You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're an oldfag.
the proof is in the puddin
I edit my CSS
WWYD thread
>>717259104
Recommend a better concealer for the herp on her face.
>>717259245
I hate when chicks have moles or growths on their face, but never do anything about them.
They aren't "beauty marks"... they are cancer and on their face.
Disgusting...
No cheating
>>717258183
i'm not a robot
>>717258300
f*ck.
Port
What should i do to she ? She is texting me a lot
i'm on 4chan too you moron :)
>>717258739
Okay, your main tw acc?
>>717258411
>>717258739
I don't believe you
Why don't you have a girlfriend yet /b/?
>>717257367
They are expensive and are cause more problems than they solve.
>>717257367
show me an ugly dude with a 8/10 girl and i'll feel like you need a reason. That guy is obviously more attractive than you or I and thus easily will get a gf
>>717257367
I do, she's my perfect little petite playmate
male asses
Pascal's Wager states that it's smarter to bet that there is a God because if you are wrong, the consequences are not as dire as having incorrectly bet that there is no God.
Math has conclusively proven that God exists, so why do you foolishly choose disbelief?
>>717256849
You are a very sad, and somewhat frightening individual. I hope you don't possess weapons.
>>717256849
Math doesn't conclusively prove that God exists, it is just suggested that believing in God is a more efficient position for someone to take.
However, if the only reason why you "believe in God" is because it is a "safer option," then I'm not entirely sure that that would grant you access to heaven. Aren't you supposed to genuinely believe in him?
In any case, there are plenty of other religions / deities / belief systems, so in reality, mathematically speaking, the probability of you selecting the "correct" religion is highly unlikely.
I suggest you operate in a way that maximizes your ability to achieve any goals you deem worthwhile before your time on this world is over.
>>717258009
/thread
Nice response anon
Kinder Surprise
PT 3: Mission; Get Tumblr to accept and defend our new gender.
Kindergender
Kl, Klir, Klimself, Kerself
Lets spread the word faggots
PS: hi asian spam guy.
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>>717257111
Checked
Reporting in for Operation: Kinder Surprise
Do you even get laid?
>>717261352
idk i kinda gave up after i got my heart broken
>>717261352
Not for 24 years
no wtf is this no furrries
g/fur
fuck me, right?
bunch of homos
Someone random number messaged me saying that they were sorry the stuff under mattress disappeared. I messaged backing saying "its not fucking good enough". The rage has gone on since. Any ideas on a reply?
>>717254334
Say "go fuck a nigger" and leave it at that
Flood the inbox with trap porn
Bumping for potential
Anyone have the Justin video? The liveleak is down and I didn't save.
>>717258264
https://my.mixtape.moe/hpdcmg.webm
My an hero
Link wont work on ph... Any other link pls?
>>717259630
Just download the fucking file then you cunt.
First kik and snapchat slut thread of 2017
>>717251109
autist9000
>>717251252
kik or sc?
>>717251109
Perksofbeingbae
Snapchat
Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Claimed
>>717255148 (Duke)
To trigger people
>>717255395 (Cute)
Getting fucking drunk
Rule34 v6
>>717258916
>>717258916
Bump cause I can