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redpill me

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MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST BUYING ANTS, MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON /GIF/. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS FUCKING WHALE THAT SETS UP A REALLY HUGE SELLWALL AND SOME IMBECILES START PANIC SELLING DEM ANTS.

THE ANGER MADE ME JERK MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF.

I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE.

JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN.

HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.

FUCKING WHALES, FUCK THEM ALL. LET MY ANTS RUN LOOSE YOU FAGGOTS.

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>TFW cashed out 100% of crypto
>TFW I can lay on the beach and not think about crypto until after the Aug 1 BTC fork

Any other cashed out till August masterraces here?

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How to make money in crypto?
I have 56 dollars to my name right now. I know, I won't get rich off of it but I need to desperately get my own money. I am 22 and I am not allowed to go to school or move out. I work but I'm not allowed to keep my money. What is the best way I can make money so I can save and runaway

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With a show of hands, who here is not retarded and bought cloak?

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Numeraire is gonna moon soon, reddit activity is increasing and new updates in the GitHub

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I've finished testing a HUGE code fix that implements LMDB and graphical wallet in AEON... but the one and only dev won't answer me. What do?

Do I fork the AEON blockchain and attempt a hostile 51% takeover or do I just suck it up and release a new coin/chain with better tech?

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>buying ETH at any price above $100 and "HODLing"
It is like you guys like to lose money.
My advice is sell now :)

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Should I sell my GTX 1060 and wait until the 1070 is at a normal price? Would I make a lot by selling the 1060 compared to what I payed for ($250)?

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> mfw Minereum moons

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OooooOOooOOoo I'm falling!

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Shill me your favorite undervalued coin that not yet on major exchanges. No Ark, DGB bullshits.

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