>be me >be in a bar with friends >meet this very interesting

>>2186214
>What's the slowest and most painful way to kill myself?
life

>>2186214
Exit bag an submit to the devil

>>2186214
i feel your pain op. i hope you find true happiness. i hope you find someone who will love you and find worth in you. i hope we all do.

>>2186285
which emirate are you from

Shotgun

>>2186304
Ras Al Khaima which is the most based

>>2186292
I don't think it's gonna ever happen, but thanks anon. I hope the best for you too.

>>2186313
that's the only one i know. i like the name.

>>2186326
And i like you anon <3

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>>2186214
Pathetic.

>>2186396
I know, my white friend

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>>2186238

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>>2186452
Maybe she is sucking the dick of your friend while you are crying in 4chan...

>>2186874
Nice try, but I'm with my friend. He just got her number and we left

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>>2186214
have you tried becoming more autistic ?

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>>2187106
>more autistic
Is that even possible?

>>2187143
maybe?

you know how some people just don't give a fuck somehow

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>>2187223
I can't do that. I'm doomed to be too autistic to have proper social interactions but not autistic enough to not give a fuck.

>>2186214
should have asked her like a sperg,
it would have been a win for everone. she probably would have said yes and in the worst case scenario that thread would be funnier

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>>2187322
I know I should have, but I just couldn't. Anyway she didn't seem even a bit interested so even of she had said yes we probably wouldn't have met ever again.

>>2187645
>even if she had said yes we probably wouldn't have met ever again.
even better, if she said no it wouldn't have been humiliating too long.
That said you didn't spill the spaghetti which is already cool. Besides that there's a ton of qts in Russia

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>>2187862
Actually I'm very proud of myself for not filling the whole place with spaghetti.
>there's a ton of qts in Russia
I'm not even interested in qts man. I just want someone to like me for who I am and share some interests and cuddle.

>>2187940
same man, that would be the best kind of gf.