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Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

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>fancy drinks
Boy do I have a treat for you

>>8740394
This kind of shit is why I'm a vegetarian.

>>8740289
so completely retarded

>>8740400
you have a serious issue

>>8740400
really? that's an odd reason to be vegetarian.

>>8740400
vegetarians still eat fish/seafood you dumb cunt
vegans dont eat shit but grass tho

>>8740558
>vegetarians still eat fish/seafood you dumb cunt
No, that would make them pescetarian.
Vegetarians don't eat meat, but they will eat animal products such as eggs, milk, cheese, jello, etc.

>>8740558
Vegetarians dont eat animals
Vegans dont eat animals + animal products
dumbo

>>8740558
if you all think about it, everything that gets eaten was alive at some point . that's why I don't understand vegans/ vegetarians.

>>8740575
plants cant suffer

>>8740558

You're retarded

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kingassripper for ya

>>8740580
Yeah they can, I transplanted 50 tomato sprouts today and they were fucking pissed.
Looks like they all survived though.

>>8740448
>>8740451
>being retarded
All that meat is going to your brain, faggots.

>>8740612
super autist detected.

>>8740619
Where do I buy cute little 1oz baby steaks like that?

>>8740632
Dollar Tree....?

>>8740394
I don't know a lot about this but that fish is dead as fuck right? This is just leftover electrical impulses in the muscles or something like that, right? Can someone explain a little more in depth?

>>8740296

So on a good day you would skip out on the bill but give a tip?

>>8740415
im ded

>>8740632
you have to go straight to the breeders
usually they consider selling baby steaks to be wasteful, but if know the breeder, you can usually slip them a few medallions extra and make it happen

>>8740579
imagine the dump she took?

i'd love to be hiding in the shower while she was dropping that huge log

>>8740663
Japanese detected. Arm the nuke, Johnson.

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>>8740289
I hold onto a few and ask to have some made on /wsg/ on occasion

Here are a couple

>>8740648
yes

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Doh

>>8740678
>Surly dutchess of the comal

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Doh o.0

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>>8740684
She will likely make the finest of wives and an unbelievable mother

>>8740394
That guy is cute. Sauce?

>>8740702
>>>/lgbt/

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I have 365 webms and nearly 600 gifs

Ill share another couple

>>8740725
Feed me

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>>8740773

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>>8740773
O.0

>>8741084
this really doesn't benefit from being a gif

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>>8740773
Here we go again

>>8741087
anon what are you doing...

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>>8740773
^^

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>>8741089
Tahts it for now

>>8741102
my 5 year old nephew would be a huge hit at this place

>>8741105
Some folks never grow up its a western thing its weird. Folks in their 60s still living at home w/ parent's
Happening in this western culture and its overlooked by nearly all

Yeah your nephew might just be able to make a living out of something like this

>>8740580
>muh CNS bias
Your privilege is showing.
>>8740612
Literally. Meat played a key role in human brain development.

>>8741102
How the fuck do you eat shit like this

>>8740542
I smiled when he put that tiny hat on the cake.

>>8741167
>how the fuck do you eat shit like this


Ezpz.
Berry carefully.

>>8740648
No. Sadly, the detached head can still receive pain impulses via the aether.

>>8740725
>batoning

>>8741739
>newtonian detected

>>8741167
take your index finger and just swirl it around on the table.

MMMmmMM finger licking good!

but seriously, thats what i would do if i went to a place like this.

>>8740648
The "electrical impulses" are the result of self-propagating ion transfer along neurons, which otherwise maintain a constant electrical potential difference across their membranes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_potential
When you add salt you change the potential difference in a region and artificially create these signals, which lead to muscle contractions absent any actual brain activity. Compare how potassium deficiency can cause seizures and so on.

>>8740400
>i'm a vegetarian because the lifeless body of a recently killed fish spasms around in a way that can look disturbing if you naively ascribe it consciousness without understanding the first thing about what's actually going on
>I understand the world by anthropomorphizing absolutely everything because that's totally a useful heuristic
I bet you're the type to yell at and hit your computer when the internet stops working

>>8741838
That's some fresh food. I wonder what kind of systems still operate in veg when they're killed.

>>8740473
picky eaters damn stop that drama show jesus fuck

>>8741898
M&S have some pretty top notch produce really.
Maybe a bit overpriced

>>8740720
>here's your cancer in a glass, sir

>>8741102
Where is the food?

>>8741948
That is the food, you eat with your eyes for that kind of dish.

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bon appetite

>>8741091
that much waste on the potato wtf

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>>8742556

>>8741960
Why does this retard even bother?

>>8741960
Howtobasic is the most unfunny crap imaginable. It's like watching Adam Sandler star in Seinfeld while ISIS blowtorches your balls off.

>>8741960
how did this shit even get popular? its not funny at all

>>8742556
Kay is what happens when the inept are not harshly enough discouraged

>>8740289

I have questions.....

>>8742610
normies have a shit sense of humor, what else is new

>>8741960
XD so random! Haha! the chicken is in the bathroom! haha that's not how you cook a chicken at all hahaha!

>>8740579

how is she not dead, this chick eats like 100 of everything.

>>8741960
i bet this guy makes the most amazing autistic noises while he does this and then edits them out
Does anyone else think this

>>8742681
You people are deluded about autists and their cooking habits.
I can outdo anything you can cook with little to no effort and I do so as often as I can afford it.
You guys are the ones googling how to cook steak and referring to your Betty crocker cookbooks every step.

>>8742703
did they teach you all that at in the special ed classes?

you go buddy, get 'r done your own spergy way

>>8742708
>literally watching videos about how to cook
>attacks an entire group with a birth given social disorder
>autists can't cook and make funny noises when they do
>continues watching videos about how to cook

>>8740289
F U C K I N G W A N K E R Y

You're an absolute faggot, op. There's nothing interesting about smearing a retarded ugly design directly on a table.

>>8742753
I guess you're not one of those smart autists, huh?

oh well at least you can cook ;)

>>8741865
>thinking animals experience pain is "anthropomorphizing" them

Even though that fish probably wasn't even alive and was just twitching out leftover nerve impulses, you should still kill yourself.

>>8741865
>I bet you're the type to yell at and hit your computer when the internet stops working

There are people that don't do this?

>>8741960
I hope he caught salmonella after making that stupid video

>>8740663
>>8742648
she has some disease that prevents her from entirely digesting the food she eats, all of that immediately ran through her

>>8742827

poor girl....

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>>8741793
>>>/out/

>>8740684
>How does she get out?

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>>8742764

>>8740325
i'm really not a fan of this burnt meat/spice

>>8743076
>burnt
Wew. He literally cuts it open and reveals it to the camera.

>>8743076
it's called American BBQ. don't knock it till ya try it .

>>8743088
i can see that the inside is not burnt but are you supposed to just scrape it off once it's on your plate?
>>8743090
i try to minimise my chances of cancer

>>8743076
>I'm really not a fan of something that tastes like literal angels ejaculating in my mouth

What are you, a faggot?

>>8743095
Nah you eat it, it actually tastes quite good. It's not burnt, it's smoked. Just a different method of cooking than you're used to.

>>8743095
it's called 'bark' . look it up, it's supposed to be part of the flavor. while you're at it look up bbq smoke rings

>>8741838
bruh wtf

>>8743106
>>8743108
I see, I'm used to smoked eel but it was never this dark

>>8743106
it's the spices that are burnt. if meat is smoked properly it should have a smoke ring in the meat from were it is slightly reddish.

>>8743129
this isn't fish, lol. it's more ribs, briscut, ect...

>>8740725
>One Ice water, my good man!
>That will be 500 dollars plus tip!

>>8740725
share more

>>8743129
Eel probably doesn't smoke for nearly as long. Smoked eel is fucking delicious though.

>>8742556
>That looks like shitty fried rice
>Read the file name

>>8740579

Looks like that took quite a while... Not so impressive without a scale of time. Would not bang

>>8741838
>stirs itself for even cooking
Very nice!

Post some more Streetfood, SVP

>>8740725

Big ass waste of time. Also nothing better than to have a giant ice cube that's been in an asian man's hands for the past 5 minutes

>>8742556

Sauce?

>>8743298
also, I don't get it to begin with. it takes up almost the whole glass so you can barley get anything in it.

>>8740729
Delet this

>>8740580
Animals can't necessarily suffer either, and those that can aren't necessarily made to when they're killed.

>>8741960
Man, the very first video I saw of this guy was one where he dissects a watermelon years ago. I even had a giggle. Couldn't watch any other of his videos though.

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>>8740698
>shrimp and black olive on pizza

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>>8743372

>>8742753
>attacks an entire group with a birth given social disorder
Autism is caused by vaccines.

>>8743377
shrimps are the bugs of the sea.

>>8742635
>discouragement will fix ineptness so long as it's harsh enough
She's probably had a lot of people like you to listen to in her life.

>>8743384

This is disgusting.. I want it

>>8743384
I am actually wondering why the person in the web isn't black.

>>8742788
>Even though that fish probably wasn't even alive and was just twitching out leftover nerve impulses,

>Probably

It was missing its fucking head. Look. Everything that lives, dies. Higher predators will eat anything lower on the food chain. Now, we can stick our heads in the sand on some moral high ground we've imagined for ourselves, or we can feed our bodies whatever we like to eat, that we are able to obtain, like any other organism in the world.

Your refusal to consume an animal does not spare it pain. It will still either die in the wild, if it isn't domesticated, or it will suffer the ravages of time. Life begets death, and death is never pretty. Life is entropy, and the sooner you get over that, the sooner you can start making the most of what time you have before you rot.

>>8743404
kek m8 ahaha

>>8740720
what even is that?

>>8743439
all it really is is a drink that has been smoked. waste of money though.

>>8743439
theatre and a drink. Pretty much what any mixology is.

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lel

>>8743453
how much does a drink like that cost with all the fancy shit?

>>8743508
I myself don't know because I'm not stupid enough to try it.

I like how literally every /ck/ webm thread consists of the same webms.

>>8743520
DLETE

>>8743520
antojitos were a mistake
Am glad the fad of consuming them is over

>>8743508
It depends a lot on where you're at. Chicago costs less than LA. For a little bar theater in Melbourne, where the mixologist made a huge production of a specialty martini and went into a little history on the liquor, we paid 22 AUD a drink, and tipped well. Party of 7. The guy who decided to buy the first round so he could duck out early made a poor choice of which bar to start at. But he placed the order, so apparently he was cool with it.

>>8743527
it's because anons don't help out with cycling in new ones. they're being jews and not posting what they have.

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haha

>>8740663
You wouldn't have a log after eating that much grease

>>8743520
is he pouring juice over the chips?

>>8743172
Cu/ck/$ville isn't a place to share any of the best webms as this place has no audio and more restricted size files.

/WSG/ is better for webms honestly by far even /gif/ is superior

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anons, cycle in some new webm's

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>>8743580
just for you

>>8740510
Show always made me so damn hungry...

>>8743755
is it a Russian show?

>>8743640
sauce?

>>8743640

That's the nastiest thing I've ever seen, and I'm quite partial to big titted women with NASCAR trailer park trash written all over them.

>>8743723
I've seen this webm before, what's the source?

>>8743781
>and I'm quite partial to big titted woman with Nascar trailer park trash written all over them.

what do you mean by this?

>>8743764
It's the Hannibal TV show.

Lots of food porn involving what are supposed to be human body parts. That dish in the webm is supposed to be human thigh.

>>8743850
i swear to god this fucking retarded trend of making shit too big to fit into your mouth is going to make me kill someone

>>8743862
it still looks good minus the fries

>>8743902 dude what. for being made in italy it seems to be using stuff you could buy in a chinese store, it's revolting

minus the porchetta, but its still not the best porchetta, im from ariccia i know that shit

>>8743910
still, looks really good. I don't care where it comes from or who makes it. fries are bit of overkill, tho.

>>8743384
za'

>>8743931
they are. there are probably going to be too many flavours crammed in there. and you'd have to cut it like a salami to eat it

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I know the person is cutting toward themselfs but doing it professionally.

>>8740298
>>8740289
these aren't serious are they
It all feels like parody shit
No one's actually this wasteful/fucking retarded right

>>8740289
>>8740296
>go to restaurant
>servers start piling food on top of the fucking table
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>8743850
I was about to call you a pussy for not being able to fit this in your mouth then I got to the part where they put the fucking mashed cheesy french fries in.

put this shit in the fucking Tasty thread

>>8741091
>ditching the skin
>>8740725
literal what

Can't tell the difference between the webm thread and the fucking trigger thread

>>8744031
the one with people spreading food on the table is real. they use a special table cloth for the food. I myself think the practice of that wannabe fancy shit is stupid, though.

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>>8744076
I miss these double downs. never had the hotdogs one tho.

>>8744146
looks like maggots desu senpai

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eat it!

>>8740289
>human_transmutation.webm

>>8744111
>they use a special table cloth
most pretentious garbage, I can imagine the fucking Discovery channel top 10's interviewing the chucklefucks who fall for this shit
>It's a more visceral experience, really hands on, you don't really get this anywhere else

>>8744175
I hate how that kind of shit is a reality. the le fancy shit all together. people pay a lot of money for little small sad plates of food.

>>8740725
If only ice came in a liquid form that could be used to fit any size and shape mood to avoid all this work. If only.

>>8744196
>pay a lot of money for little small sad plates of food.
And if these fucking webms are to be believed
They don't even get the luxury of plates anymore

>>8744219
this is pretty awkward without sound

>>8743520
What sauces is he using?

>>8744245
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8741898
Is that file name a doom reference? Because if so we are now friends

>>8744249
no clue

>>8744249
Do you really need to ask?
Just go to the nearest mexican grocers and fill your cart like noah filled his ark
1 of everything and put it all in the same boat

>>8744295
this is so true.

>>8744322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKu3PcgYrU

>>8744322
is that a barf cube ?

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>>8744373

>>8744384
>>8744373
fucking stop
do they not know when it's too much

>>8744373
>Street cart vendors are illegal in my town
>Used to be one Mexican dude who worked near a kids park
>Sold that, chichirones , and mango on a stick that blossomed out

God damn those were the best mangos, grew up so I stopped heading over; might stop by to see if he's still selling.

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pizza anyone

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>>8744401
part 2

>>8744373
I love these because they just keep going and going. I keep thinking it can't get more absurd, then 11 sauces, corn, and chips come into the mix.

>>8744413
>tomato paste directly on the forehead

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>>8744413
part 3

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wanna make some burgers

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>>8744452
part 2

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>>8744456
part 3

>>8740725
See, I see this and while I can acknowledge that this is kinda cool in the idea of the effort put into something as simple as an ice cube, I don't see why you would do this. You can spend a few bucks getting several molds made and pop those fuckers out like nobody's business. Then I'll get my drink sooner, it won't be covered in this guys' sweat and dead skin cells, he won't be annoyed spending an hour carving fucking ice, you won't have to pay him to sit and carve ice for an hour, how is it not a better option?

>>8744480
or buy a bag of ice for $1

>>8742681

he doesn't edit them out.

>>8744480
i think its the idea of something handcrafted and performance. im sure it isnt cheap, you might as well get an experience out of it.

>>8744373
>and then she walks over to a fucking huge slop pot
Taco Town ain't got nothin on this

>>8744526
fuck that. I wouldn't pay for le fancy ice.... it's just ice.

>>8741091
Also don't understand the French cuts. Again, I get the precision can be impressive, but fuck the time, effort, and waste for the same result.

>>8744526
I know, and that's really cool in handmade italian shoes, or even a full dish, but this is fucking ice, it's not even the main point of what he's making (a drink), it's just there to keep it cool and maybe provide some water to a strong drink.

>>8743404
Black people know better.

>>8740325
I want to eat all of this in one sitting.

Where can I eat all of this in one sitting?

>>8743925
All of these are pretty cool. I'd only seen the spaghetti one before

>>8744541
>same result as out of a machine
naw the difference is I won't gag knowing my fucking ice cubes were molested by an old man before I started drinking

>>8744480

it's a good thing. wealthy people can afford to pay a person to make a living carving ice for whiskey. which lends elegance to life. it's a good thing that there are people who can afford to have nice things. if we give in to the temptation to always rush to the person willing to do a worse job for a lower price, where will we end up? in a pigsty. living in sordid filth.

i think that 'hard solid ice' like that from a big block has qualities that make it that last 10% better for whiskey. doesn't melt as fast. notice how it's pure and clear without imperfections, and shaves off very evenly when cut. the block itself probably cost 20 bucks.

>>8744589
>i think that 'hard solid ice' like that from a big block has qualities that make it that last 10% better for whiskey. doesn't melt as fast. notice how it's pure and clear without imperfections, and shaves off very evenly when cut. the block itself probably cost 20 bucks.
>I think that
exactly
It's what you think
literally most of your defence for that charlatan horseshit is placebo
>doesn't melt as fast.
Of course a big chunk of ice doesn't melt as fast
heat flux is better for shaved ice because of maximized surface area and a big stupid chunk of ice is inefficient/doesn't do its job

>notice how it's pure and clear without imperfections, and shaves off very evenly when cut.
That's probably has as much to do with the Ice temperature as it does the knife's sharpness

A sharp knife is fucking incredible in it's ability to cut through alot of shit, and typically anything that's cold enough that's crystalline will be more brittle the colder shit is

>>8744551
well its not like the guy can distill the liquor or blow the glass in front of you.

>>8744630

justify your reaction to the luxuries that some people can afford all you want. the fuck do i care. the fuck does anyone care? that dapper gook is probably carving an ice block for some stock broker as we speak, and he'll do it for 25 more years until he dies. and he owns a nice house and his kids go to a good college. so between you, me, the ice gook, and the rich guy drinking whiskey, you're the only asshole around.

>>8740510
At the end, what kind of vegetables do they plate the meat with?

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>>8744647
>justify your reaction to the luxuries that some people can afford all you want.
No I was addressing your bullshit about how a handcarved solid piece of ice somehow magically makes the last sip of whiskey better because it waters that last bit down???
What the fuck kind of reasoning is that?
Why not just uniformly cool/water down the entire whiskey? you know, with shaved ice.

There's a blatant difference between luxury and wastefulness.

Don't try to dodge the fact that you pulled bullshit out of your ass to defend a solid scam

I may be an asshole, but at least I'm not a fucking sucker for like most goyim

>>8744668
The little white orbs that look like eyes look to me like they're stuffed baby onions
Grilled babby onions are surprisingly sweet; I think typically anything that looks that yellow must be an equally small bell pepper or something

>>8740725
if anything its good for entertaining a crowd

>>8744173
lel

>>8744669

it'd taste better if ritzed up arab sex slave brought it to me on a pillow, too. and it'd be more expensive.

i don't think you have a clue about what makes things worth the money people pay for it. you're the guy at wal-mart explain how storebrand soda is the same shit as name brand soda to random people.

the fuck you know about suckers? you've never taken anyone in your life.

>>8744681
Thanks, the perspective they used made it look strange

>>8744707
>i don't think you have a clue about what makes things worth the money people pay for it
I get why bering sea caviar is expensive
I get why Veal is expensive
I get why aged liquor and wine is expensive
I get why traditional 3-star cooking is expensive (demand+mastery)
I don't get specifically why letting an old man shave my ice for me enhances the value
You go from wine (my points) to fucking snake venom (your points)
Don't delude yourself/buy into the meme that just because these con-artists do superfluous horseshit, it makes it magically better
They fucking served a bunch of halfwits like you sinkwater and sandra lee's out-of-a-can on P&T's Bullshit

The common point being they justified the price points by bullshitting everything
>water from the springs of [nonexistent italian town here]
just like
>The solid ice has "properties" that make your last 10% of whiskey better

>>8744589
>lends elegance to life
>pigsty. living in sordid filth
You're a decent troll I'll give you that, implying the industrial revolution wasn't great is a stretch, but you had me mad for a second there.

>>8744723

don't worry, pal. you don't need to get it. nobody is counting on you 'getting it'.

>>8744727

>implying the industrial revolution wasn't great is a stretch

it wasn't. and neither was modern medicine or technology. it's misguided.

>>8744644
See
>>8740720
You want to spend time/make a show of something, go right ahead, just make sure it's actually worth it.

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>>8744730
Fine Hotshot
Be more specific
what are the properties of a solid log of ice that make it better for the last bit of whiskey

And try making it sound like it's not just
>at that point it's watered down and I think watered down whiskey is better because it [convoluted way of illustrating that watered down whiskey is, in fact smoother because it's watered down and thus less concentrated]

You pretentious cunt

>>8744730
You realize you're discussing this on the internet, if you really believe all this shit is misguided to live in PA with the Amish, or maybe find some Quakers. I'm officially out, you can beat a pigeon in chess all you like, it'll still shit on the board and act like it won.

>>8744744

>think that humanity could have focused it's energies in a better direction and resulted in a better world.

>"better turn off your computer bub!"

i guess that probably makes sense to you in some way.

>>8744742

there's lots of different kinds of ice. they have different properties. 'ice is ice is ice' makes sense for a cooler of beers in the back of your truck. if you can afford the finer things in life, ice is not just 'ice'.

and it doesn't even need to have anything to fucking do with it's literal, physical properties. i know that this is a concept beyond your comprehension. but there are qualities worth paying for that are not inherent in matter itself. i know, crazy talk to you. to the people who run things and rule the world, not so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrYFizgkpHA

reality check, you arrogant little fool: people aren't explaining everything to you. they don't need to. but if you were an intelligent individual, you wouldn't have needed to be told that no two things are the exact same.

bah, subtlety is wasted on you.

>>8744761
>it's just shapes
>the shape imparts flavor
the Only thing for certain that spherical ice imparts is the least possible surfacearea/mass'
>subtlety is wasted on you.
That;s just bullshitspeak for nothing
>and it doesn't even need to have anything to fucking do with it's literal, physical properties. i know that this is a concept beyond your comprehension
The physical and chemical properties of water are well fucking defined
It's entitled and uninformed little shits who call themselves professional critics who believe in every placebo they see that causes this proliferation of cringeworthy, facepalmy, bullshit

Your fucking video is literally
>a likely designer company knows shapes are visually pleasing
Doesn't have anything to do with fucking flavor though

Also you could just save all that money on those pointless machines by using traditional crystal synthesis/tempering
>slow crystallization (big vat of water)
>ton o molds (for rough shape)
>Polish imperfections
>save on a bunch of pointless rube-goldberg machines

It just seems like you enjoy old man sweat as a seasoning for your firewater

>>8744779

you get a lot of pussy with your slick debating skills? i bet you make em wet when you talk about how the physical and chemical properties of water prove that upper-class bars are actually lame and dumb.

i love these smart little shits who think they know something because they can run their mouth.

whats the worst is that you have the gall to talk about science while using your brain to see less differences between things, instead of achieving sharper definition, and the cherry on top is that you actually think you're smarter than people who spend more on a drink than you spend on rent.

>"could it be that there are things out there that i haven't explored, people that know things that i don't?

no, the pretty people must just be stupid. that's why i'm not rich. just too smart to be!

>>8741091
someone went to Leith's school of let's waste every fucking tasty bit of that potato

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>>8744464
What the actual fuck is this bullshit?

>>8744821
what's wrong with this?

>>8743901
>filename
get fucked

why did yall go crazy about the ice shit? get back to webm's geez

>>8744384
Did they order soup?

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>>8744829
Loosely packed and unseasoned. It's falling apart already, so how it would it hold up if someone actually handles it? It's going to cook too much on the outside and not enough inside. So it'll be cooked too much on the outside and not enough on the inside. Too much butter in the pan, should use about half as much and let it brown a bit before putting the meat in. After they're flipped, take some of the butter and fat and baste the patties. You buttered the buns, which is good, but you didn't toast them.

Burgers are so incredible, taking them up a notch makes them literally sinful.

>>8744835
get fucked yourself m8 I'm under no obligation to change the name of every file I save just to avoid triggering you

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>>8740325
fuggg

>>8743520
>>8744384
>>8744373
What in the actual fuck is going on in these videos. Ive seen multiple videos like these in other places. Is this really a thing, and what is it called?

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>>8744937

>>8740289
If I wanted to eat off the table like an animal I could just stay home.

>>8744946
Jesus fuck is that mexican lasagna? I don't even know what else to call it. I'm intrigued and slightly disgusted. I'd try it, but it needs more beef.

>>8744957
it , to me, looks actually really tasty. I agree, more beef.

>>8742827
she must love anal

>>8744964
you are a fucking sick animal that should be shot

>>8744957
Tostilocos au gratin

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>>8743549
did this really need to be rotoscoped?
and why are his fingernails purple?

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>>8744429
>using American cheese instead of mozzarella
Satan needs to make a tenth level to hell for this man.

>>8745080
>american cheese
It's english cheddar. You can't get american cheese here except for those processed singles.

>>8745080
Also, Kay's Good Cooking. That's a woman's fat poverty hands.

>>8744616
why did this make me laugh so much

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>>8745112

>>8743274
kek

>>8744245
this pissses me off to no end

>>8745145
why?

>>8745148
because

>>8745156
big Mac ice cream topped with nuggers

>>8743392
not fix, just dissuade her from trying

one of the dumbest green texts I've seen in a long while

>>8740394
Man that meat's gonna be tough as shit.

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>>8743377
You have no idea about the horrors of Korean pizza. There's probably some corn in there and it might be on a sweet pastry crust.

>>8740400
Seizure shit from a dead animal? jesus what kind of pussy are you?

>>8745056
A bunch of the Akatsuki have purple nail polish.
Cosplay facts!

>>8740394
FRESH
R
E
S
H

>>8740619
Is this at Lil' bits?

>>8743802
british master chef

>>8743361
Damn new Resident Evil is looking good.

>>8740289
Wow.
I can see where this could go wrong, but with some complex eticate it could be very interesting.

>>8744401
>>8744413
>>8744429
i mean, at least he made it himself, right?

>>8745037
this ends too soon, i'd like to see the honey drain

>>8745063
>His wondrous grace has become a god!
>His grace is a god!

>>8740296
Wow, you're quite the badass.

>>8740698
This reminds me of the on with two Koran girls in front of a bus nodding and jigging with straight faces. Can never find it.

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>>8746067
Fuck that is annoying! Aside from the fact the pan looks cold and more crowded than a banana boat from Cuba, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU GOTTA POKE AND FONDLE THAT GOD DAMN BIRD?????

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>>8746090
i got you

>>8744137
some places still serve the double down. They already have the ingredients to make it its just a specialty menu choice now.

The hotdog one looked fucking nasty

>>8746097
look at that fucking pan. do you see how much of the nonstick has been grinded off?

>>8746090
>>8746098
it's from a movie called Ci chu yu bi chu

>>8744894
>unseasoned
How can you tell? Also, why would you need to toast the buns?

>>8744821
judging by how wrecked that pan is, its Kay

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>>8746098
Wow I can't believe it. you are a great person.

Thanks you.

>>8746105
These girls should be in Hollywood movies. The sinister mood they set is eerie. Do you know the context?

>>8746117
No i haven't watched it yet

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>>8745303

Oh man pizza school.

The one with the chicken tenders on it is pretty good. So is the one with sweet potato one even though it's massively expensive.

dear lord someone please help this woman.

>>8746264
the only help she's ever going to get is welfare

the part that really saddens me is that she raised a child on filth that's seasoned with more nonstick coating than salt

>>8741838
fuggin china

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>>8741874
young can keep their severed genitals alive for quite some time if you just keep the water fresh

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>>8740298
this is not okay

>>8746131
WHY IS IT BLACK? I'm not even sure what I'm feeling, its a mix between disgust and curiosity.

>>8741838
now this is FRESH

>>8746218
Why did he look like a scared toddler when he flipped it? Kek

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>>8745128

>>8740558
You retarded spastic kys

>>8746567
I think it's the oil lifting all the burnt-on shit on the pan

>>8744401

watch the whole thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj7-qrH-ZY0