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How to make Steven Universe more /co/ friendly 2016-09-18 09:23:11 Post No.86364047
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How to make Steven Universe more /co/ friendly
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2016-09-18 09:23:11
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>Steven is a boy voiced and acts like the first Ben 10
>Steven is way too cool for school and barley respect the gems or his dad
>Steven farts and falls on his ass and says “I’m okay”
>Saves the day with a skateboard every episode
>Steven dreams of being a pro skater but gem work gets in the way
>The gems can materialize vehicles and other stuff that’ll make for toys
>Steven goes to high school with a black nerdy friend who doesn’t listen to rap and 1 female friend that’s also the love interest
>Connie is the nerdy girl who they take her glasses off and everyone starts to like her
>The mustache twirling black and purple color scheme main villian shows up every episode releasing a new gem every single episode
>Gems got the same body type so toys are easier to make
>Steven makes a Youtube Channel and meets DewDeePie the fictional lets player
>All the gems are male except for the 1 pink one who’s a love interest
>Lion talks and raps
>The intro is also a rap with some nu metal
>Amethyst farts a lot
>Miss Bellum is removed from the show
>Steven now has Organic Web Shooter
>No one cries ever
>Every episode has children crying in the background but it’s never acknowledged
>Steven slowly descends into a hatred of society
>The nu metal background score doesn’t show up for long periods of awkward silence
>Steven says “Say hello to my little friend”
(taken from RebelTaxi)
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>>86364047
i would unironically watch this show
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No amount of Tara Strong is going to make me like Steven as a character.
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tailoring anything to fit /co/'s idea of good is a big ol' fucking mistake.
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Favorite Avenger? Avenger you hate?
The most overrated/underrated Avenger?
Favorite story/run? Story that made you go "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING"?
Your favorite lineup? Lineup you'd love to see but will never happen?
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And I thought "Avengers have no fans" meme was just a meme.
Well, time for another LoSH thread.
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is Busiek the best Avengers writer ever
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>>86364827
Overall, yes. But, the Celestial Madonna, Korvac Saga, and Under Siege storylines were all written well before his run.
And West Coast Avengers was a fun time by my standards.
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Are there any female superheroes who wear zentai suits, like Spider-man does?
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Spider-gwen
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>>86364005
Any good ones?
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>>86363980
That's not really a great look IRL, too many opportunities for the costume bunching and shifting all over the place making the hero look like their skin is stretched and wrinkly.
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Does it look like a smiley face to anyone else?
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>>86363731
Yes
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>>86363731
No.
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>>86363731
ghost face
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ITT: 10/10 shows
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0/10 thread.
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Loud house is pretty good
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>>86363648
the LOUD shack?
ITT post best sister
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Who needs a sister when you have a Mom
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>>86364646
The only good choice.
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So I just made it to the end of S1 and can someone tell me how Minister Tua can be so damn cute?
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She's a charred corpse now
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Stay in your fucking containment thread.
The Stars Wars general is cancer and needs to be contained.
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>>86363375
All I wanted to do was protect that smile...But at least Anoka is back hopping she joins the crew for some time
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>It's a Killface alienates more voters episode
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>>86363195
Hillface?
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>>86363195
>>86363211
>An inhuman Democratic supervillain and a narcissistic Republican billionaire square off in a race for President
So ahead of its time
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I miss Frisky Dingo.
I wish Archer would be canceled to being back FD.
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Who's your favorite and why?
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None of them. Unlike you, I read comics.
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>>86363215
fpbp
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>>86363161
Jared Leto. He's funny.
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>dat voice
>could get you free Beer
Why wouldn't anyone wanna hit that?
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i love carrie fisher so much.
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She's gross
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Right? I'd hit it. Raspy chick voices are top tier, right up there with British accents.
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HELP! Someone help me!!!
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He's got her! He's got her locked in a dungeon!
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This sounds like a mystery, gang.
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>>86362934
Storm a castle, kill a monster, and rescue a maiden? Sounds right up our alley! You have coin, right?
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List your...
> best ongoing webcomic
> best finished webcomic
> broken pedestral (good webcomics that went to shit/are going to shit)
> worst ongoing.
> shit that only you like.
> that webcomic that you miss that doesn't update anymore.
> that webcomic that was shitty/mediocre but you liked and would like to see what happened in later but don't remember the title.
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I like Unsounded and Erfworld.
Fuck all your other categories, who keeps track of that inane shit?
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>>86362396
isn't Erfworld mostly novel form now?
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>>86362450
It goes in weird bursts.
I still enjoy it though. Considering how most "trapped in a game/rpg world" things out of Japan start as light novels, it works well enough.
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>"We’re so proud and excited for people to see how we’re wrapping things up in a big, big way. We’re bringing everything full circle."
Anyone else hype? I'm sad it's ending but it sounds like JG really knows what he's doing. Do you think he'll deliver on this modern day cartoon series finale?
Also, what is it that would be coming full circle?
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Well i think they would have to end up with eileen and, i forget her name, the bird girl.
And they would have to be able to still be laid back even though they are "grown up".
Idk they become co managers of the park?
Benson can get a gf too and have his dream job come true. Or was his dream to manage the best park?
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>>86362205
>We’re bringing everything full circle.
>the end of a big adventure
>everyone goes home/gets back to work
>mordecai and rigby are hungry
>"miiiilk"
>"cereal"
>"combiiiiiine"
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>>86362538
Rigby is with Eileen, but they haven't even kissed except a peck on the cheek. If JG wants to get serious about their characters lives reaching a more "closure" point, maybe they'll get married or something, but I doubt it.
Mordecai came to a realization in Season 7's premiere he doesn't need to focus so much on dating, so they might have him make a normal decision at the end after getting home, but it would be probably more predictable at this point if he ended up not dating anyone, and being cool with it. It would suck though because all the other stories mean literally nothing, but they might also end it on a "whatever happens, happens" thing like 'Just Friends' did. Bird Girl's name is Margaret and the cloud girl's name is CJ.
Mordecai and Rigby both feel that The Park is a "dead end job" so if they wanted them to be happier by the finale, they'll probably not work at the park anymore. We might be in for them going their separate ways in life. Mordecai gets a job doing one thing, and Rigby another. Could make for a bittersweet ending.
Benson has been in a band before as a professional drummer, and throughout the show they allude to it as something he used to do, sometimes they'd treat it like a sad backstory like he longs to do it again, but it's hard to tell which he'd rather do, manage the Park (which is supposed to be Pops' job anyway) or go back to that career. He's like an old guy in a mid life crisis, it's impossible to tell what he wants to do, even after the handful of episodes focusing on him.
Skips, Pops, and Fives don't have definite stories of how they'll end.
Continuing the post in a minute.
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Alright, let's talk about this guy for a bit.
What the hell is up with him? So the twist was seen coming and most of us knew it'd be August, Barry's cop-friend, but the way this has played out has been disappointing...
So the guy got the speedforce, used it for blind vengeance and is suddenly power drunk and gonna enforce justice now? It just seems a little badly done to me IMO. There wasn't really much that told us this guy was batshit. Only that he wanted to avenge his brother's death.
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>>86362180
That's how it starts.
>I lost my brother
>I'll have my revenge!
>now I'll use my powers to make sure nobody loses their brother!
Remember what /co/ thought of CWII and Spidey, that we'll see "if I support Homer, nobody will lose their uncle"?
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>>86362180
Im getting tired of evil speedsters. Bring back Daniel West if you want to put Thawne or Zolomon on the bench for awhile
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>>86362180
God I love the art in this comic. Godspeed kind of felt like they wanted to rush through the whole 'brand new villain' move and evil speedster without wasting Zoom or RF on the opening act. I can't wait to see how this ends and what villains show up in the following issues, I was triggered that they had all the rogues just up and leave town, but I understood why.
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>Dohohohohohohoho!
>tortured my friend and paralyzed his daughter
>hahahahaha!
What did Batman mean by this? Why did this movie try to make Joke man sympathetic?
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>>86362177
The ending doesn't work unless it's implied that he kills the Joker.
Nice dubs, though.
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>>86362397
Then what was Jim saying about by the book?
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Joke man was a normal guy once and he's just too far gone to go back. He's a lot like batman in a sense, but batman chose to become a hero when his life was destroyed by petty criminals