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C1-10P - Edition

>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2016.htm

>Out This Week:
Poe Dameron Issue #1
The Force Awakens DVD/Blu Ray
Tales From A Galaxy Far, Far Away - Volume 1: Aliens

>Rogue One - Teaser Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji-BZ0oCwg

>Star Wars Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>The Clone Wars Legacy Content:
http://www.starwars.com/tv-shows/the-clone-wars-legacy
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C-3PO special preview is out. Issue itself releases next week.
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So where did you guys get your Blu Ray at? I was going to get the Target exclusive but I just went with the standard one because it was cheaper and the box art on the target exclusive was kind of ugly.
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>>81578287
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>>81578197
Chopper looks annoyed.
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>>81578304
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>>81578287
We've been waiting since December for this shit art?
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>>81578322
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>>81578304
[WOAH HOOOOOOOO intensifies in the background]
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>>81578336
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>>81578304
The mad men actually titled it that
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>>81578287
GOAT
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>>81578197
Looks cute but in reality we all know she's been straining to keep his tiny metal hands away from her throat.

I mean what else would Chopper do the moment someone gets him up and running?
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>>81578332
>hating on Tony Harris
Get the fuck out.
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>>81578336
I can't take this seriously because of that stupid protocol droid in the Vader series; I just automatically read Threepio in the voice I hear for that other droid.
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>Rebels character to cameo in Rogue One
>it's Chopper
How would you feel?
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Just in case anyone is still interested the Poe storytime is still up
>>81576706
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>>81578304
>R2: "Why are we still operational? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my strut... and my casing... even my motivator. The parts I've lost... the master I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."
>3PO: "R2, I'm already malfunctioning."
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>>81578287
Hey guys, what happened to Artoo? Bet you want to know what traumatic event happened that forced him to power down such that they were worried he'd never be the same again.

HAHA, have a Threepio comic telling how he got that red arm he didn't even bother to keep the entire movie!
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>>81578490
Luke broke up with Artoo and he took it badly and shut down. Didn't that come across with TFA?
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>>81578490
It was literally said he shut down because Luke left. I'd rather see the red arm story than shit we already know.
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>>81578424
Disappointed, if he doesn't blow them all up...
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>>81578526
Shit with Artoo went down either during or after the massacre of Luke's temple, but whatever actually happened at the temple, and why he logged most of his flight plan with Artoo, remains a mystery.

>>81578545
And yes, a better mystery than the red arm. Seems the only reason people like it is Metal Gera memes.
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>>81578633
>Shit with Artoo went down either during or after the massacre of Luke's temple, but whatever actually happened at the temple, and why he logged most of his flight plan with Artoo, remains a mystery.
Yes, because those details are likely going to be expanded upon in the movies. Why the fuck would you expect them to be revealed in a comic?
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>>81578697
>Why the fuck would you expect them to be revealed in a comic?
Why do they explore anything in a comic? Or novel? Or TV show?

Let's flip the script, why bother with a comic to explore an insignificant detail from the movie? Especially when there are actually interesting things they could explore, up to and including the story of what Leia's emissary was going before she got Starkillered?

Threepio's arm is basically
>oh hey i've got a red arm
>it's the end of the movie and my arm is gold again!

So I guess we should expect this to be a two arc comic, the second detailing the story of why he went back to gold.
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>>81578424
What if Chopper is in the tube?
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>>81578786
Then there would be more guards.
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Was anyone upset that Rebels had an episode devoted to showing the nobler side of Kallus and teasing a possible redemption after he helped Vader set up and murder Tua at the start of the season?
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>>81578490
We already know why he went into stand-by mode. What we really need is a better explanation for why he suddenly woke up at the end besides JJ's stupid "he heard BB-8 talk about the map, it just took him a while to start up!" bullshit.
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>>81578882
Not really. The fact that he did some bad shit is what gives weight to his epiphany.
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>>81578898
Threepio just gave a vague time frame which didn't really help since we don't even know when Luke left.

Did it happen when Luke placed his hand on Artoo's dome? Who knows.

Unlike that other anon I don't really expect them to delve into the backstory of why Artoo took a nap even though they'll include the backstory of Luke's Jedi Temple.
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>>81578898
The working title of the movie was Star Wars R2-D2 Awakens
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>>81578989
Actually for that matter why did Threepio suddenly tell BB-8 when Artoo was put in low power mode? Was goldenrod's exposition circuit overheating?
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>starwars.com has an article that lists every time someone loses a limb in the movies
what a time to be alive
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>>81578983
In the comics Chewie was the Wookiee on the grassy knoll. Vader knocked the shot away so Chewie went full auto.
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>>81578989
JJ already explained that when Luke left R2 decided to organize all the file's he ever downloaded from the Empire which took a while since he had downloaded a ridiculous amount of files.
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>>81579072
That's nothing. I'm sure The Wook lists every time a chair is shown or just mentioned.
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>>81579102
I was just surprised that when I got curious and googled "all limbs cut off in star wars" it was the first result
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>>81579092
And we already know about Threepio's red arm. It was a memento of a droid who sacrificed himself.

What's your point exactly?
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>>81578786
That looks a lot like a Bacta Tank. Thinking it could be the girl after she survives the mission, but the cloaked guy wouldn't be bowing to her unless she was the Emperor's agent the whole time. Makes sense for them to draw out the rebels this way. I wonder how they'll follow up these new characters. It'd be nice if they got more movies featuring them, they look more interesting than the TFA characters. I really just want to see some Sheev related antics with grand admiral guy and the QT imperial agent girl.

Also this is an autistic nit pick, but at the end of Ep 3 they show the death star dish being constructed with the rest of the death star, not being attached.
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>>81579209
We don't know the story of what happened to make a droid sacrifice his arm for 3PO but we know R2 decided to organize his files because Luke left everyone after Kylo destroyed the Jedi. We have all the specifics for what happened to R2.
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>>81579216
It's the Emperor's vacation home with the tank for his prized Naboo Littlest Big Fish™. Vader knees down when he goes, "Oh my Force! I forgot to feed them! Oh shit oh shit," so he quickly murders the red guards, hops up to the death star, and orders them to test the weapon on the planet.

All evidence will burn. The Emperor will never know.
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>>81579241
And we don't know the full story behind Artoo collating data and why it conveniently has a big empty spot for a map piece that only Lor San Tekka has that just happily fits into that exact spot.

It's all about the details behind the explanation, see?
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>>81579216
>Also this is an autistic nit pick, but at the end of Ep 3 they show the death star dish being constructed with the rest of the death star, not being attached.
Pablo said the irl Death Star 1 was this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Dig It can be assumed that at some point they really fucked something up and had to remove the dish and put on a new one.
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>>81578434
>Poe
If his comics are not in the OP's mega for canon material does that mean they are not Canon?
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>>81579046
Yeah, shouldn't BB-8 already know this? If Artoo's been asleep for a long time (several years at least), and he's been carted around by the Resistance and kept in their base, and BB-8 clearly knows who he is and why he's important to completing the map, why didn't he already know Artoo's been asleep for a long ass time?
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>>81579286
>And we don't know the full story behind Artoo collating data and why it conveniently has a big empty spot for a map piece that only Lor San Tekka has that just happily fits into that exact spot.
Yes we do. Luke found Ach-To when looking through all the files R2 downloaded from the Empire. He probably broke the map into pieces so the First Order couldn't find him, but if someone absolutely needed him he still had a chance of being found. The only thing we're not sure of exactly is the motive but that will probably be explained in a like in Episode 8.
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>>81579311
This is the first time BB-8 ever saw this weird tarp. Pulls it off, finds a mystery droid, and immediately tries to bump uglies with it. Truly is Best Poe's droid.
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>>81579328
Maybe the Poe comic will at least tell us why Lor San Tekka had the map piece. We know he's an old friend but why was he of all people trusted with this and not, say, Leia?
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>>81579328
So you're just assuming that Luke took a tiny bit of the map from Artoo's memory, a piece also conveniently missing from the First Order's own files, and made sure to stop and hand it to Lor San Tekka as some kind of backup?

It's posible, but that's just one possibility.
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>>81578276
Okay, this one got me.
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>>81579351
I think the implied part from the movie is that both sides only have just so much data left from the Empire, which somehow turns out to be the exact same data so both of their maps are missing the exact same piece. Lor San Tekka found the missing piece on Jakku in one of the wrecks. Maybe the last Super Star Destroyer the Ravager had it?

The question then is why Luke didn't need this piece. I guess he didn't need it do to the Force? Maybe?
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>>81578276
Why am I laughing so hard at this
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>>81579294
Come to think of it, this would be a good explanation for why technology got so fucked in between 3 and 4. All the materials that would have gone towards technology like you see in the prequels is used for the DS. Kind of like how the Soviet Union didn't have any food or hardly any cars since production was such a clusterfuck.
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>>81578882
Yes, Kallus's sudden "not such a bad guy" thing was utter bullshit after everything shown of him before. He bragged about killing Zeb's people, he smiled when Inky killed those two Imps and, as you said, he helped murder Tua.

There just wasn't enough set up to him possibly being misunderstood for that episode to make any sort of sense and not feel like a complete asspull.
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>>81579421
For me personally it's because that poor stormtrooper is a ghost. First to die on the battlefield, poor bastard.
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>>81579424
>Imply sheev wanted everyday plebs having access to decent technology.
It's how one remains in control
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>>81578287
>Joke that threepio lost his arm in a shuttle crash
>mfw it's actually true
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>>81579511
He didn't, though. It's still attached.
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>>81579488
You mean he smiled when Aresko and Grint died? He didn't, he was surprised too though showed it to a lesser degree than Tua. At most he grimly accepted it.

He did kick that one trooper off the under part of that bridge on Kessel.

Still I think him saying what he did about Zeb's people isn't actually that bad if you consider he could be saying that to emotionally compromise Zeb, who isn't exactly the most stable with his anger at the best of times.
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>>81578408
Try reading it in Creepio's voice. It's very fitting.
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>>81578322
Kind of looks like Threepio is wearing lipstick in that last panel.
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>>81579555

>Read 000 in Creepio's voice.

HOLY FUCK, it fixes everything! I've been trying to pin a voice to him in my head and it just works.I can even imagine BT in all those old nintendo sounds they do for Fart-2.

It's baby time!
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Sleep tight, Yoder
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>>81579491
I think he is laughing. Note the people fighting for democracy are fighting AT-ATs
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>>81579739
sleep tight yoder
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>>81579739
sleep tight yoder
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>>81579739

Fuck you Yoder, I bet it's a trick, you little troll.
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>>81579739
Sleep tight pooper
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>>81579775
That's NAP-R, the sleepiest stormtrooper.
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>>81579996
Fuck off Anakin. You're lucky we let you become a Jedi. If it were up to me we would send you back to your shitty dirt planet and you would be sucking dick for tickets to see a bunch of faggots pod race the rest of your life instead of going on adventures all around the galaxy with some hot togruta ass.
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>>81579739
Sleep tight, Yoder
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>>81579739
Mmmm, tightly sleep, yoder
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>>81579739
Forever sleep tight, Yoder
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>>81580067

Yeah, thanks a lot, Kermit.
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>>81579286
You want to know the real story behind the red arm? JJ has little signatures he likes to use. Almost in-jokes, I suppose. He likes to use the fictional drink Slusho, he likes to name things Kelvin (after his grandfather), and he likes the color red. Alias and Star Trek both used big red balls as plot points. I'd hazard that Threepio's red hand and the giant red death beam Starkiller shoots are probably references to his favorite color.
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Are we still splintered in several different threads?
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>>81579739
sleep tight yoder
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>>81580179
Or it was a shoutout to his friend Kojima.
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>>81580222
Why not both?
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>>81580196
the memes must be sown
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>>81580196

Yeah what happened? I came to the thread yesterday and it was a clusterfuck of shitposting. And last week the threads were so comfy...
I'm sad /swg/.
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>>81580446
Rogue One trailer came out. /tv/ came with it.

At least it's a theory. That explains why one thread began with a comic and then a second thread appeared wanting to discuss how much of a Mary Sue Jyn obviously was from a slightly less than two minute teaser.
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>>81580537
Nah, it's just all the "HURR Rebels is better than TFA and Rogue One" shitposting pieces of garbage constantly killing every single thread with their autism and worthless opinions.
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>>81580580
Imagine people talking about Star Wars cartoons in a Star Wars comics and cartoons thread.
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Does anyone know anywhere online that I can watch the Blu-Ray extras?

I'm dying to watch The Making of Documentary
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>>81580580
I'd say Rebels is better than Rogue One, seeing as the latter doesn't even exist yet you mongoloid
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>>81580537

Ugh. Guess I'll come back next week.
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>>81580446
Last week we had the Rebels finale, and Rebels fans are the most civilized in the fandom. See what happens when we let the EUposters and /tv/ into our threads?
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Not even halfway to autosage and this thread has already gone to shit. I hate you fuckers.
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>>81580747
Grievous is lookin' hot in that picture.
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Pretty cool that they got Genevieve O'Reilly back. It's kind of funny that all of her speaking scenes in ROTS were cut and she only appears in the background in the theatrical release, but 11 years later she gets to come back to the role and is now relatively close to the right age for Mon Mothma as of ANH.
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>>81580580
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>>81580802
Is Mothma part kaminoan?
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>>81578197
So I just watched the rogue one trailer. Why the fuck is the lead a female white woman and not a woman of color?
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>>81581055
C'mon, you can do better than that
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>>81581079
I'm serious. We had Finn who was incredible and vital to the force awakens. I was hoping that they would continue being progressive but nope, white woman.
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>>81579739

Sleep tight, yoder.
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Let's talk about Ahsoka. How do you think her story will be continued in later Star Wars media? If you had to introduce her to the casual, movie-going Star Wars fan, how would you explain who she is?

>>81581121
Nobody waste your time responding to this bait
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Bait like that probably wont even work in /pol/
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>>81581208
>How do you think her story will be continued in later Star Wars media?

Later media as in things yet to have come out, or as in events past the point of where we things left off for her? If the former, we're getting a book that takes place between ROTS and Rebels. If the latter, I'm among those who believe she's dead.
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>>81581208
Hopefully she fucking dies on that shitty as planet.
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>>81581317
I don't think she's dead, I don't trust Disney to throw away such a popular character - even if it would have served the story to do so. I just wish we'd gotten some concrete payoff to that duel, this vague "maybe she did, maybe she didn't" is kind of maddening. I fear it'll take months-years to find out what actually happened to her
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>>81581208
"She was Anakin's apprentice between AotC and RotS."

Not that hard to explain.
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>>81581420
1. Disney does not control Star Wars, at least not in the sense of canon. They just profit off of stuff.
2. Ahsoka dying does not mean they're throwing her away. They can still make plenty of money from her, just like they do with Vader, Obi-Wan, Yoda, etc.
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>>81581420
>I don't think she's dead

I'll continue to think she's dead till Lucasfilm/Disney state or show otherwise. I'm open for her to be alive. But keeping the mindset that she's dead spares me from a maddening fit. It's just easier for me this way.

>I fear it'll take months-years to find out what actually happened to her

You're probably right. At the very least, our only inkling we'll have in the future is whatever story property Filoni is part of. It's been pretty much set in stone for a few years now that Ahsoka will not appear in anything that Dave isn't attached to. So I won't expect to see Ahsoka in like any of the ST unless he's actually worked on them.
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>>81579739
sleep tight yoder
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>>81581208
She's guarding an ancient superweapon. Would be nice to see it and the Sith resurface again in the movies.
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Hey lads, care to guess what /tv/'s reaction to Rogue One is?
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>>81581631
>Would be nice to see it and the Sith resurface again in the movies.
There isn't any real reason for it, though. As it is, we already have someone like Snoke around, who may not be an actual Sith but from what little we know of him pretty much acts like one anyway.
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>>81581666
FLOP OF THE CENTURY

THE DYKES ARE STEALING ARE SPACE WARS

JUST

Is that close?
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>>81581666
Felicity a cute and a mary sue
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>>81581699
No cute

>>81581696
More rancid, disgusting, aggressive shitposting. Every time there's a tr8ler for anything with a female as a protagonist I just go there to see the inevitable sperging.
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>>81581737
desu I am kind of sick of seeing "le contrarian young woman protagonist" for the billionth time in a row, but we don't have enough info at this point - from a fucking teaser trailer - to know if this character will be like that.
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>>81581737
Oh Lord, they don't even have Carpenter's "The Thing" anymore. The last thread just turned into a shitposting fest. I actually witnessed that board destroy itself so fast it's almost beautiful.
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>>81579739
Sleep tight, Yoder
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>>81579739
Rest now, forever sleep tight yoder
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>>81581687
Yeah, it's a story for a spin off movie really, or Episode X, or a book. Or the Sith knowledge may not survive Rebels season 3 at all.
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>>81581810
>luke will never tuck you in at night
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>>81581666
We already know, Satan, they've been spilling over to /co/ all day
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>>81581810
I still hold that Yoda mastered the art of Force Suicide and induced his own death to avoid having to answer any more of Luke's questions.
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>>81582045
Luke is so annoying Yoda killed himself?
I can dig it.
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>>81580067
>Fuck off Anakin. You're lucky we let you become a Jedi. If it were up to me we would send you back to your shitty dirt planet
Where he would continue to have arms, legs and working lungs?
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>>81582045
>>81582071
>Woo, made it to 900
>Feeling pretty good all things considered, got a bit of joint pain and I can't move so fast but I'm doing pretty good
>It's bedtime, but maybe tomorrow after breakfast I'll have a little job
>Oh hey, Luke came back, that's pretty cool of him
>"Master Yoda, is Darth Vader my father"
>fuck fuck fuck abort
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>>81582304
at least it's a female bear. Rey is a male in most pics.
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>>81581631
>Would be nice to see it and the Sith resurface again in the movies.

Except that would totally ruin the entire point of Anakin Skywalker. His entire story would be a waste. He was meant to destroy the Sith and bring balance to the force. He achieved this in ROTJ.

It's actually one of the few plot points that TFA hasn't shit on. Next two movies don't need to go and render the entirety of episodes 1-6 pointless.
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>>81582045
You know, I can actually see that being a thing. Like with those monks that intentionally mummify themselves while still alive.
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>>81582411
>Except that would totally ruin the entire point of Anakin Skywalker.
Why, though? The Sith are dead, but the holocron may survive and some day an edgy son of Rey may find it and the cycle begins anew.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyedGKSNH98
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How much sex do you think Ahsoka and Anakin has?
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>>81579739
Sleep tight, yoder
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>>81582488
none
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>>81582451
>the cycle begins anew
That is the exact thing anon has a problem with. He's saying that Darth Vader's redemption is supposed to be an end point. Circles don't have ends.
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>>81582451
>Why, though?

Because the Sith's extinction brings the force back into balance. No beings apart from the the son from Mortis knew how to warp and abuse the dark side as the Sith did. They were the most powerful and versed in it. With them gone forever, there won't be anything significant enough to create so much dark side energies and throw the force out of balance. He fulfilled the prophecy. Bringing the Sith back pretty much renders the entire six films previous a waste of time.

Where's that scale chart about the balance between the dark side and the living force?
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>>81582536
What, is the balance supposed to continue for billions of years? Sooner or later it will destabilize, and it will all have been for naught.
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>>81582536

Nothing ever ends, Adrian
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>>81582488
They are like brother and sister, you perv.
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>>81582576
That doesn't actually bring the Force back into balance. TFA made that clear from two sources, Lor San Tekka and Maz. The Sith may be gone but the galaxy is still out of balance, still mired in conflict and suffering.

Look at it it this way. The Sith took the galaxy out of balance. Just destroying them doesn't fix it, they were just the ones who caused the imbalance, the imbalance, all the damage they did, remains. It hasn't healed. The Force is still being fucked up by all the crap that's still happening. There needs to be an opposing action to bring the Force back into balance. Again, killing the Sith wasn't enough, but it was a great step in the right direction. It will require Jedi to fully balance the Force. Luke wants to train them, Snoke wants to stop him. It's not just the galaxy but the Force itself is still at stake.
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>>81582577
>Sooner or later it will destabilize
it is destabilized already in TFA
>Without the Jedi, there can be no balance in the Force.
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we wuz
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>>81578197
Why is she crying?
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>>81582698
Lekku is kind of short, so I'd hazard when she first tried to restore Chop on Ryloth. She just wanted a friend, and then she wanted the hell off that planet.
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>>81582698
Probably on her period or something
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>>81582722
Don't be sexist.
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http://strawpoll.me/7311868
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>>81582743
What? It's a logical explanation.
>Here's Anakin and he's had enough of Ahsoka becuase she's on her period
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>>81582721
I nominate Cham for the Worst Papa award.
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>>81582832
There is Han though
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>>81582843
Damn, you are right.
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What are some /swco/ approved tv shows and movies I should be watching while waiting for rebels season 3 and Rogue One? Unfortunately I've ran out of mousecanon to catch up with and I feel a bit burned out on star wars.

I've already seen Into the Badlands, closest thing to lightsaber battles outside of star wars imo. It was great.
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>>81582722
>stupid sexy ahsoka
>now she's dead
STOP IT /SWG/
JUST
STOP
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>>81582918
I hear The Expanse is great. Very different kind of scifi though.
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>>81582918
F A R S C A P E
A
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S
C
A
P
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>>81582926
>ahsoka
>dead
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>>81582967
don't deny it
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>>81583008
we would be breaking the rules by spoiling things

so yeah, she's dead
wink
wink
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>>81582769
>First to 10
>6 votes split down three ways.
pls
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>>81583019
Oh yeah... she died... ha ha.
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>>81582769
>>81583028
Now 9 split 3 ways?

Is this a fucking meme? Fuck you guys.
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>>81582488
Do you think Ahsoka had a huge crush on Anakin and at some point Anakin caught her fingering herself with his underwear and that sparked them having sex all the time through the Clone Wars?
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>>81583075
No
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>>81583075
Of course not!
>They got drunk, they're close to each other
>They look into each other's eyes and kiss and THEN they have sex
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>>81583075
No, but that is what happened to Ahsoka when she walked in on Barriss.
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>>81583104
Post Ahsoka with glasses, please.
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>>81583122
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>>81583154
CUTE
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>>81582576
Not to be a gratuitous twat, but I made that picture, nice to see it pop up.
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>>81583341
Classic Kenobi.
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Why didn't Ahsoka and Kanan take the third Inquisitor's mask off?
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>>81583479
That would've been extremely painful
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>>81583479
Budget.
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>>81583492
So I guess we'll never see that guy again if they couldn't be bothered giving him a face model
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>>81583491
He didn't fly so good.
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>>81579739
sleep tight yoder
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>>81578197
Posting the girls again.

I really need to clean my laptop.
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>>81583619
>mfw plebs still think Rey is the first female Jedi
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>>81582769
>Twi'leks btfo'd.
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>>81583672
blown the fuck outed?
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>>81583744
>Not reading acronyms as one word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA
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>>81582918
Tron Uprising
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>>81583671
Not everyone watches the series, Anon.
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>>81584003
Shaak Ti and Aayla are well known and appeared in the movies. I hate the new fans
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>>81584191
But Anon, they never said anything so it doesn't count!!!
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>>81584200
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>>81584200
They also didn't really do anything in the movies.

I think people would be forgiven for forgetting about them.

Hell /tv/ is already raging nonstop over a female lead in Rogue One even though literally everyone else besides Mothma is a dude.
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>>81584391
I dont mind her being a female
I do mind her being so generic when it comes to females in action movies lately
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>>81584490
Leia and Ahsoka are examples of good female characters. Likable, strong and good in what they do, but not extremely over-powered.
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>>81584391
Why is she carrying dildos?
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>>81584490
We don't really know anything about her though.
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>>81584639
They're batons, because melee is so much more entertaining than a gun fight.
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>>81584391
My problem with the lead of Rogue One is that she looks utterly unlikeable. Rey 2.0, Nothin Personnel Kid Edition.
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>>81584666
This always piss me off. I can buy if she's a cyborg or whatever but a normal woman against a man in a melee fight? There's no way she could possibly win.
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>>81583671
It's true from a certain point of view.

If you're talking about the first major character in a live-action movie, then yes, she is the first female Jedi under those circumstances.
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>>81584658
we know she's been a badass since she was 15
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>>81584707
I dunno. Fighting isn't all about weight, it's a lot about footwork, momentum and stamina. There's no reason why a woman can't be excellent at those three things even whilst being light weight. Sure it'd be hard for her to win, but she'd still be able to do it and that makes for a much better fight scene IMO.
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>>81584707
>that pic
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>>81584639
Gets lonely in space
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I heard a rumor that when Josh Trank was still attached to Rogue One, he flat-out called it a Dark Forces movie.

Is there any truth to that?
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>>81584766
>Fighting isn't all about weight
This is only true to an extent. Women would weigh, what? 40-60kg depending on their height? A man can weigh anything from 70-160kg. There's no way in hell a woman could win. Just give her a blaster,.
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>>81584801
Well, stealing the DS plans is one out of two important things that happen in Dark Forces, so it's true. From a certain point of view
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>>81584803
That would be true if fighting was all about just exchanging blows. Attacking weak points for massive damage IS a thing.
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>>81583619
Why does Rey look more asian here than Sabine?
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>>81584690
>>81584571
>male characters are allowed to be sullen and badass because you'll always find a reason to like and relate to them

>female characters have to always be vulnerable, non-threatening and likable right off the bat or else they're terrible characters who remind me of real life women that don't care enough about muh feelings

Jesus.
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>>81584803
Yeah, I agree blasters(Gun fights in general) seem to be an underratedly entertaining combat medium but I disagree that weight is as important as you make out.

Hopefully the film won't just be nonstop "WOOH BADASS" fist fights where the protags whoop stormtroopers in seconds.
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>>81584859
Nice projection. Nobody said that.
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>>81584853
It's just the eyes.

Rey clearly has the stronger jawline.
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>>81584859
Suddenly overpowered male characters suck too.
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>>81584833
>That would be true if fighting was all about just exchanging blows.
What. Men aren't just a little bit stronger, they're way much stronger, and bigger, and taller. Women are so weak they can't even carry men for any length of time, men can do that without any problems. I could go to the gym and squat 140kg but a woman would have to train like crazy do something like that.
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>muh cohesive canon

Why have you forsaken me, Pablo?
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>>81584887
It's the same old argument.

Everyone brings up how vulnerable and maternal Ripley felt and so every "good" female character has to follow that archetype, even though male characters run the gamut from anti-heroes to noble to fatherly to brotherly to hopeless loner and so on.

That's why so many people complain about Jessica Jones in the show. Even though it should be understandable why she acts the way she does, it's not "likable" enough and so she's automatically a bad character.
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>>81584490
This.

For some reason it's cool to make female characters who are condescending, arrogant and stuck up/smug.

To me, those are not the traits of an independent and self-assured person, it's more like a person who feels like they have to overcompensate for something.

It doesn't matter if the gender of the character is male or female with those traits, you're going to be generally seen as a douchy person anyways.

But since it's a female with those traits, you're not allowed to see those traits as something bad.
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>>81584919
But they never get called Sues for it.

Or get anywhere near as much hate.

People are much more willing to suspend belief for them.
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>>81584955
>That's why so many people complain about Jessica Jones in the show

You're confusing 4chan with the general consensus. Most people, feminists included, love Jessica Jones. 4chan is rarely ever satisfied with anything.
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>>81584955
wat
Jessica Jones was great.
And that was the point of her, she wasn't supposed to be likeable, she was supposed to be a bad person.
That's sort of her arc you know.
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>>81584981
No, they are called Stues and I hate them.
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>>81584975
>For some reason it's cool to make female characters who are condescending, arrogant and stuck up/smug.

>To me, those are not the traits of an independent and self-assured person, it's more like a person who feels like they have to overcompensate for something.

The difference is that when a guy does it, people love it and wish they could be skilled enough that they too can have the right to act like that much of a douchebag.
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>>81585009
Tell that to /tv/.

Even on /co/ more people like Killgrave because they find his power and assholery more relatable.
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>>81585016
Nah m8
I sure don't.
>It doesn't matter if the gender of the character is male or female with those traits, you're going to be generally seen as a douchy person anyways.
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>>81585049
Well, that's /tv/.
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>>81585074
Good for you but it's pretty obvious most people find male douchebags more tolerable and even likable while women who act that way are automatically allotted less leeway.
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Can we at least wait until we see the movie before passing judgment on a character? Trailers can be notoriously misleading.
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>>81585074
Jyn is basically a female Han Solo. If you don't like smug, rebellious teen girls, then you "shouldn't" like one of the most beloved Star Wars heroes either.
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>>81584859
eh, I just don't like when "strong and independent" becomes "flawless and competent in everything".
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>>81585172
Agreed. But where are the Bothans? :^)
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>>81585109
Hm, I'd say a possibility because people don't see it as "STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN" just a guy who's a massive dick, but I'm having a hard time recalling female characters who are cunts that I like and aren't villains. I'd say Emma Frost but that's sorta cheating.
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>>81585209
Why do you assume that the RO main character is "flawless and competent in everything"? She blew up some stormtroopers in the trailer, but everyone can do that.
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>>81585233
>but I'm having a hard time recalling female characters who are cunts that I like and aren't villains

Watch more anime.
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>>81584945
Looks more like a socket then a full dish in Episode 3 to me.
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>>81585243
It's simple
>REEEEEE WOMEN
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>>81585213
I find it weird that so many normies are bringing up Bothans in regards to this trailer. You'd think if they can remember such a minor line, they would also remember it was from the third movie, not the first.
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>>81585109
I dunno, I think it's because they TRY to make women likeable that makes them so irksome. It's like when a black character is meant to be some ultra mega genius or something "BATTLING THE STEREOTYPES" like that.

I don't mind a female character being a cold, icey bitch. In fact those are usually my favourites.
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>>81585285
That's because they don't know if this movie is about the ANH Death Star or the ROTJ Death Star. And since the Bothans are the only ones who have ever been mentioned, they assume that they will show up in this movie.
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>>81585243
I wasn't talking about RO or even TFA or even female protagonists, just shared my general thoughts on the subject of protagonists from post >>81584859.
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>>81579739
sleep tight yoder
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>>81582769
I voted for human and it hit 10 xenofags BTFO
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>Maul killing the Seventh Sister
>That scream
>that collapsing body

yes please
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>>81585398
Human it is then. Thanks.
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>>81585418
Your welcome anon. We're not that degenerate.
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>>81585368
It's true that many people don't mind flawless or invincible main characters when they are males. However, I do, because flawless characters are boring as hell, no matter if they are male or female. That's why I usually don't like superhero movies.
Characters like Kylo Ren are so much more interesting. And he would be just as great if he was female, imo.
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>>81585433
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>>81585285
They just associate it with the Death Star, it doesn't matter which one it is to them.
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>>81582488
Everytime they were on a long deployment. Then they. Would cuddle afterwards. I. Sure the -a dawn/master relationship was similar to Spartan training. At least it should be.
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>>81585433
https://youtu.be/tUoBkhTFdWA?t=5s
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>>81585518
It's like they are saying "look how nerdy I am XD" without knowing what the hell they are talking about.
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>>81584889
>>81584003
>>81583619
Did you get them as trio on ebay or did you order them individually?

Also, while the designs are always a bit tweaked, Ahsoka looks like an in-between ther CW and Rebels appearance, I like it.
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>>81579739
>good sleep
>not forever sleep

Just missed it
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How would you react if there was no mention or usage of the Force in Rogue One?
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>>81585478
>>81585534
>Implying I could ever get hard to the sight of a non-human sexualized character
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>>81585624
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>>81585624
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>>81585564
>Comments mostly from YouTube and Reddit

Of course that's what they're doing. They care about fitting into the fandom, not the subject matter.

God forbid they google "Rogue one" and find out anything about the setting of the movie.
>>
It is literally a discussion that will never end ever. The far left whiners and far right assholes will forever play tug of war and the people in the middle will get dragged too and fro.

This is the first anthology/'tales' film, in a series they've confirmed they want to do from now until the end of fucking time, and they'll want to land it 100%, so no way will Disney let people compare a Star Wars character to "Hunger Games, but with lasers".
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>>81585645
cute but i just can't imagine alien pussy
>>81585646
nothing reg, I am normal. I am a normalfag who browses your board. does this anger you?
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>>81585624
you aren't looking at the right images then.
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>>81585585
Yeah I really like their art direction on these things. They're not slavishly accurate but it works somehow.

I ordered them individually but from the same buyer so they were shipped together.
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>>81585670
even worse IMO
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>>81585564
Basically.
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It's just like an alien butt, completely human but a different colour my boy.
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I don't get all of the Hunger Games comparisons.

A rebellious female protagonist isn't exactly unique to that series.
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>>81585687
You said non-human and non-sexualized, this was the closest I had for a normie like you.

I do find it funny that there's people who are so ingrained to their species that they can't even imaigne banging someone that looks human but in technicolor with some extra. There's a large chunk of people who didn't want Liara T'soni from Mass Effect either, although she was pushed pretty hard as LI.
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>>81585613
I want them to mention the force, but I don't want to see Jedi or a lightsaber battle or anything like that. Rogue One is supposed to be about the "normal" people and their struggles.
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>>81585792
Vader is heavily rumored if not outright confirmed.
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>>81585753
ugh but imagine the pH of her juices
>>81585787
Oh, I thought it was supposed to be attractive, sorry. I did bone Liara by accident, as well as in my first time ever playing ME2 I fucked Samara.....
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>>81585858
>ugh but imagine the pH of her juices
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>>81585858
Tingles, my good sir. You can bet it'd taste zesty too.
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>>81585816
There won't be any Jedi for him to fight. His role is probably just to be the boogeyman for the rebels. Maybe he fights Ip man, but whatever.
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>>81585880
>>81585887
you're welcome, i am low on sleep due to coursework. I just thought it sounded funny. I'd probably crank it to Ahsoka if I wasn't so fucking tired and grumpy.
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>>81585778
Brit, rebellious, braid, and if you really, truly don't give a shit about movies, the actors faces blend together. Someone make an image of the actresses in their roles side by side and we'll see.

>>81585858
Well, attractivity is an individual thing, it's an artist's interpretation of a non-human-faced Tali but I do find the features cute. And you can't bone Samara, you can only bone her daughter which kills you instantly...
And if you're afraid of ph of alien vaginal juices, please remember that human puss is slightly acidic and sometimes strong enough to bleach panties.
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>>81578304
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>>81585404
No, no, no, no, no anon..just no.
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>>81585959
read >>81585915
in regards to >>81585858
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>>81579739
sleep tight yoder
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>>81585959
Katniss isn't British.
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>>81584709
from my point of view the jedi are evil
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>>81584945
>implying prequels are canon
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What did Darth Vader mean by this?
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Anyone else here who is amused by the reactions of losers to the female leads in Star Wars? Their salt is so delicious.
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>>81586756
Classic Vader.
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>>81586777
I'd rather post SW content than talk about that.
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>>81586777
I'm not. Because they can't help but spread their salt and butthurt into our threads. Shit is just annoying as hell.
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>>81586777
Amused, no. Annoyed, yes. I would prefer to keep those /pol/ and /tv/ shitposters out of these threads.
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>>81586847
>Shit is just annoying as hell.
This. I don't want shitposting about a movie that's not coming out until december.
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>>81586777
This

Betafags need to realise women are the ones who buy, not men. Watches? Women buy them for their husbands. Cars? Women make sure their man doesn't go out and buy something ridiculously impractical. Clothes? Need I say any more.

Not only do women take their men to the cinema but films with female leads have been tearing up the box office whilst male lead films have been getting rottens on RT time and time again.

A studio would have to be retarded not to use one.
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>>81586836
I wonder if they respect or hate each other. Maybe we're going to see a conversation between the white admiral and CGI Tarkin.
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>>81586756
hasn't gotten any in a long time, killed is former butt buddy, and now wants the ass of this asian who seems to be drooling over his greatness?
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>>81586948
/tv/ please leave
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>>81586777
amused but annoyed. As long as it's a good movie like it's looking like it'll be, I don't care one iota the race or gender of the main characters
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>>81586945
I'd say professional respect but trying to get rid of each other in spite of it? A bit miffed on CGI Tarkin but on the other hand, if they didn't involve him in something Death Star related people would complain more.

what if CGI Tarkin is Rebels era Tarkin in some propaganda kids show
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>>81586945
I hope he gets brought up to the emperor himself after his faliure
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At first I was wondering where all the aliens in Rogue One were, but then I remembered that the only aliens in A New Hope were Chewbacca and everyone in the cantina.
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>>81587015
They were pretty broke back then.
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>>81585518
>mfw the Death Star in Rogue One is actually the one in ROTJ and this movie is set right after ESB
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>>81582021
>tv
I honestly moved from /tv/ here for good about 1 year ago, just as the Mad Max shitposting was starting to get infuriating. I really don't want to see them spill over to other boards like /pol/ likes to do
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>>81586948
Fuck off with your politics faggot. No one here cares
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>>81586995
I don't think we are going to see the Emperor in Rogue One. He was always behind the curtains and let his governors handle everyday politics.
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>>81587120
They already have. Why do you think Baneposting is everywhere?
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>>81586945
Man, that shit is so fucking imposing. I'd follow him to hell and back if he has a commanding voice too.
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>>81587165
>baneposting
Canary in the coal mine if you ask me. That shit still manages to make me giggle after all this time.
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Guys, can we talk about something that truly matters?
>How tall is your ideal waifu?
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>>81585518
He's got a minor point here.
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>>81586994
If CGI Tarkin is a thing, I hope it's not creepy like Young Jeff Bridges in From Legacy. God that was weird to see.
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>>81587218
No taller than your average Bothan
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>>81586945
He's not an Admiral, he's ISB.
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>>81587281
>CGI Tarkin
They should have just recast him. With Charles Dance hopefully.
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>>81587321
He is an admiral. Check his badges.
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>>81587259
>carbon copy of TFA

I don't understand how.
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>>81587322
Major companies love to show off their new and fancy art programs/engines and tech. But yeah, a person actually cast to be Tarkin would have been nice.
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>>81579739
sleep tight yoder
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>>81587321
>>81587386
>5 red
>5 blue
>2 code cylinders

He's an Admiral, exact position unknown until we can see if he has more code cylinders. Looks like there's possibly room for some to hidden under his cape.
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>>81587389
It's a dumbass from Reddit, who cares.
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>>81587322
>>81587407
Tarkin will probably just get a 5 second cameo anyway. He might not even be in the same room as the white admiral if they ever talk to each other.
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>>81582576
> mfw Jedi propaganda
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Meanwhile, in /neanderthal/ 4chac
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>>81587814
That complaint has appeared in this thread plenty. People just don't know how to use their eyes to look at the differences between things.
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>>81587814
Ive seen this shit posted like a dozen times.

Why do people think that the scaffolding there is the disk?

It seems clear to me that there is no disk, that looks more like the space that the disk would slot into. Hell, even in the Rogue One clips, you can kind of see it.

Am I crazy here? Do people not see what I am seeing, or am I just wrong?
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>>81587893
>>81587911
It's a retarded nitpick.
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>>81587911
People want to start hating this movie and want there to be errors and mistakes. But yeah, you can see that is just a support skeleton for the actual Death Star's disk, you can even tell the damned thing isn't solid.
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>>81587814
or, like this anon said

>>81587090
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>>81588009
It would be nitpick if it were true. But those are clearly not the same dish. /tv/ just likes to parrot the same fucking thing again and again regardless how many times it was dissproved before. They 've been memeposting so long that they are doing it now without even realizing
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So will the robot in RO be a funny one or a serious one?
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>>81588073
Hence neanderthal. They literally believe the prequels are better than the OT at this point. Leaving those cretins aside, this movie looks kinda meh. I don't think the main actors were well chosen and knowing how the story will end more or less gives me nasty prequel vibes
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>>81588009
Kinda like with the whole ranting over the klaxon noise
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>I hate this movie
>It doesn't feel like Star Wars
>Why is the protagonist female...again?
>Why are they fitting a dish?
Yeesh, people should wait until they've seen it before blowing it apart.
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>>81588193
>>It doesn't feel like Star Wars

this is the only one I can kind of see where they are coming from, but it's a complaint that can only best be made after the damn movie is out.
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>>81588220
How doesn't it? Jesus, that sounds really stupid.

>protagunist is female
/r9k/, /pol/, /tv/
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>>81588058
>>81587090

That makes no sense, we know this is the first Death Star.

>“Rogue One takes place before the events of Star Wars: A New Hope and will be a departure from the saga films but have elements that are familiar to the Star Wars universe,” says Kathleen Kennedy. “It goes into new territory, exploring the galactic struggle from a ground-war perspective while maintaining that essential Star Wars feel that fans have come to know. Gareth is such an innovative director and I’m so excited to be working with him and the extraordinary ensemble cast he’s selected for ‘Rogue One.’”

http://www.starwars.com/news/rogue-one-the-daring-mission-has-begun-cast-and-crew-announced

People need to start knowing what they're actually taking about. It's not that fucking hard to do some research.
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>>81588220
But wasn't it the intention to make something different this time? It's not supposed to feel like other movies
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>>81588293
>>81588359

>How doesn't it?

It's hard to explain, it feels like it's star wars-esk, like it has the place of star wars, but is lacking the poetic-ness of it. Granted, this is because of the nature of the content (non-heroes, gritty, dirty, espionage, counter-espionage, etc).

It IS different. So this WILL throw people, or at least people with a preconceived notion of what the idea of star wars is, for a loop.
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>>81588508
The feel is very starwarsy tho.
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>>81588220
>>81588359
>>81588508

It's not high adventure from the looks of it.
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>>81588532
> starwarsy

starwarsy in the OT sense or the EU sense?

For me, I'm alright with it because it feels like the old EU star wars books. To others who are newer, and know mainly the movies, it feels different.
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>>81588359
Yes, they flat out said they wanted to make something more gritty and disconnected from the Star Wars we know. There will be very little, if none at all, Force and lightsaber usage.

For those desperate for Star Wars, we have the main saga episodes every other year. This is why we have spin-offs, for something new.
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>>81586945
Everyone respects Tarkin. Even Sheev. in fact i think sheev might even respect Tarkin more than he does Vader.
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>sam and FPJ in that podcast posted before

These guys are so goddamn sincere it hurts, i love themno homo
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>>81588638
>very little, if none at all, Force and lightsaber usage
Seems very risky making a sw movie without that at all. If not someone like and Emperor's hand or and Inquisitor, then Vader will definitely appear and wreck some shit up. Hell, it is possible that the last inquisitor will bite the dust here, since they are so adamant on killing them all off before ANH.
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>>81588717
>that shoulder angel/devil thing they got going on with Taylor
Amazing.
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>>81588359
Fanboys can never be satisfied, we might as well acknowledge it.

>Make an animated show = it's too kiddie.
>Make new saga films = too much rehashing/Force-wank.
>Make spinoff films = too adult/gritty, doesn't feel like SW.

I think people should have stuck with ANH and ESB if they hate everything else in SW so much.
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>>81588717
I want to be fucked by both. No homo.
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>>81588532
>starwarsy
Not to me so far, looks like SyFy originals. But we shall see, I guess.
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>>81588737
>Seems very risky making a sw movie without that at all.
At least Disney's taking risk in making this, but then again even if it fails they have the Star Wars I.P as a whole to make money off of. Merch and Episode Eight would get them their money back if they lose it in Rogue One. Disney has money to burn.

I'm looking forward to this movie for a long time. I want to see what the rest of the Rebellion that isn't a main cast member from the OT. I've been wanting a 'Lower Decks' movie, and seeing how they got the Death Star plans is a pretty interesting thing to see.
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>>81588996
>if it fails
There's no way on this earth or any other something with "Star Wars" in it's title will fail.
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>>81589181
"will make less than expected"? I mean, there's astronomous high hopes, and then there's it failing to reach that despite getting its returns (and double that) back.

I do hope that they try to experiment more and bring more aliens to the table. God I love the weirder SW alien designs, they're so weird yet trying to be biologically plausible. Censored this for nudity and horror
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>>81588737
>Seems very risky making a sw movie without that at all.

Not really. Lightsabers, the force and the Jedi are only one aspect of the SW universe. Look at the teaser trailer: It has star destroyers, AT-AT's, the Death Star, imperial officers, stormtroopers, rag tag rebels etc...
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>>81584003

Ahsoka was in a movie that even got a theatrical release.

Not, you know, a GOOD movie, but a movie.
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so public speaking class assignment was to write and present a eulogy about a fictional character (that everyone would know), picked vader

thinking about doing it from the pov of a nameless 501st trooper during a fake funeral the empire threw for vader

side note of hilarity, there was an amendment to the assignment after some weeb picked an anime character no one knew so the prof added that everyone would know bit
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>>81588886
At this rate, they'd probably hate both for not having the flashing lightsaber duels of the prequels.
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>>81589454
What was the anime character?
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>>81588886
This. You can never please everyone. There are people out there who think that nucanon is both too childish and too adult. How is that even possible?
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>>81587218
Exactly this tall
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So how many of you have drawn and created your own Jedi/Sith or in general Star Wars characters, whether they be Troopers, Bounty Hunters, Smugglers, Wookies, Trandoshans, etc.?

How many of you would say that they're decent characters that could hold their own in a film, series, game, etc. as a character and that would be share-worthy?
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>>81589475
someone from one of the gundams, and not one i have seen so can't really help
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>>81588717
To think that Ultimates all those years ago made me think Freddie was a vapid celebrity.
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>>81589349
Why did you post it, anon? Just why?
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>>81589454
That sounds pretty fun actually. I'd like to read it if you feel like sharing.
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>>81589402
>Lightsabers, the force
That's what normies crave though
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>>81589506
I wish the Quizzies had proper figures or Infinity statues, esp. the latter would mix really well with their base design and the infinity line of stylization and dramatic posing.
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>>81589578
They'll change their mind when the inevitable Vader trailer drops.
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>>81589548
Because I could. Because the reactions would give me pleasure. Because my mind is scarred of it and I need others with the same damage to not feel alone.
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>>81589578
The people I know who don't really like or watch Star Wars prefer everyday characters like Han Solo or Finn. Lightsabers are just extremely iconic, but then again Star Destroyers are too.
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>>81589631
This is better. A little bit. At least there are clothes now.
Is it a trap though?
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>>81589676
>Is it a trap though?
It better be.
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>Catching up with Twilight of the Apprentice
>"What fun, What Fun"
>You mean, my apprentice?
>"Then you will die braver than most"
>Seveth Sister's execution
>Ezra going Dark Side
>Vader walking into the light while Ahsoka walks into the darkness
oh baby
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>>81589676
Anon, if you lay with a Mon Cal, you're an eye person through and through, what matters what's between the legs?
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>>81589596
More 8B would be a dream come true.
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>>81589791
Wish he had been one of the first quizzies... and we'd see a new take on the jumpers, since he's much more alien than the CW ones. But whenever I try to think of a face for him, all I see is "feels good man" pepe
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>>81589569
Yeah, I'm actually enjoying it, trying to keep it as canon as possible, but we needed to throw in a personal story and I couldn't find/remember one that fits perfectly. So I went a little off the cuff keeping it vague.

I'll post a rough draft when I finish it. Probably later today or tomorrow.
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>>81589703
The last thing you need is a person with the teeth of a shark between your legs. That's asking for a trip to the hospital.
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>>81584571
>>81584859
>>81584981

Rey is not actually overpowered in an absolute sense. Compared to, say, Master Luke, or Supreme Leader Snoke, I imagine she is quite weak. She's not even as powerful as ROTJ Luke, or AOTC/ROTS Anakin.

The problem is that Rey overshadows the other characters of her movie. She solves 90% of the problems in that movie by herself, and hardly anybody else ever gets a turn to save the day. Many other characters barely get to do anything AT ALL: BB-8 doesn't get to do anything other than run away from scary things and look cute, even though logically there's no reason for Finn and Rey to hide from the gangsters in the lead-up to the rathtar scene but plenty of reason to hide BB-8, who could then have been the one to release the rathtars and use the doors to save people. Even in the scene as-is, Rey could have release them, been grabbed, and then been saved by Finn, just so Finn gets a turn being the hero for once.

As it stands, Finn becomes the wacky incompetent sidekick any time Rey's in the same scene, because Rey always needs to be the one who saves everybody. The only time she doesn't overshadow the rest of the party is during scenes that she is literally entirely removed from, either because she's separated by a great distance (Takodana, the bridge scene) or because she's literally unconscious (Finn's duel).

Even Luke and Anakin were constantly forced to rely on others to help them in situations far too big for them to handle alone. They had to constantly be part of a team effort, and only had a few situations where they could go it alone and triumph (like the podrace, or the rancor, or...actually, that's pretty much it, at least in the movies). Meanwhile, in TFA, we're constantly shown that there is no "Rey" in "team": she is a team unto herself, and everyone else might as well just stay on the bench where they belong.

And THAT is what is wrong with Rey.
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>>81589868
>8Bro is Pepe

I never knew I wanted this until now.
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>>81589868
There's a tragic lack of delicious xeno in the animated canon. Characters like Barriss and Ahsoka are hot, but aren't really xeno enough.

I'm still sorta holding out hope that we'll see him again. After all, Maul was "confirmed dead" for years before TCW, and he got cut in half.
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>>81589916
Not anyone you're responding to, but you make a good point. I still like Rey though, she's a qt. I just hope she's made a little more three-dimensional in the sequel.
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>>81589888
The risk is part of the fun, and you see what you're getting yourself into. Better than a rodian, there could be anything in that jaw hidden behind their trunk snout.
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>>81589695
>Seveth Sister's execution

That's not a good thing anon...
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>>81584945

The part in Episode 3 has no internal laser. I think it's just a placeholder scaffold so the workers don't accidentally build over the part where the laser is supposed to go.

It might not even be the outer layer. It might be an middle layer, and they'll build inwards, then outwards to complete the thing. The ROTS one looks kinda small.

There are all kinds of ways to keep this from being an inconsistency.
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>>81589992
It's not exactly very surprising that the average viewer might enjoy watching an evil villain get his or her just desserts.
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>>81589940
For fuck's sake, one of us has to become the next Filoni to make the dream come true.
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>>81589982
They're an insectoid species, anon.
Bugs don't have teeth.Its all tongue in there.
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>>81584945
you know, maybe it's possible they removed it for various reasons, like further testing/inspections, or to more easily build another part of it while that thing is out of the way.

Because its shown being put into place like a plug, maybe it isn't such a stretch to believe it can be taken out.
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>>81589916
Not that/those anons but the only problem I have with Rey personally was the Jedi Mind Trick scene. I think it'd have worked a lot better had she just did it as a joke. I know she's likely looked into Jedi and stuff and there is still the possibility she was one of the children Kylo Ren didn't kill at Luke's Academy, but it just feels odd because we weren't given any real exposition of her being aware of what a Jedi Mind Trick was outside of her saying "The Jedi were real?" Which can be assumed he does know some things about them or at least old myths and legends, which could mean a fuck load of nothing.

My only real problem with her. She clearly knows ships and mechanics because that was her job to take them apart and understand them to get food. She clearly lets go at the end against Kylo Ren and douses herself in the force, she could force pull Anakin's lightsaber to her easier than Kylo Ren at the time, I mean he was blasted in the stomach with a bowcaster and got hit in the arm by Finn and was likely a general mess at the time.

But the Jedi Mind Trick, a bit much, hell I'll even accept her over-powering his mind probe during the interrogation solely because he's still struggling with the Light/Dark and the sense of never being as strong as Vader, which he wont.

I do agree with you though, she does overshadow the rest of the cast except Han/Chewie's random banter back and forth.
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>>81590036
>evil villain get his or her just desserts.
But she never got Ezra:(
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>>81589868
Imagine if the Eighth Brother had survived.


>Back at Inky HQ
>First Brother and Fourth Sister are playing a game of Dejarik
>Third Brother is reading an Imperial magazine
>Second Sister and Sixth Sister are argueing about who gets to eat the last Jogan fruit
>Eighth Brother walks in on crutches, battered and bruised
>"Ugh, you won't believe the day I had"
>1B, 4S and 3B are listening to his story while 2S and 6S have a catfight in the background
>1B starts giving him shit for trying to fly with a damaged spinsaber
>4S calls him a doofus and pinches his cheek
>3B is laughing his ass off
>Vader steps in
>"Time for a performance evaluation."
>ohshit.gif
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>>81590031
See this is what I see, it even seems to have little divets for the dish to slot into it, which appears to be how it's being placed during Rogue One.

The only real issue is Death Star II where it seems to be built around the dish and then expanded outwards. Which could be just an issue of "Lets get the weapon running as soon as possible and focus on the rest later, we need the deterrent first and foremost."
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>>81590101
That's what you think anon.

It happened off-screen.
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>>81589940
>Characters like Barriss and Ahsoka are hot, but aren't really xeno enough.
Meh, we barely get enough alien action as it is. Humans ALWAYS hook up with other humans even if they're surrounded by space babes.
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>>81590103
Well, since Vader is known to just execute people who fail on a regular basis..

Perhaps you can throw some bantz at him and remind him he also failed at Malachor. What else ya got to lose at that point.
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>>81590135
god /co/ is so creepy
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>>81590103
>>"Time for a performance evaluation."
It's actually just a play that the Inquisitorious have been rehearsing for. 8Bro is lucky because he get's the part as bush#3.
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>>81590098
I think that the Mind Trick scene was the straw that broke the camel's back, and if it hadn't been in or had been modified (like if she escaped without it, and used a far weaker instinctive effort to subtly distract a guard that was about to find her hiding place) nobody would really mind.

Everything else can, to a degree, be justified by various factors, but that added on top makes you realise how badly the script bends over for her.
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>>81590240
Why do you say that? We're completely normal.
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>>81590103
He likely survived, I mean we saw both Maul and Ahsoka get thrown off the temple and survive, wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility for him to survive too, especially since we haven't seen his face.
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>>81590048
Anon, weeevils and the like dissolve their food with digestive juices. Either you're risking teeth or loosing your private parts to acid.
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>>81590302
Do you expect me to believe that their mouth is also where they digest food? They have stomachs, all that acid should stay there unless you make them gag.
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>>81589940
this is the most xeno thing I got, alien queen pin-up
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>>81590240
Orochimaru is hot, though.
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>>81590277
Agreed, like I said, it'd be fine if it was just an off-hand joke, which is what I thought it was at first, until she got more serious and tried it twice more.

I don't think you have to remove the scene, just have her do it jokingly and it happens to work, I think that's pretty simple followed by the drop your gun line. I think that'd have worked so much better, either that or like you said, just have her escape somehow differently.
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>>81590103
That could be an interesting plotline. The rebels hear about an imprisoned force user, and it turns out to be 8B who's been imprisoned for his failure and tortured nearly nonstop. They get him onto the Ghost, only realizing who he is when they remove the myriad restraints and force-dampeners on him, and by then it's too late to turn back.

And so begins his somewhat-redemption arc.
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>>81590338
I'm suggesting that their spit might be more acidic to pre-digest food, similar to humans (but who got the added benefit of teeth to break matter down).
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She definetly got a good pounding from Ezra.

Just as it should be
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>>81580802
what happened to mother talzin?

that would be a fucking mind blower
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>>81590347

They could also have let Finn be the hero for one scene and rescue her.

But then the whole Internet would have exploded into "DAMSEL IN DISTRESS MISOGYNY BLARGH", so they can't do that.
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>>81590456

This happened to Mother Talzin.

She's not coming back, anon.
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>>81590456
She had actually been kind-of-dead since Maul's resurrection had drained her, so they used Dooku's Life Energy to bring her back only to get shanked by Grievous in Son of Dathomir.
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>>81590399
I'm curious, when did Ezra ever have time to sexual her?
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>>81590513
i was more bullshitting that shes hiding in the disguise of that one rebel leader lady
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>>81590384
I'll risk it.
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>>81590513
> force users battling each other
> Grievous just climbs back onto the tower
> calmly walks through her shield to kill her

He was just so done, I'm glad he could kill someone.
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>>81590513
>>81590456
Does Son of Dathomir happen before, or after she shows up in that Maul and Jar Jar arc?
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>>81590575
Like I'd risk Pau'an teeth, friend.
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>>81590600

After the Mace/Jar Jar arc.
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>>81590494
That too, but it is what it is. I enjoyed the film quite a lot despite some of it's flaws, same as I did the prequels and hell even the OT.

But I do hope they tone back some stuff for VIII and IX at the very least.
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>>81590399
That pic makes me so hard

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Ezra Bridger is known to be THE most hung guy in Lothal, possibly one of the biggest in the galaxy. his cock has been described as "like a lightsaber", with gargantual thickness that would rival Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed SS's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Ezra barely able to force it past the knob, and SS moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Ezra's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
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>>81590620
I would risk the teeth rather than the acid.
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>>81590560
Oh you know... they made it happen behind their masters backs
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>>81590667
Bit hard to masturbate without a lower half, friend.
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>>81590667
That might have been hot, except for the fact I can't stand that little cunt named Ezra. He just pisses me off, especially in the last episode.
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>>81590667
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>>81590344
It'd look better without that weird human-ish second face above the first one.
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>>81590873
I love how everyone has commented on or turned this into a reaction. Thanks Hamill.
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>>81590667
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>>81588591
>EU

Fuck that shit
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>>81590704
I suppose Ezra wouldn't need a lot of time to sexual her. She left disappointed.
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SS and Hera have the best smug faces.
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>>81591031
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>>81591047
>>81591031
Too bad they have the worst personalities
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>>81591074
What was that anon!?
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>>81591074
don't talk shit about mah waifu
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>Sabine was born 21 years before the Battle of Yavin
>Rebels begins in Year 27
>Rebels S2 is Year 28
>ANH is Year 32
>ESB is Year 35
>RotJ is Year 36
>Sabine was born in Year 15, 2 years after RotS
>She's 22 at the start of Rebels, 23 during S2
>27, 30, and 31 during the OT
>61 during TFA

That was...unexpected.
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>>81591179
>every SW thread ever
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>>81591107
It means your waifu is shit. She was boring, but at least she had a cool death.
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>>81591184
She'd be older than that, Yavin was the first Death Star not the second, so she'd have been Born in 11 and be 26 at the start of Rebels.
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>>81591184
The fuck? I thought she was only like 2 or maybe 3 years older than Ezra
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>>81591074
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>>81591179
>>81591107
YOU GOT SHIT WAIFUS
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>>81591240
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>>81591243
Good lord, I hope she and Ezra never become an item, they're just to far apart age/mentality wise.
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>>81591258
She is. Ezra was born 19 years before the battle of Yavin.
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>>81591258
She's supposed to be 16 or so if I recall, so they've highly messed up somewhere along the lines since they said she was born during the Clone Wars, waning days of the Republic.
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>>81591184
Some of this doesn't really add up. If she was born two years after ROTS, and Ezra was born during ROTS, how is she so much older than him?
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>>81591272
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>>81591272
Get out Sheev, you're too old for this.
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>>81591340
You think she went for Ezra because she had suffered so much from Sheev that she thought she could be the aggressor for once, going for a "helpless" boy?
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>>81591340
Sheev is never too old
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>>81591184
Let me fix that for you. This is current canon.

TPM: Year 0
AotC: Year 10
TCW: Year 10-12
RotS: Year 13
Rebels S1: Year 27
Rebels S2: Year 28
ANH: Year 32
ESB: Year 35
RotJ: Year 36

If Sabine was born 21 years before the Battle of Yavin, that means she was born 21 years before Year 32, that puts her at Year 11, and 16 for Rebels S1 and 17 for Rebels S2. Meanwhile Ezra was born during RotS in Year 13, so he's 14/15 respectively.

You guys are coming up with an extra 10 years somewhere, I assume you may have read it wrong or something and saw 31 instead of 21.
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>>81591367
nah she just wanted /ss/
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>>81591226
More like:

>every thread ever

The madness is everywhere
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>>81591367
She wanted a relationship like Vader once had with Ahsoka
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Yeah...>>81591184 is high

Sabine was born 21 bby
Ezra was born 19 bby

rebels started 5bby, and is now 4bby

21-4= 17, Sabine's age
19-4=15, Ezra's age

Where did you get your crazy numbers?
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>>81591367
Nah she just likes 'em young boys. She's a cougar.
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Reminder that the Empire did nothing wrong
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>>81591449
>cougar
Would you guys say yes if that happened to you? You're like fifteen and she's 25-32?
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>>81591492
Being with a cougar is something I've wanted since the day I started fapping over 10 years ago, so absolutely yes.
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>>81591492
Depends on the race and the looks honestly. Her face seems disgruntled most of the time, so I probably wouldn't, but I know others would.
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>>81591492
>>81591449
>>81591526
She isn't old enough to be a cougar
Just an older woman
I'd say 40+ is cougar territory
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Show them this screen shot so they know its me.
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>>81591554
SHUT IT DOWN
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>>81591584
Do you know me?
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>>81591492
Might be a good way to persuade her from killing me. Also Mirialan buttcheeks. Yes, yes, yes.
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Are American women even trying?
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>>81579739
sleep tight yoder
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>>81591547
>I'd say 40+ is cougar territory
That's dinosaur territory, son
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>>81591646
I didn't say I was into cougars
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>Doing lewd things with SS is fun. FUN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpBBiJhI3yw
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>>81591626
>>81591626
Yes, yes they are. You can't deny these hips, thighs, and ass (from the trailer).
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How do I unfuck my shit up like Mark?
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>>81584859
Imagine a female lead get her shit pushed in as hard as the punisher did.
I bet that would just cause another shitstorm, cause we live in the wonderful time of double standards nobody is allowed to talk about because of misguided political correctness.
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>>81591626
Are you implying Felicity Jones is American and looks bad in that pic...I'm confused.
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>>81591772
Work out, go on a diet, be rich, grow a beard.

Choose 2.
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>>81591772

Have Disney walk into your house at midnight with a big bag of money and saying "you're Luke Skywalker again and we're not giving you a choice".
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>>81591793
no, I just posted two British qts
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>>81591776

Polite disagreement: Nobody whines about Banshee and that show treats its women the exact same it treats its men (brutally).
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Can we stop with the stupid BUT MUH DEATH STAR SATELLITE DISH THINGY WAS DONE IN EP 3 now?
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>>81591849
I can't tell if being Pablo is rewarding or suffering.

It's his literal job to shut up nerds with useless trivia about Star Wars like this.
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>>81591825
I know, I was just confused by the way you worded it and an unflattering pic of Felicity. So I got confused.
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>>81591882
Most definitely suffering
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>>81591844
I never heard of show called banshee though...
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>>81591882
i never thought canon and fluff would ever be an issue in star wars.

now it has more issues with its time line then warhammer 40k
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>>81582609
Fuck you, read a book!! The force is still out of balance because they didnt kill Snoke, who has been around since before the empire.
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>>81591772
I started to lose weight because of him.
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>>81591849
Of course not. /tv/ drones are looking for anything to ruin Disney canon drones' fun of "everything is connected and nothing is contradictory!!" No matter how many times they can be told this tweet, they will pretend it isn't there and continue on trolling.
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>>81591772
>>>/fit/
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>>81591960
Delet this.
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>>81591772
Lots of people go through depressive periods and turn to food for comfort, the questions is what you choose to do on your better days.
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>>81592004
>tfw Luke went on a self destructive streak of drinking and eating after Kylo killed his students
>the shame is too much so he goes into hiding on an island with nothing but rocks to eat
>eventually he's back in shape, just when a new apprentice arrives
He's had to wait a long time for the happy times
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>>81591925

It's not /co/ so maybe not so relevant here, but it's very entertaining.

A man with A Past(TM) leaves prison, walks into a small town in America and passes himself off as the new sheriff when said sheriff is murdered before he can start his job. Then he starts to fuck around with/up a local corrupt Christian cult leader, biker gangs and Native American militant tribes. It's super-fucking-trashy but totally doesn't give a shit about what gender you are when you get murdered. /tv/ might have a thread but I stay away from /tv/.

Anyway back to the conversation. Star Wars good.
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>>81591967
Seriously you can even see the fucking dish fitting into the sockets in the Rogue One trailer which are the same sockets from RotS.
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>>81592004

If nothing else I will still like Disney a lot because they gave us back happy and healthy Mark Hamill.
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>>81592055
Remember anon, SW happens in the past, so all their fates are sealed and they're all dead no matter what.
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>>81592097
As if her scrawny arms could lift a manly man like Luke.
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>>81592059
>Anyway back to the conversation.
>It's super-fucking-trashy but totally doesn't give a shit

Well, the point I was trying to make is that SW is too high profile to not give a shit.
People that otherwise don't care for it or even know anything about it are gonna try to use it to push an agenda, just because it's well known.

But yeah, slightly off topic I guess.
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>>81592133
Daisy is pretty fit, and people often overestimate how much visible muscle mass is needed to lift.

Back on track, Luke a cute. Anyone got more old man Luke fanart?
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>>81592143

Yeah good point. Sometimes I wish people cared about things less. :(
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>>81592133
She's got this shit anon, Force Bear Hug.
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>>81588175
>They literally believe the prequels are better than the OT at this point
prove they aren't :^)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy3NkZng2bM

is she a real star wars fan? I'm too autistic to tell
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>>81592512
Based on the 10 seconds I bothered to watch, I'd guess the CGI character in the video is a fictional one, with a personality to match.
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>>81591849
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>>81592696
>>81592700
Pablo-mind activated. Bless him, he's trying his best to make them understand.
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>>81592731
Pablo's our #1 guy.
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>>81592177
that thumbnail made me think Luke had a terminal case of tumblr nose.
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I can say anything to prove my self to you guys,I only wnat to help.
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You get you're own rebels cell, who's in your crew?
For me it's pic related
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>>81592892
This is my crew
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>>81591937
And the Sith were around for a thousand years thought to be extinct but still plotting. It still took Sidious and his machinations to screw the balance. The Dark Side exists. It's a naturally destabilizing Force since violence tends to beget more violence, and so on. It needs special cops to deal with it. That's the Jedi.

Before shit got real bad the Force got proactive and conceived Anakin, but Sheev managed to corrupt its Chosen One.

Actions and behaviors are what throw the Force out of balance. It's why the Jedi losing their way during the war helped create the very imbalance they are meant to preserve.
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>>81592892
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>>81592696
>>81592700
So what he's basically saying is it took twenty years and untold number of manpower, engineers, and slave labor for the Empire to screw in a lightbulb. Good to know.
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>>81578304
WOAH HOOOOOOOAAAAH
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>>81592892
My mom. I love my mom.
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>>81592998
Government Efficiency in action, even in Sheev's Galactic Empire.
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>>81590350
>>81590287
>>81590275
Either Pablo or Filoni said he is kill
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>tfw we reach the end of a thread and conversation comes to a halt in anticipation

Nobody wants to start a new topic that will die as soon as the new thread comes
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>>81592512
>CGI reaction
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
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>>81592892
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>>81593250
tell me about him anon.
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>>81593119
As has been said, Maul was kill before they decided to bring him back. He's not dead until we see the body, and it's missing at least two limbs and the head.
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>>81593319
he was waking up from his nap.
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>>81592892
Ya Jaish al Muqawama, Taqqadam!
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@pablohidalgo 18 minutes ago
Though Kyle Katarn is not in Rogue One it appears he's the lead in Hardcore Henry from the look of it.
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>>81593526
>Hardcore Henry

My god, what an unbelievably shit-tier concept.
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>>81593250
HE WAS THERE, NAPR WAS THERE
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>>81593728
One day and I'm already tired of this meme
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>>81593897
It's so forced it hurts
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>>81593897
spotted the traitor
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>>81593119
He's alive where it matters, in my heart.
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>>81593897
I wouldn't mind if it was actually funny. The napping trooper is more of a "heh, that's kinda funny" thing when it's pointed out to you but they treat it like it's the funniest thing they've ever seen.
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>>81593949
>>81593728
this is just not funny or creative, no one outside of the people who coined it will spread it.
>>
New thread when?
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>>81593949
If you're going to go with the NAPR thing at least put him in pictures where he looks like he's sleeping. Just having him standing there isn't even a joke.
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>>81594126
Now
>>81594137
>>81594137
>>81594137
>>81594137
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>>81594130
They also screwed up by turning Judas into TR-8R. Whoever made that either doesn't know who Judas is or doesn't get TR-8R.
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>>81592892
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>>81592892
an all ithorian band of rebels, we will be called...

The ithorian Jam crew
>>
NEW THREAD
>>81594137
>>81594137
>>81594137
>>81594137
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>>81594345
>>81594156
Oh my bad. I'm fucking stupid
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>>81591967
To be fair this is the same exact shit the EU dealt with. Obvious contradictions cleaned up by Pablo and Chee. You know they made that scene in Rogue One, realized they fucked up, then Pablo sat down with everyone to figure out how to unfuck themselves.
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>>81594763
>/tv/ memeing so hard they start to deny reality
There's literally nothing worthwhile about /tv/, its board culture, or its posters.
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