No News on Schedule and Broken Dreams Edition
Previous: >>83518154
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Last chance ta PLACE YA BETS! Come on, come one, I know there're more bettin' men here on /sug/ tonight!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10405415Note: there's no musical option, because that's not really what the episode's about per se, so much as an overall theme.
>>83522435
first for wake me up from this hiatus nightmare
Here we go.
>>83522435
>cancelled
>>83522435
That's rather depressing. I didn't come here for this.
What was Hitler doing on the SU alternate Earth? What would he look like in SU style? Would Steven be his friend?
>>83522435
>>83521792
>>83521843
>>83521872
>>83521974
Maybe it's coming back in July for a potential other reason
That's when SDCC is, and Sugar revealed a new fusion there for the past two years.
>>83522435
>faster than a rebecca sguar can fellate
just made this
do you think sucrose will hire me?
>>83522487
Sir, have I wronged you in some way?
This is your date tonight
>>83522599
Oh shit, you're right. But didn't she say the Stevonnie episode with the song is airing in the Fall? Could be that
>>83522587
The CGs are dern commies, son.
Post Comfy Gems
>>83522605maybe next time;_;[/spoiler]
>>83522435
OP here, this is the first time i've started a thread, last thread lingered on page 10 for a while. I think i got it right, right?
Also that pic was the only good one i had on hand. Truley we live in the darkest timeline.
>>83522644
I ain't dating no Simpsons
>>83522587
I would like to think that the Gems knew that the Jews were no good and either helped the Nazi's or stayed out of the war to deny the Allies that strategic advantage of Magic Space Rocks and their Magic Space Rock Technology.
Lady of the legs, making her bacon and eggs,
Really hope she wouldn't be happier with Greg.
lets play the fun and inclusive game of continuing the green text. anyone can play and i'll start!
>you will never see lower caste, outlier pearl kindergartens.
>you will never see how brutal a process it is for pearl inspection due to lax quartz screening and handling supervision.
>you will never see them begin to torment the pearls they inspect and poof out of sheer boredom of doing the same field of work for hundreds or thousands of years at a time.
>you will never watch some of the quartz inspectors make vile games out of seeing how much distress the newly generated pearls can handle in being forced to watch things like two quartz's slowly pulling a defective pearl apart until it poofs followed by a quick shattering stomp as soon as the gem touches the ground.
>you will never watch as one of the inspectors takes a defective pearl by the arm and quickly dip the pearl in vinegar and pull her out to see how long it takes for the acidic effect on the pearl to poof her while instructing the pearl that she'll be shattered if she poofed before the experiment was over.
>you will never be a quartz experiencing a twinge of guilt as the pearl who's neck is in her hand stares you in the eyes with pure fear and confusion to her situation before the quartz snaps out of her hesitation and snaps the pearls neck and tosses the gem into the pile.
>you will never find out the reason why peridots are rotated in and out of the kindergartens at a faster rate than the quartz's is due to the sounds and sights of the pearl stress inspections eventually wearing down the peridots work productivity.
good luck be respectful!
>>83522689
We don't know if Nazis happened, though.
>>83522587
he was just a painter. WWI never changed him. WWII never happened. they said he was nice with kids do yeah, steven probably would be his friend
>>83522707
everyone would be happier with greg
>>83522644
>>83522689
>Jews
No Abrahamic Religions in the Steven Universe Universe.
>>83522587
He never stopped painting and eventually got good at it
Where do you think the CG's got the painting of Rose?
>>83522587
SU Hitler was raised in a better environment and never became anything worse than a down-on-his-luck artist. He has tea with Steven weekly.
>>83522722
They weren't necessary, the Gems took care of the problem on their own. They are sworn to protect humanity, after all.
>>83522435
I hope SU gets another game someday. I don't want it to be like Gravity Falls, which only has one shitty 3DS game.
>>83522672
Comfy gems are my lifeblood.
>>83522632
absolutely. faster than a rebbeca sugar can fellate
>>83522753
>Where do you think the CG's got that cursed painting made of crushed gems
>>83522676
everything looks good. well done, most people either forget the subject or don't update the previous thread link. now watch as your baby devolves into shitposting with a few gems scattered about
could have used a better pic though? what month is that screenshot from?
>>83522748
Well that's an odd pairing.
>>83522707
Something makes me doubt that Lapis would ever listen to hardcore rap, and that it would influence her to become a criminal. She's already got the drive to do as she pleases, whilst being a homeless bum all the while.
>>83522783
>>83522672
i got you senpai
>>83522787
>>83522605
Where is this coming from?
>>83522672
>>83522587
Post Nazi Gems
>>83522831
>that's odd
Not
>why does this paring exist in the first place
>>83522831
a drawfriend did it as a gag otp if I remember right, during the hubbub when the screenshot of YD got leaked and we got all that giraffe art
>>83522843
mad libs
>>83522744
I don't get it. Perhaps you could rephrase that in more detail.
>>83522838
>jasper very clearly about to slap amethyst's ass
I wish I had moregoodbad gems art
save us, zuke
>>83522843
>>83522807
I combined the souces into the single image, it's from January 13 2016
>>83522838
>dortitos
>>83522435
Literally, why though? That looks dope as fuck. Do we not have Jewish people running CN, do they not realize that they would make all of the money?
Nth for dick squad.
>>83522838
steven's gonna get funny in the pants feelings when he's at the age of drop of hat boners
>>83522887
>/sug/ has become so boring that people play mad libs in it
>unknown when next episode airs
ban soon, friendsI won't go back to trash/sug/
>>83522713
I still can't believe I put 'Pook' instead of 'Poof'... It's driving me insane.
>>83522902
nah she is just mad Amethyst is kicking her ass at a video game
besides Jasper wouldn't dare hit Peridot's favorite pillow
>>83522902
Why wouldn't you slap amethyst's ass?
>>83522748
>Not big enough, she should be sucking his entire face
>Neck isn't long enough
Shit image
>>83522960
*BRAAAPapapaPAPa oops sorry peri haha *FPPTHTHPHPPpp
>>83522763
>nobody knew him as hitler, he was just grampa adolf
How fast can a Rebecca Sugar fellate?
>>83522983
you are the shit image here, anon
>>83522960
Don't shoot down my dreams
>>83523011
faster than amethyst could eat the food
>>83523030
that's pretty fast
>>83522672
I can comfy post faster now, I organized my pics finally
>>83522985
>you will never smell Amethyst's fartsI'm sorry I had to.
>>83522989
Was he appreciated for his art? Because the critiques that sent him down that path weren't born because their ancestors never made it out of Prussia because of the Failing Gem Tech Enhanced Tunguska Event?
>>83523030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk
"where are the taco shells"
"i ate those food"
>>83523011
Really, really, really fast
>>83523050
>I organized my pics
I really should do that
>>83522435
to be fair castpixel is a huge SJW that quit a well paying job over muh representation
>>83523059
expired cake farts?
>>83522939
He's 14, he's already that age
>>83523059
>>83523079
No you won't Corn Syrup
>>83523069
Does Garfield exist in the Steven Universe?
>>83522939
>Jasper fell down a hole
>the next episode of Uncle Grandpa is titled "Jerky Jasper"
>yfw it's actually another crossover
>>83523162
You mean Orange Diamond? Unfortunately, yes.
>>83523050
I hope we see Peridot learn how to use her gem eventually. We don't even know what her weapon is. It would be even cuter if Steven was the one who taught her.
>>83523173
Shame Uncle Grandpa was fucking canceled.
>>83523141
guess he's a fag or he's bubbling it
>>83522747
sad but true
>>83523194
And jasper is dead
>>83523173
I saw this in the morning. I really hope it's about UG fucking with Jasper.
>>83523173
oh no
OH NOOO
>>83523065
Here's what happened.
>WW1 never happened
>Because of this, Hitler could focus more on his art
>His dedication gets him into his desired school
>Disney gets him interested in animation
>Hitler moves to America for a chance to work at disney
>Manages to land a job as an animator
>works his way up in the company
>becomes important creative force at Disney
>>83523186
Color Spectrum Gem Empires? With the the White-Blue-Yellow-Pink Alliance, now the White-Blue-Yellow Alliance?
>>83523173
Oh my god
How many more freaks will an hero
>>83523244
I would love this, I'm not a big fan of Hitler, but I love alternate histories and how historical figures could have turned out if things were different. I like nice Hitler.
If dubs then we stay on /co/ forever
>>83523192
nah its gonna be Amethyst
Crack the Whip
>>83523284
Sounds like a fun episode to me
>>83523080
hmm, I just like her sprite work. Better to have people who work on a game be invested it the show rather than just some junk CN churns out.
>>83523201
Who knows what that kid does when the plot isn't on
>>83523050
I need more comfy pics.
Tell me again why Steven and Peridot can't fuse into Watermelon Tourmaline?
>>83523401
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83523408
Because the pufferfish is already Watermelon Tourmaline
Wasted potential desu
>>83523329
it wasn't meant to be
>>83523449
And why does that mean they can't fuse into a watermelon tourmaline?
We've seen multiple gems fuse into a ruby
>>83523437
glad to have you back. so were you lurking the whole time we thought you were "gone"?
>>83523493
We've seen Rubies fuse into another Ruby, yes
>>83523434
That's more funny than comfy.
>>83523437
gonna write this in my bar's crapper next weekend
then I'm gonna play Panama on the jukebox
is steven universe going to get cancelled soon? with them splitting season 2 in half to make season 3, i fear its going to get cancelled once all the scheduled episodes get made. they did the same thing to uncle grandpa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Grandpa
With a ploy, Cartoon Network renewed the series for the fourth and fifth seasons:[3] first split in half the second season[4] (of 52 episodes), which respectively becoming second and third season then dividing in half also the already announced "third season".[5][6] Both composed by 26 episodes, these new seasons will be the final.
>>83523524
why is everything so terrible
>>83523511
No, I was away from the internet as a whole
>>83523529
Sounds like a fun weekend my friend
>>83523533
>Cancel their best non flash cartoon show.
>>83523562
bitchy nihilistic lapis so best
>>83523522
If single gems can exist as homofusions, why not as heterofusions?
>>83523401
Deal, but only if you post more Poils
>>83523533
the most recent premieres topped the chart for cartoon network, beating regular show, adventure time, powerpuff, teen titans go, gumball, and clarence
if it gets "cancelled" it'll be because of the crewniverse's decision
>>83523524
It was meant to be funny though.
>>83523635
Yeah, when has a TV network ever made a stupid decision?
>>83523401
>>83523620
Alright then. Here is a sad and wistful Poil
>>83523437
Wayward vagabonds
Abandoned, lost, left to the wind
Sea blue and platinum blonde
Side to side, hands intertwined
Even if they take earth from us too
It'll always be me and you.Now properly named.
>>83523476
Was to meant to be
What says you?
>>83523790
dang
PERIDOT LIVES IN A BARN NOT THE TEMPLE.
Get fucked perifags
>>83523725
I see your sad Poil and raise you a happy Poil
>>83523620
>>83523725
Here is a happy and well loved Poil.
>>83523790
Didn't the first Stronger than you that got taken down have over 20 million?
>>83523790
>typed in stronger than you in youtube
>steven universe is the fourth one down
>>83523790
I think God has forsaken us
>>83523437
I love you!
>>83523790
What do you get when Steven Universe and Undertale fuse together?
Go on. Guess.
you like my Pearl?
>>83523825
I see your happy poil and raise you a Bad Purl
More Fanged Gems!
>>83523822
So does Lapis.
>>83523843
>>83523861
>>83523870
>>83523885
>>83523821
>>83523885
a fusion between undertale and steven universe
>>83523885
Steven Underverse? WHAT IS THE UNDERVERSE!? NEW DIMENSION WITH ANTIMATTER GEMS!
>>83523843
>6 months ago
CN posted this in January, so there probably was some other video back in April last year that went viral.
>>83523894
Bad Purl should be taken off the streets.
>>83523822
>Barn gets wrecked.
Where she live now?
Temple.
>>83523885
>>83523758
>>83523873
>>83523192
I don't think all gems conjure weapons. Peridots aren't for fightingonly for sexual
>>83523894
I see your Bad Purl and raise you a probably crazy Porl
>>83523885
Autism and lesbian sex?
>>83523890
I don't remember pearl being covered in red lines
Or her eyes being octagonal
>>83523790
>>83523915
this one is better
https://youtu.be/dcjGQCbJ5Lo
>>83523954
>>83523915
>>83523821
>>83523790
Why are you people so obsessed with this game
>>83523978
>>83523401
>>83523984
Because it became a meme
>>83523978
not even shit desu
Dude what
>>83523635
i didnt know that, thank you kind anon you have put my fears to rest
>>83524051
Reminds me of when people gave Lauren Zuke shit for watching this video and tweeting that it made her laugh (Not in a 'Oh this is shit' way, in a 'Oh this is cute' way)
>>83524047
Actully I like the sound of the Underverse and Anti/Exotic Matter Gems
>>83523941
>Steven Underverse
>>83523822
>>83523906
JADE WHEN???
>>83524004
"Fair enough"
>>83523822
So does Lapis.
You shit on us Perifags, but you're also shitting on Lapisfags. Why do you hate Lapisfags anon? They had to put up with so much shit; have their waifu stuck at the bottom of the sea mostly unseen for over a year, have her return to them emotionally damaged, and after a few brief episodes with her they have to watch her go away again so that we can play Happy Fun Bullshit with the townies. And they probably won't even be episodes where we get to see Lapis and Peridot interact with the townies for the first time, we're probably just gonna get a bunch of Lars dumped on us like shit on a German pornstar. Except the German pornstar would find Lars to be too shitty for even them to enjoy.
Wow, I just realized how fucking hard it is to be a Lapisfag. Let alone one of the Freaks.
>>83523978
>it's a parody of the Undertale one
>>83524051
>It has almost twice as many views as the original
I can understand the Undertale animation being that popular but holy shit.
Was Zuke really cut from the crew? If so then why
Who the fuck let Undertale fags raid the general?
>>83524065
here are the numbers from the first two episodes of in too deep. in terms of total numbers (rightmost column) loud house got a bit more unfortunately
First for bitch tits
>>83523978
they must be stopped
>>83524088
>You keep what you kill
... Does that mean the Gems now own Peridot because they poofed her in combat? Does that mean that Pearl is now the buttslut of holographic Pearl?
>>83524086
Yeah, I like yours better too.
>>83524000
> those comfy ass trips, like an angel umong garbage people
>>83524129
I doubt she was. There would be a post about it on her twitter or tumblr
>>83524147
Took a nap
Did anyone draw amethyst eating faster than Rebecca sugar can fellate(sp?) yet
>>83524130
They'll die one day
>>83524104
I just see so much s
Fan art on this general of jasper and peridot living in the temple
And go back to /a/ with your waifu shit
>>83524175
Wait, is in too deep over with?
THEY NEVER TOLD US WHAT THEY REALLY WERE
>>83524130
undertale fags and sugfags are the same
>you will never feel Alexandrite's tongue on your face
I want Rebecca sugar to see the fellation meme and have her respond to it on her Twitter
Or maybe sure will find out and say something cringey that gets her cut from the jewniverse
>>83522917
>if you can learn to harness that dinner, you'll be the best Gem in the universe.
>>83524083
No it was in a this is shit way and the creators got butt hurt and she was like oh no but it was still good
>>83524231
They aren't.
Quit raiding and go back to /v/
>>83524207
uh, they are rocks
really are rocks
>>83523984
To piss you off.
>>83524207
Man, if you could only know
>>83524130
I don't even understand what the fuck they do anymore.
I mean sure, it was a neat little game, but it's over a fucking year old and you can get all three endings in a few days, what the fuck are they still trying to hold on to?
Would you a presenting Poil in heat?
>>83524207
https://youtu.be/I4TYUF4PCBI
I want Rebecca sugar to see the fellation meme and have her respond to it on her Twitter
Or maybe zuke will find out and say something cringey that gets her cut from the jewniverse
>>83524173
What was the protocol when the Asain was fired
>>83524156
But Pearl later defeated holo Pearl
>>83524256
yes it is explain this pic then>>83523790
>>83524090
>rose and Pearl next to each other
>Ruby and sapphire next to each other
>lapis, Jasper, and malachite together
Yes good
>>83524246
she gets way way too many messages from all forms of social media. That's why people pestered Matt and Ian instead
>>83524207
Yep turns out that sound bite was just to make things dark and eggy but had no context
>>83523401
>you will never sleep this way with your childhood friend of the opposite gender because ew girls/boysinb4 gender is a spectrum
>you will never wake up next to them to hear their quiet breathing and feel their warmth next to you
>you will never be able to do it without anyone else who finds out taking it the wrong wayi just want to cuddle and sleep like that ;_;
>>83524292
No, Steven defeated Holo Pearl... so STEVEN OWN PEARL!!!... Oh, wait...
>>83524325
People didn't know that? It was just Pearl's extended lyrics to the opening.
>>83524280
A nondefective one, yes
*Holopearl voice* HOLOPENIS!
>>83524246
Even if she saw it she wouldn't say anything
How pissed off are the rubies going to be when they find out Jasper isn't on neptune?
>>83524350
PARRY
>>83524350
SELECT LEVEL
>>83524359
They mistake the planet Jupiter for Jasper on the way to Neptune.
So, it strikes me that we know very little about gem fusion. All we know is that the "fusion operation" is associative and symmetric. that is to say
>Ruby + Sapphire = Sapphire + Ruby
and
>(Garnet + Amethyst) + Pearl = Garnet + (Amethyst + Pearl)
we don't even technically know whether
>Ruby + Ruby = Ruby
or
>Ruby + Ruby = 2 Ruby
>>83524294
Literally just your shitposts.
>>>/v/
>>83524364
THRUST
>>83524090
>Citrine is the kindergarten kid
>Emerald is Centipeetle
>the rest are fusions
We're gonna need a bigger barn.
>>83524359
Doesn't matter. Once they're done looking, homeworld will probably be welcoming their first gemperor.
>>83524342
I knew what it was from, doesn't mean it we knew it'd be fucking irrelevant to the event
the terrifying renegade pearl has fallen
>>83523957
>Peridots aren't made for fighting
>But pearls, who are expensive handbag number 2's, can.
Are you normally this stupid or are you trying extra hard right now?
gems wearing thongs!
>>83524406
Or we could, you know, integrate our supporting characters into the main cast instead of refusing to live up to our full potential while keeping them trapped out of the story.
"What we really are" is lazy, formulaic, and terrified of changing the status quo.
>>83524436
let's be honest, Amethyst is probably the only gem who knows or cares enough about human fashion to actually wear underwear
>>83524377
Or even
>Ruby + Ruby = Ruby^2
>>83524406
I get emerald being centipedle because emeralds are quartzes and centipedle is green and has that long quartz hair but where the fuck do you get citrine from
>>83524288
Even if she saw it she'd never say anything
>>83524359
There's a pretty good chance Yellow Diamond will shatter them if they return to Homeworld empty-handed
>>83524359
>attempt to land to investigate closer
>fall through the surface and get crushed under the immense pressure
They\re not coming back
>>83524473
She would only quietly laugh to herself and wink at Ian
>>83524444
Or I started watching this show for the main cast who I loved and don't want the show to be fucking filled with side characters I don't even have time to learn to love even if I wanted to
>>83522713
Is this the new fluffy ponies
>>83523915
>The original last had 18 million known views
>If the account that had it uploaded wasn't deleted it probably would be topping these
Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/3fk9yq/til_stronger_than_you_is_the_most_viewed_steven/
>>83524406
>kindergarten kid
I shiggy diggy
You do know that screenshot was fake right
>>83524342
You hear
IF YOU COULD ONLY KNOW
(I want them to die)
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
(What was that?)
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
(I can't wait to tear you gems apart)
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
every commercial break set to spooky music stings and an echo and the event ends with a goofy happy baseball game and no revelation to what they really are you'd be a little confused to
It'd be like if they had the entire promo just be Yellow Diamonds ominous threats set to toccata and fugue and every episode is just Steven having fun in town and ends with a dance party
you like my Pearl?
>>83524516
Leggy can't die, anon.
She hasn't even finished her first mission. ;_;
>>83524506
>they never make it back
>Just going from one planet to another
>even after YD vs earth is over, theyre still sailing the galaxy going further and further away
>>83524539
What screenshot?
>>83524506
>Yellow Diamond dirtying her hands with a couple Rubies who failed a extraction mission
Seems beneath her. Plus they might tell her Earth is still standing. Isn't that a bit of useful info?
>>83524090
>Jade is pearlidot
>Emeriald is garnidot
>Moonstone is Lapithyst
At least those are just guesses. If we do see moonstone as a fusion she has to have sapphire or amethyst (or BD) in there somewhere since we've seen images of a Moonstone already and she has long hair and dick-sucking lips
>>83524517
Oh yeah she totally would feel grossed out and a little violated random autists on the internet were talking about her blow jobs
>>83524543
You fool. It's Pearl's extended lyrics from the extended theme. She sings 'If you only knew, what we really are'. They used it to be ominous. Because, you know, we know what the gems are already. Fucking space lesbian crying singing rocks that tried to take over the Earth.
>>83524546
Tsk, tsk.
It could be so much more if you were working in an actual program.
What do you think Yellow Diamond would have done with Steven if Jasper had succeeded in getting him and the captive CGs to Homeworld?autopsy?
>>83524548
Who cares? There's tons of her.
>>83524577
>She stands up.
>Leans down to be eye level with him.
>Blows a raspberry in his face.
>"PLACE HIM BACK ON EARTH"
>>83524534
we can only hope
>>83522959
the only way you can fix it is by doing another scene to further this great head canon you started then!
>>83524359
Seemed like one-eyed Ruby might have known they were lying?
>>83524577
>>83524546
thats pretty good, fag
>>83524556
What gives you any idea that she'll be the one to shatter them?
Obviously the Rubies will tell her what happened at the barn. She'll be so pissed when she realizes how badly they fucked up
>>83524564
Lighten up cunt
>>83524603
... Alright give me a bit to come up with something.
>>83524577
Public Execution, Rose was a criminal to the Homeworld.
>>83524569
I'm agreeing with you, btw. They made it sound like there were further dark revelations like why Rose kept so many secrets and what her endgame with Steven is. But yeah it's a lazy marketing tactic and it worked.
>>83524577
she'd try to separate Rose Quartz's gem from Steven. So presumably something like what happened in The Golden Compass, but more horrifying.
>>83524569
We. Fucking. Know. The. Source
That doesn't mean we can't be pissed it wasn't fucking relevant
>>83524644
Stop being pissed. You fell for CN's shit marketing. You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>83523173
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JASPER FAGS WILL ALWAYS BE BTFO
SCREEN CAP THIS AND SAY IT WITH ME
JASPERDEMPTION
NEVER EVER
>>83524469
>Emeralds are quartzes.
Quartz healing tears, healing spit
What if Jasper has healing sweat, and Amethyst had healing piss
>>83524664
How can I not blame CN for making it seem like they were finally making a good ad then doing the opposite of that
>>83523972
show me more crazy pearl pls
>>83524694
>Jasper, you're a quartz like my mom. Do you have healing abilities?
>Loud queef.
>"THEY'RE AIRBORNE FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT!"
>>83523297
>I'm not a big fan of Hitler
Wow what a bold stance to take
>>83524644
The guy you're talking with sounds touched, just leave him alone.
Would you a Steven in mid-air?
>>83524004
what does that mean
>>83524668
JASPERDEMPTION NEVER EVER!
I had a dream about SU last night, can't remember much about it thou
>blue pearl was in it
>i think she said something about remembering sapphire
>garnet sliding along the ground really fast
>suddenly cuts to a really red ruby on top of a really blue sapphire still sliding
>they're screaming and going really faster now
>"screen" is shaking around a lot
What does it mean??????
>>83524554
It was like Rick and Morty fanart or something, some short gem falling with Steven at the Kindergarten
>>83524745
air sex has always been a fantasy in the back of my list
so...maybe, yeah, no. yeah
>>83524757
>Sliding
Fucking what
>>83524757
You're a faggot
>>83524757
It means you're autistic
>>83524736
I meant as a Leader, I would have gone about it more efficiently.
>>83524757
Sounds funny
>>83524748
it appelaed to a lot of autismos, that made it pretty popular, and that popularity made it well known which made it even more popular and, as you know, popular = good, so the bandwagon grew
>>83524757
Tell me about your mother.
>>83524757
I just want Ruby and Sapphire to be sliding across the ground screaming and panicing now.
>>83524721
I don't remember what pics I have saved in my SU folder
Been a while since I last was here
While I search, enjoy these pregnant gems
>>83524757
you cant handle 3-D movies well
>>83524757
Garnet is a bad skater, but Sapphire is a good skater, so when they go skating, they unfuse and Ruby rides on top of Sapphire
>>83523401
the Steven & Connie relationship is always comfy
>>83524777
Nice
The >>83524778
One off
>>83524377
think you mean commutative, not symmetric
commutative is for "linking" operators and symmetric is for "one-way" operators
>long hair
>thick lips
>covered eyes
>more blue than pink
Why did it take me so long to realize whose army Amethyst was made for?
>>83524757
>suddenly cuts to a really red ruby on top of a really blue sapphire still sliding
>they're screaming and going really faster now
I want to see this drawn so badly, holy shit.
>>83524801
i really dont want to save this to the salt water folder,
but I got to
>>83524810
Why would Steven need to go to the Gunshow if he doesn't go to school?
>>83524757
Haven't you guys learned anything from this show? Dream descriptions are boring.
>>83524821
that's what I meant, sorry. There's a reason I became a programmer and not a mathematician or physicist
>>83524852
I don't get it
>>83524721
DON'T DO IT PEARL
PUT DOWN THE GUN
>>83524757
They saw Greg "If you're a rock, you're riding my cock" Universe's dick.
>>83524867
I think he's making a le ebin school shooting joke.
>>83524875
SHIT SHE'S GOT A GUN
>>83524852
i get it
>>83522435
Guys. Guys. Ok. Listen. Ok.
What if? haha. What if Pearl falls in love with Steven when he is an adult because he is a big guy? Wouldn't that be super funny? haha
>>83524836
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
EXCEPT FOR JASPERDEMPTION CAUSE NEVER EVER
>>83524836
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83524900
>a fucking pearl
>>83523076
Careful senpai, I got banned for posting this image.
My sister drew a single sperm on Pearl's ass.
>>83522435
Whew...I can't keep up with you lads.
>>83524836
Believe in Steven, motherfuckers!
>>83524900
FOR YOU
>>83524900
>talks about how connie isn't a gem
>is a pearl which isn't a real gem
>>83524922
>>83524900
I mean. Do you guys have pictures of that. Just for fun. Because is super funny. haha. As a joke.
>>83524938
Hi edge
>>83524938
I mean it's not like there's anything important to read unless you got a request fulfilled.
>>83524922
Yeah but did you fuck your sister?
>>83524958
>yfw pearls actually are real gems
>they were the originals and the gem race was created as their servants
>>83524962
>screaming internally.png
>>83524757
I'm gonna draw this.
I hope we get to see another Rose Quartz as an enemy.
>You seem to be injured. Humans have like 20 or 30 bones, right? Let me fix all those fractures.
>>83524968
Jeez, you are as thirsty as pearlgive me a sec, I think I have something like that saved somewhere
>>83525044
> not know the Guide to the CGs says Rose was unique
Wow what a casual
>>83524785
does that mean su is a meme show
Peedle is best gemAnd I want to write a cute fic, help me.....
>>83525078
Probably because Rose wasn't loyal to Homeworld. Peridot said Quartz are loyal and an unloyal Quartz to Homeworld is unique
>>83525119
>Peedle tried to show Steven how much she appreciates him
>He ends up in the hospital with acid burns on his dick
Steven giving Lapis Kool-Aid wings when
>>83524968
Here you go, my incredibly thirsty anon
>>83525168
Do not sexualize the Peedle
>>83525168
But who hasn't
>>83525128
Occum's razor
>Rose was actually unique (we've seen multiple Jasper's and Amy's)
>they meant she had a unique trait
>>83524780
Of course! We should've bombed the jews instead of using gas.
>>83525168
Kek yes please
>>83524893
oh okay
>>83523529
Can we get pics, perhaps?
My wife.
Do you think they'll end it by the gems shattering her or will Steven hug her until she's a good guy?Or maybe Steven will be the one who shatters her
>>83525281
Here's mine
>>83525283
Let's compromise
Shattering by hug
>>83525310
RIP AND TEAR!
>>83525283
Well anyone's whose not brain dead should know we've been told the show has no bad guys so that kind if narrows that down doesn't it
>>83525281
Here's mine
>>83525119
>>83525168
Is there any more of best gem?
>>83525310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xwoo4C-VJ0
If Peridot and Lapis were to actually fuck, and for the sake of argument lets just assume that it's good in some way, how does it go? What positions, what kinks?
>>83525327
>>83524603
>>83524637
Here's another to load the canons.
>>83525344
Sure it doesn't anon. Yellow diamond said in very certain terms she wants the entire earth destroyed. That is not justifiable no matter what her back story is or how they make her sympathetic. She is a villian.
>>83525344
>You need to be a bad guy to get killed
>>83525185
Haha. That is soooo funny! Lol. Hahaha
>>83525399
Oh boy here we go.
>>83525379
Lapis would definitely want to tie up peri, and I imagine she'd fuck her doggy style and say mean things to her
>>83525281
Wow! What is the was of that now we can all hear for the thread please.
>>83524506
>>83524627
I don't think Yellow Diamond is quite that harsh. She was willing to send an evacuation ship for Peridot despite her (falsely reported) mistakes... until Peridot started to disagree with her orders.
If the Ruby Squad came back empty-handed and told YD what happened, she'd probably just write it off as Rubies being Rubies and send a smarter Gem next. And possibly a small army, since they could confirm the presence of other Gems on Earth.
>>83525404
>"I want my cluster, and I want that planet to die"
There's literally no sob story they can throw at us to make her seem like a good person after that line.
>>83525404
Well see (that you're completely fucking wrong)
>>83525478
Peridot:
>DIE, DIE, DIE DIE, DIE!
>>83525379
Lapis gets anally penetrated with a hand drill
Looking for a drawfag.
Requesting Pearl in neko lingerie or cookie cat lingerie. Pic semi-related.
Yellow Pearlis ugly
>>83525466
See>>83525478
She is a villian
Her actions are not justifiable just cause she decided to save her engineer.
>>83524757
>>83525033
I drew the dream.
>>83525496
>Wanting to kill four gems that have been antagonizing you for months and stranded you on an alien world is the same as wanting to commit genocide purely out of spite
>>83525499
Can someone explain where this drill idea came from?
>>83525518
thats very rude anon
>>83525531
>>83525463
This thread is great tonight.
Please don't let yourself be trolled. Just assume idiot shitposters are trolls and ignore them.
>>83525463
I know that feel, anon
I phonepost too
>>83522662
try kim il sung next time pleb
>>83525531
Top kek
>>83525496
Reaper?!
>YD is iredeemabke
>forgetting she was in the extended intro
>"IT WONT BE EASY BUT WERE NOT GONNA DO IT ALONE!
>>83525531
its beautiful anon
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
>>83522662
Thas good
>>83525531
>>83525466
I think it'd make her an even better villain character than she already is
>>83525463
>What is the was of that now we can all hear for the thread please
>>83525531
[internally sliding and screaming]
>>83525531
Saving
>>83522483
how does one make images like that? where its different when opened?
But what is an antagonist really?
>>83525399
Peri no! Why are you a part of this process!?
>>83525462
I feel like Lapis would take out a lot of her frustrations and regrets on Peridot. Peridot would try her best to help Lapis feel better however she wanted, but whether or not Peridot actually sexually enjoys it is left to be seen.
>>83525463
its like you tried to say three sentences at once
>>83525463
>Wow! What is the was of that now we can all hear for the thread please.
>>83525629
A character that opposes the protagonist of the story.
>>83525611
gimp or photoshop
>>83525611
.........y-you mean a gif?
>>83525664
>I can't follow a post chain
Its okay to be new but please attempt to lurk more.
>>83525529
That has nothing to do with what I said. I'm not talking about whether her behavior is justifiable, only about what it is.
From what we've seen, while Yellow Diamond doesn't tolerate her subordinates questioning orders, she's not the type of person who would shatter one of them for making an honest mistake. She didn't do that to Peridot (until the whole "questioning orders" thing), so she probably wouldn't do it to the Ruby Squad either.
>>83524745
What is this, England on an Earth made by dolphins?
>>83525466
>Implying YD doesn't already know the CG are on Earth
>>83525645
Would you a Stebonie?
>>83525671
Found the same post in /sveg/
Probably the same dude or some anon who wants some cheap (you)s
>>83525708
So you're saying Yellow Diamond is the Japanese boss of diamonds
>>83525582
The next wrestling episode is going to be fantastical.
>>83525704
Oops unjust glanced up at the post they were talking about. The last time that image was posted it was a gif and I thought it was that post
>>83525478
The point isn't that everyone is a good person, it's that everyone has the potential to be a good person, because even bad guys have a reason to act the way they do. They're not inherently bad.
Presumably, anyway. The only person Steven ever actually "redeemed" was Peridot, and she was a sheltered techie who didn't know any better. Lapis was more neutral than evil, and the Cluster was made of Crystal Gems, who never actually wanted to destroy the Earth in the first place. And that thing about Sugar saying there won't be any villains is widely misinterpreted. It had nothing to do with morality. The show PROBABLY won't end with violence saving the day, but I don't think it will be just everyone holding hands either.
>>83525463
ARE YOU OK!?
>>83525741
Steboner
>>83525747
Awwwwwwwwww
>>83525747
Thanks, anon. I deleted my post cause they don't deserve my you.
>>83525630
Probably this.
>>83525741
No, fucking a futa is still gay.
>>83525763
ANNIE ARE YOU OK?
>>83523511
She should have just put of the "DON'T FORGET YOU'RE HERE FOREVER" and physically taped the lapis pictures over it
>>83525747
>browsing /sveg/
Leave
>>83525531
Holy shit
Dreamanon here
Thank you
>>83525778
But Peridot, you're my waifu!
>>83525796
*up
>>83524051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiTKrDvtfI8
theres like a million of these things man
>>83525782
>futa
It's Steven and Connie's fictional daughter.
>>83525782
Steboni isn't futa retard
>>83525531
Incredible.
>>83525747
>>83525771
>>83525766
Wait, it wasn't /sveg/
It was in the /ss/ thread
>>83452271
>>83525753
>Steven and Amethyst bring Tiger Millionarie and Purple Puma back
>Jasper finds her way to the Underground Wrestling League
>She crashes it mid-fight
>They fight Jasper in the ring as the audience goes wild
imagine
>>83525832
Some brave anon watch this and tell what happens
>>83525832
>>83525782
You're thinking of Stevonnie
Stebonie is female, she's Steven and Connie's fanon offspring
>>83525800
What's a /sveg/
Share the best rule 63 you can imagine
>femGreg falls for a big chubby dude
>Garnet's made of two gay midgets
>Amethyst...uh...is exactly the same
>>83525835
>>83525834
Holy. Fuck
Hive mind on point
>>83525834
Ah, misinterpreted it as the name of their fusion. Don't actually remember the exact name of it right now.
That's a pretty stupid name for a OC daughter.
>>83525867
They looking like they didn't even fucking change gender
>>83525832
I hate furfags so fucking much.
>>83525771
I just went and checked, there was no post consisting of "Wow! What is the was of that now we can all hear for the thread please."
>>83525867
>>83525867
So Garnet is the same?
>>83525867
Stacy reminds me of Stefon Galaxy from this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NrAYjAXedA
Jerks belong together.
>>83525867
Stacy wouldn't have been fat though, she and Conrad would have swapped body types.
>>83525663
thanks fampai
>>83525864
Star Vs Evil General
Its cancer. Imagine /sug/ with community accepted autism and critical levels of name fags and tripfags talking about their days. Its basically a chat room where people talk about how they want to nut in Star's ass sometimes and the show literally never
>>83525867
>FemGreg: Check this out!
>capable of eating out her own vagina
>>83525999
So exactly like /sug/
>>83524125
It's because the animation community that spawned this was, for a long period of time, focused on a children's books series called warrior cats. It's a gigantic community of preteen girls looking to suck the tit of any cat animations they can get their soft little hands on.
>>83525999
Let's be fair, sometimes they talk about Princess Marco and characters with less than 30 lines in the entire show thus far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4znGUn85y0&t=1m20s
>>83525999
Upsidedown Satan know's what's going on...
>>83525463
>what is the was of that now
The past of the past
Long ago
>we can all hear for the thread please
So I'm going to guess
"The words we heard long ago echo in this thread as they always have."
Or in other words
"The shitposting continues"
>>83522713
>You will never see Gems wage war against other worlds.
>You will never see the clashes between the Gem empire and Galactic Federation.
>You will never witness Quartz soldiers easily gutting apart Gromflomites creating a splattered black ooze all over the warrior.
>You will never see Rubies charging a Federation base, getting cut down by mass laser fire. With their limbs getting slowly disintegrating as they move closer with some getting their gems shattered.
>You will never see the horrified faces of Quartz soldiers faces filled with dread as they must fight Male Gazorpian infantry. Soldiers infamous for "degrading" defeated Quartz troopers.
>You will never bear witness to entire orbital battles between Gem Empire ships and Galactic Federation battleships.
>You will never see the punishment done to Gems for failing to take a planet from Organics. From the leaders of the operation to the rank and file troops.
>>83524277
Toby Fox keeps hinting at a sequel. This fuels the cancer.
>>83525999
Yeah, hopefully that shit stops once the show comes back.
I'd rather a separate thread be created for live talkback. Just one new thread whenever it airs.
>>83525867
Fat girls are not cute.
Fat boys are cute.
This is fact
>>83525857
It's just all of the gems drawn poorly as cats with bad music of a poor audio quality.
>>83525999
DEM TRIPS
Think Greg got the Stone Roses to sing at his and Rose's wedding?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70AUM5GL3Do
>>83526026
Some of those characters have only been seen once. The entire general is writing fan-fiction for background characters with no personality whatsoever, and it's all focused on one guy. They're practically all OCs.
>>83525832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ-Lbmx__pk
theres something deeply wrong about gregcat
>>83526057
>you will never green text about a topic anyone gives a fuck about
Whose turn is it to clean up after the peripet?
>>83525999
I wondered what Star vs Evil is.
Watched it.
They have star eyes just like Steven gets when he's excited.
They're your lost family, /sug/.
>>83525999
wow it really is like that, i thought /sug/ was shit but
>you will never eat cheetos with a qt lapis cosplayer
It's the
It's the
It's the Pearl Dance
>>83526057
>Rubies getting cut down by Invader foot soldiers!
>>83525999
GOOD MORNING SUG ANON. HAVE YOU PRAISED STARCO TODAY?!
>>83526119
Oh god I'm not picking that up
>>83524090
>jade is lapidot
>emerald is amedot
>moonstone is lapearl
>tiger's eye and citrine are jasper fusions
>>83526014
As shit as /sug/ can be sometimes it doesn't hold a candle to /sveg/
I blame the name fags that reply to literally every single post in the thread. We actually do discuss the show even on hiatus even if most people here are just shippers and waifufags.
Its a shame too since Star Vs. Is a pretty decent show and it would be nice to discuss it without namefags interfering.
Who wants to have a conversation about whether the magic in the show is magic or actually science?
>>83526057
>Yautja capture gems
>revert them to gem form and scatter them on jungle planets
>rubies, pearls and lesser gems are forced to survive against Yautja hunting parties
>when their physical body is destroyed they're scattered around and forced to do it again with a new batch of hunters
>>83526155
>nose ring
degenerate scum
>>83526091
Psh thats not even my first trips this thread. Nothing personell anon.
>>83526189
then what is Lapithyst?
>>83526098
Sure, why not? They seem like a period-band that Greg would have liked.
Speaking of songs about Rose, I could swear that this song at least partly inspired her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_emq_NzO7H8
>>83526155
See no one will actually hold Pearl while she cries, or work out with Jasper, or show Peri how to play video games
But this? The only reason this "won't" happen (because it fucking could) is because you're a lazy fucktard
>>83526119
Steven left Lapis with he for a reason, it's her responsibility now
>>83526223good
>>83526065
>tfw hussie was just holding him back
>>83526198
Oooh I like this!
>>83526155
Jokes on you. >=3 I am a qt Lapis and I only eat chips with Stevens. This is actually quite fun. Last this Fanime I sported a fuck-off attitude toward everyone, unless they were dressed like Steven... I think I have become jaded with cosplay, now that I have to make up games just for it to be interesting.
>>83526190
you... you have a point anon
>>83525832
NEXT MLP! NEXT MLP!
>>83526195
Its both. They clearly break laws of physics and thermodynamics but its still supposed to be science. Also gems are basically magic I mean garnet talks about harnessing the power of the universe through your gem the fuck
>>83526189
how can one man have so many shit headcanons?
>>83526288
It sounds good faggot, you pick better stones then
>>83526057
>You will never see the horrified faces of Quartz soldiers faces filled with dread as they must fight Male Gazorpian infantry. Soldiers infamous for "degrading" defeated Quartz troopers.
That's just not fair. Gazorpian males are fucking war monsters.
>>83526255
Pics or your a fat dude
>>83526265
>Enough concentrated cancer to get our own containment board
I literally see no downside besides the cancer.
>>83526198
You know that would make a good episode, Predator knockoffs and whatnot.
>>83526220
>>83526223
Tanzanite probably
>>83526304
Hot steamy gem rape
>>83525999
well it can't be that ba-
>"People won't stop calling this general a "hugbox" — and we're pretty much proud of it!"
>>83526206
there's something about nose rings and black women on social media
they all have one
every last one of them
why?
>>83525886
It's apparently a nickname amethyst gave her. She doesn't have an official name. She's pretty cute either way.
>>83526328
It would be slower than some of the official dead boards like /t/
We barely need two threads one here and one in /trash/ for containment
>>83526098
I don't think they were ever married
This seems like a good setup for awhodonut
Whatever happened toPara?
>>83526403
Probably.
>>83526437
ded i hope
>>83526404
Steven was born out of wedlockrock?
Question for /sug/:
You think there will ever be "male" gems? excluding Steven of course
The amount of Tumblr idiots just figuring out why Lapis used the name "Bob" and thinking they're geniuses for it is astounding
>>83526415
you. you I like.
>>83526437
Trading art with his korean girlfriend
>>83526404
Just had a thought.
If Greg did propose to Rose, do you think he'd just use a plain ring? It'd be kind of weird to propose with a ring with a gemstone in it. Maybe something else entirely?
>>83526462
I think the best we will get is a gem that you cant tell.
>>83526462
It was confirmed by crew that all gems are made female but they can gain a male form after poofing.
>>83526466
>Tumblr only jumped on the show only after Jailbreak
Wow i'm not surprised otherwise they would have remembered where that was from in a nanosecond.
>>83526301
for starters Moonstone has to include sapphire or amethyst. We've seen moonstone and she needs lips and long hair
Jade would be Pearlidot, since fusion colors are usally between the colors of their components and pearl's fusions are multicolored
Emerald is centipeetle
tigers eye is Steven and Lion
>>83526458
wait a sec, isn't there supposed to be a pearl there squawking about chemical burns on that pic
Zuke wants you to buy her a PC
>>83526462
Yes, and the idea that they were hunted down to extinction by the radical feminist matriarchy and now they need to rape planets to make more female gems.
>>83526326
>/sveg/ actually thinks they are better and above everything despite being the epitome of a cancerous namefag general
Truly their autism and denial is limitless
>>83526490
---> >>83526465
>>83526499
where do i mail my money?
>>83526465
I don't get it possible help
>>83526485
It's been said that the gems are aware of the use of regular gemstones as jewelry but they don't really understand the point of it
>>83526518
Stop trying to cause cross-general shit you stupid faggot.
>>83526499
First she has to post tits
So what is going on with Okay K.O.? Was it just the shorts and is now officially over and never to be seen again or is an actual series upcoming?
lemonade is disgusting
>>83526499
I require her to exercise and cosplay for this to take place
>>83526539
Steven said "no prob, Bob" when he fixed her gem
>>83526465
No way anyone is stupid enough to be posting about that unironically
>>83526495
>the fucking striped huge beast gem with yellow tiger eyes and stripes
>NOT having tiger eye as a fusion
>Steven fusing with Lion
>NOT a gag
>thinking moonstone or Emerald was ever confirmed
Shit head canons
>>83526485
>Greg plans to propose to Rose
>Has no funds
>Pearl offers to help him with the ring
>Ring comes in mail
>Greg proposes to Roses>Pearl is the ring
>"I appreciate the effort Greg, but a threesome on our wedding night is most unusual."
>>83526499
and i want zuke to buy me a new HDD
>>83526499
I want Zuke to set up a patreon so I can donate a bunch of money and then refund it immediately.
What's the sauce on the bottom picture?
>>83526579
Never underestimate the stupidity of tumblrites, bandwagoners, and fans of the fandom.
>>83526569
>>83526623
Looks like porn
>>83526490
>tfw you recommended this show to your friend but they only got into it because they heard there was lesbians later on
>connie will never pee herself in front of you because she knows you like it
>>83526610
Maybe one day, only Amber has one right now
>>83526623
drock-xxx I think. Pixiv/Tumblr. ConniexPearl is probably their favorite pairing.
>>83526198
>rubies, pearls and lesser gems
>implying the Yautja wouldn't try their luck against elite Quartz soldiers
>>83526499
Tell her I'll consider it if she draws Rose for once or ever seriously Zuke where's the Rose.
>>83526697
>thinking she'll ever draw anything but Lapidot ever again
M8
>>83526697
She probably can draw her well
What do you think garnet's biceps feel like?
>>83526653
>tfw your ex recommended this show before you broke up and your heart hurts watching it but you love it too much to stop
Haha epic man.
>>83526623
ah that guy
seems to love the whole Pearl training Connie to be a little slut thing
can't say I blame him though
>>83526726
*cant
>>83526737
Neat
>>83526734
Comfy
>>83526685
wew
>>83526737
She probably did it on purpose.
>>83526499
Tell her to make Lapidot the official confirmed godship and I'll consider it.
>>83526495
Tiger's Eye is gonna be a fusion between Jasper and Punished aka Eyeball Ruby
What kinda idiot would design Tiger's Eye and not have her have a gem for a freaking eye, she is literally called Tiger's Eye
>>83526726
I can sort of believe it but I don't want to believe. I love Zuke's more serious style and would totally dig Rose in it. She even has big hair!
>>83526773
Wea indeed
Hey /sug/, a /sveg/ anon here. Hope you all can stick it out through the hiatus! Hang in there!
>>83526813
That's... actually reasonable. It sounds very logical if you think about it
>>83526807
She's fucking trying
Thank god it's Sugar's NOTP and she gets the final say
>>83526828
go back to your hole
>>83522707
I think Greg learned his lesson after killing one gem
>>83526828
<3 thank you hiatus brother.
Been very disconected to everything SVE related, is the second season out already?
Holy Fuck I'm laffin
a must see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbWUaBvbfy8
"They're definitely going to bang"
>>83526828
shh don't let the mods find out we're on hiatusbut thanks
>>83526813
She could just have slitted pupils anon.
Anyway, considering Steven is Tiger Millionaire it sounds weird to me that he wouldn't be a part of Tigerseye. It's foreshadowing, you know?
>>83526869
July 11th!
>>83526495
>We've seen moonstone
When the fuck?
>>83526853
PETAH
>>83526828
Hey /sveg/ anon
Your namefags are cancer and your general has never discussed the show a single time while I have browsed it, only ships. I will give you another chance after new episodes air but if the namefags and lack of discussion continue you can fuck off.
>>83526828
its fine, never had one as bad as you did
At least they finally told you when you show is coming back though, CN never tells us anything, certainly wouldn't give us a heads up more than a month out
Lady of the nose
I oft wonder could I make you as happy as Rose?
>>83523587
What's wrong, anon
>>83526875
we're not though. the next new ep is out on june 16, right when it's supposed to be. the only reason it's that long is that the episodes leaked in france before they aired in the US
>>83526879
farfetched but still possible. I would say >>83526813 is more likely though
>>83526904
They discuss the show as much as you turkeys do during your hiatuses. Love, GravityFallsAnon.
Post Pearls
>>83526774
Haha thanks man epic
>>83523725
This is a shitty pun telling poil
>>83526905
>its fine, never had one as bad as you did
SU's hiatuses are actually hiatuses, Star's current "hiatus" is just a between-season break, which is standard for most TV shows.
>>83526912
Nothing, I'm just a Polydrug addict
>>83526879
>Tiger Philanthropist
Tiger's Eye is Amethyst and Steven's fusion, they end up going wrestling again but as a single person, Tiger's Eye alter ego, Tiger Philanthropist
I just sat on my balls.
>>83526881
She's a recurring background gem whose visage is seen in multiple statues.
>>83526939
to be honest, I can actually see that happening. The rubies hunt down Jasper and try to bring her in, but Jasper crushes four of them and makes rubeye her bitch
Post dangerous renegades
>>83526941
k
>>83526989
>>83525867
Garnet looking like she's trying to summon her Stand.
>>83526989
>>83524875
>>83524895
Seriously?
>>83526959
standard in live action dramas, not really standard in cartoons, especially not anymore
>>83526989
>>83527007
I wonder if Pearls will really be made like this in the show.
>>83526870
>>83526989
>>83526989
just could stop yourself could you Connie?
>>83526940
Come on anon be serious. Feel free to find a single post about the show that doesnt involve shipping in their thread.
Even gravity falls actually discussed insane fan theories during the year long hiatuses.
I mean I get it they don't have anything to discuss since they only have 12 episodes and like 3 of them have any overarching plot involved but jesus they post the same cute and perfect nut in stars ass fan art spam every thread.
>>83522587
Hitler used the Spear of Longinus to keep the gems out of Europe
the duke is shitposting about game of thrones now
>>83526988
What's that like?
>>83527044
Dude, all Pearls are massive lesbians, cause clams are slang for vagina.
>>83526989
DELE THISS
>>83525832
>Some autistic little shit took the time and effort to create this
>>83527081
Fucking hurts. It feels like I sat on my balls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGvVer6IsF8
>>83526959
They have been off the air for about 7-8 months now. Thats a hiatus not a break.
Sorry for putting on my name and trip, I'll be taking it off in a bit
>>83526813
Anon, do you have a tumblr by any chance. I find this idea interesting enough to post a theory about it but I'm not going to take credit for someone else's work
>>83526989
They could just form stevonnie.
Stevonnie has gem clothes
>>83526989
source required for research reasons
>>83527080
thought?
>>83527074
>spear of Longinus
>lance
>LANCE
...oh anon
>>83522662
Both Kim's are responsible for horrific torture on a scale that would make Steven commit suicide if he knew.
All communists have been.
>>83526988
Oh fuck
>>83527118
mmmmm pretty good except Connie being almost everywhere.
>>83527123
nah, feel free to post it where ever, I will take silent join in knowing it was my idea
>>83527123
Radioactivesupersonic
>>83525576
Great, now I want Amedot fusion to be an edgelord, but I know I'll be disappointed.
>>83527150
welcome 2 lemon hell loser
>>83527135
I think Zuke Nukem must be hilarious when drunk/high
>>83527135
Holy
Fuck
When's the crew going to tone get she needs to tone things way the fuck
>>83522749
>no jews
>no muslims
Sounds like fucking Heaven
To whoever posted that pic of steven and connie fucking, may I have the artist's name? research time!
>>83527073
You have good taste anon, enjoymybest gem
>>83527185
>you will never be besties with the zuke
She seems like a total bro tier amigo.
>>83527135
Has Zuke finally lost it?
>>83522749
Fucking tight
>>83527203
one of the most recent on paheal m8
>>83527200
Except the concept of Heaven wouldn't exist.
>>83527185
Just she actually drink smoke?
For some reason I feel like a lot if the crew are sober fags (nit that I have actual proof)
>>83527083
legit kek'd
>>83527044
>>83527007
That could actually be a cool concept.
>Pearl kindergardens are half-organic so as to reserve prime minerals for quartzes
>Pearls born out of oyster-shaped cocoons
>Grown Pearls regularly placed back in the cocoons as aid for maintenance/updates/reformattingAnd of course, a lewder concept>Yellow Pearl placed in cocoon for Gem equivalent of physical
>Effectively molested by slimy tentacles as they check her every orifice
>Taboo gem erotica is to have two Pearls make out while getting tentacle'd in the oyster-shaped cocoon
Lawdy.
>>83527243
>Finally.
>>83526496
cropped out for shipping reasons
>>83527135
this is unfortunate though =(
>>83527226
Yeah she actually seems dope af
>>83526920
>June 16
Nigga read the OP
YOOOOO
LOOK AT ZUKE's PHONE CASE
>>83526989
9/10 would molest. Why does the artist draw their eyes red though? Is that a kink of theirs?
>>83527181
If peridot became bloodsone she would literally be karkat
>>83527130
D-Rock at rule34.paheal.net
>>83527226
She seems like she'd be fairly obnoxious without the filter the Internet provides tbhfam
>>83527301
Why is Zuke so based
>>83527225Lapidotconfirmed for QT.
Stay glad, lad.
>>83527254
I'm pretty sure it would anyway. Ancient, non-Abrahamic religions had afterlives and anyway an ideal to reach for will always exist in the human mind. They probably just have a different word for it.
>>83526941
>>83527301
people who think zuke shipping them means it's guaranteed to happen in-show lack basic pattern recognition skills
namely the pattern of people like this shipping any ridiculous lesbian thing even if they know ahead of time it's not canon
>>83527301
Old news
>nb4 people think this means anything
>>83527301
Please god no
>>83527323
Aren't we all though?
>>83527346
she shipped bubbline, and looked what happened ;^)
>>83527323
just catch any of her WoW streams and you can get a basic idea
she says dumb stuff sometimes but it's not that bad
We've seen what happens when three (I guess technically four?) gems fuse. This baseball episode showed us five-way fusion.
Excluding the cluster, because it's a clusterfuck (heh), how many different gems can fuse at once? Like, what's stopping Homeworld from just commanding all gems to fuse together and become this planet-sized monster fusion and obliterate planets that way?
reeeeeeee
>>83527376
Yeah, she's not annoying, just a bit autistic.
>>83526989
I mean, that's what it's going to look like when they do it. Good art is good
Why you people don't like Connie?
>smart
>comfy
>can hold her own in a fight
at least above average tier waifu
>>83527382
Probably the Homeworld bias against gems of different types fusing. The five-way fusion is just Rubies combining to make a bigger Ruby, it's way less complex than something like Alexandrite (is that counted as three gems or four?)
Who will Steven fail to save?
>>83527426
Yellow diamond
Are you the Seme or the Zuke?
>>83527426
Himself
>>83527126
I'm pretty sure if two naked entities fuse they will end up naked. This is an important question though let's send it to sugar
>>83527426
himself, cause hes too busy trying to save everyone else
>>83527382
>This baseball episode showed us five-way fusion
No we didn't
Same gem fusion is completely different from different gem fusion
>>83527426
himself
>>83527346
I think it at least means Amedot/Lapthyst etc won't happen
I mean can you imagine crew shipping sapphire with someone besides Ruby?
>>83527376
she streams?, really
got a link?
>>83527422
She's a liar
>>83527301
Good taste
Post Vampires
>>83527474
I ship Lapphire and I'm tangentially on the crew.
>>83527422
>not an alien
Good character. Shit waifu.
>>83527181
>Amedot fusion an edgelord
That was never gonna happen
What are some thoughts on what the new fusion personalities would be?
Amedot - Lazy, calm and chill, would probably just end up sitting around for weeks doing nothing but watching tv if left alone, quick to react in danger but not really the kind of gem to go out and do a mission, Probably would have some freaky Jake the Dog style use of the shapeshifting though.
Lapidot - I honestly feel like this fusion would be very depressed, like it would just brood all the time
Lapearl - Probably would be obsessively protective of Steven, would just wanna spend all her time with him and not let anyone else.
Lapithyst - Probably a terrible trickster, like kinda funny sometimes but also someone who would take a joke way too far sometimes
>>83527382
Coordination. It works with the Rubies because they're all Rubies, but Alexandrite was explicitly shown to be highly unstable. Things get better the better the gems in question get along, but I have a hard time believing that millions of gems could properly coordinate on the fly.
>>83526989
Those red eyes are kind of weird.
>>83527200
The ethnicities are still there just without the religion.
>>83527301
Y'know, I was looking forward to Barn Mates because I figured if Zuke ships Lapidot actually knowing what the characters are like instead of just thinking they're cute like most of the fandom, maybe they have an interesting dynamic
Come the episode and it's fucking nothing
>>83527521
>Lapithyst is the ultimate ruseman.
>>83527426
With any luck,Lapis.
>>83524994
Yeah, I was hoping for more leaks...
>>83524971
Hello.
>>83527548
The religions are what poison people.
>>83527507
How so
And proof
>>83527474
I mean there is a difference between being end game and basically being a married couple currently on the show
>>83527548
>Judism and Islam are ethnicities
Get off tumblr boy
>>83527548
That's fine, islam is literally what turned the middle east insane, it used to be christian and zoroastrian
>>83527581
Nothing worth talking about, I'm on the bottom of the pyramid. I don't know anything I could even tell you. I'm basically an errand runner.
>>83527591
She and the crew are well into writing and boarding the next and potentially final season now
And she still ships lapidot
>>83527579
Nice try Ronaldo
>>83527426
>>83527262
>that spoiler
Anon, please
I just fapped
>>83527597
There is an actual Jewish ethnicity though.
>>83527611
List of good religions
>atheism
>agonisticism (sp?)
>Zoroastrianism
>>83527657
>>83527611
>Zoroastrianism
Get out of here, /his/.
>>83527500
Would you a jasper and rose?
>>83527555
It was their first meeting outside of a war prisoner/interrogator scenario. Were you expecting another Ruby/Sapphire love at first sight deal?
>>83527657
>>83527301
>>83527346
>>83527474
>>83527633
I find it funny
The only reason people think it could be canon is because of The Duke (who could not be more blatant about it)
Is she setting up people for false hope? Only time will tell
>>83527633
And other Crew members ship other things
It's not going to happen, get over it
>>83526343
Outcast alien gem hybrids
>>83527648
Right? I just fapped but now a need a whole fucking fanfic about this
>>83527695
No, I was expecting interesting interactions that would justify WANTING them to become an item, which is not at all far-fetched
>>83527708
>Zuke is actually a level 11 bantzmaster, and Lapis and Peridot end up with other gems or even end up with one of them killing the other.
>>83527633
I agree that it seems to hurt the chances of Amedot, but hell, they could still pull the old 'lots of teasing on a bunch of ships but none of them really go anywhere' bullshit. It wouldn't seem too out of place as long as it wasn't written like a bad anime
>>83527708
I feel like if it was going to happen all the shit she's saying would breach her NDA
>>83527771
Oh shit good point
>>83527745
it's hard for me to ship Peridot with anyone, with how childish she acts, regardless of how Lapis responds to her
>>83527730
Nice
>>83527745
She is literally seasons ahead and we've only had one episode of their interaction, they won't dump an entire relationship and all it's dynamics in one fucking episode
>>83527657
You're missing buddhism and non-literal christianity
atheism is not a religion
pearl_explains.jpg
>storyboarders, who know where the show's plot is going to go, have conflicting ships
>members of the crew have drawn art of conflicting ships
>show itself has teased conflicting ships
>zuke was the one who pitched the plot of the inherently shippy "barn mates", meaning it's not important in the long run, but it was still made despite not building up to anything (which is basically proof that the showrunners give no shits)
>sugar is just the kind of person who would encourage the fandom to ship anything and everything, no matter how crack-y
>even larsadie isn't canon
>show already has a dangerous amount of lesbians in it as it is
>steven/connie, ruby/sapphire and greg/rose already provide romance for when the show requires it
>still thinking any ships beside those three are going to be canon
>engaging in pointless shipping wars when you could be engaging in other kinds of pointless shitposting instead
>>83527786
Of course it might be seen as more telling if they made her hush up about it so who knows
Actually yeah my originally idea seems likely, after all they made all the crew stop posting about Jasper
>>83527828
Again if she knows something we don't get posts would be breaching her NDA
and she's said not to look for spikes in her personal art
Honestly we need to stop trying to glean future info from snippets of the crews actions, it's such autismo bullshit
>>83527846
Have have a straight kid couple, a straight man and rose couple (GONE), Pearl rose (GONE), and two gems who are hidden 95% of them time and go obnoxiously overboard when they are on screen with gay
Not enough, I want another ship
>>83527830
There are atheist church's and communities
Non-literal Christianity might as well be called "no being a bag of dicks"
>>83527382
Not enough love. At some point even pure Ruby fusions become unstable.
Steven was designed to produce unlimited love and will be able to fuse with a whole army when he's more mature.
The etymology of the word "universe" means "all things turned into one".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuBLjic9uZQ
>The New Lars
Its been so long since we had a Lars episode, I was so happy that they had stopped, why, why must we have another one?
>>83526854
Nah, he'll do it again. And again.Would Steven's baby brother be light blue?
>>83527894
Sure thing, Matt
>>83527521
The Amedot is gonna be Jello with a brain.
>>83527948
Don't forget episodes for Ronaldo, Sadie, Onion, and all of your other favorite characters.
>>83527967
I'll take that as a compliment
>>83527921
those are called Humanists and Existentialists
it might as well be called adulthood, something islam will never reach without reform.
>>83527687
hey now
who is this lovely pearl
>>83527948
>It's a totally unrelated, far superior character coincidentally named Lars
>Old Lars simply vanishes and is never heard from or spoken of again
>>83527828
But the entire episode was dedicated to their interaction. I don't need the details to understand what the basic idea behind their relationship is, and the basic idea behind their relationship is uninteresting
Contrast with Giant Woman, I don't ship Pearl and Amethyst but with only that episode I have a good feel of their dynamic and by extension can understand what makes it appealing. Peridot and Lapis had the same level of interaction and I have no reason to believe their relationship will change significantly (yes, Lapis will probably open up to Peridot and be slightly less of a bitch, but she won't do a complete 360, just like Amethyst and Pearl bicker less and are more comfortable with each other but still have the same dynamic, with Amethyst's carefree and mischievous attitude playing off Pearl's orderliness and fastidiousness)
>>83527921
>atheist church
heh
>>83525926
>listening to dubstep and screamo together
>discussing plans for shitty looking tattoos/piercings
>combined angst so powerful it could instantly slash the wrists of the unsuspecting passerby
>>83528011
It's like a Vegan Steakhouse
>>83525553
I know where that's from, but why is it a thing?
>>83527693
100% I wouldnt come out of this alive, but yes, million times yes
>>83527993
I mean the only other townie that is 100% confirmed an episode in the townie bomb is Kiki and I don't hate her, at least not yet
Hell I don't even mind Sadie or the Cool Kids
>>83527960
If another war starts, will Greg become a weapon in it, creating new soldiers for the rebellion by seducing the POW's of the other side?
I'm already convinced he's decended from a long line of cavemen that gems have a weird attraction to.
>>83527921
>atheist church
What the fuck do they even do
>>83528039
The artist was doing a bunch of over draws
>>83527905
The show being from Steven's perspective, other GemxGem ships won't provide much more than what Ruby and Sapphire do
>>83528006
Pearl and Amethyst had a lot of fucking interaction before Giant Woman, and also had much more established characters than Peridot or Lapis, I don't see how they're relationship can't evolve in the same way as we learn more about them and see how they feel about each other when they actually become friends, which they barely even are at this point.
>>83526870
What a brilliant piece of shitpost.
>>83527846
Screencapped for future use. Fuck shipping wars.
Unfortunately waifu wars are an immortal cancer.
>>83527693
Do I have access to blood doping, easy rehydration and an oxygen tank? If so yes
>>83528002
http://ooo11.tumblr.com/post/126629355854/i-really-like-pearl
>>83527993
I WANT A JAMIE EPISODE WHY HAS THE CREWNIVERSE FORSAKEN HIM
>>83528084
They are a pretty shitty representation of gay love
>>83527968
>>83527905
>>83527846
>>83527807
>>83527695
>>83527565
>>83527521
>>83527492
>>83527474
>>83526807
>>83526458
You know I used to think it was unfair that we get sent to trash on hiatus but all you fucking faggots do is talk about fucking ships
TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING SHOW YOU IDIOTS FUCKING SHIT I USED TO LIKE SUG BUT YOURE MSKINGR ME WISH WE WERE IN TRASH
Christ I wish I wasn't banned from the su subreddit, at least those pedantic fucks have real content
>>83528142
HE'S GOTTEN TWO EPISODES THIS SEASON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Though I would prefer another for him over most of the other humans
>>83528099
>Pearl and Amethyst had a lot of fucking interaction before Giant Woman
I'm speaking from my own perspective, Giant Woman was the first episode I watched. I definitely understood what their relationship was like from that single episode
>I don't see how they're relationship can't evolve in the same way
Again, while Pearl and Amethyst's relationship has evolved, the basic dynamic remains the same as it was in that episode, which is the point. Their interactions are rooted in the same ideas
The basic dynamic between two characters reflects the most essential parts of their personalities, and that pretty much never changes
>>83528167
Hey man two of those posts were about fusions.
>>83527995
Fair enough
>>83528167
That they steal from tumblr and here. Now let's talk about how Lapis and Peridot will pound each other in the barn.
>>83528167
Jesus Christ, now we apparently can't talk about fusion. I guess Garnet's banned from entering sug now. Thank you, anon.
>>83528167
Shut up, we talk about theories and themes and shit all the fucking time, and how is shipping not a part of the show?
>>83528167
This place will never spend it's time wisely.
A purge must happen one day
I am the Crewniverses' COLLECTIVE GENITALIA. See me WRITHE. See me THROB. See me OOZE! Become my SERVANT, and you shall know of ALL CRYSTAL GEMS.
>>83527648
>>83527731
Goddamn it.Pearl and enemy Blue Pearl both get forced into oyster-shaped cocoons and molested for Blue Diamond's enjoyment, because of course Pearls are for sexual.
GODDAMN IT, I CAN'T STOP.
>>83528167
Kys
>>83524187
I want this to happen.
>>83528167
One of the posts you quoted is literally talking about how stupid shipping wars are.
>>83528142
Fuck Jamie. No seriously, he's Jar Jar at this point, if Cheeto Biceps violently disembowels him I will jump up and cheer
>>83528244
Haha, yes!
YES!
>>83528208
Oh yeah it's not like an average theory Tuesday sticky gets over 200 posts easy
>>83528167
Nice contribution, jackass.
>>83528262
>hates jamie
>jasperfag
Your mouth reeks of shit
>>83528244Yellow Pearl arranged it and taped the whole thing
>>83528130
>His take on Jasper
Boy howdy im in love
>>83528262
Are you fucking kidding? Ronaldo is literally the Jar Jar of the show.
>>83528244
I need this
>>83528285
One third is joke theories, one third is unoriginal stuff, the other third is bogus.
OCCASIONALLY you get decent and original theories, which are usually ignored and never discussed in-depth.
shut the fuck up you whining whores and start thinking what you gonna put on the new tread OP cause we're about to hit page 10
>>83528301Yes, Jasper's
>>83528167
Aren't you that guy who had the same exact freakout weeks ago? The one who posted pictures that weren't even SU related?
>>83528285
then go make another account and cry about it there
>>83528261
Oh wow ONE of the posts also doesn't like your inane bullshit
>>83528317
Ronaldo was slightly interesting in the haunted house episode. Jamie is just annoying. Always. Without fail.
>>83528354
Is your vagina currently bleeding? Be honest.
>>83528309
I know, right? I can't wait until next thread to post that skyscraper kick
>>83528363
yes, now do it you cocksucker
>>83528362
Yeah it was interesting how he almost got away with fucking murder in a kids show.
>>83528362
nah, Jamie has had two episodes, the first one was stupid, I don't even remember its name
but Historical Friction was pretty good
>>83528323
Better than this place which is 48% shipping wars 48% waifufaggotry and 4% discussion
>>83528398
I assure you no one will care if you leave
>>83528332
No
>>83528335
I have. Twice.
>>83528389
It was an episode about a play. A fucking play.
>>83528388
That's exactly what made it interesting. So did Lapis
And Pearl
And Jasper
NEW THREAD WHEN I NEED TI POST MY SHIP
>>83528398
Go somewhere else then. Nothing is forcing you to stay here.
>>83528398
there would be more discussion if there was anything to discuss, the show left off at point with pretty much nothing for us to discuss
also if you dislike waifus and shipping than leave
no reason you have to be here, no reason that the clear majority of us should conform to doing what you want to do instead of what we want to do
>>83528441
>gets banned from a hugbox 3 times
idiot
>redditors
some people just need to be put against the wall and shot, then the world will be a better place
>>83525531
Do you have a name to go by, or do you wanna remain an anon?
>>83528441
Did you actually follow the "cry about it there" part? That might have been the problem
>>83528434
Well I can't go to reddit and tumblrs only worth using to look at art so I'm stuck here with you idiots
God damnit I used to be beloved in the SU community, there was a fan subreddit dedicated to me, now look at me, stuck here with you losers
>>83528497
>I don't know how to make another Reddit account cause the one my mommy made me got banned
>>83528450
what? are you one of those people who thinks every episode has to be hyper serious and filled with plot?
It was pretty funny
>>83528497
Sucks to be you
>>83528497
The fuck are you?
>>83528487
Of course not, I just acted to much like my old account
>>83528497
no mate, im sure everybody here wants you to leave
have you ever thought the reason nobody wants you is because you're an attention-whore?
>>83528497
>I used to be beloved in the SU community
Let me play you a song on my tiny violin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxauqa7rJgI
>>83528525
Well shit.
>>83528563
>>83528563
>>83528563
>>83528522
No but it should at least be entertaining. The Mike Tyson Mysteries play episode was hilarious. Jaimie's was just dull and painful to watch.