This girl who tends to disappear when I want to hang with her just texted me...
dubs decides what I text her back
you know, fuckin bitches, gettin money and you?
Why are you texting me are you dtf or whats up?
>>714154973
Roll, let's get it started
Hey /b/, I'm thinking about buying one of those 5 pound bags of sugarfree gummy bears and bringing them to my school to fuck with people.
Are the insane diarrhea things true? Because if so I have a LOT of greedy assholes here that would shovel these faggots in their mouth till they puke
>>714150570
Just do it and post results.
how many of those does one have to eat before it starts working?
>>714150722
Yeah I would but I need to know if they do make you shit like a super soaker filled with minestrone
Otherwise I would just be giving these faggots gummys
whats on /b/ christmas list?
>>714149382
Just those 3 ;^(
>>714149382
>a copy each of The Goon Vol. 13-15
>Some new boxing boots (bought these myself)
>A Pepe doll (bought this myself)
>The rest of Godzilla: Rampage across time
>a qt3.14 gf that either likes hiking, working out, urban exploration, vidya, comics, or a combination of these. Preferably physically resembling pic related
>To get the FUCK out of this town
>To get my fucking adviser to answer his e-mail
>That nice freelance journalism job
>To see my two best pals, because tbqfh they're the only two who ever message me "hey dude, it's been a while, how ya been?" and I never see them
Aside from the shit I said I bought, any one of those things would be about all I really need
Youngest girl you've had sexual relations with, how old r u?
>>714150632
How old were u?***
>>714150632
16, and I was 25
age of consent is 16 in my state.
16 i was 19
momson thread
Moar?
S/fur
late lurk
>>714149824
Lol better late then never
Drawing stuff if I like the suggestion. Anyone want something drawn?
My cat died today :(
>>714150889
sorry to hear dude. looks like an awesome kitty.
>>714150889
Sorry for your loss OP
>>714150889
Don't lie faggot. Cats have 9 lives. It's science.
How many girls have you impregnated?
>>714151173
only my hand
Zero. I found that I'd rather be the one getting penetrated.
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Celeb thread
Non-A listers edition
>>714146854
Yes
>>714146854
LOLI / INCEST THREAD
I had very crazy incest experiences when I was a teenager, I regret a lot of the things ive done but in the back of my head sometimes I want to do it again, mixed feelings.
It started when my friend and I decided to advantage of his step sister when she was messed up, and then it stopped when we got caught
After that I decided to use my sister and used her body for a year and then raped her over summer when our mom went to korea.
I dont talk to my friend or know where he is at, and my sister and I talked about it once a year after but never mentioned it since
Anyone interested?
Its a long story and I have to type it
>Friends older sister incest (Lasted Almost 1 year)
I was 17 , friend was 18, friends sister was 19 when it first started
>My incest (Lasted 2 years)
I was 18, friend was 19, my sister was 13 when it first started
Continue
>sister 13
Pls continue
>>714144074
pics of them?
Post snaps and I'll send a dic pic and post response
>>714146182
cuh_let
Stay-real13
maggiewyatt
/b/ is it weird for men to shave their legs?
Not really. It doesnt make u a faggot either. This post is what makes u a faggot.
who cares what is weird
I'm a hairy italian and I did the complete shave about 4 years ago. For the first year it looked weird but i look normal now and i dont regret it. if i hadn't of done it I would have been 2x as hairy right now
Metal thread
General music thread, no bashing.
Oldfag posting.
Any good metal still around? Justin Lowe's death made this band legendary.Melodic death metal at its finest.
Is there any genuine music still out there that isnt gayly corporated as fuck?
If any mods lurking want to delete an original post then you might as well perm-ban me if you'd rather go through the loli, fluffy, trap, rekt, and banana threads then do it, tired of this page anyway.
Open board
shameless self bump. where are the metalheads at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEsmxJvgcjU
New Jersey nudes thread
732 in
Looking for Jess H(igbee)
>>714137969
forgot pic. I know someone has pics of those tits
any thoughts on who should be the person of the year?
Donald Trump
>>714141046
i can see the meltdown from the left right now
President Donald J. Trump