If you post in this thread, good fortune will happen to you in 2017!
Go!
Dubs means you are immune to bad aids.
Niggers
I AM THE EATER OF WORLDS and a happy new year!!!
happy new year
s/fur plans for 2017
try not to die
Can we get a chubby/fat thread going please!
bump
>>717234390
Just go to /soc/ and save yourself the time.
Absolutely not.
Feels thread? Feels thread. Lets do this
bump for interest
I went outside, which just means browsing /b/ on my phone
hold me, /b/ros
>>717231745
>>717231969
I came here to find cool pictures and got lost in a feels thread
Happy New year /b/ros
STEAM2017 BEG THREAD
i'd love rust rn
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Skippie4k
Begging for Age of mithology extended edition
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198048999125/wishlist
https://steamcommunity.com/id/robensate/
starbound pls
also 4chan doesnt deliver, theres no point trying
i just want starbound so i can play with my ex
xd
>>717235835
not so sure /b/ro i got gta v from 4chan
YLYL. POST ONLY ONES YOUVE LOST AT
Bump
bumpin this hard nigga
10/10 thread. no nudity pls.
Im in acute opiate withdrawl and i got a bunch of valium expecting it to help me but its not doing shit. How can i ease withdrawls for next few days?
Immodium. Get the cheaper walmart version. 200 for like 9 bucks. Helps with all withdrawl symptoms. Vitamin b and benadryl also help.
Realistically, however, you should just kill yourself for being a piece of shit junkie.
>>717231717
milk, fatty foods like burgers n fries.
orange juice.
have nice relaxing bath.
just deal with it lad. you can do it.
>>717231717
A noose will take all withdrawal symptoms away forever
Butterface
lol caseys neistasts mom
>>717236758
What you drinking /b/
>>717235757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8OnMy0kPb8
Rule34 thread v4
>>717237468
smol
so /b/ros basically
>been fucking this guys girlfriend for a month now
>he doesn't know but hates that I snapchat her all the time
>blocks me on snapchat from her account (for like the 3rd time; she always just adds me back the next day)
>this time is different because he tells her if he has to block me again he's going to fight me
>be 22, he's 21.
give me advice
pic related it's me
>>717238876
Fuck her then fuck him up
>>717238876
I follow you everywhere man. Don't snap her again.
>>717238876
Sweet mask dude, where did you buy it
We can all agree that this was the worst Star Wars movie made to date, right?
>>717238295
No.
>>717238295
When she eats like a pig, smacking her food with her mouth open...
Why?
>>717238295
Not sure about that. I think its worst crime was being brazenly unoriginal. Just lifted directly from A New Hope.
OFFICIAL 4CHAN DEADPOOL
FINAL THREAD
The Rules:
1 - Predict the death of someone in 2017
2 - If you get dubs, trips, etc, your prediction is added to the list
3 - Must be a known, living individual
4 - ONE name per post
5 - If you are re-rolling for someone else's post, you MUST state you are rolling - simple replies without it do not count
Go.
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THE LIST SO FAR PART ONE
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Adam Sandler
Amy Schumer
Angela Merkel
Anita Sarkeesian
Anthony Hopkins
Barbara Chandler aka Chris Chan's Mom
Barack Obama
Betty White
Bill Clinton
Bill Gates
Bill Murray
Catie Wayne aka Boxxy
Charlie Sheen
Cher
Chris Chan
Christopher "Moot" Poole
Daniel Keem
Donald J. Trump
Elton John
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg aka PewDiePie
Garry Kasparov
George R R Martin
George Soros
George Takei
Hillary Clinton
Hiroyuki Nishimura
Jaden Smith
Jeff Mangum
Joseph Hernandez aka JoeysWorldTour
Julian Assange
Justin Bieber
Justin Trudeau
Kanye West
Katie Price
Kenn Navarro
Kirk Hammett
LeafyIsHere
Little T
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THE LIST SO FAR PART TWO:
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Madeleine Albright
Mark Zuckerberg
Markus Persson aka Notch
MC Ride
Mel Brooks
Michael Schumacher
Mike Pence
Milo Stewart
Milo Yiannopoulos
Misha / Mishovy Silenosti (Pokemon Go Song Kid)
Morgan Freeman
MrRepzion aka DarthReptile
Neal DeGrasse Tyson
Ozzy Osbourne
Patrick Stewart
Paul McCartney
Pitbull
PizzaPartyBen
Pope Francis I
Queen Elizabeth II
Ray Mabus
Regis Philbin
Rick Astley
Ricky Hatton
Robert Downey, Jr.
Robert Paulson aka Anon who posted "Me"
Sam Roberts
Seth McFarlane
Shay Carl
Stan Lee
Stefan Löfven
Stephen Hawking
Taylor Swift
Theresa May
Tim Cook
Tony Blair
Vladimir Putin
Wayne Gretzky
Zarna Joshi
Zoie Burgher
Rolling for Clint Eastwood
If you woke up and you had a giant cock tomorrow, would it change your life around?
>>717233032
I'm already 8 inches big but I'm a NEET with 0 friends so yeah I don't think gaining an inch or two will change much.
>>717233155
I'm also a khv.
>>717233032
Kill yourself