Would you want this cameo in Civil War?
No it would be 4chan fan fiction tier writing.
>>77728089
Fuck no.
>>77728089
>Not Jennifer Walters
I know /co/ hated that recent run, but come on.
Heathcliff is about to fight a turkey.
>>77727813
Who narrated this? The birds?
Last time it didn't go so well.
The bad news Multiplys
Will this suck?
>>77727750
>Not made by Marvel Studios
>Fox
Of course it will suck
>>77727750
>Fox studios
yeah.
>>77727786
Lol if this was made by Marvel this would water the movie down by the pg 13 rating
Mine would jump between the present day and when Bruce was around 14.
Basically, when Bruce was in his early teens, he decided to allow himself to be kidnapped as a form of training. As an overzealous and impatient child, he intentionally puts himself into a dangerous situation as a way of testing himself. He gets in way over his head, and while trying to escape he gets caught and is beaten mercilessly by one of the kidnappers. He'd already been training at this point for a few years, but this this is the first time he'd really gone up against anybody who wasn't really holding back, and the shock and terror of feeling truly helpless makes him question his mission and his personal abilities for the first time. He's held by the kidnappers for three more days, until finally Alfred and Gordon figure out where he is and manage to rescue him and arrest the kidnappers.
Flash forward to the present day. The kidnapper who had beaten Bruce has recently been released from prison and is discovered to be part of a larger organization who have been kidnapping and conditioning the young elite of Gotham for years. Bruce is acting even more violently towards the involved criminals than normal, and now has to deal with them while also attempting to rescue and deal with children who remind him of when he was at his most helpless.
Batman has to eat a bunch of nachos
Batman gets captured by Ivy, Harley, and Catwoman. Becomes sex slave
Batman has sex with lois lane and wonder woman at the same time while superman is in space trying to drown out the noise but all he hears is their moans so he flies down and interrupts then batman says
Hi Kuck Kent
then its on like donkey kong but superman starts to feel weak and he drops to his knees
batman had created some lubricated kryptonite and it was all over the floor
he goes up to superman and starts raping his mouth then says
I KILLED MUFAS- SHAZAMM
suddenly Billy Batson comes in out of breath and says ITS THE FLASH HE's DEAD AND RETARDED
then batman says I know then throws a batarang of glue at little billys mouth shutting it close and says and YOU"RE NEXT
He goes through every superhero and villain then it turns out bruce found out the true origin of the joker
flash back 10 years and young bruces mom is making him raviolis and drops guns in it on accident later on he gets diarrhea really bad and rushes to the toilet its burning but he makes it through it he's batman
BUT it had some blood in his stool the stool traveled to the end of the pipeline where it fell into a lazarus pit when his bloodyshits hit the pit
something begin to grow a man made of ass and poo
but sadly it dies upon birth remaining a cacoon canoe shape
then fast forward 15 years there's this guy at a nightclub who tells jokes and he is schizophrenic so becomes the joker
its actually pretty long I can't post all of it they go to china and theres this scientist that gets married
but in the end the real batman was "the shit" it wasn't just his blood
it was his soul and mind so bruces body was actually taken over by his moms raviolis since he was young bruce
yadda yadda the prodigal shit comes back and wrecks shitmans shit up and enters his ass forcefully becoming the true whole batman again
jim Gordon comes in and tells him theres this guy going around cumming all over pies he goes by the name of joker u might want to look into it
save for sequel
1 of the cumpie talks and is harley
What are /co/'s thoughts on it?
Never seen it, loved the old Felix cartoons, though.
>>77726840
It's basically a more modern take on the character that cashes in upon the whole surrealist humor phase brought upon by Ren and Stimpy.
>>77726825
It gave me yet another waifu voiced by Cree Summers.
It was also weird to hear a voice that I had previously only known as Lexington from Gargoyles playing the main character.
Happy Thanksgiving, /co/! Let's post /co/-related balloons.
>>77726857
What sort of character death would never occur in cape comic? Villain, hero, or just some side character.
>>77726661
>What sort of character death would never occur in cape comic?
A permanent one. Mar-Vell excluded, of course (but that didn't stop Marvel from teasing his return in the lead-up to Secret Invasion).
>>77729221
>A permanent one
Remember times when Bucky, Jason Todd and uncle Ben would never get revived?
>>77729221
He's been temporarily revived multiple times. The most recent one being during KSD's Captain Marvel. The time before that was in Secret Avengers' AvX tie-in.
Be honest, /co/.
You think you're better than them, don't you?
Bendis, Hickman, Remender, Johns, Kirkman, Snyder, Finch... even the bigwigs like Ennis and Ellis.
You think you're better writers than them. You think you know comics better than them. You think that, given the opportunity, you could do their jobs better than they can.
It's okay to admit it. It's perfectly natural to feel that way.
And the best part of all is... for the most part, you're right. You ARE better. And you know it.
>>77726375
>the /a/rrogant mouth breathers of /co/
>better than established writers
Nah tbqh family
I really don't, though. Some of those names? I think yeah, they've gotten so far up their own asses that they produce crap and think it's fine.
Others are doing quality work regularly, maybe not always groundbreaking, but you never see them phoning it in.
Mark Waid looks like he doesn't want to be there.
>Think of any /co/ character got it?
>they have now invited you over for a slumber party how does it go?
Constant supervision, have to sleep in her brother's room
Sweaty and covered with grease
Neither of us would probably say much.
Jimmy Timmy Power Hour
>>77726080
it sucked
>>77726099
Do you remember?
Hehehehe
>>77726058
Nuke/Cap hatefuck when?
Okay, guys. We have a super fit white blonde guys with a totally cop hair cut. Nondescript ball cap, muted casual jocket, grey shirt, super dark cop shades. How can we make these fellows look anymore conspicuous?
>>77726058
>Civil War act 1 climax
>Bad cops surround cap
>"We got him, boss"
>Dude pops a couple pills and fucks them all up.
>Cap has to go hide because of misunderstanding and racism towards whites all looking the same..
I see Marvel can't stop killing off their villains.
>RIP you cheeky devil.
I really cannot for the life of me understand why Marvel doesn't want any of their villains alive. perhaps they don't know how to keep their power level high while operating in episodic fashion? And don't give me that they would just try again bs, we as the audience use suspension of disbelief every time we "forget" about the other avengers in the solo films or when we watch agents of shield.
>>77726032
Wilson Fisk is alive.
>>77726032
How could they have contained Kilgrave and brought him to trial after Nuke Nuked everything? At the time they finally caught up to him again, his range, control, and duration had increased dramatically.
>>77726032
I read that in his voice.
Im thinking of watching jessica jones on netflix ,is it any good /co/
>>77725490
Not really.
>>77725490
Very...what's the word for it? Dragged out and unsatisfying.
It has black-on-white anal sex.
I know both of them are shit compared to Hanna-Barbera, but which newer version of Tom & Jerry do you prefer?
I've heard most people say the Jones shorts are better and the Deitch ones are "too mean-spirited" (inb4 MrEnter), but I've also heard others say the trippy atmosphere of Deitch is funnier than the cutesiness of Jones.
>>77724854
I always disliked Jones Tom and Jerry. I love his other stuff, but I just hate the way he does Tom and Jerry specifically.
>>77725271
This. His T&J shorts were the definition of bland.
i prefer jones drawing style and the animation always feels smoother than deitch
but theres something to be said for the sound effects he uses theyre really funny to me
So now that it's been about 3 issues, what's the general consensus on New Avengers?
Overall, I've been thinking it has potential, but was curious about what others are thinking about it.
The best thing from ANAD so far. The dialogue is fun, and I think the art is a perfect 90s pastiche mixed with a more modern anime-ish aesthetic. I also love how the plot kind of reminds me of the late 90s/early 00s Marvel books, concentrated short, wacky stories. And clearly Ewing is actually going to be focus on character development, I enjoyed the peak into everyone's individual conversations on base last issue.
>>77724490
Meh. I didn't expect to like it all that much but still pretty disappointed. The art isn't great, The Maker isn't impressive, and a fucking Hulkling story.
>>77724846
>a fucking Hulkling story.
That is the best part of this mess. Teddy finally has something to do instead of just being Wiccan's accessory.