Not that good at greentext, but here it goes >be me >be

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>>715846376
Go on.

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>>715846376

>can't let grammy know I'm making hammy

>fed my dog all those sandwhiches in my room

>>715846376
cont por favor

>>715846376
Then what happened!?

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>mfw I potentially helped save me and my grandmother from robbers by making ham and cheese sandwhiches
>can't let grammy know im making hammy
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT ANON PLEASE CONT.

Inb4
>Robbers return
>Yell to get down on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>715846376

>can't let grammy know I'm making hammy

>>715846376
sorry in advance for being different for original story, shit doesn't play out like that
>fastforward
>about 12 years of age
>7thgrade.jpg
>ohgod7thgrade.jpg
>everyone knew about the robber story
>when i told it i always emphasized the ham and cheese sandwich part
>nickname is literally 'ham
>i was fat too, so makes sense
>was somehow - somewhat popular
>still a fucking antisocial nerd
>like you fags as kids
>brest friend is my dog Rex (howoriginal.avi)
>and humanfag ...uhhhh... Mark
>yeah mark
>mark and i always dick around during and out of class
>still bring ham and cheese sandwiches
>get really jealous of some fag
>really popular, somewhat a chad
>eh, as chad as a 7th grader can get
>anyways always calls me fat and calls mark stupid
>dumb shit like that
>here's where the pooping bandit rip off part comes in
>just less shit
>ass kid played football
>had gym class with sports lockers in the changing room
>ass kid happened to be in my class
>happened to use the same locker for football and gym
>masterplan.mov
>decide i will make my name out there, but wont do it in a way they will know its me
>HAM

keep thread alive and I'll cont.

bumping for ham

>>715848151
keep going

BAMPPP

Can someone please screen cap, great potential here

>>715849103
pull the nigger dick out of your ass and screencap it yourself

>>715848151
>>715848151
>at that moment, i decide I'm fully committed
>i have a basic idea of the first step of my plan
>im going to fuck with his equipment
>a year or two before current moment in the story
>i played football to try to become more popular
>didnt work, but i learned that our poorfag school was super fucking anal about equipment
>if you fucked up your equipment, you would run till you puke, pay for the damaged equipment
>wonldn't be able to play for as many seasons as they chose, and would get massive amounts of detention
>holy shit this is amazing
>decide I will start out somewhat slow
>once again, my pre pubescent mind is trying to keep this ham and cheese related
>SuppliesNeeded.doc
>fast forward a day
>make grilled ham and cheese sandwich
>yes, i actually did
>still fucking love ham and cheese
>go into my room
>THERE IT FUCKING WAS
>IN FRONT OF MY MORTAL EYES
>THE KEY TO THE PUZZLE
>a lone triangular cut old, moldy, rancid, ham and cheese sandwich
>i knew what I was going to do with that gem
>i was going to stuff it into the padding of ass kid's football shit
>this may should retarded, but i promise you - no one would find that shit
>if i cut on the stich, into the padding stuffing H&C (ham and cheese), and stuffed H&C behind the padding
>the shit would harder to find than atlantas
>the only way they could find it, it to destroy the equipment
>they wouldnt do that
>would they

cont.

>>715850005
hooked, carry on op
bumping

idunno anon could they?

>>715850005

keep it going hammy davis jr

>>715848151
>HAM
my sides

>>WOULD THEY
>>715850005
WELL.. WOULD THEY!?!6!?

ANON GOES TO FANCY RESTAURANT AND FOR H&C
NO H&C SAMMY SORRY SIR
GRANNY DOESNT KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

b-b-b-bump!

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AStrO NIGGER IS BUmpin this sHit

Ham and bump sandwich!

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>>715850005
I like where this is going

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Bumping and screencapping as I go

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>>715850005
OP here
am tired fags.
Get a descent sized thread going
tomorrow/Wednesday
summon me


or maybe ill post in this thread idfk

>>715852387
GAY

>>715852387
ill give definite answer in 10m

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>>715852387

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>>715852387
WE WILL REMEMBER HAMANON

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>>715852387
>>715852443
>>715852551
>>715852580
okay fuck
ill post
let me eat my ham and cheese

>>715852373
Hi arkady! Hi mom!
>toasting in epic bread

>>715852691
LOVE YOU
RE-CHARGE YOU TUMMY WITH THE HAMMY

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>>715852691
LET THE HAMMY REGAIN YOUR STRENGTH

still bumping

op faggot leaves mid story

ok

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...

>>715850005

>trying to keep this ham and cheese related

>>715853425
he has to go get his daily ass pounding from the coloreds

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Bamp

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>>715852691
fags, when i stop continuing, summen me on wednesday
>few weeks later
>in the meantime i took the H&C sandwich and cut it into little piece
>i left it out in the sun in a tupperware basket thing
>i didnt even open it yet
>wouldve fucking puked
>i could see all the gross shit on it
>mold and the moist walls of the container
>have gym at the very end of the day, last period actually
>works perfectly
>ass kid has football practice right after school
>I put the sammich in my bag, still not opened
>stuffed it WAAAY down there
>if someone had any hint this was me, I'd get my ass kicked
>would also get buttfukkd with detention
>cant smell it b/c container
>go through day nervous as shit
>was pretty much the lurking edge lord 12 year old
>never got in trouble
>was so scared
>playitcool.webm
>lunch rolls around
>mark talking to me by my locker
>waiting for me
>go to grab the ham and cheeesey goodness contained in my lunch box signed from granny
>he saw the fucking sandwich
>fuck
>he's about to blurt out "anon, the fuck is ther a moldy ass gross asss ammich in yo damn luch box mayn? the fuck that shit?"
>well probably not that
>but he still saw
>but we're best friends so he's cool
>tell him my plan when we get to the cafeteria, i know he wont rat
>just two more periods
will cont. in this bread

>>715853425
didn't leave fag

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>>715854499
YESSSSSSSSSSS

keep it alive

>>715854589
forgiven xxx ooo

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>>715854499
please do Op

>>715853869
You said "coloreds". <3

>>715854499
don't leave us hanging like this OP

>>715852373
Thanks bruh I was gonna screencap it, you gonna compile it into one or you want me to?

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>>715854499
YASSSS

>>715855720
do whatever you want with my faggottry

OP here
due to complications, next cont may be a few more minutes than expected
If thread dies, summon me on wednesday

>>715854499
Preliminary research has shown that a single compound found in bee venom can destroy HIV, but it takes nanoscale engineering to get the process to work effectively.

If you finish tonight I'll post a pic of my ass

>>715856160
You better do faggot

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1-4 hamncheese boy

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Put me in the screencap

>>715856773
lol excess white, whatever

The glorious story of Hamanon must continue!

>>715855942
I WILL POST TITS IF U FINISH PLS

Please hamanon cont plzplzplz !!!

>>715854422
where is the whole story of this?

>>715856947
Today would be a good day to have an amazing husband who absolutely adored me.

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I love ham and cheeses too OP, god bless you

Also put me in the cap pls

Please OP deliver us your story

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haminator

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I'd like to be included in this screencap pls

>>715857329

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>>715857759

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this thread will live forever waiting for you op

It's fucking 2am over here and I'm waiting to see if OP delivers

OP PLS

I shall entertain you peasants with a story of my own until OP gets back
>Be me around 9 years old living with grandpa and grandma
>Grandpa was a good guy but he was one of those oldschool, stern and physical type of people (meaning he'd give me ass whoopings if i dun fukd up)
>We used to live in an apartment on the 5th floor with a balcony that's facing a decently busy road.
>One day me and my bro find one of those gummy balls(?) that bounce a lot when you throw them
>Decide to throw off balcony for shits and giggles and see if we can hit anyone
>Obviously we missed as the ball was small and light but this ball... this ball was the start of everything.
>We frantically searched the house for more balls to throw but to no avail we found none, which sparked up an idea in our young autistic minds
>We go to the fridge and get some eggs, adrenaline was coursing through our veins as we knew we were gonna fuk some shit up
>We await until gramps leaves the house that day and we camp on the balcony
>It was all ready, we found a random passerby in perfect distance, my brother decided to take the first shot and he went for it
>headshot.jpg, we ran back inside scared as shit trying to peek out of the window to see what happened to the guy
> Poor guy was drenched in egg yolk looking upwards trying to see who did that
> No chance he could have seen us from that angle
> That's when it all began... the first adrenaline rush we got from throwing something out of the window
Cont?

>>715853697
Totally underrated post.

>Literally OP
/thread

>>715858284
YEAH BOY

>>715858284
Continue pls

Where the fuck is OP

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come join us in here,

chat and shiet

https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/chillbox

Still waiting for OP to deliver

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>>715858774
Fucking kek

3am here
bumping vor hammy The sleepless
and dude that throws stuff out The window anon

According to the time in which OP usually continued, he will take another maybe 15 minutes to deliver. 3:10 here and I cannot watch much longer

>>715858385
Glad someones interested :^)
>We decide to stop their for that day because we didn't know when gramps was going to be home
>Fast forward to the next day, gramps heads to the market and to do some other shit so we knew we had a good two hours or so, ironically he was going to buy some eggs kek
> We wait a good 15 minutes to make sure there is no chance he's still nearby and we attack the fridge
> We scavenge some ammunition but this time we even take some tomatoes
> Realizing that the balcony was too risky, we decide to take these weird angle shots from the window to reduce chances of being seen
> Taking turns we start trying to hit the furthest targets so it's less suspicious that it's coming from our building
> We hit a solid 3-4 people that day and no one is suspicious of thing
> They all looked so fucking confused and one of them started screaming profanities but nobody had a clue where these eggs were flying from
> We call it a day and decide to stop so we don't get caught
> Gramps comes back home and starts restocking the fridge with the shit he bought from the market
> At that time, we had a cook that would come for like 3-4 hours a day to cook and leave as grandma was too old and physically rekt to cook
>Me and bro were eavesdropping from the room next to the kitchen
>Hear grandpa ask the cook how the fuck we ran out of eggs so fast
> try to hold in my kiddy keks
> He comes into the living room later on and tells us that he's suspicious of the cook stealing food
> We almost kekked their but we held our shit because we knew he'd fucking wreck us if he knew we were responsible
> Fast forward to two days later and gramps leaves the house again, cook still hasn't arrived and grandma is being a sedated sponge on the bed as usual
>We gather our supplies and do our thing once again
> This time shit goes fucking wrong , it wasn't our decisive fuck up but this was big.
will cont. in a sec need to peepee

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Put me in the fucking screencap.

>>715857754
>not screencaping this shit yourself with (you) in it

Kys faggot. NYPA

>>715859645
See>>715859712

Jesus fucking christ, you autists deserve to be forgotten.

>>715859478
Kek

>>715859871
-> >>715856773
Calm your tits nig-nog.

OPS' BACK BITCHES
a-anyone here?

>>715860374
Keep going fag

>>715860374
MOAR HAM N CHEESE!

>>715860374
yis

>>715860374
Yaaas

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>>715860374
MOOOAR

>>715860147
>nig-nog
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
To reddit with and (you)r normie ass.

>>715860374
OP DELIVER GODDAMN IT!

toasting in epic ham and cheese bread

>>715860374
okay. i'll finish my part here
ill finish part one. will post the 'ending to part 1 Wednesday, and will probably start part 2 then too.
there's still most pumping in this thread though
dont leave

please

>>715860922
OP's not gonna deliver FUCK

>>715861027
yes i am puss

>>715860922
op plz get a sandwich and post it all, i gotta know

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I NEED MORE HAMMY

>>715860922
TO CLARIFY IM WRITING MORE OF THE STORY IN THIS THREAD

>>715858284
>>715859478
> We go to the window and wait, we see someone passing by right under our building, usually this is a big no-no for us as it gives away more or less where the eggs are coming from
> look at my bro and decide fuck it what are the odds they'll know exactly which floor and which apartment.
> I do it, i fucking stick my hand out slightly and my bro gives me the go and I drop it
> Surprisingly, we were pretty skilled at it, it was a fucking headshot
> The guy is fucking LIVID, screaming, shouting the fucker gathers a literal crowd around him
> Too scared to peek again at this point I still hear talking noises I wait a good 20 secs and decide to do the peek-a-roo
> I peek out the window with just my forehead and eyes and FUCK
> Direct FUCKING eye contact
> At this point I thought we were fucked, I immediately jumped away from the window and start panicking
> Bro starts pacing around the room saying fuck fuck fuck fuck
> and the wait begins, 2 minutes pass, still no knock on the door , 5 minutes , 10 minutes..
> We didn't know what the fuck was going on, it was certain that he saw us
> 15 minutes later, KNOCK KNOCK.
> Panicking we run to the door and look out of the eye hole
> It's the retarded cook lady
> Open the door and she starts telling us how we won't believe what just happened
> Some kid on a bike threw an egg at a guy walking by our building
> KEK
> The fucker thought it was some kid on a bike who happened to be passing by
> We were saved, but that was not the end of our adventure...
Cont or not? Don't wana waste time typing but its nearing the end of the saga

>>715861071
YAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHH

>>715861147
moar

>>715861121
Holy shit, that actually looks really fucking good.

>>715861147
>Cont or not?

Do you have to ask?

>>715861147
Hahaha, this is awesome

>>715861147
holy fuck please cont

Pretty good thread goys

>>715861147
Yes continue anon please

>>715861499
2 stories in 1 thread, what more could you ask for

>>715861455
Chek'd

Compiling ballbrothers story kek.

>>715859478
Tfw "too old and physically rekt" probably means cripply dipply

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PLS CONTINUE ONE OF THE GREENTEXTS THESE STORIES ARE BETTER THAN THE TELLY

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continue

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>>715850005
>atlantas

I'm gonna assume you meant Atlantis... don't know why this made me kek.

>>715850005
sorry for the long ass wait
lets go
>8th period
>last period before gym
>last period before something great, or terrible will happen
>of fucking coarse its math
>goddamn maths
>dunt got time for that shit
>boring as fuck
>mark and i dick arounf as usual
>diiiiing
>fuck
>fuck?
>going to gym
>mark and I giggling the whole way
>we stop, and separate
>not to make anything seem obvious
>everyon'e changing
>im not
>im standing behind ass kids locker
>reading his combo
>and i got it
>im waiting
>"ALRIGHT FAGS, LETS GO"
>(roughly) said my gym teacher
>uhh mr.dickhead
>"what"
>i-i i uh i gotta poo poo
>"fine anon, hurry your ass up. Dont miss warmups"
>my innocent charm, works again
>charisma reaches lvl 10
>im all alone in the locker room
>i'm not wasting any time
>open ass kicks locker, eat one of his granola bars
>tasted like dick, wasnt ham and cheese flavored
>thats when i remember
>I FORGOT MY FUCKING HAMMY CHAMMY
>OHSHITNUGGETOI.TXT
>run the fuck outta there
>prop the door open with some fags pencil case
>still never understood why kids brought there books to gym
>FUCKING BURSTING DOWN THE HALLS
>locker is literally almost the enitre exact opposite of the school from the gym
>get there
>type in my pass code
>fuck
>locked
>try again
>fuck, locked
cont

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>>715862562
YAAASSSSSS 333

>>715862562
>hammy chammy
also cont

>>715858284
>>715859478
>>715861147
Alright then :^)
>Grandpa comes back later on that day maybe an hour or two after the incident, can't recall.
>He has no clue about the incident so he still isn't suspicious of us at this point
>He brings up once again that he thinks the cook must be 100% stealing because our groceries are dissapearing at an unbelievable rate
> He actually searches the cook that day when her shift was over on her way out
> Me and my bro were losing our sides from a distance
> He told her to empty her handbag
> Our sides were in orbit at this point, until we saw what she had in her handbag.
> Fucking cutlery, spoons , knives and stupid shit like that, all ours.
> The bitch was actually fucking stealing
> It was too awkward for 9 year old me to bear watch the confrontation, so me and my brother ran the fuck out of there and later on asked gramps what happened
> He said he shouted at her and fired her and threatened to call the cops kek
> Me and my brother took this as a sign, our grocery throwing was doing good to this world, a thief was caught and an annoying cyclist was blamed.
> We knew it couldn't stop their we had to up our game
> We waited patiently for a good 5 days, we were living on fast food at that point until we found a new cook
> New cook comes , fat and in her 50's the classic
> We decide now it's time to go back to our routine as it won't be that suspicious anymore
> The usual occurs, gramps goes somewhere the next day, grandma still being a sedated mattress in her room
> We decide to go all out that day
> We start fucking throwing everything , we go into a fucking craze the adrenaline is amazing
> We start with eggs then tomatoes all within decent intervals and different distances
> We were feeling real good , we felt indestructible at that point , luck must have been at our side
> We empty the fucking fridge from tomatoes, that day luckily their was not much so I doubt it was too obvious, but i guess it didnt matter because that day

>>715862761
HELL YEAH 2ND STORY

>>715862761
will cont in a sec comment too long

Thought the thread was dead for a minute there

Hamboy and ballbrother are amazing, thanks guise. Much entertainment.

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Keep the thread alive. Some spaghetti

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>>715863171
i agree anon

>>715863082
I called em' hamanon and egganon, but those names are good ( while writing this i realised that but those without a space is butthose, mini kek

>>715863293
kek

>>715863355
Duce dub dubs

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>>715862562
continued
>try again
>fuck, locked
>third times the charm
>go it
>grab that shit
>run again
>teacher: "WOAH WoaH, slow down!"
>fuck that
>naruto down the hall
>get to gym, door is open
>open that Tupperware bowl shit faster than the haste of 1000 paladins
>intenseransichamsandwhich.mov
>i have an insanely strong stomach, and i still almost puked
>fucking gagging while shoving this abomination of a sandwich into ever creavice i can find
>dump the rest of the juices on his food and cleats
>im sweating from running, and look nauseated as fuck from the rancid ham and cheese
>"ANON, GET OUT HERE NO- *gags*"
>fuck - once again
>"anon, ar-are you okay"
>mfw my sleezey, greasy appearance, the horrid stench, and the fact that the teacher thought I was shitting
>"go to the nurse anon"
cont

>>715863403
thank

>>715863515
shit, cont
i gotta know if you come back from nurse

>>715858284
>>715859478
>>715861147
>>715862761
>That fucking day is the day we do our fatal mistake, a mistake that shattered our grocery throwing career for years to come
> After we emptied the fucking fridge from what little was left from eggs and tomatoes we weren't satisfied , we had to go further
> We run into our room and we start looking for shit to throw, it wasn't even about hitting people at this point , we just wanted to fucking throw the feels was indescribable
> we find a few retarded items to throw, we found an old remote of some RC car we had we knew it had to go
> we were both scared shitless as this thing was solid and it could fuck someone up
> We knew we must do it, it was our legacy at that point
> We go to the window, we open it up to the fullest at the point and my brother fucking throws that thing with a force of a 100 suns as far away as possible
> We can hear the crash and a fucking car alarm goes off I shit you not
> I never felt more alive than that moment, the fear of getting caught was fucking intense
> We ran back to our room , we didn't even want to peek and see what was going on their
> We knew this would get us fucked, the damage isn't just getting somebodies clothes dirty and this point
> We decide to lay off that window in the living room
>We still had a good half an hour left at that point before gramps was home but we were still afraid because of the car alarm
cont.

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>>715863254
Glad you agree /b/ro

>>715863780
shit

>>715863780
Nice

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Rattler will play you the song of his people if you include him in your screencap.

>>715863867
how do you feel about cooking spaghetti with chicken?

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>>715863515

Still compiling both stories into one image, will post both after both are done.

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>>715864065
ah forgot spaghetti, sorry

GO TO HOSPITAL

>>715864065

Connor?!

GO TO HOSPITAL (1)

GO TO HOSPITAL (2)

>>715863780
This is some top quality sperglord behavior right here, god damn

GO TO HOSPITAL (3)

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>>715864209
I-I'm not Connor, sorry anon

>>715864327
new anon curious about spaghetti with chicken

>>715863780
> Sitting in our room contemplating what our next move should be
> On one hand we just caused a fucking scene and their was a good chance someone would come to our door if we were spotted, on the other hand we had enough time for more shit to be thrown
> After a 5 minute debate we decide not to throw anything anymore, looking back I wish we didn't decide this because this is what fucked us
> We were still in our room which also had a window, it wasn't facing the same road we were usually throwing shit on but the one behind it
> My brother was going through some of the shit on his desk looking for potential shit to throw in our next round when he finds some shitty notebook that he hadn't used
> He kekkingly just opens our window and throws it out, I mean, after a good week of throwing tomatoes, the remote of an RC car and eggs this was nothing in comparison
> but oh fuck was he wrong
> Gramps was taking unusually long that day
> It was like 1 hour after his ETA and he still wasn't here
> That's when grandma comes in the room... She says she got a call from gramps and he's fucking raging and she asked us what we did
> We're fucking shitting our pants at this point
> She said he's on his way home right now and he'll be here in a minute
cont.

>>715864065
Very interesting proposition anon , it certainly depends

>>715864408
chicken parmigiana, look it up. fuckin delicious

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>>715864408
its pretty good, i suggest cutting chicken into small pieces, then boiling it, then add spaghetti, then remove at the same time. it adds chicken flavor, and its great

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I jus stuff sogettio in side chickeneci

I'm screencapping OP so you gotta finish this

>>715864609
damn do you just use cooked breasts or is there seasonings on the chicken and what not

>>715864812
na, get raw breast, cut into small pieces, boil it for a bit, until its almost done, then add in the spaghetti, and take it out when they are both done

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>>715864609
Some alfredo

>>715864441
Oh fuck, Egganon, this story is too rich. Jesus.

>>715864994
beautiful

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>>715863515
>go to nurse
>say some bullshit about that im sick and have
>diarrhea
>nurse says I can go home
>mfw i was allowed to go home because i
>was trying to ruin someone with a ham and cheese sandwich
>grammy gets there to pick me up
>go grab my shit, run over to gym to tel mark i did it
>gym has ended after my wait
>freebreeze is smelt through the ait
>jeeIWonderWhy.png
>mark is still getting dressed
>jocks getting ready for footbull
>including ass kid
>convince mark to wait until ass kid opens his locker
>k
> we only waited about 30 seconds
>creeeeeek
>ass kid vomits in middle of crowed locker room
>he vomitted on to other kids, causing them to vomit
>a literal train of vomit
>football coach and gym teacher in awe
>me and mark laughing our asses off
>keep hearing more people vomit
>keep in mind these are kids
>the first few vomit yet again
>THERIDENEVERENDS.GIF
>after awhile it settles down
>mfw the entire time
>mfw this is something you hear about in a shitpost
>mfw all after school activities were shutdown (dunt knuw why)
>i let everyone know who patient zero was
>ass kid
>within a day everyone knows about it
>the classes around the gym had to teach in other parts of the building or outside
>and this is only the beginning
>fucking love ham and cheese
summon me Wednesday my /b/rothers, more adventure to be told

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>>715852792

>>715865206
i wish you well anon, please, continue your wonderful story when you have time

>>715865358
stick around Wednesday!

>>715865206
God bless you Hamanon, enjoy your night

>>715865206
And thus the Saga of Hamanon began.

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>>715865206
How do we summon you, great one? What shall we chant as we ask you to bless the world with your presence again?

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>>715865206
I hope I'm here wednesday for this, holy shit.

Here's the whole 7 posts btw

>>715864441
> We both ran to our beds and took out some random text books to pretend as if we're studying
> And the wait began..
> It felt like fucking years, my heart was beating like crazy, all the energy in my body was being channeled to the autism center in my brain
> Then we heard it, the door unlocks
> Gramps goes in the house, we can hear his fucking footsteps towards our room
> All those years in my life where I even had a near death accident and that moment was the scariest moment of my life, the door handles gets pulled down and gramps walks in
> From his face I immediately knew this was no joke, he was here to fucking shrek us
> In his hand was guess what? THE FUCKING NOTEBOOK, it was MY fucking notebook with my fucking NAME in it, my autistic brother thought it was just an empty notebook
> He just stares at us for a good 3 seconds then says
> 'So apparently they found this notebook with your name on it anon, I guess that would explain how things were going missing from the house?'
> then he fucking EXPLODES
> he starts shouting shit at us and heads towards my brother
> my brother was laying on the bed he grabs him from the leg and pulls his leg up and starts spanking the shit out of his leg sole
> me horrified on the bed knowing that I was next I thought to myself if anything I could probably survive that it didn't look like it hurt so much, but boy was I in for a surprised
> gramps throws my bro away literally a good half a meter away from the bed and he walks towards me
> and thats when it happened, he full on fucking punched me, now he probably held back on his punch but fuck that bitch hurt
> funnily enough I immediately pissed my pants on the spot
> I think my brother shat his as far as I recall
> Gramps left the room and that was more or less the end of it
> But that wasn't the end of it forever, oh no... fast forward 3 years later we cooked up another plan
if anyone is still interested I can write the 3 year later saga, its pretty gud.

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also, for those of you here for the spaghetti, please join this discord
https://discord.gg/4Kfs7

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AND FROM THIS DAY FORTH THE LEGEND OF HAMMON CAME TO 4CHAN. ALL PRAISE HAMMON

>>715864441
fuck the ham nigga i want the throwing shit nigga

>>715865598
Go on m8

>>715865666
Satan approves

>>715865598
pls

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>>715865598

Yes pls. Much entertain.

>>715865539
well i can't make it up
that's no fun

>>715865598
Fuck yes, please kek

>>715865932
o so it was pointless for me to save all this

>>715866550
-shrug- Just put it out there for people who didn't save it, you're welcome to your copies.

FUCK I NEED MORE PLS

Bump this shit eggy

>>715846376
>>mfw I potentially helped save me and my grandmother from robbers by making ham and cheese sandwhiches
>>fucking love ham and cheese
nice ending hahah

>>715865598
>>715865932
Alrighty then
> 3 years after the original incident, we move back with our grandparents (shortly after the first saga we moved back with our parents because of their work)
> This time we had another musketeer with us
> Our cousin, who was slightly less autistic than us but equally as brain damaged came in to live with us at that time
> It had been a good 3 years since we threw anything and our relationship with gramps had bettered
> One fateful day we get our hands on some firecrackers, I can't recall who gave them to us exactly
> Being the autistic fucks that we were, we were too lazy to go outside and light them up
> That's when the unfortunate idea came to us again, how about we light them and throw them out of the window?....
> It started nice and simple, the same old routine of peeking and dropping, sometimes they wouldn't even pop because the fire would die during the fall
> But it a good two-three times we pulled it off and scared some random passer-bys
> But this wasn't enough, it wasn't satisfying, it wasn't the same feeling we had 3 years ago
> That's when we thought up of our new plan
> Now I know things might start sounding a bit too absurd from this point on, but I shit you not this all happened
> This time we changed up our routine, we'd do shit late at night when everyone was asleep.
> We awaited till 2 am and ran into the kitchen, at this point we didn't want to fuck with eggs and tomatoes anymore, we wanted to go one step further, looking back we were really fucking damaged children
> We took an empty nutella jar
> I was strictly against this idea but my brother convinced my cousin into it
> My cousin and bro took turns and pissed into the nutella jar
> They were actually going to throw that thing, it was fucking hard as shit , full of piss and could potentially kill someone
> They weren't even going to aim or anything, just straight out open the window and throw it as far as fucking possible
> So my bro takes the jar
cont

>>715854499
nice dubs, still reading. Bumping alon gthe way

>>715866990
moar

>>715866990
Come on, continue this shit, you legend

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>>715846376
>>be about 7
>>be many moons ago

>>715866990
> full of piss and everything
> he opens the window and prepares for his throw, it was late at night and dark as shit so their was no way we were going to be spotted
> he winds up his arm for the throw and goes for it
> surprisingly (not really he was clumsy as fuck) it slips out of his arm and ends up falling directly infront of our building
> 0.5 seconds later and we still don't hear a glass shattering sound
> confused we look down and we realized what had happened
> the fucking jar fell on a convertible cars roof and ripped its way through
> my brother actually has a picture of this till this day (i think) and if he were awake right now I'd try to deliver
> we fucking kek and decide to stop for the day as this was too fucking close to our building and who knows what will happened tomorrow because of this.
cont. in a sec shit gets fukt soon

>>715866990
Oh fuck. You gotta be shitting me, omg.

Ya'll niggas was wild lmao

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