Hey /b/, I'm going on my first date tonight! How do I look?

>>716139205
Old.

Skux, deluxe. Get em' Tiger.

you look like someone who would date rape

>>716139241
Yeah, I recently divorced my wife. Haven't been on the dating scene for ages, but tonight is looking promising!

>>716139205
Go get 'em, Tiger.

>>716139205
Your first date?! Hahaha what are ya? Like fucking late 30's ?

>>716139205
Pretty good tbh. Godspeed bro

>>716139395
38, to be specific.

>>716139205
Good luck mate. Just remember the Jews did 9/11. Have fun!

>>716139455
Why so late for a first date? Your not ugly so it is odd that you have a first date when 38

Not bad at all, friend. I wish you luck.
Godspeed.

>>716139205
Let me see that shirt. Not a big fan of it. What else you got?

you look good bro good luck on your first date with a new girl !

>>716139600
Well I just divorced my wife recently, so it's not exactly a first date, but I haven't dated other women in a long time, so it's like a fresh start haha

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He just said it's his first date following his divorce.

Learn to read, faggots.

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Thanks for the confidence boost! Haha

this is a lie because no one on 4chan goes on dates you fucking ugly shit

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>>716139205
You look likable, lovable, and dateable. Good choice to smile without showing gums. You might appear tense if it stays on your face too long, but anxiety is part of meeting people. Take comfort in knowing that the other person is on equal footing in this situation.

what do you do for a living ? why dating so late

>>716139689
Fuck off. I don't read threads I just reply

Hope you don't have to pay much alimony/child support OP

>>716139832
Thanks, reading that helped me a lot. I'm pretty nervous right now and I could use all the support I can!

>>716139205

You look like you sealed your trunk watertight.

>>716139880
Doubt it. He looks infertile.

I'd have cut your hair a bit shorter on the sides but other than that you look great.

>>716140006
Yeah I was thinking this too,

>>716140067
And change that fucking shirt.

>>716140006
I have a razor, should I shave right now?

Fire up the windowless rape van,grab the chloroform,and look for those big size 14 girls,you know,the ones with plenty of skin....

>>716140150
yes

>>716140150
No, because you might fuck it up. And it can be hard to do the back. Just leave it for now, it is not too bad.

Where are you taking him?

>>716139205
Looking good anon. Godspeed.

>>716140150
shave the sides and a bit on the top. shave your beard too

>>716139205
>How do I look?
Like Will Ferrell

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>>716139205
You look like Lupin the third

>>716139205
you look like Will Ferell dude

>>716140265
NICE ONE

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>>716140282
Is this good? Not sure if I did it right. I changed the shirt too, do I look sharp?

>>716140391
yeeee eme2

What kind of date?

>>716140449
you look like hank from king of the hill

>>716140449
dude you cut that pretty tight. Like I was thinking a more fade.

>>716140449
Dude you done fucked up

>>716140506
I was thinking just a nice restaurant dinner then a walk in the park. Does that sound good?

>>716139205
I see you've went for the preemptive strike op, growing the slick little goaty to try and smother the receding hairline. Hope she likes gammon heads because your on a one way slope to slap head city.

HAHAHAHAHHAA you took advice from these guys on 4 chan

>>716140449
you look good my dude

>>716140449
Fuck you op I sit and type out a heart felt message about your hair and goatee then you morph into an some dude who rapes cadets in the armed forces.

Did someone say hairy wrists?

>>716140449
think they meant to trim the beard up, mate.

Still look clean af. Its all about confidence, believe in herself and yer fuckin bulletproof, mate.

>>716140449
Now you look much older. Is that good? Who can know for sure

>>716140449
Quickly glue the hair back on op, your skull is shaped like a monkey nut.

>>716140760
I feel much better though. Who cares if I'm a little old, I still have the charisma, right? Haha

>>716139205
You look great, remember he will thank you for sucking him on a first date,

>>716140594
Thats a classic.

>>716140735
You Scottish anon ?

You look like a rural cop post-haircut

Librarian first pic

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A hair cut like this would suit you.
But you done fucked it up and cut too far up. Now your head looks weird. Like some army dude.

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Say you're royalty

>>716140449
u look good but ur smile is creepy and unnatural so work on ur facial expressions a bit

>>716139205
Like you'll be bald in a few years.

you look like you would beat the shit out of your girl for pissing you off

>>716139205
Gorgeous.
Reminds me of Will Ferrel.

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this look would kill on ya, mate

>>716140449
This is now a dick rate thread.

>>716140150
No. Your beard is fashionable and well groomed. In the past, surveys indicated that some women disliked beards only because they felt there was a lack of commitment to personal hygiene. If you've had a full beard in the past, you already know that those four-inch long fuckers off your face look like pubes when they land on your plate. Let the relationship develop before you make changes bases on what your date likes. Your beard looks fine. Trim and clean your nails instead in case you get into her pants.

Well I'm off to leave on my date now guys, wish me luck!

Google

erik eberhardt


nice try OP

>>716140922
what would i call this haircut? i dont wanna bring a pic in to my baber because fuck that

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get played, google erik eberhardt

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You need to just rock a crew cut. Then you'll be fine. Good luck.

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Wear one of these OP

he's taking a picture with a fucking iphone 4 how did you retards believe this was a recent picture and he used a different camera that requires you to upload it to your computer. and he shaved his fucking head and beard in a 5 minute period ? Jesus you guys are fucking stupid

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Wear this OP

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OP wear these

op just fucking kill yourself you fucking lying fuck i really thought i was helping someone out today but of course it is a fucking troll i honestly hope the worst for you now

>>716141736
you can help me out, though. i have similar face/hair to him but 25 years old. any suggestions friendo?

>>716141580
Pls dont

>>716141314
Ha. I'm an idiot. Nothing new there.

>>716141314
I use to check this shit, but the more you use this site, the more you just don't give a fuck. It's /b/ after all.

>>716141250
Just have it on ya phone. When the barber asks, just whip out ya phone. Not weird, people do it all the time.

I guess you can call it a short hair fade. Google short hair fade

child molester 100%

>>716141314
Where's the joke though? I mean what's special / funny about this guy?

From first pages of Google he looks like a pretty regular guy.