allowed to actually form.
>>83542772
Jasper is the bad guy, not Lapis.
>>83542772
She did it for him, and she would do it again.
>>83542812
He unironically uses pepe.
>>83542566
>>83542772same
>>83542824
Lapis is an overpowered cunt with some sort of ptsd mental illness and Jasper was just doing her job
>>83541137
what an edgy ant
>>83542838
wow
>>83542812
Just search Kiwifarms, you'll get a lot of info on him.
Or have a good look at these threads at the unbridled autismo himself.
>>>/toy/5717145
>>>/toy/5717420
So hyped for new episodes man, but I'm not so hyped for human focused episodes that don't involve the gems, they will be involved right?
>>83542523
Yeah, see, I think there might be a slight flaw in your brilliant plan there lad.
>>83542755
>Garnet holding Lapis like a baby
>Shades are mostly Blue
This is just a coinciden-
>Shades were mostly blue when she was pitying Lapis in Same Old World
T-this is just a... coincidence..
>>83542885
>kiwifarms
No thanks.
I think I've seen enough.
>>83542903
new beach episode when?
>>83542354
>you've never considered falling asleep with someone anything but for sexual
I'm so sorry for you.
>>83542903
Probably marginally, as is standard for human episodes
>>83541476
>>83542903
>They will be involved right?
>>83542885
wowhe needs to wear a bra
>>83542935
Indexer
So would you appreciate the show more for having the stones to kill off Jasper or would you scorn it for killing her off?
No, I do not mean bubbling or what happened now.
I mean legit, her gem is destroyed killing.
>>83541892
That was just a different artist, I forgot her name (it wasn't Jo), but she only helped out with some REALLY early episodes and then stopped to focused on behind-the-scenes stuff.
>>83542980
I wouldn't mind if Jasper died.
I never cared about her.
>>83542980
Well she is getting sent tohellso maybe she'll die there.
>>83542980
i would call it lazy writing for killing off a character with so much potential
>>83542935
Would you let Jaspersit on your face?
>>83542980
If it was done well, sure, I can get behind that. I hate it when people assume death automatically brings something to the story, though, especially with a show like this that does quite a balancing act with the mostly optimistic atmosphere and the occasional darker stuff. So no, I wouldn't applaud them just for "having the stones" to do it, but if they pulled it off well and with a purpose, I'd see no reason to complain.
>>83542980
this >>83543002 , but if they do it really good it could be a really big step in the right direction.
>>83543002
I can appreciate that answer.
If she was going to have just been killed off, it would have been better for her gem to take the hit from the finishing arrow so the Gems could all adjust to being murderers.
Well, Garnet (or at least half of her) wouldn't care and neither would Pearl, but Amethyst has never killed a Gem before.
>>83543035
Zuke would
so what's this noise I hear about Jasper being in a UG episode?
Is that like, confirmed?
>>83543035
Wouldn't that kind of injury poof a gem?Also Lapis is on the wrong side for a proper face sitting.
>>83543086
Title is called Jerky Jasper so people are assuming the shitty crossover.
>>83543086
An upcoming UG eoiaod ehad the title "Jerky Jasper". Its anyone's guess what it really was, but the possibiliry of it being a crossover ep again was high.
And then UG was canceled for a other season of TTGO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpQ_FwoPAU
How acurate is this?
>>83543152
Fuck Armrest
PRESS F INTO THE COMMENTS IF YOU THINK ROSE SHOULD HOLD AND CARESS PEARL TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER.
PRESS G TO SAY "rose please don't leave again"
>>83543152
Well, Amethyst is shit.
So it's pretty accurate.
>>83543190
Press A to let go.
>>83540598
this episode was truly better than I expected.
I'm hyped for the summer
>>83543148
>And then UG was canceled for a other season of TTGO.
Please tell me you're joking
>>83543148
cancelled permanently?
SO I DON'T EVEN GET SHITTY CROSSOVER JASPER?
>>83543152
Well, it's not incorrect.
>>83543222
Somebody post the image.
>>83543152
>implying the crew are unaware of Amethysts flaws
>>83543152
>it's funny because he draws like shit and talks like an autist
>>83543152
I'm an Amethyst fag and this still made me laugh.
>>83543262
He's right about several things though.
>>83543220
What would a fusion of Bob and Earl look like?
>>83543152
Eh, I laughed
>>83543152
>not liking ame because of her flaws
stop this
>>83543219
you're cruel.
>>83542095
That's basically what I do every day.
>>83543276
Too bad his idea of humor is shit. If he just wants to deliver accurate points he can write an essay.
>>83543301
Remember that time Garnet turned into Greg's dead wife because he wanted to spend time with his son instead of her?
Yeah me neither.
>>83543152
it's perfect
>>83543278
Bearlit would be a light blue colored bear
>>83540598
You're trapped on an abandoned island for 3 months.
Which gem do you take with you?
>>83543315
That is subjective, but I respect your opinion.
>>83543035
No that's just for pearl
connie best gem
>>83543326
Someone should draw this.
>>83543323
Episode of Peridot getting mistaken for a human child and being forced to go to human school when?
>>83543315
Too bad a sense of humor is subjective
>>83543328
Lapis so we can fly home day 1.
>>83543328
Sapphire. Her ability to see into the future is valuable for gathering water and food.
>>83543219
If they do I'll be there to catch you Pearl
>>83543328
Lapis
Because she could fly?
You stupid twit?
>>83543328
Lapis because she can literally get you back to the mainland.
>>83543360
>A green rock getting mistaken for a human child
how the fuck would that happen?
>>83543328
if I'm allowed to leave then lapis
if not then pearl, she probably knows the most about building shelters and can get high-hanging fruit and fish with hernosespear
>>83543152
picks on amethyst too much, doesn't point out pearl's fuckups or lapis DROWN THE CHILDREN lazuli
>>83542523
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/06/illegal-mining-of-lapis-lazuli-is-bankrolling-taliban-says-report
>>83543360
dude wtf
also i hope never because she will be bullied
So is nobody going to ask why Rose is the only gem that looks like a human? Nobody?
Nobody at all?
>>83543222
It was cancelled but not sure for TTGO.The creator ironically had the episode where UG brags about his emmy he won a year ago air only recently after the news came to him
>>83543328
Pearl.
Actually, I would rather be alone, being in an island with a gem would make me really uncomfortable.
>>83543389
Holy shit anon! Just because she has a skin condition doesn't mean she isn't human!
>>83541782
>Just get a girlfriend
Where do you think this is
>>83543318Remember that time Garnet violently shaked Steven that time he was practically dying?Remember that time Lapis almost drowned two kids?Remember that time Pearl let Steven fall off a cliff?Remember that time Peridot tried to crush Steven?
*cringe*
>>83543328
Pearl
3 months of love making
>>83543424
She doesnt look human, in real life her skin would as white as paper which would freak people out as even albinos are not that pale.
>>83543389
>>83543360
does beach city have a school???
>tfw all the residents are uneducated twits
>>83540598
It would be a interesting episode with Connie and Peridot trying for Steven's attention while Lapis sits back to enjoy the show. Then Connie pulls out her trump card with the fusion, surprising both homeworld Gems with Garnet giving a mild thumb up.
>>83541970
I'm sure the girl will be perfectly into having you roleplay as a fat 14 year old anon
>>83543435
Yes, all the gems are shit, what are you trying to prove?
What, you seriously believe the best gem isn't Steven?
>>83543441
*Egh
>>83543368
>>83543383
>>83543385
>>83543401
>implying Lapis would care about you and wouldn't abandon you on the island
So...
She's dead, right?
>>83543435
Remember that time Garnet desperately thought violence was the answer?
LION AROUND
>>83543424
I just presumed there were only so many different colors ,sooner or later one would look like a human.
>>83543360
>episode
Didn't they make a whole show about this?
>>83543448
>Rose
>White as paper
???
>>83543403
But anon, Lapis is cute
>>83543491
Keep up the good work.
>>83543328
Peridot, 3 months of bullying and forcing her to do the kitty mouth on command.
>>83543490
>When Sapphire knows it's gonna be all right
>When Ruby isn't listening to Sapphire.
Taking Sapphire themed writefag requests.
>>83540814
Because it's not M E T A L
>>83543478
>Yes, all the gems are shit, what are you trying to prove?
I think that's exactly what he's trying to prove
>>83543484
>implying we wont put her in the mirror if she refuses.
The last episode showed that gems can jump really fucking high meaning it should be possible for someone like Garnet to swim across an ocean because gems dont seem to ever get tired.
>>83543489
Dead inside, so technically.
>>83543491
HERE LIES ANON.
THE MODS KILLED HIM FOR SHOOTING THE SHERIFF AND POSTING DANK MEMES.
>>83543498
I'm glad they didn't make Zim a girl because that would have spoiled me for life, waifu-wise
>>83543478
but Steven is best gem,anon
>>83543519
Sapphire has to watch over Peridot while the others have to go away on a mission.
>>83543491
Sail on, brave soul.
>>83543489
We can only hope.
>"Remember, Connie. In the heat of battle, Steven is what matters. You don't matter."
>"I don't matter"
>"No, Steven. I understand now! Your legacy, your destiny, you are everything! And I... I am nothing... but I can do this for you! I can give you my service!"
Reminder that Pearl turned Connie into a suicidal zealot in a couple of weeks.
That's some fucking empire of mankind shit right there.
>>83543552
BUT HE'S THE SHERIFF
>>83543220
Have a really big image for your troubles
>>83543519
Sapphire babysits young Amethyst
super fluff no angsty
>>83543558
A female zim already exists in the form of Invader Ten.
>>83543607
But if he's the sheriff...then where's the caveman?
>>83543596
Connie was predisposed to feeling worthless compared to Steven, or as a human being in general. Pearl just reinforced it.
>>83543607
and we're frozen out here
>>83543596
Well to be fair, the other Gems have made Steven a child soldier, essentially.
isn't she lovely
>>83543596
Pearl is good at manipulating people.
Connie would make a good Sister of Battle.
>>83543613
l-legs
>>83543596
Well Pearl is a slave or a toy I dont really know what Pearls are considered.
>>83543498
I guess technically
I just want an episode of Peridot interacting with Townies
>>83543645
>Pearl is good at manipulating people
Or Connie is just fucking stupid
>>83542535
oh my
>>83543148
>>83543656
>>83543613
thank you! i can now very easily masturbate to them seperately
>>83543670
True, true.
>>83543152
>>83543596
All her character development is by Singin or crying
>>83543656
Game informer as reading material?
>>83543692
le tumblr funny joke xddd
>>83542535
Can is be for sexualed?
>>83543631
Somebody sure is a weeaboo
>>83543692mommy issues
>>83543645
Oh yeah. I would totaly smear her all over my armour
>>83543670
No Connie is a girl and girls will do any stupid thing for cock they want, look at how many girls stay with men that beat the shit out of them for example.
>>83543656
Have we ever seen her interact with humans? Does she know what humans are?
>>83543745
As I said, she would make a good Sister of Battle.
Who's up for round 3?
poil
>>83540598
Never post this filth again
>>83543756
Well she pushed Greg off a room
>>83543734
lewd!
>>83543761
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83543631
fuck you mei you faggot
>>83543761
Gib to me!
>>83543756
She almost killed Greg but besides that never, she never even said a single word to Connie during the Birthday episode.
>>83543761
I hope I get a cute one.
>>83543769
Sweaty snuggles then
>>83543770
I was going to say she never saw a woman. A human that could be mistaken for a gem. But she did see Connie.
>>83543802
FUCK
Well, better than nothing, I guess.
>>83543761
Please don't let it be Matte Peach
>>83543761
Plum and Mocha are mine!
MINE
>>83543818
>>83543761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqIAVodYbJU
Rolling.
>>83543631
>tfw entire team surronds a frozen Mei and gangrapes her as soon as she thaws
>>83543824
Well, I guess it's slightly better...
Fug, I wanted Bronze
>>83543761
Lilac plz!
>>83543761
Just give me one with nice gams.
>>83543817
She did? When?
>>83543498
talk about a coinkydink
I'm actually marathoning Invader Zim right now
>>83543863
Lilac is mine though.
>>83543761
OP TIER ALL THE WAY BABY
>>83543863
Aww...
>>83543761
Oh boy
>>83543035
I would let herslap me with her cock
>>83543873
In the last birthday episode.
>>83543761
Yellow or bust
>>83543761
'ERE WE GO BOYZ
>>83543761
Please god.
>>83543872
your ship is shit
SHIIIIT
>>83543761
>>83543888
>has trips
>no trips gets to choose whatevs option
dang
>>83543872
DELETE THIS
>>83543873
Log Date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ1hTjuG0U
>>83543761
>my fixed pic on top of added Pearls
It's still funny.
>>83543905
Gold isn't bad, but I think you would have liked something green... or red, cause red is Fasta!
>>83543914
No, yours is.
>>83543895
No,anon!
Futa is bad!
>>83543761
I WANT THE ORIGINAL ONE
>>83543850
I love seeing that shit
>>83543761
No whammies
>>83543875
What a small world! Rebecca Sugar wrote Invader Zim fanfiction when she was 15.
http://web.archive.org/web/20041210205525/http://www.auras.com/RRS/madness.html
>>83543923
do not want
>>83543947
No it isn't, futa is good.
>>83543938
rollin for Plum or Iridescent Red Pearl
>>83543956
FUCK
>>83543761
rollin
>>83543761
I want Pearl.
Please.
>>83543947
That is quite possibly the most blasphemous thing I've ever heard in /sug/.
And you fucks say a lot of weird shit.
>your favourite anime is now doing a crossover with su
what happens ?
>>83543947
But it makes me feel good
>>83543761
What will trips give you?
>>83543905
LETS 'EG IT!
>>83543992
Nope, Chocolate Orange for you!
>>83543997
Eh, alright, I'll accept it.
>>83543761
Send me one.
>>83543761
No one has rolled precious lilac yet. There's still hope
>>83543943
No, yours is.
>>83544000
...d-does hentai count?
>>83544000
>Hunter x Hunter
What Nen types are the Gems?
>>83544000
>SU+SU
Double the amount of gay
>>83543761
believe'n
>>83543462
Know what'd be more interesting?
If she tried that and the three of them fused, resulting in her and Peridot temporarily knowing each others minds and end up becoming close friends when they unfuse, after all they're after different things from Steven.Connie likes him as a friend.Peridot is thirsty for cock in all the holes she can get it.
>>83544017
Well,at least chocolate and orange are my two favorite foods
>>83544033
>one off
Ah sweet universe... my sides are yours.
>>83544000
But SU is an anime
>>83543607
But I just remembered we're out here
>>83544040
No, yours is.
>>83543761
Rolling.
>>83543984
>>83544002
no,anonsfuta is bad and you should feel bad :(
>>83543761
fooking roll
>>83543761
Rollendo
>>83544066
Humans can't fuse with Gems.
Steven is only half-Human so he's an exception.
>>83544101
>forbidden one when?
Who is the hottest Pearl on that chart?
>>83544033
>>83544077
A-at least I got dubs, right
>>83544101
:(fuck you
>>83544000
>Kill la Kill/Pokemon
Can i have both?
>>83543761
op tier
>>83544124
Bronze
>>83544000
>>83544124
The white one of course
>>83544152
It still looks better than her stupid canon hairstyle.
>>83544152
Hello Darkness my old friend...
>>83544119
You forget, Steven is explicitly a bridge between humanity and gem-kind.
I'd put money on him being able to merge with both and that possibly being involved in the climax of the series
All Gems, All Townies, united by Steven to fuck the shit out of Homeworld.
>>83543761
I SHALL BE THE 1. TO CLAIM THE REAL PEARL !!
Test
>>83543761
OP please
>>83544092
No, yours is.
>>83543972
>...my lord and slave master Jhonen Vasquez
BECKY NO.
>>83543938
op tier
>>83544193
Haha you switched peridot and Pearl silly
>>83543839
Why does Pearl with big tits look so good.
>>83543794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbhq4uO0oE
When will Peri get her fast fingers back?
>>83544219
Succulent fruits on a tree man... nothing more glorious than that.
>>83544171
>not loving the dorito
>>83544000
I can't decide, but I'll go with pani poni dash for now. It would be even more fucked up than the UG crossover
>>83544152
anon don't get greedy
>>83544219
Because then it's easier for her to breastfeed Steven.
>>83544130
The shit taste is astounding
>>83544240
Pearl really doesn't like to lose does she?
>>83543938
Rolling & hoping.
>>83544246
>heart eyes
what is this hunniecam ?
>>83544206
She said she'd be a Ruby if she were a gem, but I think she's a Pearl at heart.
>>83544283
Those tits say yes.
>>83544230
>That ending.
>>83544189
>>83543761
Ok I was just kidding that time , but ,now I'll get the power TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
>>83544171
>>83544175
>>83544241
alsoZexal = SUno one can tell me otherwise
>>83543942
>or red, cause red is Fasta!
then you can take Magnus, and leave the gold Pearl to me
>>83544286
Actually, read her direct messages in the fanfiction in the Ruby voice. It works perfectly.
>>83544311
...Father? Father!? THE CORPSE EMPORER, MY FATHER!?!?!?
>>83544300
I wonder who's behind this post?
>00
AND he gets op pearl. Fucking hell.
>>83544300
WWWOOOOHHHUUU
Dreams really do come true !
i'm too scared to read Beca's fanfiction
Can someone sum it up for me please?I am weak
>>83542316
10/10
sides are in orbit and I'mveryhard
>>83544377
who's fan fiction of what ?
>>83544000
Trying to decide my favorite, but a crossover with Hajime no Ippo would probably be funnier than a crossover with FLCL, so I'm gonna say that.
Amethyst and Aoki fight and it's just brimming with shenanigans.
Garnet helps Takamura beat up a shark to cure his sea curse.
Pearl helps train Miyata to more effectively counterpunch
Ippo gets Steven buff and teaches him enough so that he can beat a homeworld boxing gem.
>peridot interacting with rain started her love for the earth and represented her experiencing something new and taking a risk.
>lapis listening to steven talk about the seasons changing started her love for the earth and represented her seeing that things can change.
as for jasper?
>jasper will find out that things can be more than what they seem at first glance, and she'll find this out whensteven/connie/stevonnie beats her shit into the ground.
>>83542980
If it happens I will mourn all the potential Jasper Garnet rivalry we could have had, so I will be pissed, yes.
Will keep watching though.
>>83544000
>samurai champloo
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl for the samurai who smells of Steven
>>83544377
Don't forget her Ed, Edd, And Eddy rule 34
>>83544471
Jesus christ
>>83543761
roll
hey anons does anyone remember that shitty OC called strawberry quartz from the last thread?
>>83543761
aight
>>83543761
Yeah, let's see.
>>83543035
Ah, so that's how Lapis' neck got broken.
http://imgur.com/QLPdnhb
>>83543761
Final roll
Bury My Shell At Wounded Knee
>>83544000
>the berserk movies
No. Just fucking no.
I can MAYBE see it set during the gem war with rose sacrificing all her comrades or something.
>>83544525
well I found their tumblr and did some trolling, would anyone like to see the result
THE POSTER BELOW IS LAUREN ZUKE
DON'T TOLERATE HER SHITPOSTING
>>83544525
I wasn't here last thread
but i have this
>>83543596
That's not a suicidal zealot, it's a devoted slave. I wouldn't expect /sug/ to understand though.
>>83544598
No. You are clearly not from this site so leave. No one says trolling.
>>83544377
wait becky wrote a fan fic? of what exactly
>>83544617
FUCK YOU ZUKE
>>83544581
a-anon please. This is a safe place for my dick. You can't just go postingbest girlslike that.
>>83544621
What's the difference.
>>83543424
Rose is abig guy
>>83544598
What did you do?
>>83544300
Dark magics
>>83544617
oh no anon this was a sight to be hold
heres their deviant art to get a taste: http://kallista-dw.deviantart.com/
any ways heres the trolling I did, I just copy and pasted the list of groups she said aren't allowed on her tumblr and then wrote an ask asking her to draw my gemsona
https://kallistadw.tumblr.com/post/145515869750/hello-i-am-racist-nazis-anti-semitic-radfems
>>83543761
eyyyooo
>>83543761
Might as well
>>83544703
>>83544675
see here
but check out their deviant art first
also feel free to join in on fucking with them
>>83544405
>>83544635
How did you fucking nerds miss this?
Its Sugars invader zim fabric found here>>83543972
>>83543972
She also drew porn of Edd and Eddie fucking, making her basically a drawfag. Who cares?
The question is, how good is it?
>>83543972
holy tit balls bless
>>83544366
>>83543761
Roll
So, this little tidbit popped up.
God damn this show is messing with my head big time.
>>83543761
Rolling for a cute pearl pls
>>83544802
Neat theory, but the gem on the mural's in the wrong place.
Any good SU puns/jokes?
>>83544838
https://kallistadw.tumblr.com/post/145515869750/hello-i-am-racist-nazis-anti-semitic-radfems
>>83544770
Holy shit
>>83544685
that's garbage
How do you feel about this picture?
>>83544643
http://imgur.com/tX6v8AO
will /sug/ ever be as good as it was right after the season 1 finale? Only time will tell
Holy shit I need a bigger version of this
>>83544868
>smaller file size
You are slipping you jewish faggot
Reminder to report indexer
>>83544835
>prophecies don't have to guess everything correctly, just enough to connect the dots.
>>83544874
feels bad thats not me man
>>83544885
oof hot stuff
>>83544703
>Giraffe Neck
Wow
I though she was 9 or somethingthen i saw her selfies
>>83543761
welpt
>>83544824
Rerolling cus pink is literally the worst one
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with menapping will make you late it seems
>>83544910
I know right, me and my little sister were looking through her shit and we thought she must be in 5th grade...nope she's 14
anyway I implore you to also troll this autismo
>>83544849
Oh boy
>>83544931
Lady of the nose
I wonder could I make you happier than Rose
>>83544953
https://kallistadw.tumblr.com/post/145515869750/hello-i-am-racist-nazis-anti-semitic-radfems you saw this as well right? basically I copy pastaed the list of people "not aloud" on her tumblr and then asked her to drawm y made up gemsona
take up the fight, troll her too
>>83544883
Meh probably the next finale.Reminder we still haven't reached the technical Season 2 Finale
>>83544703
Anon, I think you've been wasting your time, this account might be a joke
>>83544987
What the fuck is a demi girl? You know, for people who hate being labeled, they sure like to label things.
>>83545020
if it was a joke would I have gotten this response?
https://kallistadw.tumblr.com/post/145515869750/hello-i-am-racist-nazis-anti-semitic-radfems
>>83544703
Are you fucking twelve?
Ameven?
>>83545048
That's the irony of Tumblr.
It's users got to the point where they don't want others to trigger them but they'll go around and do the thing that triggers them so badly.
>>83544987
Damnit nigga, you got to be subtler about this.
Ask her 'sincerely' to do a Gemsona but include like, one problematic element.
Something subtle, like her having dreads despite being white.
Troll softly anon, you scrub ass faggot.
>>83544941
Not the best troll but i'll try
>>83545049
I read it, look at that "art" though, no one is that bad and proud of it. Right
Right?
>>83545049
I don't see a reason why you're doing this .
>>83545048
Demisexuality is someone who is only sexually attracted to someone with whom they feel a deep emotional bond.
I genuinely fucking hate millennials and younger.
>>83545048
>implying tumblr doesn't love labels
in fact
>in fact implying the only thing they don't like more than treating their sexuality like a fucking trend is labels
>>83544849
>kallistadw
I think... Do I know this person...?
I feel like I've heard of them before
>>83545094
For the lulz.
I don't understand it either but it seems like it's fun to some people.
>>83545094
Some people are just gigantic assholes.
>>83545105
Who can be considered a millennial?
>>83544272
she's enthusiastic when it's about amethyst
>>83545079
>, like her having dreads despite being white.
Jesus,do you want the entire tumblr to kill him?
Tumblr hates non-black people with dreads
>>83545105
I usually have to actively want to think about someone as for sexual if I want to feel attracted that way.
And I don't really want to be attracted to people that way, so I end up saying everyone is for hug not fug
I guess that counts? Idk.
>>83545079
I went brute force to trigger her hard, you do that to fuck with her head
>>83545090
nigga I don't know, they're a 14 year old autismo with pink hair...
>>83545105
>someone who is only sexually attracted to someone with whom they feel a deep emotional bond.
Do you meantrue love?
>>83545049
I notice thinks it's ok for people with so-called wrong opinions to get punched and generally assaulted on the street. Why is this so prevalent among liberals?
>>83545154
Definitions are pretty varied, but range from the early-80's to as late as 2000. I tend to think of it as being '83-'98, but not everyone would agree with that.
>>83545116
oh god please anon please
they meantion on their tumblr not to tell her parents about her art because she would get in trouble. she has pics on her deviant art so go figure out if you know her
>>83545192
>>83545154
People born after 1980, but not younger than 18.
I want
>>83545124
I mean ok , you do what you want , but (by her account info) she's 14 ... just let her have some stupid fun , she'll get better ... maybe ... well anyway if she were older sure but this seems just like bullying (Oh my fucking god I didn't think I would ever use that word on 4chan).
>>83545154
I generally consider Millenials to be roughly '84-'01. I don't think they've come up with a clever label for post-9/11 kids.
>>83545195
no anon not liberal, just retards
they exist on booth sides
>>83545215
How didn't i see this coming?
>>83544000
Steven can use alchemy now
So, any news if the series will resume normally, or are we in for another long-ass wait?
Because fuck this "Steven Bomb" bullshit.
>>83545192
Sticky, hot nutritious true love.
I just want to drink it down, rub it all over my face and bathe in it
>>83545195
There was a similar thread on /v/ some time ago, someone posted a webm of someone using a VR headset on a public bus, or something.
It got a lot of responses of people saying they would beat him up if they were there, most of them were probably joking but I'm sure there is atleast one that would actually do it.
I'm not saying he didn't look ridiculous, and I would never wear something like that in public, but that's not a good reason to attack him.
>>83545234
hey she doesn't have to reply if she doesn't want to, and besides look at that hateful response, if anything
i'm getting bullied kek
>>83545192
I imagine that's what they mean, yes.
>>83545267
One Stevenbomb June July and August
>>83545223
What do you call the generation younger than millennials?
>>83545223
So whatever happened to "90s kids"?
>>83545285
Source?
>inb4 "my ass"
>>83543152
>All character development is done through singing and/or crying
10/10
Also rightfully calls out Ronaldo for trying to kill Lars, but strangely enough I don't think it's a big deal. Pretty much everybody suppresses the urge to kill Lars once in their life.
>>83543761
WOOWEE Lads
>>83545312
myheart
>>83544994
holy fuck this is at least two reaction images at once
>>83545296
I guess it's a sort of official term for that
>>83545167
See that's the thing, you're not triggering her because she knows you're just being a fucktard. She might appear salty but she'll just use it as a martyring point and move on.
What you do is ask for a White with dreads Gem, pretend the entire time you don't know why she's so angry about it and sincerely pretend not to get what has her so pissed off, maybe throw in a few 'But white people have had dreads before', that sort of thing.
Get her and her friends to really go for you, then reveal you were black all along (Any image'll do) and dese crackers be pickin' on you, poor lil' Blackboi ;_; just wanted a Gemsona, you just thought that Aryan White'd be a great Pearl Color (Bonus points if you can find a Gem that was found by the Nazis or something)
And then you watch the fur fly as they all tear each other apart, tripping over each other to back pedal.
>>83545162
Trolling softly son, I didn't say Trolling small-style.
Guys... check the schedule...
>>83545242
I've seen it a lot more on the liberal side though, it seems to go most hand-in-hand with young people who think they're right, especially women.
>>83545362
You check the fucking schedule
>>83545287
They don't have a name yet, some use the placeholder generstion z, like Millenials used to be called Gen Y. Gen X never got a real name though. The placeholder stuck.
>>83545350
bro I'm begging you please troll her with something like this
though I'm not gonna lie the white dreads thing might go over her head, she is a 14 year old autismo after all
>>83545225
that gif is terrible
:/
[spoilers]i do need to put my rock hard feelings in someone's comfort zone lately though .-.[/spoiler]
>>83545362
I will not fall for this again
>>83545362
>The official schedule's finally back up.
>Too Far and The Answer.
>Zap2it still showing Ninjago.
What does it mean?
>>83545363
come on Trump called for beating up liberals and you hear right wingers talking about beating up hippies and shit all the time
you only hear what you want to here anon
>>83543441
I don't get it
unless I do
in which case I don't
So how many powers does Steven have?
>>83545278
See, that's what I'm talking about. I feel the same about people who talk in movie theatres, if I hadn't had better parents I would have killed or drugged a lot of them when I was younger. Now I just whisper to them "excuse me, I'm trying to enjoy the movie." Works every single time, people respect being called on their bullshit but if you're not polite they get defensive and territorial.
>>83545458
Too many
>>83545393
Man, I ain't bothering with that shit, life is too short to go trolling teenagers, if there's anyone that wasn't an easily-fucked-with retard when they were a teen I've yet to meet them.
But you have my blessing, go forth with it faggot and remember, when the choice comes between subtle long term amusement or HERP, IMMA NAZI?
Troll softly.
>>83545363
That's likely confirmation bias.
People who think they're very right are likely to be stupid and confrontational no matter where they lie on the political spectrum.
>>83545458
A lot
>>83543761
Rollin
>>83545223
>born in 82
>two years earlier and could have escaped the Millenial label
Gen-X was so much cooler
>>83545458
Shield materialization, bubble, shapeshifting, superstrength, super durability, phytokinesis, charm, fusion, age changing, anti-Gem destabilization, mind transfer. I think that's it?
>>83545493
>Blue Akoya Pearl
newbie luck
>>83545435
>trump called for beating liberals
>right-wind people talk about beating hippies all the time
>you only hear what you want to hear
ok
>>83545489
this so much
>>83544000
>Gendo and Garnet
>Amethyst and Misato
>Asuka and Peridot
>Pearl and Rei
>PEARL AND REI
CROSSING THE WAIFU STREAMS!Shinji finally gets a chance to articulate his issues and leaves Steven feeling unnerved about the future before disappearing forever in a flash of angel nonsense magic flash.
>>83545435
>Trump called for beating up liberals
literally when. But let's take it to /pol/ and leave this out of /sug/.
Well do you think Steven is OP?
>>83545591
No.
>>83545480
This
>>83544596
>Trusting Pearl in a world with the Behelit
There would be a weekly struggle to remind Pearl not to go Apostle for her beliefs. The sheer amount of "JUST LET ME SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR YOU" is already overwhelming.
Also
>JasperZodd/ZoddJasper
>>83545591
fuck no
Garnet is definitely a Seer of Time, but that means Sapphire also has to be a Seer of Time, and Ruby is a Blood player, possibly a Knight. I can't think of a good way for fusions to work with classes and aspects.
Lapis is the most OP gem if she's near a large body of water.
>>83545583
I'm not going to fucking site it but I distinctly remember trump saying his supporters should beat black protesters
>>83545591
YES
I swear he'll become GOD by the series finale
>>83545604
Wait wait.
That doesn't make sense, you don't sacrifice yourself, you sacrifice others.
>>83545527
>phytokinesis
That's iffy. He couldn't really control the Watermelon Stevens.
>>83544047
Pearl, Peridot and Amethyst are Conjurers
Garnet and Jasper are Enhancers
Lapis...Transmuter? maybe an emitter idk
Steven and The Diamond Authority are specialists
Well I dont think Steven will be God now thats just silly.
>>83545664
She'd be making the decision and sacrificing her humanity by becoming an Apostle so that she could better fulfill Rose's dream. Accomplishing this would require sacrificial humansor Steven.
>>83545664
you can certainly say "i sacrificed my life"
>>83545703
You're right, he'll be something greater.
i'm not sure if i should just wait for this one to die before i post. but whatevs right?
>>83545591
Not yet, but soon
>>83545626
>yeah guys he said that his supporters should beat liberals and im not going to prove it just believe me ok and he said they should beat up black peoples
fuck off
>>83544000
>Kenichi+SU
A pathetic little weeny from the local high school named Peridot likes karate and such, but he's a wimp and gets his ass handed to him regularly by the karate club's bully captain, Jasper. Peridot goes to the Crystal Training Hall, where he meets the voluptuous-but-talented girl martial artist, Steven. Steven's grandfather Garnet is the master martial artist of the hall, and allows Peridot to train there, but Steven teaches Peridot how to use a move, which he uses to beat Jasper but also get himself into trouble with the local gang, Homeworld.
>>83545667
plant control is a confirmed power of rose's and therefore of steven's, even if he can't quite control it yet
Well if thats the case then Yellow Diamond must be strong as fuck though?
>>83545708
>sacrificing Steven
>to better fulfill Rose's dream
It makes no sense but knowing Pearl she could actually do it.
>>83545626
He specifically instructed every audience to never fight anyone that protests at his rallies, and to let security handle all of it. That was not some memo, he said it to every crowd because he knew people were sneaking in to try and disrupt things and make supporters look bad.
Go check your sources, you made the positive claim.
>>83545730
But we've seen that Rose's powers and Steven's powers aren't a 1 to 1 transference, like with the healing tears -> healing spit. True, they have the same functionality, but that might not be true for all of Rose's powers.
>>83545730
I had them pegged for Heart players, mostly because Steven is a splinter of Rose, but plant control...that complicates things and it sounds like a Life player power, unless Life is exclusively healing.
Steven Universe is my favorite anime by Hideo Kojima.
>>83545234
>14
This, if she's going to get bullied, let it be at the hands of other stupid 14 year olds. Picking on somebody whose brain is not yet done cooking is poor form.
>>83545712
''What's a god to a non-believer?''-Steven,probably
>>83545699
Lapis' weapon and abilities are controlling water, but also summoning water. If we're thinking of it like Lapis is using her Gem's power to materialise water and then control it, that would make her a Transmuter with Emitter qualities.
>>83545789
wowwee gud meem brow :^D
>>83545768
anon, you can literally just slap whatever fucking titles you want onto any given character because classpects are a fat steaming load of grade A bullshit
don't waste your time thinking about it
>>83540667
>muh Lore
>>83545812
When Lapis climaxes, water gushes out of her gem like a geyser.
>>83545853
That's your headcanon
So Rose can control her fall velocity thats pretty OP.
>>83545708
>>83545722
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/11/donald-trump-defends-use-of-violence-against-rally/ oops looks like you faggots have some explaining to do
>>83545852
Better then,
>muh shitty human episodes featuring only bland and not important to the show as a whole characters
>>83545837
Yeah...god damn it.
>>83545870
okay that card is just bs unless the cgs are ridiculously weak
>>83545870
What about GEM Steven?
>>83545881
>>83545761
oops meant to tag this stupid cunt
>>83545870
>mfw they use gems as rods of gods instead of tungsten.
>>83545886
>Not liking comfy episodes
Fuck off. Not everything has to be about the crystal gems.
>>83545903
Summoning four monsters in one turn is broken as fuck anon.
>>83545947
Let it be about GOOD characters then.
The humans are poorly written messes and they just keep putting each and every one of them further into the hole that no one wants to dig up.
>>83545955
But he's a Crystal Gem too, this card is shit and not lore-friendly.
>>83540716
>theory
>>83545881
>>83545708
>>83545722
>discussing politics on /co/
>>83544770
I sharted, great stuf
>>83545881
Not the guy your arguing with , but that just seems like he was "condoning" self defense. I mean what, do you just let a guy beat you up ?
Reminder that Amethyst has a completely canonical scat fetish she brings up in the show
>>83545870
>unsheathes her sword, folded over 1000 times
>teleports behind you
>>83545988
But Anon...
>>83545974
But its needs balance though.
>>83546024
In the show's art style, vulvae would look just like these lips, right?
>>83545955
Eh, make it a special edition collector's that's illegal in tournament play.
From what little I know, the power creep in Yu-Gi-Oh is insane and their promotional cards are all insanely broken.
>>83545988
>>83545881
>>83545708
>Write post about Berserk
>gets linked twice
That feel when you can be a politician and you never knew it.
>>83543761
31 or 32 plz
>>83546046
IM A MATERNAL FRAME BABBY
>>83546037
>xdddd
>>83543761
I need a pearl for my needs
>>83543761
ROLLING FOR PLUM
>>83546046
I feel like the MTG version of Ruby would be like the core set Goblins. Unfortunately, I haven't kept up with Magic for at least five or six years, and I wasn't too great to begin with. I have little to no idea how the current color pie/red decks play nowadays.
>>83545881
Swinging back isn't attacking you moron
NEW THREAD
>>83546116
>>83546116
>>83546116
And don't talk about politics in /sug/ you autists.
>>83546082
Hush you hothead.
>>83543761
Praying for best Pearl.
>>83543761
gimmethelilac
>>83546111
Yellow Pearl for you
>>83546159
well done