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hello cancer

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How are you guys tonight?

Tits or GFO!!!!

How many fingers you can put in your cunt!

You know the rules. Tits or gtfo

who was phone?

Rolllll

I'm fine, thanks.

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>>718539341

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First

>>718541271
I just hope no one has a banana picture on hand. . .

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>>718541528
>>718541271

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>your basic trump voter
pic related

Some jocks were bullying me at school last year. There were 3 of them, they teased me all the time. Well, I spent months training the art of Bushido. I learned how to speak Japanese too. Using a katana I bought from Sakura-con, I honed my skills. I showed up to school one day after I reached black belt in Bushido. I had a long leather trenchcoat, hair in a ponytail, and a classy trilby on my head. The jocks approached me, wearing their letterman jackets
>"hey fag, why are you so gay?"
I get into Bushido stance
I focus my ancestors power as I grab the handle of my Katana, hidden under my trenchcoat.
>"Shinu tame no junbi" (prepare to die)
The school security cameras just show 3 jocks falling over, their heads and arms falling off. My Bushido was so fast, the cameras couldn't catch any movement. That's why I'm not in jail. Actually, I'm in a polyamory relationship with all 3 of the jocks cheerleader girlfriends. Thank you for hearing my tale.

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Fine, fine.

>11th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. I look back on that incident sometimes and think, "is she a stronger person because of that? Or a weaker person?" Maybe I should look her up some time, see how she's doing.

>Be me in 3rd grade
>Kid named Tony brings handheld video game to school. He's quiet and keeps to himself
>Me and friend yank it out of his hand during recess.
>Run my ass off to the "under construction/keep out" jungle gym.
>Throw his vidya game up onto the top level of the structure
>Tony goes after it, climbs over the yellow tape barriers, makes it to the top level
>Platform falls out from underneath him, he falls headfirst into concrete
>ohshit.jpg
>Me and friend run away laughing nervously
>Yard supervisor is crouched down over him, screaming
>Ambulance shows up, he gets taken away
>Luckily for us, we never said anything and nobody saw us
>Never see Tony back at school, all the kids assume he's dead
(Fast forward to senior year of HS)

>Meet super qt 3.14
>We end up dating
>go over to have dinner with her parents
>Says she has disabled older brother they take care of
>We get to her parents house, they are out at a doctors appointment
>See picture in a frame
>ohshit.jpg
>it's Tony
>Scared as fuck, but qt gf wants to fuck before everyone gets back home
>Mfw I'm nailing her over the couch, accidently make eye contact with Tony picture while I nut
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Put on spongebob and sit on opposite couches just in time for parents car to roll into driveway.
>Door opens, parents walk in, pushing dude my age who looks like Stephen hawking in a wheelchair
>Drool coming out of his mouth
>I say hi, quickly head to bathroom
>at dinner table now
>Tonys just sitting there drooling, staring at his plate
>Parents ask me how old I was, where I grew up, etc.
>Nervously tell the truth
>"Oh wow, you and Tony probably went to school together!" The mom says
>Tony slowly looks up at me with his disabled eyes
>Goes full retard, howling and convulsing
>Parents and GF thought it was a seizure, I knew by his eyes he remembered me

(2 weeks later)

>Be me sitting next to Tony in hospital room
>He on a ventilator
>He dies hours after I go home

>>718542124

Gotta marry rich

>>718542171

VPN is key

Pay for it you cheapo, torrents always download at shit speed and you need like a million other softwares to mount and decompress the games. Not worth IMO, just buy the game on Steam or Kinguin.net for cheaper prices. And yes, they usually have virus, the cracks are full of trojans.

>>718542467
100% lies ignore this

just go to pirate bay and download things with skulls, if there was anything wrong with them people would know and they wouldn't be popular and get skulls

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>googl didn't help
are you brand new to the internet?

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yeah, pictures are pretty rare as far as I know

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Dani

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>>718536434
Lauren

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Ashley

Reverse image search u pleb

http://nadine-j.de/model/14/55

2005. she's probably pushing 45+ by now

>>718538613
This is Nadine Jansen, former queen of /b/, you uneduceted swine!

Nothing to contribute now but bumping anyways.

Good luck, rekt threads have been absolute shit lately.

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This fucked me up, im gonna share.

true

this does not make my penis hard

>>718537960
If I ever find you, you'll be sorry.

>>718537960
Who cares?
2/10 to make me reply