Who reads this? Actually a better question would be, who pays money for it?
I read it, but I've only bought one issue of it. Everything else I've read was a scan.
>>93805962
I read it. I've bought quite a few issues.
Does that answer your question?
>>93806055
Why and why?
Tell me about Baby.
Why does she eat all the food?
>>93805362
she only eats when she's sad
>>93805362
She's secretly fat as shit.
>It says here you like to stimulate yourself to pictures of me. Interesting.
and no, having some fucking McBean Doctor carve a green shape into you does not make you a """"""""""starbelly""""""""""
>>93805138
This book had a post-racial message but I fear that Dr. Seuss never anticipated the medical procedures we have come up with.
>>93805186
T. Planebelly
>>93805138
little did they know a star marking was an early sign of prostate cancer.
The cartoon should of been like the movie. The movie was well written, great paced and had amazing cgi around the time. Also don't get me started on the acting, the actors for the movie was top notch. I hope they one day make a new Spawn film
>>93805037
Are you fucking retarded? What kind of brainless mongoloid would like that piece of shit movie?
>should of been
Nevermind...
>>93805037
>The movie was well written, great paced and had amazing cgi around the time.
lol to all of that except that one shot with Spawn's cape that actually was pretty great
The CGI has not aged well. Best thing about the film was John Leguizamo. Guy worked his ass off in that role. Reboot is never going to happen
What was his name again?
>>93805035
Mr. Big Guy
>>93805035
Jalapeno
>>93805035
David.
Now that early 2000s nostalgia is becoming a lot more prevalent, what early 2000s cartoons do you want to see rebooted?
>>93804979
Galactic Kids Next Door
>>93804989
please, god. this is all i ask for. i was so fucking hyped...
None of the shows in your pic. Especially not All Grown Up.Megas XLR please
I would site "The Herculoids" as well but I'm not huge on draft-dodging hippies
>>93804963
Godzilla the series had some good ones.
Also, that white Brontosaurus in the second panel is fucking hilarious.
>>93804963
Gorgo, quotation head, Rhedosaurus, American poster Godzilla, dented-straw-neck, the crawling ginger, and angry bicorn
Bottom: Downesaurus, Reptilicus, the one with too many horns and the mis-aligned fin, the flying sausage, razorfist, some sort of bronotsaurs variant that evolved in a sunless cave, and beakfist
>>93804963
How do you feel about eldritch abominationso OP?
Pitch your batman cartoon show. What would the style and tone be? How would you reimagine the characters? Would it be episodic or have an ongoing story like Spectacular Spider-Man?
>>93804686
Based on the Batman Inc. series. The series would be similar to JLU wherein it focuses on different cast of characters each different Batman around the world. Bruce would take on a more overseer role, rather than the central one. Many of the characters who would get showcase episodes include Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne going on Batman and Robin adventures, another would have Barbara(Orcale) training the other Batgirls, such as Steph, Cass and Tiffany. Other characters would also appear like Luke Fox, Dark Ranger, Kingbat, Katana Huntress, Redhood and his outlaws(The rebirth ones), and even Batcow would get focus, etc.
Tone is flexible, depending on the character. Some stories are more lighthearted while others are dark.
>>93805496
I agree with this guy. We've already had too many good Batman shows based around a heavily episodic formula focusing primarily on just Batman. A serialized show with a heavy emphasis on the extended family would be something new, at least, in spite being like the tenth Batman cartoon overall.
It is about batman finally having sex with the joker and the consequences that follow.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>93804421
Their poor communication.
>>93804421
Both for having shitty communication.
So tell me /co/ left or right.
the principal.
what Max and co. put on in the gym was professional and engaging, it required absolutely no interference from the principal.
So now that Bombshell is crazy for Miles and Goldballs got keked can he fuck off now
>All of these love interests involving Miles
>He's still boring as sin
Can Bendis fuck off instead?
>Basedballs
>fucking off
>Basedballs
>Being keked
I think we all know Basedballs will be going keking Shitshell by going balls deep in her husbando while she watches from her hospital bed.
>>93804280
Oh for fuck sake. Who gives a shit? Fuck off and die already, Bendis you disgusting fat cunt.
Why was Jason wearing a mask under his hood?
>>93804217
and he is wearing an idea under his mask
>>93804217
Because he also had his hood rigged to explode
If you do that, you're pretty much admitting to yourself you're going to take it off at some point
This what you wanted?
Here is a sort of timeline ive been thinking off
>pilot not canon I think
>S1-S2
2004
>S3
2004-(maybe)2005
>S4
1 Year after S3 finale
late 2005-2006
>S5
Starts at late 2006 then (S5E01)timeskips 3 months to early 2007
>S6
Mid-Late 2007
Thoughts?
>>93804216
Ninja from the pilot was brought up fairly recently. The Monarch's old costume from he pilot showed up at some point too in earlier seasons. The pilot's still canon, it's just really bad.
>>93804549
I woudlnt call it bad as I had a few laughs but I still dont consider it cannon as the events that happened never were broguht up other than the ninja + monarch costume + doc still being considered a doctor back then.
Well maybe, id have to rewatch it(for the 3rd time this year)
The pilot shows what happened to their dog. So its presumably canon.
You just found out that another Crisis is coming. You and everyone you know will be either rebooted or erased altogether. And the only way to prevent this is to convince Batman to kill the Joker. How would you convince Batman convince Batman to kill the Joker?
why not just rape the Joker
Just become Batman it's easier than getting Bruce to kill the jerk
>>93804138
>You and everyone you know will be either rebooted or erased altogether.
How would you even know this already hasn't happened dozens of times over.
What if you're just the 50th incarnation of yourself, and the next reboot is going to make you more awesome or at least make your life not as complicated?
Who is the best non MARVEL or D.C. superhero.
Does WildStorm count?
>>93804013
I was thinking heros that have no connection with either of the big two companies.