Rugby vs. Football
Which sport is manlier, /b/?
>water polo is for REAL men
Water polo has too much cock grabbing for me. Bunch of closet homos.
Quidditch, the only game where the rules were clearly made up by a woman. You can dominate a quidditch game and still lose at any time. Completely pointless.
Famously, American Football players are scared to play Rugby, because they're too scared of getting injured without all their padding and armour to protect them.
Where-as Rugby players think American Football players are gay for needing all of that padding and protection.
Tl Dr : American Football is gay
>Rugby is actually fucking gay
Faggots who were scared of injuries created modern an football. It was like rugby when it first started but people slowly started requiring protective gear and now, ironically, its more dangerous than ever.
Armour doesn't stop your brain rattling around in your skull (it actually makes it worse), or your knee getting obliterated by a guy coming in like a torpedo using his arrmour/helmet to fuck you up. There's no comparison mate, and this is from a kiwi brought up on rugby
Rugby is obviously manlier, if you are holding the ball in a rugby game the whole other team is going to tackle, spear tackle, ruck, mall, punch, and cause you as much pain as possible, and your team is not allowed to 'protect you' like lil faggots, plus their is minimum armor, head gear, mouth guard, rarely shoulder pads.
In football you wear shit ton of armor, a helmet, and you can have your whole team protect you. so really the question is how much gayer is football compared to the manly rugby. and not gay ass american rugby real rugby around the world.
Gay FL is the laughing stock of the entirety of Australia, other than the entire population of Victoria. So, hi there Victorians, run along and enjoy your sport that literally noone else watches or cares about, except for maybe 15 or so people in Perth.
ancient scope and some sort of signal generator in the back
You are missing the point. This is a thread where we laugh at faggots for wearing protective armour while playing sport. Now you want to add weapons to your arsenal of girly faggotry?
Only weapons hockey players use are their fists.
You mean their dicks, only reason people get into hockey is to have their teeth covertly removed to allow bigger space for dick
Curling was the only acceptable answer you beta autistic permavirgin wew lad
The injury rate in football is actually higher than in rugby. I think the equipment causes more harm than good. It allows people to tackle with more force than they could without protective gear.
You don't see people tackle each other in rugby with the same intensity that you do in the NFL.
Because Europeans are all faggots, or at least the Western Europeans. All you pussies do is sip your tea and complain about soccer in some faggy accent. Eastern Europeans are ten times the men you guys are, they fucking hunt deer for breakfast.
Don't group all Europeans together, the Eastern Europeans are the only men I see.
Just another /aus/ shitpost thread don't pay any attention. Also for the record rugby league is the best football and NRL is the best at that. lol at the faggot mentioning afl as if that has any relevance to the convo, those faggots spend half the game fumbling the ball around the field.
Both are manly. Jarryd Hayne couldn't hang in the nfl. No notable nflers have made the jump to rugby either. It's not the same sport, not by a long shot.
Switch the rugby kick off to a nfl kickoff and watch the bodies hit the floor.
Switch nfl plays to rugby and watch the pads come off and it would look like monkeys fucking a football.
They are fucking different. This shit is bait, the only winner here is op.
We played rugby. Since we arent inbred pygmies, when we hit eachother someone dies. Hence the armor.
Since we can throw a goddamn ball, we altered the strategy.
You're welcome world.
How in the fuck do you people watch sports without getting bored?
Nothing exciting happens and you always know what they are going to do.
>People who like sports are simple minded morons.
>Also sports are one of the biggest problems economically. We spend TRILLIONS of taxes on them a year to get absolutely nothing out of them. And they waste college money too.