All things aside - doesn't this prove how powerful /biz/ really is?
1. A fake 4chan death rumor managed to plummet ETH price
2. It managed to get Vitalik to post proof of life
Let that sink in for a minute........ now don't act surprised when there's powerful shill groups working here 24/7.
It proves that Vitalik likes a good joke. (and might browse 4chan)
even cnn joined the b8
http://edition.cnn.com/story/182165/vitalik-buterin-ethereum-founder-dies-in-fatal-car-accident.html
>>2612345
ETH was going down way before. As were other coins. We aren't half as powerful as you might think.
Bonds edition
-- Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com
> How is it free?
"People" invest your settled funds when you're not using them, just like banks.
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.
> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, why?
Robinhood graphs are shit and only show you an average, not true real-time prices. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using tradingview.com, stockcharts.com, finviz.com, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
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Previous thread:>>2578090
Cryptoshills let us have our safe space please.
>nocoiners
>>2612378
Hows playing with your fake money working out for you kid?
>>2612378
>not reading the OP post
This is why we hate you.
Stop posting this picture of vitalik. I've just done some analysis on it and can confirm it's NOT the same person. Something fishy is going on here and we need to get to the bottom of this
>>2612276
Holy shit!
>>2612276
>>2612276
Your nose actually tilts when you get older, also he is looing more downwards in the first picture.
>>2612237
Nicely done.
I made some great gains when XRP and XEM shot through the roof in mid-May, but XRP has been treading water since then.
What's your strategy, anon?
>>2612286
buy low, sell high
>>2612237
Larping; the thread
>tfw 9-to-5 wagecuck
Is there more to life than this? I'm considering quitting my job to pursue my dreams.
yes just lend $30k worth of BTC on poloniex and you will make $20k per year. you will never have to work again.
what are your dreams?
>>2612217
it depends where you live
i live in the silicon valley so to just be able to pay rent and feed myself i'm chained to a 9 to 5
if you live in an area where you can just chill at some part time and do other things while barely scraping by, go for it
Post memes of Vitalik
>>2612195
>>2612195
>>2612304
Anyone here got any tips on how I can get outta the 9-5 rat race?
I'm 19 and make £1k a month. I already want to kill myself.
Save us all some time a just kill yourself now. It's the fastest possible escape from the grind.
work more, spend less, invest in index funds, if you live well within your means you can spend most of your life free from wagecuckery, depending on what % of your income you spend and the roi of investments.
>>2612181
Blowjobs. .003 bitcoin an hour
Buy Bancor at the bottom before you regret it. You have been warned.
ETH ICO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMRl5Qc_ILg
God I would love to piss in her asshole
Biz, I sincerely thank you for the creativity you into memes. It makes me so happy.
>>2612155
v33r youre a faggot
>>2612155
v33r is gay
sage
why ya'll dont like v33r,
Ok in all seriousness here with ETH.
I've been here a while but I just want to check. No fucking "ETH is a mess" shills please.
Should I just hold? Is there anything else I can do at this point?
margin trade a long position, as soon as possible
not kidding
I have 76 of them and I'm holding. Lowest I bought was 17 USD and highest I bought was 54.
>>2612145
lol just hold. the price of eth in 1 year will most likely be higher than the price of eth right now
Literally just sold everything I was holding, including my long holds for ETH. Have 17 BTC worth.
AMA.
kys
>>2612074
Not a question, next?
Post proof
Bittrex question.
Say I requested a bid and ask a certain amount and I log off. Does the bid and ask transactions still go through?
Pic unrelated
>>2612014
No, the internet stops working when you're not on the computer.
>>2612042
Sigh...
>>2612014
Yes
>shilling that a guy fucking died so you make some money on your short position
You are a fucking shit head if you are doing this, no meme. I don't like Ethereum, but I hope ETH sky rockets to like $1,000 and you subhumans get your life savings liquidated. Anyone that does shit like that is fucking garbage.
>>2612006
Same boat, different trip, op
There really is no honor among thieves
>>2612006
I see he's catching on.
I'm winning
Anyone who believed it is just as subhuman.
Vitalik's father just arrived at the scene. According to a police statement, at approximately 6am a Fiat Panda swerved into an Uber on Dao Ave in little Shanghai causing a fatal collision with an adjacent motorcyclist. The driver as well as Vitalik Buterin and two others have all been rushed to the ER. The department would like to express it's sorrow and hope for the victims and their families in this time of tragic loss.
>Fiat Panda
>>2612005
lol really your still trying
>>2612005
OP, you're a lying fucking faggot!
Vitalik wouldn't be driving a Fiat because it doesn't have enough horsepower to carry all those heavy bags!
dont have time to find relevant memes, buy DOGE now for a quick 10-15%
wow
>>2611987
Have 10k doge for such a random occasion
Was at 143 last i checked, when's a good time to hop off like 160-165?
>>2612092
Short term it will hit about 120. If you buy now thats a 10-15% gain in 10 hours.