Tinder - The world's fastest growing app. You know

it won't work on my phone for some reason, every time i try to sign up the text message with the sign up code fails to send...

>>715591439
Do you have an Obama phone?

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>>715591496

kek

>>715591496
no galaxy s6

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ayyyyy

>>715591260
niggers

all of my photos are only me

wtf do when making a tinder profile

>>715591685

let's see profile m8

for a girl that good looking usually say something about them being too good to be on tinder, unless there is something in profile to halp

>>715591694
I don't know if this will help you, but I find photos that people post with their friends are fucking annoying. Especially when every single picture is with other people & you can't tell who the fuck it is.

>>715591886
Usually only land whales and ugly hoes do this

>>715591809
Her profile or mine?

>>715592184
Yours, redact what you gotta.

>>715592078
As if it even helps them at all. They have better chances of posting a solo opening pic instead of going side by side with a girl more attractive

>>715592287
Started Tinder on Thursday. Got 9 matches so far. At first I put my bio as "I have a pretty big dick, that's about all peace out" then changed it to this. Since changing it this morning I've went from 6 to 9 matches.

>>715592184

Hers...how else know what to say

>>715592287
not me

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>>715592287
Srry forgot pic

>>715592624

kek

>>715591260
it's cancer... get a job and pay for hoes instead.

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>>715592660
I haven't messaged any yet, I'm just collecting them like figurines.

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Not entirely sure what this thread is for

>>715592819
Prostitutes & hookers are fuckin disgusting m8. prove me wrong.

>>715592953
>Achievement unlocked
Kek

>>715592978
you mean women?

You need at least 4 pictures to get any worthy matches. Don't list your interests in bio unless you are 10/10 chad or want a good Christian girl.

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I think it's trying to communicate...

>>715593202
Wow. A woman attempting to start the chat by using a shitty pickup line. Lel.
>Zite

>>715593202
Well, have you fucked your car?

>>715593417
9/10... What u say to her, senpai?

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>>715593036
They come in variety, just like food. Unless you're willing to dish out $1000 on a single course of steak tartar in a nice 5 star hotel restaurant, you'll be eating a Big Mac in a dirty alley.

>>715593608
Nothing yet, I figure she'll send the first message...

>>715594139
8/10, post moar matches

>>715593855
Are you chad, desu?

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>>715594311

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>>715594597
fuck it, I'm moving to Pittsburgh...

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This one was a loss. Got her on snapchat though

>>715594698
Did she super like you?

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>>715594786

Are we doing the nudes they send also?

>>715594786
White knight in the building ALERT

>>715594818
Ja

>>715594823
god bless Russian/Eastern women

>>715594823
5700 miles away, that explains it.

>>715594881
Do you even have to ask?
Post tits or gtfo

>>715594881
How do you get nudes? Is there a special code I can use to redeem them?

>>715594933
That was my snapchat fucktard

>>715595117
This. I'd like to know as well.
Someone key us in on how to recieve the nudes.

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How the fuck do you even respond to that? God I suck...

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Cunts

>>715595372
nice feet

>>715595372
post moar

>>715595415
You better fuck this girl anon

>>715595499
Easy. Just say "the length of my dick"

>>715595583
You think she's interested?

>>715595741
She wouldn't have matched & messaged you first if she didn't, fam.

>>715595415
However long you want to wait to find out ;]

>>715595415

Too far!

Where shall we meet to rectify that?

>>715595741
Are you serious?

>>715595741
She wouldn't have insinuated sex. Of course you fucktard. I haven't fucked in 6 months. Go bang this one out for me

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Obviously dumb enough to respond to my lazy messages. What do we do here?

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Small tit Tina on the left

>>715596030
I'd love to but unfortunately I have the charisma of a damp rag, maybe someday I'll stop being a beta and get laid

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First reply picks which one I talk to and what the first message is.

Get me those digits, /b

>>715596508
Dani: Want to come over and fuck?

>>715596508
>Obviously dumb enough to respond to my lazy messages. What do we do here?
>>>
hit sam up too

>>715596508
Hey Sam, let's meet tonight. No point delying what I want, you're really hot.

>>715596995

wat

>>715596995
delaying*
>>715597755
?

Is buying a month of tinder pro worth it?

>>715593028
>Achievement unlocked
>man the harpoons
>25gp

>>715598030
Purely for the weekly free boost I'd say yeah, you can get like 50 matches a week with a decent profile

>>715594761
lol you haven't seen anyone from here outside of the golden 18-28 years. after that it's all bad

>>715598625
I can second this.

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She replied with a GIF clearly wants to be fucked. What say?

>>715598698
yeah, there should be a "life disappointment of pgh" thread

>>715598523
What's the golden rule on superliking? Use the feature or don't?

>>715595499
She's really neat

>>715599021
They say it's a city sprawling with tech. jobs now. But it's cold & shitty in the winter, hot & sweaty in the summer, & unless you are a liberal, you quickly become bored living there by age 30. Luckily I live 30 minutes away.

>>715598030
Set your location to Moscow Russia. Hottest women in the world. The ugliest girls I match with are 7/10

>>715599050
Personally I use it very conservatively, you get 5 a day with Pro which is cool but they never get used.

Girls actually like being superliked because it's confirmation that you actually like them and aren't just swiping right to everyone.

>>715598780
Hey bby u wan sum fuk?

>>715593855
Good one. Too many girls use Tinder as a way of validating themselves and their looks. It's really just to make them feel good about themselves (unless they actually message you, of course...)

[email protected]
He loves the cock!

>>715599533
I'm kind of guilty of the same thing, to me it's kind of just a measure of what I could possibly get. A science experiment of sorts to see what kind of woman I attract

>>715599370
Do you wait for girls to message you?

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The worst part about Russia women..

>>715599245
I enjoy travel for my jobs. I'll definitely say that to visit is enough. I got to keep moving so this place doesn't kill me.

>>715599897
Thing is though, if a girl is in it just to feel better about herself she'll swipe right to every single one without looking.

I'm not saying it's the case for all matches, obviously. And it is interesting to see what kind of people you supposedly attract, true.

>>715600309
Russian girls seem very witty & easy to talk to. I want one.

>>715600117
Personally I do, but if you're really trying to meet someone or hook up I'd send the first message.

Keep in mind that the first impression you make is very hard to change so make sure it's intriguing/funny.

The first message(s) set the tone for the conversation so adjust it according to what you want the end goal to be.

>>715594823
Translation?

>>715600760
Good /adv/ anon. I am above average in looks do that department is settled. For your bio, did you take the cookie cutter 'list interests here' approach or did you use a unique line?

>>715600677
I suppose you never really know if someone is interested just because they swiped right, but I've read that women only swipe right about 15% of the time whereas men are more like 70% of the time.

I'm not sure if the people surveyed would be the kind of people just looking for validation but still.

ayyyy question anons... What time of day is ideal for using your tinder boost? I'm assuming 6-8 PM or 12-2 AM. Also, does it only boost in your area?

>>715601443
I've done probably 10+ now and the best time IMO is 8pm on Mondays, the timer resets for 7 days after you press go so it's almost like it's scheduled now.

Other good times would be Saturday and Sunday nights between 6-9PM.

>>715601443
Just a side note, I've noticed that in order to maximise the reach, my range increases from 30km to 60km and I've had matches from boost that were 100km+ away.

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>>715602033

>>715601688
Saturday-Sunday. 6-9pm. Study confirms.

>>715602248
abord abord

>>715595415
that's a joke test.
>"about half a inch 'cos I already stick it in the pooper"

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>>715602362

Best thread I've seen on /b/ in a long time.

>>715602558
I'd like to penetrate Amber with my dipstick.

>>715602681
I'll second that

>>715595520
Moar?

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How many total matches do you guys have and how old is the oldest one?

I'm at 347 and the oldest was 7 months ago. So far I have yet to hookup with anyone from there but I have gotten some numbers.

>>715596508
sam: how did you coded that bot?

>>715591685
>Back to OkCupid
How many of these fucking apps do you have?

>>715603008

Aha whats the point in that?

I downloaded the app about a month and a half ago, only got about 50 matches, but hooked up with 6 of them. I dont see why people would collect matches and never do anything with them.

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>>715603016
No bot friend, Snapchat her I double dare ya

>>715595415
8 inch less than we both are

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>>715602362

ugh American women are such filth.

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I've probably had around a hundred matches now and have only hooked up with three of them. Do you think the low number might have something to do with the area I live in? I'm in Minnesota

>>715603515
Not trying to be a dick, but it probably has something to do with you being not as attractive as some of the other men on Tinder.

>>715603180
Props to you bro, that's more than a 10% success rate if you're being entirely truthful...

I don't really know what the point is, my text game is weak and I just don't care enough to pursue most of the matches.

I guess I'm one of those fags who uses it just to see what's out there.

>>715592953
>Not entirely sure what this thread is for
Same. I'm seeing a lot of people posting matches; not seeing a lot posting about how they fucked people they were matched with.

>>715603597
Would it be better if I posted shirtless pics and such? I haven't done so because I don't want to seem like a chad

>>715591260
>fastest growing app
>app sales beaten by five nights at freddys in a single month
>fastest growing app
>fastest
>beaten by an app that came out after it

>>715603853
Are you in good shape? If you are then you're doing yourself a disservice by not showing it off.

Just make sure you keep it tasteful, a photo at the beach would be ideal because it's a lot more subtle than a gym mirror selfie.

>>715593821
>That beat hooker
Reminds me of a hooker I see around town where I live. She's all methed up and once a coworker of mine saw her blowing a guy in the back of a car. Another time I saw her collapsed, face down on a path after she'd had just a little too much drugs.
Classy woman, tbh.

>>715603008
9 Matches - Oldest one is 2 days (I started Thursday)

>>715604074
I'm in relatively good shape, but don't have any beach pics, and of course its winter now so that's a no go right now

>>715603157
LOL only Tinder & OkCupid. There are some cuties on OkCupid but for the most part it's fat dykes & moon faces. I'm not exactly sure how their matching alogirithm works either.

>>715603853
I was going to answer, but >>715604074 kind of beat me to it. If you're unattractive though then all it's really doing is telling a woman to not waste her time with you.

>>715603796
It's /tg/ Tinder General by popular demand on various boards. Any and all things to Tinder box related. Expect /tg/ 2.0 Christmas Edition when this one ceases, anon.

>>715604074
What about a foggy bathroom post-shower still in towel with bulge photo? Or is that too rapey?

>>715604133
>Collapsed faced down on a path
did you make the move on her?

>>715604882
>Any and all things Tinder related
>Is basically just /b/tards using Tinder to find women they don't know and fawn over them

>>715605451
some people collect stamps, others collect baseball cards, we collect tinder girls. also I am a /pol/ack.

>>715605227
Nah. I just pointed her out to my coworkers, laughed and then got on with my day. I generally have a rule of not getting involved in other people's business and that rule goes doubly when I'm in a shitty neighbourhood, which I was at the time.

>>715605822
Bingo.

>>715602739
What's her kik?!?!

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mmm

>>715606668
Try every combination then post here.

>>715605822
Okay fair enough.

Anyone here ever match with a girl they knew from school or work?

i'm a model and im in a band irl so i have a pretty good tinder profile, but i'm such a fag i can't be bothered to talk to any of them to start anything, what do? also i think my weed addiction doesnt help

Wat vind je van: als jij harder zuigt dan Tinder, mag je langskomen. -Waarom houden vrouwen hiervan?

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>>715603008

>>715607520
I know that feeling, it's just too much effort to go from match to hookup imo.

Even when girls message me first I'll read it and then forget about it. I'm such a d***

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>>715607520
Stop weed.

>>715607520
>go to youtube
>serch how to flirt on tinder or someshit like that

>>715606668
Trixiem028

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Wake me up inside?

I'm genuinely gonna be upset when this thread gets pruned or deleted.

If you're just scrolling, check out this thread.

>>715608267
i have this model girl "waiting" for me in brazil, she's coming in february so thats in my head, and yeah i agree with you in that girls on tinder act like they're special and as if we have to meet demands of theirs, so my sarcastic idiosyncratic sense of humour goes over their heads

>>715608285
i dont think i'm bad at flirting, i know i can be very charming in person, it's more that i'm not comfortable being intimate with people i'm uncomfortable with, i've met a few tinder girls irl and they act weird, model girls are so much more appreciable, ironically they don't have an ego in that sense

>>715608750
Don't worry, anon. Tinder General will now be a staple of /b/ . My dad works for Nintendo & told me so.

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Bumping

>>715609061
Of course they are going to be a little off, they are on Tinder.

>>715608273
yeah i'm really trying to cut down, i turned down this autistic model chick because she was really clingy, and she hated me smoking and i felt guilty, but was also quite aware she just wanted sex, but her desperateness turned me off

>>715609254
>MBTI
>INTP

ugh the worst people. fuck and then never speak again.

>>715609393
INTP's or MBTI in general?

>>715609275
i bet you think about quitting all the time. that's how you know it must be done. i was in the same boat & finally gave it up a 3 months ago. i like sober better but to each his own.

>>715609226
yeah it's true, one of my problems, it'd be interesting to see if you guys feel the same, i feel like i can read people very well on their profiles, what they show, and don't show is very apparent and you can work out their insecurities or what they're vain about, and it really turns me off, i like people who are easygoing, and dont have either emotional baggage, or personality traits that you have to navigate, why is it that since tinder has been popular, meeting girls without it has become significantly harder? now all feminists act like girls never go out to meet boys and any form of communication is harrassment

>>715609510
mbti... i test as intp but i mean the whole system in general is redundant & very vague. i suppose it's a good stepping stone to understanding yourself but some folks treat it as religion.

>>715609574
Good for you man, out of curiosity how much did you spend on an average week and also how often would you smoke?

>>715609574
yeah, i live a very independent life, not friends with my flatmates, don't have any friends close enough to care, and i totally accept it's my responsibility, but when you live a creature of habit lives an independent life like me, they slip into routines, and weed is one of my many routines so its doubly difficult to deal with, part of me wants to find a girl on tinder to be close to, to help me, and the other half thinks stoically that i should teach myself to deal with it. what did you do?

>>715607520
Women are put off by you smoking weed? Find better women, because they are out there.

>>715609727
Wow, that's funny because I'm also an INTP. Yeah I think a lot of people think that once they've tested as a certain type they read into it way too much and make excuses for themselves because of some glorified quiz.

I'm pretty sure your type changes as you get older and change so it's kind of redundant anyways.

>>715610025
i haven't met a girl who's turned off by it, only one who was a problem herself, i think weed pacifies me and softens my drive towards women, among other things

>>715609684
I get what you're saying. For example, a fat whale will make herself look decent, sometimes even 9/10 on her opening pic, but upon scrolling through, you see that she is more like a 3/10.

Also, yes... Feminism is fucking disgusting. Thank the liberals who were in power for 8 years. Thankfully, their time is over now & conservatives are back in action. Thank god!

>>715610110
so many people read who famous counterparts are, and start seeing themselves as Einsteins or Freuds or nice celebrities or whateer

>>715591694
be funny. that's literally the magic.

>>715610185
You're exactly right, we are basically Albert Speer.

>>715610124
or a girl with braces always has her mouth shut in her photos, or someone with a mole on one side of the face only shows the other, bla bla bla, even down to the length of descriptions, what they include, for example some girls claim to be descending from 6 continents, or claim to be a model because they bought a photo shoot. i see these people as boring, just popular culture consuming bores who aren't worth involving into my life

>>715610114
Most of the women I've known throughout my life either smoke it as well or at least don't really care. I don't know what it's like where you live, but where I am, men have their druthers, women respect that for the most part and it's kept a two way street. Generally both the men and women who don't act like that are seen as boring, joyless and difficult.

>>715595270
how tf do you save sc?

>>715610423
i live in london, i think some of it might be me projecting it onto them, maybe i'm paranoid because i myself think i need to quit

>>715591685
Charge your phone you degenerate.

>>715595415
"it's about to be zero after we meet up"

>>715610596
fellow Londonfag, West London here by LHR

>>715609758
thanks. on average maybe $60 a week... sometimes $100. it would put a pit in my stomach after calculating what that would amount up to in year and how much money i wasted. i wanted more & more and it wasn't until growing it, when i had my 'more and more' that i realized what the fuck is the point of doing this.

>how much did you smoke a week
i'd smoke every day, 2-3 times or more.

it's nice to have extra money and not be on a budget now. also, i have alot more time in regards to my other interests, like lifting, cardio, cooking, reading, etc. you'd be amazed how much your skin clears up, your eyesight increases, energy increases... some people here would argue with me that stuff doesn't occur, but like i said... to each his own.

good luck brother.

>>715610719
i live in bethnal green
>>715610798
i smoke everyday, between 2-5 times, sometimes i'll smoke twice simultaneously before sleeping, and i'll have a glass of milk & listen to chopin, i'm a total fag of routine

>>715610596
I thought Britain had the mad drug culture though.

>>715609965
wow your life reads like mine, no homo... even to the point of wanted a girl to help me. the truth is, you have to quit on your own. increase your quality of life all on your own. once you have succeeded and feel happy being single with no problem, the girls come in.

to some people, this is second nature. to people like you and i, we must learn this on our own.

keep playing tinder to boost your ego, but fix your problems on your own... then everything else should fall into place. i'm not quite there yet, but i consider myself magnitudes better then i was say even 1 month ago.

>>715596030
Sad!

>>715610798
Wow that's a lot. It amazes me how people get through so much weed so quickly.

I'd say I use it pretty often (every other day) but I only end up using 1g in maybe a week.

When I have weed, it feels like I am addicted but if I run out I'm 100% fine without it and I'll literally go months without touching it.

I'm genuinely unsure if I'd be considered addicted.

>>715610621
kek

>>715611274
How old are you guys? I'm 19 and 3 quarters now.

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>>715596995
really anon?

>>715598780
"tell me a fantasy of yours"

>>715591260
If you dont know how to start a conversation, send the gif of Joey from Friends saying "how you doin?"
Works 99 times out of 100

>>715610918
This.
I would shower, put on some music, then proceed to wallow in self pity from the lack of women in my life. Actually it was quite fun, but very degenerate. Albeit, I had to put a stop to it.

>>715611558
The 'nice guy' approach

>>715610596
>>715610719
London NW4 fag here

>>715611802
>smoke weed
>wallow in self pity
Literally how? Whenever I smoke I end up either doing some alone time shit like playing vidya or watching movies; or visiting friends. I'm no Chad, either; I'm probably even more foreveralone than you are.

>>715611253
it does, i did that for quite a while but now i want to be more relaxed, i think the madness is age between 18-20 and after that people calm down, i'm 21 and still sometimes feel like i need to be suppressed by mixing drugs to wind down

>>715611274
that's interesting that we're so similar, it's inspiring to read that you've done what we both want(ed) to do, i wonder if you're like me in that i feel quite aware of myself and the world, i'm self actualized and understand the significance of the addiction, that i must overcome it but i'm dragging my feet in the hopes i'll get a crutch, i don't get an ego boost from tinder i don't have a high opinion of anybody on there, i guess just i'd just better quit

>>715611802
ha i'm seeing a faggy side of a lot of anons tonight that i never usually see amongst the dick size competitions (i'm 9 inches 8" girth)

>>715602739
might be a bot, just sayin.

>>715612063
>>715611802

nah i totally knows what he means, if you're lonely weed can be a REALLY introverted, reflective experience, i probably do the same as him, listen to chopin (really melancholic, pity parlour music) and just contemplate my existence, it makes me feel good because i feel smarter because i feel like i have contemplated it all

A lot of London fags in here, has there ever been a 4chan meetup? I can only imagine...

>>715612187
Nah, I talked to her on Kik, she's real

>>715612063
also whenever i'm stoned playing strategy games i fucking suck, never move my units in time so they just get assraped, manouvred, or shot, it's pathetic watching myself behave more bot-like than the bots who are kicking my ass

>>715612291
i wouldn't be seen dead at a 4chan meetup

That guy who was a male model, I'm curious what are the requirements for that and how do you get into it? I think I'd make a great stock image model.

>>715595415

>8 inches shorter after your message

wtf anon please

>>715612438
i'm a super skinny 6'5 fag, got scouted in london, dont wanna say too much about myself cos i've said too much on here already, if you live in a big city look up local agencies, google what polaroids look like (just stock images behind white walls with profiles) and send them and hope i've advised a lot of people to do it and they've been taken, with variable success, i'm lucky in that i was scouted by a good agency and actually earn good money, chances are you won't but if you get in a magazine that's some glory for when you're older

>>715612082
Yes, well as previous anons have pointed out: This thread is the best on /b/ right now. I don't know if it was OP that said this, but someone said Tinder General is going to be a thread of /b/ now.

>>715612348
post tits or gtfo, larp

>>715612755
it's a shame what /b/ has become, especially the overpoliticised nature of it, /b/ needs to realise we live in a post-truth world, politics = media, and media = misinformation, maybe we can have existential topics on tinder generals because even tinder is a plague on society

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>>715612755
(OP)# Here. Can confirm.

>>715612669
Thanks for the write up, is being tall a necessity? As a 5"9 guy I'm not exactly gifted in that department but I have been told I'm good looking and I dress well so there's that I guess.

>>715613146
i won't say necessary, but think of modeling as a checklist, if you have blue eyes, check (i don't), if you're tall, check, you just need a good overall score. I met a 5'9 model on a magazine shoot, guy was gorgeous, gay, in shape as fuck and seems to do pretty well, i've also walked runway for brands renowned for not caring about height, more about personality and originality than being perfectly beautiful, but like i said apply and you might be surprised

>>715612291
this is a 4chan meetup

... I hope /lgbt/ hasn't infested this board.

>>715613394
Hmm, maybe I'll go for it, thanks for the advice. It's not often you actually learn something useful from 4chan.

Thanks everyone for not making this just another cancerous /b thread.

>>715602558
>>715602362
What state do you live in anon?

>>715613415
Well technically yeah, it would be interesting to see the mixed bag of people you'd find at an IRL 4chan meetup though.

>>715612348
Nah, she's a trick and all she does is trix

>>715613735
good luck, maybe post a pic of yourself on /fa/ or just hang around there, we might meet again, people know a bit more about me on there i dont wanna out myself on /b/ cos of all the negativity but /fa/ is alright, and if you want to model you should be able to handle your body being in the public domain, people commenting on it, because its kind of violating, i'm on the lanvin instagram a lot and the comments there are hilarious

>>715613594
say what you like about gay people, you don't see any grindr threads with gays asking how to get laid, they have a lot more sex than us mere heteros do.

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/b/ros I need assistance, how do I begin a conversation with these girls? Everytime I say a simple Hello they never talk to me.
How do I make the best first impressions?
pls respond.

>>715613735
That's because /b/ is probably your mainstay.

Visit /pol/ /biz/ or even dare I say, /adv/ and you'll have a new outlook on 4chan.

>>715613752
Minnesota
I'm also this guy >>715603515

should i mention that i'm a model on my tinder? i dont wanna come across as an egotistical fag because that's the opposite of what i am

>>715614153
No lie. Be vicious; "How about we eat some sushi and afterwards I slap your ass" (followed by alligator emoji)

>>715614373
also dont want all the shallow sharks

>>715614418
Hahah no joke, that made me chuckle. I guess I should try that, nothing to lose right?

>>715612368
Yeah I do that too. I get surprisingly better at shooters, though.

>>715614078
Gay people are degenerate. I'd still be friends with one though.

>>715614471
It's tinder, you have NOTHING to lose.

>>715614078
Are there a disproportionate amount of gay male models? It would make sense given that gay guys just take care of themselves better, not to mention they dress better.

>>715614881
hard to tell, everyone in the fashion industry acts camp as hell, most male runway models are straight, the gay ones stick out there but in editorials who knows

Yeah I definitely need tips on closing, I match lots of good looking girls, I can start a convo, I've gotten numbers but creating sexual tension and closing in sex is difficult. ugh.

Does a person know that you matched them when they match you?

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Too shy to say anything. Doesn't seem nice.

>>715593202
just fuck her right in the pussy

>>715615231
Are you BH?