ʰᵉᵉᵉʸ ᴬᶰᵒᶰ~!
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ᴬᶰᵒᶰ, ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ʷᵃᶦᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ!
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ᵂʰʸ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶫʷᵃʸˢ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ, ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵐᵒᵐᵉᶰᵗ⋅⋅!
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Anon, I've got something to tell you, just wait a second
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how do Britbongs cut cheese when they want to have a snack?
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>>2182248
Which end do you use?
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>>2182240
We can only buy grated cheese unless we have a knife license. Restaurants etc.. usually have a license so they buy it in blocks.
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When I was a little boy and watched gay porn with muscular whores, I used to lol at how those sluts defile themselves by literally letting people use their bodies as fucktoys. It is a common belief that female porn artists are condemned and despised by the society cause they are fallen, they pissed away their lives and will never recover again, right? When men do the same thing, it's even worse, right? And all of this made me horny as hell. This is how I became a top who loves muscular and/or masc dudes. I love the thought that men love me so much they allow me to defile them and make them subhuman with my cock, lol. I enjoy doing this to successful alpha men who has power and are respected and admired by the society, as handsome, tall and rich as possible, ideally married with children, businessmen wearing expensive suits, policemen in uniforms, teachers etc. I enjoy using their mouthes as a urinal hole and making them choke on my cum, literally ruining their fragile world by doing so, lool
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>>2182213
Thats pretty gay bro
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i thought it was illegal to be gay in russia
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>>2182213
That's it! Off to the gulag with you dmitri!
You can live out your fantasies there, I'm sure.
>be me
>in a grad school program here in the US, am an international student
>second I get off airplane, it was really surreal seeing how the frequency of times you see overweight people grows exponentially
>go grocery shopping
>somebody has literally shit themselves while waiting in line to buy stuff, it was obvious from the smell - smelled like an adult baby diaper if that makes sense
>walks off while farting
>tfw i haven't even been here a month and i see now it's not just a meme
Has God abandoned this place?
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>>2182074
>am an international student
From where
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>>2182074
Yeah but we got all the nukes and we own the moon and space
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>>2182074
why do you think we ask that God bless America? We need it.
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>mfw I see an an*Me poster
I'm gon' rape yu little ese
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*brap*
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>>2182192
Why do you an*me posters keep stealing my name?
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Stop using my name dirty argentinian
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/am Deutschen Wesen/ kurz /adw/
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/deutsch/ trifft auf /adv/
Sucht hier Antworten auf die Fragen, die euch unter den Nägeln brennen!
Erste Frage:
Polo oder Hemd?
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>>2182081
Samtsacko oder Kaschmirpullover?
Ist nachts Sonnenbrille tragen völkisch?
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Schreib ich meiner Ex oder nicht
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Why are Indians such dirty cunts
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I want a Indian to show his 'clean' toilet
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>>2181985
>be indian
>Hello beotiful i never seen most girl i like in world Hi..
>name rajeesh i like girl breast sweet suckable
>Ur face like gulabjamun mouthwatering hmmmm
>cn i giv u hmm kiss?
>I single virgin run fathers buiness import export from china many money you like????
>Helooo?????
>I hak computer have ur ip dont ignore ok????
>don't ignore meeeee
>ok rape u next week
>bitch lasagna
>shit in the street
>shit in your hand
>whipe with your hand
>serve curry with said hand
>get shit
>bitch lasagna
>get shot
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>>2181985
Because it is their nature; pic related
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Good morning, /bant/
Lets start off the day with some self-improvement, what do you think?
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yum
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Alright, I'll roll.
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I am already writing, so nothing really happens.
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>When you don't have a 500+ IQ so you can't understand the complex humor of r/ick and morty
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PICKLE
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You notice Lauren Southern is walking in front of you, she is staying in the same hotel as you. Somehow her knickers fall out of her bag. They have a bit of a fishy pissy pong to them, with a creamy hummus-like texture on the inside all congealed together, with a few specs of dirty fluff/hair.
What do you do with them?
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who?
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>>2182012
not touch them and walk away
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Pick it up with latex gloves on and throw them out the window onto the street below.
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what if I suck it back into the ass?
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That's what we all do once murrilard goes to sleep. It's the circle of /bant/
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>>2180410
Thats pretty gay
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>>2180410
you can't but you can suck it into your mouth
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why do people of color think everyone wants to hear their music? is the idea of not everyone wants to hear what you are listening to seriously a concept that only exists in white culture?
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>>2181745
>people of color
Just say black and Mexican people dump fuck.
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white people do this as well a lot here
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>anyway here's wonderwall
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While people have been jacking off we've been hard at work designing rockets, ballon payloads, and making waifus. We're well on our way to reaching space!
This will happen anons. Join the discord gg pWeQBFk
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a homemade hydrogen weather balloon
currently making an electrolysis Hydrogen generator for you fags
It's going to be huuge
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>>2181510
How many dildos will fit in the landing module? I want to fuck some space gook pussy when we get to Europa
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BAMP BOOMP B U M P
Wehrmacht Thread
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Ready for Round Two, fag?
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>>2181710
nazis btfo
Deutscher General auf /ck/.
Pfostiert eure Essen, Rezepte und Fragen rund um das Kochen.
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Mache mir immer nur Reis + Fleisch.
Meine Mutter sagt immer: "Du kochst nicht, du machst nur warm" und lacht höhnisch
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>>2181863
(sie hat recht)
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>>2181862
>Bewertet
Ja Heil \o