I want you to lose 500 lbs by 9:00 am tomorrow.

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Ok

>>8793972
Ok, booking my flight to the moon.

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I will lose those pounds Dr. Now but first check out these dubs.

>>8793993
Epic get

>>8793993

>Can't even get dubs on a board as slow as /ck/

Fucking pathetic

>>8793972
Alright. I'll murder my parents and my stepfather.

Fuck, then I will be negative 185 pounds!

>kills 2 posters on /ck/

done

Op, are you really 700+ lbs?

>>8793972
I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY

>>8793972
You want me to kill my wife?

>>>/tv/

>>8794245
>>>/fit/

>>8793972
Alright, I will only eat fried rice, it's healthy because it's fried.

>>8794239
Hearty keks anon

>>8793972
read it in his voice too lolol.

>>8794233
Just have your dad take out a mortgage.

>>8794363
Did that overstuffed fuck die yet?

>>8794415
He won't die because God knows he will send Heaven plummeting and the Devil is scared he might send Hell deeper.

extreme times for extreme measures

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a2alHCNpx7A

>>8793972
> 500lb
> Lose
Okay. I'll need a lot of helium for this...