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>>715855416
Replying before my wife gets home
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>>715855416
Ducking faggot
Merry Christmas /b/
I've got five dollars on Steam, trips gets a game of their choosing under five dollars.
inb4 poorfag
Hylics
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MrZoombe/
>>715855097
http://steamcommunity.com/id/NEVELS/
Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures
Will roll for tripsies
My little sister slept over at her friend's house and took this picture to upload to FaceBook. What's she holding?
>>715854077
Some bullshit bitches use for eyelashes.
Curler.
>>715854077
eyelash curler
What do you guys think about the shooting of Turkey's Russian ambassador?
>he was one of the ambassador's guards
hope Russia goes and drops a bomb on those nignogs
>>715849414
likely an inside job considering he was his guard
>>715849414
Video??
Secrets thread.
What's yours?
Mine: I still want to fuck a 38 year old femanon from Kansas who just started masturbating for the first time ever.
>>715850065
me too man, but i;d be happy just seeing her touch herself since she's so new to it - thats so hot
16 home with 16 friend and his 15 gf beer weed lmao end up fucking
my friend say he regret it little he know i continue fucking her after that for like 5moths she was the one calling me all the time
no regrets pussy was tight as fuck hooked up again with her years later when she was 21 was pretty ruined i cant imagine how much dudes she had fucked for 6years
>>715850666
that's a good one. fitting for your satanic trips
Any Scottish bitches here
No Scottish girls come on here. But I do cum to Scottish girls on here.
>>715847964
I feel like I've seen this girl somewhere
>>715848129
Glasgow or Aberdeen
Guess The Game, PART 2
>yellow pie chart
>ghosts
>>715850066
luigis mansion
>Talking cat
>Kill ghosts
>Kill wife and son
>Either kill a cat or have a cat kill you
>use wasd to move
>mouse to move camera
ITT:Post weight loss tips
Only /b/ros who have actually lost weight.
>Only thing that's ever worked for me was, eat more vegetables (cruciferous) and fiber, cut sugar and bread. don't eat anything after 6, and lifting weights (no cardio)
>Going to bed hungry pretty much guarantees weight loss but it is terrible for your sleep and it sucks in general.
>also fat hate thread
That's weird. If I don't eat, I get sleepy because of it. Few times I'll eat once a day, and it's whatever I want. I guess that's why I've never been a hambeast.
When you go to bed, try keeping it cool in your room. I hear that helps people lose weight...
>>715856521
yeah keeping cool especially your testicles increases testosterone production.
Not that good at greentext, but here it goes
>be me
>be about 7
>be many moons ago
>fucking love ham and cheese
>not just plain ham and cheese, not just ham and cheese sandwhiches: everything in between
>bring a ham and cheese sandwhich every day to school
>if grammy couldn't make me hammy, I would buy ham lunchables
>fucking love ham and cheese
>decide I need to stack up on sandwhiches, in case grammy dies of corse
>this was really late at night (for 7 years old)
>12 at least
>make about 16 ham and cheese sanwhiches
>spill my jar of mayo, dropping my knife
>the sound of the knife wakes up my dog
>cutest dog ever, best friend for along time
>only around 6 months old
>german shepard
>grammy bought him for protection, didn't know she was going to have to take care of me
>probably woud've picked a better family dog if she knew
>but im glad she got him
>back to topic
>dog runs in slightly growling
>go "shhhh" to calm him
>obviously
>can't let grammy know I'm making hammy
>I shit you not at that exact moment a fucking rock smashes the window
>WTF WTF WTF WTF
>go into panic mode
>aka run like a 7 year old puss
>get a glimpse of the classic guy in a skimask
>hear dog barking and a "OH SHIT"
>long story short robber(S?) ran away
>dog way okay
>and just had to pay for the window
>grammy never noticed the sandwhiches
>fed my dog all those sandwhiches in my room
>mfw I potentially helped save me and my grandmother from robbers by making ham and cheese sandwhiches
>fucking love ham and cheese
Keep thread alive
cont.?
>>715846376
Go on.
>>715846376
>can't let grammy know I'm making hammy
>fed my dog all those sandwhiches in my room
Hey /b/, so last night I took some photos of my sister, let's call her "petal", and I. We've been sexual for a few years now, and her 18th bday was a few days ago. So I asked her if I could take pics and post on here, she said go for it. I was going to post them, but then I fucking chickened out. My older cousins both use /b/ and I'm terrified they'll recognize her. I realize now that after years of wincest threads, I owe /b/ REAL wincest. Now I can't be arsed to write a greentext of our entire history, maybe some other time, but I'd like to know if you guys would want more of this? If so let me know, again this is 100% real, and I know almost everybody won't believe it but yea. Image dump and basic wincest thread. Thanks for the fap material /b/, I am not a cuck, only paying my dues.
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thanks cuck
Just realized they are all sideways. If anyone wants to fix that you have my thanks.
For every dubs in this thread I'll drink a shot of aguardiente. Also, ask a gringo anything
>>715854066
Shot one
>>715854066
If trips take 3 shots also post your benis and stamp it
>>715854066
Lets see your hard cock M8 post that dickmeat
Old Celebrity Crushes - You Never Admitted To
Or Not the Norm To Find Attractive But You Do
>>715852510
C-C-Celeb thread pl-please f-for betas, l-limp shrimps and fluster Bobs... three a-alpha limit i-is strictly enforced...
lavren saves the thread
>You will never cuddle with her during cold winter night watching fire cracking in fireplace and listening your favourite Joy Division album
life is pain
Sluts u wanna rape
but anon
plastic dolls don't fight back
Woah I wanna rape her too. her face is plain and normal looking. Might be dumb, whatever.
Explain Why...
>>715854476
she wrote a note shot herself and fell off the stool knocking it over.
>>715854476
Suicide, because suicide is always the answer.
bump i wanna see if i was right.