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Awesome!
Primo Victoria

>>718504663
Mein nigga

Broken - Gorillaz.

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I've been seeing a lot of Gorillaz in music related threads.

I like it

Armarillo - Gorillaz

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>>718500014
Start with her....geez

Atlantic County checking in

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>>718500080
Another one that I tried to get xrayed but no good

kys faggot

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>>718509184

>>718505073
>we'll call her "Riley" and her brother "Nathan"
>genericNames.jpg
>anywhore, Riley looked like sex
>not like an actual thingy going in another thingy
>the people kind of sex
>bullet for my valentine blaring in my ears
>only had 5 songs on that iPod
>installed them that morning
>listened to the same 5 songs on repeat all day bc I was so goddamn proud of that device
>fat momma hugs everyone and introduces herself and kids
>small baby still breathing, fortunately
>Riley kinda waves and mutters "Hi"
>shy as shit
>Nathan fist bumps meh
>bro
>before the bro fist was gay
>hear mom yell from upstairs that dinner was getting close to being ready
>oh fuck yes, ham
>I can devour an entire christmas ham in minutes
>or at least I think I can
>let everyone else in front of me
>get a glance at Riley's scrumptious ass on the way up the stairs
>pitching a huge tent
>mMMM need that in my life, gurl

>>718505783
>make it upstairs with my third leg weighing me down
>afraid I might turn too fast and knock somebody down
>"911 what is your emergency?"
>"Cock club mk. II"
>make it to kitchen and the sweet smell of ham fills my lungs
>and some cigarette smoke
>how the fuck do people do that in a house this nice
>uncle doesn't give a shit
>he's playing cards at the end of the counter with other uncles
>first in line for huge slice of ham
>stuffing, corn, bunch of other shit
>hawt damn
>realize I didn't leave enough space on my plate for Riley to hop on
>ohwell.jpg
>shuffle into living room bc dining room table full of old people
>old people that smell
>old people that blow their nose in a handkerchief and then put the same goddamn thing back in their pocket
>because that's appetizing
>heart drops into gut when Riley comes through the doorway
>she must not like old people smell or snotty hand rags either
>but she must really like ham
>hugeslice.jpg
>I love me a woman who knows her ham
>sits beside me on the couch
>important info because there were 4 couches in this room
>I told you bigassmansion.jpg for a reason
>bc this shit is big

>>718506002
>silently eat
>awkward children
>awkward because I want to vigorously plow the gorgeous creature sitting next to me stuffing her face with ham
>should be stuffing herself with my ham
>kek
>blurt out "jesus mom makes a damn good pig"
>wtf anon
>you don't just mention your mother's ability to roast hogs to people you want to be inside
>she giggles
>GIGGLES
>oh shit she's cute
>ohfuck.jpg
>"yeah I think so. Mom can't cook anything right. She's not like Maw-Maw. Dad always cooks everything at our place"
>Dad? Didin't see a man with fat momma
>"He's back at home working, couldn't get off long enough to come down"
>#DaddyIssues.jpg?
>lol nope
>awkwardly sit in silence again bc don't know how to follow up that amazing ham comment
>watching a girl eat is so sexy
>no I don't know why dammit, just is
>the way she moves her jaw muscles
>the way she handles her silverwear
>the way her tits jiggle every time she cuts her ham

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May 16, 1990
Jim motherfucking Henson!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_B._MacDonald

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champion_Jack_Dupree

>>718501505

Don't worry the biggest scandal in American politics is about to fuck everybody's brain.

>>718501639
what is that scandal?

>>718501505
That's one lively looking vag you're posting, anon.

>>718507422
knock knock

>>718507771
who who who whom there?

>>718508264
fuck off

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>>718499169

Lena Dunham

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>>718505187

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>>718505338

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>>718506944
The kind with ridiculously tight knitted carpet. I wish I had wood or tile floors because cleaning would be loads easier. Or at least carpet that's not as tightly knit

OP claiming ID.

pets the katia

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>>718509721

anyone have illinois girls?

>>718503727
sure you did

I would fuck my own own ass with it and put it back, and see if she notices.

As I always say, if her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock.

*unzips benis*

>>718500984
she looks like she'd have thick thighs and a big ass

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>>718500984
Gift her a pearl necklace.

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Copy That

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Lil Boat

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WhoaHeyGuys