Gaythread?

>>77260115
u

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>>77260115
Is this gay?

>>77260230
>Implying hanging out in your bro's lap is gay

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>>77260502
What about this?

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canon gay

>>77260515
Kissing your bro ain't gay, bro. Sometimes a bro just needs a kiss on the lips from his bro for encouragement.

>>77260515
Bruce is obviously resuscitating Clark. God, you fujoshi see gay in everything.

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>>77260616
How about this? Is this gay?

>>77260625
Still not gay. Clark's obviously trying to get Bruce's attention and Bruce just wants to laze about on the couch.

>>77260677
>Hand holding
You sick fuck. Now this is gay.

>>77260625
Clark's just helping Bruce with his kegels.

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>>77260796
Then why aren't they wearing clothes?

>>77260851
>Aren't wearing clothes
What do you mean? They're clearly wearing speedos to help with their stretches.

>>77260851
You don't know that for sure. Bruce has his shirt on and Clark very may be wearing his trunks. Could be trying to convince him to go swimming.

>>77260115
Is this a husbando thread or a thread where people just post pictures of superheroes kissing each other again?

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>>77260649
It was pretty gay

>>77260963
Yes.

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Anyone have any good fanfic recommendations?

>>77260881
That might be even gayer than it would be if they were naked.

>>77260963
No one's stopping you from posting other things.

Fuck off fujoshits.

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>>77261415
>girls
>on 4chan

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This a pretty straight threat

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>>77261415
no, u

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Is shota okay here?

>>77262146
Yes, but not fatties.

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>>77261770
Nothing like dudebros just hanging out and engaging in completely heterosexual activities, am I right?

>>77262146
Yes, but not Steven. Literally the ugliest and most annoying character of all time.

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>>77262482
His dad is pretty cute tho

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>>77262482
>>77262170
Ah, okay then. Maybe in another gay thread.

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At the very least I want more teamups.

>>77262525
Young Greg is Best Greg.

Fuck off, not /co/.

>>>/aco/
>>>/hm/
>>>/y/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/soc/

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>>77262482
Is this Steven okay?

>>77262695
>not /co/
>literally /co/ characters
And how come I never see these types of posts in the cheesecake threads?

>>77262843
Because you keep taking the bait and talking to them.

>>77262881
>bait
There's a reason gays don't show in cartoons. They're not SFW.

>>77262760
Cap is always acceptable.

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>>77260115
Ah, Mike/Chuck, the answer to those who want a less rapey and abusive version of Murdoc/2D.

>>77262881
Seriously, it's best to just post away and ignore them.

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>>77260115
Reminder that Chuck’s baby toe was bitten off by a kitten explaining his kitten phobia.


Reminder that Motorcity will never get another season. ;_; I need a good new action cartoon.

>>77261172
>Batman
>with an earring
Literally what.

>>77263521
That's Bruce Wayne, not Batman, anon.

>>77263521
>le Bruce Wayne is Batman meme
Take your dumb conspiracy theories to /x/ or /pol/, please.

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Man, this thread is pretty gay

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Bombshells was one hell of a dark horse.

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Mike's orange briefs.

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>>77263444
>Reminder that Motorcity will never get another season. ;_;

It deserved better than to be stuck on a channel that actively tries to get its own shows cancelled.

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>>77262482
If you hate Steven you are literally a piece of shit. He's the only likable protagonist in modern cartoons besides Dipper and Gumball

>>77266414

And harvey beaks or TMNT 2012.

>>77266414
>He's the only likable protagonist in modern cartoons

This is the single worst opinion I've seen all year, well done.

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>>77266414
Don't call other people pieces of shit, anon. Steven wouldn't want that.

>>77267897
classic

>>77267897
Rebecca Sugar pls go

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>>77266414
>He's the only likable protagonist in modern cartoons besides Dipper and Gumball

Wander is wonderful.

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>>77263611
Post Spidey ass.

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>>77269970
I'm sad that Spidey seems to be mentored by Tony in Cap 3.

Greedy to post all that, you'll end up with your teeth all gay

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Best MCU ship.

>>77264326
Oh shit, nice taste. And seasonally appropriate as well. I still think it would've been neat if that movie had pulled the OT3 ending but that's as likely as hell freezing over.

>>77272089
I feel you. OT3 solutions should be more of a thing.

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>>77271107
Patrician taste my nigga.

Too bad it's not that popular in the MCU fandom, I'd love more good art and fic of them.

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Ripped

>>77263052
>wanting a less rapey Muds/2D
Who would

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The only pairing I've ever shipped where I really wanted them to be canon.

>>77276081
Wait, weren't they 99% canon?

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>>77276081
>>77276264
The only official word on it (Rob Paulsen and Mark Hamil) has been vague. The only thing we know is that the jokes on Larry MAYBE being gay are intentional.

>>77262617
M-muh ship

>>77267966
When will this unfunny shit stop

>>77262146
But Steven is the opposite of gay. That kid is super smooth with the ladies.

>>77260115
>>>/cm/

>>77261382
Is there more?

>>77276428
Do you think they could ever be canon in 616, /co/?

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Buck Cream anyone?

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>>77266368
I cam here to post these guys.

>>77276470
>implying can only be straight to be smooth with the ladies
You know nothing.

>>77262146
It's always okay.

>>77264326
Took me a minute.

>TFW it was the moustache that gave it away

>>77278591
Not really, fuck off.

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>>77278652
Yes really, fuck off.

>>77262525
Is that jack black?

>>77278715
Dipper can stay, that other fat fuck isn't welcome.
I'll kick your fucking ass if you try to sneak him in.

>>77276428
With Marvel pushing for progressiveness, why not make them gay?

>>77276720
>gender-swapped Steven Universe

I didn't know I wanted this.

>>77278907
Because it would make sense - well, at least make them ex lovers, not necessarily gay.

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>>77277124
Their love is the purest.

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>>77278870
If the boy is cute, let them stay anon. Let's not bicker.

>>77280017
Holy shit, what happened to Finn?

>>77280468
He's in an alternate dimension where the show goes how it should have.

>>77278870
Steven is a shota miracle. You shut your dirty dirty mouth.

>>77280775
Steven is the worst shota ever created. Awful character design, fat, annoying voice, and dead weight to the show.

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anons, what are comics/shows with hot barbarians? Off the top of my head I can only think of He-Man, Conan, Heavy Metal and Fire and Ice, and I have already watched/read them.

>>77280864
Worst part is that he's straight, Rebbecca could have given us delicious boysu ravu like South Park did and instead we get another shitty, generic, perfunctory pile of shit relationship.

>>77273695
Wade ranges from sexy to disgusting depending on the artist.

>>77280960
The Secret Wars Weird World mini
Various runs of Thor
Pick a title with Hercules as the lead. Abnett's run just started and already it's kinda homo
There's a He-Man comic being published by DC but it's kind of ass.
Ka-Zar, if you don't mind silver/bronze age shenanigans.

There's more. Just give me time to think on it.

>>77281455
>There's a He-Man comic being published by DC but it's kind of ass.

Not even my love for He-Man could get me to endure it, it's so fucking bad.

> Ka-Zar

Hot damn, how did I miss this. Thanks, anon!

>>77281553
Not a problem. There's also Killraven from Marvel and Kull, but I think Marvel lost the rights to Kull the same time they lost Conan, and Killraven's...not really something I enjoyed.

Also Slaine from 2000 AD but I haven't read anything with him in it.

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>>77281877

I can't unsee Killraven as a genderbent Starfire.

>>77281955
Oooh! There's also Darkfire, but he was really mostly involved with Pre-Flashpoint Omega Men and had a more space opera vibe with it.
Some Flash Gordon counts, too. Also Hawkman and I feel awful for forgetting about Hawkman.

As for cartoons
Thundercats
Thundarr
Dave the Barbarian I guess
Gargoyles
Samurai Jack

And that's all I can think of.

> If the new Conan movie hadn't been shit we would have gotten a new era of hot barbarians

Please don't let the Fire & Ice remake be shit.

>>77282305
>There are people that think Momoa can act.
The only reason Aquaman will make money is on half naked Hawaiian and Maori men.

>>77282394

I'm seeing Aquaman for that alone, but I sure as hell aren't paying full price for it.

>>77282419
I'm honestly scared we're just gonna get another Green Lantern.

>>77282472

It would be worse, at least GL had the benefit of Mark Strong.

>>77263052
>>77263310
>>77267213
more of this

>>77282664
The announced leads so far are Jason Momoa and Manu Bennet. This does not inspire confidence.

>>77260588
>The script for this page outright said "they take a deep embrace and hold each other while they whisper, but not in a gay way, you know how people read into things

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>>77282950

RIP aquaman, they tried. I gues.

>>77279394
>ex lovers
How is that not gay lol?

>>77283830
Momoa said he's been working a lot with Johns to get Aquaman's character right, so maybe all's not lost? We know they're adapting Throne of Atlantis, but this could be cartoon movie ToA just as easily as it could be comic version.

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>>77267897
Ed Edd n Eddy is the one thing from MUH CHILDHOOD that I get weirdly protective over and want to keep pure and not lewd.

I don't do that with anything else, and I can seriously beat off to anything, but EEnE is the only exception.

>>77267897
The movie was such a tease for them.

>>77285381
Who's Kon being so lewd for?

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>>77286185
Clark

>>77286185
Pervs like you and me, ultimately.

But I think that's Clark.

And I guess they aren't technically related, so...?

>>77286217
Isn't he his clone mixed with another human's DNA? Technically, Kon's his son.

Stuck on the Matt/Hank shit. Show me some emotionally fucked up lewd shit for research purposes.

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>>77273726
Easily triggered SJW's, I guess.

>>77281183
>tfw male Garnet not being made up of two black shotas
>tfw no twink bitchy Pearl being sad about dead Bara Rose
>tfw Steven not falling in love with cute indian boy
The show went gay but in the wrong direction.

>>77287413
I will never not be butthurt about the break up, specially because we didn't even get an apollo solo series out of it.

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>>77262482
>hating one of the top shotas on cartoons currently airing
Steven, Greg, and Rose are the only characters that make the show worth watching. The Universe family is pure sex.

>>77283461
Source?

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>>77272959
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3889381

I could live off this fic forever.

>>77276666
>>77278907

They've been hinting a bit so hopefully
Babysteps

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> that feel when a show starts out great and gay but then it comes back awful and less gay

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>>77294467

This was my first ship, I'm glad it made a comeback.

>>77283370

Kinda hard to not take it that way with the literal tit groping.

>>77296409
Two right feet.

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Man, I miss motorcity.

>>77296409
>trap Tim
>>>/out/
>>>/u/
>>>/trash/

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>>77296750
NEVER!

>>77289259
>top shotas

How?

>>77278715
>>77289259
Dipper and Steven are fucking jews so they'll never be cute shotas.

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>>77292519
More of this, please.

>tfw it's obvious 80% of fanfic writers have never taken it up the ass.

>>77298031
Rule #1 of fanfiction:
If you are a dude bonus points for being gay never read explicit fanfiction by womyn. It will just ruin the mood because you end up laughing at how shitty and unrealistic it is all described.

>>77298664
Unless of course you're looking for a laugh.

>>77298705
At least the magic wet assholes aren't a thing anymore.

>>77298891
You just haven't read the right stuff in a while... It's gotten a bit rarer, I'll give ya that.
But there's still things like guys not already being complete diamonds when it all starts or taking half an hour to get an erection.

>>77276428
If I could get one ship to be true (at least in the past) it would be this.

They are clearly a divorced couple still bickering after years of separation.

>>77299300
Oh, yeah. Don't get me wrong, I've seen bottom's dicks fucking wilt the moment there's a dick in butt, but for me, the moment I know someone's dtf, my dick is diamonds.

>>77299403
> there's a dick in butt
Yeah, that's totally normal. But not to have an erection when you have been making out with your partner for half an hour and he's undressing you with his teeth?
Not fucking likely unless you are a giant hetero-fag.

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>>77276720
That's still one of my favorite SU images. Lars is definitely the type of guy that makes everything gay when it doesn't have to be.

>>77299488
Oh, definitely. Or, my favorite.

>virgin bottom never had sex before ever
>Fucks like a porn star two minutes into loss of virginity

>>77299703
>first time for teenagers
>fuck for hours
>bottom cums thirty times just from fucking
>no mess to clean up
>no cleaning up
>no shower in the morning

If only real life was like that, would make things so much easier.

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>>77298891
>>77299703
>>77299830
Had totally forgotten about
>pic related

>>77298664
>>77298031
Any fanfic written by dudes recs?

>>77302300
Men suck at fanfic.

>>77302300
>>77302392
I pride myself in being a good writer, but I haven't written any smut. yet.

Good male writers are just rarer, because writing fanfiction isn't manly. Right, guys?

>>77302392
I dunno, viceroy's Midnighter/Dick one was pretty hot.

>>77302442
Well there was that guy that used to spam his self-insert mind control semen ryona fanfiction/comic every other week. Thank god that bullshit has been banished to /aco/.

>>77302503
Well, that sounds pretty hilarious, mate.
Link to a pastebin?

>>77302503
Wait shit I thought that post was about male fanfiction writers in general.

>>77302442
Women are better writers in general

>>77303670
Depends on the genre

>>77296962
/pol/ get out. Besides Dipper has no where been confirmed jewish.

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>>77298031
>>77299300
>>77299403
>>77299488
>>77299703
Any tips on writing m/m sex that doesn't sound terrible and ridiculous?

Also what's the consensus on fingering before fucking?

>>77304380
Fingering should be mandatory, especially for virgins.
Depending on the character, make them do it themselves or have the partner do it as foreplay.
Don't forget the lube. Ever.

Don't use words like 'release' 'whiteness' or pretentious shit like that for 'cum' because it just sounds ridiculous.

There will be pain unless the bottom guy regulary has sex or uses toys. The most comfortable position varies but for the first time going cowboy is the most believable because of the control it gives the one who takes it up the butt. Of course, unless he is into being dominated.

Generally just remember
A. The lube
B. That is is not an instant fit
C. Prostate Orgasms are not something that happens all the time and are nearly impossible with an inexperienced top.
D. The rest is up to the characters you wrote.
Personality is a big part of sex after all.

>>77298031
>>77298664
>>77299488
>>77299703
>>77304700
Oh come on, it's not like visual heterosexual pornography is even remotely realistic either. People write sex as being unrealistically perfect purely because it's hotter that way.

>>77305116
>implying I have ever read any hetero porno-sex or watched hetero porn.

No idea about all that so I can only try and get people to write good homo-sex.
Realistic homo-sex can be written hot, as long as you leave a few things out or manage to make them blend in with the good parts.

>>77266368
Damn, got a source on this? They're really cute together.

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>>77296962
But jews make great shotas.

>>77305262
Shitty hetero porn (which is basically all of it) rarely ever gets criticized though, whereas slash fangirls get demonized to hell and back for merely writing stuff that satisfies their id.

>Realistic homo-sex can be written hot

Some don't care to read pages and pages of lube getting everywhere, awkward sex, or assholes leaking feces.

>>77260115
this thread is so gay

>>77305455
>lube getting everywhere, awkward sex, or assholes leaking feces.
Can't argue against the awkward sex, but the rest can all be avoided pretty easily.
Even without a friggin enema there usually aren't rivers of shit running out of your ass. Awkward sex depends on who's doing it with each other

>>77304700
>Fingering should be mandatory, especially for virgins.
A million times this. I switch, and I can tell you, 70% of the time I wasn't fingered prior and it was always painful to the point it was almost unbearable, if they could penetrate at all.

>>77302300
It's a literal crapshoot, seeing as anyone writing fic is going to have their sex/gender undisclosed most of the time. I take most of my inspiration for writing smut from actual published works that you can verify was written by a dude. I can't give you fic recs on specific gender because I honestly don't know. (Not to say women can't write gay smut. It's completely untrue, but you can tell when someone's done their research and when they haven't.)

>>77302489
Aww, thanks anon.
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/5136641
For anyone who was curious.

>>77304380
Aside from what was already said, just go with natural progression. Write a lot of it, too. Because it will be shit at first, I promise you. I used to have a ton of fic on my AO3 account that I just deleted because of how godfuckingawful it was and no one would give critiques or advice.

>>77305116
No one's asking for 1:1 realism. No one wants to read about how gay bars are like 3 people you'd even consider banging and 30 people who are 60+ that leer at you so much that you feel like they're there to take your soul. Or that gay clubs are pretty much an exercise in overcoming narcissism. Or how someone douches their ass rather than just have a healthy lifestyle. But you can't deny that m/m fiction not only jumps straight to the hot stuff, but throws in stuff that's just bizarre, like yaoi tropes or self-lubing assholes or any of the other things mentioned above.

And people make fun of the ridiculous shit that people put in straight erotica that you can tell the writer believes is an actual thing.

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>>77305347
Robotoco.tumblr.com

>>77305632
>like yaoi tropes

I love the yaoi tropes because submissive men are my favorite thing and this is basically the only outlet to find them. I'm sure others like it for that reason as well. Porn isn't meant to be a pinnacle of literary genius, it's just there to get you off.

>>77305735
There's nothing wrong with submissiveness. What I'm talking about are how the smaller/more lithe/younger/more emotional characters are generally the bottom. Crying during sex to the point that you can probably lube your dick with the tears and have enough left over to fill a bathtub, "B-but I like women! Why do I love you and only you?!" And so on and so forth. It's ridiculous and in some instances insulting.

>>77305953
Sadly something nearly every writer manages to screw up.
>But one of the two has be more feminin!
No. No, they don't. In some cases, yeah sure.
But the whole point of the 'gay'-thing, is for two dudes to do it, not one dude and a chick with a dick.

>>77305735
>I love the yaoi tropes because submissive men are my favorite thing and this is basically the only outlet to find them.

Mah nigga. I find it so bizarre how rare this is to find in straight... anything. And you know what, I don't think it's that uncommon a kink either.

Also why do people shit on gay fanfic? There's a colossal whole world out there of hetero video porn made by men for men that is so shit and unrealistic and ubiquitous that it's actually affecting the real world for the worse ('you mean most women DON'T like being called a slut while I jackhammer them?'). This is stuff by professionals that takes large amounts of capital to produce.

So why are you going after amateurs on the internet? Is it because they're girls? You're not being cool and edgy by shitting on women's media you know. This is a group that's been habitually marginalized by mainstream media for ever. Shitting on women's media is as Supporting The Man as you can get.

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>>77306696
>Shitting on women's media for misrepresenting gay sex in the exact same way men misrepresent sex and how women behave during sexual encounters is supporting the man.

>>77306053
That's exactly how I approach relationships as a gay guy. I'm not feminine in any way, except for my desire for a buff top.

>>77306696
I can kind of assure you, that the evil evil patriachy has nothing to do with gay men being annoyed by self-lubricating assholes and painless virgin sex.

It's not just straight men being unrealistic about straight sex.
If you dare, read the twilight fanfiction 'The Master of the Universe'.
And that's not where it stops. Pick up any of those romcom books that are sold to middle-aged women... Men and women are both equally shitty at writing good and realistic porn.

>>77307022
>If you dare, read the twilight fanfiction 'The Master of the Universe'.
Don't you mean Fifty Shades of Grey?

>>77307101
I for one, enjoyed it much more when the names where still Edward and Bella.
Made it all the more hilariously horrible.
Like watching a bus full of school children burn, but with that little personal touch of knowing a few of them from class.

>>77307022

Part of that I fear is because good porn and realistic porn are not very compatible.

>>77307145
Like said earlier in this thread:
It's possible, it's just much harder than simply writing away in the fairy land of painless penetration and sweatless sex.

You can either do your research and then try to word it in a way that appeals to the reader or you can do what most people before you have done so many times with success.

>>77307201
>sweatless sex.
How boring.

>>77305632
>But you can't deny that m/m fiction not only jumps straight to the hot stuff, but throws in stuff that's just bizarre, like yaoi tropes or self-lubing assholes

Hetero porn is also guilty of this and more. Replace yaoi tropes with women are always submissive, to the extent that even porn not labelled BDSM will still probably have some spanking or name calling or other BDSM shit going on.

>And people make fun of the ridiculous shit that people put in straight erotica that you can tell the writer believes is an actual thing.

No they don't. Nowhere near to the same extent. Or if they do it's a recognition that yes it's unrealistic but who cares because it's just porn (for men) and as long as it's hot (for men) anything goes.

And if the writer does something that's not a real thing, the world will try its darndest to make it a real thing. Facials were not a thing before porn, but because they make good film, they have seeped into real life sex despite that fact that facials feel demeaning to many women and also sting the eyes. Shaved pubes make it easier to see the action, but now women are being pressured to shave their pubes (expensive, time consuming, uncomfortable) out of fear that their partners will think they look disgusting. Porn producers don't consider the women watching. They don't think 'we should skip the Ass To Mouth bit, that's really unsafe for the woman, no woman would want to watch that'. They just do it because men find it hot.

But women aren't allowed this. 'Don't ever alienate men, ever'. That's the media mantra. Even in porn by women specifically for women, they have to Think Of The Men. Why can't you give women this one fucking thing? This one thing that's about them, and not about you?

>>77307022
>>77307127

Good grief take that fedora off mate.

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>>77307439
anon I understand that you're passionate about this and you make some good points but is a gay thread on /co/ really the place for this discussion

>>77307022
It's interesting how the only niche women have been able to carve for themselves is in a single genre of literature isn't it. Maybe that's because literature takes the lowest amount of capital to produce (especially in ebook times), and therefore it's the only avenue available to them.

Maybe the reason women went crazy for something as shit as Fifty Shades is because this is all the can fucking get. They're starving for something, anything that caters to them.

>>77306053
>No. No, they don't

But some like it that way because men crying or being subs or getting raped is boner inducing for them. Straight men get off to canonically strong female characters like Samus being weepy helpless semen receptacles all the time, yet for some reason that's considered acceptable while slash fans who do the same to male characters face derision and mockery all the livelong day. Just let people fap to what they want.

>>77307521
I found, quite a while ago, that fedoras don't really look good on me, but thanks for the concern, buddy.

>>77307439
Just throwing it in there, that many of the things you say women have to do, gay men are pressured to do as well.

And okay, I probably should have, at the very start, specified that when I bash bad porn in fanfiction, I don't care about pure porn-fiction and all that, but that it is annyoing when a story that is actually really good, suddenly get's a magical sex scene out of nowhere getting of all the credibility it had before one read it.

>>77307652
>what are romcom novels that you can find in literally every bookstore and supermarket
>what are romcom soaps
>what are romance movies
There are whole genres that men are 'not supposed' to watch/read because it's 'not manly' to do so. Because they cater specifically to women.

You make it sound like there is one movie or book or TV series aimed at women once every decade and that's just not true.

>>77307538
A gay guy coming into a yaoi shit thread to complain about yaoi shit is perfectly fine, but calling him out on his bullshit inappropriate?

The fuck is this?

>>77305434
Sauce?

>>77307700
Not to invalidate anything but didn't
> female characters like Samus being weepy helpless semen receptacles all the time,
end up in a massive uber-shitstorm because the men who liked meteorid were pissed that suddenly Samus was that little girl that has to be protected and cries all the time after she had been a strong protagonist for decades?

>>77307760
A thread on /co/, which is part of the website 4chan

>>77307652
>They're starving for something, anything that caters to them

That's why lesbian porn is apparently the most searched for porn when it comes to women, according to pornhub. Straight porn is so horrifically awful in every way that they can only resort to something slightly nicer. Also, I'm sure female normies are too pleb to discover the joys of gay porn.

>>77307792
I could use basically every well known tough female character in every work of fiction ever as an example, but for some reason Samus came to mind. Rest assured, if there's a strong female character out there, then there's porn of her getting raped by a trillion dicks while she's sobbing and blushing pathetically.

>>77307890
No need to trust you.
It's like that for every male character that get's his own gay porn as well, so I can only imagine how much more material like that there is depicting women.

>>77307890
I guess rape/domination is just a big fetish.

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>>77260677
>Finally get New 52 TimKon
>It's written by Lobdell and in the worst fucking context
Fuck

>>77307722
>what are romcom novels that you can find in literally every bookstore and supermarket
The lowest capital market and therefore the only industry women have been able to make a dent it. And even then, they are still critically and socially marginalized. Many people feel embarrassed reading them in public.
>what are romcom soaps
Critically and socially marginalized daytime fare that cannot have anything too raunchy. I also urge you to look at the staff of these productions. Chances are the directors, writers, producers, cinematographers, will all be men. Is it really women's stuff?
>what are romance movies
These are actually not produced for women. They're produced for couples on dates. It speaks worlds about the gender bias when anything that throws women a bone is considered some kind of triumph. And once again, I urge you to look at the staff. Even The Notebook has a male director, cinematographer, screenplay, composer, based on a book by a man. Bash it all you want, Twilight was revolutionary in that it wanted to target just women. That's why they had to go to an indie studio and bumped up the action in the first film. Remember: Don't Alienate The Men.

>Just throwing it in there, that many of the things you say women have to do, gay men are pressured to do as well.
Because they are both marginalized groups. Sucks doesn't it. But I don't know why you're taking it out on women.

>>77307722
>that many of the things you say women have to do, gay men are pressured to do as well.

Considering the amount of straighties out there vastly outnumber the amount of gay men, a much larger sum of straight women are more likely to suffer. And I'd hope there's nothing in gay porn as reprehensibly dangerous as the notion that sticking your unwrapped dick in a woman's cooch, then slipping it in her ass while she's out of it, and then putting it in her cooch again is a good idea.

>>77305455
>Shitty hetero porn (which is basically all of it)
If we are talking about fiction I agree. If we are talking about art. I actually think Hentai artists are better. I don't like the women in it but the cocks and bodies are way better. more detailed and a lot more appealing than the vague genitals. I'd kill for a few hentai artists to do actual gay shit. Without a Trap for once.

>>77260230
>>77260515
>Jiro will never draw actual comics for DC

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>>77260115
So, The Authority thread?

>>77308165
I've seen doujin with buttsex then blowjob. Heck I've seen that in western stuff drawn by men (I think).

Butt yes. Porn, man. Take what happiness you can get.

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>>77262482
Problem?

>>77307538
What they're saying is entirely true, though.

>>77278946
...what? that's not gender swapped

>>77308094
Okay, I'm not quite sure anymore:
Is your point about the industry and the producers or about the target audience?

They are valid points, yes, but a bit over the top to say that romance movies are only for couples when I can assure you that there tons of men and women who watch something like 50 First Dates while single. It's just stigmatised so not many will admit it. Men get made fun of for being wimps, women for 'being women'.

>But I don't know why you're taking it out on women.
It wasn't meant to take it out on women, apologies if it seemed that way, it was meant as a 'most women who write fanfiction have no experience with homosexuality at all, there's not enough out there that can be taken serious, if it's all just unrealistic stuff.'
My main complaint is about good stories that get ruined by very very magical and ridiculous sex scenes.
The same goes for men who write about girlxgirl stuff, I imagine.


>>77308165
What >>77308247 said. Ass to mouth to ass to other peoples ass are all things that are totally normal in porn and totally health-risking in real life.

>>77308247
I'm talking live action porn that normies watch. That's the stuff that influences a disarmingly large amount of people and society as a whole. Fanfic or doujins are just a niche market girls from the late 90's (and I use this time specifically because, while slash has existed since Kirk/Spock, that's when it really started to gain popularity) up until today have created and enjoyed.

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>>77308402
>Ass to mouth to ass to other peoples ass are all things that are totally normal in porn and totally health-risking in real life.

Women have that AND dick in vag and ass and then vag again. This is incredibly normalized to the point where it's impossible to find a sexually active woman who hasn't been asked to take it up the butt by their significant other, despite the majority of women getting no pleasure from it. That's not even touching on the fact that most men don't even know where the clitoris is and believe penis in vagina sex is instant orgasm. You're being willfully obtuse if you believe society doesn't have an incredibly skewed and fucked up view on women's sexuality.

>>77296923
It means they're shotas of fine quality.

>>77308592
Fucked up view on womens sexuality is pretty clear, yeah. The whole anal is nothing most women enjoy-thing is something that should be taught in schools alongside normal sex ed. I'm perfectly aware that sex ed is a joke in murica, I'm talking from the european standpoint.

The basic rule is and has always been: If man can stick his dick in it, he will try.
That goes for gay and straight porn alike. If there were any more holes to fill, someone would try it and make a fetish out of it.
Porn as a genre is fucked up pun not intended, that's not the point. It's getting annoying when porn views leak into other things, like genuinely good movies, stories or real life.

I feel bad for bringing any of this up now and ruining a perfectly good fap thread.

>>77308938
What's ruined about the thread?

>>77308938
nah, the thread is fine