I know that this series is practically taboo here, but can we

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>>78233639
anon a lot of the hg posters here are done man.
im not sure how the general in trash is doing that board is dead as fuck, but here have a bump

>>78233639
>>>/trash/

>>78233639
Class pets interest me because like kanaya has said it seems like some are suited for the role and some have to grow into their role as a challange.

>>78233639
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/

Classpects (specifically, aspects) are what interest me the most; it's pretty easy to conclude lands just symbolically the ways a player needs to grow as a person; that's nice and all, but you really can't go from there. Aspects, on the other hand, are really cool because they're like the MtG color system; trying to figure out what parts of the world are described by each aspect is pretty fun. It's a shame a ton of aspects don't really have an important character to give us any big development.

Also, @ your image; Sollux and Eridan, being teenagers who were actually in concupiscent relationships on Planet Screw or Die, almost certainly aren't virgins.

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Homestuck is dead, m8. All the cool kids are now in Fatass Universe and Undermeme.

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>>78234035
It occured to me I hadn't visited /trash/ since its creation

>95% furry porn
>sug

What's the fucking point

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>>78235195
>there are people who legitimately post in that board

I'm not gonna fall in that one. I remember well what happened with the /fur/.

The entire alchemy system is really fucking cool and I hope I live to see a game that can emulate that kind of shit to its fullest potential. Pretty much everything about Sburb is the perfect video game to me and that's why I even bothered with the comic in the first place.

>>78234035
>Dave and Karkat
>always these fucking two instead of John
Every time.

>>78235691
John isn't gay

>>78234072
At first I thought you actually meant "class pets" and for a second I thought I had missed some exposition, like the classes actually giving the players unique pets or something.

>>78233639
I briefly participated in making an Svurv tabletop RPG.

never went anywhere. I did like the idea of the Sburb disk being glitched and kids winding up without planets or with the reckoning starting before they even arrive and having to deal with the consequences.

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Horrible image to start a thread tbrh
Were the missing calendar arts found yet?

>>78235460
Same here, what a wasted opportunity of having a webcomic that aged like wine. You should check the sburb glitch FAQ, shit gives inspiration to code something related.

>>78236264
Where can I find horrible fanart like this? I know it's from Tumblr, but goddammit if I can find anything with their shitty search system.

>>78236538
Literally just search homestuck or Dave strider and the majority will be stuff that looks nothing like the characters.

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>>78236693
I thought you were fucking joking.

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>>78236821
That does it. I'm going to go off myself.

>>78237065
>>78236821
this is what happens when you create "aracial characters" that anyone can imprint themselves on.

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>>78236693
you can also find some of this shit on mspabooru

>>78237715
what the fuck is with the splotches of white skin?

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>>78237849
vitiligo, it's the newest trend for "progressive" race headcanons

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>>78237971
"Vitiligo is a chronic skin condition characterized by portions of the skin losing their pigment. It occurs when skin pigment cells die or are unable to function. Aside from cases of contact with certain chemicals,[1] the cause of vitiligo is unknown. Research suggests vitiligo may arise from autoimmune, genetic, oxidative stress, neural, or viral causes.[2] Vitiligo is typically classified into two main categories: segmental and non-segmental vitiligo.

The global incidence of vitiligo is less than 1%,[3] with some populations averaging 2–3% and rarely as high as 16%.[4] Autoimmune diseases such as Addison's disease, Hashimoto's thyroiditis, and type 1 diabetes mellitus tend to occur more often in people who have vitiligo. There is no cure for vitiligo but many treatment options are available including topical steroids, calcineurin inhibitors, and phototherapy."

so are these images supposed to be repulsive?

>>78238075
Stop being ableist, cis scum! There's beauty in everyone, even the horribly diseased. uwu

>What part of sburb interests you the most?
I was always the most interested in the upgraded great the kids got by fusing random crap. I don't remember it happening after the first two or three chapters, though. Acts, w/e, it's been years.

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>>78238075
as much as how much of these fanarts unintentionally look like racist caricatures

Homestuck got HomeKEKED by Steven Universe

In less than a year, Hussie saw all his autism bux go down the drain

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>>78238075
Of course not, whitewashing is progress :^)

>>78238157
Last time it happened was dave reversing his sword to caledfwlch and terezi's scarf. A6A6I1 was such a good act for all shit the kickstarter brought

>>78238240
that one isn't that bad but half the point to me was Dave being a turbo-hip white guy whose brother was a turbo-hip but also creepy white guy with an unusual preoccupation with rap and hiphop.

>>78238351
goddamn they look weird.

>>78238328
I like that the fandom jumped ship, it lets me appreciate the comic in peace without all the retards.

>>78237065
Why does he have shit leaking from his eyes and mouth

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>>78238388
which in tumblr's mind translates to dave being a "hip" 80s-90s black street kid

>>78235171 these threads could blend together and nothing would be lost

>>78238502
The artists subsconscious is trying to tell us he needs medication

>>78238737
who the fuck is he standing next to anyways?

seem there's this enormous thing with Dave and his Bro, you know Irony? They're white guys but they're down with black culture and his bro is a puppet fetishist. Making dave black strips away one of the layers of irony.

>>78238737
Who's the 50's biker on the right? Dirk?

>>78238828
>>78238842
that's karkat

and really the only thing that connects them with "black culture" is their love for hip-hop, making them black just based on that is also kinda hilariously racist

>>78238894
>that's karkat
Oh. He could have at least had a cancer symbol on his chest.

>>78234140
Just because the cool kids went to SU and UT doesn't mean the fandom is dead. There still people who enjoy and talk about homestuck.

>>78239117
I can guarantee you the people who jumped to Steven Universe and Undertale are by no means considered cool.

>>78239246
I'm not considering the people who jump to SU and UT are cool. I was just saying just because some of popular people (I should had that instead of cool kids) left the fandom doesn't mean the fandom is dead.

>>78238128
Well boys, Tumblr is here. Lets kick the cancer/shitposting into overdrive.

>>78239921
Thats satire.

>>78235460
I really liked the alchemy thing. I wanted to see it in the tabletop RPGs as " combine two +1 items, get a +2 item". You could eventually get very powerful items but the cost would grow exponentially. (+0 items are practically free, +1 items are a token sum, +2 items are +1x2, +3 items are +1x4, +4 items are +1x8, etc etc)
For an RPG that is less crunch more narrative, alchemizing items would combine their adjectives. Mixing a "sharp fork" and "heavy spoon" would get you a "sharp heavy spork". More powerful weapons would have a ridiculous number of adjectives, making them bizarre and unwieldy ("sharp heavy loud tuning two-handed singing flaming axolotl")

>>78239921
It was a joke.

>>78233639
I'm up for it bro

Do you guys think denizens were retconned hard during Act 6? I have the suspicion they didn't work as they turned out to do, and that we were meant to see how they actually looked like before Hussie backpedalled.

>>78240121
The quests and denizens getting shafted is the most disappointing thing about the comic.

>it's a Harry Potter AU focused on fucking Karkat fic
>gets hyped and nervous which house he will go
>all his friends get introduced, the Scourge Sisters bully him, Nepeta has the usual crush on Karkat, Karkat and Terezi had some history together
>house sorting starts
>Terezi gets sorted to Gryffindor
>Vriska gets sorted to Slytherin, she is cheering, but her sister Aranea from Ravenclaw is facepalming
>yes, all the fucking dancestors are older siblings
>after Nepeta got sorted to Hufflepuff, it's Karkat's turn
>begging the hat to not be on Hufflepuff or Slytherin and that he wants to be on Gryffindor
>his brother Kankri already giving speeches how Karkat will be the best Gryffindor example
>the hat keks him and announces that he is in Slytherin
>gryffindor table starts laughing at kankri while he makes up speeches how to tolerate people from other houses
>Karkat just looking dead outside, but inside he is in maxium self-loathing mode
>Vriska taunting him that he should have been in Hufflepuff, his other friends look surprised that Karkat got sorted to the backstabber house, even worse how Eridan got sorted to Gryffindor and all the discussion went to him and Cronus not being on Slytherin for being snobby assholes
>his day ends with him sobbing on his bed and then dreaming how Terezi is kissing a black-haired guy with glasses

>also the fic is introducing every hogwarts class with HS characters
>all the humans are on gryffindor
>Karkat befriends with Jade, Dave is racist towards Slytherin members and John gets hated on by Karkat but he doesn't care
>also tons of kek situation with Terezi hanging out with Dave
>also Karkat accidently listening to a conversation with John breaking up with Vriska
>his day also gets better when Tavros from Gryffindor stood up for himself and btfo'd Vriska while she is in full bully mode on him
(cont.)

>>78240242
If I wanted to read a Karkat HP fic I'd actually read it. Isn't it the Goblet of Sick Fires one, or are you just making this up?

In any case, no-sburb AUs are worse than hitler. Gimme some Want of a Nail if you have it.

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>>78240121
how do we tell the difference between something that was planned one way, and changed before publication, and something that was just vaguely defined but solidified before publication?
Hussie had denizens in mind, and knew what they'd look like since Act 1 at least. The only thing I'd think was made-up-slap-dash was the idea that the Troll players also had denizens, or we'd ever hear about their denizens.

>>78240327
No, but I think they were designed specifically for player instead of aspect, which is why they were based on internet browsers.

>>78240350
>Someone could have Internet Explorer as a denizen

>>78240242
>Meenah is also in Slytherin and the self-proclaimed "Queen"
>starts crushing on Karkat hard
>too bad she is in a relationship with Vriska right now
>while Meenah is listening to Karkat's rants, she gets the urge to kiss him
>she does, while Vriska is watching
>ends up with Karkat being beaten up to a pulp by Vriska and Meenah just crying and telling both of them to avoid her

And then the fic abruptly ended and discontinued. Author also wanted to write about Terezi and John, and how Kankri and Aranea banged with each other on full detail. And yes, the whole fic has fuck-all to do with magic.

it's "taboo" because it's bannable during the hiatus you fucking dork.

>>78240561
It's not, we're only bannable if these threads become recurrent and out of any specific topic.

>>78240447
No, I think. Most of the denizens are base off of Greek mythology.
But the thought of someone having internet explorer as their denizen is funny.

>>78240647
>I have autism: the post

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>>78238328

>>78240687
This ain't /mlp/.

>>78240121
Is he ever going to address the fact that the Denizens released their grist hoards without the players confronting them and making the Choice/fighting them? Will he handwave it away as happening off-screen, or that it falls under special circumstances (the upcoming fight being at least Denizen-level), or just ignore it and hope nobody noticed?

>>78233639
>Homosuck

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>>78240901
What about it, Fám?

>>78238328
dont blame su for his how mistakes

>>78240884
ARquiusprite solved all their personal problems for them anon :^)

>>78238328
That's what they said about shit like Off.
But Homestuck is eternal.

>>78241127
Homestuck will live in ours hearts forever.

>>78240884
It'll probably be properly addressed, I don't think the planet quests are forgotten or going to be dismissed.

Homestuck has some of the most legit fanfic of any work. Stuff like the entire helmsman mythos, just really great and genius stuff that really should find some way to grow into standing alone.

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>>78241319
>I don't think the planet quests are forgotten or going to be dismissed.
I bet you think Hussie still writes Homestuck too

>>78241385
hahahahahahahaha

I'm the fanfiction EXPERT and I can tell you Homestuck doesn't even rate top 5. It has in fact one of the worst track record, the only finished fanfics are shipping fics.

You mean the most legit fanon, if anything.

>>78240884
i thought it was implied to be part of the deal with Echidna? also there is no way he's letting go of Rose (refusing to) playing the rain being an important latent subplot. he deliberately brought it up again in the big lilypad recap bs.

>>78241455
>You mean the most legit fanon, if anything.
actually, yeah, that sounds about right. the fanon of alternia, in particular, is just incredible, as legit as any other big world-building project.

>>78241455
Tell me where I can find good smutfics.

>>78241733
the strip poker ones are great, but the rest are almost always written from a girl's perspective

>>78241481
play the rain originally just meant finding the DNA sequences to revive the ocean life on her planet, said sequences had been encoded in the light beams of her planet, which she can learn to 'read' with her seer of light powers.

It'll probably be re-purposed to her helping revive the human and troll race

>>78241733
most of these are smut
http://pastebin.com/6qY7V2Wu

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>>78241741

>>78241803
That's actually a really cool idea.

This comic could have been awesome if Hussie kept with it exploring the intricacies of Sburb.

>>78241891
I can only read "he rubbed my clit while fucking me" so many times before it becomes boring as hell. Also it never has any description of the girl.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4656702

>>78242270
read more girl on girl stuff

>>78240465
>Aranea will never break Kankri's celibacy vow
>she will never teach Kankri to worship her thighs

>>78242485
yuri is even more boring

>>78242765
Not if one of them has a dick.

>>78242788
then isn't it just girl on boy?

>>78242793
Who cares if they're cute and look like a girl?

>>78242815
didn't you say they had a dick?

>>78242831
Are you saying genitalia makes someone cuter or not?

>>78242850
I'd say a dick is the biggest difference between a male and female looking body, anon

>>78242867
But a penis is going to covered by clothing most of the time. Body and facial shape, along with hair will play a bigger role if someone looks like a man or woman.

>>78242909
>hey recommend smut
>but they have to be covered by clothes all the time
what is wrong with you?

>>78242918
That's putting words in my mouth. All I was saying was, yuri is less boring when one of the established girls in this fictional universe has a penis. The only difference from this character before to now, is that she now has a throbbing 10 inch uncut dick

>>78237971
This John looks like the type of John to hold a gun to your head, demand that you suck his dick, make you swallow, and then blow your brains out right afterward.

He holds that exact face through the entirety of it.

>>78243050
wow, you seem to be overcompensating for some projection there

>>78243109
What does my dick being mutilated against my will as a baby have to do with any of this?

>>78243142
why are futafags always attentionwhores

If you want good Homestuck smutfic, look up Geist.

God this shit is fantastic.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/268668

>>78243202

>waste down

I TAKE IT BACK FUCK

I was really into this when I was like 15.

i'm so sorry /co/

Homestuck fanfiction is so fucking faggy.

Like, even more faggy than your usual fanfiction shit.

>>78243246
I know. Top tier will always be Worm, Harry Potter and Naruto

>>78243202

>He free hand

GOD DAMNIT GEIST DID YOU JUST GO AND ADD TYPOS AFTER YEARS OF ME NOT READING YOUR WORK

>>78243277
The most dedicated fanfiction community I've seen, other than like, the obscenely popular stuff like Harry Potter, was for fucking Ranma 1/2 of all things.

The people who know what I'm talking about know what I'm talking about.

>>78243320
I hope you've read Sleeping With The Girls if that's what you're referencing

>>78243320
Man, the previous generation of fujoshi was so much cooler than the tumblr crowd. I barely touched down on that community because I'm a dude but I had a livejournal so I saw enough. They just didn't give a shit, like, everyone today is obsessed with making their perspective the new status quo and becoming a part of the system but those girls were comfortable being outcasts.

>>78243532
I know, they were just genderswapper nerds who just cared about romance a bit more

Now ironically the search for "equality" has made everyone more different than ever

>>78243703
*genderswapped

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>>78243703
They are so obsessed because of (ironically) not being ashamed of. Same thing went with weaaboos, whose term was also pejorative until /a/ and 2c started ironically shitposting it until the stereotype gave life. Also its how saying "homestuck sucks" and that picture of a black man walking behind cosplayers brought the average fan who makes shit like >>78237065
But thats a cycle and in 5, 10 years 'old fujoshis' may be the norm again

>>78242628
Man, this reminds me of a lewd comic with Aranea sucking shota Karkat's dick and Meenah licking loli Vriska's pussy. Then the final panel shows them comparing their stained candyred/cerulean tongues with each other.

Porn discussion aside, how do you guys feel about Homestuck being more character-focused than on the adventure part? I think Hussie tries his hardest to please both.

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I like to pretend fanfiction doesn't exist

>>78244044
fanfiction can be good
it just often isn't

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Do you remember, /co/?
"You Can't Fight the Homestuck"?
"How far we've come"?
"Kids and Fun"?

You tought this was just a game? That everything was harmless? Oh, how naive you were.

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>OP tries to create a thread to discuss lore/worldbuilding
>it ends with people bashing it other to state why they hate homestuck now

everytime

>>78244119
why do you keep being surprised
do you really think people want to talk about worldbuilding when its clear hussie doesn't give a shit
>>78240884

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Who /FREEDOM/ here?

>>78244119

theres no worldbuilding left in the comic

itd just be freestyles for us to do it

>>78244401
why did this become a meme anyway?

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>>78244401
/LEADERSHIP/ is the superior waifu, fám.

>>78244428
Someone kept spamming it.

>>78244119
Does it count if I hate it due to the lack of worldbuilding?

>>78244913
*after act 5

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>>78237971
>>78243089
I'm so progressive.

>>78245026
I recognize that notepad

>>78244428
Same thing can be asked about eri.

>you now realize Homestuck has been written by the fictional characters and Hussie is also just a creation
>John started writing Homestuck as a simple adventure webcomic
>his comic gets popular and he hires Karkat and Vriska as writers for his comic around the end of Act 4.
>every romance bullshit and Vriska-worshipping you witnessed has been written by these two assholes

How does this make you feel?

>>78245734
>this guy just managed to write out the ghostwriting conspiracy theory in roleplay form

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Remember me, /co/?

>>78246255
still better than hiveswap
at least this came out

>>78238351
the guy looks like someone badly photoshoped JUST on him

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>>78245734
>John's reaction to Act 6

>>78245734
FUCK YOU, JOHN EGBERT

>>78246255
I never even got to play. Not that a dating sim was ever all that interesting to me. Unless it's Hatoful Boyfriend of course.

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has homestuck taught you anything? How to write, how not to write, anything?

>>78250755
Not exactly to write but on how different a webcomic's structure can be despiste not sharing the same audience of printed volumes, because all I read before was CAD-tier
And how not to write... everything from act 6 turning the structure into a regular, boring comic. How MSPA style slowy fades, commands stop being given (even if fake ones) and narration is abscent.

>>78244187
He may be the one who ruined it, but he's also the one who created it. At least he has that.

>>78250755
How to appreciate bad movies.

>>78250755
How to have a update schedule.
How to not add billions of characters.
How to not experiment with shit like Vriska Serket being forced down on us and using Tavros as a satellite character. (Too many mixed reactions with her.)
How to not announce a fucking kickstarter game project while your comic isn't finished yet.
How to not have guest artists force their fucking headcanon designs to the audience. (Turtleneck Karkat or you get bullied to death by Tumblr.)

>>78250755
I've learnt plenty of stuff that I might have forgotten already, but the thing I remember the most is "no matter if you're at the top, you can always fuck it up and displease all your fans".

do people still follow homestuck? I was one of its most obsessed fans even I gave up on it after the omegapause started

>>78251862
We need closure.

>>78251862
I've been following HS since the beginning . . . I am ready to die

>>78251862
I'm just curious to know how it ends.My inner hope tells me that old Hussie will appear during that time.

>>78246255
Didn't have Crowbar, didn't play.

>>78252231

me too

What Tumblr wants: Davekat, everyone talking about sexuality, Jane accepting her inner fatness
What the fans want: Homestuck to end
What we will get: Karkat/Calliope, Jade turns into an universe, Karkat cries like a bitch when he gets btfo'd by fucking alpha Vriska, (Vriska) saves the day and defeats LE with the power of friendship and the GO!characters, comic goes for another fucking hiatus

>last couple of HS threads died and fell off the board
ded fandom

>>78253418
Just you wait, anon, once the Omegapause ends we'll have populated threads again.

A man can only dream. God dammit, Hussie, I want to get off your wild ride.

who ARADIA here

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>>78254221
Aradia is the true star of Homosuck.

>>78254273
You mean Jack Noir of course

It's okay, we all make mistakes

>>78254273

Poverty Aradia was fun. So was summer-fun Eri and diick2 grabiing Sollux.

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>tfw that never will happen

I miss you, /hsg/

;_;

>>78254621
It's HSG mon, none of that proto-board shit

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>>78244401
My nigga.

Name a more broken Classpect than Prince of Light.

You can't

>>78255005
lord of time

>>78255005
Prince of Breath.

>>78255005
Prince of Hope

>>78255005
Lord of LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES

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>>78254273
minor character, major plot device

>>78255126
what would a prince of breath even do

>>78255005
Lord of Light.

>>78255222
lord of lords

>>78255216
Leave you breathless

>>78255005
>game about building shit up
>class about destroying shit up

Prince is a fucking broken class for edgelords.

>>78255216
They destroy freedom.

>>78255005
Prince of Life motherfucker.

>>78255005
if i get it right that means is a destroyer of luck right?

>>78255287
Reminder that Breath has nothing to do with Freedom.

>>78255287
Reminder that Breath has nothing to do with freedom.

>>78255216
Oppress you by removing your freedom.

>>78255327
Pretty much. Your shit would get fucked up so hard.

>>78255352
See
>>78255337
>>78255338

>>78255327
More like destroyer of solutions.

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>>78255337
>>78255338
FREEDOM MIND BABY

>>78255005
Bard of Light.

>>78255005
Muse of Space

>>78255377
i feel we never really got to see all the cool combinations of different classes fighting against each other, like a prince of light wrecking the shit of a rouge of light.

or a thief of doom being bamboozled by a bard of hope

>>78255543
Somebody's angry.

>>78255582
the only instance of the was when aranea decided to use her powers to hack jake's hope powers and then dirk used his heart powers to put an end to that, or how calliope used he muse powers to help roxy's rouge powers

>>78255543
Freedom.

>>78255543
You are FREE to do that, pal.

I feel like making a freedom. Any ideas for a new one?

>>78255748
A steven universe one.

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>>78255767
I made that once.

>>78255767
Okay I'll jus-
>>78255868
Oh. Nevermind. Nice one dude.

>>78255748
One with board-tans

>>78252474
good man

I just want an rpg with randomly generated elements where your decisions affect literally everything. 'Oops I stuck my clown and my grandma into my sprite, guess everything is gonna be clowns from now on.'
And randomly generated Lands. Land of X and Y, with random monsters and random sburb coplayers (a full co-op would be just unrealistic).

>>78256174
play dorf fort an pretend it's your tumblr comic

>>78256174
Just make a DF mod or something like that, dork.

>>78256201
>>78256210
DF kinda has that modularity, but I don't want to micromanage an economy. What I want is closer to a Skyrim mod than a DF one.

Start the game
Enter name
Choose if you're a host/client

You're a random kid in a random house, full of random objects and a random backstory. For the first part of the game you mess with the machinery and create your sprite, fighting imp/whatevers. In the second part, you travel to the different randomly generated lands and quest among the randomly generated civilizations if there are any, you level up and do whatever you're supposed to do in sburb. Then after you fight your randomly generated denizen, you team up with the other players and win at chess or whatever random hijinks occur on this session and the game congratulates you on your victory.
No scratched timelines, no timetraveling trolls, no players from a different session.
Something like this could be almost infinitely replayable if done right, just imagine.

>>78256545
continued
Look at this :http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?32488-Nestbound!-(Or-Kaz-and-Rae-s-bugs-come-out-to-play!)
Look how much fun they're having. I wan't to play that game. Why did it have to be this way?

>>78256545
Make a Minecraft mod or something like that, nerd.

>>78256931
Don't tempt me man, one of these days I'll do it and you'll all be sorry

>>78257008
Go ahead, fám. It's not like anyone would care anyway.

>>78257072
You really think people wouldn't play it? The comic has gone to shit but the game concept was once great so wouldn't a game evolved from the concept be great too?

>>78236693
Here's a fun game. Go to Tumblr, type in your favorite character's name in the search bar under photos, and count how many posts it takes before you see a brown version, a cross-dressing version, a non-straight version, or a version of the character with body modification. The higher the number the more points the character has. Character with the most points wins.

>>78257217
I think this will only work with human kids tho

>>78255005
Prince of Space?

How can anyone like Vriska?

>>78257336
Well, she's a female for one.
Attractive for another.

>>78257336
She's kinda hot.

>>78257336
sometimes she is a badass

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>>78257353
>>78257365

>>78257336
bluh bluh muh spidermom

>>78257336
Vriska... had a hard life.

>>78257465
Does she get better? I just got to the part where Jack and Karkat agreed to team up.

>>78257573
No and Yes.

>>78257629
Does the author at least continue to use the term "Mobius double reach around"

>>78257336
Vriska was raised by a hungry spider mom that she has to feed and because of her blood class she has to live up to huge expectations that she thinks she can't live up to. She retards the things she done. She had a hard life.
Is it wrong to shoe sympathy or to feel pity for her?

>>78257573
If I recall correctly you're not too far off the point where there are several really fucking long pesterlogs of her moaning how she's a terrible person and Alternia is a terrible place

>>78257690
She crippled a kid on purpose over a roleplaying game

>>78257663
Yes.

>>78257573
the part you are now, she get worse. However is you keep reading further into the comic she gets better.

Who is the best character and why is it Dave?

>>78257716
Yes, she does terrible things but it's all sorta kinda understandable except for the petty violence she commits on one poor lame-o. It's like something out of a folktale but I can't put my finger on it.

>>78258100
he's a black man with attitude

>>78258100
Dave was cool in the first few acts. I don't think he ever had to turn into the "feels" character. He was funny the way he was.

>>78258100
>Dave
>Not John "Kill A Gay Everyday" Egbert

>>78258569
>Not John "Do what i say" Egbert

>>78258549
What the fuck happens to Dave? I'm halfway through the Troll arc.

>>78258627
>Not John "All trolls are weenies and crazy" Egbert

>>78258691
>Not John "Put the bunny back in the box" Egbert

>>78258683
He has a monologue about toxic masculinity and then talks for pages about how Bro abused him. Also he is gay for Karkat.

>>78258725
It's sounding more and more like the comic just goes straight to shit as soon as the trolls get involved

>>78258691
>>78258723
>Not John "Empty a mag in the fag" Egbert

>>78258746
>the comic just goes straight to shit as soon as the trolls get involved

BINGO

>>78258746
Not quite. The straight to shit part comes later.

>>78258748
>not John "Gas the Fags" Egbert

>>78258846
>not John "Con-Air" Eggbert

>>78258549
Dave was never cool. 'Dave is not cool' was his entire character concept.

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>>78246255
If only we could go back in time and avoid hiveswap. If only...

>>78259237
He was still cool, just not in the way he made himself out to be.

>>78259237
Dave was cool as fuck. If not being cool was what his character was about then Hussie failed miserably.

>>78259144
>Not John "Retcon Heir" Egbert

>>78258725
>toxic masculinity
It's been years since I've read this comic, is this really what it's come to? And wasn't there supposed to be some Homestuck game coming out by now?

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I wrote this up, what do you folks think?

>>78259942
Beautiful.

>>78259942
I think John would be played by Michael Cera (the beagle puss picture is actually him now).

>>78258725
I'm calling bullshit on the toxic masculinity.
Dave just rants about how in retrospect he hates his BroDad. Homestuck is already filled to the brim with bullshit, you don't need to add more in

>>78260660
didn't he say something along those lines in his recent convo with john?

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>>78257336
How can anyone like this fucking bitch at all?
She only exists to steal all of Karkat's romantic interests. Soon, she will end up fucking Jade and Dave next.

>>78260680
I don't know but now I'm re-reading those conversations to find out and I hate it

>>78260712
Hate what?

>>78260800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gU_54ibyKM

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>>78260800
HATE NEWSPAPERS

>>78260800
that I'm re-reading that particular conversation, because it's a really awkward one. Dave attempts to explain "fluid sexuality" to John, John doesn't get it, Karkat is embarrassed, and then Dave is stoked about having a TeenMom. Hooray he doesn't talk about "toxic masculinity"

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I love all the pesterlogs in Homestuck. They're the best part of the comic. They're the reason I think it's better than Problem Sleuth

>>78260877
heresy

I tried Faygo for the first time today. It was awful.

>>78260856
>he doesn't talk about "toxic masculinity"

DAVE: which thrives on this like double-buried implication that the REAL COOL SHIT is founded on this absurd wanky ideal about masculinity which if you think about it is 1. dumb as fuck 2. the male adulation of masculinity to that extent TO BE HONEST is pretty fucking gay unto itself and 3. was always some totally impossible shit for us to live up to anyway

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>>78260877
this was almost what Hussie was going to write instead of Homestuck....

>>78260949
It's cheap soda. I think it's decent for what it is.

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>>78260962
well fuck. that's what I get for skimming / Ctrl F "toxic"

>>78260964
At least we'll always have the Intermission.

>>78260962
That doesn't sound that bad. He's kind of right, too. Wait, is that the tumblr definition of toxic masculinity? I thought theirs was pretty much anything "manly" or "masculine" was inherently bad.

>>78260962
I am kind've glad I've dropped the comic a while ago now. I will be back eventually though to see how it all ends.

>>78260962
GUYS
MALE ROSEMARY LMAO

List a character more boring than Kanaya Maryam.

>>78261411
Horuss

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>>78235460
I feel the same.
Sometimes I revisit the first couple acts of HS just to feel nostalgic about how cool Sburb is. I started reading when Eridan getting chainsawed in half was the newest update, and I've kept up to date since. I just want it to be over.

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>>78259942

>>78261411
Kankri because he can't shut up.

>>78260962

what ideal is "totally impossible" for them to live up to. theyre superpowered teens on an adventure.

getting lots of babes? making it to the top of a fiercely competitive field? becoming a giant hulk like lord english?

>>78262032
Yeah really.
What impossible standard are they unable to live up to? Dave is (or was) a teleporting ninja time god, John is basically Thor.

>>78245734
>Caliborn is actually the guest artist, while Vriska and Karkat take a break

>>78262282
The standard of being an interesting character

>>78258683
Leave this threads, and don't come back.
Not until you've finished reading, anyway.

By the way, you didn't skip the intermission, did you?

>>78262657
Hussie just hates Prospit girls, they remind him of his ex

>>78262032
>>78262282
It says right on the next couple of lines that it ties up with Dave's hung-ups about heroism and less obviously, his coolkid persona.

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>>78262795
More like Hussie ran out of steam and didn't have any idea of what to do with jade despite all the potential and wanted to do gay singularity anyway

>>78262827
Which sounds more like Hussie coming up for with a bullshit excuse about why he dropped dave's entire character arc, and then had them mock it by saying "lol character arcs don't exist"

>>78262847
Most of the last intermission has been Hussie justify his bad decisions

>>78237971
I like this one

>>78262847
Dave's arc has been consistent the whole comic. He doesn't want to be the hero, he doesn't want to be Bro 2.0, he doesn't want to martyr himself or do terrible things for the greater good, so he tries to find ways to get the job done without crossing those lines

>>78240884
I'll take the bait because some people legitimately forgot.

John confronted his meme snake, then jumped cross-canon to a universe -John -Roxy +Vriska. In this universe, everyone confronted their meme snakes before John arrived.

Lazy writing, I know, but it's better than a million pages of horSeshIt

>>78263067
Not that anon but where did it say that? At the least Rose said she hasn't seen Cetus.
>VRISKA: Assuming you 8other going to see her at all. Couldn't really 8lame you if you didn't though.
>ROSE: I probably won't.

>>78233639
Definitely the whole "build in a real world with your friends" aspect. I've always wanted a Sburb-esque thing in Spergcraft where my friends and I each have our own world on a server or whatever, with increasingly tougher opponents, and each of our worlds has it's own resources that we have to provide because they aren't available in the other worlds. Eventually, we'd have a final boss of some sort, like in Sburb. I mean, I'd much rather play Sburb than spergcraft, but that's about as close to Sburb as I can get.

Also, classpects are wonderful, especially with the whole "some classpects level up/fully realize faster but aren't as tough, vice versa" thing. I love it

>>78235759
>>78235691
jesus, not even 10 comments in and you cucks start doing the exact thing OP said was shitty, gg Homestuck fandom.

>>78234107
I know what ya mean. All we really got from Hope was "it takes forever and it's OP," and Rage got approximately jack shit in the way of explanation, in place of gay kids being thirsty

>>78235460
This

>>78263067
but that's bullshit, the only differences in the new universe are the ones you listed, rose had no opportunity to make 'the choice' because jade still has all the planets, in fact nor did dave although he's spoken to Hephaestus before iirc

>>78256174
Spore was originally going to be like that but they fucked it up. You could control the species evolution at the celluar stage and onwards, and what you did at the beginning would affect the later societal and even galactic scale of your endgame.

Too bad they censored it into being a steaming pile of shit.

>>78261411
Andrew Hussie

>>78259942
I could totally see hopywood framing Rose as an outgoing hot action girl turbo-dyke to counter-balance meek but intelligent jade

>>78233639
>Homestuck lore
>>>/out/
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
>>>/t/umblr

>>78265212
Come on, we're a battered fandom to a comic on its last legs that we barely like anymore. Go bother /sug/.

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>>78264628
So just like Homestuck

>>78265389
Difference is I paid less for Homestuck

>>78265389
>>78265389
i need more art of jade acting dog-like

>>78264628
;_;

>>78259942
>Rose/John will happen, unless Dave is black, then Rose/Dave happens

And of course, in that scenario, John/Jade to push the WM/AF narrative.

>>78265616
They'd drop the whole cousin thing though, unless they want to /really/ progressive.

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>>78265616
Really, Dave should take over as the main character, make him more average, and have Dave/Jade happen

Far more cliche.

Real question: if Jade didn't know what a toilet was used for (she tried to soak a towel in it), what deeper meaning can I take from this?

>>78265646
She was raised by a dog, anon. How do dogs do it?

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>>78265553

>>78265646
No, you got it the opposite. She doesn't know how to clean houses.

>>78265679
Does that mean she washes things in her toilet then? Either way this is kinda fucked up.

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>>78265702
She doesn't wash things at all. She's got future stuff to do it for her
That or the player since apparently she was aware of the mouse picking stuff up

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>>78265646
do you think her hair reach past her ass?
i bet sometimes she forgets to move her hair when she squats and shits
can you imagine huge turds getting stuck in her hair?

>>78265794
No

>>78259942
You forgot to add "Epic refrences to nerd culture and internet memes".

>>78265810
>at one point, John looks up the solution to a puzzle on reddit
>some character will say "You got pwned bro!"
>Lord English wants to keep women out of gaming

>>78265810
I envision the thing being like Scott Pilgrim. Which honestly doesn't sound too bad with the sound effects and weird AR stuff.

Everyone always talks about how they'd screw up a Homestuck adaption, never about how to do it right

>>78265912
because it can't be done right

>>78265912
You can't make it a movie. Make it a netflix series and strip out most of post-hiatus act 6.
And act 6 in general would need a heavy rewrite. An actual editor and writer to sit down with Hussie and tell him why it's shit.

>>78265912
you really think someone can turn Homestuck into a decent movie?

>>78265933
Hussie can't even turn Homestuck into a decent comic

>>78265805
cmon man imagine just for laughs hahaha :)

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>>78265933
An adaption yes. It's got all the things kids like. Might have to be a trilogy or something though

>>78259942
>movie starts
>weird gunfight with supersoliders
>character got shot
>GAME OVER screen appears
>war scenario fades away
>supersolider outfit fades away showing a dorkguy
>that dorkguy start doing a monologue
>"In the future, gaming evolved far away from a computer screen. We now live the era of IMMERSIVE REALITY GAMING."
>"Games now can totally interact with reallife matter creating a whole new expirience in gaming."
>"As you can see, i'm not the best in those kinda of games..."

>>78265912
An anime would honestly probably be the only way to even slightly translate it to another medium and not have a completely different product at the end.

No movie, live action or otherwise, could work, and western animation is too cucked to make anything above PG, so that'd be fucked from the get go.

>>78265974
>It's got all the things kids like
maybe if they skip Act 1

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>>78266024
In terms of act 1, it takes like, 15 minutes at the most when translated into film or television.

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>>78237715

>>78237715
Why can't people just acknowledge that ugly people are in fact, ugly.

>>78266094
Because then these people have no other actual redeeming qualities

>>78260962
This honestly doesnt sound AS bad as some of you made it out to be.

>>78266597
if you don't see why its dumb for dave to whine about masculinity when the entire human race has been wiped out then i don't know what to tell you

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>only four days until christmas

>>78266788
>christmas is on the 22nd

>>78266788
>Feferi's stockings
>Karkat is smaller than Nepeta

i like homestuck

why cant it be like

2010 again

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>>78264065
Which raises the question of how the fuck did they get the Beta planets to their original size with Jade being asleep?

>>78267513
that
wait

what the fuck you're right

>>78267513
Doesn't she do that BEFORE confronting the meteor kids?

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>>78264628

>>78267602
I wish there was a citation on this

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Who is sexier?

>>78267862
Mom.

>>78267862
thighs

>>78267862
the one owned by the vantas household

>>78267513
No, she came to the B2 session, then became Grimbark Jade, and then was put to sleep by Vriska.

>>78267341
I'd go back to 2009
2010 brought Hivebent which sorta siren-songed all over Homestuck having a tolerable online presence

>>78268535
I take it back the intermission was in 2010 and hivebent was 2011 I was wrong :(

>>78267862
Calliope's cute butt

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What was the most autistic thing you ever done related to homestuck?

Back in 2011, i did ERP on pesterchum roleplaying as Terezi.

>>78268876
Read it

>>78267862
my fap folder says Aranea