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1. Ist die gesteigerte Anzahl an krebsigen Posts der Jahreszeit geschuldet?
2. Jemand Modellbau?
3. Viel Staub auf den Regalen?
4. Wer kennt noch Katzenzungen (Schoki)?
5. Musiktip (optional)
>>715597581
Deus Vult!
>>715597581
>1. Ist die gesteigerte Anzahl an krebsigen Posts der Jahreszeit geschuldet?
Nein, es ist Winter
>2. Jemand Modellbau?
Als Kind extrem viel aber jetzt nicht mehr. Ich hätte aber mal wieder voll Bock auf 40k
>3. Viel Staub auf den Regalen?
Nein, ich mache relativ oft sauber
>4. Wer kennt noch Katzenzungen (Schoki)?
Nicht wirklich muss ich zugeben
>5. Musiktip (optional)
Eigentlich alles von MF Doom
celebs u want to fuck
last one reaached limit
i'll start
How about celebs you would unironically still watch get blacked.
Elle. Beautiful Elle. Daddy loves you, princess...
claimed
My little brother had a highly sexual affair with our father's girlfriend. 18 years later my brother still doesn't know that I knew. I need to get this story out, but I have changed names and locations to protect anonymity.
> Be me, 16.
> Parents split up ages ago.
> Brother and I live with mom most of the time. Thank fuck.
> Couldn't stand dad sometimes. He was often misogynistic and patronising.
> One day he introduces us to another girlfriend. The kind of woman that makes girls like me jealous and boys like my brother blush.
> Hated her at first. Too happy go lucky. Too fucking attractive.
> Loved her when she started defending me against Dad's little rants about my major, music.
> A few months later, dad takes me, my little brother and Heather to Spain for two weeks.
> Towards the end of the holiday, me and my little brother are hanging out in his hotel room.
> Dad was well off, so we each had separate rooms which was kind of pointless to me at the time. Don't even think my brother liked being alone.
> Little brother says he's going to bed, which I believed. He was kind of sick from sunburn.
> Go to my hotel room.
> I left my guitar back home so I'm stuck with weird Spanish T.V for company.
> 10 minutes in, fuck this.
> Remember there are still some comics I haven't read which I left in lil' bro's room.
> Go to lil' bro's room.
> No need to knock, I think to myself. He's probably asleep anyway.
> Surprisingly, the light's still on but Lil' bro is in bed... and Heather is there.
> She's rubbing sun cream onto his back.
> Lil' bro is burying his face. I think nothing of it, he's just embarrassed.
> Even though the whole situation is completely normal I can't help but feel a bit awkward too. So I leave ASAP.
In Retrospect that was probably the first time something was going down between them. Though I can never know for sure.
tl;dr
also
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
> Fast forward to about a month later.
> We're spending a bit of time at Dad's
> He's nice enough to let me have a few friends over one night after dinner, mainly members of my band.
> We disappear upstairs when they arrive. Dad, Heather and lil' bro stick downstairs, still eating.
> Things get a bit rowdy upstairs, the guy on bass brought a football which ends up bouncing downstairs after the lead singer tackles him.
> I end up chasing it downstairs, dad would have killed me if anything in the house was damaged.
> The fucking ball has a mind of it own. It bounces from the stairs in the direction of the dining room.
> I dive after it.
> I land awkwardly on the floor but I manage to catch it.
> At this angle I can see under the dinner table.
> For a split second I swear I see Heather extending a leg to my brother's opposite her.
> Footsie.
> There's no sign of dad at the table.
> In a kind of adrenalin rush I sneak another look under the table as I come back up with the ball.
> No sign of footsie-ing or anything.
> I say something like 'Don't tell dad' (referring to the ball) and shoot back upstairs.
> By the time I go to bed I've convinced myself it wasn't like what I saw.
It probably was like I saw.
>>715590980
More
Post in this thread or I will haunt you
>>715593811
nigger shut up
>>715593811
fuck you
>>715593811
spam start
count to 4 and i'll post the sauce
3
daily penis removal roulette thread
trips get
>>715598338
roll
okay
omegle thread
gimme a sec to unzip my dick and my rar
ITT we discuss anarchism.
I may explain how my particular brand of it, anarchocommunism, works, how it doesn't work in some ways, but how overall works better than the current form of government.
I will also be explaining how youre brainwashed if you support the current establishment.
If youre enjoying being farmed and are here to talk shit or troll, u can fuck off, please prove me wrong, not simply insist i am bc you think youre right.
okay please explain how we can live with no state, no police
>>715588805
Sounds retarded mate.
>>715588805
So at my office/warehouse does everyone now get an equal say in how the company is run?
Tinder - The world's fastest growing app. You know what time it is /b/
it won't work on my phone for some reason, every time i try to sign up the text message with the sign up code fails to send...
>>715591439
Do you have an Obama phone?
>>715591496
kek
Well /b/ros, one last feels thread before I OD tonight? Pic related, its Zoloft 25 1/2 or so 100mg pills, Abilify 5mg, and Solodyn 80mg
>>715594440
don't please
>>715594595
Why not anon? Life is completely worthless...
>>715594440
y tho
Trips gets this uggo's nude
got em
rolling
>>715591820
Rollin
New Taylor thread <3
worship her here
Blowjob thread?
>>715595330
>>715596725
keep posting op
God tier ass thread
>pic related
>>715593023
Which one wins?
Nothing like a good college ass
You know the rules. Dubs decides. Will deliver
>>715594959
Do you like mudkips?
>>715594959
do you like niggers?
Kill yourself fucking feg