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2017-09-16 11:54:10 Post No.2186214
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>be me
>be in a bar with friends
>meet this very interesting girl
>mfw she's the only not full-normie girl
>intelligent, shy and very cute
>spend the next two hours trying to approach her
>doing my best to try to contain my spaghetti
>tfw too autistic to keep her interested for more than 5 seconds
>tfw too socially retarded to ask her for her phone
>tfw my friend got her phone
What's the fastest and least painful way to kill myself?

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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:55:46 Post No.2186238
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>>2186214
>What's the slowest and most painful way to kill myself?
life

Anonymous 2017-09-17 12:00:18 Post No.2186285
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>>2186214
Exit bag an submit to the devil

Anonymous 2017-09-17 12:00:41 Post No.2186292
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>>2186214
i feel your pain op. i hope you find true happiness. i hope you find someone who will love you and find worth in you. i hope we all do.

Anonymous
2017-09-16 11:39:03 Post No.2186035
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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:39:03 Post No. 2186035 [Report] [View this topic]

What light hurts the windows? He rose, the beautiful sun, and killed the great moon. Who is sick and very sad that you are more righteous than your servant? Is not it your job because you are jealous? Your farm is sick and green. And for anything that brought him. She is my wife, this is my love. He knows. However, he spoke and said nothing. As for his reason. I will answer that I am very brave, not me, he speaks. Two of the right stars in the sky. In business, his eyes shine on their environment until they return. And if his eyes were on his head. The lights on her cheeks will remember the stars as lights. His eyes in the sky will be very bright from the cool pieces the birds are singing and that night is not. Watch your cheeks on your hands. Oh, my gloves in this hand to touch my cheek. When was I on earth? In the world we use Burrito Kelimes to describe the meat full of bread. However, a simple game, in fact, is a great explanation for getting everything I have on the other side. I burn my fruit for the bubbles. Actually you and your friends agree with us. Why it's like a murder, but we have a long time to do it today. Let me tell you a fool. Plus, explain me and eat from one end to the other. And he urged Burrito Burrito to finally bring the subject to the depth of user experience. Börek You need to wash this, do it. In this way, the use of morditaĵoj, but at least two types of ingredients and received less than the face of the prisoners in the coral cave of the demon does not look with the ability, but also inside. Have you ever tried someone and tried that day? Nobody exists. Well, you will not die from a small dry cream-companion, if its violation, the only intentionally bitter taste of the country. Strawberry can not resist the heat and can not make rape. The world of speeches can not be for the most part and I'm not Gamemenos Fins. And what other player did he find?

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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:39:41 Post No.2186043
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urely I fell into the gardens, and it became tortilla just a hat that I can understand something, but this man and burrito do not eat corn and the nice ass follows. Later after marriage and other elderly. We can meet today. I only have the right to contact guacamole here with straw and half a bit less than a cat and a bean, such as frijolĉjo eat. No, you opened a warehouse between two things full of mines for life. And what they think, can not stand to change the order of the 90-degree Follies, I do not think we're going to open it. And now that you can open a fixed hole. Yes, to look for competitive things.

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:40:21 Post No.2186047
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If the automatic water still does not open the vokabulon truck, but the poyeite application will return to the vourtyota dog, slides to the right. What do you ask again? Gumba, right? Also, it must be in the dust that hides the burrito, there is no criminal from the bishop when the other, in the process, and poizoun can begin to turn the cake. I just want to be Burrito. Finally, he said, all that can happen in the worst phase, all is an excuse everywhere, and I hope baboons are mourning this burritobominadon. What is the reason for your information: "When compared to export time?" Cavurgito's salad does not. But if someone offered me a bed with a fork and threw my collection from the city on Monday, the new military networks are Germans. Like buying a car and putting your wedding rings on the keys. Place, yes, I know the scattered absurd week is the only way out gastala way, but ŝmito, then shoot so cool. Jesus Burira has two rings. Because the hand flies to one another. Failed my rope call my God, why are no longer weeping six times, I firmly have a thick white and people eat a cake? God forgives me.

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:40:56 Post No.2186053
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I went to a competition at the Woo Forum to get a free night with the marina and I won! I thought it was a scam, but when the limo taught me to bring me, it was not fun. It was as wonderful as I thought it would be ... trying to relax when I got the star! But when it was night, it was easier to talk to her. I played games, I went softly. It was the best night I had ... but I was twenty times better when she suddenly asked, "So you wanna fuck" my mouth dropped to the floor before explaining: "Yes, I used some of this contest as a way to have a night and I'm lucky, I hope you do not mind! "But I think he knew it was not because he was on my couch, shaking my shorts, laughing at my will, but he followed.

I want to announce that I thought all night with images saved showing topics of discussion unleashed my heart. But none of these problems, with transparent transparency between the glorious darkness in the chest. When I dug them and kissed the edge, I was sure to fly and go to heaven. I was excited and swallowed faster than I thought. My face was very red, but he loved it and said "I think it was a walk" absorbed for hours until there was no breath, and put patches of dirty clothes full of noise. He raised his eyes and said, "Well, I saw the ticket ... it was as good as you say you dream of being dead.

Anonymous
2017-09-16 11:43:04 Post No.2186079
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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:43:04 Post No. 2186079 [Report] [View this topic]

4chan I have been aware of memes for a long time and until I thought that I knew all I could about memes. But now I realize my error, please cancer masters give the lowdown to a guy beginning a new mimetic journey.

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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:43:41 Post No.2186086
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THIS IS WHY I HIDE ALL AMERICAN THREADS XD

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:44:14 Post No.2186092
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>>2186079
repeat after me'

I AM NOT A WHORE

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:44:26 Post No.2186095
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>>2186079
THIS IS WHY I HIDE ALL AMERICAN THREADS XD

Cheerios
2017-09-16 11:28:31 Post No.2185908
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Cheerios 2017-09-16 11:28:31 Post No. 2185908 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw Isabelle threads are finally gone bc of mods
Thank you mods! Daily reminder to thank mods!

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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:29:46 Post No.2185919
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>>2185908
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:31:09 Post No.2185933
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>>2185908
>Daily reminder to thank mods!
Why would I ever thank a fag?

Cheerios 2017-09-16 11:32:50 Post No.2185954
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>>2185933
Are you mad because they banned your fellow dog fucking friend?

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2017-09-16 11:35:51 Post No.2185986
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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:35:51 Post No. 2185986 [Report] [View this topic]

Guten Tag there, I am Hanz
I would like to announce that today we are rounding up all of Ze Blue and Red IDs
I would request that you post in this thread so I can see if you are clean or not
Danke for your cooperation

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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:36:25 Post No.2185994
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>>2185986
ze ze zez ze ze ez ez ez ze ze ze ze zezezeezezezezezezezeezezezezezeze

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:37:50 Post No.2186015
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I dun fucked up

OP made a oops and is now a faggot

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:43:05 Post No.2186080
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>>2185986
If you want to take me alive I need at least 8 inches of dick now and 8 inches later

Anonymous
2017-09-16 08:45:17 Post No.2183100
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Anonymous 2017-09-16 08:45:17 Post No. 2183100 [Report] [View this topic]

Wixarika thread?

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Anonymous 2017-09-16 08:46:17 Post No.2183117
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Tengo una duda. ¿Cuánto abarca wirikuta de territorio?

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Quieren un poco de peyote?

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2017-09-16 11:19:10 Post No.2185803
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DuckTits (ID: !inNFxPAp/Y) 2017-09-16 11:19:10 Post No. 2185803 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey 4chan, would you please keep an eye on my glass of water while I'm gone?

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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:19:58 Post No.2185812
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>>2185803
Why are there water marks on your water?

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>>2185812
How else would you know it's water?

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:22:32 Post No.2185842
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>>2185803
*drink it*

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2017-09-16 11:24:08 Post No.2185867
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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:24:08 Post No. 2185867 [Report] [View this topic]

Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever!

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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:24:36 Post No.2185871
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Lol fucking worthless piece of subhuman trash

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Hes right you know

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:31:18 Post No.2185937
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If you could perhaps deliver on the whole "Separate but EQUAL" shtick Americans pulled out of their ass maybe more people would be on board. Unfairness is just asking for retaliation

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2017-09-16 11:07:30 Post No.2185644
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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:07:30 Post No. 2185644 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: guess which country one is, and which year
if you don't know how, press F10

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Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:33:29 Post No.2185959
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>>2185644
>guess which country one is,
what did he mean by this?

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:34:31 Post No.2185974
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>>2185959
do you not know?
seems really easy to me

Anonymous 2017-09-16 11:36:34 Post No.2185997
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>>2185974
Okay, thought that Portugal was a red herring, so I am going with that now.

The new World looks extremely empty for all the progress in Africa, so I assume ~1500-1550