Homestuck Update Anticipation Thread

this is the worst op yet

>>81546777
LUCKY TRIPS SPEAK TRUTHS. AND THE FIRST POST.

>>81546627
I haven't yet but will sometime after I get the sleep this comic and thread had taken from me. Thank you for the recommendation.

>>81546777
you're the worst op yet.

>>81546777
I made the OP and I can't even argue with the trips.

>>81546751
Don't ever try to talk professionalism with me or my wife's son ever again.

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>We'll never get several updates over the span of a single day again
>We'll never get updates at 4 am again
>We'll never mash F5 waiting for an update again
>We'll never have the notifier pop up while you're in the middle of masturbating again
>We'll never get updates after the 13th

>>81546791
oh okay cool
i just dont want to miss your review is all
sleep well

>>81546875
I miss the scattershot updates. It was a pleasant surprise when there was an update, rather than a hyped event.

>>81546911
who cares, ipgd went full fujoshi
fulljoshi

>>81546911
MTaHK > Hush > Comfortable Bugs > Ithaca > Commissions

>>81546934
CB is way worse than Ithaca dude

7 days of Davekat shitposting
An eternity of Davekat becoming endgame shitposting

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So Spades is alive and just got swallowed up by the black hole right?

>>81546972
he got his head cut off

>>81546980
yeah but he's alive right

>>81546972
Possible. He's a cyborg to the point that decapitation might not mean instadeath. He is very much decapitated though. Not a good sign.

>>81546980
He can just walk it off.

>>81546941
Eh, I prefer 69423 and Every Time I Look Into Your Eyes to most of the Ithaca tracks.

>>81547004
Two tracks don't make the whole album

>Karkat will never meet (Karkat)

Where the fuck is the update?

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>tfw your not good enough at art or music to collaborate with Andrew Hussie

>>81547034
>tfw it's too late anyway because Homestuck is already finished

>>81547029
Youtube

>>81547014
Ithaca's more consistent, I suppose, but I felt CB's high points were higher. I love them both, though.

>>81547022
>(Vriska) will never take revenge on Vriska's bullying and makes her pay

>>81547061
Gesundheit.

>>81547061
wrong file name.

>>81547034
If I did, could I put down Homestuck on my resume?

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For something done and already shcduled, I was expecting updates to hit with the regularity of a clock.

What is going on?

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This update (Specifically the "you know what" reference") got me thinking.

>Heart players aspect is the SOUL, dealing with the fragmentation and unification of the self
>the only player who we know used their aspect to the fullest in this regard, Dirk, used it to maintain "himself", a shared identity, across multiple personas: brain ghost/dreamself/normal self, and to a lesser extent, auto-responder.
>entity composed of at least half a heart player mimics a battle sequence from a game about a person who fights with their soul and retains knowledge of their actions through multiple instances of the game's save states

Was Frisk a Heart player the whole time?

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Now this is my kind of thread. Have a rare bowman.

Please don't single me out though, that makes me worse than a tripfag

>>81547122
you just got overexcited, no one ever said regular updates would be at midnight

>>81547123
heart + time, because saving is time travel
also theyre nonbinary
davepeta IS frisk

>>81547112
Probably, unless your art was in Game Over.

>>81547141
>we know used their aspect to the fullest in this regard, Dirk, used
Not at midnight exactly, but as an european, I expect to go to sleep and find updates when I woke up in the morning.

>>81547141
>also theyre nonbinary
I never said anything to the contrary. I said "person" because it's a self insert.

Does that imply Davepeta's going in for a redo?

>>81547182
>I never said anything to the contrary
didnt mean you did, i was just adding on

>Davepeta's going in for a redo
i doubt hell take the reference that far, but it did make the ut battle more appropriate

>>81547182
they already did. That's how Davesprite came about to begin with

>>81547061
God bless you anon.
http://tindeck.com/listen/mxtt

Holy shit, I found something Bowman anon doesn't have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfsrTxUUssw (and the other video?)

>>81547265
I'm afraid I have a lot more videos than that, even private ones.

>>81547279
god damn it

>>81547279
How many, exactly? Are you thinking of a number between 450 and 850?

>>81547305
720, won't you reach in and grab it for me?

enough bowmanposting, I'm becoming the cancer that people feared

>>81546997
He got blown up by an explosion that took out half a planet
he dead, son

>>81547409
he still has the oven, which is an indestructible juju

>>81547416
the oven was not a juju
it was just a regular oven that Biscuits liked to hide in
really roomy, though

>>81547450
it had actual time powers. That's why the bomb that Slick threw in there would go off until it was opened again

So are we all killing ourselves after 4/13? I know I am.

>>81547450
it moves forward at 1 second per second, but things inside are caught in temporal stasis, it's also presumably immortal.

>>81547497
but what about hiveswapped

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>81547497
nah I got to get in contact with my publisher around then

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>tfw Cans was essentially one of the final bosses
Why exactly did Jake have to fight the Felt anyways?

>>81547508
>>81547450
And it has a very high storage capacity

>>81547572
they work for the mobster
the robot ass man

>>81547542
Hussie get the fuck off of 4chan.

>>81547530
I really don't want it too, honestly. Even though Homestuck hasn't been as great to me since Hivestuck ended, I did enjoy the shit out of act 4 and the times we had.

But seriously, let's end this shit already.

>>81547572
you could also ask why exactly did the kids have to also fight spades slick at all

>>81547589
Spades?

Will Karkat break up with Dave for killing Slick?

>>81547619
aye

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>>81547619
Nope. His name is Robot Ass Man now.

>>81547634
>being this Hotheaded

>>81547620
did he break up with terezi for exiling him?

>>81547677
Him and Terezi were never officially in a relationship. And exiling isn't the same as killing.

>>81547495
That was just Hussie having fun with words. The bomb's timer was set to a couple of hours plus a couple of seconds.
But since you can cram an entire gang of mobsters into that oven, it's clearly not normal.

>>81547046
dude
avas demon
lmao

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>LE falls down stairs, glitches and die

trust me I am a seer at my rp sburb team

>>81547809
rose with the lesbian fingering tech

What time is it in clapistan? Shouldn't there have been an update by now?

Who the fuck is bowman, what did he do and why should I care?

>>81547882
He was smart enough not to contribute to this flash

>>81547882
Probably the second most influental HS music team member next to toby. has an extremely autistic fan here and for some reason somebody decided to dedicate the OP to him.

haven't head of anything homestuck related with bowman in a while though. I wouldn't be surprised if he did the epilogue music though

>>81547882
Sburban Jungle, Explore, that voiced album etc.

>>81547913
>smart enough
He stopped contributing by 2013, you held your expectations for nothing.

>>81547874
Probably not another one for at least 10 hours m8.

>>81547572
because there are poolballs on his bedsheets

>>81547929
well work on that flash started in 2013 so there's that

>>81547596
Well, if they hadn't fought him, odds are he would have killed them all. Dersite agents are kind of programmed that way, aren't they.

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>yfw this is supposed to be karkat

>>81547416
>>81547450
>>81547495
>>81547727
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003218
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003219
The oven has powers (holding a lot of shit in stasis [possibly related to captchalouges?]) but these aren't considered time powers nor is it a juju so the crowbar doesn't affect it.

Also well searching for those pages I found this:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003139
Thoughts on if this will be relevant?

>>81548050
(You)
Nobody cares to projecting fanart.

>>81548052
>Thoughts on if this will be relevant?
he used the doll to summon the current felt, but the doll was presumably on slick when he went into the black hole, so it ended up on post scratch earth with gamzee and the crowbar, so who knows, lord english might have it for all we know.

>>81548052
SS already used it

>>81547624
Get 'em on LoMaX, I'll call it in.

>>81548052
>The oven doesn't really have any magical time properties to be negated.
Dude, come on. It's spelled out right there.
The definition of "traveling into the future at a rate of one second per second" is that for every second elapsed outside, one second elapses inside. Anything else would be a magical time property.
The only power that thing has is the magical space property of being bigger inside.

What's with those meaningless titles like Cascade or Collide? What's next, Revalations? Origins?

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>>81548052
Upon alt Callie eating the green sun or whatever, Crowbar pulls Snowman's pin and someone rejuvenates the Kids' Genesis Frog

I dunno

>>81548104
Revelations and origins are not verbs you dummy.

>>81548050
take away the horns and it's just completely lost on me that it's karkat. good art of a character, like humanstuck trolls should be able to convey their other qualities well.

this is just...

>>81548104
Well Collide is about roughly seventeen different villains all crashing the session at once. Seems appropriate to me.
Cascade is about shit spiraling out of control or whatever. Although Descend was about that too, I guess.
I'm just hoping the final animation is called [S] Ascend.

>>81548050
I could probably accurately describe the demographics of this artist.

The oven works exactly the same as everything else from the intermission, and Problem Sleuth for that matter. The rules are whatever is most convenient or funny at any particular moment. It can delay the timer of a bomb one moment and yet be considered not a juju in the next, and it really doesn't matter.

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>>81548050
How do you see this and get that?

>>81548129
>not [S] Retrieve Arms

>>81548145
i mean, the hair is roughly the right shape

but this is clearly fetish art so literally who cares

>>81548050
Did anyone else see his eyebrow and eye as the mouth and the horn as the eye in the thumbnail, resulting in a kind of grotesque fish face?

>>81548050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XssezLka--I

>>81546934
>MTaHK
Hussie never actually put a reference to them in comic did he? Sort of sad really.

I like to think that lower carapacians like WV have an affinity to their stories upon game start, and that's why they're more prone to have an uprising.

>youtube instead of flash
REEE

Does anyone here have a download link or torrent for the new album?

>>81548162
Yeah if you're complaining about this stuff you should be complaining about big titty Jades too.

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>>81548088
>>81548091
I more meant the fact that it specifically mentions the doll as potentially being able to bypass LE's time shenanigans. Also, Dies has the doll on him in Collide, which means if the speculation is right its now under Jake's control.

>>81548099
>You set the bomb to go off in a few seconds, when both it and Biscuits are released from it in a few hours.
Dude come on. It's spelled out right there.
Time doesn't advance for things in the oven. This stasis is apparently a mundane effect so the crowbar can't stop it.

>>81548324
Big tits on Jane make sense, given that she's a female. On Karkat they do not.

>>81548347
>Dies has the doll on him in Collide
good catch!

man, now I'm excited again, I thought the felt were pretty much done with.

>>81548352
Maybe I should have said dog dick Jade or Cocknaya then.

>>81548352
its just art of a really fat karkat in lingerie
fat guys have breasts

How big do you think Act 7 will be? I don't think theres any way all the remaining plot points can be solved in the next 40 pages.

>>81548396
notice the lack of a bulge downstairs. this is clearly a tumblrific trans interpretation

>>81548411
couldnt it be a genderbend? i dont think trans guys generally like to wear girly shit

>>81548347
>You set the bomb to go off in a few seconds, when both it and Biscuits are released from it in a few hours.
He set the bomb to go off in a couple of seconds, in a couple of hours. It's Hussie's overly complicated way of saying that he set the timer on the bomb to the timer on the oven plus a few seconds.

>>81548352
Its a rule 63 Karkat. It's like you have never seen reverse Gender arts.

>>81548468
no, get out

>>81548434
just visited the tumblr, and apparently it's an au karkat called 'bubblegum punk'. from the few pages back I went it seems that he inexplicably has tits, and no real mention of gender at all. typical tumblr.

>>81548481
ok. then i guess a better question is why do you give a fuck

>>81548474
No I like him, you get out.

>>81547809
but does your uncle work for hussie?

>>81548404
What's left? One more Homosuck update, wrap up a few character arcs (should be easy, considering how rushed they've been since A6A6 started), Kill LE. Seems doable in 40 pages and a flash.

>>81548546
its not that they think its canon. theyre just in the portion of tumblr that does hate genderbends (and doesnt realize trans headcanons are themself a form of genderbending)

>>81548567
characters don't have arcs, hussie meta-stated it through dave or something

>unironic davekat canonity/endgame discussion

>>81548647
No, it's not.

>>81548620
Well, yeah, but they kind of do? Rose resents her alcoholic mother, mom dies, Rose becomes an alcoholic, kicks the habit, comes out a better person. Dave thinks of his brother like a hero, loses his brother, meets his brother from an alt universe, finally admits his brother was an asshole, comes to terms with it and forms a healthy brotherly relationship with Dirk.

Maybe arcs is the wrong word.for what I'm thinking of

Someone just ask the artist if this is meant to be a genderbend or not so we can end this dumb debate.

>>81548687
like anyone cares THAT much

>>81548654
>and that makes you a god damn hypocrite
It's Occam Razor's principle: several valid explantion can work, you take the simplest one because it will be the easiest to debunk.

And he clearly look female.

>>81548687
Nah, let it go on. Watching them fight is entertaining.

>>81548736
this pretty much

>>81548683
no it's
>Rose resents her alcoholic mother, everyone else dies, gets absorbed by an alt version of herself, mom dies, Rose becomes an alcoholic, kicks the habit, dies, gets buried, gets dug back up, gets revived, meets another alt version of herself, gets merged with her dead cat, gains enlightenment.

>>81548744
given that you cant talk i guess i shouldnt expect you to read either but im not the only person youve been talking to (and that wasnt me)

>the one giving intend to someone
someone translate this for me

>>81548759
>troll dicks are literally bones
>they are constantly erect

>>81548770
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

>>81548770
>what is a baculum

>>81548761
... So is that an arc or not?

>>81548784
>>81548789
baculumind

>>81548784
>>81548789
I coulda swore the baculum is just the support structure for the muscles and such to attach too, not literally inside the penis itself.

>>81548789
>>81548784
I'm more imagining it as their pants being constantly comically tented

>>81548797
no it's a bunch of bullshit that happened for a large number of unrelated reasons

>>81548799
I think it was a joke

>>81548808
>didnt even read the first half of my post
thats not what happened, and you get stupider every time you type another letter

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>>81548829
Sorry, I couldn't tell in-between all the whining.

It's early in the morning, I've been up all night and clearly way too angsty for 6:30.

>>81548826
Fair enough. Still, there are a few characters that still have lessons or morals to learn before the comic ends.

>>81548860
>hairy armpit Jade
Is this a thing Y/N
Someone please confirm and post pics

>>81548647
Aranea said trolls reproduced bisexually, so they canonically have two distinct sexes. The hermaphroditic thing is false.

>>81548830
>thats not what happened
What happened, then?
Unless you are not the one who posted >>81548546

>>81548892
How about you go to /aco/ and request that shit there?

>>81548886
I don't think you even read my post if you thought what you just said was accurate.
I was defending it on account of other fetishizations in the fandom being equally weird and oblique to canon.
There's Grimdark art, fatstuck, fancystuck, steampunk style, bloodswaps, and whatever the hell else. Transuggostuck shouldn't be that big a deal.

>>81548683
>>81548683
>>81548826
>>81548884
Character arc (n)
1. Changes to a characters personality, worldview, or other internal changes as a result of events in the story.

In other words, any character who isn't static from beginning to end of the story undergoes an arc. Whether or not this growth follows a classic/cliche arc such as the "Hero's Journey" is for literary scholars to argue.

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Can Karkat please get some cool shit from Clover?

>>81548934
Crap, meant to link >>81548620

>>81548900
Trolls reproduce by feeding genetic material to the Mother Grub. This genetic material is collected from matesprit and kismesis couples, which can be either gender (since trolls dont really have a concept of gay and straight)

>>81548969
So you're saying they can reproduce hermaphroditic but aren't hermaphrodites because they have separate sexes? Makes a lot of sense.

Would someone please save us from this hell.

>>81549025
WAKE ME UP

>>81548918
All you are doing is sperging over whether this drawing is rule 63 or dumb trans headcanon.

>>81549038
Wake me up inside!

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>>81549025

>>81549065
That quote was actually in the movie, said by Steve Buscemi.

I thought the joke was that Steve Buscemi would never be in a film like that and they'd never have a line like that.

But it happened.

I saw the face of god and he was crying.

Why you fucknig care to fictional characters gender

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>>81549025
no

>>81549103
The spy kids franchise had a lot of unexpected actors in it. George Clooney, Danny Trejo, Sylvester Stalone, Elijah Wood, the list goes on

Also that Spy Kids takes place in the same universe as the Machete and Grindhouse films.

Okay I'm pretty sure this is all we know from cannon:
Trolls have 2(3?) sexes:
"Male" who lack breasts and have a bone bulge.
"Female" who have breasts (Function unknown. Dirk cut off ARquius before he could explain.) Contents of pants unknown.
Mating between any combination of these two is viable.

They seems to imply either they are both (biologically) hermaphroditic, with the Mother Grub getting involved as a host mother somewhere in there history, or both (biologically) male, with the Mother Grub actually being the female of the species.

Note: two sexes of the same gender isn't unheard of. There is a species of fish with 2 males, a species of (lizard?) with three males, and a species of birds is the process of developing 2 males and two females.

>>81549088
It's kind of strange that the trolls actually do have two genders, considering that they don't seem to have different roles in society generally and reproduction is bisexual. I originally thought it must be due to Doc Scratch/The Condesce's influence but that was debunked when we saw the danscestors.

>>81547497
I finally will be. Feels good man. Although I am disappointed that I won't be around for the new Godzilla.

>>81549179
I got into a huge argument about this before, but it really is strange, especially since their breasts aren't even functional. Gender roles were non-existent before Porrim brought it up and mentioned female Jade Bloods got the brunt end of raising the Mother Grub.

>>81549215
No they werent. The conversation you're refering to is the one where John talks to Terezi about Karkat. It's been easily misinterpreted, but John was refering to Karkat, not Terezi.

>>81549215
Bone Bulges have been exclusively referred to as being owned by male trolls. A female troll has never mentioned having a bulge.

Nooks, on the other hand, are exclusively referred to as being owned by females.

This is ignoring uses like "Bulge biter" or "nook sniffer", where owning the body part in question doesn't apply

>>81549215
I was only listing what I knew 100%. I'm not about to binge through everything after the trolls were introduced searching for whether or not Karkat has one line where he mentions Nepeta's bone bulge

>>81549194
What a whole load of bullshit. It was clearly not Hussie's intention, given how weirded out he was by the art. He also implied that differing sex is an evolutionary remnant on his formspring back in the day. So they kept their differing body parts even if over time their habits changed.

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Shame globes are obviously meant to be balls, so by virtue that common headcanon is crap. Pic related

>Gender discussion
Please stop

>>81549322
Aren't they also used to refer to breasts?

>>81549347
Nah fuck this is fun.
Besides it's not Gender discussion you boob it's Troll DICK-BALL SEX-CRUNCHING debates.

What's more fitting in the spirit of the comic than arguing how Trolls Fuck?

>>81549369
those are rumble sphere, friend

>>81549369
No, that's rumble spheres. If they were breasts Karkat wouldn't have drawn "kiss my shameglobes" on the battle plans, given how he doesn't have boobs.

>>81549322
Okay so explain how female trolls get their genetic material in the bucket but also give the same ingredients for the slurry as males do.

>>81549369
Nah, I think those HTML5 walkaround had another synonym for breasts. Rumble spheres, maybe?

>>81549366
Hermaphroditic means possessing both male and female sex characteristics. By definition. You can't go "Oh well this term means something COMPLETELY different in another world" when trolls and humans use the same language and meaning, and something as scientific as "hermphrodite" wouldn't have the slang excuse.

>>81549347
Why? We stopped discussing Tumblr genders a little while back. Now we're on the cool world-building style of gender discussion.
(Why yes I like /tg/ and sci-fi, how could you tell?)

>>81549366
>And that's evidence for what exactly? The art was a reaction to how fans were weirded out by troll love.
Hussie was weirded out by people coming up with the tentabulge headcanon. That means that it wasn't his intention.

so wheres kurloz

So is Oppa Toby Style the full version of Rex English?

>>81549398
You don't need a phallic organ to release a larger amount of fluid. You might as well ask how women are able to urinate on a toilet.

>>81549421
If we're going by that, then by definition they cannot be Hermaphrodites, some having tits and others not and all.

But I'm saying you cannot conflate definitions as evidence without stripping the minimal of the assumptions. Otherwise you're going
>Hermaphroditic means sex differences
>Trolls have sex differences (Breasts)
>Therefore Trolls are Hermaphrodites
>Thus Trolls have different genitals
You cannot go "OH trolls clearly have sex differences so we can infer and know every other one just by assuming the positive of troll-human similarities."

Even if they are using the term hermaphrodite to refer to utters and milk-makers we cannot just apply casual usage to derive their entire anatomy.

>>81549398
Maybe instead of a uterus they have a gland that releases the material?

>>81549518
Tits are not part of the sexual reproductive system. They aren't genitals.

>>81549510
Alright but the alternative is still absurd to imagine for fictional genitals anyway. We'd have to infer they basically have the same genitals EXCEPT in place of ovular production they have basically testicles in their 'gina and make sperm. It's just a bizarre thought.

>>81549518
My reply stated
>male and female sex characteristics.
Breasts and boobs (to humans) are female sex characteristics.
They seem to be latently available in male species on Alternia if Author and the Humanimals are any indication. They seem pretty plainly hermaphroditic.

For all we know both sexes of Trolls might have Innies. Or they might have bonebulges for spraying out fluids like a nozzle. It's really gross to think about.

>>81549398
breasts

you know, if you really want to fap to futa or cuntboys you dont have to write a whole essay defending some shaky reasoning for why theyre canon when theyre most likely not. go forth and be unashamed.

>>81549481
Forgotten like DD and a bunch of other plotlines

>>81549485
Yes

>>81549547
Like male fishes do. Everything is inside. Nothing outside, just a hole.

Thou I don't like this idea.

>>81549582
Meant for
>>81549543

>>81549523
Anything's possible, it's not very efficient but evolution isn't groomed for efficiency.
I'm just saying we don't know. It's probably not anything like humans, and even if it is the whole Quadrants = Different Genetic Material thing throws a really head-hurting wrench in trying to make sense of it.

>>81549547
not really. testicles and ovaries develop from the same proto-gonad in the womb, and even in humans you have occasional mutants with internal testicles

>>81549585
"Troll males" as we'd recognize them might have breasts. Author had utters. We might have been lucky enough to see troll females and males exclusively in line with our expectations.

>>81549582
Breast are secondary sexual characteristics. Hermaphrodism only applies to the primary sexual characteristics (gonads).

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>>81549637
It's becoming increasingly obvious all tentabulge tumblrfags haven't read the comic

>>81549637

You had me trying to remember at what point the author was drawn with udders.

>>81549608
Yeah people like the tentabulges headcanon because futa is like 100x more popular than whatever the male equivalent is.
I think ipgd drew davesprite with a bird vagina once, that the only relevant thing I can think of.

>>81549587
Why not? Writing essays and figuring out creepy sex things just makes it hotter.
How are we going to write out fucked up fap-fictions otherwise? Imagine they're just gray humans?

Boring and far less kinky.

>>81549656
>purple hair
Do some trolls have naturally purple hair or did eridan dye his?

>>81549658
Along his first introduction? He poured Equius milk right away.

>>81549656
Absence of evidence fallacy.

>>81549683
Aurthour, anon

>>81549659
>whatever the male equivalent is.
cuntboys
>I think ipgd drew davesprite with a bird vagina once
there's actually a relatively solid cache of davesprite cloaca fics and pics. Come to think of it, I think I wrote one once.

>>81549683

Arthour. Not the Author, Arthour. The Author is Hussie, Arthour is the weird humanimal lusus.

>>81549683
nigger that's a panel straight from the comic, what the fuck are you implying? males don't have breasts

I think the Aranea thing completely debunks it. It's pretty clear what was meant there.

>>81549659
Well didn't John imply he had a cloaca in the actual comic? That's something that would actually have some backing.

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>>81549681
in the flashback to when Karkat ectocloned them all, his grub already had the streak, but at the same time the humans emerged already wearing glasses and diapers

>>81549683
burden of proof

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>>81549547

>>81549725
>didn't John imply he had a cloaca in the actual comic
he more alluded to the possibility that Davesprite had nothing down there, rambling vaguely about ghost butts

>>81549725
I think he just said bird ass.

>>81549716
It's a covering, so an artists depiction in-story and google image out-of story.

>>81549740
Arthour.

what time did that gamzee poster post again in old threads? does he still do that? like was it 3am or something?

>>81549768
What the fuck anon, he could have just photoeditted breasts, he's done it before, he's a fucking expert at it with humanimals.

Is this just a clever troll or a sad massively delusional retard?

>>81549753
I think he said something along the lines of "pooping and laying eggs out of the same ghostly hole" which would be an apt description. I'd have to go back and find the exact wording.

>>81549802
Nevermind, it was actually Dave.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008286
DAVE: he also presumably takes a dump and lays eggs out of the same ghostly hole

>>81549776
please tell me someone else remembers this and it wasn't just some weird fever dream

So Davesprite didn't have a dick? No wonder he was depressed.

>>81549900
>imagine dating Jade but not being able to fuck her

>>81549931
Well if all the people who assume she got more than just Bec's powers are correct...

>>81549931
There are still other ways to pleasure a girl.

>>81549962
Or a dickgirl.

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mfw the screen at the end of [S] Collide went black, knowing full well that Roxy is going to inherit the curse of the handmaid.

Please Mr Hussie, deliver an update soon so we can stop talking about gential headcanons

>>81549986
We don't know if it passes on twice.

>>81549999
quads for true Davepeta genitals

>>81550013
As an option: Condy is just about to resurrect due to her Conditional Mortality.

But that is unlikely: she collapsed way too epic to do it.

>>81549986
She's not going to inherit the fucking curse. Neither is Jane. No one is.
The Handmaiden passed it on to Condy intentionally because that was her last mission and LE intended it that way. You don't get from killing the curse-barer or anything.

Your goose is cooked BKEW.
I hate this fucking captcha what is even going on? Literally 9 of the same image, and clicking them all does nothing. What do you want with me goddamn it?

>>81549986
Implying Calliope isn't going to create the green black hole, causing full classpect inversion and scratching caliborn's session at the same time

implying it won't fucking happen
just wait, jesus will rise again

>>81550044
>What do you want with me goddamn it?
to buy a 4chan pass. it's negative reinforcement. the bad thing stops when you give it money.

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I've been at the old Aspect modelling again. This time, looking at the Framotif menu made something click for me. What if every Aspect is paired with its neighbour here?

Space and Time, and Heart and Mind, are obvious.

Breath and Light have been paired repeatedly in the comic, are both unambiguously Prospit aspects, have associations with Skaia (and just the sky),

Life and Void are paired with the Rings which has got to count for something.

All of this is above all quite simple and straightforward, making few assumptions and not fighting with the comic. Occam's Razor motherfuckers.

So this gives us:
- Blood and Rage as a pair, which fits with Karkat and Gamzee's relationship (and arguably the contrasting religious roles of the Sufferer and GHB), and
- Hope and Doom as a pair, which fits with Eridan and Sollux's rivalry, Erisol's relationship with Jake and the Cherubs as some kind of cross symbol, skulls + wings

Some proposed patterns are in the pic.

>>81549997
>He wants troll sex to be boring humanoid missionary sex
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>81549999
Because that's the most dull, uninteresting and shitty unimaginative thing conceivable for a bizarre alien race that gets off on hate. If if it's imagination were real right now I'd punch it in the face.

But it's probably exactly the sort of thing Hussie would do because Muh Anti-climaxes and all. Anything to flaunt readers expectations.

>>81550067

you're putting way too much thought into this

What is Calliope destroying the Green Sun going to do to help the heroes out? It seems like it would just make GCATavros useless

>>81550067
>autism

>>81550067
if you're gonna use that yellow on a white background with it a black outline

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>>81550067
The guy that made that fraymotif menu said he literally just copied the order off the what pumpkin banner.

>>81550076
she's not doing it to help the heroes out.

>>81550067
Yeah I doubt he thought that far ahead. I mean that's great for Fannon and RP/DnD style worldbuilding stuff, but using it for anything to do with theorizing or the actual comic is BKEW-level pretension.

The thing you have to remember most importantly of all, is that the Classpects mean nothing overall. They mean nothing to the story and Sburb because Hussie clearly hasn't thought them out, he just comes out with them when they're most convenient as superpowers and matching pairs of callbacks.

They're like the points on Whose Line.
And Hussie will never reveal them fully because he knows nothing he gives will be as creative and interesting as what we could make up as head-canon.

>>81550076
It will probably do more than just de-power first guardians.
I'm guessing making a black hole, since otherwise most of that cherub exposition will have been completely useless.

>>81550110
kek

>>81550076
We don't know if she's going to destroy the Green Sun. For all we know she might just shrink it or something.

Wasn't there supposed to be an update today? Surely it isn't going to be 11:59 pm, right?

where's the black characters in homestuck?

>>81550262
Condesce

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>>81550262
Read the comic doofus

>>81550170
It's going to upd8 at the time it did before the flash
The flash was a special occasion

>>81550075
>>81550084
I see it's a different crowd in these threads from the evenings. Forgot I said anything.

>>81550091
Just zoom in.

>>81550110
Are you saying that couldn't be deliberate?

>>81550137
I had a long chat with a bunch of anons a few threads about what BKEW does wrong and why. You should read that, it'll help you distinguish normal theories from unchanging conspiracies.

>>81549398
>>81549510
>>81549547
>>81549629
FUCK I'm going to miss this

What is the purpose of GCATavros
What is he even gonna do

>>81550396
I wonder how long this fanbase will stick around.

>>81550461
Get fucked by Gamzee in the epilogue for more singaylarities

>>81550461
It was just to neutralize jaspers. Read the comic.

>>81550461
Kill Vriska, then himself.

>>81550486
>jaspers
>Read the comic
It was Gcat.

>>81550486
>jaspers
Fuck meant GCAT

>>81550486

>jaspers

YOU read the comic.

>>81550500
Theres a 30s delay between posting another comment, give me a break.

>>81550531
Enough of a delay to see the correction.

>>81550276
She's gray.

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>tfw if Hussie doesn't update in the next hour and twenty minutes a whole day will have passed in your timezone with no update

So John is the weapon that can kill LE right?

>>81550587
Of course. He's a walking glitch.

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Yes but Jade

>>81550598
>let's animate this two minute scene with ten total frames of animation

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>when Vriska sits dangerously close to your bulge

>>81550587
>John is a literal glitch goblin

I can see TZ calling him that.

>>81550587
no, that's SORD

>Gamzee goes through the black hole to raise Caliborn

How fucking old is Gamzee then?

>>81550620
he has aradia's time travel thingies

>>81550620
They why doesn't he escape the fridge?

>>81550044
Use the classic captcha instead.

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GUESS WHICH SHIP WAS IN THE UPDATE NEEEREEEVAAAAAAAARRRRRR

Guys

Karkat beat fucking Clover

does anyone have the homestuck madara uchiha copypasta

>>81550748
aradia's just a handler of autistic children

>>81550755
Hi, Doze, what's up?

>>81550748
Why doesn't the comic have more Aradia?

>>81547034

Did you watch Collide? They're taking art from pretty much anyone.

>>81550755
Can Karkat solo Mindfang?

>>81547123

No, because Undertale isn't Homestuck

>>81550755
MAXIMUM OVERDOZE

>>81550828
To be fair, the worst guest art was in Vriskagram.
>That Jane
>That Karkat and Dave prancing around
>That sideways view of Terezi and Vriska

>>81550862
nah, the worst guest art was Karkat anime running in Game Over

>>81550862
I don't know man
Chaz's art was pretty lousy

Which is the best [S] and why is it "[S] Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to lose"?

>>81550897
Fuck you that running was the best part of Game Over

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>>81547034
tfw i got two pieces considered and rejected for album art

>>81550897
The fact that they forgot his sleeves and Hussie didn't correct them still baffles me to this day.

>>81550924
Because it's the closest we'll get to watching Vriska mastur88 on screen.

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>>81547034
>tfw i have

What does [S] stand for in the first place?

>>81551036
sound

>>81550847
Yes.

He will also tie her up and bring her to the alternian jail where she belongs.

>>81551048
Tragically beautiful.

>>81551048
>all the dead ghost got vaporized
>including these two
It hurts

Update when?

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>>81546751
Holy shit

We appear to be in some kind of bizarre antimatter universe where things happen and the plot advances again

How long we get to stay here is anyone's guess

>>81551349
One week and it's all over.

>>81551062
what the fuck, why did this get deleted?

>>81551452
I wonder how many layers of irony your post is removed from reality.

>>81551349

Given the comic ends for good in 6 days, not long

>>81551401
We still got 200 replies dumbass

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>>81551405
>>81551491
>they think the funhouse will ever shut down

You're cute

>>81551443
dubsposting is against the rules

a captor grabbing their dicks was the hsg equivalent to posting jerry lewis and the news

>>81547596
It's pretty simple
At that point in time literally none of the characters likely thought it a good idea to ally themselves with any instance of Jack Noir (well, barring Jade's attempt at calming the ring holding carapaces, maybe)
And if he isn't your friend, he sure as fuck is your enemy

>>81551543
but that was literally the meme in homestuck form posted by an official art team member
why

>>81551534

Man, a year or two ago I'd have agreed but I reckon Hussies tired of Homestuck now and just wants it to end.

>>81551452
>Aradia gets double-dead and Sollux marries Damara

>>81551560
even if hussie himself drew a dick grab and posted it here, it would still be deleted

>>81551564
Well, regular Homestuck is going to end. There's still Hiveswap and Homestuck 2.0.

>>81551573
who cares

Hey fucking homostuck idiots

You know trolls aren't real right?

>>81551573
How did you know unless you're on reddit as well?

>>81551590

>Homestuck 2.0

I wish. Guys probably going to go into a long hibernation after the game gets released and we'll not hear from him for years

>>81551612

Don't tell lies on the internet.

>>81551612
If that's true then how are you here?

>>81551573
>15 hours ago

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>slick sacrificed himself to take Lord English out

>>81548347
>crowbar's pin is in and he's still alive

Is there any room for shitty twists in the story

First sign of trouble and Dirk loses his head. Dude can't keep his head on straight. Throw a curve-ball at him and his head starts spinning.

>>81551922

It would be equally true to say Lord English sacrificed himself to take Slick out.

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last thread the game, player, classpect and land discussion came up really late and that saddens me

Rogue of Breath reporting back in
Land of Keys and Chords

something something taking their Breath away
Though that might be more of a Thief thing to do

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>>81551443
>>81551485
>>81551527
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>>81551597

Don't worry, no charge for reposting the TRUTH.

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>>81547123
Yeah some people seems to regard her as a knight
>Sorry couldn't find a decent picture

But this is the same people who give the skeletons dudes trolls horns and stupid god tiers, so who cares

>>81552046
FFX tier ending could still happen

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>What what the fuck is happening

So out of everyone who participated in a fight in this flash

who would you least like to fight, who would you most like to fight

>>81552046
(Calliope) is evil, and doesn't even want to kill LE, she wants to merge with him so that they can become a true, mature cherub who, between (calliope) absorbing the Green Sun (and by extension Gcatvrosprite, 2xRing-ed PM, and Jade), and all LE's powers from ARQuiusprite and Gamzee, will have aaaaaaaall the power, and that's the true final boss.

Is there an RPG I can play to emulate the feeling of playing Sburb?

Since the Homestuck game won't scratch that itch, that's for damn sure.

>>81552254
Least: LE, don't wanna die instantly
Most: The felt, time shenanigans are fun

Redbull me on Overseer Project, /hst/.

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>>81552288
Skyrim with mods

So I don't get why people were complaining about the art not meshing together well in this flash. It did a better job at that than Cascade did.

>>81552313
the felt is fifteen guys, upgraded ti a million fucking guys if eggs and biscuits are both still alive and with their jujus.
also invisible punches from the past and future, the quickest shot in the universe, getting punched out of spacetime and a moderately competent gang subleader.

>>81552399
fourteen guys, sorry
Forgot to not count snowman

>>81552399

And yet some dork in yellow panties was able to handle them.

They're a bunch of idiots, they're not tough.

>>81552463
They do have a guy who is smart. His name is Green DD.

>>81552463
I'm not saying anon couldn't handle them
I'm saying it would be far from a fun time

>>81552399
Yeah, that sounds fun. Still a lot better than 2 murderous dogs with god powers, 2 psycho gangsters, a queen with 12 different powers and a being that can destroy reality itself in less than a second. Plus they'd be almost a puzzle boss, so if you go after the right ones the fight can be easier.

>>81552463
>And yet some dork in yellow panties with super powers was able to handle them.

>>81552494
Crowbar isn't quite DD intelligence.

I'd say the MC and Felt stack up like follows: Scratch > DD > Snowman > Crowbar > LE > SS > Stitch > Clover > Matchsticks > HB > Sawbuck > CD = Cans > Everyone else > Eggs

>>81552539

Yeah, look at all those amazing Hope powers he whipped out to fight them with.

>>81551668
just works

>>81552569
To be fair, we don't really see how he defeated them all.

>>81552560
>Crowbar isn't quite DD intelligence.
Sounds like a weird headcanon to have but okay.

I was just saying that Crowbar is written as if he literally was DD with green skin.

>>81552560
Don't underestimate CD. The little fucker has an impressive player kill count.

>>81552599
He punched the shit out of them.

>>81552622
Being deadly != Being smart.

>>81552615
Meh, I think Inaugural Death of Mr. 7 seems to be written with a tone more similar to Jack's than DD's, personally.

>>81552615
He's pretty much DD but extremely charismatic.

>>81552560
W-why didn't you pair Eggs and Biscuits together? They're my OTP.

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>>81552560
>Matchsticks higher than most felt members
I can appreciate that

>The next 40 pages will be AH: Recap ==>

>>81552368
Yep, it was less "crazy" than other style switches were, the jade sections were poorly animated though.

>>81552729
Is there a full release of this comic?

>>81552651
Not really. You get that impression because he was acting as the leader. In terms of mannerisms and all, DD and Crowbar are very similar. The only difference is that DD is classier, but their manner of "speech" and their 0 fucks attitude are pretty much the same.