Do it for her.
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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
First for
Wow! I remember Sapphire. She was sliding on Ruby faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate. Can't juke THE ASIAN
WE
>>83528508
This is Sophie
>>83528508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZnXD4R4poY
Polyship confirmed endgame
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83528556
M E M E S
>>83528560
Good job
Reminder
YAY A PORL THREAD
Steven looks like a baby Jon Jafari
>>83528584
I love you more each day.
>>83528584
Lady of the nose
I wonder, could I make her happier than Rose
>>83528574
definitely not the best Broadway gems
Someone post that pearl/tentacle idea from the previous thread
>>83528599
Post your rare Porls
Why is Stevonnie the hottest fucking ever to exist?
>>83528635
>>83528631
Lady of the faps.
Let me touch your baps.
>>83528614
>implying he's not
>>83528657
The hottest fucking?
>>83528614
when is he going to post more than backpack reviews on his youtube channel
On the battlefield
When everything is chaos,
And you have nothing but the way you feel, your strategy and a sword;
You just think about the life you'll have together after the war!
And then you do it for her,
That's how you know you can win,
You do it for her, that is to say
You'll do it for him.
Deep down you know
You weren't built for fighting,
But that doesn't mean
You're not prepared to try.
What they don't know
Is your real advantage,
When you live for someone
You're prepared to die.
>>83528657
>hottest fucking ever to exist
What?
>>83528639
now THIS Id like to see
>>83528682
Wow! What is the was of that now we can all hear for the thread please.
Do you think they're fucking in the barn RIGHT NOW?
>>83528673
>>83528690
Well if you subscribe to the "fusion is sex" interpretation, that is pretty much what she is
>>83528673
>>83528690
A fusion is being comprised of pure sex. A "fucking" if you will.
>>83528657
I guess you've never heard of Pearl
>>83528673
>>83528690
*hottest fucking person
>We will never see Peri without her visor
>We will never see Peri wearing normal glasses
>>83528710
>What is the was of that
>>83528682
>you just think about the life you'll have together after the war
Gets me every time
>>83528543
>>83528556
>>83528557
>>83528581
>>83528584
>>83528589
>>83528593
>>83528635
>>83528663
>>83528710
SURE IS MEMES IN HERE
Reposting it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbWUaBvbfy8
>>83528508
Anyone else feel like Pearl is primed to go evil?
She's only 'good' out of devotion to Rose, and likely holds contempt for humans because her waifu thought they were so special. All she needs is a homeworld gem to give her the validation she so desperately craves or possibly to be sold on the idea that killing Staven will bring Rose back, and she'll go full yandere.
Joe Johnston on fusion
>>83528722
>>83528719
you people take the fuse is sex metaphor a bit too far sometimes
>>83528723
>Pearl
Literally who
>One of the reasons Steven had to live with his dad when he was younger is because Pearl kept shouting at him for Rose to get out of that ridiculous body and come back to her
>>83528761
They couldn't afford the voice actors to do this anyway.
>>83528723
Pearl may be hot, but Ame is cute CUTE!
>>83528761
That's a very thorough explanation. Good on ya Joe.
>>83528760
She's too devoted to Roses cause and Steven.
>>83528682
Goddamn that episode was powerful.
Something about Pearl's horrifying austerity and dedication when training Connie combined with how broken she actually feels inside just really gets to me.
>>83528753
were you not expecting memes?
To be honest if you dislike memes I suggest you disconnect from the internet entirely, its like 45% memes, 45% porn and 10% other
>>83528782
Oh no one, just my wife
>>83528787
Uh Aimee Mann was in SWI
>>83528557
DO IT FOR HER
>>83528782
Someone's Gem OC on Deviantart.
>>83528752
I mean they did live for however many years after the war to the present day.
When did the war take place anyway?
>>83528753
That is very poorly edited.
>>83528797
the cutest
>>83528682
>You just think about the life you'll have together after the war
aw...
>>83528682
Pearl...
Pearl had a hard life
>>83528682
Thinking back on this, and moments like Rose's Scabbard, Lion 3, Maximum Capacity, The Test, On the Run, and so on, I can't wait until the show starts to get really emotional again. Either in a sweet or fucked up way.
>>83528753
>>83528823
~5000 years ago
>>83528508
As much as I make fun of Peal I totally understand her love for Rose's Rosebuds
>>83528829
I really want to punch her
>>83528823
5,750 years ago
If the anon who posted the theory about Jasper + Ruby = Tiger's Eye is still here, I finished the theorypost
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/145490154649/tigers-eye-and-the-future-of-jasper-and-the-ruby
Hussie would be a Topaz
>>83528885
AHHH, AFTER FIVE THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE!
TIME TO CONQUER EARTH
>>83528875
Dat's a benis
>>83528893
you realize that she is probably the single strongest gem on the team and would kick your fucking ass right?
>>83528892
>>83528892
I want to fuck those tits
>>83528893
sounds healthy
We haven't seen Lion in a while, and Steven was searching for him somewhat desperately until he got distracted by Lapis.
>>83528918
...you actually think she's stronger than garnet?
>>83528918
Worth it
Pushing her off a cliff would be satisfying too
>>83528900
remember when Ikimuaru made Gemsonas for the trolls and Sollux was Topaz: a fusion of ruby and sapphire before we even got confirmation that garnet was a fusion
>>83528960
>single
>>83528956
We saw him in same old world
>>83528960
>single gem
>>83528960
Single Gem, anon.
>>83528918
You could just lift her up and hold her at arms length.
>>83528960
Pretty sure anon meant "strongest" i nthe way that she would win a fight against the other crystal gems.
And considering pearl is the only one on the team that takes combat seriously at all id believe it.
>>83529007
good one Mr. Bond
>>83528985
Oh
>>83528996
Yes yes
>>83528961
yeah good luck with that, not like she can fly or anything
>>83528978
No I don't.
That's hideous though.
>>83528918
>>83528951
I guess what I'm asking is, are there pictures of Amethyst getting hit in the face?
>>83529020
Oh wait people were talking about amethyst. My mind was still on pearl from the earlier posts
>>83528985
>>83528996
>>83529006
technically Rose is since Steven is just a fusion of Rose and Greg's dick milk
>>83528560
I'd pay to see THAT episode
>Saphhire proceeds to bash the brains out of Jasper
>>83529020
Pearl beat Sugilite
Pretty sure she could make fools of Garnet and Amethyst one on one (but I must concede that together but not fused they'd rape her)
Peedle is best gem
>Mute
>Friends with Lion
>Loves Chips
>>83529007
you do realize how her powers work right?
>>83529032
whoever did this has mad skillz and I'd like to watch more of it
>>83529032
Again, worth it for that moment when she screams
>What the fuck!?
>>83529032
>Implying any of the Crystal Gems are that good
Remember back in early season one when Steven actually had to save the gems half the time?
>>83529020
>And considering pearl is the only one on the team that takes combat seriously at all id believe it.
I do like how it's implied that Pearl takes fighting so seriously because she's the only gem not inherently designed for it.
>Deep down you know
>You weren't built for fighting,
>But that doesn't mean
>You're not prepared to try.
>>83529058
when Steven gets full control of his powers probably, but currently
nah
Would you rather the show run its course so you can see all the episodes, or have the show cancelled to bring despair to the fandom?
>>83529091
Yeah this animation actually rocks
>>83529037
i don't want to encourage your irrational hatred of a cartoon character
that said, i'm sure the show itself has plenty of content for you, amethyst is easily the one who's most often on the wrong end of the slapstick
>>83529117
>single
>>83528926
Reminder that Rose probably had tens of thousands of human boy toys before Greg.
>>83529118
I will follow Sucrose's shitshow to the ends of the Earth
>>83529118
What do you think, chucklefuck?
So is the Homeworld Galaxy one of the Magellanic Clouds or Andromeda?
>>83529109
its a well known fact that the gems become stronger or weaker based on plot convenience
remember how often Amethyst seems to forget that she can fly?
>>83529118
...are you retarded
>>83529089
She'd be too embarrassed. Especially if you give her a compliment when you do so.
>>83528560
>Steven Universe is really a drug-induced fever dream from a junkie.
Want.
Are the comics worth reading?
>>83529069
That's really not how it works, this isn't an RPG
Do you actually think Pearl would be able to beat Garnet? Shit even Amethyst was able to hold her own against her once she stopped goofing off
>>83528639
I just love the idea that Peridot is super excited about everything because it's all new and is constantly trying to drag Lapis into it, and it annoys the shit out of Lapis -but Lapis secretly loves it because she's literally never known anyone (other than Steven) that genuinely enjoys experiencing life as much as Peridot.
>>83529160
She can't, she just ate a magic cloud it something
>>83529069
Amethyst totally. But fusion being the power multiplier that it is and garnet not being a chucklefuck like amy would make it really difficult.
>>83529160
>The gems can shapshift
>It occurs to literally none of them how that in any way shape or form can be useful
Sugar might be good at lore and foreshadowing but I'm not sure she understands power levels.
>>83529079
>Peedle wont help unless if theyre out of chaaaps
she'd be like a summon
>>83529179
If Pearl has Steven cheering her in yes and Pearl was going easy on (or at least trying not to hurt her) amethyst while Anethyst was going as hard as she could in on the run
>>83528918
She's a soldier. She was built for war.
>>83529188
do you not watch the show?
there are at least 4 times Amethyst transforms into something that can fly and that just off the top of my head
Cat Fingers, Lion 2 the Movie, Story for Steven and Message Recieved
>>83529188
She can shapeshift into a bird (and a helicopter)
>>83529187
Amethyst was holding her own because pearl let her
She wasnt committed to the fight, she didnt pursue the openings amethyst gave her and she was actively trying to talk her down
>>83529235
Okay well yeah they can turn into stuff that flies but in her gem she can't fly
>>83529243
I wonder. If you crush a gem and snort it, will you get high?
>>83529252
nah rewatch that fight anon
Amethyst was emotional compromised and still beats Pearl
Steven has to step in to stop Amethyst from going too far
This show is gay
>>83529271
you will get sad
>>83529280
Pearl was clearly holding back, and amethyst was being fueled by her emotions
>>83529267
>but in her gem she can't fly
What does that have to do with anything?
>>83529284
so are you
>>83529202
>"Peedle! Want to help me wash dads van? Give it the old spit shine?"
>Spits on the van, starts melting, smiles
>".............um"
>>83529280
Lashing out and trying to hurt someone is more compromising than not wanting to hurt someone at all?
>>83529228
Sure she might not have wanted to poof her but Amethyst wasn't looking to do more than just beat her up either
Otherwise she took the fight relatively seriously, she even used that explosive projectile thingie her spear has which we haven't seen since
>>83528749
>>83529293
I mean most drugs are just crushed up crystals...ie my deschloroketamine was in several crystally chunks before I powdered it
>>83525933
>Garnet is brock
>Pearl is doc venture (orH.E.L.P.eR.
>Amethyst is
>Peridot is The Monarch (or Master Billy Quizboy, or Henchman 21)
>Lapis is Triana Orpheus (or Henchman 24)
>Jasper is Phantom Limb (orSergeant Hatred)
>>83529308
>>83529330
Pearl wasn't holding back, if she had been than Steven wouldn't have had to save her, she just would have saved herself
tried to refine my rose quartz × amethyst fusion concept kunzite. her motif is supposed to be very tea party/lolita, v innocent looking on the outside. still not sure what type of color palette i should use (it'll be purply pink like the gem kunzite, of course).
>>83529376
>>Amethyst is
not all that important! lol
or she's just amop
>>83529341
>using the crews inconstant application of gem peers to help your arguemebt
I can tell you're on the ropes anon, just concede
>>83529378
Did you even watch in the run? It's pretty clear Pearl didn't want to hurt amethyst while amethyst couldn't give two fucks if she hurt Pearl
>>83529383
>Battle Lolita
>>83528752
she just keep repeating that line over and over again by herself in her water room.
press F to pay respects to rose.
>>83529383
not sure how Rose combined with Amethyst makes something that is dressed in an even more formal fashion
>>83528682
Now remember, Guardsman,
>You do it for him
>And you would do it again
>You do it for Tze-, that is to say
>You'll do it for him
>Keep your stance wide
>Keep your body lowered
>As you're aiming downrange
>Breathing is the key
>Right foot; left foot
>Now go even faster
>And as you're charging forwards
>Keep eyes on the orks
>Keep my stance wide (Good)
>Keep my body lowered (Right)
>As I'm charging forward- (Concentrate!)
>Don't you want him to live!?
>Right foot; left foot
>Yes, but put your whole soul into it!
>Everything you have, everything you are
>You owe to him
>On the battlefield
>Especially against Chaos
>And you have nothing but your faith, his steel and your orders
>You just think about the life you'll have serving after the war
>And then you do it for him
>That's how you know you can win
>You do it for Tze-, that is to say
>You'll do it for him
>Deep down you know
>You weren't given bionics
>But that doesn't mean
>You're not prepared to fight
>What they don't know
>Is your real advantage
>When you live for your faith
>You're - prepared to die
>Deep down I know
>That I'm not a Psyker (True)
>But I know that I can raise my las and fight
>(But you know that you can raise your las and fight)
>With my short existence (Good)
>I can make a difference (Yes, excellent!)
>I can be there for him
>I am his hammer
>I can do it for him
>You'd do it for him
>Okay, now fire again (Aye, Sir.)
>You do it for him, and now you say:
>For the Emperor!
>>83528821
So is Rose Quartz Gwynn?
>>83529407
* gem powers
>>83529457
>in the run
No I didn't watch In the Run
but did you watch On the Run the episode we're actually talking about?
a brief hit the diamond summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xETGvVi7n4o
>>83529407
It was just a side remark jackass, it's not relevant
time for bed, post comfy
>>83529504
>going after my spelling errors
Thanks for showing that you don't have any valid points left to make anon :^)
Wanna know something retarded? I sat here for ten minutes bickering with myself over the correct pronunciation of Peridot. Is it Peri-dot, or peri-dough? This is gonna bother me to the end of time.
Welcome to Late Late /sug/, where the points don't m- where the people come together to shitpost about rock waifus and gargle helplessly in the fave of adversity. Not a one of us has any power in this godforsaken realm. None of us are babes. I'm your host, Larpis Lazyday.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated. I just wanted to lay low since things seem really banhappy. Good time to catch up on a game or chill with a comic book. Enough talk.
Let's go.
>Lady of the sea happy as she can be, makes a quiet return much to the delight of the limbs lady. I wish I could say I wasn't a sucker for cute romance.
>Elder God of the cartoon universe, Uncle Grandpa, had an episode titled "Jerky Jasper". We can only guess what that means. Too bad it was fucking CANCELLED. Being a /freak/ is undistilled suffering.
>Has Lauren " Take an inch, give her the mile" Zuke finally lost? Shocking evidence reveals she never had it. Anywhere.
>A courier of /sveg/ enters the fray to wish us good luck with the hiatus. Nobody but one enjoys their thoughtfulness, being immediately cast as a pariah of shit.
>Local anon falls for CN's shitty marketing ploy. Soon called out on their apparent assravage'd status. Spicy.
>An anon recants a dream they had that SAS extremely confusing, involving tiny lesbians, sliding, and screaming. Chief psychiatrist Dr Sigmund Freud is quoted as thus "That dude? shits fucked."
>In related news, an intrepid artist paints said dream. Hospitals filled up quick as everyone lost their sides.
>A dissident anon loses his gourd at the "rampant" shipping talk. He is quickly dismissed as a jackass, when it was a measly 10 posts out of 700.
Hope you enjoyed our news segment. Now, the weather.
>>83529536
the name is Perry-dot, the gemstone is perry-dough
>>83529378
>pearl makes a joke of the fight
>they stop and have a chat while their weapons are connected
>amethyst uses some electricity to emphasize herself at the end of her speech
Amethyst even acknowledges that she cant beat pearl. Which seems fairly consistent since since she only touched pearl twice and both times were sucker punches.
>>83529536
it's Peri-dot
>>83529532
to be perfectly honest, there weren't any other points to be made when both of our arguments had resorted to, go watch the episode. If you don't see what I see when you watch it, there isn't much more to argue about you just interpret the scene differently
>>83529536
>TFW when you show up in a summary of /sug/s going in not once but twice
I should just kill myself
>>83529536
>In related news, an intrepid artist paints said dream. Hospitals filled up quick as everyone lost their sides.
I need to see this
>>83529536
Sail on, brave soul
All that matters is that my waifu is happy
>>83529652
Do you think Pearl ever tried to split Rose and Greg up by trying to have sex with Greg and time it so Rose would walk in and see them?
>>83529577
I mean she just screamed that she didn't care at Pearl, I would hardly take that as a coherent acknowledgement that Pearl is better
besides, she literally does beat Pearl, I suppose you can claim it shouldn't count or doesn't count because it was a cheap shot or something, but that's basically just making excuses for why Pearl lost, doesn't change the fact, especially with gems because as Lapis has shown us, it really only takes one good sucker punch anyway to win a fight
>>83529691
I take it she's from another show then
I've had two dreams about SU, both about the crew
In the first one they showed up at my house and Matt wanted to smoke some weed and we spent forever trying to find something to smoke out of, we eventually did and me and the whole crew got baked AF
in the second one I was hanging out with the crew and I kept calling Becky her full name and you could tell it was weirding her out a bit but I couldn't stop, then they asked if I wanted to watch a clip from an upcoming episide and I was like fuck yeah so we did
My dreams are boring
>>83529713
She literally fucked Rose in front of greg, what are you even talking about?
Also, she wouldn't want Rose to hate her
>>83529713
Rose would just end up happily joining in
>>83529652
is pearl a cuckquean? she's literally "don't talk to me or my lover's son ever again": the gem
>>83529536
Thanks for the update LLNK
>>83528719
>She
Moron
>>83529713
Nah she'd just fuck Rose so Greg would walk in. Then Rose would just offer to let him join then Pearl would run screaming as soon and murdercock was unleashed.
>>83529753
>>83529810
>Matt shitlorld burnett
>>83529718
The point is that if they were actually fighting they wouldnt be stopping to talk and in the case of the first hit, the hit that started to fight pearl wasnt even looking at amethyst.
Hell you cant even say that amethyst could shock pearl any time because they can make new weapons whenever they please, there was no reason for pearl to keep hold of the spear unless it was to take of advantage of the momentary struggle to talk to her.
Besides, Sucker punches arent often considered in ones ability to fight.
>>83529478
well, between modern amethyst and rose quartz, it would probably be something more wild. but since a fusion between amethyst and rose herself is impossible, i went with mashing their old tones together (rose's strong femininity with amethyst's childishness). here are my notes from when i had posted the first version in an earlier thread:
i tried to make concept art for a rose × amethyst fusion (kunzite). rebecca sugar said that fusions are supposed to be "the space between two individuals", and i imagined that rose and amethyst's pseudo mother and daughter relationship was very cutesy and innocent, which is what made me go with the tea party/lolita theme. plus, according to crystalvaults.com, kunzite is associated with:
>sleepless babies and over-active children (amethyst was probably even more of a wild child before she had time to adjust)
>children having a hard time adjusting to and functioning in life (amethyst has tons of self doubt issues and probably took some time to get used to being with the other gems)
>young or first-time mother and for all single mothers (rose presumably must've felt somewhat motherly during time after finding amethyst)
>Kunzite is often called the Woman's Stone (rose was obviously a whole lotta woman)
and while it probably wasn't relevant during the times they could actually fuse, i found this interesting:
>Kunzite helps to relieve heartache over loss or separation,
>"I had someone who was always there for me before she started hanging out with you!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=artNshOOAh8
>>83529843
I kinda want someone to write an AU where Rose forced Pearl to be the first human/gem hybrid so she could make sure it was safe before doing it herself
>>83529856
Finally, I am back after being banned for posting a high res photo around the same time indexer was posting.
>>83529879
>Steven pulls Pearl's face closer to his
>He goes for her nose instead, suckling the tip carefully
>Pearl quivers with pleasure as Steven gives her nasal
>Pearl climaxes quickly and sloppily, her nose spewing mucus in Steven's throat
>Steven manages to swallow every bit of it
>The mucus hardens in Steven's stomach, forming a new pearl gem
>the gem replaces Rose's gem from within and forces itself in its place
>Steven mutates into a dwarfish, slow-witted Pearl replica
>>83529810
FUCK
OFF
>>83529898
>>83529916
G-go on
>>83529916
>>83529915
No.
>>83529937
>>83529933
>>83529949
The End
>>83529959
Disappointing conclusion tbqh famygdala
>>83529949
>>83529959
what?
Another day, another threadSo many things left unsaidAnd some tears that may have been shedLike a curse, they spreadIs this the land of the dead?
>>83529810
>believing in Matt
>>83529536
I wish I could say something more worthy than "ur wonderful and funny" but I can't
I want to fuck the purple pig and the depressing stick and the rude cube and the expired tortilla and the bad cat and the psychotic angel
>>83530016
How you feeling, Greg anon?
>>83529959
>then pearl proceeds to force peridot to try sounding
>>83528649
>>83529734
Hey Rebbeca Sugar, can you pass me a soda?
>>83530042
>bad cat
am I missing something? who is that?
that Drock guy is streaming right now and drawing some Vidalia, get the fuck in here https://piczel.tv/watch/DrockDraw
>>83529861
anon, ignore gemology or crystal symbolsim. The crew doesn't pay any attention to them except when grouping gems into classes like Quartzes, Corundums or diamonds
>>83530068
I assume its peridot
>>83530084
hellen jo's greg faces were so precious most of the time.
>>83530065
Yeah that's what it was like
>>83530116
pretty sure that was the expired tortilla
>>83530016all i want is greg to fuck me in my bed
>>83530068
Jasper
>>83529959
but will she stick it in her butt?
>>83530068
Jasper
>>83530151
Why do you want to die anon?
>>83530068
>>83530126
I want to cum inside Rebecca Sugar'sukulele
>>83530166
>>83530190
I don't get it
Here's hoping that I die soon
Here's praying that rot under the moon
Here's pleading that I pop like a balloon
Here's begging that I'm swept away in a summer monsoon
Here's screaming that I'm buried in a desert sand dune
Here's apologizing for making you swoonScared that I'm not worth it.
Greg is uncut and his foreskin is as long as his hair. Rose liked it when he bound her hands with it.
>>83530197
because it would be worth it
What did it look like when these two banged?
>>83530224
I don't know but I want to see it
>>83530214
You absolutely are.
>>83530224
It would sound like they called a large and very surprised sperm whale into existence.
>>83530205
I couldn't agree more
>>83530214
>>83530224
Both hot and disturbing since Yellowtail looks just like Onion when he doesn't have the beard.
I do find it cute that she and Yellowtail have a pretty sweet relationship from what little we've seen of it.
I really don't think Lars and Sadie would be happy together.
>>83530207
Tiger skin
>>83530263
>You will never cuddle with a gem
why live?
>>83530151Same
>>83530214You are worth
>>83530224
wait, wouldn't yellowtail be younger too?
>>83530300
Yeah, but fanartists don't care about continuity
>>83529032
DOG COPTER!
>>83530287
Unless you cuddle a qt gem cosplayer. Close enough right?
>>83530247
>>83530263
>>83530296
>>83530287
Steven will.
>>83529959
>>83530052
>Dark Pearl just forced Peridot to try the gem equivalent of sounding.
>With a sharp spear.
Jesus Dahk Poil, you scary.
>>83530335
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
OH NO
NOT MEWENEVER LOST CONTROL
>>83530077
Make me, fuckass.
>>83530300
I always assumed vidalia hooked up with yellow tail when she was older long after Marty left
>>83530214
I love you, dude. We all do.
You're worth more than you think.
>>83530343
Coome on newsfag shouldn't you be more up to date, this shit is old as dirt
Just kidding you're a cool dude and probably the only poster who follows a schedule or whatever that I like
>>83530336
I hope things are going well for you and Lady of the Sea, whatever things they may be.
>>83530359from what I've seen, is shota!AmeXVidalia
>>83530218
I'm nuking this thread.
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/739685752145989632
Buy her a PC and also change human biology
>>83530367
onion is yellowtail's son for sure. he should be at least 8 or 7 years younger, vidalia should be older too
>>83530423
Lol is she shilling to get a new PC
>>83530335
>starts to cuddle a peridot cosplayer
>she says clod
This is some Admiral-level cringe
>>83530279
What happened to that one anon who was goinging undercover as an underage lesbian to get into Zuke's WoW guild?
>>83530520
I'm pretty sure they were joking
>>83530343
and I love it
>>83530094
eh, from what i've read (aka the wikia lmao), the gemstones meanings seem to be accurate with nearly every gem aside from jasper (but then again who knows what we'll see of her later on).
>>83530488
>Steven has Roses laugh.
>He also gets his goofiness from both his parents
God, imagine Rose having dinner with the Maheswarans.
pearl is perfect
>>83530520
zuke raped them already
>>83530520
They found her out and killed her
>>83530335
>cuddle qt Lapis cosplayer
>get blue bodypaint all over yourself
>she's a cold fish unless you're a Steven cosplayer
>>83530520
that wouldn't work, I'm sure she lurks here
>>83530581
>>83530448
i don't get it
>>83530423
I will buy Zuke a new gaymen PC if she gives me a bunch of tasteful Lapis nudes.
>>83530448
Even when crying dark Pearl looks scary
>>83530557
It's true
>>83530612
Lady of the sea
Happy as can be
Can't help but be glad I'm dead like my dreams
>>83530584
>implying she doesn't shit post about Lapidot here
>>83530620
>scary
>>83530335
>Human females on average are about 5'4"-5'6"
>No cosplayer could every be as cuddly as the 9" tall Jasper or 25" tall YD
>>83530612
Matte light plum master race
>>83528893
you shut your whore mouth
>>83530667
How do you know that Yellow Pearl isn't really just like a foot tall?
>>83530618
Say you'll trade her for her Mac, and then extract all the lewds she thought she deleted for good
>>83530620
Is this dark Pearl?
I thought it was just some weird anime SU cross over people kept making
>>83530680
>YD had a tiny Pearl custom made just to make herself look taller
>>83530682
Time for a Tang Zuke sex tape I guess
>>83530640
Lady of the nose
I oft wonder could I have made her happier than Rose
>>83530077
Amethyst is Sour Cream's real father isn't she?
>>83530687
Wanna go out for coffee anon?
>>83530343
>>83530052
can someone tell me what "sounding" is?
>>83530773
atleast he got the gilf though
>>83530626
I hope there is a moment just like this in the actual show, with the gems being inspired to be better people because of Steven.
>>83530620
>>83530776
It's when you hum around a dick in your mouth
>>83530776
Sticking stuff in your dick hole
>>83530776
Youre on the internet RIGHT NOW
Look it up, nigger.
Do you think Pearl ever attempted to kiss Steven on the cheek and ended up nearly poking his eye out as a result?
>>83530773
Yeah, but humans age in, like, dog years, or something.
>>83530809
>being this wrong
>>83530825
Consiering how amethyst and peridot act i wouldnt be surprised if thats true.
When youre immortal you never have to grow up.
>>83530770
Thistriggersyou?
>>83530773
Heavy.
>>83530669
Holy crap, that's a lot of really good designs for Pearl's.
Where'd this come from?
>>83530814
i did i just wanted confirmation
>>83530868
What show is that joke originally from?
>>83530214
"Worth it" is an understatement. You deserve a much stronger verb than that. How about deserve instead? As in "I deserve much more." I love you, lady of the limbs. Keep writing.
>>83530859
The image? No
The size? Yes
>>83530887
monster uni i think
>>83530868
This joke is probably my favorite one about Rose, that she apparently just loved heavy metal.
Is bone a mineral like pearl?
>>83530887
...Steven Universe. That's canon. Greg put on some of Rose's favorite music while driving across the ocean with Garnet, and it was mother fucking heavy metal.
>>83530887
from the monsters university movie.
I really liked it, it ended perfectly to me.
>>83530552
It would've been great.
The Maheswarans would be skeptical at first but I can see Doug warming up to the universe's humor and Priyanka liking them by the end of the night. They realize they haven't had that much fun in a while(moving around a lot means no couple friends). Steven and Connie's parents start having family dates while the kids hang out.
By the way did anybody hope for pic related to be the ending for nightmare hospital? I feel like the missed an opportunity but I understand they need to keep building Steven's identity crisis
>>83530871
Dunno
>>83530776
you still relatively pure anon, leave while you can
>>83530856
Or when you never have to grow up you are immortal.
>>83530815
I imagine after a bit she'd just rub the tip of her nose against his eskimo style.
>>83530776
We need more Gems with Pokemon.
>Garnet with Darumaka/Darmanitan
>Amethyst with Trubbish/Garbodor
>Pearl with Archen/Archeops
>Jasper with Timburr/Gurdurr/Conkeldurr
The only one that I can find a match for is Lapis, but a Water starter is probably best.
>>83530896
Oh myCoffee seems like a great idea.
>>83530912
Who do you think is really in charge of Homeworld?
>>83530912
no. but both contain calcium
>>83530214
I love u man
>>83530959
Yay :)
Favorite gem? Mines Pearl
>>83530915
>that filename
How did you know I call her mommy?
>>83530967
Your taste and post are impeccable anon.
>>83530912
Yes. It's in the organic gem group.
lady of the nose, easy as she goes
would that i could make her happier than rose
>>83530868
Rose is perfect.
>>83531005
Pearl too.
>>83530984
>||Lustfully swordfighting with their noses||
This thing, this is a great thing.
>>83531015
As are yours, what with posting the best gem and all.
>>83531024
OG Lady of the nose poster here, I'm curious did you derive inspiration from me
Would pearl be happier dead?
id Software and Machine Games make a Steven Universe game.
How is it?
>>83530984
This is oddly adorable
>>83530984
I think I've finally found my non-canon OTP
>>83531056
Yay this date is going so well!
Whose your favorite fusion(s) and whose your favorite VA
>>83531092
You play as Greg, known to the fearful Homeworld invasion forces only as "MURDERCOCK" in hushed whispers, and save the Earth from them.
>>83531024
Try this.
lady of the nose, easy as she goes
Could it be me that would make her happier than rose.
>>83531078
yeah but how you worded it was a little awkward so i decided to edit it a bit
>>83531117
Oops meant to say mine are Opal and Rainbow
And I love Deedee (she's such an impressive and talented women and mother to boot) and Paz and diets seem cool
>>83531070
All glory to the green meme machine
>>83531089
I just realized that i know the calculations for what it would take to shatter a gem.
That .357 Wouldnt shatter her gem. But it would leave her horribly crippled.
>>83531111
Isn't it great? You take comfort in its one or two images, and maybe reflect on it fondly once in a blue moon, and that's enough for you.
>>83531148
The new leader of the Crystal Gems.
>>83531130
That's fine
>>83531155
One shot won't do it but a few follow up shots should do the trick.
>>83531155
Plus, it's Pearl. She'd want it to be fatal but agonizing. She'd use a power drill. Diamond tip bit.
>>83531117
>>83531146
Opal and Deedee, I like Garnet too.
Sorry I gtg, see you tomorrow?
>>83531148
>>83531169
Here we go.
>>83531166
>implying I haven't dedicated every waking moment to the one true OTP Jasadie
>>83531198
They're gonna make sweet something together.
>>83528614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sdGPCco7GU
>>83530669
I'm normally not attracted to Gems, but Lilac Pearl does terrible things to my penis.
TERRIBLE things.
>>83531155
What about amethyst's crack in Indirect Kiss? Do the physics make sense on that assuming her form is about as dense as a human?
>>83530581
>see pic
>Remember a fairly old fic where Lapis had a daughter via rape by jasper, resulting in malachite.
>>83531190
Assuming she can even manage it. She'd be in a worse state than amethyst.
>the crystal gems will never walk in on a pearl, her carefully crafted form a mess of imperfect shames, her voice and volume indistinct and garbled. Pieces of her gem lying near a forgotten gun as she screams and cries
>>83531125
2nd verse is too long
>>83531181
us pearlfags gotta stick together
>>83531195
Sure anon just post this and I'll know it's you
>>83530888
With all my heart.
>>83531236
Thats what i used to calculate the force needed. Presuming amethysts physical form weighs 150 pounds.
a .357 is more than what it took to crack her gem. But its not great enough that id assume it would shatter her.
>>83531242
she rape jasper
>>83531231
Same. Only, I get the panes from Taupe.
The Crystal Gems (and Steven) have to fight off the last boss of the last game you played.
What happens?
>>83531252
Ok!You aren't Indexer, are you? That's a pity...
>>83531323
Steven wears oven mitts trying to handle the first flame
>>83531323
thay win
>>83531323
They're all squids now
>>83531155
Gems are actually ridiculously brittle.
Sure, they dont scratch easily, but you can turn them into dust with a good hammer
>>83531336
Nope I hate indexer
>>83531284
How tall is Amethyst supposed to be, anyway?
>>83531323
>Dark Samus
They're fucked from exposure to phazon alone.
>>83531420
roughly 4 straga
>>83531323
The Crystal Gems are atomized.
>>83531246
Can I be a Pearlfag if I'm already a Lapisfag?
How would /sug/ feel if I became coffee anon, someone to chat with and discuss the show with
>>83531323
>A united USA/British/Soviet spitroasting
Not well. The raw weight of all the lead and steel thrown at them would crush them
>>83531323
what is the last boss of CS GO?
>>83531089
This reminds me of that image of injured Peridot trying to commit suicide by limb extender cannon.
Someone post it?
>>83531323
>MGS3
>The gems get CQC'd to death by The Boss
>>83528508
STEVEN'S PENIS
>>83531452
but there's discord and flockdraw already anon, just go there
>>83531323
>CG vs Icon of Sin
Interesting
>>83531456
>>83531456
Molgra
>mfw this cn schedule
>>83531471
WILL STEVEN'S PENIS GET IN THE WAY?
>>83531323
It would probably depends on if he has a vendetta against Gemkind or if the Crystal Gems know about his race and how much damage they can do.
Either way, Steven tries to reason with him and it just makes him mad.And when he mentions that he's Rose Quartz's son that just makes him madder.
>Mfw when these people don't think Kiki's pizza delivery service is about steven helping a witch deliver pizzas around beach city.
>>83531323
>Col. Royez
I hope Steven brought plenty of Radaway, an Assault Carbine, and AP rounds
>>83531497
HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL HIM
>>83530669
I like Green, she comes off as serious, but not haughty or emo like some of the others.
Red and Blue's square hair looks cool too, they would be a neat pair.
I want 40kids to leave
>>83530669
The longer the hair, the better
>>83531323
>Oryx
They die in the first phase.
>>83530669
Gold is best. I'm a fool for those mini ponchos/half capes.
>>83530669
Post waifu stealer edition ya goon
>>83531323
>Ustanak from RE6
Holy shit RE6 was Michael Bay levels of retarded, the gems might conceivably have a hard time but this guy's toast when they figure out his weak spot.
>>83531496
This image immediately reminded me of both times Ichi tried shitting on a table.
>>83531443
You can, but, you know, would you feel happy betraying your only one Lady of the Sea? It's not like Pearl's trash in comparison, but anon, imagine how she would feel if she notice what you're doing!
Do you really wanna make her cry? Can't you see how beautiful she is already, when she's happy?
Shame on you, anon, shame on you.
>>83531633
roll
>>83531633
Gib
absolute madgem
>>83531633
rip anon.
GODS GRANT ME 05
>>83530669
>Bronze
Cloaks and long exposed legs, my greatest weaknesses rolled into one.
>>83531632
All the caped ones are stylish as fuck, yeah. Bronze and Matte Lilac are nice.
>>83531633
Wew
>>83531633
Doin it to it
>>83531633
Come on, gib Green!
>>83531633
Gib Bronze
>>83531323
>Overwatch
What?
Who's the final boss of Overwatch?
>>83528704
>>83531633
Pls gib me a 09 or 10
how does this picture make you feel
>>83531656
Matte Sapphire? I can live with this
>>83531633
Sure
>>83531720
>Matte Peach
But that's the worst design!
>>83531725
aroused
>>83531633
rollan!
>>83531725
The bangs around her gem seem a little off.
>>83531743
not that anon but Matte Peach is rockin.
>>83531633
Roll.
>>83531713
If you feel like bullshitting you can say Bastion is the final boss of scrublords who finally know how to play the game.
>>83528819
>>83531751
Really? You saying that plump little Smut Pearl isn't on model?
>>83531762
I don't like her weird upside down tutu, take her back dammit!
>>83531633
BLIBLAHBLIBLAH
>>83531633
Rolling for 21-22
>looks like pink lapis
>>83531710
reroll
>>83531633
Rolling
Speaking of poils, the second image here is definitely Pearl's pre-rebellion outfit, right? Looks like it's either a frilly tailed coat or a dress with a split down toward the legs. Got some crazy asymmetrical hairdo too.
>>83531633
>>83531799
I don't want it take it back
>>83531799
thats it fellas.
we can stop now
>>83531633
Allahu Ackbar
>>83531816
It reminds me of her old, old design that she had before the pilot. Obv it has its differences, like the sleeves.
>>83531816
So did she only have her 80s form for one peridot of time
AKA the Pearl that picked up Lapis' mirror
>>83531785
Oh don't get me wrong. Everything else is pretty gr8. Just fix the bangs and it's good to go.
>>83531816
it's obviously her outfit she had during the time she was an actual 'pearl'. y'know, doing servant-y things.
Give her back;_;
>>83531847
Damn, Garnet really looks like Lisa-Lisa.
Also I guess Pearl's color scheme either became Rose's or it was in memory of Rose from the start.
>>83531633
Roll
>>83531864
I don't think that necessarily represents ALL of her forms. Remember that she was poofed, like, hundreds of times by throwing herself in front of Rose.
>>83531633
hope i get something qt
>>83531882
Yup. I wish we could see it in full. Maybe we'll get a "Pearl explains the plight of her servant sisters in a holoflashback" episode.
>>83529079
>>83531323
one of the CGs (most likely pearl) are poofed and put in a robot They can use all the powers while in the robot but they are being controlled byDeathshead
>>83531864
>one peridot of time
>one peridot
>*period
ANON HAS BECOME COMPROMISED! IMMEDIATE QUARANTINE RECOMMENDED!
>>83531910
Centipeedle's gem is obviously on her tongue
>>83531905
pearl has never really told anything about her past to steven, nor does she want to. peridot spoiled that part which was why she was so embarrassed in the barn episode. i don't think we'll know for a long time about any of her past
>>83531930
She was naked
>>83531847
I wish she would have stuck with that design and overall atmosphere of the pilot and took it to adult swim. Can you imagine the heavy episodes as adult swim drama? AS needs drama
>>83531924
Can confirm, her gem tore my frenulum.
>>83531816
Gems only cycle through their past three forms if any apparently. We didn't see Lolithyst during reformed, only her starting form and the three fucked up ones from the same episode.
Of course, even that is ambiguous, since it;s not clear how the timeline works out if steven has seen their other forms but never knew about poofing and regeneration
>>83530224
>>83531773
im just gonna say the talon operatives from recall and reaper and widowmakee are the final bosses.
how well do the cgs perform against guns?
>>83531951
And gem booty
>>83530343
>>83531951
I feel like AS right now thinks that they can subsist on absurd/surreal comedies. Are there any legit drama shows (sitcoms that get into some juicy territory)?
>>83528584
Are you back or is this just a meme?
So what will the Rubies do when they find her
>>83531982
rick and morty, duh.
>>83531982
Venture Brothers, which is the best show they've had for most of their lifespan as a network.
>>83530515
>>83531923
The Legend of Steven: Peridot of Time
>>83532005
Weren't you banned you piece of human garbage?
>>83530540
>>83532010
Peridot would be Ganondorf and she'd use limb enhancers to ride the horse like Lord Farquaad
>>83531633
oh boy
>>83531930
Peridot technically spoiled Garnet being a fusion to Steven in a roundabout way, too
>>83528892
>>83528926
>>83532035
Did Greg ever slide his dick in one of Rose's hair curl tubes and fuck it?
>>83531983
I have returned
>>83532015
>human garbage
Isn't he just posting larger images? Is that really a bad thing?
>>83532066
He tells people to kill themselves on /trash/
>>83532066
Yes, it eats up the image limit so we end up on page one or even pre-autosage with 250 images.
>>83532066
he's a jerk
>>83531985
Give her another destabilizer and a map
>>83531985
Take her home obviously.
They expected the Cluster to go off at any moment so they're extracting their loyal subjects and letting the rest die
>>83532063
welcome back
>>83531633
please
>>83532086
>>83532074
Oh.
That's upsetting.
>>83532085
>It each up the image limit
Most of the time a new thread gets made before the image limit is even hit from what I've seen.
>>83531633
Rollan
>>83532112
Hey driver!
Post only your saddest poils
>>83531973
Pilot Amethyst was absurdly sensual
>>83531982
That's why they bore me now. ATHF clone no. 34789 is not new ideas.
>>83531914
>Pearl possessing a giant fascist robot
Remember Frybo and the shit gem possession can do to an object? RIP in Peace Deathshead.
>>83532010
>>83532152
Don't you know smoking is bad, anon
>>83532112
Happy to be back
>>83532119
Most of the time indexer isn't isn't here or is facing another ban because of his shit.
>>83532149
hey there, how's it goin?
>>83532152
i imagine she's crying
>>83532152
not sad but I just like to share this one
The fuck is Dark Pearl supposed to be? Just edgy Pearl that does weird things?
LEGS
>>83532152
Why she do that?
>>83532203
AU pearl that has given into despair, I think?
>>83532206
>5'10
>5'11
>5'9
>6'1
>>83532152
>>83532224
Thanks for saving my life
Ever had someone remind you of a gem
>>83532203
>weird things
She does the same things regular Pearl does.
She's just more obvious about it
Regular Pearl has little to no regard for non-Gem life.
She sees Steven as a way to get closer to Rose.
She's selfish and she's sexually duplicitous.
That's all for regular Pearl.
Peridot Squad when?
>>83532203
Yes. >>83532224 is Bad Pearl, which is also stupid. The true patrician choices are Knight Pearl and Mother Hen Pearl.
Reminder that Pearl is made forsuffering
>>83532163
it could also be that Deathshead removes Steven's brain, stuff it in a robot, and watch the water works as the CGs fight Steven
>>83531323
They die.
>>83532296
All Pearls are good Pearls
>>83532271
What did I do?I believe I have an idea what you're speaking of, but I don't want to mention something and it be the wrong anon. Regardless, I just feel like there's a lot of suffering in the world, and I really feel for people who that suffering is brought on by their own mind. My girlfriend suffers from depression as well as my roommate, and it really sucks to see people so bright whose minds are literally working against them. I just think there's a lot of suffering in this world, and it's really shitty, so hearing that I helped someone is really nice, especially after the night I had.
>>83532384
>All Pearls are good Pearls
Pearl is literally the worst person on the show.
Only Steven and Garnet have yet to be total assholes.
>>83532403
Honestly amethyst is worse
>>83532384
I'm the an hero Pearlfag from last week
postan cute
>>83532206
Happyds draws such... Full gems.
>>83532403
I mean, Pearl has some real depth to her and I can relate with her suffering, I think she's very well written. I don't even think she's the worst, she's never done something to outright emotionally harm someone, like Amythyst transforming into Rose to spite greg.
>>83532417
This guy gets it
>>83532419
Ahh, I wasn't sure if you were still around because I've not seen the name around, glad to hear you're still around man. Hope things pick up, sorry that you're having a rough go of it.
>>83531633
rollin
>>83532432
>>83531633
roll
>>83532452
tfw when get powder blue
>>83531633Just a quick heads up, last time I posted this I got banned even though it was like 3am.
>>83532432
>>83532448
I didn't want to deal with being harassed do I dropped the namefag but yup I'm still here and still loving Oearl
I'm going to bed. Good night Lady of the sea, Good night lady of the limbs. Good night An hero Pearl anon and Greg anon, LLNK and We're back poster. Good night to you, indexer, disco, driver and all of you folk that I missed. Good night /sug/.
>>83531633
roll
Ruby has a tattoo of Sapphire that she formed between her buttcheeks in a way so that her asshole is Sapphire's pupil
>>83532052
They probably made Pearl watch and help clean Roses hair aferward
>>83532490
Glad to hear it, Pearl truly is the greatest. Sucks about the harassment, I hope you didn't have to deal with much of it.
>>83532518
Sleep well
>>83531633
roll
>>83532417
>>83532448
Amethyst is childish and impulsive.
Hurting Greg was a horrible thing to do, but she's capable, at least, of forming relationships with people, including humans.
Pearl is still just a servant to Rose. She doesn't view humans as people. She just tolerates them.
Remember when she had that emotional episode and she left Steven hanging for his life?
She probably hoped he'd fall, die, and have Rose reform.
She's not a good person.
>>83532544
She's not a person at all anon
>>83532536
I'm okay and an trying to get a j ob
Fuck if I could take yours I would
>>83532553
Non-humans are still people if the meet the requirements of sapience.
Don't be so anthrocentric.
>>83532568
Indexer you are lower than dirt
>>83532544
>>83532553
But on a less pedantic point, I can really identify with the hurt she was feeling there. Personally, I feel like she felt shitty, and then as Steven was hanging there felt immense shame and guilt that paralyzed her, but that just may be attributing my own emotional reaction to situations. But that's how I read the scene.
>>83532559
Good luck, finding a job sucks but I hope it goes well for you.If you happen to be in Austin by any chance I could probably get you a job at my work
>>83532579
Yeah I was just being a bit of a dick as a joke, meant to post this post a lot faster.
>Going to pick up more of those comics tomorrow.
>Friend of mine talked with the manager at his local Hot Topic and confirmed that we're getting the Steven Universe Mystery Minis around this time next month.
>Steven Universe Funko POP! restock and GitD Pearl coming later this month.
Oh, this summer is going to be a good time to make some money off of folks today...
>>83532518
Goodnight, anon.
>>83532601
If I was a Texan if take you up on that but I'm a California
>>83532518
Goodnight anon.
>All those different distinguished people.
We're just a happy little community, aren't we?
>>83532620
Try to sound a little less Moneybags, Merchant anon.
>>83532620
I fucking hate you
Why can't you just let people buy stuff
>>83532601
She wasn't just paralyzed. She moved away from the edge and sat on the other side.
She made a choice to leave him after he was risking everything to go see her.
She couldn't look at him because he reminder her that he took Rose away.
She was all messed up with the feelings that's really all Steven's fault.
That's why Pearl is the worst person on the show. She can't even see past herself to help someone who her beloved would value above all others.
What would Rose think if she saw Pearl do that?
Pearl thinks she lives only to serve Rose, but she can't couldn't do the thing that Rose would want most out of her.
Bad person. Disappointment.
>>83532593
>tfw you will never save a single indexer repost, even if it's a higher-res image of the one you yourself posted, just to spite him
My greatest joy is knowing he'll die someday.
>>83532627
I like to think of it that way. I'm glad you are a part of it as well.
>>83532628
At least you have a degree
>>83532628
I used to be really anxious about talking with people and interviewing, something that helped me is that I just treat it like a game, and imagine that the interviewer isn't a real person. Luckily even if your degree is useless you still have one, which opens up a lot of doors. My girlfriend is struggling with the exact same stuff, we just had a big convo about it tonight which is why I'm feeling a bit down. All I can say is to just try, I know its shitty to hear someone say that but even with the drudgery of a job you still have a bunch of free time to spend however you want
>>83531633
/sug/ killer
>>83532568
why not just post imgur links or something? There could be a gigantic album.
>>83532678
a degree without a premeditated purpose is just a ticket to crippling debt
>>83532690
thanks, good luck to both of you
main reason I want a job is so I can live with my girlfriend
You see this thing? I'm gonna fuck him.
>>83532717
That's a good reason, it's the same reason I'm trying to finish school and working at the moment, going to visit her this upcoming friday for a week which should be really nice. I hope it goes well for you
>>83531323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA614N3IHD4
>>83532708
Because imgur sucks and you don't deserve ease
>>83532734
Where does the dick go?
Switching over to my SU folder for reasons.
>>83532640
That'll be difficult to do since my coworker talks the same way when we talk about business, but at least I'm trying to branch out into other franchises other than SU and Pokemon.I recently purchased a Season Passport to Disneyland just to sell park-exclusive merch at our stall.I gotta upgrade it to the the next level though, I'm blocked out of the parks starting Thursday if I don't.
>>83532624You ever heard of Frank and Son's?
>>83532655
I do, they just have to buy it through me at a small mark up due to scarcity.I even offer discounts if you buy lots of stuff from us and refer others to our stall.
>>83532708
>A faggot like indexer
>Actually doing something good
Pick one
>>83529494
A husk of former glory clinging desperately to her dying age?
>no character will ever be killed off
>no major conflict will ever be solved with violence
>every villain will be redeemed by a little boy
this is getting too optimistic for me. I gagged a little when steven made the cluster make friends with itself
>>83532768
I see at least 13 potential holes, dunno about you
I feel like being sad, anons. Post sad music, SU or otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvd9RtRXSdk&index=21&list=PLC09A60084BB98813
>>83532624
Damn, still best of luck.
>>83532734
>>83532768
Yeah, no holes. He doesn't even have a penis. At best you can get from him
A two-handed handjob
Another hand to massage the balls
Another hand to put his fingers into your mouth
Another hand to insert a finger or two into your butt
And the last one to hold you close
>>83532800
has anyone managed to make a SU fanfic as tragic as Good Night Nepeta?
>>83532798
Are you really wanting to skullfuck a mutant? Doesn't sound pleasant to me.
>>83532800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrO9ovdJ5WA
>>83532152
>>83532791
until you know.
they show an actual irredeemable gem.
money`s on one of the head scientists involved with Earth's kindergarten/cluster construction
>>83532783
>Discounts
It better not be something shitty like 10℅, I swear to god.
>>83532152
>>83532152
>>83532824
Refresh me on that one.
>>83532818
>He doesn't even have a penis
That's what you think!
>>83532826
Greg fucked a sentient rock and got a super kid out of it
At the cost of said rock but you get the point
>>83532818
>forgetting all those armpits
>>83532783
>hey don't blame me I only buy the stuff you want and force you to buy it at a higher from me because I got there first
No fuck you you're an asshole, and a gaping one at that
So it's pretty obvious that Rose is coming back when and if Steven dies, right? She only gave up her physical form to integrate with DNA from Greg.
>>83532852
I don't think that specimen has the same qualities Rose had. Like not being a freak of nature or a mouth. Be careful, you may get demon-spawn.
>>83532878
Yes, if Steven dies without Rose's gem being damaged, she could reform.
>>83532895
That's racist against Cambions.
Before the thread's over, does anyone remember the name of this person? Google searching just turns up a bunch of different pearl cosplays
>>83532902
No, the Data that was on the Rose Quartz Gem is no longer there. If Steven dies/poofs the Gem should remain dormant
>>83532915
Also that's a guy right
>>83532914
All you monsters look the same anyways. Demon? Devil? What's the difference?
>>83532818
No stop I didn't need this boner
>>83532832
Anon, that gem was a peridot. Peridots are designed to oversee and design kindergartens
>>83532843
It's the one where karkat struggles to take care of a severely brain damaged nepeta after the events of horrorstuck. She's unable to draw properly or speak anymore and is in constant pain that he can't alleviate. Her brain function has been reduced to that of a 2-year old child who cries every time she sees this plastic horse toy because she doesn't know where equius was and can't understand what happened to him. It ends with karkat intentionally over-sedating and rocking her to sleep one last time
It was so fucked up I was depressed for 24 hours. Even Happy Birthday Son couldn't compete with that
>>83532926
>No, the Data that was on the Rose Quartz Gem is no longer there.
You didn't watch Lion 3 did you?
>>83532931
An anon the other day said they saw her at some con or another iirc, so no.
>>83532931
I can't remember but some people seem to think so. Seems at least plausible.
>Dark Pearl
She's been called Creepy Pearl for ages you fucking newfags, stop trying to fix what isn't broken.
>>83532915
>>83532967
Way to be late to the party, fool.
>>83532945
But didn`t Yellow Diamond mention reporting Peridot to her manager for her incompetence?
Wouldn`t that imply higher-ups in research and kindergarten development?
>>83532941
Demon and devil don't have a standard distinction, but cambions are neither. They're half-human half-demon/devil
their opposite is the nephilim, thought to be half-human half-angel, though some text translate them as giants
>>83532948
Watched all episodes; Didn't religiously pay attention to details
I do however remember a lively debate where about what would happen if Steven kicked
>>83532835
It depends on the product and who you're buying it from, but I usually offer better discounts because I've been sitting on some things for years.
>>83532861
>hey don't blame me I only buy the stuff you want and force you to buy it at a higher from me because I got there first
I leave product for other customers, you know. I can't afford to buy out entire stores like I could back in March thanks to a recent rent hike we took due to us moving to a better location at the swap meet we're located in.
>Should be jotting down notes for next recap
>can't stop playing new vegas
I have a problem..
>>83531633
>tfw you will never have a fuchsia pearl
>>83533023
SHE'S GOT SPURS
>>83533023
>New Vegas
Mah nigga
>>83533010
I hope you go broke asshole
>>83533023
just get the New Vegas. Actually being in the city was dreadfully boring, to the point i just stopped there.
>>83533023
Do whatever you want man, there's always desu storage to keep these threads archived. Take it easy, you've earned it.
>>83532995
Aren't nephilim the byproduct of an angel father and demon mother?
>>83533023
>>83533035
>>83533036
>I couldn't get into New Vegas and just got bored
I need to give it another try sometime, same thing happened with Skyrim.
>>83533035
THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE
>>83533047
Wow, check out this faggot with shit-tier taste, bet you think the S.T.A.L.K.E.R is too hard as well.
>>83533010
>hey I'm a nice guy I leave stuff in the store
>because I don't have enough money to buy the whole store out anymore
Your such a cunt
>>83532791
Malachite was solved through violence
>>83533023
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
>>83533058
No.
blogposting a bit in spoilerI just realised I deal with being sad/depressed by ordering shitty food, how American of me.
post those images senpai, almost time for a new thread.
>>83533023
This looks almost like a Pearl/Lapis longterm fusion
>>83533010
>All these people getting butthurt about you
Never stop you glorious beast.
>>83533058
no. I'm not even sure if there's a name for that. Christian canon considered that to be the sort of thing that just wouldn't happen.
Incidentally I wonder what the word for a half-jinni is. Some Muslim canon believed they had souls so I can't imagine they wouldn't have a word for that.
>>83533102
true, but that was about separating Lapis and Jasper
>>83533077
Never played it, anon.
But if it isn`t a desolate wasteland, where the only fun memory was going and learning the lore of the vaults, then i`d probably beat it.
>>83533127
>>83533042
>>83533081
>Your such a cunt
>I hope you go broke asshole
There's no chance of that happening due to how I invest my money, but thanks for pointing out that possibility.
Also...
>Getting this mad
>About collectables
/toy/ has pretty much learned that resellers are a part of life, why haven't the two of you?
>>83533127
What's the matter?
>>83533023
same, just installed Honest Hearts btw
Does the American flag only have 1 star in the Steven Universe Universe? Or is it just simplified?
>>83533127[blog]I deal with my depression shitposting.[/blog]
>>83533143
>Never played it, anon
Go torrent it right now, you don't even have to feel bad about torrenting it because the company doesn't exist and the money you spend if you buy it goes solely to the store/steam
>>83533173
It's just simplified. Calarts is the school of no effort and corner cutting.
>>83532878
>So it's pretty obvious that Rose is coming back when and if Steven dies, right?
Steven and Rose are going to meet in a dream as Koala Princess is a parallel to the show. I don't think Rose will come back to see the gems.
>>83528508
Hold the fuck up, I heard painanon's passing
Tell me it ain't true, family
>>83533023
>my waifu has good taste in vidya
>>83533195
I don't know who or what you're talking about, what's going on?
I need my SU games anons, is there any hope for E3 having something? CN is a big company, E3 is where big companies like waving their dicks around isn't it?
>>83533159
My girlfriend started birth control again recently, and had already been dealing with depression her whole life, so these new hormones adding into the chemistry can change her mood 180 degrees really fast. Tonight we were having a good conversation and then she got really sad, which I understand, I don't blame her, but it still sucks to have someone you love and care about hurting and to not be able to do anything to help. She knows it's cyclical and comes and goes but can't ever get a hold of it when she's feeling empty, and I've never felt that way so I have no real frame of reference so all I can do is try and empathize, but I've never had the experience so I feel like it's rude/lame of me to try and understand. Thanks for listening, she's my usual person to talk to when I'm feeling down but she's sleeping right now, and I can't imagine me talking about being sad because she's sad would make her feel any better.
>>83533193
>>83532878
Technically. Rose wouldn't be pleased to be back though.
>>83533173
>>83533161
>Hand Loader perk + Grunt + Survivalist rifle/A Light Shining In Darkness
Most OP build in the game, not to mention I could spend hours buying standard ammo, breaking it down, and making custom handloads.
>>83533211
Can someone post imgur links of scribbles futa art of vidalia and priyanka
>>83533176That's a good outlet.
>>83533173
No way to say for sure, but I think its a safe assumption to say that it probably has more, though maybe not the 50 that ours has, due to differing world history and different states, etc. I say its a safe assumption due to the fact that Steven in the same photo is drawn in a simplified manner.
>>83533213
I know how you feel. It'll be okay. It's hormones temporarily futzing with her, she'll get better.
>>83533213
If you want to support her, choose non-chemical birth control methods. Well, if you DO NEED to do something. What you can do the best is just to stay at her side.
Be strong!
>>83533246
Driver how old are you
>>83533211
>Television Studio
>Decent Non-Click-n-Wait Game
>>83533213
depression is complete shit.
i remember trying to make a friend who had some severe depression.
I literally told him to kill himself, but associated it with laughter and positive moments so that, if the thought ever comes up, he`ll just think of me.
Long story short, just be with it and, while understanding depression is good, just being their for the person and sharing good memories is the most you can do.
my 2 cents at least.
>>83533142
jinni are shapeshifters, they're just people, they don't hybridize
>>83533213
It is always welcomed to vent. You are among friends here. I feel sad that your girlfriend is going through rough times. But it also makes me feel much happier that you are helping her. I love your love, protect her well driver.
>>83533173
They usually don't simplify things. Not that way at least. Since there are states, a sole star would mean a totally different thing.
So now that Steven floats the battles involving him alongside the gems have even more possibilities.
>Mid-air shield
>Summoning bubble in mid-air and bringing allies safely back to the ground
I hope they do cool stuff with it. It has so much potential for some really cool fight scenes. I can't wait
>>83533234
BLUE BOARD ANON
BLUE [Spoiler]DO IT[/Spoiler] BOARD
>>83533298
kinetic BLAST!
>>83533204
>I'm someone's waifu
This is a strange, but not unpleasant feeling.
>>83533161
I'm the kind of guy that bought each dlc as it came out, despite knowing there'd be an Ultimate version later.
Funny story actually, I bought it a few months after it came out. My copy came with a pre-order code for the armored vault 13 pack even though I didn't pre-order.
>>83533122
This, Lone Star, and Ain't That a Kick in the Head are the best tracks.
>>83533035
>tfw just completed Lonesome Road
Ulysses a shit.I still blew up the NCR and the Legion though.
Okay enough screwing around. I gotta take these notes
Stay tuned.
>>83533291
It's weird to see things like this, I'm from another general where we treat each other like shit with rare exception. This is nice...
>>83533298
>jump up
>bubble
>crash down onto enemy
>>83533302
That's why I asked for imgur linkd
>>83533316
>I forgot an on topic imagedont ban me again please
>>83533141
I know, it's like they don't know that resellers are a part of the hobby.
Although I have been getting some worrying requests for some products lately...
>>83533309
You already knew though, you even suggested lunch
>>83533322
With all the bull that we have been getting from mods, I refuse to believe that they are just going along with it
>>83533286
It's weird because fantasy uses it quite a lot but lacks a word. Same with half-giants and half-fairies. Weird
>>83533316
Just wonder how old you sere
stop that
>>83533336
It still feels unusual!But its not unusual to be loved, by anyone.I feel old for still listening to Tom Jones.
>>83533313
Love is free to give, anon. Remember that, even the smallest hints of compassion can lift us. I love you, and that's a fact.
>>83533346
What about yourself?
>>83533359
Best ship
>>83533213
Sorry pal, sounds like your girlfriends broken. You can ship her to me and I'll take a look though.
>>83533369
You're good people.
>>83533391
We're good people.
>>83533369
I lightly flirt with my friends all the time even if i dont want to fuck them because i find being flirted with makes you feel better about yourself.
>>83533313
Other boards/threads are filled with pricks that says things only based in the fact they're anonymous. Things they wouldn't accept they say, in real life. Yeah, we can say actually whatever we want, we can be massive dicks about it, but that's somewhat hypocrite, isn't it? We all have our struggles so we know how it feels. And because we know how bad it sucks, well.. we don't let others give up on hope. At least for me that's how it is.
Be good.
>>83533173
No, that's actually the flag of Liberia.
>>83533427
Fuck you.
I had a friend who did this and I was super lonely, and this was their reason for doing it. I was at an extreme low and my response to it was so embarrassing.
Just act like a friend if that's your interest, don't lead someone on even if jokingly.
>>83533443
How did you respond, exactly? Bear in mind, we're all anonymous. I'm sorry that happened to you.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that since the SU Mystery Minis are coming out at the beginning of July I should get my two display cases at around the same time. Expect me to post which figures I get, case layouts, andbox weights.
As for duplicates, I'll probably put them into a Buy/Trade case and keep 'em at my stall.
>>83533400
For the most part, we still have to deal with Indexer's bullshit.
>>83533434
I agree, and you're right. My home thread also just really shuns "blogging" or interpersonal communication of any kind. The concept of "board culture," which Moot very much spoke in favor and defense of, is lost on them (and some mods, sometimes). It's sad.
>>83533458
I hate blind box figures so much! Don't they know they'd actually sell more figures if they were transparent about them? No one's going to risk getting more of the 10 (of 12 total) figures they own if they've just got 2 more to collect.
>>83533467
No offense but blogging is off-topic and doesn't belong in a Steven Universe General thread. Create a skype group if you want to metapost or talk about your life.
>>83533478
Blogging is "off-topic," sure, but it's not really a violation as long as it doesn't derail the thread. Just make sure not to forget it's a Steven Universe thread. Or the hiatus we'll never be free from.
>>83533492
Sometimes you don't really know if a person is depressed. It's not always that easy to pick up on.
>>83533500
Sometimes depressed people laugh the most and have the best senses of humor.
The sad clown, the Pearl, lion around feeling empty. Telling lies about butter.
>>83533489
So what do you do anon? Any work? Did you go to school? Any hobbies? Any addictions
>>83533489
We all try to reach into fiction to make sense of our lives at some point. I don't know how to deal with what you're feeling but I think it's great that you got this off your chest. To solve our problems, we must recognize what they are. And you're a step closer to getting better. I believe in you, you're stronger than you are.
>>83533319
That'd be rad. Especially since that means he'll be angry to make it effective.
I don't know if we'll see any fights during the townie episodes. But with that Amethyst arc coming, a Steven and Amethyst mid-air wild battle sounds awesome. I hope the Steven Vs. Amethyst episode is an actual gem powered fight, and not something lame like a food eating contest.
Agh! I wish I could draw better and animated. I need to see it.
>>83533477
It's the same argument that used for TCGs, but to be fair there's an actual game for those.
And some blind box/bag cases have ways for you find out what's in their boxes and blind boxes always have the same case layout (again, how they're arranged depends on the series) unless the employees are smart enough to shuffle 'em.
And if they have store-exclusive figures those ones are REALLY easy to pick out depending o the store.
>>83533527
>>83533500
Pretty much. Detecting depression on oneself or on someone requieres patience. Specially, the need they have when socializing with others. Depressed people tend to reject any contact or, on the other hand, crave it, just for not to be alone.
>>83533567
Kurzegsat said it best in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg
I like Pearls!
>>83533616
Which pearls?
>>83532878
>Steven "dies"
>Rose reforms
>Show ends with Steven becoming a full human so he can enjoy his "life" with greg and connie as a normal human as rose and the CGs go off to space.
Would you be pissed off?
>>83533623
All of them.
>>83533628
Worse cop out than gruncle stan
>>83533616
Great taste, Pearls are fantastic.
>>83533611
Forgive me if this is a little blunt, but one of the biggest reasons I didn't ever pursue a relationship through highschool was that I live 30 minutes away from the town I went to school at, and didnt have a car, so how would we go on dates? But in the end, I met a girl and we dated and we figured it out, and then I moved away and we figured that out, and now we're about to move in together, years later. Basically what I'm saying is don't stop yourself from trying just because it may be hard or there are obstacles, because there are always going to be things that get in the way.
>>83533638
What if there was a fat pearl?
>>83533641
That was a cop-out but I think we'd all just be too sad if he was permanently left that way. It was worth it.
>>83533628
Id be furious, I'm steamed just thinking about it. That completely invalidates Rose's sacrifice and a lot of the themes of the show.
>>83533628
>Steven becoming a full human
Haha no.
Steven is half gem, as in half of his body is made by his gem. You can't remove his gem because he'll just be a fleshy pile of gore.
>>83533611
No need to thank me, you're always welcome. I love you. If you need to spill anything, I'm here for you.
>>83533653
We are the obese Pearls
We'll eat all of the day
And if you think we can't, just see how much we weigh
That's why the people of this world
Are crushed by
Fat Pearl, Fatter Pearl, Fat Pearl
And Fat Pearl!
>>83533661
Honestly id be irritated if the gems left earth period.
Its their home damnit.
>>83533665
I have intrusive thoughts about someone trying to force Steven's gem out with a spoon sometimes.
>>83533687
What if he picked at it like a pimple?
>>83533628
I'd put a sugar in the ground
>>83533687
Is it resting on top of his skin or is it underneath but not covered?
>>83533711
I think about this, too, damn it.
>>83533720
I think the half we see is on top of the skin and the other side of it + the ring around it are inside.
>>83533628
Where they would head to though. Why would they leave though. Earth is their new home.
They can make the Crystal Gems a galactic fight unit to defend all life in the universe and stuff but eh, I'm not sure if it would really work.
>>83533611
>Applied to several research opportunities, got denied by all of them
I know the struggle. Don't give up just yet!
I want to live somewhere nice like Sweden where they take care of you for being alive. It's what Rose Quartz would want for all of us.
>>83533774
Well, I don't plan on giving up on my degree or anything (math), but as far as the summer as concerned, I have fuck all to do. Because of that, I decided to go to Anime Expo.
Anyone else going to be at Anime Expo?
>>83533795
>Sweden
>Nice
Get real anon, the days of Sweden being majority white are long over
>>83533729
This isn't directed at this an I just don't want to do a post reply because mobile and it's almost 2am
First I want to say damn this group I'd conflicting. On one hand you guys are the only thing that really cheers me up and gives me hope for the future, but to be here I have to stay up to ungodly hours
Second: I need to work, there are probably multiple Jobd in my town I could get and I'm wondering if you guys think it's possible to launch into working night shift and day shift. I know people do that but do you think someone whose recently battled with suicide (I'm that pearlfag) and undiagnosed depression can handle working 16 hours a day with no real friends to fall back on?
What if be working towards would be living away from my family if I'm able to make enough money and then start going to community college
>>83533820
What's that got to do with it?
>>83533822
I respect and encourage your ambition. However, working 16 hours a day and depression don't really match up too well. If you think you can do it, go for it, but you really can't underestimate sleep here. You can get a few hours a night and be okay if you're a neet, but if you have shit to do, it'll take a toll on you very quickly and heavily.
>>83533826
I'm just saying, I wouldn't exactly call a country with one of the highest rape rates in the world white.
>>83533848
Come on anon I'm asking for an answer
Do you think I neet can pick themselves up and start on a work sleep work work sleep work work sleep schedule
>>83533859
Literally no one, but you, is talking about sweden being white
>>83533864
I'm meant nice, not white with that last post, sorry.Also to skip straight to the point, Sweden is a Mudslime filled shithole now and the furthest thing from being nice.
>>83533863
I gave you my answer. I don't think it's a tenable schedule. The demand is far too great and you have no time to do anything else.
>>83533888
But right now my "anything else" is doing drugs and talking about SU with you guys
>>83533864
Just ignore them, they're baiting. Sweden is actually a pretty nice country, provided you're not racist.
>>83533907
I recommend cutting the drugs if you want a job at all.
What I'm saying is that a schedule that allots for nothing but work and sleep will exacerbate depression pretty badly.
>>83533923
I'm not using any drugs that are tested for but I understand that I'll probably have to stop using if I want to work (honestly I use to fill time now)
>>83532830
You know. In regards to this whole edgy smoking Pearl thing. I was thinking. So what if she smokes anyway?
Can't gems, liek, regenerate all physical damage just by popping in and out said gem or something?
So *shrug*. Whatever.
Is amethyst an "alien"?
>>83533863
I think it will be hard, but if you're goal orientated or can work through shit to meet a goal it might be possible. I'd recommend a full time and a part time though, 60 hours is far less soul crushing than 80.
I'm going to sleep right now, but I'll be around tomorrow if youd like to talk about it some more.
>>83533959
No, she was born in US soil.
>>83533959
Actually she's the only CG whose from earth
>>83533970
Night
Oh hey. Time for a new thread.
>>83533977
Steven is from Earth too.