Why do nü-males love vegetables so much?

>>8978415
phytoestrogens and virtue signaling

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>>8978415

Mesclun salad with roasted meat(s) or duck confit is my absolute favorite meal.

Europe has dire meat shortages so big companies run massive ad campaigns normalizing mass consumption of fruit/veggies. Euroshits are either so ignorent of this crisis or are actively playing along with the misinformation campaign that they frequently feel the need to post "do Americans really eat meat with every meal" and "why don't Americans eat fruits and vegetables?"

In reality, our diet is much healthier because we only eat fruit/veggies when we crave those nutrients but a vast number of European families actually feed their kids entire meals of majority or even entirly vegedables/fruit.

>>8978415
because many of them are vegans or vegetarians or try to present themselves as "modern" and "with a feminine side"
admittedly you're even worse if you never eat vegetables. it's unhealthy, plebby and childish as fuck. shows that you most likely can't cook for shit too

>>8978427
that's bound to get a few (you)s

>>8978427
That's one of the dumbest things I have ever read and I am lurking since 2012. Well played mate. .

Because white people can afford to eat meat every day and that's racist

>>8978423
>implying those faggots like OP who brag about being le manly carnivores aren't also virtue signaling

>>8978438
t.feminized nu-male

>>8978415
>Why do nü-males love vegetables so much?

From hippies, to beatnicks, to male femminists...

Ever since the beginning of time, men will say whatever it takes to get women to gargle our balls and swallow our loads.

So, yes. If I have to eat a kale salad for some dumb white bitch to give me anal, then I'm a fucking vegetarian or whatever.

>not eating your vegetables

Are you a child?

>>8978447
>putting on a front just to get laid
This is why you're still a virgin

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>>8978438

>>8978456
This picture is gay as fuck. Bunch of faggots, the lot of em, if you ask me.

>>8978464
>a butt gave me a boner therefore everyone is gay except me
ok lance

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>>8978464

BUTTBLASTED

>>8978453
> delusional girl who thinks men actually care about their "issues"

Just whip out your tits and ass, sweetie.

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>>8978456
>>8978464
>>8978472
>>8978476

I fucking love 4chan sometimes.

>>8978478
>>8978456
confirmed for gay, nobody says "sweetie" except gay men

>>8978476

Can you do on that just says "That's a paddlin" ?

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>>8978483

>EVERYONE IS GAY EXCEPT FOR ME

okay...

>>8978485

Yup, delivard.

>>8978483

Condescending feminists impugn the masculine and intellectual capacities of their male peer by saying that exact thing.

Alson "hun" "honey" "who hurt you" etc etc etc.

>>8978483
oh honeybun...

>>8978456
With lobes like that, this butt should be grand nagus.

>>8978591
>star wars shit
/tv/

>>8978476
This is on the same level as those sorority initiations where they make the pledge sit on a was of toilet paper and watch lesbian porn and if the paper gets wet they have to eat it.

This is just an excuse for gay boys to safely indulge in their homoerotic fantasies.

>>8978447
>So, yes. If I have to eat a kale salad for some dumb white bitch to give me anal, then I'm a fucking vegetarian or whatever.

this. /thread

>>8978610
This
>>8978453
/Thread

>>8978427
Do Americans really believe this

>>8978483
oh shnookums, is my widdle baby waby bootie butt bothered?

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hi, i've been gone for a long time. what is a nü-male?

>>8978606
>they make the pledge sit on a wad of toilet paper and watch lesbian porn and if the paper gets wet they have to eat it.
That's kind of hot.

>>8978415
My father, who grew up working on a farm and is the furthest from nu-male that I can imagine, always told me to eat my vegetables. So I did and I do.
So go fuck yourself, you fat /pol/-memeing fuck.

why are /pol/tards usually dumb, fat and emotionally immature?

>>8978415
they can taste pretty good and are good for us

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A conditioned pathological fear of reproach, even from strangers on the internet in an anonymous environment.

>>8978720
High estrogen servile males that cling to 2000s hipster culture because they perceive it as socially / morally correct.

>>8978739
>listening to your parents
>parents are boomers
nu male as fuck

I honestly can't tell if these people are trolling or just biologically ignorant

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Why do nu-males worship Ron Swanson and define their hurr masculinity by eating meat?

It's the most cringeworthy modern dietary meme. I see you ants with nogainz walking out of the local hipster coffee shop whining to your friends about how they didn't cater to your MUH PALLLEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Personally, I thought parks & rec was shit

>>8978491
>>8978499
>>8978508
>>8978661
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/

Daily reminder it's still gay even if you're ironic about being gay.

>>8978427
lord you are a crazy one, obsessed much

>>8978833
Lurk more faggot

>>8978415
Fuck off to
>>>/pol/

>>8978872
Thats the thing, I've been here for years.

It's just, I don't know anymore

>>8978447
I'd be happy to give you anal even if you served me nothing butt potatoes.

>>8978447
>Ever since the beginning of time, men will say whatever it takes to get women to gargle our balls and swallow our loads.

This is the only correct answer.

>>8978754
>why are /pol/tards usually dumb, fat, have the mental capacity of 2 year old toddlers and emotionally immature?

Because they don't eat vegetables.

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>>8978840

>>8978912
Enjoy your ban, fur fag.

>>8978823
I'm sorry you never knew your father

>>8978415
Because an all-meat diet will fucking destroy you unless you're a farm worker or some high-activity physical shit.

>>8978949
even fudds eat potatoes with their meat

nobody on earth does 100% protein diet even the ron swanson worshipers

>>8978949
That's bullshit. It won't destroy you but I agree you will die sooner. But destroy is harsh. An all vegetable diet would have it's drawbacks as well.

probably because they taste good idk

>>8978926
I don't think cat girls count as furry

>>8978428
Tell me about all your advanced cooking methods with vegetables

>>8978415
I usually only eat meat with one meal out of the day, if that. I try to skip it more and more. I've found I feel much better, my energy levels are up, and my shits go much smoother.

The bonus is that when I do make meats, I tend to give them extra care and attention, and I'm much more likely to spring for higher quality cuts.

>>8978427
>ignorent
>vegedables
1/10 for making me reply.

>>8978834
>Personally, I thought parks & rec was shit

Come on, man. Swanson is a hyper-exaggerated character; don't let the hipsters ruin the show because of their worship of one character.

>>8979361
>cat girl
>girl

>>8978926
>>>8978912
>Enjoy your ban, fur fag.
>>nya.

>not wanting smooth poops

>>8978415
Because having fibers and using fillers is a pretty normal thing when on a budget for the most part. Can't think of a time where we didn't have veggies on the side or in a dish to go the extra mile, especially in cultures where the vegetable is almost the main dish or the bulk of the dish anyway.

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>>8978427
>>8978447
>this guy again

>>8978438
I dunno if I'd call it "virtue signaling", technically. But I assume you're calling it out as the same basic shit, in the sense that it's a way of trying to convince other guys they're tough boys because they're picky about veggies and have a limited diet.

Kinda like how kids try to display toughness by bragging about the metal bands they like in high school.

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>>8978427
You earned this (You), anon.

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>>8978415
>>8978423
>>8978428
>>8978443
>>8978447
>>8978456
>>8978476
>>8978499
>>8978754
>>8978809
>being alt-right
kys!

>>8979609

Hitler was a vegan though. Politics have nothing to do with this discussion though.

>>8979625
hitler wasn't a vegan you dumb shit
he quit meat for a few years and even that can't be fully verified

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>>8979641

>wasn't vegan
>stopped eating animal products for a few years

No one is born vegan.

>mfw Hitler was a trashy SJW Bohemian hippy almost a century before you were

>>8979651
vegetarian, not vegan
jesus christ

>>8979641
>mfw the assblasted alt-right even admits their hero Hitler was a fucking vegan.

Similar to when their philosophical mouthpiece, Spencer, has to request a black female to escort him away from a diminutive SJW jewish gril, lol.

>>8979665
same thing ingrid

>why do nu-males love dietary meal staples that've been in domestication for thousands of years

Let me guess, for you it's the McChicken?

What the fuck happened to /ck/ over the past 2 years?

>>8978415
more evolved

>>8978415
What do old-males like?

>>8979834
New users seeking validation via food.

>>8980413
steak and pork chops

They love artisan bread too. Its all from yurps and their sour grapes over having no affordable meat.

>no good food so fool self into thinking shit food for serfs is good food

Everyone in this thread is gonna have heart disease when they reach their 30s

>>8981275
CAFO meat is shit tho

quality >>>>>> quantity

you fat fuck

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>>8979665

>being this jealous of Hitler.

>>8979725

The alt-Right is led by faggots, jews and trannies. Nothing more than controlled opposition for the left by the MSM.

>>8978423
Seriously what the fuck DOESN'T contain estrogen according to you spergs

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>>8979665

>people are born vegetarian

>>8981386
>being this much of a cucked numale
I guess when the estrogen gets to you, you at least might be cute~! :3

>>8978427
here, have a (you)

>>8981386
They're just subtly shilling for the estrogen antidote drink some snake oil conman came up with and is advertising on right wing AM talk shows. That audience of retards will buy anything that fits into their conspiracy narrative.

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>>8981386
IPA, fast food hamburgers, islay single malt, and MREs

>>8978447
>eating kale to get a girl to GIVE you anal

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>>8978415
>veggies are now nu-male


so this...is...the power...of...americans...woah...

>>8979413
catgirl (male)

>>8978415
Long story short, there's been an ongoing effort by liberals to placate the masses through feminization. It's the same reason they neuter dogs. These mentally ill scumbags know that by removing their testosterone production, they are easier to control and this is obviously also true for humans. Notice how every woman is expected to hop on estrogen replacement therapy post menopause but all of a sudden it's somehow a hate crime if a man wants testosterone replacement therapy.

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>>8981744
>all of a sudden it's somehow a hate crime if a man wants testosterone replacement therapy.
What in the actual fuck

Do you use Temple OS?

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>>8981778
Everyone on this board believes in dietary woo because it's cool and chique to avoid le mainstream in 2017 on 4chan. Everything mainstream = cuck. If you believe gravity exists you're le cuck loooool

praise kek! 1488!

>not realizing how cringeworthy you people actually are

>>8981714

More accurate

>>8981744
>same reason they neuter dogs.

You silly fuck. They neuter dogs because they are aware a German Shepard will impregnate a Miniature Poodle and the bitch will produce offspring that no one wants. Similar to humans, tbqh.

There is a whole generation of kids who are proud to be cucked and going hardcore veggie or vegan is the most beta ass thing you can do.

Meat builds muscle which is alpha as fuck

>>8983025
t. Beta NEET scared to eat iceburg lettuce

Good goy. I join you over there for /pol/ intellectuality. Tomorrow we eat beef together, yes? You pay though, it's been a tough year, I tell you.

>>8983025
>implying simple carbohydrates aren't the most effective builder of muscle during post-workout

loooooool ketofags always have no gainz

>>8978432
>>8978432
hi hes actually onto something here. yes you can get fat, but your body does signal cravings for specific tastes when you need a nutrient for the most part. if you get fat because of this , its because its a deficiency. when you are thirsty you crave salt. when you are tired you crave sugar. it is natural.

>>8983223
it's almost like depriving yourself of glucose makes you hungry for glucose!

nah, couldn't be muh MEAT

>>8981744
Literally nothing you said made sense. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to you.

>>8983228
you crave protein when your sick

>>8978840
>HOW CAN YOU LIKE A PENIS, YOU CAN'T YOU NEED TO ACCOMMODATE TO MY PREFERENCES, UGH

>>8979625
Actually they have, most of the people that use insults like "nu-male" are from the alt-right, they have to constantly reinforce their "masculinity" insulting people that choose different ways of life because they are too insecure of doing something remotely femenine because of "MUH PENIS" and "MUH TRADITION", "MUH MEN MUST BE STRONG OOGA BOOGA"

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>>8983359

The alt-right is led by gays, jews and a tranny. None of that is traditionally masculine, doesn't fit your agenda either. To to scrap the "default copypasta" handbook and rebuild. The election is over, Clinton and Sanders los, get over it.

>>8983359
/pol/tard spotted. You people always try to claim *chan culture as exclusively your own. It suits your agenda. The more people associate 4chan may mays with hitler the more people associate 4chan with /pol/ exclusively. Which is your agenda, in the end.

Begone.

>>>/pol/
>>>/bant/
>>>/out/

>>8983367
That was a critic to the alt-right tough, also i'm as leftie as the color red

>>8983374

Communism has been tried a century and no matter where it manifests, it fails. Neck yourself.

>>8983235
It's ok, I know not everyone can swallow a pill this large. Just keep drinking your 'craft beer'

>>8983376

You know what shithead? Communism/UBI is the only thing that'll save your poverty ass in the future of automation. You're the kind of generic dumb that most people have to deal with so you'll learn about "mixed economies" and then you'll learn about garanteed basic income and some time later in your stupid life, you'll get it.

>>8983394
>le redpill xD
>le liberuls mekin da frogs gay

>>8981791
this

vegetables have a wider variety of flavors than meat, which is just, well, meaty meatness. i love meat, but nothing equals the transcendant qualities of tasty veggies and fruits. like they are from another planet. and numales/hipster bobbleheads can eat my used toilet paper.

>>8981382
vegetables have a liberal bias. goddamn commie carrots!

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Daily reminder that arugula is for arrogant, crypto-muslim elitists

>>8978415
I hate being shamed by the nu-male "artisan" for ordering an all-meat and cheese sub at Subway with extra meat

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>>8978881
then its probably about time you left. I say that with no contempt or anything, I often ask myself what the hell I'm doing here anyway.

>>8978415
Numales like veggies because veggies are fucking good.

It's like asking why niggers love fried chicken. What kind of faggot DOESN'T love it?

>>8979397
t. biological failure

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>>8984353
I remember when they introduced avocados and "Stefan" kept trying to trick me into saying it out loud so the liberal arts major "sandwich artisans" could mock and humiliate me for saying it wrong.

I swear to god all these new vegetables are only popular because the white guilt liberals think it makes them sound sophisticated to contort their mouths in all kinds of perverted ways to make sounds that God didn't intend white people to make.

This can only end in two ways: either we build the wall and save the white race, or American becomes a third world country and not liking vegetables becomes a hate crime.

>>8984779
>I swear to god all these new vegetables are only popular because the white guilt liberals think it makes them sound sophisticated to contort their mouths in all kinds of perverted ways to make sounds that God didn't intend white people to make.

I know you're sarcastically ridiculing the braindead right, but the frightening thing is I know people who "think" this way.

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>>8978427

>>8978428
>shows that you most likely can't cook for shit too
From a culinary perspective, an attachment to vegetables is a sign of lack of understanding.
At the root (EHEHEHEHHEGSUSHSUAG AS G) of cooking is the application of heat to materials to make them taste better. No, I don't care about your fucking sushi. Vegetables are objectively worse for most forms of this process.
There are numerous reasons why this is, but the most apparent ones are the low fat content and high water content. This basically means browning (or, as faggots like to call it, "mahlard reaction") is much more difficult in vegetables. This isn't to say that there aren't exceptions that can have a fair go (green peppers and tomatoes come to mind), but all in all meat vs vegetables is basically a no contest.
As evidence of this, dried vegetables aren't a thing outside of preservation in ramen flavor packs. There simply isn't enough actual content in vegetables to make it worthwhile (note that sun-dried tomatoes are a thing because there's at least some fat in it).
There are strengths to vegetables compared to meat - variety being the main one - but to pretend the culinary arts is even remotely dictated by vegetables is laughable. You could make a much better case for starch, and spices can have a heavier impact on most meals. But vegetables are all in all a sidetrack at best.

>>8986247
retard.

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>>8983493
See>>8978425

That's my first post ITT.

The alt-right is dead, the election is over.

>>8983407

>actually proves memes true and advocates for Communism.

>>8986262
Vegan.

>>8986273
nope.

>>8981744
there's nothing wrong with neutering dogs you piece of shit

>>8983025
>using the term beta seriously
lmao

>>8986279
I mean the alternative is for me to call someone without a girlfriend (you) a cuck

>>8986247
you sound like a fat flyover, autistically trying to defend his childish tastes. Just reading that drivel made me dumber.

>>8986290
that was bad.

>>8986295
queue long winded autistic rage

>>8986295
Eat some dried vegetables that aren't tomatoes, then tell me how great it yastes. That's all you have to do to make your vegan lies convincing.

>>8986315
>you have to be vegan to like vegetables
>you can't like vegetables if you don't like dried vegetables
>yastes

are you drunkposting or were you just unloved as a child?

>>8986329
>Someone is talking shit about vegetables in an objective manner and now he has challenged me to defend vegetables with concrete action
>Better call him a drink or a terrible person without defending vegetables in any significant way because deep inside I know vegetables are a cultural hallmark for peace based around me being a goddamn pussy that talks all day and believe in symbolism
I really should stop calling out vegans. This is like picking on old homeless people.

Everybody needs some roughage in their diet from time to time. Beer + broccoli is god tier food, it has everything you need. Plus your poops are large and smooth when you're on the toilet.

>>8986355
woops meant to say beef*

>>8979361
im pretty sure that was a quote from tails gets trolled, which is a furry comic

>>8983359
youre retarded. trolls use insults that work. saying numale and cuck get replies. its that simple. if calling people poopooheads got billions of replies, people would start using that. all you insecure dumbasses start rev up your keyboards whenever you get called cuck numale libtard pussy tumblr reddit faggots, so trolls will continue to use those insults. it has been this way since the begining of the internet. stop thinking theres an agenda, its as simple as that

>>8986413

I said Hitler was SJW Bohemian hippy trash a century before he/she was...which is factual. Whatever insult that came afterwards like "cuck" or "numale" I never said.

>>8986413
You know the difference between a cuckservative and a libcuck? The cuckservatives' masters fuck the cuck.

>>8978447
give you anal?

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>>8978606
Everyone knows straight women's most commonly consumed porn is lesbian porn

>>8986491
Sounds right to me.

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>>8986506
>that male column
Why do people have such shit taste? MILF and Mature above Lesbian and Asian? Big Dick above Asian?

>>8986526
Everyone knows real men go on ex.

>>8986526
>pretending milf is not the best category

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>>8983365
Remember when all those conservative voters got over Obama winning twice?

Oh wait, you retards just whined all the damn time and kept calling the President who actually did something about Mexican criminals coming over the border a "magic nigger" like you were told to by the guy who said it's okay to fuck boys

>>8986551

>lusting after infertile women

Birth defect spotted.

Vegetables are healthy

>>8986556

What does that have to do with anything? The alt-right doesn't exist and the election is over. Cry all you want, Trump is your President, he won't be impeached.

Political parties are a divide and conquer tactic that clearly works.

>not being an independent voter and voting for the best possible candidate
>party loyalty

What a sperg.

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>>8986579
Jesus, /pol/, at least try to lie convincingly

>implying Trump is my president
>implying I'm not living in one of the countries embarrassed by the manchild that only got elected on a technicality i.e. everyone else
>implying Trump wasn't always the worst candidate
>implying fake news sites aren't shitting themselves by pretending that Russia interfering in an election is no big deal
>implying that blind obedience to the most stupid, most corrupt and least popular President in living memory is anywhere near democratic

You're right about one thing: the alt-right doesn't really exist, it's just another brand change for the far-right

>>8986559
>only things that yield children are hot
be gone autist

>>8986704

Women having babies after 30 is dangerous, is what I'm saying. Being attracted to women your mothers age is a violation against nature and perversion of society.

>>8986631

>MUHHHH TRUMP
>communist
>reeeeeee
>REEEEEEEE

tldr.

>>8986631

America is a Republic not a Democracy.

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>>8986718
I don't know what's more pathetic; your lack of reading comprehension, or your ignorance towards milfs.

Damn it, why does /ck/ get the shitty trolls who get btfo in record time?

>>8986735
go back to /pol/ my man, nobody cares.
sage

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>>8986727
>a system of government by the whole population or all the eligible members of a state, typically through elected representatives.
Sounds like America to me, dipshit
>>8986739
>people who use facts should go to /pol/
I miss when 4chan was just the harmless kind of stupid

>>8986735

Why don't women your age see younas valuable, and why are you loyal to a party that enslaved your bulls ancestors?

>>8986735
>self-proclaiming that you btfo someone else
youre retarded. i love milfs now

>>8986748

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States


>The United States of America (USA), commonly known as the United States (U.S.) or America, is a constitutional federal republic composed of 50 states, a federal district, five major self-governing territories, and various possessions.

Hmm...

>>8986748
If you didn't notice, this is a cooking board.

Why has college summer break brought in nonstop /pol/ posting to every fuggin board.

>>8986748

Gowdy cucked Comey to admit there was no foreign intervention in this past election outside of propaganda and memeing. That man, Trey Gowdy, needs to run for President. He's a savage pitbull that I'd fight/die for.

>>8986763

CTR pays more than the $13hr and McJobs liberal arts degrees qualify people for. That's why.

>>8986777
>MUH CTR
He was talking about you there, don't try to change the target

>>8986752
>>8986757
>>8986762
>>8986763
>>8986774
>/pol/ trying to damage control hard
THE VERY UTMOST OF KEKS

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>>8978427
>In reality, our diet is much healthier
what the fuck am i reading

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>thread is about vegetables
Looks interesting let's see what people are talking about
>open thread
>Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia Trump Russia
>post this message
>close the tab
>go to the kitchen
>decide to boil some fresh garden peas
>the peas rise to the top of the water whilst boiling, spelling out the word 'TRUMP'
>think nothing of it
>pick up some green beans
>accidentally spill some on the floor whilst cutting
>look down
>they've lined up exactly to spell out the word 'RUSSIA'
>creeped out
>fuck vegetables
>settle for some alphabetti
>tfw I avoided being a nu-male

>>8988168

>America is a Democracy
>wait, no it's not
>uhhhhh shit I've run out of argumemts
>POL NAZI HITLER HURRRRDURRRR

Well said.

>>8987423

>n-no u

Well said.

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>>8988322
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2016/11/14/the-united-states-is-both-a-republic-and-a-democracy-because-democracy-is-like-cash/?utm_term=.a7b6344825a4

>>8978427
This is some high quality shitposting

>>8988360

Is Kennedy the only american to be assasinated by the black panthers? I remember a string of political murders tied to the group.

>>8988464
>assasinated

lol @ assasinate

Those niggers just shoot people.

>>8988360
>us is both a republic and democracy despite not being a democracy

Washington post none the less!

>>8978415
I'm not a numale but I love vegetables. And meats, all kinds. And cheeses. Give me some fucking granola too while we're at it. And oh my god fruit is the devil and can either be the best or the worst thing in life.

>>8986247
this guy is a moron who can't cook, browning of vegetables may be harder than meats but it's not hard, ezmeat is just fucking easy to cook. browning of vegetables makes vegetables super fucking delicious and it's super fucking important and you can absolutely make a dish that revolves around these vegetables flavors as centerpiece

>>8988464
what

Kennedy wasn't killed by the black panthers.

>>8988522

Kennedy make a shit tonne of enemies with the BP movement at the time...

And it didn't help that Kennedy wanted unification & racial harmony, which kinda destroys the Black Panthers' "kill all evil whites" rhetoric.

The BP made their living by feeding off hatred. Peace was not an option for them.

So to keep the BP in power, they had to keep the hatred alive and get rid of Kennedy. Same exact thing with Dr. Martin Luther King.

>>8988553

This reminds me alot of how Putin has a history of bombing his own countrymen, while blaming the other side, just to instigate a war...

>>8978415
Anal masturbating

I did not expect this many serious answers, OP asspulled something to tack onto the nufag paradigm and everyones like
>oh yea I know all about that let me break it down for you
I guess its funny in a lame kinda way

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>>8988771
And to think this could have been the only think I was asspained about.
I just had to keep reading till I got to >>8979609
This fuckin dickhead and the ensuing political panel.
This thread is rotting, stinking cancer.

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>>8988464
>>8988553
>let me interrupt this shitty thread with my ridiculous conspiracy theory that I will provide no evidence for
WEW LAD
>>8988485
>if I misinterpret the article AND make a snide comment about the source, then I don't have to admit I was proven wrong!
Pic related, fuck face

>>8978926
Newfag.

>>8988553
Kennedy killed himself by being a full retard and ignoring the Secret Service pleading with him not to use the open top.

You can't prove me wrong. If Kennedy rides in a hard top on that day in Dallas fucking nothing happens. The methhead thought everyone in the world was in love with him! That's what happens when you think everyone in the world is in love with you.

>>8989264
He got killed by the CIA. Happens all the time. If anything bad ever happens, blaming the CIA works. They're definitely the reason why we have the heroine epidemic now a days.

>>8989361
>It was the CI-
>It was Castr-
>It was LB-
>It was the black pa-
>It was fucking aliu-
>It was the sov-
>It was the maf-
>I bet the je-


Nope. Kennedy killed himself by being an ingrate narcissist with a meth addiction. Him going off on a stupid risk and getting killed was bound to happen sooner or later, the man had an ego the size of Dallas.

>>8989370
>an ego the size of Dallas.

It wasn't even as big as the Dallas book depository...

Jfk was shot with two types of bullets. Back and to the left.

>>8978415
>Liking vegetables & eating healthy makes you a nu-male

/pol/tards are this delusional, who knew?

>>8988553
>And it didn't help that Kennedy wanted unification & racial harmony, which kinda destroys the Black Panthers' "kill all evil whites" rhetoric.
>The BP made their living by feeding off hatred. Peace was not an option for them.
>So to keep the BP in power, they had to keep the hatred alive and get rid of Kennedy. Same exact thing with Dr. Martin Luther King.

This is like the 3rd time I've heard the black panthers killing MLK this month... is this a new theory or something?

>>8989396
>Jfk was shot with two types of bullets. Back and to the left.

So you sayin... the black panthers were working with the CIA...

interdasting...

>>8989403
>>The BP made their living by feeding off hatred. Peace was not an option for them.

black panthers, KKK, Black Lives Matter, Westburough Baptist Church....

All just different sides to the same coin.

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>>8989403
My guess is they're trying to tie it into the BLM stu- >>8989428

Oh wait, that's EXACTLY what they're trying to do.

>>8978425
>Mesclun salad
>eating weeds

>>8978415
Because they know how to cook and eat healthy? Because them and the girl you don't fuck can simultaneously not get fat and not hit the gym?

>>8978415
Agriculture is a man's job

>>8988553
>So to keep the BP in power, they had to keep the hatred alive and get rid of Kennedy. Same exact thing with Dr. Martin Luther King.

You do realize this is like, CIA/KGB playbook 101? Martyr your own people to instigate a war.

>>8989403

Have you been living under a rock? BP theory was one of Oliver Stone's original theories...

But good luck making a movie about blacks murdering a white man...

>>8989401
Your fixation with /pol/ is no different from OP's numale fixation you blind Bastard, also hating numales is what's popular, no correlation with what you're saying.

>virtue signaling nu-male: bragging about eating vegetables, being vegetarian/vegan
>shitskin neckbeard nazi LARPing redditor /pol/ack: M-M-MUH MEAT MUH MASCULINITY AMUH ESTROGENS (buys estrogen filled meat anyway)
>not a fucking retard: knowing a healthy diet needs both and knows where to buy non-jewed estrogen free food
btw if you have to brag about being masculine then you're just the other end of the horseshoe and as insufferable as nu-males themselves. No masculine person calls himself "masculine", that's gay as all living fuck

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>>8978415
how else am I gonna keep being lean? Serious question, I have to give my thanks to green stuff for keeping me in shape. I dont see any other viable alternative than eating vegetables in large quantities.

>>8989740
I wouldn't pay attention to it. You do you.

>>8989740
Why in god's name would you ever listen to a /pol/tard who is insecure about his masculinity because he has suppressed homosexual tendencies and the only women he's ever had a conversation with irl were his mom, grams, sister and cousin?

>>8990245
>implying he doesn't drop his spaghetti around the cousin

>>8978415
What is wrong with vegetables? Nothing wrong with a good beefy vegetable stew

>>8990245
ooo that's some spicy projection, anon.

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>Why do nü-males love vegetables so much?
>nü-males

>>8991854
>having a hot cousin

>>8978415
I spot someone who grew up eating tv dinners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaN9f2C9rf0

>>8992281
I think there is some merit to >>8990245 comment

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>>8978415
Even though this is a fucking troll thread, I'm going to say it anyway - EVERYONE SHOULD EAT FUCKING VEGETABLES YOU MORONS.

>>8986556
>Remember when all those conservative voters got over Obama winning twice?

I guess you were too young or too uniformed to remember all the tea party rallies, marches on the capitol and college campuses, and the constant name calling and criticizing from the conservatives, but go ahead and ignore history and facts, just like your dumbass leader.

>>8993902
OOPS, sorry, I meant to respond to a different post. Whoops.

>>8993902
Here in the south when I was subcontracting the building of my house during the 2008 campaign and I hired a white subcontractor to do the sidewalks and patios he said, and I quote, "If that nigger gets elected we're going to fucking riot." Of course he did a shitty job on the patio and sidewalk whereas the Mexican subcontractors were great.

>>8978415
>brocoli has been confirmed to boost testoterone as well as many cotric fruits

Gringos will be Gringos

>>8978894
>butt potatoes