Cuddles Edition
Previous: >>83512151
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>83518154
We're back, baby!
Best Cartoons
Don't forget ta PLACE YA BETS! Your vote really does matter /sug/!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10405415Note: there's no musical option, because that's not really what the episode's about per se, so much as an overall theme.
>>83518154
>anons in this very thread are unironically from tumblr and reddit
Why is this allowed?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!
>>83518154
First for Steven giving Lapis Kool Aid wings
Okay guys, let's have some fun
You are now a gem
your birthstone is the kind you are
You get to pick the positionRose quartz
chest.
nth for OT3
>>83518186
Why is cricket dressed like a bunny?
>>83518154
i can get behind this edition
Momentai /Sug/
Whats cooking?Post suffering poils
Repostin'
>>83518208
I don't know, why are you allowed here?
>>83518208
Fuck off
>>83518210
Lady of the sea, can't help but wonder why the fuck anons keep pretending to be you
>>83518208
>>implying 4chan isn't the reason I go to tumblr, not the other way around
Have you ever noticed how Connie is never in the wrong ever and has all these amazing skills even though she's a 12-year-old weeb and how Steven seems to fall hopelessly in love with her for no reason and how she is always the one to get Steven out of trouble because he's incompetent?
Yeah.
We're gonna need a place!
If your suggestion's post ends in zero or dubs, it's the one I choose! First one to get either (as long as it's valid) gets added to the lib!
>>83518232
Opal, center of back
Would you give your life if it meant that Pearl would stop suffering?
>>83518240
cuddle master steven
>>83518237
Because girls in playboy bunny suits are sexy, anon.
>>83518248
Rose is an airhead, splendid memeing
>>83518275
BoJack Horseman's house!
>>83518275
Garnet's Room
>>83518256
But it really is me, the Lady of the Sea
>>83518275
>>83518295
Rerolling
>>83518275
[s4s]
>>83518275
Greg's Van
>>83518275
BoJack Horseman's room
>>83518232
>Sapphire
Knowing me, I'd be chest too.
>>83518275
my basement
>>83518247
Lady of the, I wonder if I could make you as happy as Rose
>>83518269
Connie was wrong in Future Cuisine.
>>83518275
The Internet
>>83518275
Harry Plinkett's basement
>>83518269
No, I haven't noticed that at all. It's it possible that you're thinking of some other ancillary character from a different show whose name you've substituted with Connie's in order to reuse those stale pasta?
>>83518208
It's ok as long as you go there for art, but nothing else.
Porn counts as art.
>>83518275
The Mystery Shack
>>83518275
[r9k]
>>83518275
BoJack Horseman's living room
>>83518210
Love you with all my heart. You make me feel so much more complete.
>>83518275
Mount Rainier
>>83518275
The Florida Everglades!
>>83518275
my dick
>>83518232
aquamarine
uh
shoulder
What we have:
>Greg "Every Jewel is a sex tool" Universe
>Greg "I'll stick my penis in a woman from Venus" Universe
>Greg "Get the girl cuck the Pearl" Universe
>Greg "get in the trunk and see my junk" Universe
>Greg "my wife is dead, Amethyst come give me head" Universe
>Greg "give the cock to the rock" Universe
>Greg "hard and wooden inside a giant woman" Universe
>Greg "if she's from earth, I won't plow her turf" Universe
>Greg "stick my cock in a sentient rock" Universe
>Greg "I'd rather an alien than an Australian" Universe
>Greg "I'd do a stalagmite as long as it's tight" Universe
>Greg "If you're from space i'll cum on your face" Universe
>Greg "stuck his dick in an alien chick" Universe
>Greg "giant women got me wooden" universe
>Greg "If your name is Pearl, i'm stealing your girl" Universe
>Greg "If your name is Rose Quartz, get in my shorts" Universe
>Greg "if her hairs pink my cock she will drink" universe
>Greg "gets an erection at a geology collection" Universe
>Greg "I want my parts inside that quartz" Universe
>Greg "I killed your mom with my dong" Universe
>Greg "If you've seen Neptune come into my room" Universe.
>Greg "I love to ram the huge pink Gem" Universe
>Greg "if you've been to the moon then shapeshifter a womb" universe
>Greg "All rocks want my murdercock" Universe
>Greg "If she is from Venus she will get my penis" Universe
>Greg "Gaze into my eyes and prepare to die" Universe
>Greg "Get to third base with a Girl from space" Universe
>Greg "I like to rock now ride my cock" universe
>Greg "The man with the master plan to fuck aliens in his van" Universe
>Greg "My dick goes through rock like a pick" Universe
>Greg "pound her pussy tell her gem gets mushy" universe
>Greg "Skipping a stone with my pelvis bone" Universe
>Greg "Trade the world for a cosmic girl" Universe
>Greg "Drop out of college for geologist knowledge" Universe
>Greg "Girls from the stars like guitars" Universe
>Greg "Sexually disposed of the Rose" Universe
>>83518275
/mlp/
>>83518303
Yeah sure you just never post poetry any more, like the exact opposite if the real lady of the sea
>>83518335
*lady of the nose
>>83518275
Sadie's S&M dungeon
>>83518350
winner
>>83518275
You're going to shit up the thread too much asking for dubs. Go with first one to get one of two numbers
Garnet can see many possible futures, but can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
>>83518350
Wew lads
>>83518275
mozambique
>>83518350
Now we need an animal
>>83518386
I'm so proud of us
>>83518419
frogs
>>83518419
whale shark
>>83518419
a chicken
>>83518419
Sad Frog
>>83518419
Centipeetle.
>>83518419
Tyrannosaurus
>>83518419
Donald Duck
>>83518386
>Greg "Mine until she whines" Universe
>>83518419
Horse
>>83518419
LionAround
>>83518392
Well, when I left before I said that I did not wanted to derail and clog up the threads anymore, I am trying to avoid doing that nowplus, I only ever wrote poems in response to Lady of the Limbs, without her, I do not write any
>>83518450
winner
>>83518450
Winnar
>>83518450
Nice
>>83518419
Dog
Why is Lapis physically and verbally disciplining Malachite here?
Lapis is holding a bowl of fusionfood RIGHT in front of her face with Malachite's name on it, what does she expect? I think someone needs to call the ASPCF on her ass
>>83518419
rhinoceros
>>83518419
Cane Toad
>>83518303
going to the beach
chillin in some sand
lapis isn't real
post her and get banned
Friendly reminder to stay hydrated
>>83518488
Malachite has to beg for like the dog she is.
>>83518450
Type of Food, go!
>>83518524
popcorn
>>83518519
Thanks bud!
>>83518524
Donut
>>83518524
dick
>>83518511
I audibly awwd
>>83518524
Pizza
>>83518468
Not that guy but I'm not sure if I should trust you.
>>83518524
Tendies
So, do we have a return date for SU yet?Or an episode list?
>>83518524
Cake
>>83518519
Water gem for thirsty gems
>>83518524
Long Pork
>>83518524
Your wife's box
I Dunno Oral
>>83518524
chana masala
>>83518524
Pizza Steve
>>83518524
hotpockets
>>83518524
Greg's dick/the murdercock
>>83518524
>>83518560
Winner, move on
ROSE FUCKING QUARTZ
>>83518524
Together Breakfast
>>83518524
lion meat
>>83518549
nothing but the old season 3 list of episode names which is subject to change
>>83518544
that is fine, I am just going to post my little poem and you can ignore meI really am the original Lady of the Sea, if you need proof that badly I am on the discord
>>83518549
>Episode list.
Oh yeah, check the wiki. Don't know if the order's right though.
>Return date.
No news, no clue.
>>83518560
Part of body, go
>>83518154
Why can¡t DB Super be as awesome as this?
The Diamonds divide the ruling of Homeworld between them.
>Yellow Diamond has military supremacy
>White Diamond has control over internal affairs
>Blue is the head of the exploration team (she was already on Earth and Lapis, most likely a messanger/explorer, was under her service)
>Pink used to be either the goddess of war or the head of research, duty passed on Yellow on Pink's disappearance.
>>83518605
Penis
>>83518232
Emerald, back of left hand.
>>83518605
DICK
Anonymous 06/05/16(Sun)18:10:00 No.83518141▶
>>83518014
Pearl whoring herself out in NOT BEACH CITY
Pretty please op (
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http://pastebin.com/hYpWNwNe
>>83518605
clit
>>83518605
benis
>>83518605
earlobe
>>83518605
Little finger
>>83518605
Pearls breasts
>>83518605
Choroid
>>83518605
Hand
Also post Descartes
>>83518605
arm
>>83518605
Mouth
>>83518386
>Greg "gets an erection at a geology collection" Universe
10/10
Greg "goes down on all the rocks in town" Universe
>>83518232
Emerald, left kneecap.
>>83518629
Bless your heart
>>83518650
winner
The diamond themes are really bizarre
>>83518208
>that polyamourous bi genderqueer who talked about her/his/xurs ex nigger lover two or three days ago
It usually doesn't bother me but come on. These people need to leave.
>>83518232
Emerald, forehead.
here's that request from the last thread
>>83518602
>theres an SUG discord
But.. Why?
>>83518697
There's a reason for that.
>>83518644
Give us a good adverb!
>>83518721
Same reason why there is the inferior skycow.
>>83518730
jerkingly
>>83518689
How are you picking the winner?>>83518730
Fucking
>>83518730
Sexually
>>83518730
Uncle Grandpaingly
>>83518650
Okay.
>>83518730
lustily
>>83518730
Hastily
>>83518730
sexually
>>83518730
financially
>>83518738
it's either dubs or end in 0
>>83518721
I do not know, people like to talk to each other I suppose. I was invited and did not see any harm in joining
>>83518721
Because there are a bunch of retards and faggots
>>83518560
Human? You monster.
Guys can Lapis control semen.
>amedot shipers
>polyshipers
>>83518730
Saucily
>>83518730
Lazily
>>83518762
I probably shouldnt judge, i joined the voice chat for another general thread five years ago and im still there today
>>83518730
jewishly
>>83518730
Playfully
My wife.
>>83518809
No just water
>>83518812
Degenerates the fucking lot of them
>>83518812
I agree.
The only good ship is Pearlven.
Verb ending in "ing", may the GET be a good one!
>>83518809
controls water
liquid ≠ water
>>83518614
>>Pink used to be either the goddess of war or the head of research
The initial ship that brought gems to Earth before the warp pads were built were absolutely filthy with pink crystals.
I think PD was responsible for exploration and initial pacification procedures. You know, finding and determining if a planet can be made into a colony and then kicking the shit out of the natives.
Blue Diamond's court was probably more of an Office of the Interior deal. Management and conservation of the land, resource logistics, and the actual construction of the colony's primary structures.
>>83518832
fuck off cunt
>>83518820
Well, again if you need proof that I am the original Lady of the Sea, you can find me there
Or just ignore me, which would be quite alright with me as well
>>83518850
fucking
>>83518822
Well it was pure while it lasted >>83518820Gardevoir?
>>83518850
Shitposting
>>83518730
carefully
>>83518850
cumming
>>83518850
slurping
>>83518850
Dying
>>83518812
amethyst is incredibly affectionate
I can see why people would ship her with everything
>>83518850
licking
>>83518850
Shiting
>>83518832
>>83518861
MY WAIFU.
>>83518850
Extracting
>>83518850
>>83518866
hot damn that was a fast dub
>>83518850
Lusting
(You know like what I do with the idea of Pearl all day)
>>83518820
>/sug/ voice chat
That sounds awful.
>>83518154
This thread needs more cuddles.
>>83518850
RAPING
>>83518850
Fucking
>>83518911
>>83518866
Damn son
Another body part
Why is Pearl so perfect?
>>83518864
Not whoever was talking to you. I dont particularly care if you are or if you arent. I only care that you fuck that peridot anon,
>>83518868
Nope. Though i know that person, not really but ive seen someone post about them.
>>83518941
clit
>>83518941
FOREHEAD
>>83518941
neck
>>83518889
You like 9 inch dicks? Okay whatever
>>83518941
Pearls breasts
>>83518330Sorry guys, I was curious
>>83518941
Penis
>>83518941
Navel
>>83518941
Ass
>>83518941
Face
>>83518941
ass
>>83518941
vagina bones
>>83518938
Kissing while cuddling?
>>83518941
earlobes
>>83518941
perineum
>>83518941
These are pretty annoying and detracting to the threads
You should only do them when threads are quiet
>>83518956
please stop telling me to fuck people
>>83518960
Ha ha, time for an adjective
>>83518330
Fellow September gem. I'd go with lower back, right above the butt.
>>83518960
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>83518614
That sounds plausible. Also, the Gem castes under each Diamond are color-coded.
There was no yellow or blue mark on the Rubies in The Answer, so we can assume they normally serve Pink Diamond.
>>83518850
Masterbating
>>83519014
shitty
>>83518995
Oh hush, anon
Let people have their fun with mad libs
>>83519014
Pant-shitting horrifying
>>83519014
Uncle Grandpa-like
>>83519014
porous
>>83518232
>sapphire
>eyeball because it's COOL AND EDGY
>>83518938
That's not cuddling.I'll still save it though.
>>83519014
Fat
>>83518812
Polyshipping won't ever happen in this show, but Amedot is far from impossible
>>83519014
Blowing
>>83519014
Hairy
>>83519014
Grinding
>>83519033
Christ, three immediate gets in a row.
>>83519014
Cuddly
>>83519014
ebin
>>83518941
Sphincter.
>>83518970
this is beautiful, and I am glad I made that birthstone post earlier
>>83518330
>1 month off from Sapphire
J U S T
>>83519014
>>83519033
>fucking
>clit
>shitty
Wow those creative juices are really flowing.
and here's the other request of anon kissing pearl
I hate every single one of you.
Why do I spend all my time here
>>83519084
Why, you want to how the future too
>>83519033
We need another adjective
>>83519110
gorgeous
>>83519093
Because you love to
>>83519110
Pants-shitting
>>83519110
Simbly ebin
>>83519110
Throbbing
>>83519110
Uncle Grandpa-like
>>83519110
bodacious
>>83519091
>>83519110
French fried taters, mmmmhmmmm
>>83519110
winding
>>83519110
Saucily
>>83519110
fabulous
>>83519110
Gently
>>83519110
Sweaty
>>83519026
The Rubies explicitly said that they had orders from Yellow Diamond.
>>83519110
naive
>>83519110
Stroking
>>83519110
Dish Soap.
>>83519120
kys
>>83519110
fetid
>>83518232
>You get to pick the position
That's good, because otherwise I'm so lazy it would probably be on my butt.
>>83519091
A masterpiece.
>>83519110
epic xD
>>83518232
Opal
Back
>>83519120
Noun pls
>>83519220
dinner
>>83519220
Becky sucrose
>>83519220
>>83519222
God damn it.
>>83519220
nigger
>>83519220
Niggers
>>83519220
Penis.
>>83519222
WEW
E
W
I WAS GONNA SAY MURDERCOCK
>>83518232
Amethyst, back of neck I guess
>>83519220
Naked Snake
>>83519237
second
>>83519220
Penis
>>83519220
SOUL
>>83519222
Mah boi!
>>83519220
Calcium
>>83519222
God damn
>>83519233
Of course I get dubs for the first time after someone rolls trips
>>83519220
verb
>>83519222
We're really making history here!
TAFFERING
>>83519306
Murdercocking
>>83519110
gay
>>83519191
kek, but which stone?
>>83519306
sprinting
>>83519306
trusting
>>83519306
Shattering
>>83519306
Killing
>>83519306
Jerking
>>83519306
Killing
I saw this on tumblr, my favourite website.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2fl9YOANx4
>>83519306
milking
>>83519306
Fingering
>>83519306
Uncle Grandpaing
>>83519306
tripping
>>83518232
>check birthstone
>peridot
Even though I am socially retarded I'm also dumb as a brick.
Chest, I guess.
>>83519306
porking
>>83519306
contemplating
>>83519306
cucking
>>83519306
slithering
Screencap this post
Steven becomes God of Beach City
>>83519328
I saw this on reddit, my second favorite website
>>83518203
>no option for "Ronaldo activates a nuclear payload"
>>83519306
LIVE SCORPIONS-ING
>>83519306
fisting
>>83519328
I saw this on my three favorite websites
4chan, tumblr, and Reddit
>>83518908
>"another general"
>>83519306
Garnet's lovecraftianfeetarmpits were way funnier than this.
>>83518232
Aquamarine
Left Pec
so are we not even gonna try at discussion just gonna make mad-libs?
>>83519424
Amethyst's has some mad lips.
>>83519424
Nothin' stopping ya.
>>83519380
No.
>>83519424
We have nothing else to discuss until August
>>83519406
Voice chat isn't the same as text chat.
>>83519344
Adjective pls
>>83519424
There's some discussion still happening but you sort of have to dig for the real gems.
>>83519424
I want Peridot to pork Lapis.
>>83519460
LIVE SCORPIONS
>>83519453
What's the difference?
>>83519460
X-treme
>>83519448
August? Source?
>>83518232
Amethyst
Forehead
>>83519460
Cucked
>>83519409
>protect the world from phalluc danger
Well it's true after all
>>83519460
salty
>>83519460
ugly
>>83519460
hulking
>>83518386
Greg "If It's A Rock It Goes On My Cock" Universe
Greg "Fuck the girl, Cuck the Pearl" Universe
Greg "Forget the Tinies, I fuck Shinies" Universe
Greg "Every Quartz Has Been In My Shorts" Universe
>>83519460
sexy
>>83519460
black
Would you fug loli Connie.
>>83519306
looting
>>83519453
wut?
no, im saying he was talking about a different general, not /sug/
>>83519460
strange
>>83519460
obfusticatingly
>>83519448
>August
I know its probably true
and it makes me wanna kill myself
>>83519424
it'll be over soon
>>83519460
super great
>>83519460
Racist
>>83519460
Squelch
>>83519477
SU is most likely coming back in July
>>83519460
Sexual
>>83519501
yes
>>83519424
>I'll never work furiously to make Pearl come over and over again for hours
Life is hard
>>83519488
now we need a verb
>>83519460
blood-thirsty
>>83519501
Of course I wouldn't FBI, stop monitoring my activities.
>>83519548
cuck
>>83519548
penetrate
>>83519548
masturbate
>>83519548
rape
>>83519538
Yeah. She'd never want a penis anywhere near her. It'd get in the way.
>>83519548
punt
>>83519524
Summer doesnt officially start till the 20th of June so maybe.
Why hasn't Shadman drawn Stevonnie yet?
>>83519475
Text chats make me less uncomfortable.
>>83519548
cuck
>>83519548
crawl
>>83519548
Ayy Lmao-ing
>>83519548
toss
>>83519548
rips and tears
>>83519548
Rape
>>83519548
Suck.
>>83518232
opal
right above my anus
>>83519548
Scream
>>83519548
jerk off
>>83519578
That's okay, I've got a tongue and fingers
>>83519586
Oh, you just don't like talking with people.
That's a personal problem. Get a retail job and get over it.
>>83519585
Because he only draws shit he is interested in or watched as a kid.
Our lives are not our own.
From womb to tomb, we are bound to others -- past and present.
And by each crime and every kindness
We birth our future.
>>83519608
But are or pretty and/or huge?
>>83519548
fap furiously
>>83519588
Noun now!
>>83519675
Virgin
>>83519519
It won't be probably that long. Maybe we get a couple episodes at the end of June, right after the 16th. Cheer up!
>>83519675
Rebecca Sugar
>>83519675
MURDERCOCK
>>83519675
Stinky Pete.
>>83519496
What's the joke here?
>>83519675
NIGGER
>>83519675
cuck
>>83519675
Uncle Grandpa
>>83519675
Nigger
>>83519628
Not him, but getting a retail job that involves too much social interaction would make me want to kill myself.
>>83519675
Murdercock Jr.
>>83519675
Over 20 pounds of tits and ass
>>83519675
homosexual
>>83518232
>Peribot
nape
>>83519675
>>83519704
Again
>>83519693
Probably someone requested a drawing of Steven's morning wood.
>>83519675
jew
>>83519688
Dammit
You wizard
>>83519628
Actually it's two things, the main one being that it's easier for me to write in english than to speak it, since it's not my native language.
The second one is what you said, but it wouldn't affect me that much if it wasn't because of the first reason.
And I'm not getting a retail job
>>83519675
master of masturbation
>>83519688
Verb this shit up
>>83519735
Ah, I thought so but wasn't sure. Wood have been funnier if he was alone with more than one log though.
>>83519772
crying
>>83519772
MURDERCOCK
>>83519772
wrestle
>>83519772
Fusing
>>83519772
Lick
>>83519772
hug
>>83519772
Shatter
>yfw Garnet + Amethyst + Pearl + Rose = Cubic Zironia
>>83519772
Gambling
>>83519772
nuts on
>>83519772
stopping
>>83519772
Fallate
>>83519772
jerk off
>>83519772
FAP FURIOUSLY
>>83519772
Love
>>83519772
Masterbate
>>83519772
Dick
>>83519811
what the fuck does that even mean
>>83519811
>Fallate
Whoops it's spelled fellate
>>83519772
ultimate masturbation
>>83519772
jelq
>>83519811
like, blowjob fellate?
>>83519652
Are you the knight Pearl poster
>>83519829
Fuck, that's a noun not a verb.
>>83519772
grope
>>83519853
Is there another kind of fellate I am not aware of?
>>83519811
Just one more and we're done!
>>83519853
Yes. I had to type quick
>>83519861
Oh yeah there totally only one person who posts knight Oearl
>>83519893
Choroid
>>83519893
ass
>>83519893
sexy feet
>>83519893
FOREHEAD
O
R
E
H
E
A
D
>>83519893
Penis
>>83519893
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
>>83519893
uvula
>>83519893
perifeet
>>83519893
elbow
>>83519893
shoulder blade
>>835198935
urethra
>>83519893
neck
>>83519893
Tongue
>>83519893
Left Ventricle
>>83519893
Left knee.
>>83519893
MANE
>>83519893
Antecubital Fossa
>>83519893
steven's penis
>>83519893
Come on pearls breasts
>>83519893
urethra
>>83519893
asshole
>>83519930
Not pearl paddles?
Or peri's little tootsies?
>>83519893
left foot
>>83519906
You mean there are more
>>83519893
feet
>>83519977
heh
>>83519950
damn i almost had it
>>83519930
whyyyyy
>>83519950
Steven could walk in and out between Garnet's legs in this shot and it amuses me far too much.
>>83519987
...what do you think
>>83519893
middle finger
"STEVEN," CALLED PEARL FROM /R9K/, ARE YOU READY?
Drunk and requesting short non-lewd writefag requests.
>>83519893
pearl's paddles
>>83519861
If you mean the one who posts stuff like"So...all these souls, all these hearts, every one of them now joined as one. I wonder, should they break apart, should this "Cluster" be destroyed, what would be their final memory?"
"if I had to guess, it'd be something along the lines of a rattling shriek, the crunch of crystal and the fading echoes of a brave woman's last laugh"
then yes
>>83520024
AYE AYE CAPTAIN.
>>83520026
Pearl teaching Steven the violin
>>83520024
LET'S DO THIS
>>83520026
Amethyst on National Donut Day
>>83520010
I think you're the only one who posts a lot of pictures like that.
>>83519950
BEHOLD THE MAD LIB!
>>83519764
It's actually a great way to practice English.
And retail job is better than no job. I can't afford jack shit during the college year if it weren't for my 10 dollar an hour gig at the liquor store. Got over that social anxiety right quick.
So let me get these roles straight.
>Jasper
Soldier, commander
>Peridots
Technician, Engineer
>Pearl
servant
>Lapis Lazuli
Teraformer, Messenger...?
>Sapphire
Aristocrat, Sage
>Rose quartz
Medic, Soldier
>Amethyst
Soldier
>Ruby
Light soldier, guard, peon
Am I right
>>83520043
What sort of writing are you even trying to emulate
>>83520082
The most Ebin light
>>83520082
>faster then a Rebecca Sugar can Fellate
>>83520099
Do I have to be emulating something? Maybe I just feel like spewing my garbage text out
>>83520082
>Amethyst had eaten the food faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate
Wew
>>83520082
but >>83519950 didn't win, it was >>83519930
ah, whatever, ill take it
>>83520082
>A fucking in his tummy
>Amethyst porking into the room
>sexy vacuum
>Faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate
MY SIDES
>>83520082
FASTER THAN REBECCA SUGAR CAN FELLATE
>>83520082
>faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate
>>83520082
>faster then a Rebecca Sugar can Fellate
>>83520082
>faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate
god dammit...
>>83520082
Kek <---
Kek
Kek
>>83520095
You forgot the diamonds
>>83520082
>Amethyst came porking into the room
Too perfect
>>83520082
>amethyst came porking into the room
>faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate
>>83520095
I Think Rose Quartzes are somewhere above soldiers, Rose was taking down jaspers easily.
>>83520137
It Feels like you're attempting (and failing awfully at) emulating mid evil so each patterns
But if garbage is what your going for then your spot on
>>83520082
not going to lie, I'm kind of disappointed with how this one turned out
>>83520082
>"Oh wow Steven, that's the most ebin light I've ever seen."
>He financially ate the food
>Amethyst came porking into the room
these are all fucking great
>>83520082
I'm really glad I got fellate into this.
Thanks Rebecca Sugar poster. We make a great team.
>>83520043
Well, let me tell you that Lawful is fucking shit.
Chaotic for life.
>>83520082
>faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate
>>83520082
don't google sexy vacuum like I did
>>83520082
oh god, that last bit
>>83520082
So how about r9k pearl
>>83520223
You know it!
>>83520082
>faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate
Y'know I was scared that this was not gonna be funny, but we did it /co/ we fucking did it.
>>83520209
me too, but faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate is kinda funny
>>83520082
>Amethyst had eaten the food faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate.
>>83520082
>Amethyst comes porking into the room
>harness the power of dinner
>sexy vacuum
>faster than Rebecca Sugar can fellate
My fucking sides holy shit.
>>83520229I agree, but Peal is totally lawful when it comes to her Knighthood and Rose
>>83520082
>Steven, that's the most ebin light I've ever seen.
>>83518812
No love for the purple trash goblin.
She stinks of expired milk and three month old burrito.
what
>>83520082
>Harness the power of dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tovPYCTZPvY
>>83520095
Jasper serves as a guard/escort in non-combat settings
WE WUZ JEMS AN' SHIET
but seriusly, Rose looks like she came out of uganda and greg looks like a fucking corpse with a fetus with out habds or legs attachee to his head like a siamese.
Why do people do this?
>>83520300
True.
Now imagine chaotic Pearl.
Would you allow Stevonnie to cum in your mouth?
>>83519404
4-t-it?
>>83520361
definitely
>>83520361
>wanting her to come in your mouth
Nkgger i would tear a nes hole in my stomach to let his monster cock fully ebter my being. His magic semen will cure me and if not it's the best way to die.
>>83520361
Of ducking course
Ugh god imagine deep throating her big brown cock
>>83519328
>>83519384
>>83519404
Is this a new ebin meme?
>>83520082
>Amethyst had eaten the food faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate
please, someone draw this
>>83520442
Then biting it so it separates and get tl rape both of them
>>83520400
4tit
sounds good to me
>>83520434
you could've at least tried not to make the fact that you're typing with one hand completely obvious
>>83520461
it became a meme faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate
S8cking dick
>>83520484
Fuck that if I did that I couldn't suck them off over and over and over again
>>83520494
cmon mocha
>>83519785
this
>>83518208
well, at least nobody here is from /a/
Ok so I posted this like 8h ago , but just in cais some of you didn't see it .
>>83520515I want this to become a memetoo
>>83520515
I really hope this becomes a thing
Because it's horrible and I love it.
>>83520494
Come on, Coco brown!
Who is this person?
>>83520591
People noticed this a long long time ago
>>83520612
garnet if ruby and sapphire baby fused
>>83520494
I hope I get a cute one.
>>83520612
I see some green. I'm guessing peridot forgot to paint her right hands fingers
Nice try peri
>>83520591
That'd be weird.
>>83518735
Yeah see the skycloud is populated by people who can actually draw and women where as discord is populated by perma virgins and closeted pedophiles.
>>83520591
It's been talked to death months ago, no-one cares any more.
>>83520494
Rolling
>>83520571
But I am from /a/
>>83520494
anyone but pearl
>>83520522
What is this?
>>83518232
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10405415
GarnetRight above my dick
>>83520494
Fingers crossed!
>>83520612
Peridot, you forgot your right hand fingers
>>83520703
A bunch of puns by scribbles
>>83520641
Nice
>>83520361
>>83520417
>>83520434
>>83520442
Why is /co/ filled with so closet gays?
>>83520703
What is what?
its a metaphor for fellate
>>83520713
Noice
>>83520571
JESUS CHRIST from that thumbnail that face was almost alfred e neumann tier
...
I think I know my next request if I hit a /co/ drawthread
>>83520748
>closet
>>83520748
>Guys literally saying that they'd suck a dick and drink the cum.
>Closet.
>>83520494
I don't even like pearls.
>>83520748
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you don't realize what show this general is about
Gems like opal can exist without being a fusion ?
>>83520838
liking dicks isn't gay though
>>83518232
garnet, underside of right forearm
>>83520748
You do realise you are in a thread about a kid's show about magical girls (fuck off if you say they are genderles rocks) with songs about friendship n' shit and the girliest kid that crys about anything?
>>83520838
>>83520835
Well, futafags are closet gays.
>>83520494
Here goes nothing
>>83520494
Come on , mama needs a new pair ofsex slaves
>>83520883
It's a show with lesbians, not pole smokers
>>83520914
He only cries about snakes though.
testing image please ignore
>>83520905
I highly doubt it.
>>83520914
>liking girls kid
show
>gay
And yes, they are genderless space rocks
>>83520787
Are we doing more fanged Gems!? I love that!
>>83520948
tomato tomahto
>>83518210
It was a worthwhile wait
Some might say I'm a few hours late
And, yes, I didn't see you, that's true
But, in all honesty, I've been feeling just a bit too blue
So, come now, won't you give me a lighter shade?Regardless of what you do, my tears are soon to cascade.
With you here, I'm certain they'll be happy tears.
>>83520905
Do you have the picture of Alexandrite fighting 01? I've been looking for it
Just remember that Steven is half of Stevonnie
>>83520082
>faster then a Rebecca Sugar can Fellate
>porking into the room
Is everyone ready for Peridot, Lapis and Amethyst to become friends with Connie when Steven takes all 4 of them to Funland in Too Short to Ride?
>>83521066
I am ready for all the butthurt that will ensue when the episode involves neither Peri nor Lapis.
>>83521066
woah, that amethyst has seen some shit
>>83520999
Could you imagine how painful and embarrassing that would be for Pearl?
>Pearl grows to hate having her fangs ground down so much that she hides from the other gems and pleads with them to just let her keep the fangs until they can find a faster less painful method of removal.
>>83520361
Time after time.
>>83520748
Bi and open about it mate.
>>83520999
Upsidedown-Satan demand teefs
>>83521111
nah just thinking about how Peridot is holding her against her ass
>>83520494
I want to roil a poil
>>83521152
Please full-size you cavities
>>83520494
my 2d10 said Lilac
which is cute, but while I'm here I might as well to a legit roll
>>83521131
>Finally they have no choice but to hold her down and grind them off while she cries and trashes
>Pleading with them to stop cause Rose thought they made her look cute in a feral way.
>>83521003
>>83521131
But why would Pearl have fangs.
>>83520612
but who is this??
(Im bringing this back)
>>83520999
>tfw the fang gang broke up
>>83518154
Wow, these thread go rather quick?
>>83521185
Huh, I thought I HAD the full size, thanks m8
>>83521250
no. madlib anon graced us with his presence
>3 minutes without a post
Is something wrong with the servers?
>>83521346
Everyone rather wait while the thread flips than post.
You know what.
I was talking with an autistic cousin the other day and the only difference between talking to him and going through these threads is he tends to go off topic even more and is a bit harder to understand.
tldr thanks /sug/ you have managed to give me additional patience for talking fandoms with him.
I want Lapis togradually warm up toPeridot and I want Peridot totenderly comfortLapis
>>83521216
>it gets to a point where she begins show signs of depression because of the anticipation of the fangs regrowth means to go through the ordeal again.
>>83521410
If she removed them completely would they grow back?
>>83521410
>She begins to hate it and her resent begins to grow with each grinding session.
>Finally it comes to ahead while the Girls are trying to subtly tell her its time again while Steven is near
>Finally has enough of holding in and actually snarls with her fangs bared.
>>83521218
I want them to wear that in-show.
>>83521555
it wouldbe extremely painful
>>83521240
>>83521618
You are a big gem
Let's settle this...
Would you hit it?http://www.strawpoll.me/
>>83521559
You little gaggle of sick fuck pearl sufferers are pretty funny to see in action. Keep up the bad work.
>>83521662
make your own fucking poll
>>83521662
>>83521662
i have to create a poll to cast my vote? sounds like a lot of work
Lapis and Peridot both officially join the Crystal Gems
For their first mission they must play a game of Steven Tag
>>83521662
Nah, too suspiciously evil for my tastes.
>>83521722
i wish
>>83521662
The answer may not surprise you even in the least bit.
>>83521680
Actually this would have been resolved with Steven being understanding of it after the inital fright cause she's still Pearl and he loves her. Then he would get all, "Am I going to get those too?" And happy end...
BUT IF YOU WANT PEARL SUFFERING BOY DO I HAVE SOME IDEAS FOR LATER!
Post your theories /sug/
>>83521722
Peridot already officially joined the Crystal Gems
>>83521722
hey so don't tell anyone but can someone confirm this schedule? ;_; they seem to have gotten it right for every month before this, and is the first thing that shows up when you google "cartoon network premieres"
http://www.toonzone.net/forums/threads/cartoon-network-june-2016-premiere-info.5544752/
>>83518232
Peridot
chest
>>83521761
I actually want to see Pearl biting someone in combat
>>83521766
Rose is a Scientist and Pearl was her greatest creation, now, Steven is her great experiment and as much as it pains Pearl she will see it come to fruission.
>>83521792
For whatever reason SU is always the only one that doesn't get fully updated for the month, I have my money on a Stevenbomb either the 20th or the 27th, give it a week.
>>83521767
nah, its not official until she moves into the temple and starts wearing a star
and of course she then must go through the final initiation rite, playing Steven Tag
>>83521843
gives me hope ty
captcha: select all images with tea
>>83521843
They usually announce the return 3-4 weeks before it starts airing again. I think SU is coming back early-mid July
>>83521802
I would too! I'm actually thinking of doing something like that with my Shovel Pearl, it seems like something she'd do I think.
>>83521766
>Post your theories /sug/
We'll get an evil CG team by Season 4 comprised of the same gem type as the current team, minus Connie.
>>83520494
Rollin'.
>>83521792
We have absolutely no idea about the schedule, but the general consensus at the moment is >>83521843, given that the 20th is the actual start of summer. Some optimists are hoping for the 16th or even 20th itself.
>>83521875
I didn't know I wanted this until now
>>83521662
I like her with Greg and Pearl but I confess: would make love with, with lots of giggling and smooching.
>>83521875
They would have the advantage of a non-defective Amethyst too.
>>83521899
if CN is gonna say that the Summer Solstice isn't until the 20th and thus it isn't summer until then, than they better be planning to give us episodes nonstop until the Fall Equinox in late September
>>83521875
>a pure garnet
fug
>>83521944
and the evil steven wears crocs
>>83521874
Ok, so, we have shovel Pearl, batter Pearl, Pearl in armor and Pearl with fangs.
What's next?
>>83521990
Or maybe sock with sandals... or Uggs.
>>83521993
You forgot "Bad Pearl,"which was shit and always will be shit
>>83521974
That's more or less what people think at the moment, yes, especially given the "meg event" hype.
>>83521766
Lion will pull a Leomon
>>83521990
>evil Steven
I think you meantgood Rose
>>83522051
I'm sure Lion is part of Rose on some level.
>>83522040
Right, bad Pearl, thanks for reminding me.
I like her though.
>>83521875Season 3/4
>tfw throwback with the Garnets
>>83518911
>>83522106
There's also mikanwater's robot slave Pearl
>>83520494
Why not
>>83518232
Sardonyx, my tongue
New thread when?
>>83520494
I just want a Pearl that wouldn't kill a child to bring back a woman who spurned her.
>>83522222
Quints demand new threadfaster than Rebecca Sugar can fellate edition maybe?
>>83522222
Get this man a thread.
And then kill him for wasting the quint.
>>83522222
>>83522222
COMMENCE THE NEXT THREAD!
*Pearl voice* PENIS!
>>83522142
>robot slave pearl
I must know more
>>83522241
Hey you and me both I just want a Pearl trapped by her actually knowing better and her just having the universe shit on her repeatedly as soon as she stepped out of the kindergarten. No puns here btw gtfo murdercock
>>83522222
quints have spoken
>>83521832
I can't not say "fruition"
It pains me and I don't know if you did it ironically or I'm about to help with the next thing you have to write
>>83521978
This, except she'll be a Pyrope, an attempt to replicate Garnet in a single gemstone that ended up just being a fancy Ruby.
She'll have mind reading instead of future vision. Garnet knows everything Pyrope is going to do, but Pyrope knows everything Garnet is going to do. Strange, isn't it?
>>83522222
hopefully it has peridot with big butt n boobies
>>83522361
What the fuck
>>83522393
>Pyrope
>Mind
Get out. GET OUT.
>>83522435
>>83522435
>>83522435
New Thread
>>83522385
It was a 'fusion' and 'fruition' combo joke, I did add an extra 's' though but yeah.
>>83522473
it was a pretty funny shot, don't see why anyone wouldn't cap it
>>83521792
>uncle grandpa
>jerky jasper
so that's where she ended up
>>83518232
Aquamarine left knee.
>>83518275
A crevice.
>>83518269
The part of hiding Steven's true nature and Sworn to the Sword wasn't her in the wrong?
>>83519424
Not much else to foreshadow. We're well within comfy zone at this story point. Drawing/animating is hard, fanfic is derivative and I doubt any of us can sing/act.