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>John's autistic and the whole comic is his imagination

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>John's autistic and the whole comic is his imagination
-igdp leaking the homestuck ending

Thoughts?
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>>81538420
Can't be true. I'm autistic and the whole comic is in my imagination.
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>>81538420
How could one man imagine such gayness? I refuse to believe it.
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>>81538420
>igdp leaking the homestuck ending
What where when did this happen
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summarize homestuck in two sentences or less.
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>>81538696
It's horseshit.
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>>81538696
Fag quest
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>>81538420
nth for the details
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>>81538696
too much callbacks
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John should make a webcomic about his imagination and characters.
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>>81538696
Being straight is a minority
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Post Huss.
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>>81538696
Enough world-building; time to ship some teens and alien teens.
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>>81539119
where do you guys even get those pics?
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Now that eri/shrek is real, what hsg memes would you want to see make it into the comic?
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>>81539154
Only ipgd holds the key.
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>>81538786
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>>81539251
>a piece of string for a wedding ring

That's pathetic
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>>81538690
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Reminder that Doc Scratch will be in next update
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>>81538696
something about a workplace dress code accident and genocide
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>>81538651
>mfw there was Rose/Kanaya hand holding in the flash
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>>81539119
is that a green apple dum dum
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my dick fell off
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>>81538696
kids dying, some live. what is wrong with the world
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>>81539417
says no one
wished for by everyone
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>>81539502
side effects of reading homestuck
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>>81539456
I laughed far harder than I should of holy shit
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>>81538696


Ass boys slowly lose their Ass. Girls can't pick up the slack and the concentrated ass is unbeatable
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>>81539437
but we still haven't gotten the sixth act of homosuck
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how many updates before they defeat him
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>>81538696
Four kids play a game that causes a social worker to go on a multi-universe killing spree because he didn't want to wear ridiculous outfits. It's then revealed to be way more convoluted as time goes on when two different races of aliens are introduced and the kids meet the child versions of their guardians.
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>>81539456
Needs Clover head.
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>>81539193
Breath has nothing to do with freedom
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>>81539552
Look at the top of S Collide.
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>>81539409
Anon, society is dead. Gold and jewels have no value and they literally have machines than can create anything.

In such a situation, authenticity and sentimentality matters most. The string is the first thing Jade saw of Dave in three years, and it came with a note about missing her. And represents a time in her life when things were simpler and she was happy.
You're damn certain she's gonna keep that forever.
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Battle damaged Kanaya makes my dick erect.
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>>81539558
Eight to be exact.
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>>81539571
i'm workin on it
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>>81539558

14
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>>81539552
Caliborn decided to not do a sixth act of Homosuck, so A6A6A6 was normal
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>>81539025
That's... already confirmed? The big green guy flying around shooting lasers in Caliborn+Half of Gamezee+Arquius
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>>81539617
Yeah, I really like this shot.

I like how brutal the fights ended up seeming. Everyone really seemed to get their asses kicked.
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>>81538696
A total piece of shit that I can't stop reading
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>EoA6 was just Vriska simulating the best case scenario on a television screen
>that's why the tv grain at the end
>act 6 will last 6 more acts
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>>81539591
>caliborn muddles through six new sub-sub-acts of infantile "subversive parody" targeting the very tale he inhabits
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>>81539659
Homestuck isn't Homosuck.
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>>81539617
Ryona is a hell of a fetish
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>>81539502
mail it to hussie and ask for a replacement
he knows a guy
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>>81539617
>Rose's stomach still hurts from the Condece's kick but she's still standing and happy
that's badass
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>fraymotifs were prominently featured in a major flash
>they were awesome

It's a dream come true.
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>>81539710
Lies, Hussie would never regift the horsedick dildo we sent him
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>>81539710
I wish we actually knew hussies address during the heyday. I feel like we would have ended up sending him even more shit than those dildos ipgd got together
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>>81539515
Says me. I said it.
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>>81539617
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>>81539128
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>>81539684
If this is true I give all of the anons in this thread permission to kill me.
Except for Plood, they don't deserve the honor.
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>>81539617
I'm not sure why but I really appreciated that Kanaya got equal billing as far as getting her ass kicked. I guess it's like, even though she didn't have special powers and no big magical fraymotifs, she's still throwing herself into the fray and being enough of a threat to get her fair share of curbstomping.
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>>81539617
>Kanaya standing with the two mainest characters of homesutck as it pans out of the final boss fight

Kanaya Wins
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>>81539759
bullshit, it is a well known fact that everyone posting on 4chan is actually me, a single person, on multiple computers talking to myself
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>>81539802
Vampire fastness is a special power
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>>81539617
I really liked this shot too
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>>81539764
are we posting cosplays now?
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>>81539842
It's a power I guess but it's not really all that special in the context of this fight.
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>>81539814
but Roxy is standing next to Condy's cold lifeless body
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>>81539615
But what does Dave get as a wedding ring?
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>>81539802
I'm gonna need the sauce for... Reasons
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>>81539802
>>81539913
Seconding
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>>81538696
Several groups of children bound over playing a game to save the world.
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>>81539617
I agree anon
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>>81539913
you degenerate I want it too
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Which Moomin is the best Moomin?
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>>81539886
At a certain point a difference of degree becomes a difference of kind. Being really fast isn't special. Being really fast by an order of magnitude or two absolutely is special.
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>>81539969
you better give me the sauce motherfucker
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>>81540024
Dick looks like a balding man in this animation. My image of him has changed now. Damn it.
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>>81540033
KatNep is a shit pairing and Nepeta is a shit character.
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>>81539802
>>81539945
Thirding
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>>81539908
Jade saves something from their froghunt and makes into a ring shape.

I dunno, nothing works as well as the reminder.
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How big are Vriska's Fat Sacks?
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So, if you could change something from collide, what would it be?

I guess I would make the UT reference much more subtle because that was kinda cringy, but it really doesn't botter me as much
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22 minutes
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>John and Terezi are the only cool enough prospit dudes to do fraymotifs in the final fight with the derse senpai
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>>81540096
Of cash?
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>>81540038
Doesn't Egbert look like a salamander in this shot? Like a hoomin salamander.
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>>81540074
But it was Made To Be shithead.
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>>81540074
LET GO THE REIGNS OF YOUR VANITY
ACCEPT LOVE INTO YOUR LIFE
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>>81540123
Nothing at all. It was perfect.
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>>81540147
No, her testicles.
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>>81540123
I'd make it more subtle, not because it was cringy but because it didn't really flow with the flash.
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Vriskat is the superior Karkat pairing
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>>81540087
I'm completely stealing this idea for my marriage proposal now
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>>81540123
Better guest artists
I love everything that's going on but the art is kind of embarrassing at times
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>>81540190
Fuck off
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>>81540123
Make the awkwardly long scenes shorter, and do away with that cringy FRIENDSHIP WINS music.
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>>81540190
erikar though
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>>81540123
honestly I'm having a hard time trying to think of anything to change. I would have liked to see EVEN MOOOOOORE FRAAAAAAYMOOOOTIIIIIIFS and I did. It made sense to cut em out since its already fucking 18 minutes long.

I can't comment on DD or English or Meenah since we still have a whole Act to go.

Speaking of I thought it was going to drop all at once on 4/13? What's this about daily pages again?
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>>81540038
Where the fuck are their mouths.
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>>81540232
Mah nigga
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>>81540230
That made the PM punch all that much better, though
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>>81540211
>2016
>Getting married
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>>81540123
make caliborns fight longer/more interesting
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>>81540151
No it wasn't, Karkat never even acknowledged her interest in him even though he knew of it.
>>81540161
I'll accept love into my life, but not KatNep or Nepeta.
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>>81540211
enjoy your divorce
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>>81540190
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>>81540212
Anybody in mind?
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>>81540123
Davepeta dies before they can do the reference.
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>>81540246
no one knows.
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>>81540261
>>81540268
neets leave
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>>81540123
Slightly longer fight sequences. Thats just cause im a slut for that sort of action.
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UPDATE
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>>81540240
>Speaking of I thought it was going to drop all at once on 4/13? What's this about daily pages again?

Jesus, does no one read that damn newspost?

>"Here is the plan. Starting today, there will be 6 days of updates (about 125 total pages). Then a brief pause. Then on 4/6, I'll post the END OF ACT 6 animation.

That should immediately be followed by 7 days of updates (about 40 total pages), ending with an update on 4/13, the 7th anniversary of Homestuck. That update will contain ACT 7 in its entirety. "
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>>81540211
I hope you can sing
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Why didn't John end up with the superior spider?
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>>81540123
This
http://paperseverywhere.tumblr.com/post/142336711253/heres-the-initial-sequence-for-the-beta-kids
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Why did roxy make that cube house around rose and kanaya?
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>>81540319
Is that porn?
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Heir of Greif makes my dick hard
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>>81540315
OH FUCK UPDATE GET IN THERE
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>>81540267
In at least one doomed timeline he did so who knows how much of that was because katnep didn't lead to the creation of lord english.

It is totally possible that there were doomed aradiabots specifically keeping karkat and nepeta from getting together.
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>look at all this world building potential
>better give in to tumblr, reddit and HSG and ship these kids

life is pain
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>>81540352
so they could fuck
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>>81540356
Same, I can't stop listening to it.
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>>81540317
Wait if I'm reading this correctly. Act 7 isnt even starting UNTIL a week from now.
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>>81540328
Spiders are meant to be smashed like a bug.
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>>81540328
Why would he end up with SPock?
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>>81540355
Yes
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>>81540395
Yeah. We got a 40 page intermission then all of Act 7 is gonna be dumped at once
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>>81540395
>That should immediately be followed by 7 days of updates (about 40 total pages), ending with an update on 4/13, the 7th anniversary of Homestuck. That update will contain ACT 7 in its entirety
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>>81540212
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>>81540123
Slick not dying.
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>Vriska is the final boss

>Act 8
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>>81540348
Man if they had full call backs to the start of the comic i probably would have ended up crying.
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>>81540463
Three years flying in outer outer space only to stop flying for a brief moment and get your shit kicked in

Being Bec Noir is suffering
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>>81540489
Yeah, slick deserved better. He was the original.
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>>81540499
Oh lord you just know he's going to do some sort of "act 8" thing someday as a joke
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>>81540499
God I wish
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>>81540212
I'd rather Hussie draw it personally.
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>>81540190
Pincersibs are meant for pure platonic affection, not whatever filth you're thinking of
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>>81540452
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>>81540123
Less screentime for Jade playing with dogs
More screentime for Caliborn fighting Yaldabaoth
Add DD with Dronegorg.
Have Sawtooth and Sawbuck help against Jack x2
Have Paperseverywhere finish her original draft for the Beta kids callback.

Literally the only things I'd change.
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>>81540499
I hope this actually happens since she caused a good chunk of the problems in the story.
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>>81540260
For like, how many seconds? And how long was the rest of the flash? Not even PM's punch could save how awkward the editing was.
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>>81540123
I'd make the art in the "Jade trains her dogs" part stand out a little less.
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>>81540565
>Add DD with Dronegorg.
JUST LET IT GO
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>>81540519
i felt something like tears preparing to manifest in my eyes at that part
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>>81540544
Yeah it would've been nice if he did SOMETHING by hand this flash. I like his style
The sprite animations were all by other people too weren't they
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>>81540565
>Add DD with Dronegorg.

THIS

THISSSSSSSSS
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>>81540534
Die can revive him, don't worry.
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>>81540609
NEVER
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>>81540137
You'll do better next time.
Try edging. It does wonders.
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>>81540639
Or jane could
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>>81540577
What are you getting at?
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The lack of Serket in this flash is disturbing.

And cascade doesn't count because she was fucking DEAD and her death was one of the various triggers.

I refuse to believe she won't fuck it all up somehow.
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>>81540123
Eternity Served Cold was completely misused, it's too "calm and epic" compared to the action going on.
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>>81540669
His body fell into the black hole.
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>>81540627
I'm hoping the final flash ends with his art style. No offense to the guest artists, but I want that Hussie-style to really bring in the nostalgia and feels, especially for such a conclusion.
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>>81540677
Shit pairing.
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>>81540696
She doesn't fucking exist anymore
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Anyone have a download for the new album?
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>>81540669
>Hey Jane can you resurrect this Jack Noir
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>>81540771
BUY MY ALBUM DON'T PIRATE IT
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>>81540795
Its spades slick actually. Different people.
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>>81540261
>>81540310
I live in a third world country where marriages are still a thing, not your shitty ass progressive liberal first world country.

Enjoy your degeneracy and faggots everywhere.
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>>81540696
Aranea used to be my favorite, then she got too gung ho. Why couldn't she just stay in her little info-stand?
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>>81540795
She'd do it for Karkat.
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>>81540795
But how can they resurrect Spades Slick when him, his Lord English cane, Jack English's Billiard Eyes, His Crowbar, Gamzee in the fridge, and Dirk's Denizen all fell into the black hole resulting from Jack's head exploding?
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>>81540729
Hopefully he gave this to everybody else so he could do that one himself.
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>>81540545
This was a fun little AU.
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>>81540729
Except Paperseverywhere.
She's allowed because she's fucking GOAT and her LE sprite is 10/10
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>>81540805
That doesn't make him not Jack Noir.
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now i'm wondering what i'm going to do after homestuck ends
not like "i have nothing in my life other than homestuck", but it feels like the end of an age
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>>81540862
w-wait a minute here
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>>81540835
>I live in a third world country

Your opinion is irrelevant at this point.
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>>81540805
Spades Slick is a Jack Noir, dude.
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Do you think we're ever going to get a full explanation of classpects?
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>>81540722
Yeah I disliked this too, also the fact that it was a fucking reused song. I mean the guys have tons of unused epic songs but they decide to use one that has been used already on another important flash.
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>>81540738
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>>81540935
Fuck no
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>>81540902
I know that fee fee. Been a big part of my daily life for about six years. Growing up alongside it is a really weird feeling since HS is a coming of age story itself.
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>>81540835
>I live in a third world country
Shouldn't you be shitti in a dirt but and not shitpostin on The internet?
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>>81540890
Unless she can mimic the original style, I'd rather see Hussie's own artwork in the final flash.
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>>81540862
>>81540917
Hello BKEW
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>>81540938
Creata was awesome though
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>>81540862
If that all does get sent to Caliborn, what is he gonna do with Slick's body? I get everything else.
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>>81540696
Where there any serket copies in the army? I don't remember ever seeing any.
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UPDATE THIS OS NOT A DRL
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>>81540890
That LE fightsprite is absolutely fucking perfect. I love it. I want an entire beat-em-up in that style.

That's what Hiveswap should've been.
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>>81540922
I don't give a crap as long as my internet is fast enough to shitpost here and play online without lag
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>>81540951
Were
Were you 13 when this story started or something?
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I can't get over how cute this fraymotif is
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>tfw Lord English is unironically your husbando
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Alright, who the fuck is bkew
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>>81540998
eat a ick
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>>81540998
Spoilers
It is a drill
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>>81540935

It sucks so much not to how the other classpects work. But maybe the Hiveswap might get more indepth? Or is classpects even a thing in Hiveswap?
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>>81540943
You know I'm right.
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>>81541013
I was
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>>81541013
>you now realize that people who were the kids' ages when homestuck began are old enough to post here
hello
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>>81541013
>there are people here who haven't been reading this since they were 11
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>>81541013
yes
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>>81541035
How new are you
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>>81541013
I was 15 when i started readin git in 2009.

We're blood brothers. We all are.
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>>81541053
I'm gathering the crew and we're gonna sink your ship.
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>>81541073
People who were born via awkward consex are old enough to walk and talk
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>>81541093
So was I.
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>>81540748
>>81540836
>>81540996

Sorry, I was talking about Vriska, but anyway.

Yes, Aranea had no copies in the army, she went into eternal hiding. Probably killed herself. I doubt she will come back or wreck some havoc anymore.

But... Maybe? She (and copies) and Kurloz (and copies) were nowhere to be seen. Maybe they team up with LE.
>>
Hussie only did the midnight shit for the big big flash.
Next update will be at regular time around 3-5pm EST
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>>81541007
I wouldn't ask of it, considering you need to give the crap you can afford for an internet to run in your shitty third world home.
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>>81541013
I was, when it was hot on the heels of PS. I remember being very confused when I read it, I don't know at what point I actually started following the story.
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>>81541095
How can you sink my ship when your ship is practically non-existent? Only the non-alpha shitty Karkats got together with Nepeta.
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WHERE'S THE UPDATE HUSS
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>>81541126
Why is it you ESTfags always get EVERY time based event focused on you assholes?
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>>81541107
Oh sweet Jesus.
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>>81541166
Because Hussie lives in EST, genius.
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>>81541166
Because hussbus is an ESTfag as well.
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>>81541126
sauce
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>>81541166
cause most time events are based around us assholes
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>>81541126
>I'm sleeping
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>>81540433
I wonder who karat is jealous of
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>>81541142
>you need to give the crap you can afford for an internet to run
Are you retarded?
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>>81541183
I know right? John Karkat Vriska is going to have to learn that his parents conceived him pretending to be Jade and Dave. In a few years he'll got to school alongside Kanaya Dad and Terezi Dave
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>>81541034
who could not like green manchild muscle pimp?
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>>81539617
Kanaya doesn't fuck around.
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>>81541187
>>81541190
>>81541201
Fuck you
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>>81541255
Calm down autismo.
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>>81541166
>Why do people who live in the most important time zone always get EVERY time-based event focused on them?
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>>81541156
I assure you, we run the finest and most deadly ship in the fleet.
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>the ghost army didn't fraymotif LE into oblivion

disappointing desu, and yes, they could.
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>>81540951
I remember hoping on around when the trolls were being introduced by i dont think ive ever read the whole comic in one go to be honest. I always put it down only to pick it up later.
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>>81541107
Hussie has, by proxy, created children.
Dear god.
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>>81541236
Putting on lipstick and reading a book in a fight isn't fucking around?
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>>81541277
Isnt LE striaght up immune to anything that isnt the white revolver?
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>>81541277
None of the ghosts stand even the slightest possible chance of even scratching LE.
That entire fight was just him pissing around and deciding to enjoy himself after a long ass sister hunt
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>>81541277
What part of indestructible don't you understand?
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>>81541013
I've been reading Homestuck since I became an adult, and that was in 2009. This awful fucking story has shaped my entire adult life. Fuck complaining about 4chan ruining your life, THIS is the real shit.
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>>81541331
So wait, the white revolver is the one that shoots a cue ball bullet, right? What happens when you shoot english, who has all the billiards in his eyes, with the white revolver?
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>>81541277
It wouldn't have made a difference, just would have been a massive waste of time, effort, and resources. Besides, the Fraymotifs are too cool to waste on a bunch of cannon fodder ghosts.
>>
>it took 6 years to finally de-ring B2 Jack and PM didn't even kill him
But why?
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>>81539802
She was actually pretty useless outside of standard troll durability.

>Takes time to read a book
>Takes time to put on lipstick
>Roxy eventually says fuck it and puts her in a generic object fort so she can avoid damage
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>>81541406
Nothing. Because LE has the revolver, and it only ever had one cueball bullet anyway.
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>>81541275
Nah, it's barren and only hanging on due to the hope of Davepeta doing something with Karkat.
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>>81541388
He'll probably show next generation kids at the end, and say that his readers have to name their kids that now.
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>>81541236
I knew there was something missing from Collide.
>>
UPDATE
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>>81541409
break.
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>>81541404
FUCKING YES
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>>81541306
Her bottom bitch had it covered.
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>>81541419
She wanted to stop him, not kill him.
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>>81539119
sexy
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>>81541229
I wonder if Hussie ever thinks about this stuff.
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>>81541419
She's going to rape him.
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>>81540065

That's not Dick. That's Sleuth.
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>>81540352
So they could get a quickie while they recover. Also because rose and kanaya had used their revive already and we're vulnerable
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>>81541419
To hate fuck him into oblivion.
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>>81541306
no
that's being STRAIGHT FUCKING COOL AS SHIT
Plus she was doing it while the kids were making their fraymottifs, if she would've tried to do something else she would've probably got hurt by them
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>>81540038

I really hate this piece. I don't mind guest art as a whole, but certain shots just ruin the experience of big flashes like this.

And this is probably the worst offender of this flash.
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>>81541419
Jade took just enough of the edge off
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>>81541419
She was only after the ring, she needed to make ONE LAST DELIVERY.
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>>81541527
Second biggest offender is near the ending of the second half with Jade PM and Bec Noir. Seems Jade always gets the short end of the stick when it comes to awkwardly panning, wonky pictures.
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>>81541517
>that's being STRAIGHT FUCKING COOL AS SHIT
Not really, no.
>>
MOST OBSCURE HOMESTUCK SHIP THAT YOU CAN FIND

GO
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>>81541331
Well they made dave that sword wich supposedly also does the trick. And i think roxy could make a second
>>
I just finished watching the update.

Holy fucking shit I thought I was immune to cringe but that shit with davepeta actually got a physical reaction out of me. Otherwise the whole thing was pretty amazing.
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>>81541527
And the fact those faces are used for the fraymotif portraits
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>>81541575
Casey/Viceroy
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>>81541575
Dennis/Buckminster Funnyuncle
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>>81541575
I ship this, does it count?
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>>81541565
Her butt was too boney in that scene, when she stopped PM for the second time.
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>>81541331
>>81541332
>>81541387
>>81541409

I was not saying that they would destroy him, I know they cannot win. By oblivion I mean spamming the hell out of him. Just like you do in any mmorpg, you just spam the fuck out of whatever final boss you're facing.

Seems better than just throwing themselves around.

And for the exception of Dave and Terezi, none fraymotif served any purpose except for looking cool. )-(IC was pretty ok before being backstabed.
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>>81541575
Sollux/Dammek
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>>81541565
It's a shame, the art itself isn't bad, it just animates very awkwardly.

For some reason it seems they never draw enough of her. They always have to reuse each shot two or three times, zooming in awkwardly, having her looking not quite in the right direction.

It's so close to being fine, but it just misses.
>>
UPDATE
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>>81541527
Honestly pretty much all of the art was fucking terrible. I appreciated all the callbacks and whatnot, but compare this guest art to the all the cool guest art that we got in the past, where characters didn't look like weird little noodle-armed gremlins but detailed, anatomically-correct hero-mode-inspired pictures.
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>>81541586
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
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>>81541477
>posting the edit
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say....
anyone got [S] Collide from bandcamp yet?
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>>81541575
Problem Sleuth/Condesce
>>81541586
b8
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>>81541595
The davepeta fight would have been cool if it wasn't for the massive undertale dicksucking

The way they were zipping around made it seem like another fun sprite fight at first
>>
>>81541575
FedoraFreak/SPORTSMADDEN
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>>81540190
Jesus FUCK.

DELETE THIS.
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>>81541439

>Gog

These fucking people.
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>>81541663
yes
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>>81541527
I would've liked that one a lot more if the mouths were there.
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>>81541661
>Not posting the better edit
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>>81541666
>>81541659
>responding
>>
has someone webm'd the undertale attack yet?
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>>81541658
Probably because the better artists left the fandom and we're left with the shittier ones.
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You guys this is killing me I want to sleep already
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>>81541697
Nice!
would you kindly share it?
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>>81541575
I once bumped into a whole fucking goldmine of well-drawn Sollux x Tavros fanart. I think that's a better crack ship, because they were in the same session but never even speak to or mention each other ever.

Then again that's the case for a lot of the trolls, which was one of the big reasons I didn't like them when they were introduced.
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>>81541724
forget that

has someone made a playable version yet?
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>>81541750
post a better pairing
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>>81541746
Go to sleep. The update isn't gonna happen til midday to early evening.
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>>81541724
No
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>>81541575
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>>81541767
Well, it's not exactly what you wanted, but there is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdmAeVw5HCY
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>>81541575
After this update, I really want a Felt/Jake gangbang.
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>>81541778
impawssible!
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>>81541575

I've waited years.
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>>81541757
buy it you lazy bum.
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>>81541575
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>>81538985
the greatest detail in that scene is this

dave promises to cut bro's head off
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>>81541845
awwwwww ok
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On the topic of the Undertale reference, am I the only one who didn't like it because it makes no sense chronologically to reference a 2015 game in a comic where the world was destroyed in 2009
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>>81541889
I didn't know I wanted this.
>>
FAVORITE ANIMATION FROM THE FLASH GO
>>
I just had a sad realization. All the Commustuck stuff I had saved is either gone or buried in some folder I can't find.
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>>81541845
I tried. It refused to accept my card
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>>81541965
someone, somewhere is using this for an LE mugen fighter
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I put way too much effort into this but it's the best I got for now
>>
>>81541746
You could do the sentimental thing and stay up, because this is one of the last times this situation will ever exist.

Or you could do the smart thing and sleep. There probably won't be an update.
>>
>>81541944
There are a lot of ways I could respond to this, but I'll go with: Remember, Post-Scratch Earth lasted longer.
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>>81541944
The characters didn't reference it though
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>>81541757
what do i get out of it, freeloader
>>
How did PM finally kill Jack? I thought the whole thing about being ring-wearing goddogs was that they were too evenly matched for their fight to ever end.
>>
>>81541944
stop getting mad at vidya
stop getting mad at FICTIONAL vidya
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>>81541944
To be fair, it was referenced by the author, not the characters.
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>>81541916
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!
>>
>>81541944
That's a dumb reason
>>
>>81541944

That did bother me a little bit. The major factor was still how completely unsubtle and front and center it was.
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>>81541724
Just for you
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>>81542005
what would you like, money god
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>>81542002

Not 2015 longer.
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>>81542043
aw sweet thanks.
>>
>>81541944
It wouldn't make sense if the characters themselves made a reference to Undertale.

It's okay for the actual comic itself to reference it, like say in a battle. Because the webcomic sure didn't end in 2009.
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>>81541965
Shit I just realize this is sort of a reference to John's hammer spin
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>>81541916
Dave also has yet to cash in his ironic bleating rain check. So he'll be doing some of that while crying his ass off while a phantom head of Sigmund Freud floats behind him laughing his ass off.
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>>81541406

Well, what happens when you shoot a bunch of pool balls with a cue ball?
>>
like it sucks because I love the music at this moment and what it's showing, but I hate her potato head
oh well
>>
>>81541997
I hope so. You'd think that with all the autism in the fandom, someone would have made some Homestuck Mugens already.
>>
>>81542008
PM is just a better fighter. Which makes sense because PM probably could have killed Jack with relative ease, the prototyping was just a formality. PM had natural skill as a swordfighter.
>>
>>81542005

There was a time when HSG never held music hostage. When the only thing preventing its dispersal was that one guy who would come in and try to report every link to it that was posted.
>>
>>81541944
And Dave linked Gamzee to the Miracles music video that wasn't made until 2010. It's not unprecedented.
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>>81540319
Source my guy
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>>81542089
She looks like she's dead lol
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>>81542089
Woops
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>>81542086
They somehow bounce off the table and you feel like a dumbass.

At least, that's what happens to me.
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>>81541229

>Tfw I actually want to name one of my sons like one of the beta kids because of this story.
>>
>>81542008
She had more determination. Jack could never bring himself to punch Jade, and he was way wigged out when PM did it. He was never really fighting for anything, he was just being an omnidirectionally murderous douche.
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>>81542057
Yes it did. It took years for Cindy to kill everyone
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>>81541575
and i even kinda ship it
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>>81542082
Dave doesn't bleat like a goat ironically, but Dirk's robot does here:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006175
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>>81542165
>Cindy
You're now imagining Condesce wearing a "Hi, my name is: Cindy" nametag
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>>81542165
>cindy
holy shit.
thats hilarious
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>>81542050
shoe on head xD

>>81542103
>holding music hostage
are you this melodramatic all the time? that's kind of sad
>>
>>81541965
The variety of and smoothness of the troll's obliteration skeletons
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>>81540771
https://mega.nz/#!Z4ITkYpQ!AsDmpPcM628mWu7_Cwfs4PUP9Ao4uce6iiPkCf9SOKI
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>no other web comic will have as much hype behind its updates as Homestuck did
>no other web comic will make you stay up past midnight in hopes of an update
Goddamn, I'm feeling nostalgic.
>>
fuck webms
I can't use libx264 and libvpx is too damn slow
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>>81542192
>>81542191
Fuck my fat fingers on smart phones
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>>81542165
Cindy is my beautiful waifu and I love her.
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>>81542215
DONT FALL FOR IT.
ITS DOLPHIN PORN YET AGAIN.
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>>81542148

Okay, I laughed a little.

Incidentally, I recently decided to get into pool, now that I read the comic, and the Felt are my favorite thing ever.

They're not dead, right? Just KO'd?
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>>81540038
Haha I literally thought we moomin now when that happened. Glad to see I wasn't alone.
>>
>>81542221
plenty of webcomics have, but i have low standards
>>
>>81542098
there was someone working on a fightan game that played like a smash bros game iirc
>>
>>81542098

It's not a fandom here. We're not Tumblr.
>>
>>81542246
even if they are dead, Die's doll and pins can be used to bring them back
>>
Where the fuck is the update?
>>
>>81542184
>Gamzee never had a proper parental figure in his life
I want Gamdad. I want reformed, productive member of society Gamzee.
>>
>>81538420
why didn't john use his retcon powers in the fight? was he maybe afraid of fucking up something and getting everyone killed or did he just want to use his attribute like everyone else?
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Anyone got the John "I am not a homosexual" copypasta
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>>81541704
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>>81542263
Then what are we?
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I probably should make a webm of this, but oh well
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>>81542165

Somehow I doubt people were still making videogames 4 years into Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse.
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>>81542244
Wait, you mean someone's posted dolphin porn before?
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>>81542306
its beautiful anon
>>
I kinda like the Undertale reference to be honest, it made my playthrough worth it in a way.
>>
>>81541944
That's the kind of foul aberration Davepeta is.
>>
>>81541944
Davepetasprite has knowledge of all Daves, even the ones in the coffeeshop AU's where Sburb and the meteors never happened
>>
>>81542306
yesss
>>
>>81542306
It's a lot funnier without the clover head
>>
>>81542263
Don't be stupid
>>
>>81542263
What should I call it then? An autism pile?
>>
>>81542283
They're probably not very useful in the context of a single fight unless shit goes massively wrong.

It's fair to question why he didn't use them near the end when they were clearly getting their asses thoroughly kicked, though.
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>>81542336
UGH
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>>81541575
I like prospit/derse ships
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>>81541661

someone give this man a bed holy shit
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>>81542198

Nah. I'm really just nostalgic for some of the old fuckery that used to happen when these threads could be named what they are but before hiatuses broke everyone.
>>
>>81542314
Dirk said it wasn't one at first. Hell dave still made movies against her.
>>
Who got a bingo so far?
>>
>>81542158
Lucky for you John and Dave are two of the most generic anglo names. Even Jade and Rose are passable.
>>
>>81542351
The autism pile doesn't stop from getting higher.
>>
>>81541944
Homestuck has always been full of hamfisted, nonsensical references, you're only getting mad about it now because you don't personally like Undertale.
>>
>>81542351

That seems most appropriate.
>>
>>81542221
Neokosmos
>>
Collide was shit. Full stop.

All the other flashes were of superior quality, versus possible quantity.

Collide just had so much shit going on at any given point, and I had to watch it twice just to understand the fights. Not to mention the undertale reference, which didn't fit at all, was just blatant pandering. It underlined how rushed the whole thing was.

The fraymotifs were kind of a suprise, and while the animation was cool, it they were a tad overpowered.
I have no complaints about the art except for the fact that the whole thing was apparently outsourced by hussie.

The whole thing felt less thought-out and more rushed, than for example, Cascade. Not in the terms of art, but the overall construction and design .

Really, it's like Hussie began the hiatus, got distacted by hiveswap, only realizing after new year that he's supposed to end homestuck in 2016!

It would make sense, given the even bigger amount of outsourcing than Hussie has ever done before.

Homestuck has already went on for far longer than hussie already planned, and he clearly has no idea what to do for it.

TL;DR the flash was a bit of a letdown and you better believe the end of homestuck will be even a bigger one
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>>81542336
Yeah, why can't we go back to the OLD days when Homestuck was GOOD and MEME-FREE?
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>>81542336
I didn't even realize that reference when I read that.
I fucking hate them a thousand times more now.
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>>81539969
I also demand the sauce!
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>>81542380

Oh yeah. Fair point. Guess I'm blanking on the finer details. That was years ago and was only touched upon briefly.
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>>81542278
the third in this series
http://archiveofourown.org/series/27546

it's a series where the session fucks up, and the kids and trolls end up living in john's house (and other planets), dad is alive
johnkat red, gamkar pale

i recommend reading the first two just for the world building of the AU

dad teaches gamzee respect for parental figures and teaches him how to channel aggression and love and respect himself
and they bake together

it's old, so the headcanons and such are kind of dated
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KATNEP FOREVER
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How long relative from now until the update (or GMT if you prefer)
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>>81542390
that image is so cute
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>>81542314
Presidents Jay and Dope were only elected in 2025. And the water apocalypse wasn't until years later.
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>>81542466
katnep is DEAAAAD
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>>81542424
I can understand not liking the flash as much as everyone else. I'd say give it a few days and people will calm down.

I was LOSING MY FUCKING MIND at fraymotifs coming back and the barrage of Act 1-4 callbacks and mannarisms that I read the comic for so this is probably my favorite flash in the comic.
Collide (still a lane name baka desu fampai) > (but not by like a ton) Cascade > John: Rise Up > Descend
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>>81542503
>Cascade
>Better than Descend
Go fuck yourself.
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Could Undertale even exist in the Homestuck universe? After all, Radiation wouldn't have had as much notoriety without... Homestuck. I mean, I guess in universe he could have made music for Midnight Crew/Problem Sleuth 2.
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>>81542435
whats in it for me?
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I'm a little late, I just watched Collide. My favorite part was PM not being a pussy. I was afraid Jade was going to succeed and PM would just forget about AR, WQ and WK. I'm glad she didn't hold back.
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>>81542531
do we know the plot of PS2?
im just thinking, maybe it's just homestuck but with PS characters idk
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>>81542531
No.
Toby would've died before he even had the idea to make the game.
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>>81542473
It should be up in 13 hours, if he sticks to a 4:13 update EST.
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>>81542466
BEGIN THE FINAL ASSAULT
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>>81542473
Probably 15 hours, give or take a few.
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RIP in Pollock my beautiful fish troll queen.
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rank them
Enter 1
Ascend
Enter 2
Descend
Cascade
Collide
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desu it's really easy to rip music from bandcamp if you know the first thing about using the debug tools in your web browser
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>>81542431

Oh, of course. Because nothing painfully bad could ever come of accepting memes as a presence in Homestuck.

Nothing at all.
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>>81542552
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001598

Lame name, huh?
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>>81542581
deserves it for getting rid of best girl
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>>81542577
>this except with davejade
>Utahraptor says "davekat"
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>>81542490
There are nude ones, with that Jade covered in blood
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>>81542581
god bless Xamag for giving us such sexual fish paintings
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>>81542599
woah

that's a next level callback
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>>81542620
how awful! you should link me them so I can make sure to never open a similar link.
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>>81542573
>>81542580
Shit
Thanks boys.
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>>81542631
deviant
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>>81542631
>That lack of tits
>Those narrow hips
This is why Snowman will always be the superior waifu.
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>>81542585
>Enter 1
>Enter 2
There were way more [S] Enters than that
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>>81542599

God, Problem Sleuth was such a good time.

The shit Hussie pulled to make that story work purely on user input commands.

Those were the days.
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>>81542599
It was a total waste of the second largest Impetus Comb. PFPI and FFPI could have easily taken DMK's health bar without it.
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>>81542670
The EOA enters you chucklefuck.
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>>81542585
Enter 2 > Descend > (Jade: Enter >) Collide > Cascade > Ascend > Enter 1
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>>81542599
is the next update a tearful reunion?
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>>81542359
i think the decision might have come from Hussie himself, as in, his power is broken enough that it could essentially trivialize the fight. since it transcends time, space and dimensions and shit he could really just take the sword, or anything, and just impale the condesce before she even understood what happened.
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>>81542599
What is this some short comic done by one of his friends?
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>>81542631

If there were any less sexual shape here, she'd look like ||.
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>>81542735
I know it's bait but I still hate you enough to give you a (You)
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>>81542735

I hate you because this joke is something someone is probably actually thinking.
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HERE it's slightly less terrible
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>>81542708
It's been so long I don't remember where the Act divisions are anymore. I think Jade: Enter was in the middle of Act 5, not the end.
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>>81542631
Xamag's parts at the end were my favorites. They got a good understanding of motion and making it look like somebody is getting the shit kicked out of them, which I can appreciate.
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>>81542715
it's gonna be (Calliope) 'wearing' the green sun to become supermassive black hole calliope
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>>81542783
You can practically see the awkward puppet-strings on them.
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>>81542784
Not Jade: Enter, dumbass. EOA 1 and EOA 3 are both called Enter
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>>81542620
>cuddly, happy, feral as fuck Jade
I need
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>>81542806
I'd Calliope's super massive black hole if you catch my drift
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>>81542783
>mfw listening to heir of grief and it synchs up perfectly with this on total accident, especially with the punches and swords
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>>81542826
I'm sure you do
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>>81542821
Glass houses, buddy
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Update when?
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>>81542585
Descend
Enter
WV: Ascend
Cascade
Collide
John: Enter
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>>81542821
No they aren't
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>>81539409
Sounds like a reference to the Count of Monte Cristo. In the movie, the main character is too poor to buy a wedding ring, so his fiance ties a piece of string around her ring finger and says that will be her wedding ring.
after the he is sent to prison for treason and claimed to be dead, she, pregnant with his child, marries his friend, the Count Mondego, and when he returns to enact a plot of revenge, she reveals she kept the piece of string on the whole time.
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>>81540463
>>81540530
What's next for this Jack?
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>Here is the plan. Starting today, there will be 6 days of updates (about 125 total pages). Then a brief pause. Then on 4/6, I'll post the END OF ACT 6 animation. That should immediately be followed by 7 days of updates (about 40 total pages), ending with an update on 4/13, the 7th anniversary of Homestuck. That update will contain ACT 7 in its entirety.


So, was there supposed to be an update tonight, or are we just waiting until the end?
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>>81542894
nowjk
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>>81542894
when you wake up
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>>81542894
never
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>>81542595
Do you hate dirk because he said a meme?
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>>81542534
I can pay you one scraping metallic in TEAMS DEFENCE FORT TWO (2).

referance:
https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=Mhyvq0F6sto
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>>81542923
>>81542924
>>81542927

>>81542573
>>81542580
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>>81542585
Cascade
Collide
Descend
Enter 1
Ascend
Enter 2
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>>81542893
>Glass houses, buddy
What are you even talking about.
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>too old to sburb now
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>>81542951
Oh hell I fucked up the embedding of the link. The joke was dumb anyway. But seriously though, please give me the source?
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I just want Heir of Grief in .flac can someone upload it for me? I don't want to buy the full album because frankly the other three suck and one of them is already out.
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>>81542965
"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"
it means don't call other people dumbasses if you yourself are a dumbass
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>>81542893
>>81542899
Aw shit I guess I am retarded
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>>81542976
>old enough to be a guardian to a meteor baby, become their sprite, and guide them through the game only to watch them fuck some random asshole they met online
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>Rogue of Void
>kills with backstab

snaek atatkc +10d6 dameag boitch
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>>81542986
seconding this but do the whole album because I'm a jew
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Did the part with Serenity mean anything? I don't speak Morse Code.
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>>81543004
oh no

oh noooo

it all makes sense now

it's all a DnD game

it really IS all in John's autistic imagination
i mean, why else would he give himself retcon powers except to give the players another shot after they fucked up?
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>Jasprosesprite telling Nepetasprite that Karkat is involved with someone else in the matesprit quadrant

So, who is it? Dave?
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>>81542986
I'm sorry, I can't be an enabler for someone who uses flac. It's unethical.
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>>81543004
What's the roll necessary to kill the Batterwitch?
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>>81543001
>You raised a loser and he has to scratch the session
>You are the right age and become an sburb hero
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>>81539119
New wallpaper
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>>81543060
When did she do that
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>>81543057
Dude, not even autistic special snowflake DM worlds get this autistic and convoluted. It can't be a tabletop.
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>>81542866
How many diseases and parasites does that Jade have
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>>81543060
duh
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>>81543063
you use .wav???
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>>81543001
I don't want that.
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>>81542306
generations will appreciate your effort
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>>81543125
"hey you guys wanna play my homebrew tabletop system with algorithmically generated character classes and mechanics"
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>>81542943

I hated Dirk for the longest time because he was forced to fill the roles of plot dump, character that knows more than we're allowed to, and edgy character the other r-kids are all at least somewhat in love with.

But no one was happy when this bit came out. Everyone groaned. We were desperate for updates, but not that desperate.
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>>81542585
Descend
Cascade
Ascend
Enter 2
Collide
Enter 1
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So Act 6 act 6 is a bit hazy to me, why is Tavros dead? I thought he was still a sprite with Gcat.
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Will there be an update tonight?
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>>81543000
No shit
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>>81542631
I'm sure that must hurt as hell
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>>81543210
there's multiple tavros's.

I think the dead one might be the pre-retcon one?
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/r/ [S] Collide album download link
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>>81543210
He's from the same timeline as (Vriska).
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>>81542976
>old to sburb now

Wut
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>>81543210
That's pre-retcon Tavros. Post-retcon Tavros is GCATavrossprite. For some reason, the dream bubbles aren't affected by retcons.
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>>81543220
Pls don't bully
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Do Undertale and Homestuck take place in the same universe?
Is Sans an offshoot of a version of Lord English that chilled the fuck out?
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>>81543278
No, stupid.
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>>81539710
hussies dick fell off when he met halftruth and he never got it back
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>>81542585
Cascade (i'm a sucker for weird html crap)
Descend
Collide
WV: Ascend
Enter
John: Take bite
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>>81543240
Read the thread.
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>>81543307
>507 posts

no thanks
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>>81539664
>brutal
bruises and scratches
brutal for a shonen anime maybe
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>>81542919
So what does this mean for Dave and Jade
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>>81543278
>Is Sans an offshoot of a version of Lord English that chilled the fuck out?
Good god no.>>815425\
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>>81543256
gotta be a kid to do it, right
actually i don't know how old winnie the poop was
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>not getting he's going to post the updates around 4-6 PM EST so he can do either 4:13 or 6:12 for the 4/13 update
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>>81543334
this question was so stupid u made this guy smash his phone keyboard
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>>81543327
>Being too stupid to ctrl + f
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So are all of you guys in your 60's? Because I started reading from the beginning and all that happened after 45 minutes of reading is that some kid installed a game on his computer and got a cake for his birthday.

I'm now convinced that it would take at least three decades of continuous reading to read all of Homestuck. What's it like for you guys in the retirement home?
>>
Right before the events of Cascade, Rose is talking to Dave in a dream bubble, until DD ambushes her, Dave wakes up, and then flies off to help her. Then nothing.

Did I miss something or did Hussie just never really bother showing DD vs Rose/Dave?
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You know one thing that really bugged me is how the whole fight against condy felt like it had no weight to it, I mean they made so much cool as shit attacks but she was only standing there blocking them and avoiding some of them once in a while like they were nothing.
It would've been ok if she would've at least have some scratchs or bruises at the end but having her completely ok makes you feel like that whole fight was unnecesary and roxy should've just sneaked from the start.
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>>81540835
at least i'm not gonna die from starvation any time soon
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>>81543327
People like you disgust me
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>>81543377
The pace picks up, trust me. Get to WV: Ascend and then make your judgment call if you want to continue or not.
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>>81543348
4/13 will most likely be one big flash and as such will probably show up around midnight just like Collide.
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>>81543377
funny guy, huh?
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>>81542585
Jack: Ascend
Descend
Ascend
Cascade
Enter 1
Enter 2
Collide

Not a fan of the fanart this time around, Cascade was at least acceptable.
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>>81543339
If I remember right, you don't HAVE to be a kid, but the game usually wants 13-year-old equivalents (a.k.a. on the cusp of adulthood and stuff) that are still a little impressionable so the kids can grow as both people and into the gods they're meant to become
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>>81543391
it's hard to do that when she's a mad psychic

she was really distracted/angry from the battle to the point where she couldn't even remember to use her powers

or at least that's what i'm hoping
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>>81543391
John should've gotten the kill.
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>>81543060
Nobody ever said sprites can't lie
did you forget the part where she's literally half cat and trying to force marriage upon her?
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>>81543401
My country is shitty but it isn't Venezuela or Africa levels of shitty, plus if I have enough money to afford a good pc and fast internet I have enough to get food don't you think you retard
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>>81542585
WV: Ascend
Descend
Cascade
Rose: Enter
Collide
John: Enter

WV: Ascend is still the best flash because it perfectly sets the tone for early Homestuck. It embodies an era.
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>>81543433
Let's face it, Skaia just wants to watch teens get busy because it's a creep
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>>81543433
The game is an asshole then.
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>>81543467
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>>81543437
nah bruh, he should've had more action but that kill was made for Roxy, she's the one that holds more grudges against condy and the one that wanted revenge the most. John will have his moment to shine later, probably against LE or Caliborn
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>>81543391
I liked it that way. Jack, PM, LE, they all are nigh indestructible. Condy, despite all her amassed powers, never gained true invulnerability.

You say Roxy should have just snuck up on her from the start but that's really not how openings work.
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>>81543391
It looked like it was styled after fighting game aesthetics. Condesce was turtling like a scrub.
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So are all of you guys in your 60's? Because I started reading this from the beginning and all that happened after 45 minutes of reading is that some guy built a fort out of his desk and got locked in his office.

I'm now convinced that it would take at least three decades of continuous reading to read all of Problem Sleuth. What's it like for you guys in the retirement home?
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>>81543278
>Pic related
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>>81543377
Oh what an innocent soul
I remember being like you, it took me around a week to end Act 1 because I kept dropping it thinking it was the most boring shit ever, then I got to the good parts and ended up reading all the other acts in 4 days or something barely sleeping or doing anything else than reading it
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>>81543514
>Caliborn vs. John Round 2
Didn't realize how much I wanted this.
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>>81543575
Why did you post this again?
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>>81543339
fedorafreak
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>>81540539
Finally
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>>81543590
Nice.
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>>81543551
>>81543391
makes sense, now that I look at it
https://youtu.be/Y5wYN6rB_Rg?list=FL4mBmLO9n2VLjfod0fJUsPQ&t=200

Roxy pulls a Tatsumaki into a Shoryuken here
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>>81543590
>Jan 2013
there has been dancestor porn for over 3 years
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>>81543624
>Condy will never beat the ever loving shit out of you
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So.. did Dirk die?
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>>81543668
Yeah but since when did death mean anything in this webcomic?
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>>81543668
I dunno, maybe.
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>>81543624
I think you skipped this frame buddy, it's a really important one
>>81539865
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>>81543278
What is wrong with you?
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>>81543668
He still has a resurrection left via Jane.
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>>81543668
All 8 kids have to be alive to confront Caliborn so he'll probably be revived.
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>>81542593
enjoy your lossy 180kbps tho
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>>81543727
Looks like I did, I'll work on that
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>>81543668
they got his head and body, they'll probably take him to jane or someone who can restore him before he dies for good, otherwise it would be considered heroic i guess.

still, they might also be able to use the fraymotifs to heal him.
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>>81543666
you are a fucking weirdo, satan
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>>81543768
128kpbs, even
it's only meant to be a preview
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>>81543130
>Jasprosesprite also told Nepeta how controlling and obsessive he is

What a great pairing. Can't wait when Dave isn't even allowed to hang out with Roxy or hot moms anymore.
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>>81541575
Cans/Ace Dick has been my OTP since 2010
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>>81543773
thanks for your effort man, I really appreciate this
>>
i want dave to fuck his mom or rose still
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>>81543750
Wait, so that whole 8kids vs Caliborn thing wasn't just an alt timeline? I'm sorry I'm fucking retarded and read that part ages ago.
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>>81543852
Don't worry about it, this shit is impossible to keep track of. Fuck Homestuck.
>>
it will be hussie's art over the next 6 days right?
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>>81543266

Correct, the Furthest Ring operates outside the rules that involve what John did through manipulating the timeline.

The Furthest Ring is just that, the furthest plane of anything where souls, doomed, erased, alive, dreaming, limbo, etc, come to exist (until they are oblierated ala Supreme Power such as Lord English.
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>>81543798
Her Imperious Condescension is probably my dream dom. I just want her to make me her personal property. Collide has made me realize what an enormous desire I have for her punishment.
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>>81543691
Is that fucking Lydia from the Beetlejuice cartoon?
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>>81543852
i'm pretty sure it was given that the juju that allowed John to get his retcon powers was used first by Cal. the whole thing about it went "it will be used as weapon by him and then a weapon against him" or something like that. or at least that's how i remember it.
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>>81543852
It's unclear when it happens, but we see Caliborn beating Yaldabaoth and getting the treasure in Collide, and we know he uses this treasure to trap the Beta kids during that fight, whenever that actually takes place, so it's not hard to assume that the fight is approaching.

The kids being trapped is even alluded to in Collide when they're each shown being part of the Sburb house symbol.
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>>81543575
it took me just 18 hours to read Problem Sleuth in one sitting the first time. My second read took half that.
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>>81543923
My dream dom is White Queen.
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>>81543808
The highest quality audio you can get from youtube is 128kbps, too

Only a handful of TRUE FANS have heard the songs in their glorious uncompressed state
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>>81543817
to be fair she was talking about his behavior with terezi. shes from pre-retcon, she hasnt seen dave and karkat interact
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>>81542431
That pic is from after Homestuck started going downhill.
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>>81544015
I can deal with Vampire Kanaya. The thing that killed Homestuck was Dream Bubbles.
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>>81543743
Isn't Jane dead too though
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>>81543940

You bet your god damned ass it is.
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>>81544066
It could go either way, which means she isn't
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>>81544045
If you could go back in time, how would you stop Hussie from ruining Homestuck with dream bubbles?
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>>81543808
>>81543768
Fine I bought it....

>tfw 1630kbps

will share soon, lads
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>>81543467
As Dave put it, Skaia is "a huge blue perv thats mad jazzed for kidcest"
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>>81544066
she got choked out. might be dead but you'd think
>>81539617
would have them looking a bit more grim if they'd lost someone
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As much as I meme that Hussie is a hack and Act 6 sucks, I sure am going to miss Homestuck. If there's one thing that defined my teenage years, that would be it. Probably nothing will be as special to me as it ever again.
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>>81544015
I wish Gamzee's murderous rampage was a bit less unprecedented. He just went off the deep end and the only excuse given for it was his ancestry which they had just introduced. But overall, Murderstuck was pretty cool to me.

>>81544045
What's wrong with Dream Bubbles? Is it the in depth exploration of them in the games?
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>>81544134
>1 minute ago
If you didn't have shitty internet your download would've been finished by now.
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>>81544045
dream bubbles are great, it's a very game-y afterlife. 'this is where all the marios who don't make the jump end up'
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>>81544172
That is true.
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>>81544045

>make killing a lot of characters part of your thing
>create a plot element where they basically just exist out of the story
>make them have continuing adventures and hardly ever actually stay out of the story

what's the point?
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>>81544131
Kill off a bunch of the trolls early, including Feferi. Just have them be gone, so Hussie has to make good use of a smaller cast.

>>81544164
It's the fact that no one can ever really be DAOOTS. Vriska returning again and again is merely the worst example. The dancestor trolls were kind of fun but not worth their bullshit.
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>>81544134
YEAAAH GO ANONYMOUS!
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>>81544150
Homestuck might have influenced 14-year-old me more than any work of fiction before or since. The way I talk was influenced by it. It was my first real intro to metafiction (even if HS doesn't do a fantastic job of it). Also it was a hell of a lot of fun to talk about.

I kind of hate it, but I owe it a lot.
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>>81544131

Show him any Tumblr blog roleplaying as Cronus.
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So, why the fuck was Dad not punched out of Derse's timeline after getting hit square in the face by Cans? Dad powers?

Also, I cannot be mad at 18 minutes of animation, but I felt Hussie just wanted a quick rush to the end (I can't blame him). He completely backed down from his no final fight animation claim, but he wouldn't have made it better any other way.

I'm glad it's ending. And I'm glad we saw the Fraymotif in action.
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>>81544183
That would be fine, if they didn't keep affecting the story all the time. So much dream bubble drama in Act 6. Pic very much related.
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>>81544045
The Dream Bubbles themselves weren't bad, but a theoretically infinite amount of dead characters populating them certainly was. The whole ghost army thing is bafflingly dumb.
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>>81544131
I don't think I'd be able to convince him not to. I'd just take the entirety of Homestuck back in time with me and dump it in his lap so that the fanbase doesn't have to feel the sting of the Gigapause.

Also I'd warn him about the Odd Gentlemen.
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>>81544131
make him keep them as an afterlife, and dead people arent allowed to be relevant still

the dream bubbles are a good thing, but hes using them as a copout
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>>81544225
>14-year olds who started Homestuck are now adults
God damn.

You're right about all that though, I'm a grown-ass man and I'm still saying "that's really all there is to say on the matter".
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>>81544131
I take Hussie from when the comic just started and show him all the things that have negatively impacted him and the comic.
And then I leave him in the future to see what happens.
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>>81544045
When I reread Homestuck serially the first part I got to that made me not want to read more was that series of pages in Act 5 Act 2 where Dave and Terezi just talk and talk and talk.
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>>81544150
I'm just glad it's getting closure. I found the story amazing most of the time, and it was definitely an influence in me. The ride was amazing, and that is enough.
It's not the actual ending I'm looking forward to, but the fact it's just ending, and finishing its cycle.
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>>81544131
I'd tell him that everyone gave up on Homestuck in Act 6 because of them. It's not lying, just revealing the deeper truth
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>>81544231
That's funny. Too bad this awful fandom's never prevented him from going further off the deep end. Hell, I'd almost say that'd encourage him.
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>>81544279
>2009-2016
>7 years
Better believe it, motherfucker.
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>>81544225
Homestuck ruined every other story for me for the rest of my life, since nothing else will ever compare.

The next 60 years sure are gonna be fun.
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Now that its finally ending, would /hst/ play a tabletop of Sburb? Also, aspect/class? Can post more, like land, dream moon etc.
I'm pic related.
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Did anyone else think he was going to burst out here? I mean the music did a dip and everything.
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Guys I want to kiss Vriska. Is this normal?
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>>81544337
I want to play real sburb.
Alchemization is the best shit.
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>>81540123
id take that goddamn fucking undertale piece of shit reference and into the trash it goes
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How did you discover MSPA? I found it when VGcats linked to Problem Sleuth that one time.

I don't know why I was reading VGcats, I didn't like it even back then.
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>>81544337
hell the fuck yes
i'm not sure what i'd be but i really like doom's aesthetic
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>>81544346
I was expecting him to burst out of it when everyone was getting their asses beaten and turn the tides of war.
I'm disappointed that didn't happen.
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>>81544255
what sort of mythology doesn't involve trips to the land of the dead, and the dead trying to escape to the land of the living?
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>>81544337
Good luck pulling off all the time-shenanigans.
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>>81544134
Nice
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>>81544382
there's always the second flash
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The true endgame ship.
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>>81544356
>yfw 3d printing and scanning can make alchemization real
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>>81544407
>implying
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>>81544370
I saw some dude on /v/ mention MSPA in a random thread sometime in 2009. The picture he posted (the problem sleuth "pose as a team" image) looked kind of interesting, and I made a mental note to keep the word "MSpaint adventures" in mind. Eventually I remembered to go there, read problem sleuth, got to homestuck, and the rest is history.
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I cannot for the life of me get the group shot in at the end without mangling it any further
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>>81542534
Please? Do you even know it?
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>>81544420
But it will never make the best part of alchemization real.
Combining shit and making rad as fuck outfits.
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https://mega.nz/#!MVlhlLKC!dE1W3KM_IbDjWk3cYH7wbgEbITEF366_Q15N0ENLnt0


Get it while it's hot, lads. Will be deleting it in one hour.
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>>81544356
I would alchemize so many things. My house would just be a fucking tower of useless garbage.
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>>81544448
I can't sexualize the Roxy anymore. Roxy is just too fucking badass.

I still want to fuck Condy though.
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>>81544448
Rose's womb will never work again.
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>>81544489

Sounds like a typical Sburb session.
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>>81543441
>he doesn't know Light players can predict the future
Never trust Vriska, because the opposite always happens.
Rose and Jasprose are better Light players who can predict vague bullshit happening in the future.
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>>81544225
Same here, down to the age. I made all of my online friends through the Homestuck community (ended up dating one), I drew nothing but Homestuck for years, quotes from it and SBAHJ pop into my head for every occasion, all that jazz.

It's been the only constant in my life from the time I found it - when I was just past freshman year - to now. Some of the moments I most distinctly remember from ages 14-17 are memories of major update drops - I know exactly where I was and what time of year it was when Horrorstuck started, when Cascade dropped, when Calliope's face was revealed, etc.
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>>81544356
How is he even still alive with no air?

>>81544356
That's practically the best part, just imagine all the cool shit you could make. So many axes bro, ill make all the axes.

>>81544374
Respect for doom players, hard life. Doom is cool though, one of my buddies is a doom player, chill guy.

>>81544393
Couldnt be that hard, just roll a d20 or someshit and depending on some stuff x> say like 10 means stuff didnt happen. Otherwise, the large scale stuff is entirely at the whims of the "DM" of the game.
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>>81544455
that would be so fun
like, what if i combine a semi-automatic handgun and a single-action army? the hell kind of abomination would i get from that?
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>>81544370
Someone on /v/ made a thread about Sburb, talking about it as if it were real. About how the meteors were coming and shit like that.

So I googled Sburb, man was I fucking pissed when I found out it wasn't an actual game. This was right after Descend too, so trolls weren't much of a thing yet.
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>>81544511
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>>81544370
It was 2011. I remember hearing everybody loving (and hating) Homestuck. I remember one person asked what it was and someone else describe it as an extremely long webcomic. I didn't read it at that point though. Somehow I later got the link to Jailbreak, so that's the first thing I read. Only later did I decide to say "screw it" and dive into Homestuck.

It was the greatest experience of my life.
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UPD8
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>>81544448
Reminder that Roxy is BEST FUCKING GIRL
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>>81544164
Showing that Gamzee was crazy before Murder Mode would have been better, I think.
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>>81544337
i have a shitty fan aspect, im prince of sin
nothing fits as well as this
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>>81544525
oops fucked that first one up, first reply was meant for>>81544346
my b
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>>81544370
I saw a bunch of people with troll avatars on a forum I frequent and thought it was some dumb deviantart demon thing. I tried to read it to see what all the fuss was about, but Act 1 couldn't hold my attention so I quit. Someone on that forum later did an entertaining Mass Effect MSPA, and that got me curious about Homestuck again. People in that thread advised others to read Problem Sleuth first, so I did, then got hooked, and went back and read Homestuck properly.
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>>81544532
A revolver that constantly jams.
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>>81544420
Hate to break it to you, but you don't find different kinds of 3d printable slabs after hammering a dog on the street.

Forget animal rights and public backlash, you can only barely use the cranium for something. Namely, a bowl.

Now, a SBURB ARG, whatwith VR being a thing and all....
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>>81544481
is it just the flash?

also, is there anything extra that warrants getting this rather than just watching it on the page?

thanks either way
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>>81544549
She really is
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If Homestuck doesn't end with something getting comically launched out of a sylladex I'm gonna shit all over Hussie's house. Bonus points if somebody kills Lord English by syllalaunching and makes this face.
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>>81544383
Most mythology is pretty shit, though.
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Are they going to live happily ever after?
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>>81544370
Weird, that's how I found out about PS too
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The one thing Collide desperately needed was the health vials again. It's just not a strife without it.
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>>81544511
Good thing she's into alien lesbians.
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>>81544568
>>81544532
wouldn't it just make a double action revolver or something?
Or a revolver that's fed by a magazine? Where a magazine feeds into an empty chamber as the cylinder rotates?
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>>81544370
I checked it out through a link from XKCD and caught up to the then-current page, when John was looking through his game collection, which was a series of links to Problem Sleuth and the like. I had no idea it was still updating and assumed I needed to read Problem Sleuth before I could continue the comic because I had no idea what Problem Sleuth was or how long it was

So I gave up after 30 or so pages (not that PS was bad, I just didn't sign up for all that) and didn't hear about it or pick it up again until the next summer when people started getting mad about it on /co/ because trolls existed
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>>81544199
At this point the dream bubbles are just another regular location, which might cause temporary inconvenience at most.
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Something else someone found

Clover is STAR HEART HORSESHOE for Karkat

Sound familiar? It should... http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000563
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>>81544585
Much higher quality audio.
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>>81544592
>Roxy captchas the cueball bullet
>the Col. Sassacre book goes flying out and crushes LE
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Post flashes that actually have decent guest artwork

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004987
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>>81544561
im not too horribly into fan aspects and etc, but props for being original i guess. Also, made some OC for you bro.
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>>81544594
Don't you ever talk to me or my son again.
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>>81544652
that could work
i'd imagine having a fucking single-action revolver would be a terrible idea in sburb, since you only get 6 shots before a painfully long/exhilarating reload time

anyone come up with neat modi?
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>>81544669
To be fair we already had this callback with Jade's wardrobifier, but that's still good.
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>>81544545
This wasn't funny the first five million times people proclaimed a fake update.
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>>81544592
Wasn't the Earth captchalogued? Imagine that flying out on accident.
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>>81544370
Makes me sad I could've gotten into it before ACT 5, but I just decided to ignore it. First contact was [S] Dave: Abscond on /f/. Saved the flash, even, but never thought it was from something.

I started to get into it after seeing [S] Flip far too many times on /f/ (again). When I caught up, Gigapause was just starting. I missed the whole ride, but I got to see the memoir.
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>>81544669
Sweet catch, anon.
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>>81544701
>son
What the fuck did you just say about my waifu?
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>>81544693
Fuuuuuck LEXXY COME BACK AND SAVE HOMESTUCK.
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>>81544701
I started laughing uncontrollably when i read this post
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>>81544337
Now that you mention it, I think that the welovefine homestuck thing has some actual announcement planned at the end.
A homestuck tabletop game doesn't sound too far fetched, and D&D is becoming quietly more popular somehow.
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>>81544743
Didn't Lexxy turn out to be a gigantic bitch or something?
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>>81544693
>decent

That's the same as Cascade and Collide, though. The art itself is fine but it sticks out way too fucking much.
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>>81544337
Knight of Light
>Not my art
I basically make a shield of Light with my hand because it sounds like a cool power to have.
Also my land would be a Sea with my house and a Sunset just because it also sounds cool.
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>>81544743
Why couldn't guest artists just stick with this type of style that goes with the comic, even Lexy started to do the shitty crayon like drawings in Cascade.

So fucking stupid
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>>81544783
Go check on her cloud factory webcomic or whatever she started years ago.
I think she just wound up disappearing.
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>>81544481
thanks anon
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>>81544481
thanks man
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>>81544788
At least Collide was conscious of this, and managed it differently. Cascade clashed, but it was the artist adapting to Hussie, not the artist imposing their style.

GAME OVER's artstyle clash caught me way off guard for comfort.
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the only time I can think of where a temporary change in art style bugged me was that infamous Naruto v Pein loony toon fight, due to the tonal dissonance. Certainly nothing in Homestuck has ever
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So what verb starting with c is the next flash gonna be?

>Crash
>Collapse
>Crumble
>Clash
>Culminate
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>>81544337
I don't think I'd be the best person to support a team if I'm constantly dashing other people's hopes and beliefs to reaffirm my own.
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>>81544370
I was browsing the VGcats funny image thread on the forum way back when in 2009. I was wondering why every fucking person had a problem sleuth avatar and this one dude had like a rose avatar and sig. The rest was history and now I'm fucking trapped here like a delicately preserved corpse covered in a shit mound.
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>>81544783

Wouldn't surprise me

I remember watching a stream of hers where she spent a good half hour bitching about being underpriced by a client for a banner logo they'd commissioned from her. Her asking price? $3000 upfront for design only, not including final product.
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>>81544788
The art in that flash didn't clash and was pretty nice way of showing hero mode.

Now we get these chibi like drawings in nearly every big flash
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>>81544849
C A P I T U L A T E
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>>81544849
Cum
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>>81544370
I just randomly wandered into /co/ looking to read some versus threads or something. On the front page was a Homestuck thread and someone said it was based on Earthbound so that caught my interest. This was toward the end of Act 4.
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>>81544519
That's because they're seers you fucking idiot
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>>81544819
>>81544783
She's fine. Works at Motiga doing promo art for a dead on arrival game, along with other not-Homestuck stuff.
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>>81544849
Create
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>>81544849
Cans
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>>81544587

>SHORYUKEN
>WATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

Wife material
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>>81544849
[S] Homestuck: Conclude.
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>>81544519
NOT ALL LIGHT PLAYERS ARE SEERS
THE ONLY LIGHT PLAYERS WHO CAN "PREDICT THE FUTURE" ARE SEERS
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>>81544864
>The art in that flash didn't clash
>flash is normal
>all of a sudden it switches to totally different anime-esque drawings

Anon, please. It only seems less dramatic because they're just being panned over.

Still shots in Cascade and Collide are fine, it's the stuff that has to be animated that usually sucks massive shit. Jade has gotten the short end of this stick twice now.
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>>81544849
>Cream

It's Vriska getting the shit kicked out of her while she mastur88s.
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>>81544708
I'm sure it is for them. There's only a week left to ever do it again.

>>81544722
Oh, that reminds me, who else discovered SBaHJ separate from Homestuck and completely lost their shit at it? It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, I was dumbfounded when I found out it was related to Homestuck while catching up.

>>81544743
God, I love that Jade/Dave/Rose.
I just rewatched Descend and it was gutwrenching to see how far the standards have fallen. What the fuck happened to Hero mode and using the damn pencil tool? All quality control went out the window. I found the style switches jarring at least as far back as Cascade but that was passable, shit like Game Over completely ruined the gravity of major events in the comic.

I hope to god he hired Lexxy to draw SOMETHING for the last flash(es).

>>81544788
You're joking, right? Her style is a natural extension from Hero mode. It doesn't stick out at all aside from being gorgeous.
>>
anybody got a picture of a prince of doom just for reference
not sure if i'd actually be a prince but unless there's a test everyone agrees isn't total garbage i'll just say i am
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>>81544455
I have a some ancestral swords and ornate knives locked behind a cabin because my mom didn't want to deal with them. I also have some shitty swords in my closet.
God you don't know how much I wanna alchemize random shit with them.
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>>81544937
everything was based on either sprite mode or hero mode, not totally different at all
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>Jade thinking PM can get along with Jack when Jack murdered her friends in front of her

Jade deserved that punch
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>>81544840

If it were going to be infamous, someone would have had to read it.
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>>81544834
The most annoying thing about Cascade was the Bec Noir had pupils.
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>>81544945
>natural extension from Hero mode
>looks totally different from Hero mode

???

>It doesn't stick out at all aside from being gorgeous

Aside from being a totally different style and obviously being drawn by a totally different person, I guess. Like I said, it's good-looking art, but saying it doesn't stick out is flat-out wrong. The style is totally different.
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>>81544987
If Jade weren't a dumb bitch she would've helped her kill him
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>>81544370
A friend showed me a youtube video of Dave and Bro strifing each other.

I went to MSPA and read Problem Sleuth first, then checked Homestuck. The comic was still around Act 3. God, Bolin's music for Jade vs Bec was fantastic.
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>>81544370
Saw [S]Dave: Accelerate on a videogame forum around 2010 but had no idea it was part of a comic. Then found mspa again in 2011 and started reading all stories.
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>>81544948
>unless there's a test everyone agrees isn't total garbage
there isn't. just reflect on your life for any major recurring concepts and see which you think would intersect with those the most
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>>81544987

I was actually flabberghasted in a positive way when that happened.

Here's another fucking do-gooder trying to mend the situation with your a-typical 'chill, guys, everyone makes mistakes' bullshit, and PM straight up DECKS her ass and gets her sweet fucking revenge for AR and WV(who she still believes is dead/dying, that never stopped being a thing).

Good character, would root for again.
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>>81544704
Hmm, Jenga modi? you have to stack stuff on top of each other and if something puts it off balance it falls over and you lose all your shit.
>>81544779
Thats really cool, i also now vaguely remember reading that there was a, now dead, project some people were working on. I think it was on the mspa forums or something, thats about all i remember though.
>>81544803
Rad, also
>protect your bros with good fortune/weaponize good fortune
that sounds fantastic, crits for days, would let you protect my session.
>>81544852
Haha, nice. Asshole classpects are the best, you dont have to steal your bros' hopes, you just steal your not bros hopes and make them more or less docile due to depression.
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>>81544849
[S] Homestuck: End Already
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>>81544370
Back in 2010, the girl I had a crush on recommended Problem Sleuth to me, I think so she could get me to read Homestuck next. We fell out of touch sometime after I finished PS, so I never got to tell her how much I enjoyed Homestuck, but it's been a blast.
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>>81545019
Lexxy's art has similar proportions and uses a lot of the same "angles" as Hussie. Not as exaggerated but it definitely fits. The best examples of it are in Make Her Pay.
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>>81544869
More like copulate amiright
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>>81544945
>reading Problem Sleuth
>find a tab that says secrets
>find a link to something called Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
>my entire worldview is changed
>click on the top comic button thinking it'd take me to the last Problem Sleuth page
>see a dog girl hand a folder that has been glittered the FUCK out of to some cute girl
>decide to read the new adventure later and get back to PS
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>>81544370

I found Hussie's old TNG edits through YTMND.

Yeah, I've been around. AMA
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>>81544370
someone sent me a picture of DOUBLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE TROUBLE and i immediately had to know what the fuck was up with that shit
then DMK happened and i knew that mspa was for me
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>>81544987
>>81545065
Absolutely agreed. Bec Noir didn't deserve to have any punches held, Jade was being an asshole and PM deserved that hit.

>>81545019
It's a more natural extension of the style than even Hussnasty mode was. It's literally just taking Hero Mode and making their heads look human instead of circular.
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>>81544370
I kept seeing it mentioned and linked and discussed, but I didn't have the motivation to slog through it until I watched cascade, which motivated me to read it because I wanted to know what the hell was going on.
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>>81544960
I don't really have anything in my room worth prototyping or alchemizing.

Except for my Megami Tensei collectables, Satan and Raiho.
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>>81545092
Are you telling me you were reading problem sleuth during act 6 of homestuck?
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>>81544987
Couldnt she just teleport the ring and remove becs powers?
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>>81544370
High School friend showed it to me around my sophomore year.
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>>81544960
>ancestral swords
You don't even understand how jealous I am of you.
All I have in for potential weapon alchemization is a bunch of Kamen Rider figures.
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>>81545123

God, so I miss guest artists that tried even a little.
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>>81545155
Couldn't jedi just use the force to turn off their enemy's lightsaber?
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Remember Feferi?

Yeah me neither
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>>81544587
Roxy seriously went apeshit in that battle, no one else came close to contributing as much as she did

BEST
FUCKING
GIRL
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>>81545142
What more would you need?
Satan || Fruit coloring book = Devil's Avocado
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>>81545155
Couldn't they just teleport the ring into Mount Mordor?
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>>81544532
The gun from the original Marathon
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>>81545144
I hadn't even heard of MSPA before then, give me a break
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What if the ending was Caliborn and Calliope making up with and incesting each other? Wouldn't that be cool?
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>>81545142
>combine megaten paraphenalia with wearable computer to gain a COMP, negotiate with and summon imps
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>>81544834
The difference I noticed with collide(which I assume is why most people seem to have a strong preference over whether it or cascade had better guest art) is it seemed to be a conscious effort to make sure that none of the art deviated too far from the main style. Characters are never drawn with features they don't have in the normal style, and are generally in a sort of chibi style, which overall resulted in (IMO) more cohesive, yet less visually impressive art. I thought it worked well, since the focus was more on the animation and the intensity of the battles, and that cohesiveness helped make it easy to follow in the fast paced fight scenes.
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>>81545207
Is that a jo crystal?
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>>81544945
I found out about SBaHJ before I found out about Homestuck, but I don't think I read it until after starting HS.

Speaking of, you think there's any chance we'll get one last SBaHJ comic for the road?
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>>81545245
Prab's ghost would finally be able to rest.
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>>81545233

You did the right thing, anon. Too many people have skipped over or just missed Problem Sleuth. More Tumblr people than HST(G), but still.
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>>81545256
yup
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>>81544960
>swords
>4 guns
>does putting digital downloads on a usb or disc let you alchemize them? if so that could get wacky
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>>81545265
SBaHJ was legitimately one of the reasons I decided to read Homestuck
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>>81545207
I remember how cute she was. Pretty much all she had going for her though.
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>>81545245
>making up with
>incesting
Pick one. Caliborn/Calliope redrom is for jerks.
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>>81545207
Feferi could have been an interesting character, but Hussie just had no idea what to do with her.
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>>81545051
i actually really don't remember much about my life, other than the times i had retarded breakdowns that will live in internet infamy forever, unless the forums stay dead
other than that it was pretty boring, really
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>>81544960
>Have single ore eyecon
I feel like this should alchemize with something well, but I can't think of what exactly.
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>>81544370
I discovered the shithole that is tumblr around june of past year because I was really into Steven Universe and spend all the day there looking for good fanart and I started seeing a lot of homestuck posts and art, it looked interesting enough so I decided to give it a try and now I'm here.
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>>81545294
Problem Sleuth is like Homestuck without any of the bullshit. It's great.
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>>81545294
Speaking of HSG, you know what doesn't make a good first impression of /co/ and 4chan in general (despite staying anyway)?
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>>81545368
How did you only find out about tumblr last year

What fucking rock do you live under

Like, all my normie friends use tumblr. It's not by any means obscure.
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>>81538420
i'm disapointed to see no praise for based Dad ITT. dude fucking bursts out of prison and enters the fight even though he's just a regular human, and kicks ass
>>
so I didn't realize it, but Heir of Grief was posted on Tensei's YouTube account way back in 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_icK3AHDgc

I wonder if any of his other old songs are still due for an appearance
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>>81545347
obviously you're a rage player
I'm pretty sure Gamzee and Kurloz don't remember much of their life, either
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>>81545254

Despite this, there was a General lack of quality that pervaded this most recent flash. Maybe the art better fit the 'normal style' of the comic, but the art itself looked half-assed in its attempt to emulate it.

The extra-detailed hero mode-esque art of Cascade was leaps and bounds over the stills of this one. It fit. This one just felt like a bunch of fan art floating around sprite animations.
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>>81545207
I was rewatching Wake and suddenly all my recollection of enjoying her as a character came flooding back in the instant before she got slashed in half.

>>81545387
It's a silent communal appreciation at this point. Not much to say beyond welcome back and I think most of us got that out of the way before this thread.
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>>81545347
page. if your life is filled with mostly nothing then it means you're neglecting your potential
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>>81545431
ebin :DDD
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>>81545431
We need a black security guard on this STAT
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>>81545123
Undeniably the best guest art.

>>81544960
How many of you actually have a weapon planned that isn't so convenient like a sword. I'd love to weaponize the fuck out of pic related. I wish I had more than just all my old childhood toys in storage to alchemize with though.
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>>81545431
that's a nice bike you have
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>>81545331
cherubs dont even have redrom
every red calliope shipper is in for a bad time
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>>81545431
Get it away GET IT AWAY
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>>81545396
When I first heard this come on in the flash I thought this song was about to play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjPyvoLXPs4
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>>81545371

You know, it's funny. HSG used to be a cesspool of sorts that made /co/ look bad. Over the past few years, /co/ at large has become just a mess. HS not-G is the only reason I come to the board any more.
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>>81545434
>>81545402
obviously he's the page of rage
hope you like nic cage
i'm going to sage
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>>81545448
That's a dinosaur-fighting weapon
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>>81545448
you have a Black Power comb?
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>>81545396

>mfw never hearing the full version of this song

http://tindeck.com/listen/yosy
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>>81545448
Dude, that comb already looks like the product of alchemizing. How did you do it?
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>>81545369
It just has Weird Puzzle Shit instead of Weird Plot Shit
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>>81545448
I kind of want to use my drumsticks as a weapon. Of course, those are basically escrima sticks but shit they go hard as hell on some naked skin.
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>>81545489
So it's a combo of a comb and one of those big, rubber dildos shaped like an arm, right?
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>>81545402
well i also try to be optimistic and easily get pissed at people who aren't, the mere thought of hard determinism keeps me awake at night, and i cherish individuality
>>81545434
wouldn't that mean a lotta people here are pages?
a few months back i finally got off my ass and decided to stop being so fat and weak, does that count

but i'm probably still a cloun
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>>81545463
Humans didn't have blackrom either, then Gay Singularity was emphasized on Hussman's Twitter the day Roxy gave her the ring (which she intended to give to her eventual betrothed) so I'm holding out hope.
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Fuck, I just realized that Jade is unconscious.

Here comes the shipping updates and Davekat teasing shit.
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>>81545368

I want to say that's what you get for liking Steven Universe. But no one deserves putting up with Tumblr. Not even people who like shows with bad writing and mediocre to passable artstyles.
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>>81538696
Check your heteronormative privilege.
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>>81545448
>combine with "racially progressive" tumblr art
>Black Lives Matter
nice
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>>81545174
>kamen rider figures
That reminds me of a fantroll idea I was tossing around before. Basically his land has a shittonne of skyscrapers that were perfect for doing flying kicks. I was debating if he'd be a knight of hope or something off the wall like heir of rage.
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>>81545369
The first half is great. The second half suffers from Hussie not being able to wrap anything up in a timely manner.
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>>81544693
I never liked the obvious guest art. I still don't really like Descend compared to the other Act 4 flashes.
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>>81545368
>completely missed everything with Homestuck
>only getting to be part of the final updates

You missed so much. So much good and so much shit.
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>>81545500
Just use whichever aspect is closest to justice.
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>>81545520
hussie'd always said that troll romance was something humans could feel, they just didnt have the societal drive to seek it out

calliope explicitly said shes incapable of red feelings
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>>81545481
>>81545489
>>81545500
It's just a simple afro pick. They usually have metal teeth like mine. The fist really isn't necessary but it looks cool. Integrating into stronger weapons would be fucking amazing.

>>81545549
I can only imagine the sort of shit tumblrites would alchemize.
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>>81545463
You're probably right, but I just want the green skeletons to be happy together.
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>>81545553
The fan subplot was tedious but I enjoyed the whole boss fight.

I wonder if Homestuck's epilogue will be shitty on purpose like Problem Sleuth's.
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>>81545553

Hussie was literally taking every 'game command' from real user input. That he could pull the whole thing together into a cohesive story is a huge accomplishment. And the extreme complexity that causes is half the fun.
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>>81545520
Cherubs "mate" by turning into giant space dragons and fighting in a black hole.

How does ANYONE but a cherub fuck a cherub?
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>>81544337
Rogue of Breath
>Go to Prospit/Derse/other players
>Do some stunts
>Take their breath away
>Max out my respect stat

Land of Keys and Chords
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>>81545572
Then they can get friend married and kiss platonically, whatever works
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>>81545368

I both envy and pity you.
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I haven't been able to keep up with these threads since the first two. I just want the ride to end.
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>>81544481
oh boy I sure feel bad for not being able to pay for this but at least I will try my best to pay for hiveswap I guess

thanks dude
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>>81545586
>tumblr sburb
>half the players are dead from roving ethnic rainbow mural imp gangs culturally enriching the medium
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>>81545602
Nice try, Rufioh.
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>>81545553
The DMK fight had some good bits, like Ace Dick's playthrough of the Game of Life. But yeah, I much preferred when they went around fucking with the game world to them stuck fighting DMK.
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>>81545564

Mostly shit. Tumblr didn't do much good for the Homestuck fan base unless you like watching a million awkward teenagers pretending to be trans Dave.
>>
i just remembered there's a duke nukem action figure somewhere in this house
i'd have an amazing time of alchemy assuming i don't just spend all my grist on cloning hot cheetos
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>>81545640
Everything every version of Ace Dick does is A+ though.
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>>81545623
"If you kill your enemies they win"

>>81545564
>good
>tumblr

Homestuck was made objectively worse by it.
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>>81545586
we've done plenty of imaginings ourselves
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>>81545586
Alchemize it into the Fight the Flour. Grab a spatula, && it, get a dodecadent with a fist pommel.
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>>81545586
>Permanently wet pants
>Muh-Soggy-Knees
Ive got a million of em

>>81545602
Rufioh, what are you doing here?
>Piano themed world
That actually sounds really cool, play me a song piano man.
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>>81545598
>and fighting in a black hole.
>Union Jack's head exploding was the cherubian equivalent to laying out a bed of roses
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>>81545448
I've got one of those SNES bazookas. Gonna alchemize it with all sorts of shit. Plus when I was a kid my brother taught me how to make home-made napalm with petrol and polystyrene packaging, so I'm pretty prepared.

Maybe I can make a bazooka that fires gobs of napalm?
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>>81544693
those arms kinda throw me off
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>>81545662

Metastuck was good times.

As was the oft-forgotten Commustuck.
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>>81545593
I hope so.

>epilogue starts
>we see Dave and Karkat kissing and embracing each other
>same happens as parallism to Rosemary
>Terezi admits that she has always been red for Vriska and they make out
>Calliope and Caliborn are both dead, but they hold hands together
>WV and PM are together
>Jack Noir is in jail in Can Town
>Jade and Jane are seen cheering for everyone
>How Can I Live Without You starts playing
>every homestuck thread will be filled with smug Davekat and Rosemary posters claiming how we are such shitty homophobes for disliking Davekat
>no one talks about the comic anymore
>just bitching about ships forever and ever and some guy dumping Scourgecest porn
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>>81545448
assuming i don't take the easy route with guns or swords or whatever, there's a fancy santa somewhere around here
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>>81545448
>implying I wouldn't alchemize a spear with a harpoon and a fishing rod
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>>81544383
all abrahamic faiths actually
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>>81545717
>John "Fairies get Buried" Egbert kills them all
>>
Guys

The Wallet
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>>81545754
Served its purpose and was forgotten about. It's no longer needed.
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>>81545717
>WV and PM are together
>Jack Noir is in jail in Can Town
I'd be down for those. Seeing as WV has to rebuild society.
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>>81545717
>How Can I Live Without You starts playing

Holy shit, I would love if that happened.
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>>81545488
Mc'Fucking kill me
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>>81545745
Why would he kill a pair of honest heterosexuals like WV and PM?
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>>81545564
>>81545641
I'm not talking about Tumblr, they said they found Homestuck through Tumblr and they only found Tumblr in the last year.

>I started seeing a lot of homestuck posts and art, it looked interesting enough so I decided to give it a try and now I'm here.

See?
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>>81545794
They'd be spared, of course.
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>>81545794
Can the chess pieces even mate?
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>>81545717
>Calliope and Caliborn are both dead, but they hold hands together
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The epilogue/credits better be accompanied by an ironic bowman song, like all the other 'sentimental' moments. It wouldn't feel the same otherwise.
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>>81545385
I honestly don't know, it really isn't popular at all in my country and I've never been part of a fandom before like I was with SU and eventually Homestuck and a bunch of other shit so I guess I never had reasons to care about it anyway
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>>81545834
According to Word of God they have internal genitals

Of course, also according to Word of God, Sollux is short for "Solluxander"
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>>81545745
>Dave finally tells John he's literally, unironically gay in the last panel
>the last shot is John "The GAY COMMUNITY" Egbert bludgeoning the shit out of him

Oh man, that would be the ultimate final jab by Hussie.
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>>81545745
Nah, he'll just beat the gay out of them. And then install cameras to keep a close eye on them so that if Vriska glances at Terezi in any way that implies more than just "hello Good Friend" or Rose and Kanaya are ever even simply in the same room, he can administer some punch therapy.
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>>81545834
>mate

Haha, good one
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>>81545853
>Of course, also according to Word of God, Sollux is short for "Solluxander"
Are you trying to say it isn't?
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>>81545853
vriska's tits being bigger than watermelons is canon too
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>>81545853
Both of which are totally canon

>>81545834
>>81545870
Aauuuuughh
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>>81545853
I named my hamster solluxander. he's still alive to this day.
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>>81545883
Vriska being fat as hell is canon

Actually, all of the characters being fat is canon. Vriska is just especially obese.
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>>81545883
Well she is the fattest character too so it's sort of unavoidable
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>>81545909
>>81545883
Vriska just needs a good milking.
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>>81545896
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>>81545717
i unironically hope for this EXACT ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJWO4WaQh_Y
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>>81545909
>That artist
Does that mean she also has a cock?
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>>81545564
I'm not sure if I would've enjoyed joining when the fandom was on it's most autistic levels, I'm kinda regreting doing that with SU but I'm way too into that show to leave it.
At least I got into HS at a pretty comfy time and still got to experience at least one good update so I'm cool with this.
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>>81545923
I would love to drink some healthy spidermilk!
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>>81545896
also John is African-American, but not black
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>>81545845
>>81545934
bowman brings us all together
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>>81545963
>andrew
>music team
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>>81545745
FUCK YES
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>>81545934
i hope the ending is just
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vz4J2rorDE
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>>81545966
is bowman the one who sings that?
i was just about to ask
i fucking love it
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>>81545925

>Your son fucking disgusts me

NOW I remember why I love Andrew Hussie
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>>81546000
based
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>>81545925
>have an actual fat fetish
>think of "don't rattle my cage" constantly
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>>81544370
I don't remember what exposed me to it, maybe a friend or some pics on the internet, but I started reading it in Freshman year of high school. The most I ever got involved with the community was a club I didn't know existed at my school, that I went to for like 2 days, and a friend of a friend I hung out with. He casually cosplayed near every day but still looked cool. Never been to a con, never learned of /hsg/ or 4chan for that matter until just after it had been purged. But christ has it been fun nonetheless. Sometimes I'd want to remark on an obvious aspect sweater I'd see someone wearing but I never had the guts.
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>>81546012
the big man hath blessed another from beyond the grave.
>>
doesnt john already know about rosemary
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>>81546093
Yes. He commented on it last time too.
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>>81546090
is he seriously
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>>81546093
Yes, he was also supportive in that regard.
John "smear the queer" Egbert is kill.
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>>81546012

Yup

Dead man has nice voice
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>>81546116
nobody knows, not even him
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>>81546126
dang dude

i had no idea who he was desu
i thought he was just a weird meme man that one anon is obsessed with
but he's actually a musical meme man

and he did sburban jungle, holy shit

i guess this is what happens when you're not around for the beginning ofhomestuck

but seriously, his how do i live, both shitty and d8 night, is one of my favorite songs, ever
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>>81546119
what about Racist Jade
is she still viable
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>>81546162
>that one anon is obsessed with
there's also some chick on tumblr. I wish they would meet and propose under a bowman song
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>>81546119
He's biding his time, waiting to strike. John "Slay a Gay Every Day" Egbert lives.
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>>81546162
>i guess this is what happens when you're not around for the beginning of homestuck
I bet you didn't even know that a lot of flashes in early Homestuck had their music replaced because Hussie got in a fight with one of the music team members and he quit.
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>>81546341
>Bolinanon
you don't know what you've started. bowmanon will come for you in your sleep, he's a madman
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>>81544337
Mage of Time
Land of Gears and Radium
Derse
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>>81546343
woah
no
i had no idea
what were they like?

i mean, i missed a lot of homestuck culture. i caught up right around when the gigapause started
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>>81546366
He can try, but I will not rest until I get Non Compos Mentis.
>>
WHERE IS IT

ITS MIDNIGHT

WHERE IS IT
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>>81545593
>I wonder if Homestuck's epilogue will be shitty on purpose like Problem Sleuth's.
>shitty on purpose like Problem Sleuth's.
>shitty on purpose
>like Problem Sleuth's.
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>>81546343
What the hell happened with that anyway?
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>>81546488
It'll probably go back to midday updates again till the finale
>>
UPDAATEF
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>>81546451
Here they are on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLupoTfJui-Ppr8gCdofw7R0OQ35atx5k

To be honest, nothing of value was lost. They're okay if you're nostalgic for them, but the new tracks replaced them pretty well and in some cases fit the animations even better than the original.
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>>81546506
It's not nice to tell lies.
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PLORPSHOOT
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>>81546451
>>81546499
>In April of 2010, Bill Bolin made a post to the MSPA Forum announcing that he was quitting the music team, giving a several-page-long explanation of his reasons, and culminating in a picture of himself flipping off the camera. Even with the explanation, Bolin's reasons were almost totally opaque without access to the discussions that had preceded his departure in the private music team forum. The confusion over Bolin's exit caused a number of forumgoers to create new threads asking for any clear explanation, which were quickly spammed by those who thought the whole thing was hilarious. Bolin's middle finger enjoyed a brief spate of popularity as a meme before the mods made it clear that stirring up wank over his exit would not be considered acceptable. When his songs were removed from the flash pages in which they were featured at his request, further conflict arose.

for the photo see >>81546341
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>>81546499
Here's some guy's Tumblr post on the subject.
http://tickmancer-old.tumblr.com/post/3964177452/thetalk
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>>81546451
>>81546341
It was this guy
Basically Hussie used a WIP of one of his songs that wasn't meant to be used yet in a flash, and he got upset about it
Hussie basically told him off, and he had this big bitchfit and went home and took his songs with him
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>>81546442
Mages have it rough
>Always fucked over by time, but come out of it understanding it better
Ideally a reformed chronic procrastinator, youd probably be one of the most "mature" in your session, like all business all the time kinda deal. Id hang with you though.
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Last for Bolin
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no.
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>>81546579
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>>81546550
>Hussie basically told him off,

I thought Hussie tried to be amicable and Bolin had the bitch fit anyway.
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Kanaya best troll
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>>81546589
Bowmanon, your reign of terror is over.

It's Bolin's time to shine.
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Vast for Vriska.
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hey did that one anon who liked GamDad ever read the Dad Who Livedfics?

did you like them if you did?
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>>81546592
Isn't the whole "YOU DO NOT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO TALK PROFESSIONALISM WITH ME" because Hussie told him he wasn't acting like a professional or something
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