>in my room browsing /e/ and deviantart
>mom comes in
>"anon, we're having company round later, could you please shower"
>remind her to call me shadow killer and tell her that water burns my skin (the only liquid I can touch is mountain dew)
>"o..okay shadow killer"
>throw a piss bottle at her to frighten her into never forgetting again
>5pm now
>ask my whore mom where my chicken nuggets are
>there are people here
>"everyone this is anon" says my stupid dad
>scream at him that my name is fucking shadow killer
>everyone looks tense
>"hey anon, what are you into?"
>tell them that I like hentai, mlp and 4chan
>"what's 4chan anon?"
>that's it
>attack him with my blazing shadow technique while shouting that my name's shadow killer
>he dodges and I fall into the wall,smashing through because of my weight
>use my spell attack "mortem omnibus normies"
>"what's a normie?"
>grab the shitjug I was concealing under my trench coat
>smash it over the stupid cunts head
>shit's everywhere
>remember about my chicken nuggets
>hurl myself at my bitch mom
>screaming CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!
>she's crying
>grab her by the hair and drag her into the kitchen
>say get to work bitch
>"anon, you're 28, can't you make your own chicken nuggets?"
>smash her head against the oven while screaming DARKNESS PILEDRIVE
>there's a loud snap
>go back upstairs
>check deviantart messages
>can hear ambulance sirens outside
Fucking normies.
>grab the shitjug I was concealing under my trench coat
story confirmed for true
>>714108486
Op is your mum alright? Is she still alive?
You need to take a look at your life, your mum just wants what's best for you, she went through years if sacrifice to raise you and you repay her like this, you barely function as a human being, im sure your life would be happier if you just gave up this pretend shit, get outside and meet people dint ruin other people's lives just because you've ruined your own
hot tattoo girls tread?
>>714109577
That looks terrible
>hot girls
>tattooss
choose one.
wtf Thread
>>714123446
>>714123757
Me on the left
Battlestation rate
faggot can't even afford ac
>>714109813
Has AC, but its pretty much broken. Outside smells better, anyway.
This is where all my sex* happens.
*dramatization, may not have happened
Alright so I just got a new tablet because my old phone was shit that I didn't even use as a phone. And I had an sd card with over 1000 images in it and when I went to move it to the tablet all the files got corrupted somehow. Since then I have been able to get a few of the images back and some new ones but its still not that much. I have tried to created multiple threads to get images but they all 404. So now I'm just gonna create one big PORN THREAD FOR ALL OF THESE TYPES OF DRAWN PORN. H/FUR, G/FUR, S/FUR, GENERAL RULE 34, POKEMON BOX, MLP, PLEASE HELP A B/RO OUT. I'll start with a bit and everytime someone post's I'll post another.
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maisie thread
>>714119645
Seriously though, what's the source on this set of pictures?
>>714119645
God I wish I could call her mine.
Hey /b/ros my girlfriend recently admitted to me that she thinks hentai is pretty interesting, because she thinks the girls are cute. Could you reply with some of the cutest girls you can find.
s/fur
Post goat butt
>check em
What does /b/ do for a living, and what do you make?
I'm an apprentice electrician making $27/hour
>>714117822
Don't care about you and your words but I salute all electricians. Their job is one of the most dangerous jobs there is and one of the most average salary too.
>Watchmaker
>$20/Hr
>27
>>714118905
You must have very steady hands to be a watchmaker, do you enjoy it?
Celeb Thread while the trolls post feet, fakes, and gay porn in the other one. hopefully we can avoid them for a while.
>>714120084
I hope I will never have sex with her. I would embarrass myself due to cumming an absurd amount of buckets in less than 5 seconds.
Do not disappoint me.
PICS you shouldn't share thread, volume 90210
>>714122561
you do know that as a thread starter you have to provide more than one pic right?
>>714122561
show me moar. also, my gf
>>714123728
okay, here's another one
Drawthread
Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
>>714120138
fuck off you lazy turd.
Eyy, drawin' OCs & other requests
It's Sunday you know what that means!
Weekly Lucy-chan thread
Make requests interesting
>>714122626
Titties
Will bump with pictures from last week
>>714122626
butthole
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
Shameless plug: >>714122051
>>714122227
RILLLLLLLLL
brolling!
>>714122227
Femanons, here is your roll image. Who/What would you fuck first? Your best friend/girlfriend, or the first random male/female you meet? Have fun, and please let us know how you would enjoy your new dick!
FUCK, I almost got quints...
Haven't seen a YLYL in awhile.
YLYL
I got you OP