Is this the new hot shit on the block?
>>3125053
etherdelta has proven to be the hotter shit
>>3125053
Ew.
UA scums must not prosper
Just lost 3 BTC on a dice game.
What's the easiest way to kill myself?
>>3124978
double or nothing
throw down six
odds you you will win
>>3124978
swallow some cleaning products
>>3124993
that will just make you violently ill, it wont actually kill you
the real answer is shotgun to the head
> missed BTC
> missed ETH
> missed BCC
What will be the next coin that I miss?
bitbeans
>>3124903
monaco und dcorp
>>3124903
blockcat
seriously. 6 mil market cap, and an awesome concept.
Shill 3 of your bags
Renos, Emeralds, Verge
0x, Ark, OMG
>>3124793
Neo, Omg, SNT
>>3124793
no need to
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TCdf8Sic-IaKTCMiar7Iu4il9MOR7U2lh_QmgNMYJYQ/htmlview?sle=true#
did anyone grab a copy of this sheet before it went private?
Lel, I did. You know what to do
0xc9dd54f9f432f05c8d001e03cf1cc6ef07e2b2e2
>>3124127
suck my cunt faggot
>>3124127
Everytime
>mfw biz is literally the jew now
you did it. you won crypto
lol
it's at like 12k right now
>>3123803
what do u know that we dont know? how high is 0x going?
>ask girl i work with out
>she says she only dates guys who make more than her
>she seriously thinks my salary is my only source of income
whats her problem?
"According to the wage gap, you statistically make .75 of what I do."
>>3123640
Women are entitled shitters. Even my girlfriend is entitled to some extent.
Vote all female politicians out of office.
E aà publica a foto dessa vagabunda com o Vin Diesel.
Luke Jr is suggesting changing the entire PoW of Bitcoin.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/6ujhlb/core_what_will_you_do_if_90_hashpower_leaves/dltbx20/
Bcore is officially shitcoin status.
It's afraid.
>>3123451
>he knows
>>3123451
Jesus Christ the delusion in that comment chain. It's honestly laughable, the way the Core dev is so condescending to the guy asking him questions.
Is this how we all make it? I can't believe it.
>>3123403
I want to find the anons that shilled this and kiss them all on the fucking mouth, full homo
>tfw only 2.5k
should've bought more but etherdelta scares me
how much were etherdelta prices?
>2025
>go to the coffee shop
>order a $2 capuccino
>say I'll pay in btc
>everyone laughs
>waiter is giggling and says "sure sir"
>my 2$ capuccino is now a 4$ capuccino because fees
>stare at the waiter for 10min untill my transaction is completed
>everyone is looking at me and laughing
>go to the neighbourhood market
>grab a pack of mentos
>say I'll pay in btc
>girl in the cashier bursts in laughter for a second
>she recomposes herself
>"sorry for that, sure mister."
>can't pay what a mentos is actually worth because bitcoin is 10 million dollars now and my mentos is out of the decimal scale
>my mentos is now five times more expensive because of that
>fees
>my mentos is now twenty times the original price
>10 minutes of awkward staring while my transaction is beeing completed
>"thank you sir, heh, have a good evening"
>go home
>look at the mirror
>"why the fuck didn't I buy iota"
>>3123364
>2025
>go to coffee shop
>"can i pay in USD?"
>"In what? We only accept OMG. Just like everyone else"
i bought a game on steam and it was instant
>have bitpay card
>Low fees, instant sell at spot gdax price without getting Jewed
>Swipe card for coffee
>qt cashier says that's a cool looking card
>Transaction clears before she finishes
>Get her number
I came here a week ago to say that I was going to program my own exchange. I got mostly negative responses, but I have figured it out mostly. I wrote the code for the account system.
As for security, I know how the firewalls and load balancing works. The database VPSes have firewalls against all IPs except private internal IPs that allow it to connect only with the reverse proxy in the front. DDOS is not much of a problem. I can use Cloudflare.
My problem is how the fuck do I integrate the cryptos into my site? Like am I supposed to maintain a BTC ledger with the full 122 GB on my server? Also, how do I store coins offline with a paper wallet? What if people withdraw?
Fuck off.
>>3123320
I dont know anything about this
>>3123335
kys nocoder
LISTED ON POLONIEX - NOT A DRILL!!!
https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_zrx
https://poloniex.com/exchange#eth_zrx
TARGET SET TO ALPHA CENTAURI
BTC DEPOSIT TO LIQUI IS TAKING GODDAMN FOREVER WHAT THE FUCK
>>3123173
kindly i bought in yesterday sir
i am ready for reaching moon!
>>3123173
I'm waiting on my BTC from Bittrex, I'm not going to make it am I?
Guys im a depressed 29 yr old male who has accomplished fuckall in his life so far. i need some advice on where i can invest say 2000$ that would give me a decent return of money so i can stop thinking about fucking killing myself everyday and have some sort of income and accomplishment. You will literally be saving my life. Ill take any advice you can offer. Thanks a lot.
Investing into crypto will make you want to kill yourself more. If you're going to invest $2000 then make sure you're completely okay with losing all of it.
BNB should be a safe bet to invest before 24th,
and 0x might also be a good investment.
neo. now
>>3123016
Everyone's just going to shill whatever crypto bags they're holding, anon. You won't really have a way of telling good from bad advice unless you do your own research.
I'm finding it challenging to keep a level head. I've been taking a value approach (long term holding undervalued assets for the plebs). But I see constant fomo. I see posts EVERYWHERE claiming someone doubled their holdings playing the waves, margin-trading, swing trading, etc. What the fuck? I've been fucking around with a small portion of my portfolio and I have gotten burnt just about every fucking time. Are they lying? Are they Wall Street cucks? I'm making good money value investing but I think I can be making more. Tell me it's a bad idea anons! I think the picture is very appropriate.
>>3122579
idk have you tried it? i'm a total scrub and i just made a 15% trade in a few hours, only like $20 profit but still. just have to read the market
>>3122579
are you talking about stocks or crypto?
gambling in either is dumb, do index funds for stocks and for crypto get into ico's with good projects.
>>3122579
Trading is a zero sum game. Ive been holding bitcoin since last year, and I plan on holding till 10 years from now. Funds in offline. Also been holding AMD since $2.00
>>3122430
inside job
Wolf of wall street
Margin call
The big short
Boiler room
OP Is a FAGGOT
Rogue traders
Wall street
>>3122430
For A Fist Full of Dollars