Find a flaw. Pro tip - you can't

>>8963488

>steak fries
>beans

Britbong pls go.

>>8963488
Looks comfy senpai

Poor chip:beans ratio.

>>8963488
Chicken nuggets are better than fish fingers desu. But really it's all down to what mood you're in.

>>8963488
What are those orange log shaped things in the top left?

>>8963505
This
Egg looks a bit fucked too

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>>8963516
Fish fingers

>>8963493
>steak fries
those are chips m8. you eat steak with skinny fries.

>>8963516
fishfingers

>>8963516
scampi

>>8963525

>skinny fries

You mean pommes frites?

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>>8963488
looks pretty comfy lad.

Serve it up with crinkle cut chips next time for a five star comfort rating.

>>8963522
Holy shit, that brings back memories of elementary school. I don't think I've seen them irl since then.

>>8963488
>tomato beans on steak fries

disgusting.. who the hell eats eggs with beans anyways?

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>>8963612

>>8963488
>no crispy mushrooms

>>8963706
>mushrooms with battered fish

fuck off lad

>>8963812
Those are breaded, stop pretending to be a Brit.

>>8963832
This

>>8963488
>One egg
>Poor quality processed "fish" product
>Soggy looking chips
>Meagre amount of beans

You are everything wrong with British food.

Baked beans are for mongs and children.

>>8963879
>Soggy looking chips

The look like normal oven chips to me famalam. Where's this sogginess you imagine?

>>8963516
sea tendies

>>8963879
Chips don't look bad. Everything else should hit the bin.

>>8963488
>find a flaw

Nigga, I'm struggling to figure out if any of this went right at all.

2/10 because the "food" made it onto a plate.

I'd eat it

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>>8963488

Flaw found: It is not the OP from the other thread on breakfast right now.

>>8963536

>>8963904
It's an evening meal lad. Not comparable

>>8963488
Ugh, I remember being fed this often growing up.

Worst part is I'd still both devour it and enjoy doing it.

>>8963493
lol, steak fries
murrrrica

>>8963944
>ugh I can't believe I experienced something I enjoyed as a kid how TRITE

>>8963488

Britbong who lived in the states here. Literally all British food is absolute dogshit tier. Everything, from restaurants to the supermarket is fucking tasteless. Even seasoned it stays tasteless.

The only things British food does alright is cuts of bacon and sausages, and even then Irish ones are better.

Fuck I hate chips.

I miss actual bastardised Mexican food.

>no buttered white bread to make a fish finger sandwich

YGSIU OP

>>8963488
Brown, brown, brown, and brown. Get some veggies in that mofo

>>8963488
The beans aren't mixed with cheese.
There's no ketchup on the chips.
The fish fingers aren't crispy enough.
Only 1 egg.
No visible salt and pepper.

6/10

>>8963975
>miss even shit tier tex-mex.

I feel for you, bro. When I was stationed in Germany the one thing that drove me fucking batshit was not being able to get Mexican food or a decent Pizza. It was just a periodic craving because I liked German sausages and other dishes. And don't even get me started on Korean versions of american food. Even on base at the snack bar, the fucking gooks that were cooking used ketchup as the sauce, I kid you not. I was over there for 2 years and was dying even for goddamn shit tier US pizza from a chain.

>>8963488
>Only one egg

>>8963488
No spoon to eat beans
/thread

>>8963488
Oh, but there is a flaw OP.

Nothing to dip the fries or fish sticks in, besides the egg yolk and there's only 1 egg so it won't last.

All sides, no mains

>>8964198
You're a fucked up human being if you add ketchup to a plate with beans on it, even acknowledging the paltry amount of beans in the OP you're not to be adding ketchup till every trace of them is gone from the plate.

>>8964645
you mop up the sauce with your chips lad

>>8964645
>/thread yourself

wew lad, last time when I checked it was spring

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>>8963488
Fucking delicious lad, just needs a bit of 'chup on the side

>all the salty americans in this thread getting rustled
My sides

>>8967183
>he doesn't /thread himself

Low confidence beta detected

>>8966069
Baked beans don't taste like ketchup. Your logic is flawed.

>>8963493
>The city of United States

Beans good. The rest is fried garbage.

>>8963537
No, he doesn't. You noodle armed choir boy.

>>8963886
Theyre right up your alley then.

>>8963975
Fuck off you lying yank twat. Go and inject some hfcs directly into your atrophied dick, not that you could get any use out of it anyway what with it being a dried out husk from childhood mutilation.

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>>8967784

>>8967198
Burgerblobs are unimaginably autistic. They sperg the fuck out the second they see something they aren't used to.

>>8967198
>>8967919
>countless "American '''''cuisine'''''" threads
>gets ass ravages when Americans call out Britain for its shitty food

>>8967829
[TRIGGERED]
Still mad about the whole "independence" thing, yeah?

>>8967829
Not OP but another Britbong who lives in the US here. He's right and you know it, British food is shit-tier

>>8963488
Replace those shitty fish fingers with some nice sausages, add another egg and some more beans to fix the disproportionate amount of chips, couple of rounds of bread and butter and you have a nice meal.

Plus it needs salt and pepper on the egg, pepper on the beans and salt on the chips.

>>8968259
>British food is shit-tier
American food is clam chowder, fried chicken, Mexican food and Italian food.

Remember next time someone starts talking shit about British food.

Nope, Americans didn't invent barbecue.

>>8968260
this guy knows what's up

>>8968304
>fried chicken
Thats British.

>>8968304
>Americans didn't invent barbecue

Like the rest of our cuisine, we just perfected it.

BTFO
T
F
O

>>8968320

Scottish.

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>>8968320
>Thats British.
Then American food is just clam chowder. No thank you.

>>8968322
BTFO

>hey want to get something to eat?
>yeah, what do you want?
>maybe some eyetalian or mexican food
>sounds good brah, american food is the greatest
:^)

>>8968304
As opposed to tinned beans (canning invented by the French, Heinz invented by an American), back bacon (invented in neolithic times), chips (invented by the belgic), fish fingers (commercialized by Americans and brought back across the atlantic)?

Oh but let me guess, you invented America so all american inventions are yours by default?

>angloshits

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>>8968345
>Heinz invented by an American

>>8963879
>"fish" product

it's breaded fish you spacktard.

>>8968242
Your penis was mutilated as a baby, you will never know true sexual fulfilment.

Your shitposts pale in comparison, you are half a man.

>>8968259
Why would you do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>8968324
So British. Why are shart in marts so monumentally stupid?

Looks tasty mate, but those chips don't look like they've got salt and vinegar, fix pls

>>8968345
The absolute state of the clappyfat who made this post. You can feel the angry 14 year old seething behind the keyboard.

>>8968324
>Scottish.
Which nation founded the UK and who was their first King?

>>8968374

Scotland is absolutely nothing like England. At all.

>>8968385
When your country is less than 250 years old, you don't have much culture.

They embraced their immigrants culture as their own.

In all fairness, a lot of food in America looks delicious, but unhealthy. I don't like the look of Mexican food, though.

Eating fried chicken and sloppy joes all the time would be boring. That's why they need their mexican/bbq culture.

>>8968389

Viking, Irish or Germanic?

Didn't the Danes completely conquer England, Wales and Scotland except for the Kingdom of Wessex? Hmm... Cnut The Great probably, seeing as England wasn't even unified until 1000 something. 1012?

>>8968398
See
>>8968402

LOL DANED.

Leave this thread Sven Ironcock.

>>8968402
None of those founded the UK and none were the first British King, fuck you are dumb.

>>8968407
1776
>let's call mexican/italian food our own, and eat bbq 365 days per year and pretend like it's our food and nobody else knows about it
>oh and we will eat turkey with mayo like it's totally unique
>also let's make scones but call them biscuits, and let's cover it in gravy, but let's make the gravy white instead of brown and make it nothing like gravy
America 1 - 0 World

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>>8963488

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>>8968413

Seems England was nothing more than leverage a Scandinavian Royal Family used to cuck the Vatican into obsolescence, they DID send proper duty/tithings.

Does the FACT your ancestors were borked and Flæskesteg'd so hard it runs through your veins, and has roots in your DNA?

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>>8968356
Why are Bongs so obsessed with penises?

>>8968447
>Why are Bongs so obsessed with penises?
Ask this American why he's obsessed with them.
>>8968407
>Sven Ironcock.

>>8968423
See
>>8968440

Sure thing, Uhtred the Bold. No horned hats 4u though, your ancestors didn't wear those.

>>8968385
>has no rebuttal
>"haha u mad"

Truly epic.

>>8968390
You're so stupid. How do you function?

>>8968455

A cock is a rooster, which has spurs (gigantic talons on the back of their legs used to kill other cocks) and fights to the death ovet essentially nothing, ie: beserker type animal. Sven Ironcock was an actual person, one of many warlords who laid waste to England and its people.

>>8968465

I function at a level which illustrates I didn't inherit trauma from the CONSTANT RAPING of my ancestors by foreign people(s) and don't need to pick on othet countries and their people because of it. Thanks for the input Bjorn.

>>8968402
>>8968407
God damn you really are a stupid 14 year old. Samefagging just makes you look even worse.

>>8968467
>rooster
>beserker type animal
>Sven Ironcock was an actual person, one of many warlords who laid waste to England and its people.

So you're calling me a conquering berserker warlord? Cuck.

>>8968447
SNIP THE TIP

>>8968476

>he didn't disprove that smelly vikings ruled him country for half a millennia

Noted.

>>8968478

Whatever makes you feel better about being the descendent of rapebabies, and having the genetics in you to unironically enjoy sprinkles on toast as a meal.

>>8968475
>He unironically says in one of the six burgerblob obsession threads in the catalogue while repeating some of the most hilariously fucked history I have ever seen a blob spew forth

Laughing at your life.

>>8968483
Good god how are shart in marts this utterly stupid?

>>8968493

You're talking to more than one person you realize...

Anyway, learning time Sven.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danes_(Germanic_tribe)

>In the British Isles, Danes landed three Viking ships at the isle of Portland, Dorset in 786 AD, where they met and killed a local reeve and his men.[4][note 1] In 793 AD, a Viking raid and plunder of the monastery at Lindisfarne took place,[note 2] but no further activity in England followed until 835 AD. In that year, the Danes raided and built a permanent camp on the Isle of Sheppey in south east England and settling followed from 865, when brothers Halfdan Ragnarsson and Ivar the Boneless wintered in East Anglia. Halfdan and Ivar moved north and captured Northumbria in 867 and York as well. Danelaw – a special rule of law – was soon established in the settled areas and shaped the local cultures there for centuries. Cultural remains are still noticeable today.

>>8968499
See
>>8968516

Idk man, you should probably stop talking. I'd stop talking too if Germanic people once upon a time ruled over my ancestors, then we drove them out, only to wind up with MORE GERMANICS ruling over me (windsor line).

Tisk tisk Nigel Borkinstein.

>>8968348
>>8968385
>angloshit """"rebuttals""""

does rosbif have a button that isn't just "AMURRRRRRRRRRRICAA"?

>>8968516

Then after this was of course this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_England

So you're all part Frog too, NEAT!

>>8968516
>>8968521
>Samefagging again after being found out

God damn kid, lrn 2 4chan.

>>8968543

Lrn2History.

Please. You're making yourself look stupid. I'm referencing my own posts so that you KNOW that England isn't a "thing" and has changed ownership more times than you've been laid. Not only this, but the noble class of "England", historically anyway...has licked the anus of any warlord clean, just to maintain their wealth. So you're all mixed race cowards who don't even know your own history. SAD!!!

>>8968524
That's such a cliche attempt at deflection. Anyone can go to /int/ and find that out. You could have google translated some actual French as the bare minimum.

Christ you sharts are lazy.

>>8967753
Ketchup is an abomination unto god. Ajvar is superior

>>8968556
You actually believe you're right aswell. This is just sad.

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>>8968348
Are you really incapable of executing a simple Google search?

>>8968639
Dude, not even him so don't try your samefag bs, but you've been btfo. Just fucking move on.

>>8968626
rosbif having no button that isn't "AMURRRRRRRRIICCAAAAAAAAAA": confirmed

>thinks I browse your shithole subreddit

>>>/int/
>>>/bant/
>>>/out/

>>8968725
You're still going huh, after you got btfo you just keep digging yourself deeper and deeper. Very sad.

>>8968810
>>8968556

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>>8968804

More than one person thinks you're a retard

>>8968761
So you're just throwing that signle thing you found while pretending to be French.

You have issues son, lots of issues.

>>8968825
Good god, you're so monumentally stupid. You can't even click on the correct poyst.

You are a truly pathetic person spending many hour obsessing over a better people. I feel sorry for you, all this pent up anger is a sign of a bully victim venting.

>>8968828
rosbif continuing to spam his triggered "AMURRRRRICCAA" button while spacing thirty min between replies out of desperation for having the last word

>>>/int/
>>>/bant/
>>>/out/

>>8968840
>Pretends to be French
>Obsesses for hours about his betters

What a sad life you live.

>>8968840
omelette du fromage

hon hon hon

>>8963505
Theres no chips on that plate
>>8963516
Mozzerella sticks

>>8963522
I didn't know fish had finger, learn something knew everyday

>>8969525
I didn't know fish had sticks either.

>>8968840
Holy autism Batman.

>>8967198
>americans getting rustled
but that looks delicious

>>8963488
Grease potatos. Larded egg and white fish in oil crumb & beans.

Bong fodder.

>>8971534
>Grease potatos. Larded egg and white fish in oil crumb
t. vegan

>>8968836

More than one persm thinks you're retarded.

>>8971733
>He's still going after repeatedly getting btfo after trying to ruin a thread with shitposting

I do wonder what compels you to do this, probably not enough attention growing up.

>>8971725

t. Bong.

Starving Africans have been known to refuse Bong fodder, or try to use it as bait to capture wild dogs.

What is it with Americans and just being really shitty people? There isn't even any comedy behind it, just being awful for the sake of being awful.

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>>8971913
>What is it with Americans and just being really shitty people? There isn't even any comedy behind it, just being awful for the sake of being awful.

When you make excuses for anything one group of people does, you tend to start making excuses for the whole population. Pretty soon, there is no more "right" or "wrong."

>>8971913

Bongs are quite nice people, they don't do cosmetic dentistry and they enthusiastically eat things that the rest of the planet would not feed to animals.

You're good at soccer and modern art, your restaurants cook foreign cuisine well. You do not have native cuisine, just traditionsl stuff you boil/bake. Get over it.

>>8971946
>plebbit spacing

Suddenly your poor standard as posters makes sense.

>>8971967

Probably. I get to eat food Hough, human food.

Feels good.

>>8972014
You've finally moved up in the world.

>>8971946
>Modern art

Mate, if you're going to insult us at least do it with some balls. Fucking modern art? You sound queerer than we do!

>>8971967
You know you make an interesting point all of these:
>>8971946
>>8971905
>>8971733
>>8968761
>>8968556
>>8968532
>>8972014
used r*ddit spacing and are all shitpists by one small cocked burgerblob. It really makes you think.

>>8967753
Adding a thick tomato sauce to beans coated in a thinner tomato sauce is as indicative of a diseased mind as your flawed perception of logic.
Its a textural nightmare and I refuse to even try to envision how it would taste, I'm not about to start subjecting myself to glimpses of actual madness.

>>8963488
FUCK. BEANS ARE NOT A FUCKING BREAKFAST FOOD. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BRITS?

>>8967784
Kek.