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>>716138189
Where the pussy ??
Judy Hopps/Zootopia Thread
Post your good stuff
Post the literal oldest and most out of date shit memes you can possibly think of
>>716138874
grootttyyyyy
gross.
>>716134045
Stop obsessing about her.
>>716134045
Awkward Christmas stories
>be 13 at time
>unwrapping presents
>extremely tired
>older sister gets a flashlight
>think it's a dildo for some reason
>ask dad why he bought her a dildo
>whole room is quiet and I realized I said this
>"it's a flashlight dummy, why would you think dad would give me a dildo?"
>don't know what to say, but mouth moves anyway
>"cause no one wants you cause you're ugly."
>sister cries all day
>dad secretly thought it was funny
>unwrapping presents
>mom unwraps a present
>it's a broom
>father stand up and screams THATS NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU ASSHOLES, GIVING YOUR MOTHER A BROOM LIKE SHE IS A WITCH
>dead silence
>everybody shocked
>mom thanks her daughter for the pretty broom she asked for
>be 15
>shopping with mom before Christmas for little brother
>really bored
>meet a girl I'm friend with stuck in the same situation
>playing around with pool noodles
>sword fighting with them like fighting dick
>she drops hers and bends over to get it
>poking her ass with pool noodle like its my dick
>our moms arrive in that moment
>think we're dating
>sit us down in the middle of the store to give us a sex lecture
>both irritated and wanna leave
>all Christmas we both get questioned non-stop about each other by families
>meet up New Year's Eve and have sex in her closet
>opening gifts with extended family
>dad gets imported beer, wine, corkscrew, flask and other drinking accessories
>everyone asking how he likes his gifts
>tells everyone he's been in AA for 5 months
>after awkward silence they hint that he should keep the gifts cause it'd be "difficult" to return them the throughout the night
Hey /b/, I'm going on my first date tonight! How do I look?
>>716139205
Old.
Skux, deluxe. Get em' Tiger.
you look like someone who would date rape
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>716118854
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I dont knw why Im here
Still here
submit to the shota!
I'm in.
Drawthread
rich high fag lurking
Any requests?
>>716136500
Hey I'm also a little high
But not by choice
Pussy Deluxe
>>716136910
enjoy your b&
da fuck
more deluxe
Glug Glug
its almost 6am and i just grabbed two cans of soda, drank one minutes ago. Hope i dont have to chug a glass
Oh no!
>>716136658
Ok
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13 has to an hero
rolling for 13
>>716134296
Why cause 13 is the number of mass consciousness and if u kill urself physically Ull be with the universe and live forever spiritually?
Fuck you :)
Who else experienced this goddess, and is waiting for the upload of her broadcast?
Praise be Johnny Appleseed
I'm uploading it to mega now.
>>716135671
Godspeed, kind anon
hey /b/, looking for an account sharing community
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